/bundes/ - Engen Edition

don’t reply my post about my beautiful BREMEN girl, you faggot

No wonder I kept getting banned so many times last season.

unironically kys

have sex

Pierre-Michel Lasogga gibt Gas! Der Ex-HSV-Stürmer hat sein Wüstenabenteuer beim Al-Arabi Sports Club gestartet. Am Montag reist der 26-Jährige mit den Katari ins Trainingslager nach Spanien, wo er im Test gegen den FC Toulouse sein erstes Spiel absolvieren wird.

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1. who is tom
2. how do you know when a thread is on autosage or about to die? do you keep track and count the threads on the catalogue like fucking autists or what?

better show some respect for daddy, son

>he doesn't know

are you retarded?

the fuck he looks old and sick.
has he lost weight?

probably
obviously

help a nigguh out, come on guys

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why don’t you faggots stop posting reatrded /deutsch/ memes and explain it to me

1. There is a (creepy) blog about Tabea Kemme and Tobin Heath created by a guy named Tom. Since then any user who posts about women's football is called Tom.
2. I just check the threads around /bundes/ in the catalog. If their last reply was later than the last reply to /bundes/ I assume that /bundes/ is on autosage

haha funny

thank you very much

>Since then any user who posts about women's football is called Tom.
nice try tom, we all know it's you

it’s not THAT creepy tb h
it’s actually pretty informative

uhm Karl-Heinz? The Domino? It just fell? Isn't it time?

Is this the girl from the SVW webbum?

who cares, the girl from the lactate test at Dortmund is our new /our girl/ now

>selling your best striker and most reliable player
Nice move, HSV.

>is she that disgusting pig from that one webm
obviously not
the girl from the webm is neither blonde nor has a pretty smile. she is rather fat and retarded looking.

>not selling the unterhemd wearing unterschichten assi you can’t even afford to pay him his drastically overpriced Gehalt
nice thinking, retard

Where are the Granaten

sounds like she's right up your alley LEMUR

bosd id :D

t. made blue during yesterday's episode of /bundes/

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for me, it's Inter Leipzig

>hating unterhemden
I bet you wear boxershorts like a zoomer too

youtu.be/EQ2rKGgcSPM?t=249

explain the lemur meme, thx

>wearing unterhemden for sports
literally retarded!
he only does it because he has disgusting untertassen nippel

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what’s all the funny measuring they do? during those excercises i mean.
looks very interesting but also over the top.

when?

man I can't wait for them to not advance again. bonus points for sacking Hecking in February when the Aufstieg is "sicher".

post webm

think it's mostly looking for muscular imbalances and shit. mostly snake oil if you ask me.

>Neverkusen

First post best post

sounds very plausible, must be it

>ami being based
berenstine universe

>Alwayslosen even against Fortuna Sittard (literally whomst)

tv.hsv.de/detail/live

gib. streams to the matches

the leverbusen stream has no sound for me so I quit

>tom op

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jacob
ITALIANO

'ate tom
love jt

simple as

HAMBURG

/bundes/ is the worst community and general on this board
prove me wrong

no no your post proves you right

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youtube.com/watch?v=O04YhJAy008

>fortuna sittard

they're winning la

more like fortuna makemydickhard

>"Kurtelkotten"
awww :3

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the atmosphere yesterday in schweinberg was way better than these snorefests today
based bvb

>de Mirbay

*based Schweinberg

Gute Mann

nah based bvb
the stimmung was only because bvb was visiting

now food yes

guter*

NIEMALS ABSEITS WAS ZUM DICK ALDA
AMK
WAS DAS FÜR EIN SCHIRI

He is man (female)

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gee billie
2 GAMES?

she does look fat and kinda retarded, werder user was right.

alter die ist so eklig

>.webm.jpg

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will leberbusen win the second match against eupen or whoever today?
my tip is yes

>wanting to watch moving images of a tatted up pig sucking cock
yikes

>kicker.de/753246/artikel/packung-und-zwei-schreckmomente_nagelsmann-kuendigt-ausfuehrliche-analyse-an
>Nagelsboy

I'm proud to say that I never rated him

>have a 500 word essay due tomorrow
>can’t stop watching these epic matches today
help me!

