Reminder that we probably made your favourite sport

When did you invent basedball?

Now thank us

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Who decides who gets to have the top picture on a wiki page?
Did you really not know that?

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Modern boxing aswell

They’re welsh. Welsh are swarthy

thanks

>aussie rules
Not directly but thank you for cricket

Umm theyre about to win the cricket world cup sweaty xo

When did you invent football?

Why are some of them so dark? Literally thought I saw a Pakistani in Northern Wales once and then he started speaking Welsh

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Not at all, limey

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yeah, thanks for that

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KEK

no.
out of 4 of my favourite sports, you only made one

WE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

this is false.
he showed slalom, not downhill. completely different sports

But did it actually look like baseball, or was it like netball->basketball where the version you play is like the down syndrome cousin of a sport?

>he showed slalom, not downhill.
fucking wew

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Setting the rules and inventing the sport is not the same tho

That lad also set the rules for modern slalom. Doesn't change anything about the fact that Norwegians and alpine people have been skiing competitively much longer tho

no no no, my dear friend.
that's not making, that's helping to evolve
you can't claim this and at the same time

Damn I miss Lanzarotte

Don't be pedantic.
Just say thank you.

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What are your four favourite sports m8?

Football, plumping, painting and drinking lech

Lad I like Dave ryding and all but you didn't invent the sport. Keep your chav sports to yourself tho

ice hockey, volleyball, tennis, handball
order changes from time to time

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Based.

thank you

When did you guys invent basketball? I'm pretty sure that credit goes to Canada.

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you're not canadian

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ehhh

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Was Canada not a dominion at the time?

IIRC Welsh people originate from Iberia

>we

Somebody who you're not related to invented/modified a Norman/Roman sport over a century ago.

Is there anything more pathetic than the proud patriot?

Is a sixth of your country not still British?

It is, what of it?

being muslim

Thank you.

Why am I not posting under a Union Jack so?

The price of freedom, brother

We do. It's just the quality ones that we let you foreigners have a go at.

For me it's bombing Unionists

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OH NONONONNONONONO

No, a Canuck invented basketball
But you kinda invented Canada I guess?

based UK

thank you ourselves for being great

Other way around. Iberians originate from Ireland.

Okay, but seriously, how the fuck did we invent so many sports? Some kind of island autism?

Basically a result of inventing guilds and then unions.

England never invented baseball

We’ve beaten England every time we played them in a relevant soccer match

Is this the part where you pretend women's football is relevant?

>dumb bongs don’t even remember 2010 or 1950’s part time school teachers

Sad!

The rules are literally what defines the sport though.

>dumb Americans think they won in 2010

Sad!

You didn't invent Hockey.

...Did you?

who's "we" again?

they're my ancestors as much as yours. probably more so

also, codifying rules for various forms of sport that have existed everywhere always, then spreading them, is not particularly amazing.

Say it with me

E
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>While field hockey in its current form appeared in mid-18th century England, primarily in schools, it was not until the first half of the 19th century that it became firmly established. The first club was created in 1849 at Blackheath in south-east London.

>Bandy has its roots in England in the 19th century, was originally called "hockey on the ice",

it was easy, as evidenced by the fact England were complete shite and still managed to get out of the group undefeated

US team has won golden cups in your lifetime while England ain't won shit.

>GOLDEN CUPS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Next you're going to be bragging about the toy you got in your happy meal.

Yes, real grit defeated the powerhouses of Slovenia and algeria

>Implying i'm not 78 years old

>Gold Cups
Please stop

Says the people who literally brag about semi finals and only got there due to easy lineup.

t. got unironically knocked out by Africans

>Easy lineups
>Brags about winning a gold cup

HAHAHAHAHAH FUCKING STOP I'M DYING.

the US couldn't even get past the worlds easiest lineup of world cup qualifying

You havent had a single big athele since Wayne Rooney. Meanwhile the whole world knows of Tiger Woods, Serena Williams, and Lebron James.

netball came from basketball
only women play netball
there is a netball world cup in liverpool on right now in liverpool

yeah australian football predates soccer
although the origin is
>keeping cricketers fit in the winter
the sport is original and draws a proportionally bigger crowd (considering the population of australia) than plenty of other top flight leagues in other sports around the world

Tiger Woods maybe but Serena Williams is a literal who who plays a sport nobody watches and Lebron James is nowhere near as well known over here as burgers like to claim

Yes, the same Africans that should have beat Uruguay were it not for a bullshit handball by ratking

Fuck sake you're not the same autist from the thread last night that was saying a brit with a proxy was conspiring against you?

