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Jamal
Asian
Assume you're talking about some black guy?
How long do WMMA fighters wait to make love again after being brutally beaten in a cage?
tragic thread
>burger metrics
Truly worst than being a manlet
Am I crazy or does that tattoo look like CavemanDCJ?
Lesbians don't have sex very often in any case. The straight WMMA fighters probably have sex after they get tired of their husbands/bfs/fwb nagging them.
> he doesn't know that turns on Bitches
Fat Barry was drowning in pussy that night
Like Fili's tattoos, never been an anti tattoo guy.
read the op, no manlets sweety
Wake up Schmo it's all over
Nervous for /oureternalboy/ Ryan Hall over here. I might have trouble sleeping tonight.
how do I, at this very moment, heem myself into a living death that I can wake up from 5 minutes before the start of this card?
> he fell for the height meme
Oh no no no no no...
watch a marathon of snoozeman and tyquil's fights and you will be out for months
this
i'd rather be a 5'9" fridge than be the 6'1" lanklet with shit posture i am now
step in the octagon with me i'll take care of it for ya
5 minutes before the sandhagen fight or 5 minutes before the Romero fight? Not sure what kind of cazzie you are
i mean after a JUST BLEED type of match, not a "teehee got submitted in the first." just absolutely beat up and injured. i don't have any examples cause I don't watch wmma.
Normally I have to pay for this.
peach of a card. beast of a lineup.
Pudilova vs Aldana or Andrade vs Claudia
2019 has been the year of the heem so far. cans getting exposed constantly
You'd buy this PPV right
Fucking kino. With this, the final bell has tolled for Jones
/HEEM/= non caz for the day
I'd stream it
better than tomorrows card minus Faber getting heemed
IT WAS A LUCKY KNEE
how do i watch old fights? is that what fight pass is? i don't want to buy espn plus espn plus plus fight pass plus cable television just to watch shit that already happened.
twitch.tv
Bobby live
It's crazy that Cejudo was able to brawl with Moraes whereas Raphael got hurt badly the second he started to open up more.
i love her so much bros
nvm i found a site that has them all lol
Why is Conor so complimentary towards Lorenzo Fertitta?
Did anyone ever catch Mark Hunts csgo streams, they were pure kino.
why do women, especially athletic women with great bodies, get fake tits?
>So I was at the gym hitting some pads,. Met this young muy thai blackbelt named Jamal. You'll never guess what
GAMER CHAMP
>HE'S A NIGGER!
Actual talent only earns them so much money.
because we live in a society
>he's a tough cunt
>oops my bad shouldn't have dropped the c-word
based
Talking about Israel again, I think Israel is right when he says Rob is a bit shook. Never seen him dislike an opponent like this before.
I honestly think I can make a serious run at heavyweight. 6'2.5" 240 lbs natty wide frame long arms killer instinct and champion mentality. feed me Ngannou
He's afraid of him
Lmao
Redpilled
Ambien + whiskey
Life has become so painful for me as well that only fight nights bring me any sort of relief.
I want amanda nunes
Jamal was NOT of African American descent!
>*WHEEZE*
>*crowd applause*
Schaub's special was so bad that coral stopped posting here
dude she's fucking ugly. not in a joanna ugly where she's such a freakish banshee that you want a chance to pilfer a supernatural being with your seed but instead she's overly masculine housemaid and former strawberry picker ugly
>I win and you don't cut the flyweight division. We got a deal dan-
You now remember Mighty Meme's shit streams that absolutely nobody watched
GOAT
Who else is going to the card in Sacramento tomorrow?
lel
You're actually wrong, and she's incredibly beautiful and cuddleable.
What race is this guy?
Colby aint gon do nuthin
Kamaru you know I'm comin
Based and Heempilled
pay for my ticket slimbo
>heems his own hand for the third time this year
looks like the nigga who used to cut old man jenkin's grass
is /ourguy/ the chosen one, dare i say it, back?
>*chuckles* my kid is screaming!
