/trans/ - Mauro Icardi to leave Inter edition

>'Colossal stupidity' - Icardi rumours rubbished by Napoli chief De Laurentiis
Napoli president Aurelio de Laurentiis has vehemently denied any talk of Mauro Icardi joining the club, calling the idea of meeting with him a “colossal, enormous stupidity.”

>Icardi to miss Inter's pre-season tour as he leaves training camp amid exit rumours
“Mauro Icardi will return to Milan today from the Lugano retreat. The club and the Argentine striker took this decision by mutual agreement. Icardi will continue his athletic reconditioning process in the coming days and will not take part in the summer tour in Asia.”

>Tottenham right-back Kieran Trippier is on a shortlist of defensive targets at Bayern Munich, Sky Sports News understands.

Alex Jones signs for Partick Thistle FC
twitter.com/PartickThistle/status/1150023339278307328

>Ajax have announced defender Matthijs De Ligt has been left out of their squad for their summer tour to Austria pending "a possible transfer".

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Fuck anime

FLAT AS A BOARD

Have sex with anime

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>4 weeks today

Still too long to wait

what other online football communities do you frequent?

Couple of the Facebook groups for my team for links and the online forum

Lots of boomer tier memes on there

>Lots of boomer tier memes on there
show me

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>trippier has one bad season
>all these other bigger clubs seem to rate him
whats going on

Based.

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>The De Ligt transfer has hit a statement as Juventus star Cristiano Ronaldo has interfered. The Portugese striker is apprehensive about the club signing players who are taller than him.

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Get these S*rie A rumours out of MY /TRANS/!!!

>13 July
>English Football League
Colby Bishop [Leamington - Accrington] Undisclosed
Dean Gerken [Ipswich - Colchester] Free
Kadeem Harris [Cardiff - Sheffield Wednesday] Free
Jordan Willis [Coventry - Sunderland] Free

>Scottish Premiership
Filip Helander [Bologna - Rangers] Undisclosed

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The Light has a virgin skull shape but his chad height/frame make up for it

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Masculine height and frame + baby face is BIS bro. Women think you’re cute and good looking but also manly and handsome.

haha

based and, dare I say it - redpilled

Apparently Atletico is after Trippier as well? Earlier he was being linked with Man U, Juve, Napoli, now Bayern
What the fuck is going on?

Not talking about the baby face although that is a strong factor. Look how elongated the back of his head is, it’s a low test trait and is despicable that this kid is so clearly high test but has a virgin head

>What the fuck is going on?
the usual transfer fake news pushed by his agent or club

>tfw look like a slightly more lanky De Ligt

Equal pay when lads?

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So peter crouch

Can we have some more women’s World Cup memes pls

Also Bruno to united when?

I don't have any more, soz

Shit

I'd rather have 0.9% of 3 billion rather than 3.9% of 50 million

3 laxatives and half a carton of prune juice. Still can’t shit. Wtf lads it’s been 5 days

maybe you should eat somin and stop doing heroin

It took me >three weeks to have a decent shit lad, I'm sorry it can only get worse.

It's over bros, Glatzlel fucking died, it's not our year.

Real Madrid are staying in a hotel three blocks from me lads, people are lining up already to watch them return from training in a few hours

Kinda want to sneak into the hotel and see if I can eavesdrop on any rumors but it appears security is very tight

>appears security if very tight.

You don’t fucking say

Dried apricots, all the fibre turns your bowel contents to liquid and sludge

See if you can intercept the laundry lady

Some thirsty ass people would pay good money for their used training gear

Saw another one on Facebook

It's not about the world cup but it is boomer tier

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where's ngubu going

Villa since they've decided to sign everyone

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Here you go, found another one

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fuck the vietnam war.

I shit myself last night when I was steaming. Thought it was a fart. State of me

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kek

Just saw bale he told me he’s going to United you heard it here first xx

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Hahaha if you don’t get it, you’re too young

Not saying the Vietnam War was good but I feel that you’ve been consuming too much normie counterculture from 50 years ago

>tfw I hate both

>we put our life on the line for Israel

Musogynist are not going to listen to anything rational

And I feel youre just talking about out of political agitation

It's the "American" elite that do that.

Normie counterculture is a bit of an oxymoronvdont you think?

probably veterans of the Falklands war

And I feel like I am not posting out of political agitation because I don’t like the Vietnam War. I also feel like your first post was fishing for (You)s

That’s the point innit. 2deep4u

>meme is referencing America
>”probably veterans of the Falklands war”

youtube.com/watch?v=LeIxuJjXOvk

Thought they called garages something else?

Modern Warfare is back. Halo is back. Gears is back. Minecraft is back. My childhood is back.

Man I really wish Bale would move to a new club and win the CL there in his first year and maybe second year if its united and in so doing shut up all the madrid idiots. Not even joking, Bale was everything I thought he would be. Really balanced the team well. Before all teams had to do was stop Cristiano and Marcelo.

They just pronounce it in a retarded wat

you may not like the vietnam war but because i said it you perceived me as some ignorant overliberal normie. And no i wasnt fishing for yous. was just a small truthful comment on the USA's reverance for the military.

>Fekir to Betis for 30M is being reported

JUST

>black guy looks like de ligt
right

Any meme pre-season friendly results?

>Liverpool still aren't in for him at a reduced price
Nigga's knees are held together by spaghetti.

Lol. Imagine being bought by the team who tried to buy origi, whom plays for the team you want to play for, but dhi 7r9e

Are you having a stroke? Do we need to call an ambulance?

Palace lost to a group of young boys

YB also played two friendlies today, because why not

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user

Probably saw an ice cream truck and panicked

Huddersfield lost to Rangers’ Youth 9-1
Accrington Stanley beat Marseille 2-1

You alright, son?

