/heem/ - manlet edition

Emmet is too roided up. He can only be stopped by usada at this point.

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youtube.com/watch?v=iGMUKC0t5R4
WTF is this? She almost died on spot. Is she going to fight?

Bektic is also too good, better wrestling 100%
emmet can go fuck himself with his bitch(roid)tits

Aspen Fatt

What if Schaub was a manlet?

Now that's what I call elbows from top.

schaub says he's on a hardcore diet and on a strict gym program every single podcast but he cant stop being fat as fuck.
He needs to cancel the foodtruck diaries ASAP

you guys missed it but last night Rob Whitaker asked "what does heem mean", then said "heem everyone even yourself", then said "Is Darren Till flushed?"

Really shitty
Weight cutting needs to stop

Bektic is also a turbo chinlet, he gets flushed

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he's like 150cm or less ?

No way he's on diet, always takes the sweetest pancake option in foodtruck diaries and slurps milkshakes on his show

If u remember the fight bektic was dominating hard
1 second of not paying attention and he got ktfo

And if you remember he got chinleted because he is a turbo CTE'd chinlet

4'11 is what he says so probably 4'10

muslims are not people

source
streamable.com/yq8jj

lads I'm all for shitting on cards but is it me or is tonights not actually THAT bad?

It's shit, but at least it has Ryan Hall, Faber, Emmett/Bektic, and names like Vettori who we at least know

he already is beating a guy he already beat twice does nothing for him legacy wise

I fucked something up with the quality

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shit cards tend to be spicier imo

the holloway edgar card is unironically worse

edgar winning will be funny tho

>always takes the sweetest pancake option in foodtruck diaries and slurps milkshakes on his show
I know.
Whatever he's doing, he needs to get his shit together quickly if he doesn't wanna stuck in lard ass mode

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lol Schaub probably barely works out anymore

I thought you were memeing but shit you might actually be right
wtf

Its time to accept it lads, the Poofc is over. All the cards are shit tier now

someone post the Till clip

thend dont watch fuckin GOOF!

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didnt even make weight and looks like she's dying

youtube.com/watch?v=R7u8C-rcU3k

a main event to a women's fight between a nederlande chimp who ducked to Cyborg and a 2019 martyr who was willing to sacrifice herself live in the weigh ins for the ufc lol
this must be a parallel universe

based 12 years old cornerman giving tips

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nah everything is gonna be ok for Ladd.There are million drugs to get herself together after the trembling.Anti-Parkinson's drugs for example.But for how long she gonna be slipping at the weigh ins?

she needs to hop on the PED's like khabib

youtube.com/watch?v=oETFsFYSrwI
Bisping is on team Rob

For me? For me, its Toilet Ladd

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My eyes tell me GDR is going to win
My brain tells me GDR is going to win
My heart tells me Aspen will win

Prime Jamal heems Schloobert

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just her name, belongs on facefuck

My penis tells me it will be a draw but Ladd will have won the story of the fight

Ben Askren is a fuckin idiot.I mean its time to see the things straight.This guy was undefeated in One then retired then started to be more active in social media,rethinking the feud he had with Dana,was involving in politics too,pro trump for sure,then started to have connections with Flo,some coverage of wrestling exchibition fights of him by Flo etc then you have the trade which actually didnt expected due to his social behaviour in social media.I mean you hate Dana but you want to fight for him?That doesnt sound right

Aspen Ladd 3 years ago before her mother got her into to training.

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I'm being serious. Everything is playing in GDR's favor, but I'm getting the sense of an upset happening. Had this same feeling at 217 with Joanna and Rose.

Is Greece broken or what

It's Latrine Ladd, don't be a cazzie

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me in the back laughing at the absolute STATE of white boys

I want to put a baby in that thicc goddess so bad, anons.

How many bongs until the next installment of Ryan Hall kino?

