/tennis/ - Our Girl edition
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first for berankis
If you’re a racist go
The last thread was frankly disgusting
I prefer women's tennis to mens
Blessed Margaret is still unmatched
Very nice wholesome image
cheer hAlEp
WHAT IS SIMONA THINKING NOW?
God does not allow his champion to be overtaken
you have to go back
>those digits
>blessed
I know, so many nigger lovers in that thread.
Reminder Serena won’t win #24 and Osaka won’t win another slam until she leaves Nike
FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANNIES!
>I need dick and/or dicks
What, are you gay? I'd much rather stare at men's bums than inferior women.
If you're a nonce go
>>>/prison/
What you did to your niece was frankly disgusting
WHERE ARE MY BOOBS?
CUTE, CUTE, CUTE!
Even satan knows a blessed woman when he sees her.
Halep hugging her dad was so pure
Calm down Borat
based BBC size positive image
Why didn't she get a nose job while she was getting a tit reduction?
it's so cute how gross she is dressed like a high school boy. showing no respect for the venue or the occasion. i'm hard.
Such a gracious qt
Halep puts the rest of the weak minded WTA to shame, she sacrificed her milkers for athletic greatness
aerodynamic nose has little positive, not worth it.
She had to leave some proof that she’s a gypsy.
they don't do nose jobs in that direction. noses get shorter and wider, not longer and thinner.
I unironically respect this a lot. I can't imagine the choice myself.
Nice bait Shekelberg
>our girl
I prefer Kerber but Simo was savage today and made whiner dot com and leddit cry.
Look at that girth
Where is Kate?
her nose is cute fuck off
Absolutely agree. I'm so glad she got a second major so now it's one per titty at least
how the fuck can you be involved in a sport and let yourself get to that size
fucking repulsive
i hate obese people so much
what is serena doing right now
Why do you think this?
She's probably back to being a mom.
>involved in a sport
The only sport she's involved in is stuffing her face
>BBC schedulers
Beating the shit out of her Reddit husband
god i wish that were me
he'd probably like that
Fuck niggers.
they need to go back to regular panties. women's empowerment went too far when it hit tennis. chris evert's ruffles were too slutty and weird, i want hingis with her regular cotton panties, a little embarrassed trying to hide them. it should be a factor in the competition that both women are embarrassed that everyone can see their panties, they should be adjusting all the time and lose points because of it. there should be stats about it. unforced errors standard and unforced errors due to panty display. spectators should laugh if the wind blows skirts up or if one of the players falls over and her panties are completely showing. the players should cry sometimes out of humiliation. sometimes they should wear extra embarrassing panties with cartoon flowers or something and beg the spectators "stop laughing at me!" men's tennis is for the sport, women's should be for getting me off.
>BBC
whose watching the seniors doubles invitation?
unreal banter
>55 minute final match at Wimbledon
Women's tennis is an even bigger joke than women's football. It's just popular because they wear cute white outfits and a lot of players are attractive.
Yetunde Price, sister of Serena and Venus Williams, was shot dead outside a drug den because she just happened to be parked there with her boyfriend. She got shot in the head.
I do sometimes smile, thinking about this. I sometimes wonder how I might game her, if I were a female tennis player about to face her in a major final. Perhaps I would buy myself an SUV, and throw some flickers of red paint on it, then have a picture of Yetunde in the window. I would park it next to her on the morning of the game, bringing back those horrible memories of a rare example of an Orangutan who wasn't killed for Palm Oil. I wonder if I could upset her, in the middle of the game, by telling her about my new business idea for an app based on Pokemon Go where you have to find Yetunde Price but all the locations are outside drug dens, she'd probably abuse the line judge like the banana she is.
Serena can win all the grand slams she wants, and take all the prize money. But there isn't going to be anymore Yetunde Price money because she died and can't hold down a job, not that she could anyway because she was just mooching on Serena anyway. Maybe Simona shouldn't have paid for breast reduction, she should have just gone on a car ride with Yetunde and they'd have been shot off by gangsters. I am so glad she lost today
>football
Soccer
based and redpilled
Absolute kino, we need more of this
Be honest
Does anyone here actually care about women's playstyles and whatnot or do you just cheer for whoever you find the q-test?