>500 words
>Essay

German education really went down the shitter after the fuckmanner came huh?

That is literally nothing......

she is so beautiful lads

merry pls

>epic matches
>today
really makes me think

>500 words
>essay
choose one

>fat and kinda retarded
>eklig
>tatted up pig
quintessentially Bremisch

>looked her up on pornhub
>it’s the most disgusting pig i’ve ever seen
triple yikes

i know a beautiful blond cutie pie from bremen.

german football is over lads, just look at all those shit testspiel performances
what a shitshow

Which one?

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the one from the video you dumbo

here
from 4:10 onwards
cutest at 4:42

Ah, yes. I prefer the other one though How does Royce get all the qts?

based Portuguese BVLLS creating lusitan - german people

easy:
he’s charming in a way and not bad looking

Jacob

Italiano

Is Chad "Thundercock" Havertz playing?

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do you rate him?

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w-what happened to Lena?

:3

thank the stadium announcer slash capo

fame
still would, ngl

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>Engen general
Okay.

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she improved, faggot

Lolno

Man he is fucking handsome.
Full on jelly

lolyes

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>bosz team struggling/collapsing again in pre-season

this does not look good bros, era of da pill might be in danger

Time to sell my shares

Basf is my new chemicals fren. investment incoming

gib link

>already over
wtf

KAS Eupen. Is’n Brett.

youtube.com/watch?v=gbhKarGJScc

literally looks like a ghost

based

shes still hot but she lost that cuteness that made her so popular

>cuteness
hello virgin babyman
she’s a woman now with sexappeal

>cuteness that made her so popular
are you aware that she won that esc shit when she was 17?

>tfw no qt ghost gf

true, altough she still can be cute sometimes

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>woman can't be cute anymore
okay bro

>>>/reddit/

Yeah I guess it's okay for you to crave literal children since your prophet was also a pedophile

who?

@94197206
(YOU)

>wanting cute
go watch your chines cartoons

you mean Kai "Kai Havertz" Havertz? He played.

>lost weight
>improved
pick one and only one, homokles

dilate

i pick both, thx very much

>Transfer von Olmo vor Abschluss: Trio um Bayern aussichtsreichste Kandidaten
OH SHIT THE OLMO BOMB'S TICKING

OLMO ALDER

lose weight, fattie

have sex

played the first match against zittard or whatever

>wanting to put up with “””cute””” women
this is how i know your a virgin

>Bayern reached the point where they're going for Leverkusen/Dortmund targets
olmo

Sittard
Zittard is ruling our country.

have sex, incel

>he cant into a mix of sexy and cute and can only deal in absolutes
ok yussuf

based

i miss bas dost

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Dialate

there is not one player named olmo i looked it up

>sexy and cute
yikes

have sexual relations with a woman

that’s not a word

>there is not one player named olmo i looked it up
olmo alder was 1 Blindfisch

yes hello, can we make these threads about uli and his band of incompetent misfits again?
that was better than whatever this is

We could but there arent even any worthwhile rumors

i do!
do you?

>cute
She was quirky in an annoying way. Now she isn't quirky anymore, but too invested in all this social media BS, which is even worse.

youtube.com/watch?v=2JgMt8GWdyU

THOUGHTS??

>Let me tell you about you're language

leverkusen is based, BASED

she looks like a pez dispenser now that she lost all the baby fat. Head too large for her body.
Still obviously would

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/dialate

>thoughts
she’s no Jacob Italiano.
also: wagner is overrated.