OOOOH SHE'S HURT

So this is the power of WMMA

so now Ben Askren is a ufc fighter and somehow he starts promoting himself with a trolling way.He starts trolling all the other fighters on twitter,some of them find him smart but what actually the guy wanted to do is to increase his twitter fanbase.But here is the thing.In one hand you have Ben Askren be the social master the guy that heems everyone on twitter and the other hand you have Ben Askren with no ufc fight and his first challenge to be Lawler lol.Its like you see Conner in his first fight for the ufc to have this big mouth he had with Aldo.So this is the reason Askren is stupid af cuz he played All-in without even a 3-0 in the ufc lol fuckin idiot

not very good technical stand up form desu

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me to the right of you pondering whether to hit on you or not

And people think Lardd is gonna beat GDR..

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in all seriousness. Do you think nunes could heem luke? I feel like he's just cocky enough with his hands down defense for it to happen.

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nah his kicks are still stupidly strong so he could just spam them and break her ribs / forearm

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early stoppage

/ourmanlet/ not even remotely concerned

Mutante will flush that spaghetti slurper

>the man on the right is only thirty one years old

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CTE my guy

Jesus christ poones heems fat 150 soccer moms after barrages of punches, luke gets heemed by linebackers throwing bombs fuck off you retards

hows the jaw, luke.

Heem discovered aspen ladd 4y+ ago

the hook will land buddeh

Lodged in your fat mothers cunt while your failure of a father jerks off crying in the corner

and tonight's the night she gets flushed

The fuck does a bong know bout fighting lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=d-R2bnE2jmI
Khabibs little cousin fights next

DELET

J'ai de la peine pour vous. Je veux dire je vais passer une soirée dans le nord avec Priscilla gratuitement pendant que vous, vous branlerez sur du porno en pleurant.

>leave the fat girl to me

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>Adesanya doesn't like it when everyone is not tickling his balls

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he doesn’t have to do that he obliterated DC twice

would rather see him fight Magumbo

>would rather see him fight Magumbo

Jones would be smart enough to wrestlefuck him for 25 minutes

Look like Maisie williams.

youtube.com/watch?v=OczUplZPgiQ

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rate my humble gym

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Schaub is going to be a 6’4 strongfat unit and there is nothing you can do about it

Neither of those victories are legit.

Sacrem bleu mon diou
Salop bonsante

whittaker heems israel

This card could have all 1st round heems and it wouldn't come close to UFC 239.

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cringe, heem day was the best card in like five years

Looks like adesanyas sex chamber

>dumbass runs straight into a takedown then pulls guard
Now I know how Khabib got his first 20 wins

>women mma

youtu.be/tOPplFhwIUY?t=327

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8.5/10
Very good.

this is a Chael Sonnen YouTube channel comment section tier post

CONTRERAS!

>the pic
>the flag

checks out

Wrong board sorry.

my bad wrong thread lol

WHERE ARE THE STREAMS PLEASE I WOONT PAYY FOR THIS SHIT I WANT TO WATVCH PLEASE GIMME STREAM ILL GIB YOU MILKIES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IF I DONT A GET A UHHHH LINK UHHHHHH
N WORD????

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www.gayporn.com

Bisping is the literal GOAT at eating his words

>watching older fights
>thompson heemed whittaker
H O W

*unzips*
*dribbles a drop or two of urine onto your tongue*

We gamers are living in a uhhhhhhhh society

Cause he's a bum.

Jorge Masvidal brought more casuals to heem.

Ask him yourself, today he said that he's gonna stream again tomorrow

Australians are pussies

more spics. They need to go back to /ligamx/

Thompson is literally one if the most skilled strikers to not hold a belt but he plays it way too safe.

High skill, low fight IQ
caz

looks comfy in a simplistic and brutal way

How many women do you keep tied up down there?

streamable.com/ycna7
heeminder

Nate diaz don't give a fuck about khabib father.

instagram.com/p/BzmvW-lnhkZ/

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Is Whittaker an aussie shitposter?