Based.
I want to bang his mom.
Castle is taking it a bit too serious. The fucking knobhead
based gipsy. fuck niggers.
Holy dooly, witnessed.
As a tennis player, I honestly do. My favourite player is probably Angelique Kerber, I picked her before she was #1, I picked her to beat Serena, etc.
When she comes back, she will go back to #1.
Generally I just like the cuties.
HOWEVER
My favorite player is Suarez Navarro because she's basically the only one handed backhand on the women's tour, which makes her cool af. I want so badly to find her cute too, but she has a bit of a beaver face.
I had Simona reaching the finals and losing to Serena, I don't even care that I lost the bet. I just walked inside from painting the house and saw Serena in shambles and it makes my pathetic life feel better.
>Women's tennis is an even bigger joke than women's football.
You have no idea what you are talking about Hans. Amateur tennis players have 0 chance to beat pro female tennis players.
You would never see something like 14 y olds beating Williams like what happened with the US soccah team.
i want to be like bahrami when i get old
what an absolute stud
yes
Yes
based mug with the voodoo bet
Playstyle is the most important thing for sure. But I'd be lying if I said looks and personality didn't matter at all. But even with men personality matters a bit when you pick your favorite players
only anglos should be allowed to compete at wimbledon
This is true. The problem with women's football is that it isn't even a good standard in itself. I went to school with a girl who played football for England, she was half the footballer another girl who played hockey at a regional level was. You can still become a professional female footballer because you keep going to training and don't drop out but I'd hope its starting to change now.
Tennis academies are different thing entirely.
Problem in football is that the pitches and goals are too big for women. Amateur men's teams can annihilate the best women's teams just through pace and a vaguely competent goalkeeper.
In tennis it's almost the opposite. The courts are too easy for the men to cover so you get a situation where women play poorly and choke non-stop but men's matches turn into attritional borefests where the winner is too predictable.
Meh. A 14 year old male who is going to become a professional would beat them.
Who is the cutest girl on circuit Yea Forums?
if you're not watching the seniors doubles right now you're missing out on tennis kino
This might be true but this just means that the gap between amateurs and pros is bigger in Tennis than in Football in general. It doesn't necessarily mean that the gap between male pros and female pros is smaller than in football.
Fuck off with this disgusting whore.
A rare example of a woman reducing her breast size to become a self made millionaire. Thank you Simona for your service I forgive you for your crime against nature.
hAlEp
Also
Its not on fta here, stream?
It actually seems pretty common
>love playing sport
>get injured/old
>can't play sport you love anymore
>become sedentary
>eat/drink too much
>get fat
I like tennis -> I also like qts -> Kerber has the best technique -> Consequently she is my girl
gudd taste
t. homos
Niceee
Just smoke crack or something, that'll keep your weight down
> and made whiner dot com and leddit cry.
Are people on plebbit actually crying? Post some caps.
>ugly gypsy beats she-boon gorilla
no one gives a shit
Based edition
thanks
bahramis little trick shots are genuinely impressive
>her nose is cute
she could never play wimbledon, she'd be laughed off the court. it would be like if pussy galore played the u.s. open
I am going to photoshop Simona having anal sex
is Serena really a woman?. now get why so many black men are ruining away from africa
based
yeah shrek's wife is supposed to look cute next to shrek. put her next to a human though and it's a different story. lucky for halep, shrek was her opponent today.
With Lex Steele
Who dat?
>pussy galore played the u.s. open
I actually had to look up if she was a real tennis player kek.
But nah, people would soon get over it once she got some name recognition
Why is she a whore?
Halep looks like Kim Wexler. Both cute.
When did Fed meet R-Kelly?
holy shit you're right, she does look like ugly-ass kim wexler. both ugly but the right sexy kind of ugly that comes from being competent and sane.
Her name is Fanny Stollar
When he was shagging kids
yeah until she took a weird fall over her chair and her outfit got caught and snapped open, exposing her upside-down and fully spread fanny and anus right as the live cameras cut to her.
Everything about her is cute
Bozgor
What?
yes yes, you may have won the wimbledon grandslam, halep. but at what cost?