Fug, meant for

to replace lo celso i guess

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>Accrington Stanley beat Marseille 2-1
On that note, Sporting lost 2-1 to a semi professional Swiss team. Bruno Fernandes even played

Some females are just evil. Especially when they don't submit under their man. Wanda reminds of my work mate's gf. SAD!

Brentford drew 0-0 with Dynamo Kyiv

Brentford are a good team 2bh, can see them eventually climbing up to the top 6 and maybe getting into the prem

They'll need to build a better stadium though

So do Bournemouth

lads, LADS
>twitter.com/USAvsSPAIN/status/1150060873572081664?s=19
does this end the equal pay debate?

>one of them just continues to celebrate

My premier league team's women's team play in a shared ground with a Total Motion Midland Football League team

Don't think they'll be getting equal pay anytime soon

Can't believe Yea Forums even entertains this "equal pay" stupidity. Women's status in society should be drastically reduced pronto.

I don't know why you say that
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>women

England beat Scotland 70-34 in the Netball World Cup lads. Always great to get one over the Scots. I still find it mental that the Commonwealth Games splits our nations ups.

Considering cheering on my local club in the Bostik League South Central Division this season

A Great Britain team would storm the world cup 2bh

Shame that we decided our own home countries tournament was bigger than the world cup, back to 50 years of hurt

Heil Hitler

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ANNOUNCE DE LIGT

what a disgusting image

Do it

It's nice to have a pint while watching the match

Pogba is getting the man u captaincy lol

Name a front three with more quality.

You can't.

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For me, it's FC Romania

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>Barca tried to tap up Van Dijk
>His agent told them to fuck off

Based captain

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In Football? Probably not. It'd be Bale + Ramsey atm. I was talking Commonwealth Games anyway. I guess it is to prevent rapes.

Genuinely think he might try to change the teams name to "dabs and haircuts united"

We didn't win two world wars and one world cup for you to be able to say that, hans.

haha yeah

Why do scouser’s keep posting this fake news

Lads. Tennis or cricket tomorrow? Or both?

AFCON

Anyone watch the united game? How was piss caka?

Elite la

Which one do England have a better chance at winning?

Working his way back to the team would be cool too. He would be great with Hazard

Not the tennis. Although Rog is basically adopted Brit at this point

Cricket, tennis is gay

>nort fc memes are now mainstream
F

Tennis, Cricket the literal who of sports.

Why bother working your way back in when you are guaranteed money for doing nothing. Also, when you do try you get booed anyway

Zidane's brother is dead.

who did he play for?

Last time people were saying that he scored two in a CL final.

>putting together FPL team
>Chelsea have 1 (one) striker
>it's Giroud
That can't be right, can it?

rog is arguably more english than the englel cricket team full of irish and south african immigrants

What about future GOAT Tammy Abraham?

And then got booed

Batty boy too

This in all honesty

Lads. Ireland should just be nuked and dropped into the Atlantic Ocean right? What is the purpose of Ireland?

It will be over in a month anyway, by that time they will have reached the end of their cycles

>It'd be Bale + Ramsey atm

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>The Extreme Triple Molester

My new nickname for Firminho, Mane and Salah

Based Inter poster

?

It's like the 2nd most played sport on the planet, mate.

Batytushi, Abrahams and rest of the loan army.

Neither. New Zealand have been sly and pretending they're shit. They'll rape Engpakis tomorrow.

any of you lads play MMO manager games? have had an itch lately. played trophy manager a bit in the past, and a little bit of hattrick, but neither did it for me

Lads. Doubles is boring.

I only like playing against 20 yr old AI
>Doubles is boring
>get trips
based

I used to play hattrick a lot. Got banned as a kid for fucking about. Took it seriously after. Did well enough. I then played Football Manager Live before they canned it. Only other game I played was United Eleven and I realised it was hardcoded to make you spend money. Finally most fun I had was actually non-football related. Counter-Striker Manager.

Thanks for the input Satan

Based and redpilled

Why can't companies develop new and better IP's? SAD!

yeah i played FM Live back in the day and loved it, wish they'd remake it because that's the kind of experience I'm looking for

This is the saddest thing I’ve read all week. Imagine pixels on a screen being the defining image of your childhood

If you photoshop their faces on there it could be a quality meme.

Well women found a way to milk the UEFA and that's a good thing!

*One rigged World Cup

Says some dude on Yea Forums

I don’t get this Icardi guy. Doesn’t soccer have a Bill Belichick type coach who can get disruptive yet talented players to focus with CIA mind tricks?

He needs Cholo, but Wanda won't let him. The power of her cocomordan is too strong

Doubt Ronnie wants to baby sit some Zoomer in his twilight years anyways. They need to win now and we all saw how Ajax’s defense collapsed against Tottenham.

There was Brian Clough who built a European cup winning team of players who weren't wanted elsewhere for various reasons.

That was a more legitimate goal ruling than lamps in 2010

Newcastle would have been relegated three times in a row if it wasn't for rafa

>tfw I signed Pato in my starting team and went full coaching
>tfw he became World Class but not good enough to win me anything
>tfw signed a Lithuanian Wonderkid on ridic wages
I hated how people seemed to know how to cheat the system and do well. Might have datamined it for exploits.

Yes, but if Women's World Cup got the money the men's did then they would be raking it in.

>yfw if women got 'equal' pay to men (ie; $35m), each Women's World Cup would be paying out many times more than they make
>yfw countries would be earning less
I am just waiting for the US government and the court case to throw these facts. You know what will happen? Women will say that women's sport should be supplemented, supported and covered directly by the government. If this is agreed, then other women will demand it for acting and other shit and the US will race towards $30 trillion in debt instead of $20 trillion.

We should just lower the men’s team’s earnings to match the women’s and kill off this semen slurping sport and all the hipster faggots trying to push it here

Has Bayern activated the GRANATE yet? Can any German anons confirm?

No, still just the signings they have and trying to make out that Hernandez is a GRANATE

>tfw UK govt fired a doctor because he refused to call a theoretical 6ft tall bearded man 'madam' in a hypothetical situation
Nuke us now pls.