Nate desperate for a money fight. I think he forgot that he is a journeyman bum who was gifted Goober by circumstance.

DADDY PLEASE

Kek

Imagine being Canadian

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10/10 would spot you user

>Erik Koch
Now thats a flushed fighter

Lesbian mma fighter are so weak. This is insane.

twitter.com/DAZN_USA/status/1149874745720156163

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Worst ufc card of all time?

I feel like your posts are a lot funnier in your head

Here bro
ufc.tv/espn/fightnight155watch

The ticket is being a brazilian lesbian.

did you already forget about the wmma headliners

Amanda Nunes is a lesbian and the GOAT

For a PPV is pretty fucking bad.

This is the thread

Just you wait until my bjpenn.com thread

>Worst ufc card of all time?

Today's card is worse. 237 was a worse PPV.

Amanda nunes is a tranny.

youtube.com/watch?v=2K5ju6WAWa8

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This is Tsarukyans chance to be promoted to boy status.

If that canonier silva fight didnt fuck up completely then it would've been better

Who is your oneitis boy?
For me, it’s Chan Sung Jung “The Korean Zombie”

This is terrible. Abdomen strikes should be illegal in women MMA just like groin strikes

The card today isn't a PPV though.

>that video

ABSOLUTELY REDPILLED

brainlet

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dee looks like THAT?

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Schaub era.

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Wake up Khabib

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In many ways this card is kino if you arn't a turbo cazzie

Wake up, Khebab

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DENA DENA HE KENNAT HET ME LEK DES DENA HELP WHERE ARE MY GROUP OF DEGGESTENNI BOYS I NED DEM

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GDR
Simon
Emmet
Turman
Vettori

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The only man to beat khabib, besides tibau, third round connor and tony those times when khabib refused to fight and forfeited

Was Aspen lard (autocorrect kek) the one who fought that pale bitch who only came forward and she still couldn't figure out how to cut an angle?

>autocorrect kek
I hate zoomers

>Beats Khabib 9/10 times

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Nah we already had our sleeper card that turned out to be decent a few weeks back, this one is likely to just be shit

I agree, but I disagree, my man. Nunes is a b-b-beast of a fighter. If you disagree you can lose my number

*deletes the competition*
*is unheemable*
*rolls in the same crew with the boxing GOAT Artem*
Why is Dana so afraid of signing him,.l bros???

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Boomered and getpilled

Ladd The Impaler didn't even win her last fight against SARGE to be perfectly honest

b-but I've seen her ugly muff...
post op tranny then?

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a modern-day renaissance man for sure

lads how is Ladd/GDR actually the main event
So strange. Is it her hometown or something?

This is the only card in the history of ufc that they should start from the main event to prelims

*deletes you and the ufc in you are path*

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yeah more like a modern day rengayponceman

this would unironically be the perfect time to set up the dream(meme) matchup vs Asscan

UFC had all it's good fights on 239. No big cards until 241

And all the cards that have stipe Miosic in the main event are garbage.Stipe Miosic should fight only in prelims with a tourist visa

Calm down grease golem

Imagine the UFC has come to your town in shithole nowehere, for the first time ever. You are overjoyed, you grew up watching MMA. You are wondering, which of your favourite stars will it be? Will it be Holloway? Gaethje? RDA? Ngannou? I-I'll even take Toilet Till ahaha.....
>tfw it's WMMA
If that card rolled into my town tonight for free I wouldn't even go

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In many ways WMMA the superior mma

>Will it be Holloway? Gaethje? RDA? Ngannou? I-I'll even take Toilet Till

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fuck off frognigger dana, no one likes bumwmma

I'd go for free. Would still be fun to get drunk and watch it live.

Ufc soon.

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If it was Pride rules that guy would be fucking dead

Just punt that nigga in the face

What is there to see in the streets of dallas texas?

