Eternal Arsenal Thread

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Reminder that this is arsenal’s top transfer target. Absolute state

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MUST BE NICE

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We don't shame medical conditions around here lad.

>even teams with fucking transfer bans are making more actual signings than arsenal

i feel sick to my stomach

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/arse/ mass suicide at jewmaican's when?

Emery is going to finish lower than Stewart Houston. I hope everyone's prepared.

guys, do you think if arsenal fans committed mass suicide it could put pressure on the club to make some transfers?
it's not that bad idea
could you at least try?
worst case scenario the world is a better place but no new players

Give Rams back dick!

Soon I hope, would be nice to have company

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>getting cucked in signings again

Why did I choose to follow this team?

>Chosing to follow arsenal
Holy shit unironically get off Yea Forums, stop watching football, and wash your dick

Liverpool haven't signed anyone

Probably because he shoots a lot and attempts a lot of high risk passes that don't come off. He's still a technically gifted player. Also if you're a big club, may as well spend more money on a player who you think is more fitting or could coach more. He did reject a move to Sevilla

>Probably because he shoots a lot and attempts a lot of high risk passes that don't come off
So did Cristiano ronaldo. The audacity to try is what changes game. So much better than Mohamed El Sideways Neny.

>Also if you're a big club, may as well spend more money on a player who you think is more fitting or could coach more
But arsenal is not a /bigclub/ anymore. Never was honestly. Arsenal never just swoop in and buy top class player. Even the invincibles team were assembled among refurb rejects like Henry. The only top signing during the invincible days was Sol Campbell.

How will Liverpool ever recover?

>arsenal's not a big club
I agree. I was using that statement as to why no big clubs are in for him. Why arsenal aren't when they can't secure Zaha, seemingly Malcom, or literally anyone else is beyond me.

>not enough cash to buy good players
>refuse to sell deadwood

for me, it's Bolingoli-Mbombo

It all so tiresome.

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ozil

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feel bad man

not in a good place right now

Why no Ziyech?

Mahrez proved that skinny technical 5'8 manlet can thrive in English footbal

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agree, he's the sort of player we really could do with. there's hardly any creativity in the side but instead we have an obsession with garbage nigs and pacenig wingers like it's the 1990s

Pacey black man also peak early and drop off when they are 29, just look at Ashley Young, Ashley Cole, Walcott, Ox, etc. Unless they're high football IQ like Drogba and Eto'o who can adapt their game into a tap in merchant. Zaha only had 2-3 good years left in him before turning into the next Ox

he is a mental midget, always has been always will be, like many in this thread
>b-but last season
was his peak, he will never find that consistency again for the rest of his career

>like many in this thread
You mean like all current Arsenal players? He'll fit right in with the mental midgetry.

>he will never find that consistency again for the rest of his career
He has been consistent for years. The only fair argument was it was Dutch cheesemaker league

E’bola click-click is me fave player

No
Good idea
No

What could have been if he stayed

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I forgot why he got dropped

he's not really that good but he would walk into the current team

I miss what we were bros. Somewhere, I still believe. Can I get a "fuck Kroenke" for moral support? Thx.

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fuck Kroenke

Fuck Kroenkike

If Arsenal continue down this path, how much longer before Stan sells the club? Not even a gooner, but I hate seeing such a historic club capitulate in the way they have.

always rated him

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incoming own goal

what the hell is going on guys? why is Mustafi Ozil, Jenkinson, etc. all on the pre season tour? What is this shit show? I'm not going to waste one single minute watching matches next season enough is enough

Why aren't Arsenal in for Longstaff?

Who did you think would buy Ozil?

china, usa, or loan him out to clubs like Roma, Inter, Bayer Leverkusen and pay 70% of his wage, idk...just ship him out ffs.

nobody wants a guy who walks off the pitch when the team is losing in an europa league final with 15 minutes more to go
nobody wants a guy who lets defenders run past him and then blames the gk

would be easier if one of you burgers become a martyr for the club
you have guns don’t you

Theryre laughing at us again

how are Chelsea signing players??

and it will continue for years to come

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Kovacic was on loan there last season so he was already registered as part of their squad.

He was Mustafi-tier.

>In recent hours, #AFC have a tabled a bid in the region of €80m for Nicolas Pepe according to @TF1 information.

Who the fuck comes up with this shit

as if

youtube.com/watch?v=v2Pfz-Oy6Ec

would any of you lads like to support my Lascelles agenda?

He’d be an upgrade on Mustafi.
I’ve mentioned him as a potential signing in the past.

