/hoc/

sorry i've been reading an area 51 thread on Yea Forums otherwise I wouldn't have posted today

ayyyyyyyyyyyyy lmaoooooooooooooo

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i'll squeeze out the juice from those titties next

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unironically kys

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typical new york jew

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No one:

Absolutely no one:

Not a single soul:

/hoc/: >rags

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>black twitter memes
get out GET OUT GET OUT

i hate all of you fucking retards. i hate coming here every day. every passing day i slip more and more into an irreversible depression. so why the FUCK cant i leave

>The year is 2048
>they are now talking about banning slap shots

How will you end it all?

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>where would you go, after all?

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get a permaban

maybe it is you who is the fucking retard

start posting pizza, let the state sort you out

Because you can't wait to see what I'll post next

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Cricky world cup final this weekend.

YOU will be joining us right /hoc/?

YOU
CAN
NEVER
LEAVE
fighting it only makes it worse. accept it, accept all of /hoc/ for who and what they are, autists and all

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don't suspect ill make it that long

who and who

The rest of the internet sucks dude, trust me

what is the official /cric/ food to get fat with while watching games?

You and me

Butter chicken curry

literally just close the tab and don't come back
like how is this a problem
lmao

Rogan josh

even when im gaming i still have /hoc/ open on the other monitor

what will the /hoc/ nursing home look like decades from now?

start time? also, what kind of refreshments should I bring??

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piss, shit and garbage everywhere. just like today.

This land is your land This land is my land
From California to the New York island;
From the sunbelt shitholes to the snowbelt waaaters
This land was made for you and Me.

me on the rocking chair that's covered in 300+ fsjal stickers

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thanks, Woody..

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Girl in OPs picture looks so stupid with that on.

Biryani and papad

not if you died before then

Wellington (New Zealand - Wellington) Sunday, 14 July 2019 at 9:30:00 p.m. NZST UTC+12 hours

Los Angeles (USA - California) Sunday, 14 July 2019 at 2:30:00 a.m. PDT UTC-7 hours

New York (USA - New York) Sunday, 14 July 2019 at 5:30:00 a.m. EDT UTC-4 hours

New Orleans (USA - Louisiana) Sunday, 14 July 2019 at 4:30:00 a.m. CDT UTC-5 hours

Subban is a ______

millionaire

slightly cringy but ultimately respectable athlete

N

no thanks. i only get up that early to watch japanese wrestling.

we should start a facebook group

cric piled ngl x

It'll be on for about 5-8 hours so it'll probably be on later Sunday morning

here's your (you)

love a saag paneer and naan combo any cricket night. pair it with some lemon pickle and raw onion and it's fire bla x

it's totems time

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I am the admin for the /cric/ WhatsApp chat group AMA

if you're from the future what happens at midnight tonight?

no i mean who's playing

Me asleep, you sitting at your computer shitposting, still a virgin

ranch or blue cheese

New Zealand vs England.

Beat India and Australia respectively in the semis.

For hot wings? Blue cheese for me

Shut up shut UP SHUT THE HELL UP

hit a little too close to home

blue cheese or fuck your mother

it will have a bulletin board on the wall to remind us when to take our pills
And another reminder that the >laffs haven't wont the Stan Lee since 1967
Blinking avatar guy will be there, but he's blind
Ted is in a wheelchair with his bong in the bag on the back, double amputee due to Diabetes
Sam long gone, the first of the group to die i a rare glory hole accident
Bracket will still be making NHL playoff brackets, except he's senile and puts all different sports teams in
Finland is in an isolation room, he keeps trying to grab visitors children that visit
Canes fans all committed sudoku when Gary relocated the team to Hartford
Onion rings are served on Mondays and Fridays in the cafeteria
Sweden ruined the weekly bingo games by cheating, and is hated for being a narc when others slip out back for some DUDE

can't believe there are people who haven't chewed off their girl's pubes

this is the kind of thing I'd share if I were hypothetically part of any group ngl
youtu.be/2CLDms7SsVs

your mom shaves

CLEAN
YOUR
FUCKING
GRILL

>toilet water shorks guy still drinking toilet water
>dementia ted screaming 'I WANT TO CUM INSIDE KIPPERS'' at random hours of the night
>grease still hooked on cocaine rambling about communism and devlols
>jannies sucking dicks for nothing
>some old fag telling us he's got several more life experiences than us for the millionth time, still going on about his wife, salary, and that time he jumped off a boat in the ocean
>rags written all over walls of common area
>17 GAA user still telling us how close he was to play in the show
>binlan still cumming on children's panties and showing it to everyone