>everything
Based gypsie leaving serena in shambles
F to those puppies
player named fanny exposes her fanny on live tv, she'd never live it down. if halep's outfit snapped open and her droopy-ass cunt lips swung free, they'd barely address it on the broadcast.
How many would be willing to make the same sacrifice?
What happened? Cancer or something?
Oh right, I thought you meant that it had already happened or something. But nah, if she gets some name recognition people won't care too much because sexism.
Kill yourself bongistan faggot
no she had a reduction to improve her game
mahut just fucking died
Guy in doubles just got took a ball to the face
I just lost a lot of respect for her honestly. I find that on the same level as steroids.
Is there a stream other than BBC, it doesn't work
hasn't happened yet but it will before the end of the year. the branding's in place, now we're just waiting for the event.
i respect her desubh imagine permanently giving up those lifelong milkers just for a 10 year career
>you will never
>FATALITY
rip mahut, you will be missed
>68-70
>Very clearly the weak link that lost French Open 2013 doubles final
>Herbert leaves him before Wimbledon 2019
>Make final anyway
>Get hit in the face
Is Mahut the most JUST player in tennis right now?
Nah, Fanny will be fine.
I respect her, I just don't think it's OK to chop your body to improve your game.
Thought the racket had come back and hit him for a minute. Ice pack going on now lol, what a beauty
>I just lost a lot of respect for her honestly. I find that on the same level as steroids.
To be fair Steroids should be encouraged they would make the game better
>play longest match ever
>get hit in the face by ball
Give me a stream ffs.
There is nothing wrong with the game desu. I love watching womens tennis.
Are we getting our excuses in earlier for when Federer gets rekt tomorrow, lads?
she'll be fine, but we're going to see her vagina on live tv during a match.
Damn, this match is getting brutal. I see more blood than in some contact sports.
>chris evert is trending for daring to say serena needs to play a few more matches to get more competitive
Literally the worst fan base in sports
Got one right here
*Pisses on you*
Federer loves grass, practically unbeatable. But I'm never as confident for federer in a Fed versus Djokovic match.
Doubt
How do I go about getting myself a Kim Wexler gf? Do they actually exist?
would you take three inches off your cock for a title in your sport of choice?
but my peepee is 2.5 inches
Tfw 3 inch cock
No, not for any amount of money or any accomplishment. I'm barely working with 5.5 inches as it is.
>3 inches
no.
>t. kikel
9.5 - > 6.5
I'd take it desu, I never use it anyway.
Homosexuality is a disease user. You might be incurable.
Then just call it a clitoris and identity as a women.
Would for a World Cup.
Repulsive thot
>thiem and zverev playing post wimbledon clay tournaments
They're like the new Gasgay and Ferret
Right lads. Who is going to be the next non-Fed/Nole/Rafa major winner?
How much does a really fast tennis ball actually hurt?
holy based
h-hot
Homosexuality is not more or less a mental disease than compulsive race treason.
del poo
Tsitsipas
Thiem
I will kill myself, to be desu.
>>pussy galore played the u.s. open
>I actually had to look up if she was a real tennis player kek.
Were you dropped on the head as a baby?
oof
yeah probably. a title is worth a lot of money. 3.5 inches is pretty pathetic, but I'm not having sex anyways.
So basically it's me no longer having to work for having a small dick to jack off myself.
>thot
Gay and normie.
gay
Your me
Unironically EBAM
I think he's finished.
Reminder
what sort of gypsy spell did she cast on Serena today?! some kind of curse? or a hex maybe? did she create a talisman, or a tulpa of some kind? tell me gypsy!
did someone say pussy galore?
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>Had to go out and miss the final
>Came home expecting the worst
Based fucking hAlEp!
Based
There are that many people with dumb fucking names, someone is bound to have named one after the Bond girl, so calm down.
t. "special"
You realize that the player we were talking about is literally called Fanny, right?
>called
Named*
Yeah OK.
now she can hug her trophy extra tight without those torpedoes in the way.
The name Fanny has been around for hundreds of years. Ain't nobody calling their kid Pussy.
>T. Pussy fagoot, dutchess of Hull
Lots of boys at school are calling your kid Pussy.
t. fanny
You're a pussy.