Based gamer bobby, family is just a distraction
If the camera wasn't on Robs kid would've got a slap there.
the chad dyke
>sperugson northside nigger having the gall to rep saint "louie"
fuck you nigger, i don't care if it was for the easy rhyme you hack fuck
polynesian hapa
randy couture is unironically the GOAT hw and a top 10 UFC fighter all-time above Stipe, Cain and DC
>6 title wins in HW (most all-time)
>3 title defenses in HW (tied most all-time)
>came out of retirement and won the HW title at 46, oldest Champion ever
>9 total title wins (placing him #6 all-time)
>my strip mall is better than your strip mall!
you seem confused
good ass champ
>my girl so damn young they think shes been kidnapped
Randy GOATure
Thoughts on Johnny Walker beating his long, hard throbbing cock?
Goat
Undisputable facts.
based Cifers getting another win
Foy mih, itsch Payleh "Natchy" Cochshta
Haven't seen that one in a long time
Big, HUGE, fan of Tyreke Snoozleyson here.
Dude took 30mins to make a character.
AHHHHHH NAACP HELP MEEEEE
a fighter with good tattoos for once
looks like some shit out of children's book
>Amanda Nunes is #8 on that list of absolute legends and killers
based
the important question is
are u black
WHere the wild things are fucking sucks ass
I doxxed spammy and went to his address. He's not breathing anymore. You're all free now. You won't have to worry about this general being attacked anymore.
>*crawld* "WHAT RACE WAS HE?"
>*SCHLAWB* "JAWLMAWL WAS AN ASIAN"
>30 min applause break
LOL... just got Rob to say "What does heem mean?"
vod or it didn't happen
Bullshit
clip it.
If it's on twitch you can do that easily
Rob said that he hated Kelvin so much that he stopped eating Mexican food
Don't twitch... how do you go back on a live feed and make a clip?
pretty sure there's a "clip" button on the player that lets you watch the past however long
If he said it surely someone else would have picked up on it.
What did you write that made him ask that?
kek i saw that.
>I’m thinking to mysawlf, clearly Jamaul is a hoopape, ok I’m thinking Jumawl can give me a nice hair cut, I don’t disbriminate.... then after ten minutes this huge barber comes out and says ‘MR. CHAB IM JAWLMAWL THIS BE WORST PAIN YOUR LIFR"... HE WAS ASIAN AS FUCKING DOG SHIT. Dicey Dicey. *shakes head* UHHHHHHHH *grunts* I’d feel way more better about this if I needed help with math or some chink shit"
Lmao, absolutely based user
What did you type in the chat to prompt this?
>I'm so glad I spent all that time ironically posting Schaub
I said "Rob, will you say 'I'm going to heem Izzy in the first'?"
Linked the clip hereSomeone can probably edit and save it better than I can.
did you at least tell him what it means ? (heem everybody even yourself)
Going to try to get him to say it some more... let's see if we can get some more material.
>DICEY DICEY
based
Fuck Woodley for fucking up my parley that night. The piece of shit. What kind of an embarrassing performance was that. Bet he used his pussy ass arthritis ridden hands as an excuse. Trains like an absolute dumbass and gets constantly injured, on top of that he can't rap for shit. I am fucking white and I could write a better rap song, and rap it better than him. This dude thinks he can go into any other industry and they will give him a free ride to the top like dana gave him a free ride to the top in the ufc (affirmative action in practice), The dude fought once in 2015 and sat out a whole year and ended up getting a title shot............ Also who the fuck did he defend his belt against. His 2 fights agaisnt wonder pedo were derrick lewis vs nganou tier. He could not finish some pensioner Brazilian who rolls around on the ground. This dude is never getting his belt back.
now rob confirmed askren won the story as well
We tried to warn you bee
Nice.
why does he always sound out of breath
HOLY BASED
LOL.... just got him to say "Heem everyone even yourself" now... this is too good.
Yoel damaged his body
Laughed out loud m8. Talmbout dicey dicey
lmao don't go full autismo on him, just made Rob say "heem everyone even myself"
I don't have twitch. Can someone ask him what was going through his head when Kamaru was talking shit to kolby, and rob thought Kamaru was talking to him.