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these 12 hour days are killing me

i eat ass

save that money user

why are you gay

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>Blinking avatar guy will be there, but he's blind
>B.A.G.
this acronym I like

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why not both

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ive worked 12s for the past 5 years pussy

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pusy

Damn. I can see this actually happening

i want to invest but have no clue how so it just sits in a checking account
my only problem is trying to find the motivation to workout afterwards

workout early morning. it's the only way bla x

help me solve this lads
(these are different hockey systems and you need to find a pattern)

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at the very least put some in a tax free savings account if such a thing exists. tax free interest if it's just going to sit there.

talk to a financial adviser about investing. just do your research and make sure you use a credible bank.

you now remember Sandy McCarthy

nah you know it is easy to bypass. unless you permaban your phone ip range as well.
(i am not him btw)

I remember him hitting some nog in the head with his stick.

4 x

who are the bad guys

Getting all set to go for tonights Friday Night Football on TSN and ESPN+ between the Toronto Argonauts and The Winnipeg Blue Bombers!

7

England bla x

CFL died last year when Ricky Ray went down.

England of course

Pucks deep. Shots to the net. Play the body. Play a full 60 minutes. Simple as.

anybody go to wednesday's games?

thinking

about

big

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cricket? More like lick it (my balls)

Click it or ticket!

gonna be another beautiful summer evening lads

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impaired boating is still impaired driving

>rags

explain?

to the user from last thread: how was the AAA striploin?

My coach says go hard or go home.
I went home.

Skating is hard lads

L'alcool au volant c'est criminel, point final.

she's on the Q right now bud

wish i could sail the 7 seas

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nope. skating hard is hard.

on a great big clipper ship
going from this land here to that
in a sailor's suit and cap

cricket is a shit sport m8eys

right on guy

it's sort of like skiing, you just gotta mind your edges. you'll get the hang of it :^)

Pants are off

imagine wearing someone else's name

And the men who hold high places
Must be the ones who start
To mold new reality
Closer to the heart

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jerseys look more aesthetic with numbers on them (and it's more weird to put your own name on a jersey of a team you don't play for)

bless

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imagine seething over anime like this general does often

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youre team i's fucking TRASH

what if the player has the same last name as me

it's too fucking hot out

...

>like this general does often
????
/hoc/ is an anime general on an anime website, we love anime here

Yea Forums is garbage. fuck that board.

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esti de loser

I'VE
BEEN DENIED
ALL THE BEST
SHITPOST SEX

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imagine wearing #99 in a drop game with complete strangers.

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i know this feel lol

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bitches aint shit

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

just woke up

based depression user

>tfw wore a laine jersey to a devils penguins game

looking good m8, real consistent colour throughout. nice job

how shit is Toronto going to be this year, lads??
scale of 1-10

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>6pm

tavares levels

who here cfl stream?

7:05pm MST fir actually

usagoals.net

so not shit at all? nice

india levels

experts are saying somewhere between shit and fucking shit

thanks buddy

that remind me, I gotta watch some AFL, get some Hawthorne games in this year
go'damn

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no problem mr. digits

Argos getting btfo lmao

2018/19 >kangz levels

>laffs scored on in the first 5 minutes
LMAO

more like the Arblows

more like the arGAYS

lmoa

TSN is literally airing a gang rape on TV

argos are getting worked

i'm pretty sure Toronto is doing fine, even with a shitty leafegg team

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toronto more like SHITronto am i rite gayse?

what you wanna do for a perfect sear every time is brush a thin layer of maple syrup on both sides before you throw'r on. That's gonna seal that baby right up, and make the edges nice and sweet and crispy. I like to mix in a bit of S&P with the syrup before i brush it on.

for me, it was the 1994 cfl team, and one of the least successful cfl teams of all time, the las vegas posse

Will Sabres make playoffs

cfl has gone to shit since calvillo retired, change my mind

the fuck is that trophy? looks like shit compared to a stanley

Toronto more like..............

