/heem/: Tony p4p goat edition

Good jsut take out Wonderboy and add Ortega

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I invented Portaloo Poirier.

Israel Adesanya looks like Chris Eubank

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Ortega wins the rematch.

Dilate

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>>tfw GSP put a biblical beating on this uneducated fool

Nick was drugged and gsp didn't make weight

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I think many posters dislike the act of cuttery. And they think she has a big forehead

No

Wish Francis would just turn around and heem them cunts

reminder: GDR knocked out a man

>GDR is still the betting underdog
can't wait for the lavatory ladd meme to end. hopefully that's the last time we see her up there shaking on the richter scale

Who is your favorite Ladd sibiling? Aspen, Trevor, Avery, Aidan, Shealor or Abbigale?

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Just two 6ft 4 bros hanging out

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eating pussy is for fags but i still want to bury my face in Aspen Ladd's fat hairy swamp gash

Heem needs to be nuked and shut down forever, i swear to god

imagine thinking some boomer meme pointstriker can compete with autistic zoomer rage

brehs...... i'm starting to think maybe Prime Schaub DOESN'T heem Ngannou.

Just a 6ft 4 bro hanging out with his 6ft 2 bro

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t. Shitflinging Bong

Who is your favorite female fighter?

I want Nick to fight again brothers

can you cut forehead to make weight in mma?

What did Claudia see in him? Why doesn't she just get a real white guy?

Why do people like Brendan Schaub?
He seems like one of those guys with no redeeming qualities. Just leeches of his b list celeb buddies.

LMAO. It was mostly shitposting, mate. She was never any good and she's a failed cutbabbi. SHe's gonna get jabbed to death for three rounds and go back fucking her dog on the hiking trail.

He's the ultimate norman. Rousey even nicknamed him as such.

Cutbabby

Lavatory Ladd wasn't shaking, it was just a tremor from another earthquake.

He looks 60 years old

claudia is repulsive

imagine if she shaved her head to make weight

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That would be Ana Claudia Dantas 'Claudinha' Gadelha.

To you maybe but I think she's beautiful and has a wonderful personality.

I've been watching this sport for free for 27 godforsaken years and I'll do whatever is necessary to take women's mma down a peg.

nobody ever liked her it's just spergs shitposting

Not cool we only judge women by their looks in heem

She's fuckable until you hear her roided up voice.

shut up 229er

that makes her hotter

I hope khabib gets another seizure when he cuts for the Dustin fight

I hope he heems himself with the weight cut and gets heemed in an embarrassingly short amount of time just like dillashaw

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le beast physique.Tomorrow we celebrate the second coming of Julianna Pena,the woman that wrestlefucked that scam Jessica Eye and fucked Cleveland up his ass

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this turd got flushed by valentina shitstinko

twitter.com/Amanda_Leoa/status/1149799459448131584?s=19

Well?

Who is Valentina Scatenko?

Why did rogan decide to retire schaub so early?
He was a total can but everyone at hw is a total can outside of the top 2 or 3

twitter comments are always so full of casuals

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lol paulie lost to this retard

>ywn comfort an uncontrollably shaking liver failing Aspen Ladd

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>the amount of people picking Nunes

Cejudo would fucking kill her. Would NSAC sanction boy vs girl?

People on Twitter are the most insane bunch I've seen. It's like this place but every deranged individual was replaced by an average guy with zero knowledge about the subject

one more run at the strap, brother

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Dom retires him for good

Florida would that's where Faggot Fox got his ass kicked by Ashlee Evans Smith

what's this guy referring to?

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Valentina just tweeted she protects her belts with a clock

Smellaturd is starting in 15 minutes

mmajunkie.com/2019/07/bellator-224-julia-budd-olga-rubin-play-by-play-live-results

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Why does Dana think Amanda nunes is marketable?

Rubin
Carvalho
Williams
Kunimoto

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I'm jealous of her dogs. I mean, seriously, you JUST KNOW

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He doesn't think much. He is at the level of delusion where he believes that he makes no mistakes because he has such a vast experience.

Delicious buldge. Oh, it brings back memories....

speaking of bangs she should try them on her forehead

I could heem all 3 of you.