Harry Kane. Also Tiger Woods is pretty old.

Why is Lebron James always brought up by retarded burgers as an example? Not only is Michael Jordan more well known as a basketballer but Tom Brady is more well-known than any of them.

Wut? Please tell me this was screenshoted?

MJ is old too. If you count him then you'd have to count David Beckham and Michael Owen.

Based England
As expected from a nation of the Holy Alliance

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Tom Brady is definitely not more well known globally than Lebron

Thanks for inventing cricket.

>Yes, the same England that should have beat USA were it not for a bullshit fumble by Rob Green

google.com/amp/s/amp.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000932185/article/ichiro-wants-to-know-who-the-expletive-is-brady?networkId=4595&site=.news&zone=story&zoneUrl=url%3Dstory&zoneKeys=s1%3Dstory&env&pageKeyValues=prtnr%3Daround-the-league-u;team%3Dne;conf%3Dafc;dvsn%3Dace;plyr%3Dthomas_brady&p.ct=End+Around&p.adsm=true&p.tcm=%23000&p.bgc1m=%23EAEAEA&sr=amp

>British faucets

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island of autists

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Maybe it's just me not hearing much about apehoop, Tom Brady to me is the typical sort of American propaganda athlete

Don't worry, you didn't.

Nah Lebron > Brady

You only hear about brady due to kissing old men on the lips.

Basically someone in a thread posted a bunch of dumb shit (USA is per capita whiter than England, saved England from Nazi occupation, and only white people can be American) and another yank swore it was a Brit using VPN until the poster showed his passport.

I bet 99% of people here have no idea who he is, if I didn't use Yea Forums I know I wouldn't. Basketball is a much more popular sport than American football globally

i'd literally have no idea who lebron was if it wasnt for Yea Forums

sounds like riley sticka

based USL would not exist if it weren't for the britbongs, neither would my nation

thank you!

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Funny, it's the opposite for me but I won't doubt you. Brady seems more like he'd get shilled for being a white all-american family man athlete.

in the UK it might actually be close because we don't like basketball that much but it's pretty big in large parts of Europe and Asia whereas American Football isn't really big anywhere outside the US

Not him but I'm kind of curious what the most famous England athlete is at the moment?

lewis hamilton
anthony joshua

maybe Hamilton if you count racing drivers as athletes

Harry Kane. Won the golden boot at the biggest sporting event and played in a Champions league final.

harry kane
andy murray

In England probably Harry Maguire or Tyson Fury are the most popular as they're good lads.

Globally Hamilton or maybe Harry Kane.

Latter is Scottish

>England's Brave Andy Murray
>Scottish
don't let the porridge wogs fool you with their lies

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Lewis Hamilton
Andy Murray
Elen White

My country invented England
Don't forget to thank us for all the sports they later invented

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He voted for Scottish independence didnt he?

And is Kane a good player? Seems like he just memes his way.

Except England was created in 927 not 1066

Been out of form and shite for long enough that I'm starting to think he's past it and peaked long ago

Kane is a very good player, Yea Forums will tell you he's shit but you can't fluke your way to multiple golden boots and 20+ goal seasons

Tbh I think Pickford is England's best player.

Kane is top 5 Out and out strikers when he's fully fit.

The world cup golden boot was a complete meme though

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Felt like Son carried Spurs to the final

thank you

>Normans
>Fr*nch
Nice cope, Pierre.

Spurs could have won the final if there was no Kane or meme penalty.

daniel dubois

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lmao

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That's not Athelstan

Good for England standards

There's not much competition

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Who is we, Mohammed?

>soccer
>relevant
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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>junk food at 3am after 10 pints

UMA

You didn’t invent camel racing not sandboarding so i don’t need to thank you

*nor

>Probably

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No you didn't

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Amerimutts overseas

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>Americans

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