*adjusts suit jacket*
*clears throat*
*taps microphone*

MORONto

yes

weew

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the bombers might end their 30 year grey cup drought

hmmm. they need a better goalie, but they do have some nice parts. mojo is a good piece to use, and eichel is elevating his game even more. if the defense fixes its shit then maybe you make a wild card run.

HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKING

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imagine having a 30 year cup drought in a league with 9 teams

based

it's watchable and there's no NHL right now

Cringe

>toronto

OhnNOnNOnNO

TORONTO WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING

i'd rather bore my ass with baseball than canadian football

imagine sharing a city with the Jets

Xoronto argays

this is painful to watch

Nigga don’t even joke about that shit, if they moved the Bills to toronto I’m gonna fucking lose it

Based

Sabres are one of those franchises that can't develop players for shit, but gets away with it for some reason.

Baseball is only fun to watch during the world series IMO

Hockey is NOT for everyone

>The Posse started with wins over the Sacramento Gold Miners and Saskatchewan Roughriders, but things quickly went downhill. Part of the problem was lack of familiarity with the Canadian game. For instance, during a game against the B.C. Lions, Vanover signaled for a fair catch--not knowing that there is no fair catch in Canadian football. The ball rolled into the Posse end zone, and the Lions recovered it for a touchdown.
oh no no no haha

>if they moved the Bills to toronto

That meme idea is long dead, don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise. We don't want them. They failed years ago with their "home games" here.

schooners desu

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bout to DUDE it up in here

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surprisingly CFL rules used to be the same rules in the USA back in the late 1800s. USA changed the rules and Canada kept the old rules.

poor lad :(

NFL CFL merge when?

pretty sweet logo 2bh

82 days until we play neither playoff contending good, or play tankbowl bad, and we trade/sign more literal who boomers to retarded contracts as our best prospect in Hart get ruined because was brought in too early.
Why wont the cable company Jews sell my team like they did with the 76ers god dammit...

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i'm watching mls
breddy gud game rn

for me it is quads
youtube.com/watch?v=vVfr3PYtrks

T O U C H D O W N

>ywn be in hs again sharing dank memes in study hall

Hockey is for Jeremy

memes didn't exist in 2004 mate

fucking holy lmao

>Toronto

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could be worse. with a decent goaltender I think the flyers could make the yoffs

Eh theres a bigger gap lower pad side but I'd probably just snipe a cheeky wrister past her glove

what the fuck am i watching

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Because they need the sports shekels and more from their next (and bigger) investment to the Global E-Sport Phenomenon Overwatch! They were even cute enough to use the same colors as the hockey team they own too! Basically all I saying is if you are a rational hockey fan, and from Philly, just root for the Devils at this point.

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got the leaked script from gary lads. playoffs winners aren't solidified yet, but here are the regular season standings for next year

tampa bay lightning
boston bruins
montreal canadiens
florida panthers
toronto maple leafs
detroit red wings
buffalo sabres
ottawa senators

vegas golden knights
san jose sharks
calgary flames
anaheim ducks
arizona coyotes
vancouver canucks
edmonton oilers
los angeles kings

dallas stars
st louis blues
colorado avalanche
nashville predators
winnipeg jets
minnesota wild
chicago blackhawks

washington capitals
new york rangers
pittsburgh penguins
carolina hurricanes
new york islanders
new jersey devils
philadelphia flyers
columbus blue jackets

Im a bomber fan, and i feel awful for the agos lmao its a trainwreck.. you cant help but watch. 28 nothing already.