>girl without tits and ass descides to go down to 12% bodyfat
if you like this you're gay or a pedo or both

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>head is now smaller because she lost the retarded bieberbacken
>SHE LOOKS LIKE A PEZ DISPENSER
have sex

>this is a 10/10 in Germany

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>wagner is overrated
Wrong
It literally has it's own Wikipedia page, your just wrong

>wagner is overrated
t. Mordekai Silbermann

What did Uli mean by this

Head too large. Get over it. Remember to have sex and dilate

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>have sex
I do!
And you?

>wagnerbabies crying because someone called there daddy overrated
Bach, Beethoven etc. all better

also based LEVERKUSEN

>have sex
see

oh no, they already figured it out how to beat bosz

Have sex

>What did Uli mean by this
i am not picking up what you’re putting down

>it
Incorrect. No need for that word in the sentence

will do. but i’ll have to wait a few more hours, after dinner and a cocktail :)

17 field players.
Substract the meme players:
Boateng, Arp, Sanches
and you have 14 players for a season where you once again want to win the CL. Literally impossible

dialate

THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY STILL GWTTING 4 TO 5 STARPLAYERS THEYLL JUST HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE DOMINO EFFECT YOU RETARD

Es ist doch nur ein Traum, das bloße Haschen nach dem Wind.

Where can I meet you tonight and buy you a cocktail?? :P

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ULI pls make it happen. It would be amazing

Really want to have sex with Kristina Vogel lads

Not an word
Learn English. Have sex.

>eating wurst brot like a 5 yo
you “she was so cute” guys are just pedoscum in denial

who?

>he doesnt eat bread
Are you even German

>Manchester City believe Leroy Sané will snub Bayern Munich if the German club made an official bid for him. Sané returned to pre-season training last week and indicated he has no desire to join Bayern

That type of rye bread is way besser als that pumpernickel shit

i count more than 3 meme players tho

the cyclist that's in a wheelchair now

Some bird, it appears

the WAY she eats the wurst brot is what i meant, leonardo retardo

Do you eat it with a knife and fork?

she is very inspiring the way she handles everything

>"she's too fat."
>"I have standards."
>"2/10 would not fuck."
>"have sex, incel"

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no but not looking like a retarded 5 yo like that gif.
>biting down but pulling out the salami, looking concentrated as if eating was a difficult task, having the wurst hanging from the mouth, schmatzen etc.
kindergarteners have better manners

So you use a spoon?

just have sex pls

It's weird to call salami wurst. I mean technically it is, but when it's sliced it kinda isnt

looks like a tranny

you too
Wurst is an everyday umbrella term for aufschnitt ((cold) cut, or whatever you call cut or sliced meat products/wurst/etc you put on bread)

The body really does

soße?

wtf i love trannies now

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I actually don't really want to have sex(unless it's with German grille sex)

>last week
he was on holiday until today

you’re fake article is right tho he won’t go to bayern

Why would you go to Bayern with Niko "my hair is perfect" Kovac as your trainer when you could earn the same amount of money in England while your trainer is Guardiola

>even comparing the three
I refuse to believe that such brainlets roam my /bundes/

>now

He does have nice hair doesn't he

>eating wurst brot like a 5 yo
WAS IST DENN HEUTE WIEDER UNTERWEGS HIER

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have sex

see

you really, unironically, need to have sex

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>LEVERKUSEN

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

>lead 3:0
>lose 3:4

based bosz does it again

See

have sex

oh no no no no looks like it's early autumn for Bosz

>i rate bosz
lmao

This should be the season where things start to click under Bosz and not fall apart again.

*jaw drops*
*eyes pop out of head*
*tongue rolls out*
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA!
AWOOGA AWOOGA!
EE-AW EE-AW!
BOIOIOING!
*picks up jaw*
*fixes eyes*
*rolls up tongue*
*buries face in ass*
BLBLBLBLBL LBLBLBLBLBLBLLBL
WHOA MAMA

Looks like Bosz was a Brandt baby after all.

how did bosz manage to make people believe he was good?

I was surprised that his total voetbal BS lasted so long this Rückrunde

based

>Lose one pre season literal who game
>Yea Forums loses its shit
have sex

Dortmund also struggled hard against poor sides in pre-season under him and look how that turned out.