Woah someone tell /pol/ right away!

What the...

Is Trippier being linked to Juventus, Napoli, Atletico, Man United, and now Bayern the worst case of World Cup performance buying?

Would you? Thanks, bae.

I have a feeling you're not actually telling us the whole story here

Bet you think Tommy Robinson was arrested just for having his camera out too

just got arrested for saying I'm English ffs lads

I know how you feel mate

I just got arrested for being racist in Gregg's

He's been mediocre for Spurs this season too, don't think any of these clubs have even seen him play after his free kick goal.

Nah. I'm not. Government said the guy resigned of his own accord citing religious conflict because he refused to accept, in a theoretical situation, that transgendered people even had an illness of some sort and that it was purely ideological. This was at one of those mandatory sensitivity training things all doctors go through. He autistically refused to do it even in a theoretical situation. Got chewed out for it, essentially said 'such a position could cost you your job' (ie, if you refused to call the persona ms/mrs/madam/whatever, they'd sue) and (apparently) was told 'you can either finish the training or you can leave' and so he left. He says that never happened and he was fired for refusing to pledge to a belief that would have compromised his religion (he states making a hypothetical decision of 'yes I would' or 'no I wouldn't' would damn him if he ever changed his mind or some shit) and he's suing the government for religious persecuting. He's Christian. He won't win as he is cited to have said transgenderism is purely ideological, a delusional state (I mean he might be right here) and so on. The issue is, he's a doctor, who works for the NHS and opening up for lawsuits. You're there to treat patients, not to judge them. So he probably won't win. But who knows.

One side said he resigned, the other said he was fired due to his religious beliefs. What it sounds like is he sperged out and couldn't be professional.

>racist

>Guy got fired
>"I bet you're not telling us the whole story"
>"Nah I'm not, guy resigned..."

C'mon mate...

What happened to football Wags? They used to be turbothots in the paper everyday for some shit but you don't hear much about them now. And why have shin pads got smaller?

Social media happened, so tabloids pivotted

Mate, read the very last sentence. He said he was hired. Government said he resigned. It's going to court where evidence will be presented.

After John Terry they didn't want to put themselves in the public domain too much

Speaking of, did anyone ever watch that TV show "footballers wives"?

>footballers wives
no but I remember there was a famous gay shagging scene everyone was talking about

Are you white?

It's not even 2pm here and I'm about to masturbate for the 4th time today. I woke up late too so there's about 12 hours left in my day. I'm a 25 and haven't had sex in 4 months. Wat do lads?
Also, Ochoa to a midtable side in a decent league when?

Sounds like life is good. Just keep going lad!

Marlow FC vs Kuwait lads. Get in son.

Do you shave your nether regions?

Go down the boozer and have a pint lad

There were rumours about him going to Basel if they sold Omlin. Seems like bullshit though

Thanks
I'll hopefully get laid in the next couple of weeks when I return home for summer break.
I do trim the bushes and shave my balls but shaving my arsehole feels like a hassle unless I'm having it eaten.
>Basel
Would rather him coming home to an early retirement

Never had my asshole eaten. Is it worth it?

how does one even shave their asshole

>I'm a 25 and haven't had sex in 4 months
Imagine h-haha

With a razor I guess

They get pretty regular European football. Like I said though, it's most likely bullshit, since there are at least two better options out there

yeah but you just stick it up there and start scraping? seems dangerous

Normally I just use a knife and do what you said. Works fine. Use some soap too

My ex was inexperienced and down to all kinds of kinky stuff I ate hers and some time later she asked to eat mine it feels good but the sense of power is much more satisfactory to me
Very carefully because you don't want cuts or chemical burns from those creams. I spread my asscheeks and use soap and a designated razor.
I'd rather him to to Aston Villa or something.

haha

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How the fuck to people shave their balls?

More importantly, why would they?

Carefully.

trannies and prnstars

There it is, the post quintessentially zoomer post on the board, maybe even the entire site

oh fuck off

they think they are going to get sex on a lads night out

I'm 29 and a virgin lads. Not fat, not particularly ugly, not a manlet. I mean I haven't gone out of the house much in the last 10 years but hey!

same here

Fucking hell lads. Bruce to Newcastle is on

Literally me.

Ney Ney to Barca when? Thought this was habbennnnnning

He's coming to Liverpool.

No, just feels wet and weird. Like dipping your bare arse in a pond

Cheeky finger up there isn't bad though

>Ney Ney
Imagine being above the age of 12 and writing this. STATE of this country.

>Marko Grujic sets sights on becoming a ‘true’ Liverpool player after second spell in Bundesliga
Next year sorted lads, will be like a new signing haha

Bruce Arena? Finally a proper manager after that fraud Rafa.

ANNOUNCE DE LIGT

Yfw Liverpool lose the net spend trophy by signing mbop and ney ney and yet still can’t win the one trophy they want most

They have to pay fucking 5 mil for him

5 mil for steve Bruce to get you relegated

How can they not tell this is bad business?

I can live with number 7 la

Ashley despises the club.

United aren’t ready yet. They will announce De Ligt after Bruno

The funny thing is that you can’t.

Based dental cream

Thank you for you cervix

Why are Liverpool so obsessed with the premier league?

lmao

its their year la

Can't wait to see where Icardi will flop.

At the end of Wanda's leash

Juve probably

But it’s never their year la

Thought Sarri promised CR7 to be their number 9?

Aguero/KDB will get injured and city won’t win the league

Finally it's spurs year

Damn, Ben Yedder looks like THAT?!?!

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Perfect replacement for Lukaku.

real insider here
looks like neymar back to barcelona is actually happening
nike is behind the move, they'll put the money needed

Yes, but Icardi's balls are controlled by his wife

anyone who has OP's pic just with liverpool?