David Ornstein

@bbcsport_david

Sources tell @BBCSport Arsenal have not submitted a bid for Lille forward Nicolas Pepe and do not have the level of money being reported (€80m) to sign the Ivory Coast international this summer #LOSC #AFC

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I've been saying it since Newcastle last got relegated but it doesn't seem like many people have thought about him as a potential signing

he didn't have to do this

shocking stuff

why is it the only concrete updates we get on situations are ones to confirm that we didn't do X or Y that would make us happy

joke club

The player's agent who desperately want to move him into another club after his pitiful AFCON and the fact that nobody rates the French league.

not in a good place right now

Does his agent not have access to the internet? Everyone and their mother knows we're skint

same

i just feel sad

waking up knowing nothing will change is a tough nut to swallow (no homo)

80m bid doesn't mean all in one go, we could afford 80m if we structured it in instalments

This is Arsenal. It would be installments over the next 60 years

Teams can split payments over the course of years or appearances
£80m could easily be made as £40m upfront with £20m p/y over the next 2 summer windows, the deal will probably end up costing nearer to £90m though with all the bonuses teams like to throw around.

i fucking hate this club

ON ^TOP

>yfw no breaking transfer news

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banter club

T b h Nelson and Chambers are jile new signings

Takuma Asano LANS

Exclusive Scottish Sun: ARSENAL have made a record-breaking £25m bid for Kieran Tierney.

finally, i thought >we were going to miss the classic buying of an injured player

Sky Sport News: Arsenal have made an improved offer in the region of £25m for Celtic left-back Kieran Tierney,

>three left backs
>no wingers

Why can’t Kola play as a winger? He can’t defend so he may as well play there.

Because he’s a muslim shitter MUSLIM SHITTERS OUT

Any Turk synergy updates?

don’t encourage the leaf autism m8

because he can't do anything else either except run in a straight line

>no wingers

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This image sums it all up.

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That's what a winger does you big bitch.

Tamsin Grieg (in Black Books) is my guilty wank

>tf
>tp

David Ornstein Retweeted

Chris McLaughlin

Verified account

@BBCchrismclaug

#Arsenal back in for #Celtic defender Kieran Tierney. Latest offer understood to be in region of £25million.

I really hate dt, sometime I want us to get humilliated just so he has nothing to be happy about

Obviously Emery has admitted defeat in the face of the abject failure that was his pathetic attempt at putting together a MUTT system, so he is now entirely focused on reinforcing the TURK synergy within the team and will only look for players that are either TURK symbiotic or at least possess a high potential for symbiosis.

These are very exciting times indeed as we may be on the verge of a new TURK GOLDEN AGE

this is becoming annoying

>becoming

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Reliable @globoesportecom: Arsenal and enquired about Everton Soares and will make an offer for him

banter club

>becoming
this one seems a bit gay to be honest with you lad

its not, trust me

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I trust you fren

>Kieran Tierney
Literally Arsenal's one-man race, and they still cant do it properly. Hell, it's a no name player.

I like how the club is desperate to let everyone know they don't have any fucking money.

Everton Soares claims he has an offer but his team deny receiving an offer for him. Arsenal the club interested and Edu initiated contact with the player/his camp during the Copa America.

He looked quality during the Copa America. Would probs be available for £30m.

gonna have meltdown season like 2015/16 chelsea

I keep accidentally reading Canada's post s then I see the words turk or mutt and regret it

there’s never been a single post made by a leaf on any board of merit

Everyone here talk about Turk and Mutt, but what about the Wakanda Initiative?

Arsenal claim their glory by relying on gigachadniggas like Viera, Toure, Campbell and Henry

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Finally the jewing stops

Fuck DT, the guy who was mocking him after the Europa League Final was right. He talks big about the club being fucked and fans having to do more and stop putting up with it but he doesn't do any better than anyone else.

Same. I just filtered all leafs to avoid the pain

NO to brazilian meme players.

edu OUT

Just play Monreal at centre half

phimo?

wonder what new team we'll buy with 25m

>Why no Ziyech?
He's not black enough

>a record-breaking £25m bid
that's not funny

for Celtic

twitter.com/Arsenal/status/1150343176189693952

how is the arsenal transfer budget less than spurs?

joke club

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>It's a Arsenal fails to buy players because they decline to pay 3-5M more

every fucking transfer window

Apparently >we are in for Pepe, 80m, dunno where the money is coming from or the rumor for that matter

>80m
Sweetie...

>80m,
are we going to sell a few of our fans' kidneys ?

Did you read my post in its entirety or are you too dumb to understand

Circus of a football club, absolutely shameful

Just make Man City your second team and all the pain will go away.

>post rumour about arse making 80m transfer
>calls others dumb
sweetie...

not in a good place right now

haven’t been since 07

David Ornstein


@bbcsport_david


Arsenal’s latest bid was submitted to Celtic on Friday and Kieran Tierney is keen for the move to happen. It is complicated by the breakdown and nature of the instalments Arsenal are proposing - but there remains optimism that the transfer will be completed #AFC #CelticFC

a bunch of nothing

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been banned for 3 days because of a "what went wrong with Yea Forums" thread

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Are Arsenal the DSP of football clubs?

How could we even compete when Lewis Dunk costs more than our entire transfer budget?

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>Self sufficient club

LMAO!!

I love watching videos of DSP, infact i'm a dsp tries it video right now

is this what competing with Bayern Munich is supposed to be like?

Bundesliga academies produce players, Arsenal don't

Inflated sales are ruining the beautiful game. Thanks PSG,barcelona,real Madrid, among others.