Me on the right
Better than being a retard, mate
You're a towel
Good night retards and pussys
Fantastic thread
Goodnight potato
Isn't it marvellous?
Thank you Romania. You've always been a credit to the community.
He'll be retired within the year.
What's wrong wiz her left leg
>fire crew tho
>sweg is next level
>such a sick night
Who fucking talks like this?
instagram.com
what a sweetheart. fuck the women's usa soccer team and serena williams.
She had E sized boobs which had to be causing significant pain in her back considering her smallish frame. Women have breast reductions done all the time for that reason.
The hero women's tennis deserves
>tfw she celebrates her win with a Sports Illustrated bikini photoshoot
Zoomers, innit
>She had E sized boobs
>Leave “Federeddit” to me
>Dances with Mrs. Reddit
>"Well, Simona, you've won Roland Garros before but that's a load of old shit compared to Wimbledon"
Based Sue Barker, telling it like it is
God halep is so hot
>she used to be a tiddy monster
unf how can one girl be so perfect? shame about past tense tho
Career ending pregnancy when?
Lmao. that's the only title Barker won.
As soon as I get my hands on her
ABSB
>who is Fanny Chmelar?
I bet 10 euros that she is a lesbian. Nothing wrong with that
>I'M A MOTHER!!!!!
Fuck off, Serena. You're not unique or special for queefing out a sprog.
>implying she isn't going to /ss/ Ianis Hagi
Blessed by Satan. Nice.
Simo!
Everything seems to be wrong on this list, they have Yougoslavie and Roumanie (in French) but also Germany (in English)
Just watched the finals and it was unbearable
Gorilliams can chimpout as much as she wants, but having your spasms during finals? she needs to be sedated
Good for Halep
Womens tennis is a mistake
It's not wrapped around me as I explode in side her.
Did Serena do anything kekworthy this time? Surely not anything on the same level as US Opens 2018, 2011, or 2009?
Just constant unforced errors and playing like she couldn't give a fuck.
She should be fined her prize money like Tomic was.
>ever since AO 2014, Nadal hasn’t won a single non-clay match against Federer or Djokovic
To be fair Tomic is terrible
I wish, but it'll be a cold day in hell before that ever happens. It would be excellent if she had reason to keep screaming sexism and racism until she ran herself into the ground.
HOW DARE YOU SHE WAS ALMOST 40 WHEN SHE HAD HER CHILD NOT ONLY PUTTING HERSELF AT RISK BUT ALSO RISKING HER CHILD GETTING AUTISM
Rooting for my boys Cabal and Farah.
I hope they don't choke again
>wake up
>hAlEp won
same here
Farrah is handsome no homo
major feliciano lopez vibes
Alize Lim
only based person in the whole parliament
Not as bad as US 2019 because she has no sjw cards to pull out of her ass but its tiring to see her bring her diva attitude again in the court
Is it impossible to ask for a good match in a grand slam final?
Not only she won but she pulled a lot of points out of her ass, easily her best match, Williams playing worse than usual doesn't change that.
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So she played her normal game. Gonzo hard shots and serves with a grotesque amount of errors and lackadaisical defensive play.
>bercow
>based
He literally got cucked by his own cousin but remained married to his wife anyway
A man who lets his wife fucked black men. lmao
is it 26 too late to try tennis?
I need the money
Is roland garros sponsoring wimbledon or why the hell is their logo on there instead of wimbledon or rolex or something? Not into tennis btw
>Woke up
>Again
just go gay4pay bro
That’s a picture of when she won the AO, which of course is sponsored by Roland Garros.
mugu's best outfit ever
There are easier ways to make money. Be a car salesman or something. Also, have you ever noticed that there are no poor tennis players?
her best outfit is NAKED, like a whore
she's actually a pony
No!
But at least she's a demon slayer.
>she pulled a lot of points out of her ass
sounds hot
>Nadal isn't a claybab-
Why? :(
lel
YA FUMING
anyone watching the doubles final?
Outstanding
How many matches has he played against them in that time?
Yeah, pretty pissed at that umpire call.
It was definitely a late call. Too bad it came at the worst moment.