Yeah, the ufc was never any good at promoting their stars.

This little bitch and her dumb face are annoying the hell out of me.

> This day exactly two years ago

First rumor about a fight / December 2016

Official announcement / June 14, 2017

World Media Tour / July 11-14, 2017

Creferences before a fight / Floyd - 1, 16. Conor - 5

Career record before the fight / Floyd - 49-0. Conor - 21-3

Weight at weighing / Floyd - 67, 58 kg. Conor - 69, 39 kg

Purchased on the promotion of the battle / about $ 50 million

Fight Result / Floyd's TKO Victory in the 10th Round

Refereeing Notes / Conor won 1 round. Floyd - the remaining 9

A significant blows / Floyd - 430. Conor - 111

Earned (Fix + PPV) / Floyd - $ 300 million. Conor - $ 100 million.

Sold PPV / 4, 3 million (second result in history after Floyd - Pacquiao - 4, 6 million)

Possed with money for the fight / collective report of bookmakers around the world - a total of $ 85 million was delivered to the battle. 6 rates of $ 1 million were made for Floyd in Vegas. But surprisingly, Conor had more petty bids. People believed in a sensation

It's funny that Marshall and Le Blanc fought for this fight, whose fees for the battle were ... $ 5 thousand and $ 3 thousand. This is exactly 20,000 times (Floyd) and 6,000 times (Conor) less than fees main event fighters

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streamable.com/yq8jj

What did the heem do to him?

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yeah why didn't paulie just kick him in his head

Aspen Ladd didnt make weight(137 with clothes on)Then with the clothes off she was visibly trembling on the scale that the guy finally shout at 135

You couldn't heem your old man, boy. But I could. Imagine me kicking his knee out with an oblique kick next time you think of running your mouth on /heem/.

>coffee at 5:30am
what does he mean by this

Just watched it you can literally see the scale well enough to confirm this lmao.

Looks like Lorenzo Fertitta

/heem/ unite at crackstreams!

This would be Conor if he never found sbg

>if it wasn't for our country, you wouldn't be working here

Based unironically. Can't blame him for not resigning to be disrespected for his genetics by all of humanity.

/sheem/ shakey

Of course the leaf can relate.

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Its funnier when you post short kazakhstani phrases in capslock

Aljamain Sterling JRE was really funny

definitely funnier than all his """comedian""" friends except Eddie

you're right. he would be "just whiskey" lorenzo

Now that the dust has settled, is okamoto the best mma reporter?

Julia Budd
Rafael Carvalho
Juliana Velasquez
Kiichi Kunimoto

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What kind of accent was that

Long Island

okamoron scored it for santos he doesn't know what the hell he's looking at i'm glad dana bodied him

Thanks. The way he said coffee was funny

>Joe Rogan reacts to UFC deep fakes

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why hasn't louis ck been on jre

for me it's bloodyelbow's phil mackenzie

Thats way better than that fat retard giving every single round to jones

Olivi is the best

Gastelum rearranged his face, I swear his lip is still busted up

JUSTed hair

Is that the famous clip that's been going around these days about the manlet? T b h, I can't really blame him in the first one. Whether he is a midget or whatever, who the fuck asks about a person's height when he is buying shit from the store? That's retarded. Calling the cops on this was way overblown though.

she's too uptight she got that BBC youtube account banned and was unironically offended

>how tall are you?
>how's the weather up there?
>do you play basketball?
being giga tall aint much better

manlets when will they ever learn?

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>this is the best manlets can come up with

imagine even acknowledging the existence of "
people" under 6'0

I'm 6'8 that's from personal experience. It sucks up here.

KEK that looks fucking insane

If you're taller than someone you're objectively better than them. When you run into Lorenzo tell him to gain height.

What do you mean? It is pretty normal to drink coffee in the morning

>BTFOs bbc cuckolds
yeah i'm thinking she's based.

would love to see some sanctioned woman beating
dana make it happen

>If you're taller than someone you're objectively better than them
Depends. Generally it's attractive, but if you're ugly, it does you no good. I see manlets date hot chicks more often than not in comparison to lanklets.

imagine going through medical school and a residency program to do this for a living

Ideal height is 6'5, Im 6'2 and I still wanna be taller

really makes you think, huh

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If someone had a surgical implant that allowed them to extend their legs via a sharp kick, could they fight in the UFC?