Not really, poaching players from weaker clubs is what ruins the game, now if you want to do that you can pay premium or fuck off and product your own players

Celtic have rejected 2nd Arsenal bid.

>Herald of Scotland

The £25m is the third bid, isn’t it?

The Herald: #AFC offer would ultimately have hit the £25m mark through appearance based-add ons but Celtic are unwilling to accept a staggered payment without an original offer which matches their valuation for Tierney.

Celtic have only rejected one bid from Arsenal (£15m).

Evening Times: #AFC remain well short of Celtic's asking price for prized asset Kieran Tierney despite improving on their opening £15m bid. Arsenal board know for certain that Celtic are comfortable holding out for £25m.

When will another team meet Celtic's price and beat Arsenal to his signature? It just seems inevitable.

This is exactly what they want, the whole "we tried" approach.

what a fucking joke

well at least they didn't ask what we're smoking over at the emirates this time

So without top 4 we are the size of a bottom 10 club

Imagine without Europa how poor we would be lol

Oh wait we don't need to imagine, just wait until nezt year!

bar far the best team
that the world has ever seen ;_;

you should thank the arsenal board for milking the club dry

Dead thread
Dead transfer window
Dead team prospects

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and yet we are still alive

wish i was dead too

KROOOOOOOOOEEEEEENNNNKE

WENGER IN

lol

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Real question.
What player do you like in this current squad?
The team doesn't play good football and has almost no chance a winning a title.
Nobody forces you to watch this shitshow.

ozil

muslim shitters OUT

Exclusive Scottish Sun: CELTIC have rejected Arsenal’s £25m bid for Kieran Tierney. But SunSport understands Celtic have told them that they won’t accept the proposed structure of the £25m deal. Arsenal’s total bid included add-ons.

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reckon we should pool some money to hire a hit on Kroenke

Wenger IN

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your clubs a corporation, fuck off
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

I like Leno and Rams...nevermind

I have long given hope for any trophies other than the odd FA cup here and there.

I'm following arsenal just for the big games, in case >we could upset the Manchester teams, Liverpool and for the London derby. Also schadenfreude for how Arsenal could capitulate and getting slapped by Burnley

lacazette
some of the yoofs

/r/gunners is the reason I stopped supporting arsenal

As an Ajax lifelong I agree. He's definitely a good player but will 100% adopt the toxic loser mentality that has been at Arsenal for years.

Why isn't arsenal going after fekir

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Lacazette should be sold

Everyone should be sold.

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Too expensive

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Imagine Unai emery realising Sevilla was actually a richer club than arsenal wtf

Fuck being poor, guys
I want Arsenal to win something, is it too much to ask?!

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t.Stan

>I'm following arsenal just for the big games, in case >we could upset the Manchester teams, Liverpool
I don't remember the last time we won a game in the north-west

Auba should be sold

Another day, another deep dive into depression. Thanks Arsenal

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How are you lads holding out? What's arsenal up to this summer.

You know..I'm starting to think that /arse/ should make the transition to /r9k/ plenty of feels threads and stuff.

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I tried cutting but couldn't go through with it, so instead i'm jogging every night to torture myself more because i deserve it for supporting this joke club

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>nothing even have 1000 retweets or likes
>thinking a 70 year old boomer cares about twitter
>other teams fans mocking it already

REEEEEEEEEEE

this is just an even shitter version of man united customers unfollowing the club a couple weeks ago and that did fuck all.

>kronke pls respond

the absolute state of this /bigclub/

why do you share this? doesn't the football world have enough reasons to mock us already?

An aide hands the letter over to Kroenke

KROENKE: What's this?

AIDE: It's a letter from the supporters of Arsenal Football Club, in England, sir.

KROENKE: I didn't know they had football in England.

AIDE: They do, we just call it soccer, sir.

KROENKE: Oh nice, I actually own a soccer team, did you know that?

AIDE: I did sir, this is a letter from that team's fans.

Kroenke reads the letter

KROENKE: What is the Champions League?

AIDE: It's the best European club competition, we said that we aimed to win it in the next few years, sir.

KROENKE: I said that?

AIDE: You did, sir.

Kroenke continues to scan the document

KROENKE: Wait, what's this name here?

He points at one of the signatories

AIDE: Highbury Squad, sir.

KROENKE: No, the one below that.

AIDE: Hugh Wizzy, sir.

KROENKE: Wait, is he the wet wipe who cried in the middle of Central London when we didn't sign anyone?

AIDE: Yes, sir.

KROENKE: I loved that video. Yeah, throw this in the bin, let me know when he's crying in a Sports Direct.

got a link to the hugh wizzy cry vid?

gonna fap and go back to sleep, doubt i'll be missing out on any transfer news

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>Yea Forums is laughing at us again

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Dead knee.

Ainsley because he looks like Michael Jordan. Eddie. And Hector. That's literally it. There's a small group that I feel indifferent towards, but the majority can Chapecoense themselves.

