BLUE JAYS V YANKEES GAMETHREAD

>the y-yankees are 5-2 against t-the blue jays so far this season!
*runs back to her press booth*

AAAAAAAAA
didi likes bauie!!!
bauer to the yanks now please

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bauer to yanks confirmed. please god and everything that is holy, send that damn man to the bronx. didi needs another autist for a friend since big toe left

anybody else cry during the angels game last night? when they placed all their jerseys on the mound I teared up

saw the highlights on sportscenter. thought it was cool and went to bed.

is vlad a bust?

he's not RoY but he's going to be a good player. give him a year or two and we'll see.

he needs to lose weight. the zion williamson of baseball

He's supposed to be elite though desu, I see flashes of it but its been mostly frustrating watching him

I think they rushed him through the minors too fast due to the hype. If he spent this season in AAA and they gave him a september call up instead he might have been more polished

voit is a cuck

Meadows just killed that ball

These. He's got a 40 year old DH with shot knees body. That being said he doesn't need to get shredded, but at least like 20lbs off.

his exit velocity is 2nd only to lowes on line drives

HAPP IS ELITE

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kys faggot

@94198325
lol seethe m8
Happ dominance today confirmed

crapp

Vlad will smash one today. it won't be a question of when, but how far it goes in Babby's first ballpark

lightly judged

Lemachine getting BABIP'd hard lately

clayton richard gets better each start. when the season started he was one of the worst pitchers in the league

>BABIP

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>.362 babip

dude is a meme anyway

this, it's actually funny how brutal the regression is gonna be for this slap hitting utility fag

I'm talking the last two games. he's not a meme when he's hitting almost .500 with RISP with over 60 PAs with RISP
imagine being so retarded that you think advanced stats are reddit

imagine being so retarded you think some magical sky wizard not only determines someones ball in play average but is also quantified as a metric of “advancement”

@94198481
lmfao I can't even take this post seriously. good luck with that mental handicap of yours m8.

>RISP

are yankees fans all brainlets?

>@94198481
>lmfao I can't even take this post seriously. good lu

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@94198509
hitting almost .500 with RISP at that large of a sample size shows extreme clutchness. just be content being jealous that you don't have the machine on your team.

OH MY FREAKIN GOSH

THE

EFFIN

BABIP GODS

ARE

AT

IT

AGAIIIIN!!!!!!

NONONONONONONONO HE DIDNT ADJUST HIS SWING OR PLATE APPROACH ITS LE SABR NATE SILVER BILLY JAMES GODS DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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holy shit Happ is elite

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>The correlation between past and current clutch performance is .01, with a
standard deviation of .07. In other words, there isn’t a significant ability
in clutch hitting; if there were, the same players would be good clutch
hitters every year.

lul

No those are those RISP gods you filthy stat heathen. Sarris 45:12

>BABIP
fuck off

how do you describe the situation in which a player is making great hard contact but it is going straight into the defense's gloves? if not BABIP luck then what?

didi is elite

It’s seriously the most entry level reddit stat, for roto fucking losers that dont watch or analyze games

BABIP higher than league average shows that a player is due to regress and lower shows a player is due to heat up.

don't tell me you don't believe in due

Good defense? Good fielding position? He’s not actually making as good contact to pull the ball as you think? Have you ever played baseball? Do you actually think there’s some faggot fairy that looks like you casting magical spells on who gets a hit?

german = very black
ant = very black

mystery solved

Not exactly true, fly ball hitters will naturally have a much lower babip than groundball hitters

>BABIP higher than league average shows that a player is due to regress and lower shows a player is due to heat up.
Because you’re clearly basing this off analyzing the pitches they’re hitting, their swing, and the fielding they’re facing, right? Oh of course not youre a retarded loser who believes in magic

he will be elite in like 2 years

why are you so set on making it about baseball gods or fairies? sometimes it is dumb luck if you hit it towards a player or not - you don't get to aim 15 feet one way or the other when you're getting 100mph+ exit velo

>magic
ever hear of randomness? BABIP isn't about baseball gods or whatever strawman fallacy you're trying to force onto me

OH GOD I FORGOT TO PRAY TO THE BABIP GODS AND GIVE TRIBUTE TO MY CISTULLI AND CAMERON BUTTPLUGS LEMAHIEU IS FUCKED!!!

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>trying to force a strawman "gods/fairies" narrative and wojack posting instead of making real points
so you're the reddit retard that is shitting up /mlb/

>fat loser who has never succeeded in life attributing skill to luck

Every fucking time lmao. This faggot got struck out by the pitching machine

wtf are you saying
>Mike Trout makes 100mph contact and it goes straight into the LF's glove
>wow trout really sucks and didn't get unlucky there

BABIP GODS ARE GIVING LE BAD LUCK PLEASE TAKE ME AND MY ADVANCED STATS SERIOUSLY

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>wojack posting
please get out of here reddit

LE-GOD-HIEU OWNS YOU

Life is RANDOM not LUCK you fucking brainlet, think about how many influential life changing events you had ZERO control over happened throughout your life (Birth year, parents, country you resided in, upbringing, religious beliefs, beliefs in general) and now think about how those influences you had no control over influence the decisions you THNK you have control over

>pitcher throws a fireball
>Trout cant pull the pitch in time
>the fielder is in good position to make the play

>WTF HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE????? LE BABIP GODS SOMEONE GET THE HORSESHOE BACK IN MY ASS I NEED TO GIVE A BASEDMILK BEVERAGE TO JEFF SULLIVAN

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>blue jays faggots wojack posting while their team is getting OWNED by JA Happ
i laff

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OH NO LE ONIONS PICTURES!!