>Retires after bagel incident goes viral

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how would you stuff his takedowns

Guarantee the commentary team will be abysmal tonight. It will be Bisping, Felder and Anik

>letting spammy get full mount
what a can

I miss Chad :(

As long as there is no Dom whatever.

...

>name is chad
>is actually a beta

>getting heemed by a cripple
absolute state of black america

It's time to accept that Full Camp Chad would have handily beaton Canor. If his cardio hadn't run out in the last 10 seconds he would have won.

>Tfw tall mexican.

I just feel so excluded, this shit sucks.

God please no...

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Go to a bar

Why exactly do people complain about Felder but not Joe “here is something unrelated to fights” Rogan and Dom “underhook” Cruz?

I think Felder and Bisping are fine desu

for the love of god please tell me Twitchy is streaming tonight I miss him uwu

still better then Hardy the other bong and Anik

Paige vanzant soon.

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I miss Stan

Joe "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Rogan

We've been stockholm syndromed into getting hype when Joe shouts OHHHHHHHH HE TAGGED HIM, and Cruz is a much more knowledgable fighter than Bum Lelder

Joe only does commentary for the PPV's in the U.S

commentary last week was so awful Ill take anyone else

Same here. Surprising since some of his gameplans were so retarded

Anik and Felder is a good combo and there is no need for a 3rd guy

Stomp should be allowed again.

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STOP THE FIGHT STOP THE FIGHT THE BIG BLACK BULL IS GETTING DAMAGED AND WONT BE ABLE TO PERFORM ON MY WIFE TONIGHT STOP THE FIGHT STOP THE FIIIIIIGHT

always crack me up, the funny thing is that the guy seam in good shape but still he can't face this wrecking ball of a woman

Bisping is funny but not good at commentary at all.

Actually he is probably the worst guy at the moment.

This. He's the worst color guy by a mile.

SOMEONE DO THE PICKS FOR THE SPICY PRELIMS

why doesn't she just eat less?

what are you a fucking misogynist, dawg?

Mma in Russia

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manlet rebellion inbound

No joke I think ufc should be more like wwe.

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Jesus what a cutbaby. either move up a weightclass or stop fighting, cutting wait to bully smaller fighters gets you bad karma

>One last run at red panty night, dude

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I'm from the Future these are the results of the UFC card

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He's not worse than Dom.

Pride > UFC

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Hypothetically, who would win?

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I'd be surprised if we get 5 finishes.

Nick

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The fans

nick heems this bum

Lexi is so pretty bros...

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me on her face

Bulletproof coffee is a meme and it makes you shit your brains out. Joe Rogan fooled me for the last time.

you don't start with 4 cups, my guy

lol what is bulletproof coffee supposed to do?

>being a stomachlet

It's actually great, if you put a spoonful of coconut oil instead of butter

>not spamming leg kicks

Fucking can. When he takes his legs off all you have to do is circle out and head kick, and if he takes you down he has no legs to change position or shrimp out of it, Kimura him

What does heem mesn?

Nick was the one who flushed BJ and sent him on his current JUST arc, Nate is and always was a journeyman. Nick was high tier gatekeeper

the california commission monitors fighters weights ahead of time so this wasn't even a matter of a botched weight cut/her trying to cut a tremendous amount of weight quickly

I don't know. I saw it at the grocery store yesterday and said fuck it. It's got coconut oil and butter in it which is why I am pissing out my ass.

Coconut oil is like the 2nd of 3rd ingredient. t came in a small bottle already made.

>turbo chinlet, he gets flushed
>he got chinleted because he is a turbo CTE'd chinlet

Why are you typing these words, when you clearly don't know what you are saying?
How is he CTE'd when he just does wrestling, and he's been TKO'd once in his life?

Priscilla is cute too.

youtube.com/watch?v=TSQPVe13hCI

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ok suppose we have a ufc card with 12 fights and every fights ends in 10 seconds by ko that means 120 seconds,2 minutes of fight time....so what the fuck they're gonna show for the rest of the night??