So what? It's just fans of smaller clubs bitching about other fans not knowing how good they have it compared to their shit situation, which is ironic, because there always are clubs that are even lower who'd love to be in their position.

And that's not even considering fans of clubs that don't exist anymore.

This, he really is something different, the most selfless footballer i have ever seen.

Our protests are about as pathetic as our attempts to sign players.

Honestly, while I don't really like it myself, they should've sought out getting AFTV's signature if they gave a shit about genuine change seeing as they speak for a vocal and loyal section of the fanbase. Besides She Wore is more cancerous in his general behaviour than even DT.

>Besides She Wore is more cancerous in his general behaviour than even DT
Quick rundown?

having le grove there is laughable

Lads should I book a hotel room in Poland for the Europa League final next year? Might as well do it now while it will be cheap.

>Arsenal have matched Tottenham's offer for William Saliba [RMCsport]
Not happy about this, let the shitter go

This, if he was any good other bigger clubs would be chasing him.

Been a while now so can't remember specific cases but he'd pick fights with people all the time.
Usually people started shit because he's shameless in selling merch which is easily ignorable imo but I think he went on to dox someone if I remember.

Leno
Aubameyang
Maitland Niles

Jenko

>only signing this season will be a Leltic player
>lol sorry guys but at least we tried xD
this club, can’t someone shoot Kroenke ?

based he better get another 5 year deal

>WAAAH why can't we violate financial fair play rules
>WAAH why can't we have arab blood money sugardaddy
Kroenke might not put any dime into the club, but he also doesn't take out any dime. If you want more transfer money, you need to buy more merch and generate more income as customers.

>woke up
>still no signings

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Sevilla signed another one. This now makes 9 signings for them this summer.

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Someone post that graphic about club expenses and revenues, what you're saying is false, there should be more money available for transfers

nice try kroenke

would we realistically win a one-off match against sevilla on a neutral ground?

give me the truth lads don't spare me

>but he also doesn't take out any dime
Not strictly true. it's not a massive amount of money but they've been paying themselves a couple million pounds per season in consultancy fees.

Why isn't /arse/ signing the open letter?

It's not radical enough for us. For one, the letter makes no reference to banning anime.

Why would you want to ban the only source of joy we have left?

>would we realistically win a one-off match against sevilla on a neutral ground?
it would have been a draw and a loss after pens

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I did this with real madrid years ago, recommended for arsenal fans

Fox Sport Brazil: Arsenal have sent a doctor for Everton Soares Medical. Arsenal look to be close to signing the striker.


pinch of salt

>leno
>auba laca
Would always buy one of them on fifa saves, buy laca in fm saves
>youngsters until they hit their peak and/or get sold for peanuts

Why would we send doctors there and not use our facilities? Also we have just bought another Brazilian winger sounds like bs

youtube.com/watch?v=fMdzzit4wxU

I’m guessing Martinelli isn’t ready and will probably be sent on loan.
Another ‘promising talent’ who will never make it to the first team and will leave on the cheap.
Why Arsenal are so set on using established players when they have no money to buy them is really baffling.

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This would be a huge signing for us.

You're a hunter yourself, prove your skillz.

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hope you lot signed up

-------------------Aubamayeng
Everton-----------Ozil-----------------Martinelli
---------------Xhaka--Torreira
Kolasinac-----------------------------Bellerin
--------------Sokratis--Mustafi
------------------------Leno

I'm sick of hearing "But higher ups don't think he will fit into the kind of system Arsenal have/are working towards". Change the fucking system then, it obviously ain't working. As an aside, who else early evening drunk?

I really hope this Dani Alves speculation isn't bullshit. He's miles better than Bellerin

Bellerin is highly overrated.

Alves is too good for us, also wages too high

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its up

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what a waste of time and energy
not like >we aint gonna sign anyone, they already have a few things in motion, so they will sign the 3 players they thought and call it there, explaining to the fans how they actually did it for them and you fucking idiots will buy it as every other season they shut you up, like the Suarez loan this winter lmao

screencap this: 50m spent + 30-40 in addons and they were counting on it since day one

>people think Kroenke would give a shit about something that doesn't concern money

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Plus a cheeky loan

Fucking idiots every time i swear, what kind of sense you think you can talk to every factory owner with underpaid workers?

Reminder that Arsenal is buying Malcom, Everton and Dani Alves in this window.

Nerman next
I mean after that letter, id crack the "warchest"...

The Chad Edu
The Virgin Emery

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At least Emery's sorted his teeth out

Is emery a manlet or is Edu taller then I remember?

Glory and banter hunters in 3rd world country honestly contribute nothing to the club. You guys buy chinese knockoff jersey and merch. Maybe pay the £16 ticket price once or twice in a lifetime. You are part of the problem Ahmed

ok Stan

The Old Fraud should have been sacked in 2011 and probably should have walked in 2008.

Sadly, Stan being 100% owner now means we are perma-fucked. Emery is on a hiding to nothing.

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Occasional reminder.