people still play the shit called overwatch? and people play unironic e-sport in an arena? fucking sad

no, we need to balkanize

Describe to me, in fine detail, how high you are
>
I will be letter grading your responses

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fuckyeah no playoffs
lottery here we come

who

not at all

when you fat fucks learn to play with 3 downs

I don't think it can get worse than this. Even a relocated Yotes team will have a better future than the Flyers will. Plus the moment Hart goes gold, he will be sold like the gold he his for literal shit picks since Fletcher is known for shit like that, and he goes well with the Flyers ownership mentality. Friends dont let Friends dont let let the Flyers do deals. -Tree

>people still play the shit called overwatch
not really
>people play unironic e-sport in an arena
sort of, blizz is doing their best to get it to catch on but nobody is buying it and it's all but dead

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>rags
>making playoffs
yeah with ryan strome at 2C and that defense and goaltending? pathetic

reminder that there is a bench left unlicked in nyc as we speak

Kaako gonna win a post season award

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Course the flyers are not the worst team, but not shit enough to get a good draft pick.

kakko is a bust. fucking f*nns are the most deceptive players known to man

And Comcast invested into a whole building for a game that will be dead before the building is open instead of fixing its Hockey team with that money.

why are there no fans watching the bombers play? aren't they the best team in the league?

fucking retards
they didn't even wait for it to become stable like league or dota

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about to order a 'za from my nigga gagan

>E-Sports arenas

How do we stop the zoomer menace, lads? Im glad boomers have ruined the country for them 2bh

I put some pizza rolls in the oven and cracked open a beer then I realized I didn't finish my last beer and forgot about the pizza rolls so now I'm sitting here with 2 opened beers and burnt pizza rolls giggling at toronto for being so terrible at football

Flyers had multiple chances to being sold off, but were fucked the moment Ed Died, and in most franchises, an owner dying means wonders will finally happen, but then Comcast bought out the remaining percent and now have the team in full reigns. Watch as the Knicks and the Yotes will sell the team before the Flyers now.

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Noice...

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rude and uncalled for

he took the night off so he can watch /cric/

living your best life

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There would be such a talent discrepancy. But we can always dream friend.

I'm surprised too but the cheap seats all looked packed. that's winnichug for ya

you might be right, i've never seen this name before, pray for me user

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can't wait to buy a switch lite lads

Not as retarded as being a Flyers fan post Broad Street Bullies era that's lock owned by a literal jewish cable company that made its intentions clear when they announced this fuckhead that ruined the franchise and its worth forever. For brainlets, it them saying give us money, and maybe we will consider a championship run in 50 years if the world is still around then.

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based coloradoan

They average like 23k a game. Not too shabby but fuck are the Argos, alouettes and even the eskimos bleeding money. Its worrying times for CFL fans.

unironically get rid of social media and instant entertainment

what the FUCK is lazyman's problem? why can't we watch old games anymore?

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blame genX for raising them so badly

this is why a swore never to plant a critter in a woman
>my generation was starved of resources and ill prepared

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Not even boomers would of raised them good considering the Media controls them much better than any parent ever has. When you ask someone who the Flyers are, they dont say *Oh the Broad Street Buillies!* They say *Oh I love Gritty he's the best! Fuck Nazis!* I'm seriously this fucking close to converting to a Devils fan when it comes to being a hockey fag living near Philly

>would of
fuck off zoomer

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there's good zoomers too, I think it all comes down to parenting. in the end good triumphs over evil. keep the dream alive!

shut yo mouth grammer nazi

should of known better

Never should of come here

posts like these are a diamond dozen

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76ers owned by the devils owners.

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i seriously dislike about 80% of you

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glad to be the 20% of posters that bring you some joy, friendorino

Hes not wrong though. Philly fans went from snowball flinging drunken rednecks, to söy drinking sjw riddled libtards who see the Flyers more of a Antifa promoter than a Hockey Franchise in just two decades.

i have a sense we might have war with baseball

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And the 76ers being owned by the Devils isnt entirely a bad thing since its still better than being owned by CNN-styled cable company Jews. 76ers can at least make a future while the Flyers have no future aside Gritty merchandising for the remaining fans and Antifa watching them because of Gritty only.