>coconut oil instead of butter
>putting any fat in your coffee
Disgusting. I drink my coffee black.

seeth harder, he's a turbo CTE'd chinlet

Nate would job to put his big bro over.

Either way the loser would whine that he was robbed and wants to retire

You are turbo CTE wrong, my dude.

Wins against people like Reem/JDS/Magumbo/Stipe would all be worth more for Jones at HW than a DC win, even if the potential DC win was for the belt

Just like you like ur men, LMAOOOO gayboy
>buying some store garbage
Just make a nice espresso and put some coconut oil in it, dont be a bitch
And no sugar

I'd fuck 'em both

What's the best fight on tonight's UFC card?

The conversation ended here.

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Nick beat both GreaSP and Roiderson while all natty, while high. He won the Story and the fight

Canada are you around to goof the picks? I don't even feel like watching this card let alone in front of a PC.

I can drink bulletproof coffee fine but I did espresso with one tbsp of coconut oil once and shit my brains out

Its called african american you dumb maga racist

sam hyde bulk mode.

>Looks like adesanyas sex chamber

ayyy

Nate

>Shitmon Moraes beating Touchy Fili
Hi time traveling bookie

Why do they call Van Biden "the bull"

Nick is too old he gets heemed

this
who the FUCK puts butter in their coffee

>What's the best fight on tonight's UFC card?
For me it's Fili vs Moraes

>that one time when francis went on food truck diaries and brutally mogged schaub
>the next time brendan is on jre he immediately goes into the cope about how uhhh i had homeboy stand up on the kerb to make him look yuuuge and bigger than me aha yeah
Schaub is a 6'4 bealst for SURE

>Ladd-GDR ME
>Faber suddenly back after years
>Elkins-Hall
>Montano bails on her championship weight class
Man there is some weird shit on this card

Does Big Brown even train anymore?

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Who wins:

Me and Twitchy vs Joanna and BJ Penn

she's hot, what her name?

I think i died lads, i jsut got perma heem'd

>tfw we're not even getting a Face The Pain out of this shit card
May well be the first time I tune out after the prelims

your mom

as non paying customers we deserve better

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>not witnessing Faber’s redemption arc
you will regret this

Buddy we havent had face the pai on any card in months. Only the arena audience get face the pain. It's the new baba o'reilly.

Aspen Ladd is out of the main event lads, Ariel just broke the news

Thanks the card just got better

>Ladd main eventing

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>you now remember when Montano was going to fight Shevchenko and make all of heem rich by losing

It's hard to fight someone whose center of gravity is basically the floor.

Nice try fag she was already cleared

ABSOLUTELY BASED
NEVER GIVE UP, NEVER SURRENDER
OVERCOME ANY OBSTACLE

Does heem even remember the best card of 2018?

I’ll give you a hint cazzies it was not 225

Stomachelet

225

>Why is Dana so afraid of signing him
Dana White carefully manages the roster to ensure the bettors and the crowds are pleased.

Real, unadulterated competition would be almost the worst possible outcome for the UFC.

There was one good fight in that card, iqlet

Get a load of this guy.

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wow nice job Jamal, you found a Canadian saying something stupid

AssPain Lard gonna get her butt kicked soon!

He's right though

Why don't they just do hydration test?
Why is Dana so hesitant?

225

Stipe Miosic soon

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Muh

"white" boy cope is the cope like no other

Only Shevchenko and Khabib are white, and only barely at that

Have you ever paid money to watch MMA or for anything MMA related?

Are you calling me Asian?

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I have an extensive collection of fighter bobbleheads and financially support Andrew Yang

It was 229
>5 heems on the prelims
>brutal black beast heem
>Tony Vs Pettis Spice Central
>Gooby winning the Third Round

What the fuck is Greece's problem with stipe in the last week

>DC
>not white

why did he stop working out?