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>he's wearing a Rams shirt
STAN AND EDU
OOOUUUUTTTTT

autism

Relegation tier

Does the pain ever stop

That's Josh Kroenke you mugs.

How come AFTV are being snubbed? Are these Arsenal bloggers just jealous of their success?

yes but there’s only one way out

Fucking thought the friendly against Colorado Rapids was 2pm, not 2am.

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Had to stop playing at 14 because of this. Did 450 physio sessions and it still hurts to this day, to the point I can't play at all, not even a casual FUTSAL with the bros.

Arse really need more bodies on that physio table, hopefully it gets done soon.

He has 15 IQ dribbling ability, just relies on bulldozing over opposing fullbacks but any right back worth a cumshot knows how to deal with a winger like kolasinac

Napoli bidding for Tierney

Death Grips

Monreal “I belong at Arsenal. I have a contract and my idea is to continue playing for them”

Monreal gets no respect
especially from the special needs kids in these threads

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Anyone know of a stream for the game tonight?

no

He is at best a rotational or back up player though, even with this shit squad.

#KroenkeOut

he’s shit
get rid of him

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team for tonight

>Jenkinson
good god

blimey

where do we finish this season lads ?

as it stands? 6-8

i mean we suck, but so do united and chelsea

yes, Hazard is gone and Lampard is in charge, but Chelsea still has the same core players that were part of that humiliating victory in Baku.

United are spending like there's no tomorrow. Even if they are a mediocre team, there is no way they don't find a combination of players that will be effective against one of the dodgiest backlines in the league, and that's assuming everyone on that backline stays healthy.

Martinelli aside, no reinforcements have arrived, especially for a defense that is aging and has dodgy squad players. Only 3 players of some significance have left, but the ones that remain have been mediocre barring a select few. And it doesn't help that the supposed crown jewel of the midfield is a shadow of his former self, along with having no productive and contributing wingers or midfielders to easy the attacking load and maintain possession.

you're also forgetting that it's not just United and Chelsea anymore. The top 6 is opening up to several other clubs that have proven they can and will compete. Arsenal is stagnating while everyone else progresses, and if this rate continues, it'll be only a matter of a couple of seasons before Arsenal are perennial midtable fodder.

Blame Kroenke all you want, but Wenger and company are the ones who did the real damage. Years of stagnation and stubbornness have cost this club its immediate future and who knows where this is going now. We're 3 seasons removed from a top 4 finish - a second place finish mind you - and it doesn't seem like there's any sign of coming close to that again

anyone got the stream?

bfst.to/play/soccer-14.php
here you go la

olweb.tv/premier-sports

thanks

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Chelsea still has Willian, Pedro, Barkley that way better than sitter in our squad like Iwogbi, Elneny, Xhaka

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he's shit

why did you name the shit Chelsea players?

Wtf why are our shirt numbers yellow?

Looks hideous, not sure why they are yellow.

those shit players would improve our squad, i'm sick watching Xhaka and Iwogbi keep making stupid mistake

>Ozil and Mustafi warming up
Fuck, they are going to stay, aren't there

Not sure about this guy, seems like a really selfish, team disrupting sort of player. Would much rather have some hard working, good short passing, Zyech- type winger. Don't need another sanshit constantly off on solo missions.

He only really seems selfish in the National Team, since he's trying to prove a point and not be benched by Neymar forever and I don't think he's a team disrupting sort of player either.
He is certainly hard-working though, but I'd still take Ziyech over him tbf since he's CL proven and all.

>the state of colorado rapids

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Probably the only person at the club fit to be captain now. It's shocking.

yeah, i admit that i only ever saw him at the copa, so you reckon there is actually any chance of him joining arse?

7th-10th

I don't know dude, I feel like it's just Edu recommending some players/people linking us with Brazilian players because of Edu.
Wouldn't trust it that much.

youtube.com/watch?v=u06qhRBWcLE

Crying starts about 4 minutes in

top lol

Based

Scored on his debut :]

who did la the hue?

Yeah, Martinelli.

Fucking GOAT it’s time lads

I can't believe Wenger renewed Jenko's contract, he's barely league 1 level

Same could be said about ozil

Glad to know this team still can't defend for shit

Not all MLS teams are this bad.
Rapids have been consistently the shittiest team in the league year after year.
Guess what they have in common with Arsenal?

Lacashit to Atleti when?

>people cheering for Ozil
Yikes

Ok yeah, sell Lacazette this instant

Looks like it's a preview for the new away kit.

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Kola is trash

Nice shoes. Ozil really has a highly developed sense of fashion.

really hope jenks is starter when the season begins

Cant believe its an MLS game and Ozil STILL manages to be invisible

Saka IN

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KEK WILLS IT

remember that time Sanogo scored like 4 goals in the emirates cup?

was the end of an amazing summer

>models his game on penaldo
>scores tap in with his chest

Future GOAT

Lads, I was going to get a new shirt for the season, and was originally planning on getting a koscielny one. I guess that’s not gonna happen, so I’m now instead considering either Kolasinac or Xhaka. Thoughts?

based

>the state of MLS goalkeepers

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The piss numbers really do look weird

thoughts?

