Man Utd v Perth Glory pre-season match thread

Literally who

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that "aboriginal dance" at the beginning had to be some practical joke.

Let’s see if this James twink is any good

ravioli ravioli
give me the Fornaroli

>joel chianese
>bruno fornaroli

>chong

>MUTV commentator thinks Valencia is stil at the club

who the fuck is teeth chong?

thin looking pitch

>ole’s at the wheel

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>20 minutes in and Manure still can't score against highschool boys
Forget City or Liverpool, even Brenny's Leicester would buttfuck them

I wonder if the staff member who overdosed is watching

JAMES INJURED LMAO

>even Brenny's Leicester would buttfuck them
no one's shocked, Wolves and Watford are comfortably better than >us too

>reddy
grim

What part of london are you from?

CAM ON YANITED SCORE SAM FACKING GOALS

>sign pacey welsh kid
>don't abuse said pace
wtf else does he offer

pure garbage

So toothless..
Why do they want to sell Lukaku again?

could perth glory win the fifa league?

please respond

I miss dennis irwin

Yes

Las time you kissed a girl lads?

For me it's February 2014.

Sept 15, might just end my shit

June 2016

November 2017, it was my first time as well

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Amazing game, I predict every Australian will be playing soccer tomorrow.

About 3 weeks ago, same time I last fucked one

What year sweetie?

ask us about hungry jacks

well?
is it?

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2015 lad

*Sept '15

Most sporting events are well attended here.

November 2018 at the after formal

manure will finish sixth again this season

Yeah it's the only explanation Yanited haven't been able to score yet

Is that like a ball or something?

My cousin lives in Melbourne and says he doesn't socialize with Australians because they're too aggressive.

Is it possible that Australia is just elite at soccer?

Soccer is a fourth tier sport here, so no

I doubt it, more like 13th

Why don't Manure travel to India for a pre-season?

>commentator talking about how no one can get past AWB in-training
That doesn't say much about AWB

Shit hotels and human rights violations

Perth glory are by far the best team in the a-league right now, and United are a banter team
We're still shit

ORRRRRR DIMITRIOUS STOP WATCHING THE SOCCA MALAKA, WE NEED A LARGE SUPREME AND A CALABRESE FOR DELIVERY

India already has enough of that

is it just me or are these pre-season tour games getting more popular?

No

Is Hamez a Manure?

Last Friday

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just score a goal you dumb cunts

Based rashford

The pillager of Perth

I was watching the G1 so I've missed most of this. Heard United have been as shit as per usual.

No, here's how you fix it
> Unban all banned fans
> Fuck off overzealous stadium security/police
> Allow flares, flags and drums to games
> Expand to 14 teams by 2021, 2 more teams by 2024
> Remove salary cap (or atleast triple it)

shit goes in the streets, not the stadium

What exactly was his legacy

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bow angel gomes get so much hype? he's terrible

United will get relegated next season

According to my text based live coverage I a lot of the United lads have shit hair, is this true?

im not a boomer so i didn't notice

Jones dyed his blonde, but apart from that not really

it's so wonderful having a right-back who isn't a fucking clown.

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Yeah pretty much the ball for finishing school I guess it was at the party afterwards

I feel like we won the story of the fight.

the state of >perf

based zoomers

and you'll never finna walk alone

a bare chested marauding marcus 'rocco' rojo

Pogba gets a new hairstyle every 6 hours and most of them are awful. The rest of the team is pretty normal but maybe Pogba's 20 shit haircuts a month make up for the whole squad