ALMOST

HEEEEEEEEEEMING

TIME

i just witnessed serena williams get murked i don't know if anything tonight can top it

DC's black, he's just well-trained.
Only Jon Jones can bring the nigger out of him.

>GSP
>Gooby
>Jones
Now what

White enough

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Imagine being so cazzie you think DC is black

Jones is wh*Te

Poirier is white
Bobby is half white.
The GOATs Fedor, GSP and Jones are white
Cope, niglet. MMA is our sport

How did DC get away with this?
youtube.com/watch?v=PLqgkPtXDbM

youtube.com/watch?v=Hqsuf75dfY4

Anyone got a stream?

He wanted to drop it several times there but hesitated on pulling the trigger.

fucking foul display of racism that gives the sport a bad name.
You can tell DC is afraid to say it for a while as well, he keeps copping out

He's a bitch.

If you don't reply to this post with a stream of the event your mother will die in her sleep tonight

espn.com/watch/espnplus/

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>If you don't reply to this post with a stream of the event your mother will die in her sleep tonight

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I literally watch every UFC card on same site, how hard is it to bookmark that shit. ripple.is

She's fucking dead
Nigger

IF I DON'T GET A STREAM GUTS WILL NEVER DEFEAT GRIFFITH YOU FUCKS

Excuse me?

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cringe superstitious polo afraid his mummys gonna die

I haven't streamed UFC before I don't know where it is

*pisses on your face*

*frantically drinks water

why do you have to go there mate
Take ur stream and fuck off, never wnana see u again here
crackstreams.com/mmastreams/watch-ufc-fight-night-de-randamie-vs-ladd/

I don't watch ufc tonight.

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fites about to start no?

TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
I NEED A MINUTE TO MYSELF

You laugh now but you will cry tomorrow when you find your mom's dead

Starts now

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Lmao

football and nfl aren't white though...

fuck off low life criminal scum. We're +chads on /heem/

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I now remember remembering Julianna Pena.

Stfu you bottom bitch

You also a cracker?!?

This card is just above BumFights tier. Roofus would heem anyone on this card.

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>this commentary team
Fuck just give me felder and hardy this is taking the piss

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by being black. any black person can say that

It's part of a new keto meme, instead of milk you put butter on it, supposedly gives you more energy and helps you burn fat faster

Bisping and Fitzgerald as commentators just heem me already

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this is well below BFK tier bro. BFK didn't have cutbabies

Imagine being the autistic stream beggar. His first ever UFC event is fucking GDR vs Ladd.

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-weird

LEAVE

FELDER

ALONE

I got Lopez

thats a really cool pic

Imagine Luke on commentary, what a shit show that would be
>He......should believe.......... in-in his abil....ability to win

Thanks Lori

Who ya got on this spic matchup heem?

This should be the permanent commentary team:

Brendan Schaub
Ben Askren
Luke Thomas

Anybody who disagrees I will heem into a living death.

Morales for heeming the bum with retarded hair

I use it for the extra cholesterol

hm yeah I'm thinking this is based

It's time

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Anik, DC and DC is the best combination and you're just playing saying otherwise

With trevor wittman chiming in for no reason every now and then

swap luke thomas for goldie and now we're cooking

3 guys who should never show their faces in public again i agree this is the team to make

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Has Okamoto done commentary before? Is this the dawn of a new era?

I want to milk Buffer after a card some day.

trevor wittman made this possible
instagram.com/p/BzcB3HhnElb/
too bad he can't teach rose tdd

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haha imagine if they both had rabbit vibrators and the way to win the fight is hold down your opponent and make them cum first haha

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Can you at least stop shilling during events

Benito forgot to dye the other half of his hair.

Fitzgerald and Bisping are horrible commentators, can't believe they got rid of Smith and Goldberg for this shit.

>ladd gained 30 pounds in 5 hours

how many bongs?

>30
Try 60

Remind me again why heem hates Luke Thomas? He is the only mma personality that tackles real issues like fighter unions AND I am the only one who asks the questions that aren’t always comfortable to hear.