GODBLESSMYNUTS: rob good thing your not an emotinal lesbian like Demitrious johnson that manlet would get emotional when people would ask him mma questions
>you must be at least 5'11 and 185 lbs to post in this thread.
FUCKING BASED
yo this guy has been impersonating me for years
I need this clip
lmao when he said specimine of genetics and started laughing. Rob is a good dude.
Aspen lad was being shilled here 4 years ago
She is more heem than half of the posters here
Shut up ya racist cunt
If Anthony Poottis and Poop Diaz are the co-main instead of natty Romero and Costa, I’m gonna FLIP OUT.
Is the elder scrolls online any good? Havent liked an mmo since lich king
>undisputed champion of the world is playing video games
there's really no escape is there
robb wins the rematch
If you haven’t liked an MMO since WOTLK then obviously you are not going to like ESO.
Video games are crucial to getting better reflexes
ask rob if hes ever had a nightmare of being gadooshed and flushed
Where did you find the clip ?
Cringe
Almost as bad as that gracie guy making that song
*rubs chin*
What's heem mean?
>the undisputed champ of the world watches anime
it never ends bros
We live in a genetics case system.
Henry cejudo is one of the youngest Olympic gold medalists in wrestling. He also went on killers row to beat dj, tj etc to get 2 belts.
But because he's a manlet, no one respects him or take him seriously. Not even hw but if he was at mw like yoel, he would be treated as a god.
Ask him if he knows about Brian Callen's father being in the CFR
why are you faggots bullying rob
kek
kek... Toilet Till
gain height
till officially unflushed
Hey boys I just got back from a vacay with a couple of playboy bunnies we took some jet skis down to Cabo, how'd my favorite fighter do?
can I get a webm of schaub doing comedy?
this guy's really going all out on him
really good
Excellent stand up
sure brah
*transforms into a spider*
*weaves an M*
*wraps you up*
*eats you over the course of a week*
>a webm
Based posts
When you watch porn, do you watch Browned like America watches Blacked? Cuz I can definitely see the aesthetic and racial appeal, especially in the skin contrast, of an Arab penetrating the bald pussy of a spritely, milky Swedish vixen with stiff nipples. Mmmmmm.
why do you faggots make these retarded posts
>Bobby replying to almost everyone
Eternally my boy
cawlmedy.
someone get the fucking clip
Here, m8
AHHHH DC HELP
>streamable.com
based
>CM Punk's book
Why? He's a bitch
based. betting $100 on a 2nd round ko from Bobby Knuckles.
Fair enough.
Man Elder Scrolls Online looks like shit doesn't it?
Rob playing it is probably the most I've seen of it
Ariel is a yuge mandrama fan
Absolutely based Rob
i gave it a shot but was not a fan, kinda sucked.
That’s cause it is you retard
I wanted to stay and enjoy the memes but that game is so braindead i had to turn it off.
Horrible game.
He could at least like someone based like Triple H
That's not necessarily genetics. Only 70% of the variation in height between individuals is heritable, the rest is environmental. Torso length is more heavily dependent on genes than leg length as well so if you're someone with a long torso and short legs you very well could be genetically taller than your actual height would dictate.
you guys need to stop going full autismo
Please kill yourself
I’m a basedfag cause you got exposed for being a no childhood faggot?
based
Oh nononono
no you're a onions nigger because the most important part of your childhood was some throwaway book
fucking kek
i don't get anime, what did Rob mean when he said he couldn't do the whole bang pop sound effects?
lmao
Now this is the kind of faggotry that you dont even see on /lgbt/ or /r9k/
>Jamal
>Asian
I dont think you guys realized what Schaub did there. Based off of the name "Jamal" you would have to assume that he is a negro (I know I did) then Schaub flips the entire bit on its head when he tells us Jamal is actually an asian. DICEY DICEY. You see this is funny because the implied ethnicity is different. It takes you totally off guard. This is what makes Schaub great, his comedy is subversive and it's also organic. There is no way someone could just come up with this, it has to be experienced and shared.
Diaz was in the main event of the highest selling UFC PPV of all time. He can't not headline, bad promotion.