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just like when aguero/kdb got injured in the last 2 years

Tried flirting with my local pole shop woman. Shes in her early 20s. We normally have some fun interaction because I always ask for the stuff too high for her to reach and shes too short so shes like "not again" and gets the stool then we laugh about it. Only just discovered today she cant fucking speak english. Dont know how I didnt notice.

here you go la

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>hot woman that can't speak
she's a keeper

This is literally a 10/10 in scouseland

>This is a 10 in Birkenhead

doesn't exist

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Did someone say Real insider?

B O S S

Harry Maguire has moved a step closer to an £80 million move to Manchester United after telling Leicester boss Brendan Rodgers he wants to leave.

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Yeah because it took until now for Leicester to find out

>Harry Maguire
>£80 million

I prefer Dzeko over Lukaku desu

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Unironically

Man united is a step down from Leicester

In what sense?

step up in wages

*doesn't play in europe*

you on opioids or something?

Someone has to finish all the leftovers in the club fridge before they spoil

I would rather have my club sidn a good player than to sign myself a gf

Need a womanizing manager to fuck his wife then and set her straight first. Giggs or Terry maybe

looks like Nasri mixed with the supreme gentleman

Leicester are going to finish above them

So Man United is on the level on Wolves, Everton and Leicester?

>Europa League challenger
>No threat to top 4
>Unlikely to win a title in the next 10 years

This is what Leicester, wolves and everton have in common

Difference with united is they can't hold down a manager and ended the season with a terrible win ratio. Think they lost 7 out of 9 games at one point

>>Europa League challenger
*finish 20 points behind 6th place*

>Unlikely to win a title in the next 10 years
anything can happen in that length of time

>Last season

Doesn't count, with Olé in charge, Leicester and Everton have a good chance of finishing above united

Wolves slightly less because I think Europa league will hurt them

he'd be overpriced at £30m to be honest, even in today's insane market

liverpool!

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Grim

45 minutes to deliver a fucking munch box. Wasting away here

YES

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Engpakis lose their 4(FOURTH) Cricket World Cup Final tomorrow lads, cannot WAIT for this. Absolutely shivering with orgasmic delight to see Engpakis btfo at HOME of all places lmao.

English Pakistanis are like the hardest working people in the country

They deserve a win

>Coutinho’s agent Kia Joorabchian on potential Coutinho return to Premier League: “Liverpool lies very deeply in his heart. He’s a big fan of them. It would be very difficult for him to go to a direct competitor of Liverpool.”
Damn Sky, must be a slow day in the UK.

Shhh don't question it. Get him the fuck out

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Glad we brought her to the club tbqh

>tfw i live a couple of miles from the white house and missed fabinho and rebecca

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WTF are those sunglasses she's wearing

neymar completely and absolutely BTFOing pakis saint germain today lmao
twitter.com/OhMyGoalUS/status/1150148105066745857
there's no going back now

Savage.

it's called fashion, not surprised a clogger such as yourself doesn't understand

Elliott Frear is trialling for Oxford after being released. He's a winger. He's played 60 games for Motherwell from 2017 till end of last season. He scored 3(THREE) goals. I pray to god almighty he doesn't sign. He might have scored in the friendly but I have no confidence in him. I'm hoping we run Fabio Lopes now if Henry is injured and put Whyte where Henry would play and Lopes where Whyte would play, making Whyte the SS rather than the CF.

Any Motherwell fans in? We've been taking a lot of lads from there this season.

>Americ*ns
>Even thinking about telling others about fashion

the answers to the tweet are also great

;)

Americans invented fashion

>Americans invented fashion

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plus size fasihon, yes

How long until he dies in a mysterious incident

america is the only first world nation where 90% of the adult population has no idea how to dress in an acceptable manner

St George won't let it happen

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All white women wear short shorts though right?

One can clearly see here that Neymar is a white man and that kid is his

>Kia Joorabchian, Coutinho's representative, to Sky Sports: "Liverpool lies very deeply in his heart. He's a big fan of them. It would be very difficult for him to go to a direct competitor of Liverpool."

Where does he go lads

psg in exchange for nerman hopefully

Manchester United

PSG.

Arsenal, in a world where Stan spends money. They're not even close to a competitor to Liverpool and they need a player like that. But ignoring EPL... I dunno, Atletico? Bayern?

You now remember Arsenal bidding £40M and a pound for Suarez

...

Neymar for both Coutinho and Dembele

Coutinho to Bayern.

>and Dembele
lmao

dembélé is staying, you can't win the treble with a bunch made up of la masia shitters

He will be on the bench then

he and neymar are always injured so it doesn't matter

James to Atletico

30 million

Which should have legally been accepted and Liverpool admitted blocking Suarez from that contract clause. Nothing happened to them either lmao. The £40m+£1 wasn't even the proper bid, it was just done to get the talks started, but Liverpool said there wasn't a clause to do that. Then said Arsenal were high. Then admitted they lied and broke Suarez's contract.

gordo suarez will be benched this season

Sometimes you just can't believe how unprofessional the football world is.

Neymar - Griezmann - Messi

Where do you put Dembele?

Would rat king go to Halal if they bidded seriously?

Griezmann
Neymar-Messi-Dembele

What is /trans/ listening to?
youtube.com/watch?v=fPOhGIpZjKU

Sad vibes for some reason

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neymar -- griezmann -- dembele
---------------- messi

#welcometoboca

he's almost 33, they won't bid for him and they probably don't have enough money now

played the shit out of that album couple of years ago. Love Satellite Call

Artur - Busquets midfield? And who's going to defend?