Explain yourself in no uncertain term, Sir
Immediately

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baseball fags are getting uppity with their memes

copyright uppity or pranikishness uppity
>Do I need to call my attorney?

red leader standing by

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I seriously really like at least 80% of you

me too

there are few members of /hoc/ I can't stand
You guys are all A+ in my book =D
Give a yourself a High Five

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comfy is just a code word for boring desu

thanks la

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I'm a really really really really really really really really really big fan of /hoc/

The owners seem pretty cool. Know when to spend money and aren't afraid of doing so.

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Orange man bad

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OHNONONONONON WE GOT TOO COCKY BLUE BOMBER BROS

For me, its sitting on the shitter browsing /hoc/ for the entire last half hour of work on a friday

Argies gonna rally

We all know you are a pens/devils fan falseflagging as a Gritty errr I mean Flyers fan. Its still cringe either way and is just proving a point to

shit at your desk like a man

Cant get the same kind of peace anywhere other than the bathroom

hoc is fun as fuck desu

*steals the puck from you*

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/hoc/ runs Yea Forums

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#fortheW

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...

charge your phone, lad

Got an interview on Tuesday lads...

It’s for an accounting style job and I’m not a CPA, I got a meme economics degree. But I’m the only internal candidate. 5-8 people are interviewing.. giving myself a 15% chance

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I am a devils fan hence the Nico girl photo

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quads

Have a drink right before so you'll be loose and relaxed

you're gonna make it lad

lets practice some questions you'll be seeing, lad

>After some extensive background checks including your internet browsing history, It says here user that you frequent a chinese cartoon website and discuss hockey, is that correct? More importantly, it says here that you've also used the N word numerous times on this website and continue to post casual racism. Care to explain this as well?

so far I've only done these 2

any CFL fans want a request for the next one?

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Please, continue

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REDBLACKS

“I mean if you look at the FBI stati- hang on, I have some infograhics saved on my phone about rape and murder rat- say do you mind if I run to the bathroom real quick?”

Do Tronna.

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you got it buddy

ARGIES GONNA RALLY

D R A G O N

ARGOS COMEBACK IS BACK ON THE MENU LADS

als

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for me its filtering tripfags

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Ba da ba ba ba..................I'm lovin' it!

Think I shall lift some weights this fine Friday evening

This week's mobile offers are shit

Laine is going to light it up next year lads
(In Fortnite)

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FOR THE DUB!

Be sure to show some chest

i have a structured settlement and i need cash now

CALL J.G. WENTWORTH
877-CASH-NOW

Very FAST hockey guy running at incredible hihg speed

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CALL JG WENTWORTH

here you go user!
I'll do these ones next time

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Hurt in a car? Call william Attar

Your Knights are on the ED BERNSTEIN POWERPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

green is the colour football is the game

>knights

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It’s not just a floor, WOW it’s naturestone!

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is that supposed to be an anime version of the ice cream girl from stranger things with nice tittays?

I'll do the riders at some point too. might make a few more tomorrow

lets just say its from the absolute best worst thing which has a basis on shitty gay porn of a baseball player in japan

didnt love him enough to keep him

based and greenpilled

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My love wasn't strong enough

gotta go fast

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>$0($0)

fidnlda fucking GAYT

Based blackout drunk poster

>Tooltip

youtu.be/t29vOoXpeRU

Bit gay if I’m being honest

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What’s his fucking problem? Volcanoes are so gay.

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Pick 1

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his problem was he was on voyager

death

The hilarious thing is that he's been at it for weeks, I think he got his ass kicked by philthy niggers/trannies at their fag parade and hasn't gotten over it

Fuck off nerds

you can't die my friend think of all the anime tiddies you've yet to jack it to

>30 degrees, t-shirt and shorts weather all day
>get caught in a rainstorm this evening
this shit is really starting to piss me off

i thought the OP pic was carrie underwood and i was gonna make a fun crass joke like "man id like to see her under my wood" lol, you know just something fun like that haha

good evening /hoc/. what sorts of faggotry have you gotten yourselves into today?

don't make me come up there and spank you bloody with granite tiles

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why do people do this?

be gay? i don't know tell us

im finna go to /cric/ and tell they ass they sport is whack af

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call my dick the enterprise cuz im exploring your moms pussy lol

good lad. be sure to bully australians extra hard.