You’re just mad you got called out. Your ego is hurt. I understand you’re saying things you don’t mean.
>stands in the pocket and bangs
>gets heemed
ahahahahahaha heem absolutely btfo
>You’re just mad you got called out. Your ego is hurt. I understand you’re saying things you don’t mean.
Let's be honest, how many Asian dudes have you met named Jamal? They're always Jimmy or Chris or something like that.
You’re funny
>racist /pol/yp
checks out
Artful tattoos are dogshit, slippery wet dogshit stuck in the tyres of your new BMX bike
4channel.org/heem/ufc/index.html's list of acceptable tattoo
- your surname in large letters across your back (e.g. Alvarez, Gaethje)
- your nickname in large letters across your chest (e.g. Darren Elkins)
- bible verses
>That's not necessarily genetics. Only 70% of the variation in height between individuals is heritable, the rest is environmental
the only environmental factor here is nutrition. everything is genetics. genetics and environment are on a constant perpetual feedback loop between each other.
all environmental effects regress towards the mean with time.
Rob knows about hentai confirmed, very based
I dont get it
tfw told bobby that i bet i could take him down and he didn't respond. i think whittaker is shook
hunnerd percent
youtube.com
Oh we talmbout Hulk's Hogan?
This sport is so fucking gay
I remember that guy Vannata fought was a huge fucking can
Tony Ferguson?
of course the leaf has this saved
this post is based and robpilled
>Ferguson hit cowdad after the bell! Not fair!
Is literally anyone talking about this anymore?
only retards sponsored in part by heem
I thumbsed it up.
You now remember Santiago Ponzinibbio
WW is a wasteland of contenders
>Female mixed martial artist? Is she Brazilian? Well, is she a lesbian? Alright then, sign me up.
Everyone is so inactive that a division redlines the minute it develops any depth
brown kebab in creamy white pussy
LW is the same
become champ
don't fight
at least RDA was active for a bit
his arm looked like a fucking GI Joe's
Wait, so in the UFC a fighter has to have a hand on the mat to be considered grounded, but in Lellator a fighter is grounded if he's just on his knees with no hands on the mat? Aren't these rules governed by an athletic commission?
>Afterward, Budd said she wants a fight in Japan under the Rizin banner against women’s heavyweight Gabi Garcia
Different states. Send Big John a Christmas card
a knee on the mat always counts as a grounded opponent, regardless of hands.
The old rules, still used in some places, were that any part of the body other than the feet touching the mat counts as a grounded opponent.
The new rules state that that any part of the body other than the feet touching the mat counts as a grounded opponent - except for the hands - both hands must be grounded to count as a downed opponent, a single hand does not.
She can fight this dick nomsaying idgaf
I thought the rule was "more than 2 points of contact with the mat", to avoid people just knee walking towards you.
you thought wrong, a knee is a grounded opponent, always.
What did Chinlethold mean by this?
Luke has staph on his leg, doesn't count as a loss.
To be fair anybody'd lose going up to Amanda the BVLL Nunes
Wake up Jon...
what the fuck
walker more like wanker
bulgaria more like bumgayria
Shorter version
usa more like mexico 2050
Why is wmma a drawl but not women's boxing?
don't worry pal the muslims are coming for you from all sides. enjoy the caliphate and all your gypsy women making beautiful brown babies
inflamed gringo lel
What's heems obsession with aspen ladd? She will lose this fight
weak whiteboi finna get browned
If you watched the weigh ins, you'd be an idiot to still bet on Aspen.
Aspen Fatt
She's cute
shut up luke
She was as shaky last time, and won the fight.
But I'd bet against her here. Swamp girl wins unanimous decision.
the only must-watch fights on this card are Emmett/Bektic and Hall/Elkins. Faber/Simon is alright but irrelevant.
honestly a trash card. UFC hasn't shit the bed like this since that dreadful Singapore card headlined by Holm/Correia
Will Ryan Hall be shadowrealmed by catching a knee/kick to the face or will The Damage lose by snapped ankle/knee?
Aspen's going to catch those after the bell hands and go down just like Holly did.