Take some responsibility for your actions, faggot. Give some credit to someone doing something rather than nonexistent cosmic force

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Richards retired from baseball halfway through the game

HAPP IS ELITE

>Babipssians hacked the election for Trump! That’s why he won! Not because he ran with a populist message promising economic security to the working class in swing states where neoliberal corporate Dems like Hillary completely ignored! It was the Babipssians!

gardy with the high IQ deke in the outfield

>guys look at my plastic rimmed eye glasses im so kooky!
>guys i cant wait to get home and play nintendo switch

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happ getting lucky

kingham is our guy

gardy is our guy

he's hitting a home run

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wow I thought u called that for a second

never doing it again, now. I ruined it.
manfred must have taken the juiced balls out of the league.

his twitter profile background picture when he played for the brewers was a picture of his glasses. the jokes write themselves

come on gary...do something scary

he's hitting it to the gap in left center

Happ's outing is going to be wasted at this rate

Happ...he gone

>didi
>elite

Yankees are fucking garbage

>team with the best record in baseball is garbage
lol what does that make your team? liquid garbage?

Fucking hate shifts

my team is leading the wildcard race :)

Happ looked great today, got a little unlucky there with the last batter. Let's hope we get elite Ottavino and not no-control ottavino now

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Let's hope you get cancer and die!

lol babby vladdy jr. can't hit someone throwing non-BP pitches

Grichuk just obliterated that ball

Imagine having Yankees offense and still being scoreless

holy fuck the yankees suck

>gary bloops and is caught
>jays bloop twice and they both drop in between
Fuck this luck

yankees haven't had a scoreless game since last June. not even exaggerating.

grichuk is troublesome

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Another great outing by a starting pitcher gone to waste. Why can't this shit happen to other more deserving teams?

its not even like ottavino gave up hard contact, it was just a lucky bloop to short right

how come the Yankees don't have any good pitchers

because they suck and will never be the Red Sox, how matter how hard they try

The Red Sox are worse

Nah, they have actual hitters for average and a good 1-2 punch with Sale and price

in the postseason, that's all that matters

>sale
A guy with 8 losses? Yeah, he's real good this year.

NESTOR CORTES IS HERE
try getting hits off this mother fucker bluebirbs

Get some fucking runs

Fuck Boston, getting an easy series with the Dodgers

gardy showing his true grit colors

a gritty single, suzyn

phelpsy looks rough now. sheesh

Bullshit call

What's worse, Phelps never had a call like that go his way when he was with the Yankees

ahh this game is rigged, no wonder

lmao yankees are winning too much so the league rigged this game against them

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>one full ball diameter off the plate
Fuck this game, and fuck leafs

lmao cheeky gary sneaking behind the plate

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why tho?

probably trying to pick up the release timing

should have dove into first gardy style

The worst thing about being a leaf is having to listen to awful leaf broadcasts when the yankees play the jays

da fuck was he thinking?

he forgot that he was a fat ass and not brett gardner for a second

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rigged game

well go off, hale

this is a very weird inning

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Yankees, stop embarrassing us and win this shit

yanks haven't been shut out in 171 games. I just want 1 run, dont even care if we lose

Gardner finna hit a 3 run hr to walk it off

pls be happening

Rays 16
Orioles 4

last night was epic

thats the script I have in my head too. Gardy has been hot lately.

>swing at pitch in middle of strike zone
>its a foul ball
Hate that

>stankees
lol

It was right down the fucking pipe, and it ends up as a fucking easy fly out.

>gardner has almost double the hrs of vlad jr
LOL

Torres has been awful lately

vlad is better in every way, if he was on a good team he'd have 30+ homers by now

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Yankees just missing on everything. Its not fair.

dont judge heem

Weak bait

Sale vs. Kershaw tonight

u in?

At least the Rays lost today, in the first game. It would be nice if the Dodgers could actually try at Boston.

ayyy no shutout

joe west lmao

>joe west

Coming back now! That fat fuck West actually helped

moderately judged :^o
>the streak lives

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>based west
the streak lives!

it's not bait, vlad is literally the only good hitter on the jays so he gets pitched in and around the corners and never gets hittable pitches

show me something, luke (get it, Missouri is the show me state, where he came from)

EASY WIN FOR MY BANKEES FUCK TORONTO

why no giles?

His dad had to deal with the same thing, and he was able to do something about it.

the whole joe west crew is fucking garbage. see you tomorrow. fuck

THE STANKEEEEEES LOSE!

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>let's take a look at that pitch john
>right over the plate

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Voit would've ended the game with that pitch before the IL

gg blue jays this was a battle
see you tomorrow

And you're still gay

Another fucking wasted outing by the pitching staff.

cashman need to trade for pete alonso or paul goldschmidt
the offense isnt good enough

Looks like Giles is being traded. #Red Sox and #Braves main targets

at least happ finally didn't look like complete shit

what would it take for the Yankees to get scherzer
We'd be unstoppable

Half the team's best prospects

frazier, florial and loaisiga would be fair but nationals would ask for too much

Weak game today. Bats were dead. They will pound BlueJays asses tomorrow.

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