>Sad vibes for some reason
youtube.com/watch?v=jcq5NlYz1PU

There you go, m8. Carrie and Lowell is great for sad vibes too, or Ruminations, both emotionally charged albums. Lifted and I'm Wide Awake It's Morning are good for that too. Now that I think about it, I have a lot of pretty depressing albums

die for israel goyim

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Liverpool just knew they had massively underestimated how good her was. That lie basically funded their rebuild, albeit half poorly spent. Had Suarez left, Arsenal probably would have won the league and Liverpool wouldn't have finished 2nd and there would have been no £600m (all transfer sales are technically the owners, so them letting the club spend it makes it whatever, if you wanna netspend autism, then £200m) transfer injection by the owners.

looks like my fax machine is being slow today haha

---------- griezmann -- messi
neymar -- arthur -- frenkie -- dembele

you don't have to defend if you score 10 goals per game

Since when does a 4-2-3-1 have 3 CDMs?

for me, it's elliott smith's roman candle

Were you the guy I gave my fax number to and you said you'd send me a list of some stuff but you never did?

Madrid paying Atleti?

love rumours
love transfers
love oil sheiks
love chinese and malaysian billionaires
love indian tech giants

hate the actual game of football

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It depends for me. They're often different kinds of sadness. Lifted is more angsty, Carrie and Lowell is desperate, etc.

They have either two solid defensive midfielders or wingers who actually track back and can defend decently. Frenkie + Busquets with wingers like Dembele and Neymar and Messi who jog for 90 min? Their fullbacks aren't even great defenders.

That's suicide.

i hate you tbf

doesn't matter
games will end 17-4, 41-12, 26-8, etc
new era of football la

Vinicious is a club sponsored psy-op for Perez to steal money. Extremely overrated

Neymar - Suarez - Griezmann
-------------- Messi
----------de Jong - Busquets
Alba - Lenglet - Pique/Umtiti - Semedo
------------ ter Stegen

>barcelona was interested in vinicius
>perez, still butthurt from the neymar transfer went full retard to 'steal' him from barcelona
>everybody laughed

based fifa UT maker

You did Madrid dirty on Neymar but Neymar is a dirty prick so it evens out

wtf neymar is going too far now
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Only problem is messi would never stand for that shit

He was so ineffective on the wing against Liverpool, couldn't keep up with Robertson's work rate. He could move inside and play between the lines especially with de Jong/Busquets to break up attacks and supply him with the ball

Didn't Messi say a while ago he was going to be reducing his playing time? Might bench himself a lot

Yeah but he's not gonna play supplier. Doesn't do it with Argentina where its absolutely necessary.

>Barcelona midfielder Philippe Coutinho will reject the chance to join Manchester United and, while a return to Liverpool is possible, the 27-year-old Brazil international is more likely to join Paris St-Germain.(Express)

Barcelona have assured Coutinho's agent that they are not planning to sell him, but he claims his client is being offered to other clubs by a representative with close ties to the Spanish side. (Sky Sports)

>Bayern Munich will not give up on signing Chelsea's 18-year-old England forward Callum Hudson-Odoi and are expected to make a new £45m bid this week. (Mail)

Manchester United will not sell 26-year-old France midfielder Paul Pogba to Real Madrid if the Spanish club make a bid after the English transfer window closes on 8 August. (Mirror)

>Leicester's England defender Harry Maguire, 26 - linked with a £75m move to Manchester United - has told the Foxes he wants to leave. (Mail)

Maguire has accused Leicester of pricing him out of a big-money move, with both Manchester United and Manchester City having £70m bids rejected. (Sun)

>Tottenham playmaker Christian Eriksen, 27, may end up staying at the club because of a shortage of sides with suitable resources for the Denmark international. (Guardian)

Liverpool have joined the race for £20m CSKA Moscow striker Fedor Chalov. Arsenal, Manchester City, Tottenham, Chelsea and Manchester United are also monitoring the 21-year-old. (Mirror)

>Tottenham remain interested in Real Betis and Argentina midfielder Giovani lo Celso, 23, with the Spanish side set to focus on Lyon's France midfielder Nabil Fekir, 25. (Football.London)

Arsenal have returned with a second offer worth up to £25m for Celtic's 22-year-old Scotland defender Kieran Tierney after having a £15m bid rejected in June. (Mail)

>Arsenal are ready to challenge Tottenham and Juventus for Roma's 20-year-old Italy midfielder Nicolo Zaniolo. (Calciomercato)

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>Liverpool have had no contact from Real Madrid over 27-year-old Senegal forward Sadio Mane, despite Senegal FA chief Saer Seck suggesting the Spanish club have made an offer. (Liverpool Echo)

Napoli and Atletico Madrid are in advanced negotiations for 25-year-old Albania defender Elseid Hysaj, who has been linked with Manchester United. (Football Italia)

>USA defender Antonee Robinson is on the brink of leaving Everton, with the 21-year-old left-back close to completing a permanent switch to Wigan. (Liverpool Echo)

Dinamo Zagreb's Spanish midfielder Dani Olmo, 21, says he is not ruling out a transfer to any club as he continues to be linked with Manchester United. (Manchester Evening News)

>Paris St-Germain's world record signing Neymar has added to rumours of a Barcelona return by posting a video containing an image of him wearing the club's shirt, alongside a cryptic message from the Old Testament. (Goal.com)

Everton's Senegal midfielder Idrissa Gueye, 29, says he is aware of the rumours of a move to Paris St-Germain but says his focus is on the Africa Cup of Nations. (Sport Witness)

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He should desu. A few years ago everyone talked about how Messi's skillset meant he'd drop deeper as he got older, I reckon it's about that time.

>alongside a cryptic message from the Old Testament
BASED

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>Paris St-Germain's world record signing Neymar has added to rumours of a Barcelona return by posting a video containing an image of him wearing the club's shirt, alongside a cryptic message from the Old Testament. (Goal.com)

100% Jesus intensifies

Agreed

>you'll never suck on Ruri's tits and come inside her
Why live?

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Lads, I‘m starting to think some of these news outlets are fabricating rumours just to generate clicks.

Just a reminder
>there were rumors of Daniele De Rossi joining Boca Juniors
>he chose to retire instead
oh no no no no

Honestly, this transfer window has been dire, what is the issue? Is it because AfCon is still going? Semis are today (Sunday) and the final is on Friday 19th. With 3rd Place Play-off on 17th. That means the next Internationals of any consequence are 7th September.