If Luke Rockhold is in the crowd, his magnetism for after the bell blows might make them go off target. Thats how Aspen wins.
The Damage will be champ by end of 2020. Screencap this.
This but also Pena return.
good ass champ, now enjoy your b&
I've never seen ladd fight. All I know is she got a "TKO" via screams over lansberg.
Aspen Brapp
She's a wrestlefucker. Flattens people and punches them. And screams while landing punches, to bluff the ref that she is actually doing damage.
If Khabib starts screaming while punching people he'd get less decisions and more TKOs.
>Mexico
this is how he beats tony, can confirm.
sources tell me israel will begin the fight with a flying sidekick to rob's collapsed bowel
Israel will begin the fight with a moment of silence in remembrance of the 6 trillion
robert will win but be stripped for antisemitism
Is tonights card the most shit tier meme card of all time?
>what's heem mean?
Underwhelming cards usually deliver because underpayed guys try really hard to get that bonus money.
better than 240
H E E M
FFXIV is best MMO right now it's not even funny at this point.
>6'0 190lbs
LMAOing @ all manlets and those who did not bet the house on Ryan Hall for this night's event
good ass champ
West coast best coast
kek
Because he aspire to be him
Turbo cringe
What server you on bruh?
Tyron he stay duckin
Yall niggas know he suckin
White enough
Beautiful
We must retaliate
UwU
>Not the faceapp shoop
based
extremely based
Wuz
Amanda Nunes is the ugliest female fighter in UFC. She is fucking disgusting.
I invented Asspen Crapp
This
Absynth Lab
>streamable.com
BASED
I seriously think she's cute.
Bobby comfirmed for using /heem/
Rumor has it Schaub's working on a bit about there being too many black sportscasters.
5/11? no you have to be atleast 6'1 you manley
Lmao gay 69ing is a sport now?
What's with the little dance schabb does after he reveals that Jamal was in fact an asian barber??
Was bellator good?
kek
Tony bless
> cringe fag
Yea you’re super cool
Tony ripped a massive schaub and Eddie smells it
pettis will controversially 28-27 split decission nate diaz
>swiping on tinder
>Girl has a butt bikini pic
>The bikini goes inside her ass crack
>Now I know that at that moment she was feeling something touching her asshole
>I also imagine what her asshole looks like and if I could reach it with my dick
Thanks thot
leave the asspie alone brother, his feelings are clearly hurt and you shouldn't keep poking at him
Except I am not from Muttland and a lot of people here are called Jamal.
Kek
Does any body here smoke weed? Its badass
frick off Säpo
Ska röka en nu, vill du prova?
>One more run at the strap, brother.
Someone post that Asian bitch and her gluten free buns. Need a wank
I fucking hate redditors. Biggest congregation of soiboys, neckbeards, fags, trannies, liberal nerds and roasties all vying for attention and karma points. The scum of the earth.
What's this thing with religion?Germsine deRadami at the weight ins raise her hand showing God i mean WTF bitch why God cares about mma dumbass monkey
ok
>takes a puff from your spliff
cough cough nice shit bro
Cyborg does this also.They raise their hand showing God.Does your God knows that you're using roids for horses stupid fook.You think God approves roids use you idiot?
>Aaay Luke, what type of gook you think JAMAL was?
>yaw'll never guess hehe
I have a strong irrational dislike for this person
have you seen rose vs pvz? i often think about it
"Thank you God that put me on the scale,healthy and ready to fight.Thank u for all the roids I use without cancering my liver and for the kids I'm gonna give birth later plz make them have only leukemia" fuckin hypocrites you have the nerves praying to God
I hate Luke, he is a smug nobody douchebag. He talks so much, he should step into the octagon first.
All MMA journalists should be previous fighters.
she bulked very quickly
>step into the octagon first
Luke is a pacifist and only hasn gentlemanly dialiectical fights.
Amazing that they think they re the perfect role models for the society.They are religious,the happy smile their teeth are white in constant basis just like their butthole.This is the front screen
Right, because DC has particularly great insight into fights he comments, despite being a very successful fighter.