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not strong enough for EPL top6

Literallly who to all

I believe in Chambers.

the guy "defending" number 60 is a retard

Tierney has agreed to join Napoli for just over £30m.
Watch this space.

lads I got a bad feeling about this season
We have literally no excuse not to finish top 4. United and Chelsea are currently basket cases and we've paid a shitton for players like auba and Ozil, our captain has abandoned the team and we're not making signings we desperately need in defense
I could see us getting to mid table by December and the blame getting put on emery, who gets sacked while we're stuck with a shit board and shit owner
Fuck kroenke

>watch the highlights of the game
>first half
>youth team created chance after chance
>could have scored 5 goals if they wanted
>second half
>first team comes on
>Colorado creates chance after chance
>only noteworthy highlights of Arsenal are Lacas miss from 5 meters and Aubas shot into the earth's outer area
#InLjungbergWeTrust

>West ham agree fee with Frankfurt for Haller

MUST
U
S
T

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I wish I was a Newcastle fan.

The first team is missing the Nigerian Menace Iwobi

Sebastian Haller is travelling to West Ham for a medical to seal a transfer worth up to £45m. It would be a club record for the Hammers.

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Arsenal are open to letting Laurent Koscielny leave the club provided their valuation is met, Sky Sports News understands

Is ceballos any good

We'll see when he plays for Spurs

Arsenal are buying him

Favourite all-time Arsenal sponsor?

For me, it's JVC

lol

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>17 hrs since MrArsenicTM's last tweet

just

Between JVC and Dreamcast.

O2

>midtable clubs spending 40-50mil for fun
>we STILL haggling 25mil transfer fee
this season gonna be ogre

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Where’s all the money gone?

Ozils wages

Wtf

Sorry lads I’m gonna support spurs instead

>Arsenal should sell Mesut Ozil and buy Hakim Ziyech 'for half the price' from Ajax says Dutch club's own technical director Marc Overmars

Overmars is redpilled

WHERE HAVE ALL THE MONEY GONE
LONG TIME PASSING
WHERE HAVE ALL THE MONEY GONE
A LONG TIME AGO
WHERE HAVE ALL THE MONEY
GONE TO KROENKE EVERYONE
WHEN WILL WE EVER LEARN, WHEN WILL WE EVER LEARN
WHERE HAVE KROENKE'S MONEY GONE
LONG TIME PASSING
WHERE HAVE KROENKE'S MONEY GONE
A LONG TIME AGO
WHERE HAVE KROENKE'S MONEY GONE
GONE TO HIS STADIUMS AND FAT POCKETS EVERYONE
WHEN WILL WE EVER LEARN, WHEN WILL WE EVER LEARN

Thats the new Slipknot song?

>only club in the top 6 that had zero (0) investment from his owner
>prices are skyrocketing every year with no end in sight
>even Noggubu from the third french devision is now worth tens of millions
>basically every club in the premiership can spend freely what they want - apart from Arsenal
what’s the point of watching Arsenal? It will just get worse until the club are either relegated or sold.

youtube.com/watch?v=1y2SIIeqy34

>Libtard zoomers Triggered over /BRUISED BANANA/
LMAO

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youtube.com/watch?v=c_AJY0dJV04

pmsl, bet they're not even Neo-Nazis, absolute cucks desu

classic danish pastry

LMAO
based adidas triggering faggots

Scottish Express [Exclusive]: #AFC set to submit their third and final offer for Kieran Tierney. Celtic were unhappy with the way the previous bid was structured and demand the bulk of £25m upfront + guaranteed add-ons + inserting a sell-on clause.


Scottish Express [Exclusive]: The lifelong Hoops fan would only consider a move away if the club were to come to him and inform him they had accepted an offer


Scottish Express [Exclusive]: #AFC see Tierney as a long-term replacement for Monreal & Unai Emery is a big admirer of the Scotland star. However, Emery has other targets and if there is no light at the end of the tunnel then he will likely look elsewhere if next bid got rejected

WE'RE SKINT AND WE'RE FUCKING SHIT
WE'RE SKINT AND WE'RE FUCKING SHIT
WE'RE SKINT AND WE'RE FUCKING SHIT
WE'RE SKIIINT AND WE'RE FUCKING SHIIIIT

>However, Emery has other targets and if there is no light at the end of the tunnel then he will likely look elsewhere if next bid got rejected

this is how it's gonna go

We'll probably let Kos go, force Monreal into central defense, and buy the Scottish faggot.
BY FAR THE GREATEST TEAM

was there any need to use the f-word here? not cool dude

I'd honestly rather have no new players than to have a bunch of players who don't have Turk symbiosis.

You are right, not the best team by FAR

Good point abi.