Therefore, what's the hold up? 26 days until the league starts. 21 days until the first game of the new season (Community Shield, which of course doesn't count as a trophy unless you win it). Three weeks, lads. Three weeks left of pre-season /trans/. Had no good memes. No good transfers. Grim.

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except city, eplel clubs have been penny pinchers lately

Except City? They bought Rodri and? If we include Pulisic, Chelsea, with a ban, have spent the most bar Aston Villa. After that it is United then Spurs all with £50m+. Only sides not to make major purchases are Liverpool and Arsenal and the former was said to not be wanting anything quite early on and the latter can't afford anything

Klopp is going hard in on the kids meme, not a fan of it tbqh
Interestingly that Pepe guy is finally out of afcon, so some team will spend about 60 mill soon.

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>Bayern Munich will not give up on signing Chelsea's 18-year-old England forward Callum Hudson-Odoi and are expected to make a new £45m bid this week.

First, Bayern are absolutley fucking retarded / desperate if they are willing to pay that much for him coming off that achilles injury.

Second it's pretty likely he's signing a new deal soon, all Chelsea youth ITK's are saying it's going to happen.

english clubs are spending absolute shit
not a single exciting transfer in the premier

Klopp has to do the kids meme after he promised he'd do the kids meme, got called out for it in an interview and said we misunderstood his 'I wouldn't spend the money even if I had it' comment. Then again he did say Liverpool would have to spend big this summer too. A real thonker. Perhaps he just says what needs to be said at any given time to keep stocks high and fans happy.

Also, Chelsea and Arsenal will have to do the kids meme. Former needs some FW's to step up to the plate. Latter needs half a new team to step up to the plate. Chelsea should be playing Abrahams. Arsenal should be playing Nelson. Nelson isn't much worse than Zaha and isn't gonna cost £80m + £250k a week.

Who would be exciting? Teams are established.

>Teams are established
lmao club owners must love lemmings like you while they pocket millions
sign someone who can score some fucking goals

some people have girlfriends

why don't you have any friends

You are my friends, lads.

:(

I’m your friend, pal

How am I a lemming? How the fuck is me going
>Well, teams are established and don't want to sell their big players unless it is a massive offer and massive offers for players are few and far between and if it did happen then the owner pockets it anyway making your entire post worthless
Don't get this angry gimmick you're doing Spain, to be honest.

it's about the general feeling of resignation
nothing is changing, next season will be the same as last one but with older players
when was the last time a premier club signed an exciting talent?
premier clubs make the biggest money through tv and sponsors yet I get the feeling boards don't give a fuck about increasing their chances to win titles, they only seem to care about just spending enough to keep the status quo and pocket the rest
football is about excitement and entertainment but this transfer window in the premier is anything but exciting
and somehow fanbases seem resigned to this shit and powerless against club owners
perception is that it's all become terribly dull and predictable
I get the feeling the only excitement these last few seasons comes from seeing clubs meltdown

>when was the last time a premier club signed an exciting talent?
My team bought Alisson, Salah, FabiniGOAT and Keita recently from foreign leagues.

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>when was the last time a premier club signed an exciting talent
Wat? Rodri is 23 and he signed for City. Ndombele is 22 and signed for Spurs. Kepa was 23 when he was bought for Chelsea. Keita was 23 when he moved to Liverpool. Pulisic signed for Chelsea. Sterling was 20 when he joined City. Then you have dozens more cheaper but possible players. Torreria, for example was 23 when he was signed. Guendouzi was 20. Konsa to Villa could be good. Reece Oxford is back to West Ham. City signed Angeliño and they signed Zinchenko a few years ago. I guess Solanke for Liverpool too. Chelsea signed Bakayoko at 22. Spurs signed Foyth last year iirc and N'Koudou too. Both in their 20's. Arsenal got Mavropanos and maybe Holding a few years ago.

But finally, and ultimately, United signed Wan-Bissaka this window. He's 21. It was for a large amount. There. You cannot go 'b-b-but not this year' or 'b-b-but not enough'. They also signed Dalot last year at 19 and Lindelöf at 22 or 23.

Okay? But let me guess 'It has to be above £100m to count' now?

I think he means Under 24's, lad. So I've just posted them.

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based

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need a gimmick for the rest of the summer. too easy to do stupid american gimmicks, need a new angle.

have strong opinions about liverpool mate, doesn't matter which way

none of those are exciting
salah looked like he could be something but after the cl final against halal and last season he's simply meh
maybe there's simply no new exciting players
maybe we're at the end of football
even laughing at manure and arselel has gotten old

im already a liverpool fan, feels too contrived desu.

>When his height starts with 5.

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sorry but that list is shit
you even included guendouzi ffs
hope you're an arsefag or you have no excuse

>Arsenal

AHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHA

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You didn't even read my post. Don't bother replying if you won't read my post. I specifically mentioned good players, then included players who were bought by one of the Top 6 and played sufficent amount of games not to be an academy player. I then finished it off with a team who has spent a large sum of money on a U23 player.

I never said whether they were good or not, I just posted players who were young and had potential. Whether they achieve or not is irrelevant and hindsight is 20/20. At the time players are bought they weren't know to be bad only talented.

What's the matter bro?

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>spurs
>spent £1.2BN since PL began
>win 2(TWO) League Cups in that time
>w-w-we're a big club, la! spent more than arsenal, la! Finished Above Them Again Trophy a sure in!

grim time being a spurs lad, real grim. at least even arsenal managed to celebrate winning cups recently, hell, even liverpool did! imagine being worse than liverpool in winning stuff, fucking state hahahahahahaahaha! i'd be protesting, but then again, its a 'w-well at least we s-s-aw the trophy...' tier excuses as another season of the massive trophy cabinet stays empty

maybe this year lads, eh? maybe this year... unless of course Liverpool win the septuple... but surely not?