>have sexD
these gimmicks are getting worse and worse, has Yea Forums become some forum for passive agressive 16 year old girls now?

there were two leverkusen matches today.
they lost both.

What thinks bundles of Amalie von Schintling

have you considered it?

I'm actually a 18 year old girl ;)

hab sechs, insel

have sex, virgin

All I know that these are some nice trips.

she’s no Jacob Italiano, that’s for sure

zoomer "humour" really is something else

looks like someone to give boris a hardon

t. sexless incel virgin

yeah like with all things, it was fun in moderation. but when every second post is this shit, we're in trouble.

helene sedlmayer is better

>I love Bremen
>Bremen is the best
>I hate Bremen
>Fuck Bremen

Quite a mood swing user

I honestly think she's one of the most butifel dames to ever have lived))

that girl from bremen is my everything.

also
Jacob Italiano

see

stop forcing your shitty new gimmick Neinhold

>see nailsmeme interview
>talks about how he hates pre-season camps because their own facilities, food and everything is so much better at leipzig and because players and everyone start annoying you and each other after a few days

what is this fuccbois problem?

have sex, bong apologist

Wrong

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Do Germans really drink they're bier warm?

>steals Leverkusen's best players for 10 euros
>leverkusen collapses
>haha! bosz exposed!

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?????????

based DORTMUND

It really annoys me that you do their and they're wrong on purpose. Here is your YOU

Sorry, their - not theyre

no that's the brits

no about the warm beer thing, where did you get that from?

only when I'm sick, then it's nice

>where did you get that from?
My brother was stationed in Poland and visited Berlin and said their only serving warm bier

Why??

Thanks, have a reciprocal you
Yikes, being compared with *nglos

anybody else lately having a headache often?

>Why??
see

At least you can walk

Too recursive for me????

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drink more water nerd

is that a meme?

My grandpa made some beer with stinging nettle that you drank hot. In general beers mixed with herbal tees are consumed warm but the common stuff like pils are drunk cold.

nah its not that, I drink plenty of water. Dont know if its the weather(anyone remember all those fags complaining about it being to hot?) or what.

>My brother was stationed in Poland and visited Berlin and said their only serving warm bier
i don’t believe you
he probably visited irish pubs only

Based Opi

Also weisse beer is best beer it's true

the lifting mechanism in my chair is failing
send help

why are bremen girls so cute lads
:(

See

is it a cheap chair or can you replace it without destryoing the whole thing?

>baneposting in 2019

I don't know I'm too lazy to get up

That's maybe two paragraphs, friend.

tfw no royal ancestry to make ridiculous property claims

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terrible preseason for /bundes/
last summer they were beating everyone

>people replying to an essay post
what the fuck is going on, has 4channel been on the news again?

omg we won't win the preseason championship????

mit dem Angriff numbers wird das alles wieder in ordnung kommen

Just pretend to be Jewish and say that the Nazis gassed all you're ancestors (how are you here? Well that's an anti-Semitism questions!!) And get some gibs

Fun fact: the state of Illinois doesn't tax reparations paid to Holocaust survivors

youtube.com/watch?v=F6pk1lVMl_M

a what

shut up

When did you start browsing Yea Forums?

How much has you're quality of life gone down since then?

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got mail from the jobcenter and was afraid.
Thankfully its just the form to apply for extending the claim for NEET benefits

for 13 years or more now. It has always been top tier shit. I like it

Based

>13 years or more now.

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since like 2005, no joke.
My life is pretty much down the shitter, but its not because of Yea Forums, browsing is more of a symptom really, like videogames.

It might be shit and it might be called 4channel now, but its still the best constant website on the internet

1. first contact was somewhere in 2007 i think, but i rather spent time in desuchan and a bit later the wwp forums
2. it has been a series of ups and downs. right now im doing pretty fine

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>When did you start browsing Yea Forums?
2010
>How much has you're quality of life gone down since then?
it was already shit

Honestly sp is getting shittier and shittier these days but bundes autism always is fun
I wasn't asking you.. yikes

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weisse Bier isn't Bier to begin with

ahh, browsing Yea Forums on the pc in your schools library during the big break with half your class staring at one screen. Was very comfy back then.