>Luke is a pacifist
He's literally been to wear with the marines, and he was trying to get into MMA but was injured before his debut. He had a fight booked that was cancelled.
Pacifist my ass.
Johnny Walker beats Jones fer sher
>All MMA journalists should be previous fighters.
There shouldn't be MMA journalists.
deep down they are rotten,not all of them ok but they could sell their soul for a title shot or their families,they do drugs,peds,roids but they always pray to God when they re in a public place.When they're alone they pray to the new Mercedes.Fuckin capitalistic pigs
fighting is a sport.
why is it so common for boxers to cross dress in their off time?
I liked Aspen Ladd but yesterday i realized she's 1000% dumbass.I mean all the world saw you shivering on the scale fuckin turd.wtf are you? A martyr?You're gonna sacrifice for the ufc cuz this is your only religion?lol fuckin idiot
AХMAT - CИЛA
B&R
then there was some fake doctor that cleared Aspen Ladd for the fight.Open his fuckin bank account.Open it.So this guy said"Dont worry this shivering shit of Aspen was her nerves" lol You know why he told this shit? cuz of Merkel,the German counselor.If all these turds in this world believed that Merkel was visibly trembling for psychological reasons then hell yes they re gonna believe that for Aspen Ladd too
what did floyd do to these dudes ,,,,,,,,,,,,
>I'll beat anyone they fookin give me
>...
>Under 5 foot 5
whens next Brenton AMA? I have many important questions to ask him.
Based
Based
Someone post Brandon Schlob's comedy piece about the Jamal joke I'm dying to see it after all you guys posting it sounds like a peach of a joke
Betting on GDR and Ryan Hall is free money tonight. Thank me later
In many ways i am the GOAT
She seems like a total bro. 10/10 Would hang out, smoke cigars with.
The Aspen Ladd trembling on the scale cuz of her nerves is the new Stipe Miosic has ko power when he running backwards lol man 95% of mma fans must have black belt in retardju to believe this shit
who's your favorite roider on tonight's card?
very good someone name it pls
100% natty
There should be a special category for roided up freaks.
flag checks out
yeah I saw that josh Emmett on the scale.The guy has chest abs i mean this a whole new level of praying to God.Afterall usada does a great job.mma is clean lol
she's probably a good wingman
chibi did nothing wrong
you'd have a point if he wasn't 5'6
when both ends of the autism spectrum meets
Heard that, doggie
Anyone have the Heem whatsapp group chat
Guys, have you ever stroked one off to fightpass?
Germaine de Randamie vs. Aspen Ladd
Urijah Faber vs. Ricky Simon
Josh Emmett vs. Mirsad Bektic
Karl Roberson vs. Wellington Turman
Marvin Vettori vs. Cezar Ferreira
Endlösung der Laddfrage tonight, feelsgoodman.
Heem always glorifies foggy style but missionary is supreme
Mental Illness®: The Post.
Vettori
Turman
Bektic
Simon
Randamie
de Randamie
Simon
Emmett
Roberson
Ferreira
GDR
Simon
Bektic
Roberson
Vettori
Also, I just realized Dariush's fight is cancelled. That was my favorite fight on the card. Fuck.
these are my pics aswell
Use the Samson Option, Levy
Sand niggers?
the fuck is wrong with /heem/
That's not even reddit, you unironic retard.
Wtf its giving me spanish flag? Olé olé manolo
am i spanish too
This is why i watch fem v fem wrestling. Ultimate sureender, academywrestling, fighting dolls, foxy combat, femwin, model wrestling, mistress gaia
No, get gud
When pvz won her last fight, she was dominating that other girl with her thighs and then dropping her fist against her head on the canvas i fapped to slow replays
you have the bad aids now
>la cara cuando español
Hoping we see a submission on tomorrow's card
oh man brianna vanburren.that nederlande dwarf.This is so ridiculous.The girl had to fought Morandin but the brazilian missed weight and the 2 favorites to win invicta fc rising,Morandin and Inoue pulled out cuz they missed weight.Then that dwarf Vancannen,Vanbiurren whatever won the series by beating Curran and now she fights for the ufc with a 8-2-0 recordthe Livia Renata Souza.Souza has beaten Hamasaki,Morandin and now she's gonna eat that dwarf with the fuckin wig VanBurren(wtf can u call this hairstyle) for breakfast
Tomorro?