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>butthurt mongoloid arsenal fan thinks everyone laughing at arsenal is a spurs fan
Holy shit ahhahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahahhahaahahahhaahahhahahaahahahahahhaahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahahahahhahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahh

who are you talking to?

I read your post, just a dull list of names 90% of which everybody knew were average at best
that list only confirms football is dead

you're a fucking retard if you think he's an arsenal fan, he's clearly a liverpool one you fucking nonce, christ yanks are dim.

Holy mother of cope, dude. I didn't realise you'd have another fucking autism fit because I dared to join in your shitpost.

Christ what is wrong with Americans?

I am neither. It was just me shitposting, but Americans are fucking retarded.

Alright lads, good night. 3AM. Kept it bumped enough. Not slept in 48hrs.

Lol no it hasn't. Take a look at the /arse/ general, those cunts are a fucking mess

Cute idol girl

Fc Algeria

Speak English please

he already signed a deal

sneed

I knew britbongs were behind sneedpostings

any al/ck/ posters itt

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Sneed

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gonna be rained off wahey

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Tennis lads are poofters

Sell

Vazquez
Nacho
Mariano
Keylor

And I'll start feeling optimistic

/spalck/

with Maguire now on the cusp of joining, the defence looks a lot better than using Young, Jones and Bailly. Would help if De Gea didnt have his dogshit form of last season but then again everyone was in dogshit form after the PSG match

surely a midfield signing is due to happen?

how is brenny doing lads

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it's happening :(

inb4 he rejects every contract offer like the mad ira man he is

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Mr Henry, where are the transfers?

This is some Dark Souls looking shit
>it comes to life and starts hunting South London

More sad vibes
youtube.com/watch?v=5tFWBw0-g1M

>when was the last time a premier club signed an exciting talent?

Bernardo

He’ll fail their medical

wtf that doesnt count
*throws paella at the wall*

bbc once again open the comments on a pogba article

>reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee no one cares about united x 10000

Is "your" club represented in any church? We have the power of God on our side, and that's how we'll get Nerman back from the Muslims

Deus Vult!

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>Alex Luthor: Interesting that this match report of United's first pre-season game is given top billing on BBC Football. Meanwhile the Champions of Europe win their first pre-season match 6-0 on Thursday night, but not a whisper. I wonder why?
Alex proving exactly why the Beeb ran an article on United and not Liverpool.

If I'm Leicester at this point, I'd take the money and use a portion of it to buy someone like Mee, Schär or Gibson

They want Tarkowski i think

Drink loads og water as well.

You tried sitting on the toilet?

Villa are supposed to be signing Trezeguet, he's been looking pretty good in AFCON

>Team news: Klopp confirms Lovren to return at Bradford
Bradford have a chance now.

United are going to sign Bruno. He’s exciting

He’s been around for fucking ages

Lo Celso soon

If I wasn't a Liverpool fan I would hate Liverpool fans t b h
Nonces in an absolute meltdown over QT again.

>Nonces in an absolute meltdown over QT again.
what's happened with him now

General seething over something that happened like 2 years ago.
He's back in the news because of he is on the move again, he was one of the best players in >our modern history, I would take him back for 60 million.

stop eating protein, bread and cheese
start eating only soft veggies

Maxi Gomez to Valencia is official
twitter.com/valenciacf_en/status/1150368128423071745?s=19

Weird choice, was sure he would come to the premier league

If Woodward has a fuctioning brain, which apparently he doesn't, he would stop chasing Maguire and go for the ones you listed, also iirc Valencia already made movements since January. Also he gets to play UCL football i think

CL football, spanish speaking and valencia will give him decent wages

He's only 22, makes sense to move to another Spanish club to play CL football, and if he can really make an impression in the next year or two he can position himself for a big money move to abroad

Learning a new language and new league takes time too so makes sense to wait a bit

>live in sunny spain playing cl and be able to leave club whenever you want triggering release clause
>or go to rainy england playing for some literally whos and losing the freedom to leave that shithole
>weird choice

west 'am fans be seething

also, remember valencia sell players to barcelona and barcelona already had contacts with maxi

>literal who’s
>he’s signed for a team named after a fucking orange
>the West Ham of Spanish football

Napoli apparently fucked up the James deal, Atleti and Real have an agreement at 50M + variables.

>Valencia
>the West Ham of Spanish football
Nowhere near.

>Choosing to live in a sunny country instead of spending a couple of weeks there a year to appreciate the sun more

Negative iq mentality

You’re right, giving them far too much credit. The Burnley of Spanish football

>Country capital
>In the shadow of bigger teams in the city
>Never going to threaten the top teams in the league

Athletico Madrid are the west ham of Spanish football

Fucking hell, you're utterly clueless.

Getafe are. Atletico at least occasionally win silverware

>you now remember when west ham lost a cl final vs their bitter city rivals, twice

lmao how can you be so deluded?
who the fuck would want to play for west ham in england when they have any other choice in spanish coast?
seriously, I hope you are a west ham fan because I can't imagine a worst insult right now
>bu-but dad, why didn't maxi gomez pick our team instead of valencia?
>because our club is shit, son, like the rest of our lives
>well, we could try signing mess-
>GO TO BED RIGHT NOW, PUNISHED WITHOUT SUPPER!
>d-doesn't matter, w-we don't have food anyways
lol

Seething

How many of your countries teams were in the Europa League and champions league finals?

You've made yourself look a bigger idiot than him.

From wikipedia
1. Spain: 18 winners 11 runners up
2. England: 13 winners 9 runners up
3. Italy: 12 winners 16 runners up

are you an actual west ham fan?

>Living in the past

That's CL only.