>mfw I am on NEETbucks as well and currently doing a Maßnahme so it continues
kill me

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go get a job, tom

STOP being retarded *wuff*

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>le racist shmorky
fuck off

my escape plan for baldness is a classic Rommel combover

I wish I was this Wurstbrot

>working for Merkel

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For once Tom isn't cringe

Though I honestly dunno how anyone could be neet for any significant length of time. I'd go crazy

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gib endlich die transfers bekannt uli, verdammt nochmal!

>shmorky
we dont talk about insane trannies here

fucking pussy bavarians can't handle a real Pils and thus brew some tussyplürre they call beer.

Stop being retarded and thinking that bazi hinterwälder are representative for deutschtum, my deer germanboo.

pic related some real beer

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unpopular opinions:

tom and denmark are un-

-ironically based af

absolutely based, Batzischwuchteln on grenade watch

protrip: pils is actually a creation from bavarian brewers

>Henrichs-Alternative: FC Bayern beschäftigt sich mit Tottenhams Trippier
>Henrichts-Alternative
pfffffffahahahahahahaha

Pils urquell is aight but too expensive here. Wernesgrüner isn't too dissimilar and is way cheaper here

Nonetheless, franziskaner weisse is doch die beste

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tfw you had cancer and stopped drinking

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Freiberger > Wernesgrüner

drinking is a meme but I like beer debates

based Czechs

Weißbier tastes absolutely horrible, no idea how people can down that piss.

'ate Weißbier
'ate Radler
'ate Tom
'ate British flags in /bundes/
'ate 1st /bundes/
'ate /2ndbundes/ Anstoßzeiten
simple as

>Weißbier tastes like shit
>makes you piss all the time
>hefefurz reeks like a dead animal up your intestine
don't know how people can do this voluntarily to themselves

who were you asking then?

>Bavarians
>people
choose 1

I would pull a edubs

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I'd go crazy to be a wageslave in some warehouse with some plebs every day doing the same mindless tasks while hearing 60IQ lowlife banter. I think I would eventually shoot the place up.

reminder that drinking beer regularly gives you a gut and manboobs because of the estrogens

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id rather drink beer than look good

I just fell off my chair laughing :DDDD

kek

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mobie time.

Watching new 4k HD Waterworld: Ulysses Cut. 3 hours of Kevin Costner drinking his own piss.

Is this a "one of these is not like the others" riddle? My guess is the last one

Sojajunge
based

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better estrogens than ösigenes

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ASS

Any Granaten confirmed yet?

Recommend me movies please!
On topic: I like football. Wo sind die Granaten?

three days of the condor

Inland Empire

Ur Sisters Sex Tape should be good

X-DDDDDDD

even better: Osigenes

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This guy convinced me to have kids

wow just remembered kim dotcom because the fucker grew up in my city. looking at him now teaches me something vague.. there were many like him. this early 2000s nerd type for the lack of a better word. in a way, he portrays a failed project, a sub-generation that died as quickly as it grew. perhaps for the better?

reminder that tom is un—ironically based af

The destruction of Kim Dotcom is just the common man getting fucked in the ass by the government

based memories of megaupload porn links

no, its the rise of a new type of masculinity

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>henrichs
>Trippier

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Zwei wie Pech und Schwefel

who is this common man even? i have met many people in my life. nurses, welders, programmers, lawyers, salesmen, hairdressers, athletes, engineers, entrepreneurs, mayors, mechanics, bus drivers. yes, even a diplomat. but not once have i met the common man. so where is he hiding? where is this common man that apparently is in the majority?

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jz 0n vodka hier oder was

How is Frankfurt supposed to survive this severe poaching? How is any mid tier club ever going to rise above it's station when this shit keeps repeating over and over?