>"We can't do anything about what clubs do in England," he said.
>"£50m for Wan-Bissaka is a lot of money and we feel that Kieran is a far more experienced and rounded full-back at this juncture in his career.
>"He's an asset for us and we do have a value for the player and we rate the player very highly.
>"So disrespectful is the wrong word but we're certainly not going to be pushed over in any negotiations and we're in a very strong position with regards to a number of our assets in the team.
>"The club's valuation of Kieran has not been met and until then we don't have a discussion."
>He's a great player, a great talent," added Lennon. "At 22, he's already achieved a hell of a lot and he has so much more to give to the game.
>"He's our player. He's on a long-term contract. While it's a backhanded compliment for all the hard work people here have done over the years with Kieran, we don't want him to go.

MARCA: Arsenal insisting on Ceballos and have made a 1 year offer. They will pay his salary in full. Arsenal want to close the signing quickly

Mundo Deportivo: Ceballos on the verge of joining Arsenal

>loaning a CM
>Kosc want to leave
>Mustafi still at the club

On loan

Ohhh I got confused at the low time scale. A fucking loan???

imagine having a smaller transfer budger than west ham

please understand

>David Ornstein @bbcsport_david 16 Jul hearing that Kronke will be increasing Arsenal FC budget after fan uproar

Bullshit

Bullshit

Bullshit

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>ceballos

yeah I'm thinking arseanal has a bunch of retards running the club. ABSOLUTE STATE of irrelevancy this clubb has become. this is all on the supporters, who buys their shit merchandise every year and who pays for the tickets. I hope you know that you contribute to a bunch of nobodies like ceballos to afford lamborghinis every single month.

Everton from Gremio when?

why are her eyes so different

Redpill me on ceballos. If he is good and hungry I dont mind the loan

UOL] Arsenal are believed to have agreed a deal to sign Everton, with club doctors said to be travelling to Brazil to conduct a medical with the player. The deal is worth an estimated €28m + €12m add-ons

based kroenke always rated him

bullshit

how good is this macaco?

>The X-Files: I Want to Believe

R-reddit says its the m-most reliable Brazilian source

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Nothing but usual corporate fluff asking for time (so fans will eventually forget)

it's fucking nothing

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so what about malcom?

Denis Suarez, the real madrid version

>"No, fuck off, we're not giving you any more money"

Summed it up if you can't be bothered reading it.

>We'll keep pocketing the clubs money with passion!

try to stay positive lads, stop being so negative

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so many rich amerijews out there and >we get the worst owner possible.

Being an arsenal bandwagoner it's suffering ;;

If this is the lineup we get after the summer I will buy a kit with Jewmaican on the back and take a pic with it at the emirates

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dumb spic, nothing can be worse than Xhaka in midfield he costs us over 10 points a season. uefalona cuck, fuck off with your scummy trash club

tldr?

>make fantasy lineup we’re never gonna have
>keep mkhitaryan as a starter
???

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Leno
Gary Cahill - Sokratis - Holding
Bellerin - Xhaka - Torreira - Tierney
Aubameyang - Zaha

>May North London forever be Red...
pretty cringe desu

>unironically thinking we're getting Tierney.

>unironically believing Arsenal are going to purchase anyone
must be your first time around with Emery

>Josh Kroenke’s message to the fans for the remainder of the transfer window: “I would say ‘be excited’. There are a few things that I know our group are working on, and a few things we hopefully have on the doorstep.”

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>doubt.bmp

>those defensive ratings

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Never done this fifa ultimate team shit but checked Mustafi for shits and giggles
>82

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Give Alves whatever he wants ffs

Should, SHOULD be better then Lichtsteiner.

he was on around 400k/w at PSG

If Tierney and/or Saliba falls through there's still no excuse. Why haven't we bought at least one defender yet even if they're young/ low profile/ not that good. Literally dozens of inexpensive defenders would be better than mustafi kolasinac and (in my opinion) bellerin. Fuck, just use the peanuts we got for Ospina. Anything!

No, no, no. Ageing shitters has been the downfall of this club for years

Yeah but no one usgoing to give him psg money at this point

I would respect him more if he just said
>we own the club, we do what ever the fuck we want with it! kys
Because that is exactly what's going on.

I don't even care about this tbqh. The questions they were asking him on the Arsenal website interview were the worst part.

I'll say it again, the pathetic spineless staff in the rest of the club are the reason we're a laughing stock. Otherwise we'd be a respectable team with a shit owner.

I hate that I agree when he says that the club needs a period of stability for now. It's just that I don't believe we're going to make a return to the top. I think we'll fail due to poor choice of staff, injuries, bad luck regarding the other results in a premier league season or whatever.

What reason is there to have hope?

The thing is, I bet 90% of the squad are embarrassed to play for Arsenal. And that is absolutely tragic

I bet 90% of our fans are embarrassed to support Arsenal.

I’ve been embarrassed since Arse stopped getting champions league.

I've been embarassed by CL performances
I would hate it if this current team and staff gets to play CL, EL is more affordable at the moment, they can probably make it to the semis

yeah getting smashed by Chelsea in the final felt really good, I’d rather lose 10-2 against actual good teams and take home the CL money

Big news at midnight lads

Ornstein has gone, lads its over

Hello is this /nosignings/

>buying the wrong Everton

New: I understand the BBC’s top football journalist @bbcsport_david has resigned from the BBC.