And yet you'll brag about your World Cup trophy

Not really

We only bring it up to annoy Germans

>since the beginning 4chins was about having fun saying and doing the most retarded stuff
>but then came the redditfags and took this place seriously
so sad, go be offended somewhere else, this place is not for you

England - Germany really is one of the most one-sided rivalries in the world. It's nearly funny

I'm sure Germans are annoyed having just 3 more world cup titles than you

Yeah, only England are good these days.

We have the same amount of world cup.l titles

West Germany was a different country

>g-go be offended somewhere else
>gets worked into a seethe by a shitpost comparing West Ham to Valencia
Embarrassing m8

>offended
Not at all. Your greentext was terrible if it was intended to be a joke.

-------Suarez--Griezmann-------
-------------Messi-------------------
-----Arhur----------De Jong------
------------Busquets---------------
-Alba--Lenglet--Pique--Sergi--
------------Ter Stegen-------------

Literally not a single defeat all year

>Catalonians
>Thinking using logic

We should have all seen this coming

Maguire to united done lads. Announced next Friday

Why would they wait a week to announce?

it's a big announcement

Valencia is the Arsenal of spanish football

Two 2000s greats that ruined their legacy with stadium budgets.

>gets worked
lmao the only one getting worked is yourself

it was a true story, my best friend is a west ham fan

Very accurate comparison

Absolutely boiling

West Ham will wind up with Maupay as their striker.

>gets called out for getting worked and seething
>n-no you
Time for your siesta lad

>wet spam

>this would be a bad thing

What teams have finished a season in their country without a loss, barring Arsenal? Has a Serie A team ever done it?

Milan in 91/92 and Justventus in 11/12

Perugia in 1979 (they finished second)
Celtic a few years back

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_unbeaten_football_club_seasons

>waaaa b-but dad, why didn't maxi pick west ham?!
lmao

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Too sunny.

>Implying he isn't going to villa

>white huts with orange roofs

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This is what I was looking for, thank you

>still seething about the West Ham comparison
>I’m not even a West Ham fan
Simmer down Pablo

I would like to apologize to the rest of Yea Forums for triggering the Catalonian when I said I thought Gomez would have gone somewhere in England

>The state of these seething sun-deprived anglos

>still butthurt
>he's not even a west ham fan
lmao

>Catalonian
That's one part of Spain, lad. I think you mean Castilian.

FUCK CONCEIÇÃO FOR LETTING LOPETEGUI GET OLIVER

btw I apologize to west ham fans that don't have food in their homes
it was a joke though it seems to have touched a nerve too many

what are the odds on liverpool going unbeaten but city winning the league?

>somebody compares his irrelevant team to another irrelevant team on the internet
>seethes about it for the rest of the day and keeps going due to butthurt about his irrelevant team

Did you guys like him?

Never understood why Simeone hated him so much

>English are poor meme
>entire Country relies on English tourism

>oliver
>the new chabbi la
how has he been these last years?
I remember watching him and thinking he was simply pretending to be xavi doing those turns while he was actually quite shit at everything else

Nah he's a Barca fan, definitely Catalonian

Robbie on the piss reporting the transfer rumors in nasty LV
youtube.com/watch?v=w6QbHH5r0cg

I like him, but he is unironically too smart for Conceição's instinctive and physically demanding way of play.

Lopetegui uses him better. If he does go to Sevilla he'll probably be the best thing there

I'm pretty sure no one in this thread is a West ham fan

no country can rely on english tourists
they are the kind of tourists that look at the price of food before ordering, even when they go to mcdonalds
even nafri tourists spend more
the only good thing they do is killing themselves in droves every summer jumping from balconies, still not sure why but don't really care

wew I wasn't expecting a positive answer
interdasting

that's fine because I'm not a valencia fan either heh

For me it's angrily posting on Yea Forums in the middle of the day during summer.

Dos cervezas por favor Manuel

it's 9:18 am, bro. I'm in bed shitposting and in a great mood. come join

t. handegg subhuman

Uno beero, danke.

sorry la, I'm an engineer
could you explain the balcony mass suicide thing?
been happening every summer for the last 40 years at least

Harry Maguire to #MUFC agreed. £60m plus £20m in add-ons. Personal terms to be ironed out, medical tomorrow

Yeah people spend 4 days in Spain, realise how depressing it is and feel the need to off themselves

>£80m for harry Maguire
>the most expensive CB ever

Hahahahahahaha

pretty incredible, especially given that he was leicester's third best centre back last season

This can't be real, they could have bought Koulibaly with that money.

Yeah, with £20m more

If you are prepared to make someone the most expensive cb ever at least make it pay off.

>Steve Bruce has agreed to join boyhood club Newcastle — as the Premier League's lowest paid manager with his basic pay pegged at £1million a year
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OHNONONONONO
LOOK AT THIS CLUB

Going to be fun watching them crash and burn

I don't often use this word, but what a cuck
>Yeah, I'll agree to take over your dumpster fire for a meagre wage

More like
>Rather be dead in Spain than alive in Liverpool

I've noticed this scatalan shitting up threads all over the board lately. babbys first week on Yea Forums?

Match of the ages happening
Liverpool Vs Bradford.

Songs not to play in the warm-up music for that fixture:
Talking Heads - Burning Down The House
Paramore - Crushcrushcrush

>highest crowd since pre-Bradford City fire
Slight concern.

valley parade isn't wooden any more

Milner just deleted Bradford.
RIP.

That's it, this is our year
Septuple incoming

Atleti planning to hijack Napoli's purchase of James Rodriguez (Marca)

yes hello
who will bayern get?
realistic answers only

whoever did well in the bundesliga last season

Some shitter no one else wanted.

they all stayed at there club, went to dortmund or abroad

Real Madrid media are saying it's pretty much done

Ziyech and Pepe /Bergwijn / Olmo probably

>Atletico buying RM offcuts like James and Marcos Llorente
what did they mean by this?

It happened
twitter.com/TransfersLlVE/status/1150406593147736064

Llorente is a good buy if he can stay healthy, I think James under Simeone could be a disaster.

YIKES

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