Bacardi

>How is any mid tier club ever going to rise above it's station when this shit keeps repeating over and over?
by not having a midtable club mentality

They arent supposed to.

tell me about it. Shareholder here. Its really frustrating to see.

kanker UGH

Show me 1 (one) thing Frankfurt should have done

LEL

geef me een bier

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Ich habe kein Bier mann! Ich drinke BACARDI

>drinke
trinke*
I am already drunk

ai ai hopefully you at least drink it pure and not with juice like a fag ;-)

does coke count?

absolutely horrendous thread

eh i will let you off the hook for now but you ruin the good alcohol by covering the taste with something else!
why brudi

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Im high ony pregabalin btw, anyone else have experiences with it?

it's ok i'm doing 70/30

>Pregabalin ist ein Wirkstoff aus der Gruppe der Antiepileptika, der zur Behandlung von Nervenschmerzen, einer Epilepsie und generalisierten Angststörungen eingesetzt wird. Die Effekte beruhen auf der Senkung der neuronalen Erregbarkeit. Die Kapseln werden in der Regel zwei- bis dreimal täglich unabhängig von den Mahlzeiten eingenommen. Zu den häufigsten möglichen unerwünschten Wirkungen gehören Benommenheit, Schläfrigkeit und Kopfschmerzen. Da Pregabalin unverändert über die Nieren ausgeschieden wird, hat es ein tiefes Potential für pharmakokinetische Arzneimittel-Wechselwirkungen.
dude stop taking this fucking shit. you don't need (((medicaments))) to treat whatever you have. ffs doctors these days. they totally forgot the wisdom of the old. if you are weak, you have to become strong and not simply make you forget your weakness.

this desu
either get strong enough to overcome the weakness or learn to deal with it

When is it Reus turn to go to Boomern and then come back to BVB when he is fat and ready to retire?

Hummels aint fat you bitch

helps me get shit done, be a bit more easy going, even gives me the drive to do sports, clean the place etc. instead of just laying around like a vegtable. I know its not good using a med to do this, but hell, I rather get some shit done, enjoying listening to music and be more communicative this way.

Im not saying its a great thing to do. But people talk here about drinking here all the time, and one person mentions meds for a enjoyable effect, and people lose their mind.

we're not losing our mind, we're just calling you a weak little bitch

By making everyone who joins the club sign 6 year contracts with 200+ million EUR release clauses. No exceptions. Even the janitor and the lunch lady.

thats right. hummels is an absolute unit.
yeah i get what you're saying but i think there's a difference between using something for "fun" and relying on something for functioning in the first place. this is the big difference for me. i drink because i want to. i never say i drink because it helps me doing this or that. i just do because i like it lol. dont want to attack you but consider getting off this shit if you can. i know you can.

GOOD NIGHT /BUNDES/

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wtf is that face lmfaoo

yeah but its shit. its like with sleeping pills. Its not good taking them, but if you just can barely sleep to the point where you cant function in everyday life, its better taking sleeping pills to get some sleep.

Also, well I dont know if you realize how strong phobia and anxiety, depression can be, its no joke. Saying "cmon, just deal with it" is a retarded thing to say, something a boomer would say 30 years ago.

Why do people with migraine or chronic back pain need pills to deal with it and function? Pussys, they should just man up and dont rely on pills to get through the day. Its just the eternal jew making profit of it.