Yeah, columbian duo didn't even look pleased to win that set because of it I think.
>plane noise
>sudaca commentators say goodbye serena
Well, they're French so they were probably drunk at the time
black is what suits her best
Can le handsome Colombian man do it?
based André Breton sweater choice
Cute doggo
google.com
Mainstream news outlets shouldn't be allowed to step foot inside tennis premises
Cabal is I N S U F F E R A B L E.
She was at her cutest when she made Konta cry.
*clench fist*
Holy fuck based
>just go gay4pay
what is this even supposed to mean? take hormones and play wta?
>ginger
Yike
No he means do gay porn if your desperate for money
reeeeeeeeeee~
it means he wants to make love with my bum
Against Federer (7 matches plus one w/o)
>on clay: 1-0
>on not-clay: 0-6
Against Djokovic (15 matches)
>on clay: 4-4
>on not-clay: 0-7
bumsex is gay as fuck
How long is this game going to last?
1 hour more
>Orangutan who wasn't killed for Palm Oil.
shut up nigel
Only seven matches against Fed in 5 years? Remarkable to think these two were playing against each other almost every other month back in their prime rivalry days.
They lost so Woody can watch..
>take
how did van uytanck manage to get such a cute girl, she is ugly af
I would bang him. Period.
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70-68 incoming
woody watching doubles. a true fan.
>gets a breast reduction to earn an honest living
seems like a good role model to be honest
They have the new rule at 12-12 in the fifth if you've only just tuned in.
It ain’t hard to explain, actually.
2004 Miami - 2008 Wimbly
>10 matches on clay (Nadal led 9-1)
>8 matches on not-clay (Fed led 5-3)
2009 AO - 2014 AO
>5 matches on clay (Nadal led 4-1)
>10 matches on not-clay (Nadal led 7-3)
The difference here is that Federer, at least until 2013, always used to have deep runs into clay, thus he almost inevitably had to face Nadal at some point. Whereas Nadal didn’t make it as deep as Federer in as many hard court tournaments/Wimbledon as him, so naturally the rivalry got skewed in his favor. It didn’t help that the AO 2009 really messed Fed’s head up, and that they played 3 out of 4 matches on hard during 2013, the year when gramps had the back aids.
Simona Halep proves that women can thrive in a male dominated sport.
Still bad advice. If you got the milkers, keep them. They only help you even if you are actually competent shot what you do.
Having boobs that huge is actually unhealthy as it causes severe back problems, a friend of mine got them chopped down too
WTF? Do doubles matches typically go this long? Didn't this start hours ago?
Fucking finally
fat slags
Wew lad
>farah was almost banned for advertising a betting site on his IG
The absolute state of doubles wages
Wimbledon website has some amazing picture galleries
>get a break
>lose it instantly
Her SIL seems like an instahoe tho
woody harrelson looks cracked out of his mind
Literally every set of this match has lasted longer than the entire Women's final
You now remember Federer vs. Roddick.
They just want to kill him first
this is a meme that has to stop. I've seen babushkas at the age of 70 who had fat gazongas like footballs and they were working for 60 years on the fields.
None of the complained about their back, all complained about knees.
It's just if your a lazy piece of shit spending 20 hours a day either in a laying or sitting position your back muscles don't grow with the weight and thus cannot support.
The "my tits are too big, they cause backpain" meme is the female equivalent of those söycucks who complain that opening jars causes pain in their wrists.
LOL
mahut is gonna get killed in this match
Lmao
right in the infinity stones
>trying to injure your rivals every time they go to the net
I thought doubles was a borefest but this is pretty funny lmao
rip mahut
colombians are deadly
OUCH
DEATHMATCH
this is one crazy match
i want to berry my face so far up farah's ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur
should have been another 7-6, not kino
SOMEONE SCREENCAP THAT FROG CRYING
yes, yes, let the hate flow
agreed
GG Cartel, good match.
Absolutely based
We're a doubles tennis nation now.
GOLOMBIA!
I'm streaming this game for my mom on my second monitor and I saw that they got hit like 3 times by the ball in quick succession. Did they do that on purpose? Never seen that before
>these 2 madmen just fucking went and won the most prestigious tournament of the sport
>this shithole will keep sucking the cock of that failure of divegrass NT instead
The heart of these lads tho holy shit
What's going on, why is there no trophy presentation? Do they do it tomorrow for some reason?