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>now

Exactly. When you walk by the 6'5 guy it doesn't matter what you've got going on in your life. He's better. Like Schaub said about the homeless: you just don't matter.

>women talk about how they can compete with men, brag about beating men in the ufc
>dana books random bum vs top female star
>random bum brutally, brutally heems wmma fighter
>wtf this is fucking barbaric why would you let him hurt her
Have sex WMMAoids

Cope lanklet virgin. Triple C is the most chad ufc champ of all

In many ways, it's entirely possible that Ronda Rousey could beat Floyd Mayweather in a fight.

>twitter.com/Amanda_Leoa/status/1149799459448131584?s=19
please, i never knew i needed something so retarded

i wasn't even going to record tomorrow's ""card"", but now i'm watching just to see based Germaine puncture this fat bitch's kidneys

What? 6'2 is literally the perfect height. Not too tall, not short. 6'5 you look like a fucking stick unless you eat tren. You also tower over anyone, especially women which will be a pain in the ass.

She could tear his arm off and he'd get up and beat her with the other.

HARD WORK

Poor guy, I can't believe women just attacked him for his breakdowns. Where's this one from it wasn't on his YouTube channel?

>on a 7 fight win streak wins a UNANIMOUS victory over Romero with a BROKEN KNEE to secure the title
>nearly fucking DIES before his next fight
>Romero then MISSES WEIGHT and HEEMS Rockhold in brutal fashion
>accepts rematch against Romero, even after he MISSES WEIGHT AGAIN
>risks legacy, legitimacy, health like a warrior and faces a fucking LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT
>goes on to technically outclass Romero, gets fucking ROCKED, BREAKS HIS HAND, and STILL THROWS SAVAGE ELBOWS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORM ON THE BRINK OF THE VOID
>realistically manages to secure a draw in one of the most valiant displays of heart ever seen in the UFC
>Bobby is a fucking CHAMPION fighter with a CHAMPION heart and if you disagree you can go and GET FUCKED.

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>dude wmma fighter steamrolled a bunch of female cans so she can totally beat male fighters
are we really dune this again b?

based aussie sex tourist

Also has the best mma-related podcast

his only good win is the 1st romero fight and keep in mind romero is 20 years older

I like him but he should have been stripped. His podcast is absolute goat tho. If only Fab could came up with questions before the podcast instead of asking the same things over and over again.
I hope there will be more episode with guests because they become more revved with each episode for some reason

>fuck you cracka
holy based

His podcast is boring.

mmajunkie.com/
the absolute state of women's mma

mmajunkie.com/2019/07/ufc-on-espn-plus-13-germaine-de-randamie-aspen-ladd-urijah-faber-weigh-in-ceremonial-live-video-stream

ceremonial weigh ins are over, ladd gained 600 pounds. lol @ germaine "i've never watched her fight"

Fuck her annoying ass face. Who the fuck is she anyway?

Good goy

It's going to be a shame to see Faber get BJPENN'd tomorrow lads.

just a fan she goes to all the california and vegas events

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Based.Bobby will end the Naruto meme.

I don't know how the fuck she'll make 115 but I like this new Joanna.

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Bellator pacing, 'nuff said

that's my room, fyi

I would make her weight 2 more pounds if you know what I mean

How do I watch Bellator on my ESPN+ App?

she dominated tecia in her last 115 fight, she went 5 rounds with rose before that. because of those 2 fights i believe she wasn't lying about her "help" fucking up her weight cut

jesus leslie is one of the sloppiest fighters of all time.

She is one of those women where I can't decide if she is buttfuck ugly or hot as fuck.

youtu.be/uRLggXuGdno

I would like to do this.

Michelle is such a can. She weighed in at 115 against Tecia, she should be able to make 116 and keep the fight standing

Is it based to turn down 6 figures because your opponent got caught cheating? Does it lend credibility that you aren't a roider yourself? (Germaine)

I think shes kinda cute

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nice midlife crisis, getting dumped and losing her belt did a number on her.