>thread finally gets on topic after 9 hours
the newkids are really doing a number on /bundes/.
Would have never lasted this long if the mod wasn't off for the day

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Basirt

Jacob ITALIANO
haha

Um die Meisterschaft spielst Du in Deutschland nur beim FC Bayern. Das wird dieses Jahr wieder ein deutlicher Abstand werden. Bayern wird einen deutlich stärkeren Kader als letzte Saison haben, sind in der Spitze durch Hernandez für Hummels schon jetzt besser. Das Herbstloch wird es heuer nicht geben und Dortmund nicht nochmal so über seine Verhältnisse spielen und soviel Dussel in den Schlussminuten haben. Bei denen war die Rückrunde das normale Gesicht. Und durch die Neuzugänge sind die nicht besser geworden. Schulz ist, genau wie Guerreiro, kein LV, sondern einer, der offensiv seine Stärken hat und vor einer 3-er Kette links außen zur Geltung kommt. Brandts Idealposition ist die, die auch Reus am besten spielt. Hazard spielt sowieso nicht erste Elf. Diese vermeintliche Traumelf, in der Witsel hinter Hazard, Brandt, Reus, Sancho und Alcacer/Götze spielt, ist ja nur theoretisch sinnvoll. In de Praxis kassierst Du damit 50 Gegentore in der Bundesliga. Und Hummels wird wegen seinen Geschwindigkeitsdefiziten ein Risikofaktor bei dem Dortmunder Spielstil. Meine Prognose: 65 Punkte, +/- 5.
Zum Personal: Es gibt viele Fürs und Widers zu den Gerüchten. Haller fände ich sehr gut, aber eigentlich müsste Lewa dann ein relativ großes Zeitkontingent abgeben. Mandzu bringt viel Mentalität. Das wäre auch nicht zu verachten. Und für ein Jahr wäre das, auch bei 15 Mios. , okay. Und dann vielleicht nächstes Jahr Werner. Zu den Flügeln: Wenn Sane nicht will, dann eben in die Breite investieren. Ich könnte z.B. mit Bergwijn, Olmo und Mandzukic bestens leben. Dazu noch Henrichs und Ziyech und dann hast Du einen schönen breiten flexiblen Kader für das gleiche Geld, als wenn Du z.B. Sane und Dembele oder Rodri holst, also 200 Mios. für 2 Spieler ausgibst. Und Bergwijn, Olmo und auch Henrichs haben noch reichlich Potential. Aber klar, auch da kann man konträrer Meinung sein.

gebaseerd

I rly wish I was German

Instead I'm just a picrel amerishart

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you’re american so youre 1/32 german at least

Ich bin gespannt. Dem Anschein nach will man ja sogar zwei Offensive holen, was ich durchaus begrüße.
Man will einen Spieler mit Potenzial zur Weltklasse und ein Talent mit internationaler Klasse.

Also:
Sane/Dembele + CHO/Bergwijn

Diese 4 scheinen mir die realistischsten Namen zu sein.
Pepe sehe ich im Übrigen irgendwo dazwischen von der Klasse her.
Ich bin echt gespannt was am Ende rauskommt.

Wieso schmecken die Leibniz Butterkekse so scheiße, früher waren die deutlich besser.

Aren't you in Georgia now?

hast sie solange rumstehen lassen

Yes but I want full!!

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Meh, it's just like everywhere else here

>Sane und Dembele oder Rodri
the text is either old or the author is retarted

it’s brandnew

ne, vorhin erst aufgemacht. so ne kacke mann.

>german journalism

it’s a tm retard
or one of you guys trolling there

Say it ain't so

Allerdings werden sich viele noch wundern, wie lange Messi auf dem Niveau spielen kann. Er ist Veganer und das hilft dem Körper ungemein tendenziell jung zu bleiben. Schade, dass Gnabry das nicht durchgehalten hat. Jetzt wird er wieder häufiger Muskelverletzungen haben.

sorry forgot to put my comment to that in the post:
since when is cheese vegan?

btw whos CHO?

>Er ist Veganer und das hilft dem Körper ungemein tendenziell jung zu bleiben
He will get parkinson

no idea, i’m trying to find that out right now.

Der BVB hat lediglich 4 Spieler aus der Bundesliga geholt, die auf deb jeweiligen Positionen nicht mal die besten Spieler der Liga sind! Süle, Hernandez und Konaté sind besser als Hummels. Alaba ist besser als Schulz, Halstenberg auf ähnlichem Niveau. Havertz und Reus sind besser als Brandt. Und vor einem Hazard stehen Coman, Gnabry, Sancho.