Its live retard

what is this commission's special rules about weight? does it have anything to do with how much you can weigh entering the cage or is it all only up until the scales?

F R I D G E
M O D E
>ywn be raped by female Gastelum

you're taller and manlier than schaub and that is not allowed

this many
*bongs my erect dick off your forehead two times*

i started listening to him when kid nate took him under his wing, not a fan of hearing him talk about politics to be honest

>call Masvidal a thug
>Luke calls you racist

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BANSHEE

Bisping is a terrible commentator

>Bare knuckle boxing
>real boxing

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Better than you

Lopez lost the round with that knockdown. What a bum.

All the Mexican girls screaming when Benito got dropped

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unironically would rather hear that random user than Bispiss

The shorter guy was losing till he had that nice knockdown. Can't check kicks or wrestle though

>losing to mayweather

fug ryan hall vs darren elkins?

that shit is gonna be hilarious

Still seething since 199, eh?

It's wild that people don't know how to get mma streams in 2019. Im a 30yo boomer that has put up with the fucking worst shit streams imaginable growing up, and now they're fucking god-tier. Legit, almost all of them are god-tier. You can literally watch at 1080p with no buffer. You lazy spoiled fucking zoomer

Do you think Olivi likes it when Benavidez rubs the head of his dick against her lips? Haha just kidding this is a great fight so far.

Based Fitzgerald with the correct usage of "whom"

He should stick to expert desk or whatever it's called, he's good there

Ben 10

Bisping on commentary ffs... Can't stand his Americanisms

He really is. Worse than Cruz.

Asking for streams just outs you as a cazzie, MMA is one of the easiest sports to find consistent high-tier streams for

I like Cruz. I used to dislike him.

dislike manlets

>getting KO'ed by Mayweather

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2-0 Lopez going in to the 3rd

*unzips* posting is one of the great treasures of heem

20-18 Morales

>getting caught roiding

30-9 Lopez

>doing le no that didnt hurt headshake shit every time he gets tagged
HEEM THIS FAGGOT NOW

You guys is Hall going to lose to Elkins?
I don’t care if he uses meme jitsu he is the most likable sperg on the roster.

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i'll let you call yourself a boomer if you watched mma on ppv illegally in the 1990s. if you started with streams you're a millennial.

Hall will win, don't worry. Elkins is a brainlet and Hall is a brainmore.

le mental warfare

>getting caught roiding
>get unlimited title shots
>get USADA to look the other way
>getting pieced up by a bum

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They are darkening the crowd out so we can't see how few people are there. UFC is ONE tier tonight

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>not knowing the 30yo boomer meme

That's an insta-expulsion from meme university user

UFC needs to fucking can this Trevor Whitman shit.

...is that Josh Rosenthal?

30-27 Morales

I thought Lopez was good on his feet.

dude getting pieced up

>pillow puncheroo
>real combat

Current: Ferguson
All time: Bisping

Yes.

bro they’re not playing chess
I’m fucking scared

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fuck pacific cards and starting times

Benito is about as good at striking defence as Rockhold.

FUCK OFF TREVOR NO ONE FUCKING CARES

Guys. Why do I feel like Ladd is going to win?

wake me up when Fili or Hall are on, idek the order of these shitlims

F2M vs M2F: who takes it?

because you're a cooler

30-27 Lopez Unanimous

she’s a big girl

wait what, is it on already? fugg

>Benito celebrating

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because she will take GDR down

close fight i've got that one 30-30, 30-30 and 30-29 for a majority draw

Spicy fight
Morales won

Benito is a can

definitely a 27-27 fight for me, split decision draw

Fucking robbery.