Huomenta

I like Voyager. Janeway a cute. She was sexy as hell in Push Momma from the Train

bonjour

Haha haha holy extremely based

blessed by digits

Thanks for trading him. Hope he has a good time here.
And be nice to Roy for >us. He's a good lad, plays strong Checkers hockey.

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Pucks? They need to be deep

Guten Tag

youtu.be/IJKWUTgrE2g

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billy herrington is still dead, just checked

your about an entire year and a half late on billy being dead

i worked randy into a shoot
though its so easy now that the accomplishment seems empty

how can you forget this holiday classic?
youtu.be/1lHXfGAlp58

came into kippers ass

yep and he's still dead

a fucking classic no matter what

funny how that works

Good.

fuck you finland

/OUR YEAR/

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Who the fuck is billy Herrington

I GAVE YOU EVERYTHING

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Herrington
and look up gachimugi

i lost the original webm to this
youtube.com/watch?v=m_4XY1nNzFA

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the more things change....

BUT THEN YOU WANTED
mmmmmmooooooOOOOOOOORRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ANIKI ANIKI ANIKI

the more things stay the saame

we're a little bit older but a lot more wiser WE'RE BACK

kys

he wasn't on the best trek

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How can one city be so stinky smelly Ching Chong chink?

by being on the pacific basically

>yfw >rags v nucks cup rematch

i still find time to have a little chuckle over kipkip being so WORKED and SEETHING from /hoc/ autism that xhe/xim/xer vacated /hoc/ and their fandom for the nucks entirely

>not canucks isles from the 80's kino
rags canucks is years from happening again anyway, especially when the fucking rags have no centers

The fact that hongcouver is currently getting exposed and subsequently blown the fuck out begs the question "how can one team be so stinky smelly ching chong chink"? before answering this one must consider the variables that hongcouver consists of, that is; an unintelligent fanbase composed of chinese immigrants, smelly brown people. Furthermore it is a fact that the cantpucks have never won the cup before and have a history of simply being pathetic. While much superior teams like Toronto have 13 cups, hongcouver has 0. 0 cups because their city has 0 history. and is flooded with chinks. its tripfags consist of chinks like lol i trol u and kippers. I find this amusing since they are both chinese and pathetic, a great representation of their city and quite frankly, their team as well. One can only hope to see this team fail for the third year in a row without even making it past the first round. Or has it been four years not. I lost count. But one thing is certain, they have not and will never win a stanley cup. just today i had diarrhea today and exploaed all over the toilet and then my gf came in and said "ewww did you make a vancouver canucks in there again" and i just fuckined keked audibly is
joke is that the vancouver cancuks are diarrhea shit

that is what kippers wants you to believe

>1967

oh no no nonononononono

claiming these digits for tay tay

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>From Karlsson, to Couture, back to Karlsson, to Petterson
>One timer from Petterson!
>BOBROVSKY CAN'T STOP IT! SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>THE SAN JOSE SHARKS JUST WON THEIR 4th CUP IN A ROW IN 3OT
>THE FIRST MODERN DYNASTY
>Conn Smythe to Elias Petterson for his amazing 25 goal playoff run
>Jumbo retires and donates all his money to the "Relocate the Hurricanes to Quebec City" fund
>Jersey is retired league-wide
>Randy "Touchdown" Hahn has a heart attack while commentating the game on NBCSN and protects the Sharks for the rest of time in spirit
Rate my fan fiction

7/8 elbows to pointy

pretty gay, wheres all the cocks and jizz?