Wenn man diese 4 Neuzugänge mit der alten Stammelf vergleicht, dann ist zwar Hummels erfahrener, aber eben deutlich langsamer als Zagadou. Ein Schulz spielt auf ähnlichem Niveau wie ein Hakimi. Hazard und Guerreiro/Pulisic nehmen sich ebenfalls nicht viel. Ein Brandt würde zu Reus auch keinen Vorteil bringen. Lediglich wenn Reus auf links ausweicht, wäre man stärker aufgestellt.

Im BVB-Forum wird aber so getan, als ob man sich nur Weltklasse dazu geholt hätte.

Wenn man den Bayern-Kader vergleicht, ist Bayern im Tor, in der Abwehr, auf der 6 und 8 sowie im Sturm besser besetzt. Lediglich auf der 10 und auf den Außen hat der BVB derzeit die besten Spieler. Aber wenn noch ein Sane kommen sollte, dann ist man auf Außen nicht schlechter aufgestellt. Und dann hat man mit Spielern wie Goretzka, Pavard, Martinez oder Gnabry noch mehr Qualität auf der Bank als der BVB. Lediglich in der Breite ist der BVB derzeit besser aufgestellt, wobei deren Kader viel zu groß ist!

Und ich denke auch, dass Bayern wieder souverän Meister werden wird. Der Kader wird qualitativ stärker sein als im letzten Jahr. Man hat viele junge hungrige Spieler im Kader, die noch zur Weltklasse reifen können. Und wie RodolfoEnrique richtig dargelegt hat, werden sich die Umstände der vergangenen Saison in der Form nicht wiederholen.

BTT: Ich denke, in den nächsten Tagen werden die ersten Transfers verkündet. Und ich glaube und hoffe, dass Sane dabei sein wird!

FUCK GRANATEN INCOMING FUCK FUCK FUCK

Medienbericht: Bayern kauft Sané und Pepé für insgesamt 165 Millionen Euro

Samstag, 13. Juli, 12.59 Uhr: Es wäre ein Paukenschlag, wenn die Meldung der italienischen Webseite "Tutto Mercato" so stimmt. Demnach soll der FC Bayern München kurz davor sein, die Transfers von Leroy Sané (Manchester City) und Nicolas Pepé (OSC Lille) einzutüten. Kostenpunkt für die beiden Flügelspieler: 165 Millionen Euro. So soll Sané für 90 Millionen Euro nach München wechseln, der Transfer von Pepé soll 75 Millionen Euro kosten.

focus.de/sport/fussball/transfermarkt-news-griezmann-posse-wohl-beendet_id_10904526.htmlMedienbericht: Bayern kauft Sané und Pepé für insgesamt 165 Millionen Euro

Samstag, 13. Juli, 12.59 Uhr: Es wäre ein Paukenschlag, wenn die Meldung der italienischen Webseite "Tutto Mercato" so stimmt. Demnach soll der FC Bayern München kurz davor sein, die Transfers von Leroy Sané (Manchester City) und Nicolas Pepé (OSC Lille) einzutüten. Kostenpunkt für die beiden Flügelspieler: 165 Millionen Euro. So soll Sané für 90 Millionen Euro nach München wechseln, der Transfer von Pepé soll 75 Millionen Euro kosten.

focus.de/sport/fussball/transfermarkt-news-griezmann-posse-wohl-beendet_id_10904526.html

Hudson

PAUKENSCHLAG

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Callum Hudson-Odoi

thanks

Your welcome

>tutti mercato
in the trash

did someone say kackemann

xd lol

based based based

uwu, what is this, an american with football knowledge

we dont use uwu here
we use owo

Ow0

Also Museklschwund like Schürrle

ach war der überall so ein meme? Kenne das nur aus nem IRC channel von nem ganz bestimmten gameboard(eher unbekannt)

>autosaging your own thread

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so do you guys know about the kackmann vid or not?

kay
Ow0

no
gib link