HE SLAPPED
fucking this
Poor Mahut, he's going to become know for not just losing long matches, but getting bludgeoned during them as well.
Kudos to the winners though, a good day for Columbian athletics.
Too late, ESPN doesn't have time for that.
thank you simona.
He's got the career slam in doubles though
tennis doubles is a minor shit, no one cares about a minor tournament, not only Colombia all countries know that doubles is minor, COPE
I don't give a shit about tennis
Explain to me how can 38 year old Federer beat Djokovic and tell me how many drugs will he put down his throat so he can do it
Wimbledon almost over and these threads will go back to shitposting over the ladies again
>I don't give a shit about tennis
Low IQ post
Keep seething honey.
Also dilate, yikes, oof, cringe, etc.
baste
That's the case for basically every general on this board tho, no need to feel special
whatever you say einstein, keep seething cause nobody give a shit that double shit.
US Open isn't too long from now, and most of the decent fans will also post for Montreal and Cincinnati.
he looks like ...
arhivach.ng
>Explain to me how
Playing good tennis.
Praying that Nole plays average.
Not letting it slip.
except for federer or nadal's matches, whole wimbledon has been about shitposting over the ladies
You still have to sit through Isner domination 250s and Euro shitters that went out in the early rounds of Wimbledon playing those clay tournaments
>9.5
Damn. Mine is 7.5 and I would love it if it was bigger. I envy you, bro.
>past a certain age. a man without a family can be a bad thing
Yea Forums pls go
kek
I didn't know Muzza was so W O K E
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Neat
the match lasted barely an hour. 3 setters are a joke
WACIST
Is halep elite now?
She won 2 GS and her past Slam performance was pretty good as well.
Is Djokovic the most boring and unlikable player since Murray?
that's raonic
No that's Zverev
He's not that boring. Just unlikable.
He’s not boring or unlikeable. Just shit.
No he's definitely unlikable. Similar to Djokovic when he first started with all his excuses youtube.com
>no tits
lmaoing at her
>she had e sized boobs
nice
>tfw he vultures a slam and is no longer a meme
i hate faggots like you
hmmmm
Who's the best looking female player?
Answer: Ana.
Mommy!
I hope Albert Ramos-Vinolas dies in a fire. That is all.
30 million dollars without having to coerce a man into giving her money impressed to be honest
Federer is not far from his 2014-15 level, while Djoko isn’t near his 2015 peak.
do ya? why because she's not a degenerate like those soccer players. fuck america and god bless romania.
t. faggot
No, she's forever excluded from being elite because she lost to Penko in a slam final.
Is there a more punished man in tennis history?
>the women's final was shorter than the match Tomic was fined all of his prize money
jt is my bf
He won one Grand Slam on his first attempt which would soften the blows a bit but yep
If he'd literally reached his peak 2 or 3 years earlier, things would be very different
Thanks
>peaks exactly when federer peaks
>legit all-time great on grass but shares his era with the all-time best on grass
sad!
Yes me without görges gf
glad that there is a second Bernie among us
>Federer is 1-2 on Grass against Djokovic
I thought Fed was the Grass GOAT?
It’s going to be the us open
There was little to do against 2014-2016 peak Ultron. Fed totally choked the 2014 final tho.
do you lads remember the 2009 death final on Yea Forums?
such comfyposting
Yes but you and I are probably the only anons sad enough to have lurked on this board that long.
>also in 2009
youtube.com
oh my
Reminder that Colombia is a TENNIS country.
>no singles winners
nyet
D-Doesnt matter
Hmmm...
>Slaves died in boats for this
wibbah
Yikes
Will Fed win more games than Jimmy Connors in 1984?
Wrong its that woman from Luxembourg
she won about $3,000,000? is that the same the men get?