It’s fiction alright

>shork fans will believe this
>implying they wont choke again in the first round to arizona/calgary

not even close

our year la

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can't nobody tell me nothin

Somtimes i just be thinkin

lightning is literally filling the sky here

late night /hoc/ official themesong:
youtube.com/watch?v=IBnshjEceKA

why do you have to rub it in?

how do you prevent yourself from feeling the regular season is mostly meaningless?

ᶜʳᵒˢᵇʸ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ʰᵉˡᵖ ᵐᵉ

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maybe, but I think that you'll make it and play tampa. have a cute gondola also

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wish we could use emojis, I think its the final spice that will really complete and also compliment our posts on 4channel

Nobody but me
Haw haw haw haw haw haw

Been putting on my jersey and pretending it's a game day lately, lads

Everyday is gameday for me

What jersey and what name

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lol no get fucked

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Sharts
Pavelski :(

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Your 2020 Stanley Cup Champions

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This, plus some sort of upvote system

"user says while clinging to his brady jersey knowing his decline is soon"

*fire emoji* *thumbs up emoji* *ok sign emoji*

And you must register an account

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thinken bout that BEAN

Usernames too. I was thinking about going with PuckSlayer420

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Never realized how close Ottawa was to Montreal desu

do they make edibles with melatonin? its a good combination

all my internet friends are asleep

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I always forget how close together all the big cities are out east.

Closest to us is Seattle which is a three hour drive + border wait.

i'm up pekka

I've spent the majority of my life on the internet and I never made a single internet friend
It could be worse

>tfw when I feel my parents care and tried their best, but I'm an antisocial fuckup with social anxiety and paranoia
conflicted lads. The difference between me and my father makes me ashamed. I just have no motivation, no friends, no prospects despite being in college.

never used irc?

The closest I've ever gotten to regularly talking to people on the internet is Yea Forums

>avoided stranger danger
pretty flippin based

>watching LivePD
>Update on a criminal that was on the run in the last week
>Has a pet squirrel
>Pet squirrels name was Deez Nuts
>Criminal fed Deez Nuts meth and trained it to attack people

very based

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for me it's definitely hurricanes

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I hate Koreans so much

CUTE

id feed them all my dog (penis) if you get what i mean by that

K-pop needs to be eradicated

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>rags

Whats the N stand for?

Niederreiter

rangers are hecking elite

>mad
>at qt dancing asian girls
yer gay

>koreans
>qt

should have dropped a third bomb on korea, lads

based rick nash

kep fire up a movie m8

TWENTY-SIX YEARS AAAAAAAAAAAANNDD
SEEMS LIKE IVE
JUST BEGUN
TO UNDERSTAND MYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
MY INTIMATE IS NO ONE

>Chicago's black population will drop to 655k by 2030
so............this is the power....................of gentrification...........................................................................................woah

just tell trump that they are trying to break up him and kim, he'll bomb the shit out of them

being an ally to minorities and being liberal but really its just a front to kick darkies out of their neighborhood is a pretty funny idea

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based

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whats the n word

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Just going to have one (1) beer

Shall consider making the next thread. You're welcome!

thinking about saying it

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cuck

wtf even is a nordique anyway

northman (its francais)

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Just going to have six (6) beers

Thinking about playing 3Ds for 25-30min reminder Tavares is overrated shit

more like nordickheads lol FUCK QUEBEC

very excited

N

Not a nice thing to say to a friend, is it?

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I

I

I

11pm and it's STILL 20 degrees out

time is 09:00 finnish standard time and ive already drunk 3 beers.
with this rate i will go through ~35 beers by midnight

I

Hughes is better than Kakko
Disregard all Finnish/>rags propaganda

l

NIIII

fucking late

NORGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KYSS MIG I REVA

having a shart attack lads

NEW WHERE

>chinkcouver

last time i ever trust a nord

i'll never make a new thread. summer hoc is filled with early posting faggots

...

grim

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haven't made a thread since regular season desu

Lmao good job buddy you want gold or something, fag

I used to go on omegele chatroom when I was in middle school and just say the most upfront and forward things to "girls" just to see what would happen and how they would respond.