Kazakhstan fighers - number one!

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why the fuck does leslie throw those no hip roundhouse kicks when she's so close to the other girl? They hardly ever fucking work when they're that close

Khabib is like that one junkie guy that takes the 4000 IQ pill in limitless

he unironically beat canelo

I never saw how beautiful he is before now...

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Kek good one

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Kazakhstan fighters - number one!

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Aspen Ladd? More like Michael J. Fox!

Thats not Gennady that is Samir Ismagulov aka the man to beat Khabib

Honestly if he shaved his beard and kept his hair short he would look really good.

peak skull performance. pure neanderthal

based bib

what was ben askren's meta game here?

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lol i was trying to be funny like brendan

This KO doesn't even look real. It's almost like Ben was a robot and he just turned off

*mogs bisping*

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wtf I thought tony cutting from 230 was just a meme. How does he get away with this

Heem DQ'd

>TFW you just witnessed a hate crime

I hope Bellator gets shut down

Thoughts on this absolute banker?

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Bring back Pride rules

Just tuned in, what did they say about Leslie Smith on commentary

emmet sucks dude

>Falling for the I'll meme

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only lost to legit guys though. Bektic never fights and lost to elkins

Hall*

emmet literally only has power he nearly lost to johnson, a top three retarded fighter in the ufc

Johnson beat Tony and porier and should have beat Gaethje too

>this is gonna be a one-sided beatdown, and im swinging the hammer

chaelstradamus

even though he lost he was right

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anyone watching BIG10 Wrestling Championship Tournament?

>johnson beat two cans and should have beat another
ok...??

>that pic
KEK

just fuck off

took me way too long to get this but hilarious

>People thinking GDR is going to win against Ladd
GDR is literally lost when in a clinch. She's a slightly better version of Megan Anderson.

Easy W for my girl GDR

would be funny if she just hit ladd repeatedly after the bell

And then Joe starts screaming "Take a point. You have a take a point!!"

no I will keep making very good posts here on /heem/ until the day I die

wait she's single now?
anyone know if she's into 5'8 brown men with a femdom fetish? i'd buy the next plane ticket to florida im not fucking around guys

The Leaf won. YAY!

>Dung

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Johnson is also an old bitch and his career is over

Paid rules?

CASSAR BEAT STEVESON
WEW
>the shanty state of Minnesota

Is anything on right now

bellator is, sir

so nothing then

She looks like she'd be very loving in bed, would give little kisses all over your neck

Based Cops era poster

>#2 organization
>Miller Lite
>Guy named Dung

Bellator confirmed shit

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>everytime something happens to me, there's never a remedy for me

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Do you idiots ACTUALLY think you can take me?

fuck off fat loser

I didn't win the gloves.

you've never felt a jab as powerful as mine. i'd drop you instantly.

why is bellator such a joke? even the early prelims in ufc are more exciting

holy fuck this pussy is really mliking this grounded kick. Barely even touched his chin

holy fuck, absolute bullshit

woah ive never seen two points

Bellator prelim fighters are already tired from having to set up the cage and chairs and whatnot

every now and again there's a decent bellatot card but yeah it's almost always trash. i could tolerate bums if they were at least delivering heems but more often than not they dont

This fight is good

Nick is too busy getting knocked out in boxing gyms and posting shit on instagram.

was it the mike jackson from ufc that fought on prelims?

Very nice

>mike jackson

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>Lellator main card is 2 and a half hours long
>for 4 fights

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>15 minute break between rounds so fighters can supplement their income by working concession stands

All fucking drugs cheats must fucking hang

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"Brown Bag:
When a female has an extremely sexually appealing body, but ridiculously ugly face, one is forced to place a brown bag upon her head (maybe draw a face on it, or if you're nice cut some holes for breathing purposes) before having sex with her."