How is federer the goat bros?
but a literal descendant of slaves sat in the royal box
Serena bros, what happened? How did she lose after coming through the mighty Riske and Strycova? How can she beat those titans of the sport and then lose the final so badly? I trust in QUEEN but my faith is being tested.
that 116 mph serve would knock you out
Del potro
serena came in second place on purpose to show how gracious she can be in defeat
>twitter.com
pls save us FedGOAT
Yes anything else would have been sexist Forgot picrel
It was supposed to be a funny meme lol
>Greentexting urls
MOMMY
To the surprise of absolutely nobody, Kyrgios openly declares himself a Fedfag.
better to be a fedfag than a djokobitch
>t. bernie supporter
I want halep to crush my skull with her thighs
Why does he suddenly hate him so much?
>tfw fred is to old to save tennis
it's fashionable. most people don't like him so maybe if he deflects his hatred on someone else they'll stop making fun of him for being a meme
>Rooting for the guy who likes to dance with Mrs. Reddit
Whats his problem?
kokkinakis
Kek
Kokkinakis juste tore his pec for the third time
Stan the man wawurinka is a three slam champion
Cuckinakis' reaction?
this cock khan clearly needs to get laid hard cause she's goig nuts lately. fired her coach recently too. I like her fiesty attitude but she needs to chill a little
sorry to tell ya mate, kokkinakis is bangin' your girlfriend
Zoomers raus
t. jt's right hand
>[opinion]
>And that's coming from a [player] fan!
For me, it's Federer
Very specific choice of sets huh, good luck m8
7-6 4-6 7-5 7-6
Sorry mate
Is this a meme or did it happen?
Gonna go either 4 or 5 sets on him, just a teeny bit
>Federer outlasting Djokovic in 5 sets
I'd want $20 odds to be worth it.
Lads, I bet on Serena.
How do I tell my wife we're out $5k?
You fundraised some sort of black rights campaign?
Djokovic at his age already had a GS
and besides whining, Djokovic put a lot of work into self-improvement and became a top-3 member instead of gatekeeping for top-2
why did he broke/separated/divorce with vekic? any forum rurmors?
what tennis forums needed to be visisted except /tennis/? blogs? men's? women's? junior's? Behind the scenes? Tournies' sites and backyard photos?
also pleaese post Kvitova in cafe photo made in 2018 from USA user
Fuck off Boris
heart says if Fed takes the first set he can do it in 4 but head says Djokobitch in 4
because this fat piece of shit is a male thot
>16 years old lmao
fucking cringe!
so do you imply finding 16yo pretty, nicer, cleverer and a better person, that 24yo+ thots is wrong?
wish i could date 16yo Caro ;_;
was Kvitova a pedophile for dating younger underage guys or was she infantile?
bookies LOVE this guy
i bet on serena too just after she reached the semi's, odds were tempting enough but i just cant seem to get a win, looks like my voodoo bet worked. best 100 dollary doo's i ever spent.
t.hopeless mug
ps i bet on federer tonight too /blog
god be with you
Federer doesn't deserve to lose 3 Wimbledon finals to Nole bros. It doesn't sound right. Please God don't let him endure this humiliation. I will quit porn, smoking and soda if you help him win.
don't worry fren, good guys going over this year
Nothing major but she was just being unbearable with the motivating shouts and mannerisms after each point lost. embarrassingly american.
i like the idea of fedgod going through a murray-esque series of final defeats, would be kino.
I imply that a man in his midlife behaving like a teenager is not less cringe than a middle aged woman behaving like a teenager. And yes, this also includes chasing after other teenagers.
>finding 16yo pretty, nicer, cleverer and a better person, that 24yo+ thots is wrong
topkek! I got a newsflash for you: young girls "dating" much older men ARE the thots.
anyone have access to replay of first round matches? wimbs 2019
Swiss girls in beach volley are so cute! All 4 of them. (they are if germanic blood)
>halep will never get back to your place after a hard day of press and other commitments because she's Wimbledon champion, having not been able to shower all day since her victory, slightly tipsy from celebrating her victory with her family, and sit her sweaty, smelly ass on your face
It's just not fair lads
I started watching tennis starting with this tournament and it's pretty good and I want to watch the other grand slams as well, what streaming sites do you guys typically use for this?
Fuck off Anglo scum. Also zoomer scum
what filter does he use to get rid of his gyno?