Per two sources, Ornstein joining US-sporting website The Athletic. Huge signing.

End of an era

>He was so embarrassed reporting on Arsenal he decided to leave

gonna have a cheeky nap before my jog later, hopefully we sign someone when i wake up :3

obviously he had gone for free

Arsenal strikes again

When is deadline day?

Bit late for a nap innit

This does confirm that KSE aren't as cold as we thought, everyone expected them to just ignore the open letter.

A-arsenal redemption arc?

It only confirms that they are a typical business who are financially driven.
The letter is a generic fluff piece that will try and appease supporters but they themselves will not actually do anything.

Saka, Chambers, and Nketiah are good. Everyone else is a nothingburger.

a bit hot for a nap

>biggest Arsenal-related transfer news of the summer is a BBC journalist is moving to a literal who paywall sports website

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Tierney
Everton
Saliba
Ceballos

would you be happy with this business? it seems to be the best we can hope for at the moment

no because ceballos would only be a loan and saliba wouldn't even be until next year. also i still don't see why we are willing to spend most of our budget on Tierney, Monreal and Kola aren't THAT bad and Kola is actually a huge attacking asset for us

Genuinely think Iwobi should be dropped as the starting LM/LW and just play Kola, train him to dribble better because he is by far our best crosser
Cunt literally only can dribble in a straight line though so this might be the worst idea ever, who knows

Is it even worth going to the pre-season match tomorrow against Bayern? Match is about 40 minutes away from me, but I have a very important exam at the end of the month. Go or No?

>and Kola is actually a huge attacking asset for us
see, having kola as an attacking asset is the problem, why? hes shit.

>kola
>because he is by far our best crosser
fuck off shitposter

so spending 4 hours out of your day means you may fail an exam in 2 weeks? seems highly unlikely, almost like you're looking for an excuse to fail

you just iwobi to channel is nigeria form

>will be a top player in a couple of years

>defender who can't defend
just convert him into a winger already

>>because he is by far our best crosser
his low driven crosses are accurate as hell, hes just not agile enough to get into positions where he can cross as much as a player like Trippier because he's, well, much shitter and plays for a shitter team. regardless, he provides a much better wide creative outlet than shitwobi

you dont watch the games. just in the baku final alone he had 3 chances to simply square it to one of our players for an easy tap in and he fluffed every single one

>so many rich amerijews out there and >we get the worst owner possible.
like the glazers are a dream
there are no good american owners

i am absolutely not denying this, he bottles crossing chances like most players in arsenal bottle positive plays. just saying that with the players right now and the system, do NOT play Kola as an LWB let alone LB. Prefer to see him in a role where his fat ass doesn't need to track back as much

>When is deadline day?
Last day of this month

Isn’t it last day of August

Lopetegui is the coach, easy win for anyone

you are a fucking faggot. Easy one of the best players in the squad, professional and fit to be captain

never too late and the hotter the better

also

Joke club

Not even Liverpoo fan but, keeping your rising star players like Salah & Mane who got seduced by richer teams with $100M 24/7 is as big as transfer itself.

Anyway, they will probably get Qtinho on loan & Mbappe. lol.

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It isn't

>implying

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imagine signing him over kante lmao

KEK

Whats wrong with his head?

we signed this guy instead of Kante, Kante even wanted to join us. Also, Kante cost 5 mill less

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>Not even from Stan
>His son Josh swoops in pretending to care
I'll be more convinced when his daddy says something, and some transfers get done.

>Fake Everton
kek

:/

>yfw Everton scores against Everton

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Somewhat, because we still need a CB for right now. Otherwise, the signings are solid. Ceballos stalls a CM issue for another year when maybe we will have money to deal with. Everton and Tierney are good. Saliba has >man mountain potential.

For a guy who's the highest paid defender at the club, Kola is shit.

then Theo scores to equalize

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Never though Wenger and Ornstein would leave before Jenko.

while jogging just now I saw a half blood moon eclipse lads

Arsenal are now awaiting Madrid's response, having made an offer to take Ceballos on Loan. Talks are advanced, the terms of the deal have been agreed, and all that is missing is the final OK from Madrid.

>Marca

£40M plus 1£. Nice increase.
Can trigger Suarez's clause now.

did you see any wildlife on your jog m8

is he even good, couldn't be arsed to watch Madrid last season.

Fuck knows, not even gonna watch a youtube highlight of him because i'm not convince of these rumours
didn't see shit desu

All I know is the U21 shit where he looked good. I didn't watch Madrid and he wasn't a regular starter there anyways

Make the new thread about all our signings

>signings
Edu doesn’t count so it’s just Martinelli

time to get excited about potential signings

new one lads

reads like "sorry you weren't the right candidate and didn't get the hob" corporate shit

>Dani Alves and William Saliba would chose Arsenal over other English clubs
Is Arsenal still a big club?

No other big club wants or needs alves. Saliba wants to use arsenal as a steppingstone club before joining a bigger one