For me personally
Does anyone thing it was ridiculous that Nate Diaz had the audacity to say Conor was beating up midgets when Nate has done that his whole career? At least Conor is a midget himself when Nate is a legit lanklet
You are, Félix.
if Josh Emmett continues to build apps in his chest he's gonna shit from is mouth,remember this.Usada those fuckin clowns actually do an excellent job of selective roids using
oh yeah just you personally, right? fkn asshole
What usada do is pretty simple.Every month they warn the fighters which roids are forbidden to change those fuckin roids with those that are not forbiden.What the fook did u expect??To clean the house?lol
Subverted my expectations.
cope
Unironically Basque.
Real 100% basque or new world muh ancestors cope?
amazin
THAT WOMAN CAN BEAT AMANDA NUNES!!!!
Descended from Basque emigrants over a hundred years ago, you tell me.
Askren was out
i was out
Can I meet angie varona if I work wiht the ufc?
I'm not even jocking. If I work with the ufc I'm gonna talk about you guys.
I'm gonna talk about that period when a crazy guy spammed n*ggers dickds every event.
I'm gonna talk about how kino was Yea Forums. Anyway see you in 2019 guys.
more informal shit like this
youtube.com
yep, that's me
>tfw no dehydrated almost hospitalized Ladd gf
Ladd
Simon
Bektic
Roberson
Ferreira
heemed herself
this, nobody reads those shitty articles unironically
GDR
Simon
Bektic
Roberson
Marvin
HEEM
ME
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>28-year-old Russian fighter Shamil Gamzatov signed a contract with the UFC.This was announced by the manager of the fighter Rizvan Magomedov.Gamzatov won all 13 fights in MMA. Last year, Shamil fought at the PFL. Gamzatov won two fights in the group stage, but was unable to play in the playoffs due to problems during the weight cutting
dont worry now that he signed for the ufc there will be no weight cut problems fuckin idiots.They sign all the unprofessional starting with Mackenzie Dern who doesnt know what the weight cut is
godamit my parlays depend on this bitch winning
Askren was winning until he lost.
For sure he was munstering my guy
If you live in brazil, you are probably a strong guy.
He hasn't been training with DC for at least 2 years now.
Is she doing porn by now?
You tapped
Soon
hnggg
beccaluo
who is this female fighter?
Imagine how much she eats and how much she farts as a result
Shit tier card lads
THAWTS????
and we'll all be here anyways
Dana called Faber on the red batphone to bail them out
Gonna miss the prelims which are always the best part
Caz
heemed my sleeping schedule so will miss it too
cazzies
how many bongs for urihaj?
not even good ironically
>he cares about manlet divisions
Every division below LW should be cut.
Gorilla Fighting Championship 14 is on right now. One of the guys fighting is a pupil of Khabib's father:
Hope you speak euskera, Arkaitz
Sabino Arana would be proud
how do I achieve this aero position on a cruiser bike?
GDR
Ricky
Emmett
Roberson
Mutante
Ladd will win this fight easily by choke or punches on the ground in R1.Deradamie is not fearful anymore she's fuckin old,she ducked a fight with Cyborg and i didnt see anything from her in the fight with Holmes.Ladd is the future.Zuffa definitely wants to invest in Ladd.Zuffa likes to promote them tools.Derandamie is a fuckin monkey who fights every 2 years.That costs money to Zuffa.Zuffa needs short term contracts and the fighter active for 2 fights every year.Randamie is a fuckin joke on the ground
Does she contradict herself because she contains multitudes?
heem'd my toe, is it true you lose balance if you permanently remove bigtoe nail?
filtering everyone but USA Canada and UK tbqh
He controlled the center. He was coming forward. He attempted more takedowns.
he's problably a mapuche tizoid.
Chileans are so so much worse when it comes to muh heritage than americans.