>"Federer please win", wrote the Canberra native, who lost to Rafael Nadal in a four-set second round match in the All England Club. In May during the Rome Open, Kyrgios did not have good thoughts for Djokovic: “I just feel like he has a sick obsession with wanting to be liked.
>I feel like he wants to be liked so much, I can’t stand it. He’s my polar opposite. He’s super salty every time I beat him", said the Australian. In June, after French Open, Djokovic said he offered help to Kyrgios five years ago.
Is Djokovic the Hbox of tennis?
psot young Caro!!
damn i found young adn cute caro but lost it in folders with no name
>Did you do it?
>Yes
>What did it cost?
>My boobs
truly a kino ending
Simona a cute. CUTE!
djokovic is going to win another slam, isn't he? :(
fuck off
>I feel like he wants to be liked so much, I can’t stand it. He’s my polar opposite
Nick is even worse. He's just a pathetic bigger desperate for attention and in reality he wants to be liked rly bad too
What did he mean by this?
What sports are Koreans good at Park?
Archery
Based KyrGOAT
Hahaha inferiority complex shitskin, you think Novak fucked his GF?
Not a real sport.
who would you ratther Halep dance with at the ball, Cuck Fed or Chad Novak?
Novak, get that Balkan love going.
Why did you post a picture of Fred?
Fed. Djokovic will start flossing or do some fortnite dance to get people to like him
Not like she's gonna fug anyone other than an Aromanian, they're like jews in this regard.
Its all optics anyway, fuck the Swiss mutt.
Esports
he has one of the hottest wifes so he at least one upped everyone else in that regard. but yeah his legacy is completely tarnished and is just another footnote for Fed-era.
Someone post video of Jelena btfoing nole
Friendly reminder Roger is 37 and the match today doesn't really count.
He's already my personal Wimbledon champion this year with the win over Nadal
Kek Boris is so broke
Which Boris?
I'm a fedfag but that shit was heartbreaking, federer absolutely stole it
Get in here bros!! FedGOAT is getting ready to bring it home! Reddit bout to get litty!
Good night m80s, can't wait to check the score on Google in 7 hours h-haha
fuck work, you have to watch this
absolute legacy match
DON'T SLEEP user!
>espn replaying sampras agassi era wimbledon
>the whole court is marked up not just the baseline
Why don't come to the net anymore?
Hey I'm here from the future to save you time, Djokovic wins 6-1 6-0 6-2
Based Lithuania
Why does he have an Irish accent?
I'M NOT SURE I BELIEVE IN YOU user!
>England win the Cricket World Cup
>Federer wins Wimbledon
>Hamilton wins Silverstone
Total British domination
they slowed down the grass for longer matches (more ad revenue)
Mirka is better
It'll be a relative snoozefest where djoko wins in 4 that retards hype ex post as some tremendous mätch
Current grass is slower and the balls are heavier too. All of this benefits baseline play instead of S&V that should thrive on grass.
I don't see it happening, but let's say IF Federer wins...would it count as his greatest tournament victory?
Favourite surface or not, this is a guy who's 38 next month and he'd have to beat the world number one to do it, having already won against his fiercest rival in the semi finals
No because he has been roiding since 2017. Its fucking obvious now.
>I feel like he wants to be liked so much, I can’t stand it. He’s my polar opposite.
Ha man that is a really revealing comment
When everyone is roiding, nobody is.
I just assume everyone is desu
Either way roids don't explain his vastly improved backhand
>would it count as his greatest tournament victory?
for sure. Nadal/Federer and Djoko/Federer rivalries are the greatest in sports history imho. Beating them both would be insane.
Nor his serve. The kick on that 2nd serve is insane
>rod "the rocket" laver
>the name "rocket" was ironic
yes
I think this would be the only time he's won a slam beating both nadal and djokovic on the way
Yes. It’d be like his 2017 AO run, except that he’d be two years older and he’d also have to face an in-form Djokovic.
>biggest match of the year starts in 20 mins
>no new thread
It makes agassi winning in 92 even more spectacular. The courts still favoured serve and volleyers, and somehow the madman won from the back of the court
NEW
the angry negress is out subedition
I don't even watch tennis but I fully support this
ITS