ROBBERY

Morales 29-28 split decision

actually robbed lmao

Lmaooooo
Wow

lmao

Morales 30-27

climbing the cage won the third

because she is 80lbs heavier than her opponent and went through male puberty

what a terrible decision

Judges are always willing to screw a decision in favour of the hometown fighter when it's on the early prelims.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Morales had bigger hits but those kicks were killing the kid

>get fucked up for 3 rounds
>Win

THE EVENT IS CURSED DUE TO THE ROBBERY
HALL GETS HEEMED
URIJAH GOES ON ONE MORE RUN AT THE STRAP

heeminder that a leg kick should count as 1/10th of a significant strike

Honestly the judges got that one right. Lopez won via leg kicks and pressure. Cazzies here as always.

Askren Ladd gets KO'd in 3 seconds

>almost 30 more headstrikes
>more bodystrikes

>lose

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brianna is an ultra wrestlefucker.

>URIJAH GOES ON ONE MORE RUN AT THE STRAP
that is not a curse it’s a blessing

new rules actually rate leg kicks now and he checked none of them, not surprising

Just look at that belly

time for a schaub break

this
like pottery

that was a robbery but I dont really feel that bad because Morales couldve ended that any time he wanted if he would just engage, he would win a flurry then go to the middle of the cage to get lit up by leg kicks, shitty fight IQ he can only blame himself

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What the fuck is this decision lmao

Lel

remember to wipe this time

>get a knockdown
>more headstrikes
>somehow the judges give it to the other guy because of kicks
>you weren't even limping
I love when the judges are on crack

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Can't stand Bisping's fake American accent

>*Lawler vs Condit's you in your path*

Someone get this girl an 8ball

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what? who won? I left the room

10-10
10-9
10-9 Morales
Those judges are Adalaide Byrd level

Did commentary say anything about the decision?
I was watching on and off, seemed like a clear Morales Dec

Looks like a typical slag from London mate

She'd get bleached, to be honest.

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BRIANA IS CUTE

Rate my collection, just about 0.9TB now.

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Hi John Morgan

Not really. Implied that the judges were at odds with the stats but that's it.

Her husband is white

VB is still taller than bagel incel

Are you sure

My kind of girl.

>5 foot
more like womanlets thread.

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62" reach

And she still as lovehandles lmao

Van Buren is one of DC's prodigies like that Daren winn guy. He always talks her up.

The fuck is Souza doing

when chicks get CTE do they dress up in suits?

losing to a based womanlet

mogged

I think ANgela Lee has moved to One.

LMAO BASED WOMANLET

women who dress in suits give CTE, not receive it

Thanks

its another 'super intense' buildup and staredown leads to a 15 minute snoozefest decision episode. love these

Manlets have an unfair natural advantage. They don't have to hold their hands as high, on account of their head being lower down.
Manlets should have 1 point taken away each round to make up for this advantage.

She does seem legit talented

can the next thread please be a bjpenn.com thread with Schaub’s face?
these new memes are making me uncomfortable

Back to the bagel shop with ya, smallson

kill yourself

making a gamethread give me a sec

Her specialty is wrestling too, surprised by her aggressive striking. She looks good.

Do you wanna take this outside?

this better be the last chick fight tonight i swear to god

the state of it lads

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>tfw you get legkicked like a bitch after the bell

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unironic banger desu

new

Do you even look at cards before watching them?

rofl

Check the main event

Oh my god I'd smash van Buren she's so fucking sexy for some reason.

keep your heem memes out of that Yea Forums thread

90% of fighters below LHW would go up 1 or 2 weightclasses of they were required to stay within 10lbs of their fighting weight, and fought the same day they weighed in. Give the women a 12lb sway to account for monthly bloat.

Pretty impressive

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Instead of putting water in for the coffe pot, put milk in it and let milk percolate through the coffe and filter.
Legit chocolate milk is the best

Is that one of them newfangled private trackers you kids are all hot on?

hall is fucking trash. he spins under you and threatens a DQ if you take the kill. watching him fight is like watching a boxer who clinches every 5 seconds. Goddamnit I miss pride rules

>Bisping
based
>Felder
based
>Anik
based

You sound like a gay