But for chileans it doesn't even make sense since 98% of them are Incan mapuche with some spanish the other 2% being croatians and jews.
heem leaky
Croatians?
I know some are part japanese
Ladd is fuckin strong.Nobody could ever hold Evinger on the ground.Ladd did it like it was the easiest job on earth.She's gonna do the same thing to nederlande monkey derandamie
You talking about GFC? Yeah, Abdulmanap pupil's elbows from mount were nasty.
Lowtest
I'm gonna take my gloves in the octagon and fight until I can't no more
Cringe song
for some reason they have some croatian community. Never heard of jap chileans.
Also a lot of chilean mestizos are convinced they're german descended lel
Yeah I'm watching that, cazzie won't touch that card
shut up fag
Who won the story?
Spongebob, Mickey Mouse and Other Characters Beat Up Russian Driver youtu.be
based song
Mein Neger. Dagestani kung-fu fighter up next.
I keep asking this
>blue eyed red bearded mapuche over 1.80m tall
Nope.
unironically Ronda and the UFC taking a chance on her. All sports need to become popular is one or two break out stars, look what the magic-bird rivalry did for the nba
Also, mapuche may be manlets but they're literally unheemable, basically the only filthy indians who resisted the Spanish over 300 years whole muh Incas fell within like a decade. Don't @ me.
>>i'm not mapuche i'm aryan
>b-but the mapuches are the greatest by the way
Dat Chechen fighter is juicy.
MMA puts them on the same card and main events
Boxing doesn't, or may have just started to. Plus with the pillows, knockouts are even rarer and with no subs, I imagine there are a lot of decisions
Ronda Rousey is a major factor aswell.
That cunt had real star power for some reason
>ywn have Amanda use her lesbian sex appeal to pick up plates for you
It's tawlf b
HEEM SLEEPY
Press F to pay respects.
Both facts. Anything else you need cleared up, Paco?
Yep, and now they're trying to put the genie back in the bottle
Even the juice didn't help, lmao.
Don't listen to him, you already confirmed that you're white with that face pic you posted awhile back
You liked that, didn't you big boy.
When will these wrestlers learn...
Where do you get the streams for this? Same way for NFL games?
no idea what you mean by this ufc is still promoting wmma and the nba is still promoting basketball
She gadooshed everyone instantly which gives her and aura of invincibility and people are thankful they didn’t have to sit through WMMA for too long. Her cocky attitude combined with the winning gave her a cult of personality
Ladd
Faber
Emmett
Turman
Vettori
ufc.tv
espn.com/plus
You're right.
Ronda has never been in a boring fight, even her last two fights were great.
Aspen
Urijah
Josh
Wellington
Marvin
Stools are for pussies, lmao.
>first names for all these literal whos
Get out, Jean Luc.
I'm a polite man, Esteban
I'll show you my stool
Where the fuck do they find these Kyrgyz cans, can't even outstrike a wrestler on the feet, can't grapple for shit.
Is tomorrow the worst card of all time? Not even exaggerating, it has to be.
>Tomorrow
el retardo
he's talking about the postlims
I could heem every here.
If you mean the card today, no. It's unironically great
>Nicco gets btfo on her return
>Faber gets btfo on his return
>Ryan "meme" Hall
>Ladd will secure a title shot
Lmao, that guy looks like an Asian version of Eddie Alvarez.
Every what? Every cock? Work on your english Mohammed
Mamma mia!!
>big guy bullying little guy
Fucking cutbabies
>Germaine
>Simon
>Emmet
>Roberson
>Vettori
what are you guys watching
new thread when
I will make one in 5 minutes if nobody else does
These Kyrgyz cans can't grapple for shit. Literally every single one of them. They've gone 4-0 against Abdulmanap' school of MMA.
Also, love how the organizers just blast rock music during fights.
>They've gone 4-0 against Abdulmanap' school of MMA.
I mean 0-4, Kyrgyz fighters haven't won shit.
what is this
some mma simulator
you can feel like dana
...
that's exactly what I want, can't find it online though?
>guten Morgen, amigo