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why can't other promotions get their shit together, if you jewgle ufc you can see all the cards from the beginning to the end of time but when I google bellator i can't even find what time the fucking main card starts

Goldie just isn't the same without Joe.

hot take: she was hotter before the fake tits

LET'S GO JAPANESE BOOMER. ONE MORE RUN AT THE BELLATOR STRAP. END THE BLACKSPLOSIVE MEME

Based

They know no one's gonna watch it so they don't bother

"Chidi Bang Bang" is a fantastic nickname

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lol they didn't even put him on the poster

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Maybe if you're more into the athletic type, but if you prefer thickness then this is the perfect Joanna-era

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you mean five head

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i can't even find pictures of this sexy ghoul pre-tits

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>Picks already ruined

Thankfully nobody will notice in this flurry of activity

another WMMA fucking their coach

why aren't there more traditional martial artists in mma showing us their ancient secret techniques?

Totally natty

BULLSHIT STOPPAGE
BULLSHIT STOPPAGE
BULLSHIT STOPPAGE
BASKETBALL AMERICANS SHAKEN BY THE SAMURAI WARRIOR
>literally kicks him away as the ref stops it
STATE OF MMA REFEREEING

What do you think about KZ fighters and about the country generally?

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Why is bisping lying about his height lol? How tall is he. I remember him saying that he is 6 foot 2. What an absolute mong.

>Jon Jones is a can
explain

eArLy StOpPAgE

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common with flat chested girls. They aren't confident enough to wear revealing clothing

Kunimoto won the Story of the Fight.

I disagree my man

Use this to goof

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I think he's a legit 6'1". He's certainly a big guy and looks much taller than Florian.

Never liked seeing Asians get heemed

The Korean Zombie seems like a pleasant fellow, and I wish him and his fellow countrymen well.

based

pre bob

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Tony is stood closer to the camera which distorts height perception in his favour

>tfw some girl from my gym who is shit at grappling has an upcoming fight in Lellator
Feels good knowing she has never made me tap even once. It really must be easy to make it in mma.

*push kicks your thigh*
*hyperextends your knee*
*does that for five rounds*
Heh. You couldn't even get close to me kid.

she's very cute with professional makeup and lighting alongside a master of photoshop

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Are you gril

kek i was trying to post that exact picture

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He is 5 foot 11, at best he is 6foot.

Don't copy me merica-man

If she wins, she could probably get you a main event spot against Fedor

Not even UFC padding is this cringe. just fucking play a few promos you dicks

i'd submit you in the first

Boogeywoman

The banner is a nice touch though, wish more promotions would do that

Jeez. Regardless of fake boobs or any of that shit, that lady is a fucking warrior. credit where credit's due

Now that the dust has settled, was Woodley any good? His title reign seems to have benefited from excellent timing and stylistic matchups more so than anything else. Rory, last man to beat him until Usman, left the division, no GSP, 2 razor thin decisions against Wonderboy, and a 5 round decision against a one round fighter in Maia. His only real impressive win is Lawler. I legitimately think he loses to Colby, who will do what Usman did to him, RDA, who will do what Rory did, and maybe even someone slick like Masvidal or powerful enough like Ponz.

yeah for sure my guy getting punched in the face by a 115lb woman is fucking gruelling, would not wish it on my worst enemy

I hate this midget bitch, at least PVZ is hot in a trashy mutt way, she is just plain hideous

Wouldn't it be funny if Shevchenko tried to kick me in the face while I had my mouth open and her toes accidentally touch my tongue lol

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agreed. I want to beat her up and make her cry

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Is that from Rose 2 or Shevchenko?

>her foot comes away from your mouth with teeth lodged in it

He was the welterweight Aldo.

Do you have a gun? Even if you do I could cut you a thousand times with my katana before you could put your hand in the holster

Why the fuck does bellabore take 30 mins between fights? this is as enraging as when they played the prelims at 11am and then the main card was on a delayed broadcast till 7pm

This is a very good comparison, fighters who got their belt by being exciting and held it by putting on conservative semen slurpers.

I'll use a bastard sword to defeat you because that's what you are, bastard

They used to be waaaay better at this in the Bjorn days, they'd churn em out one after the other, but the advertising dollar reigns supreme.

he needs to move to middleweight and yeah he was very overrated. Wonderboy got flushed by Pettis, Maia got beat down by Colby & Usman, Lawler lost to Ben of all people and schooled by RDA, Till got retired by a 55 pounder

Is Linkin Park big in Brazil or something? Homegirl just walked out to some Maia esque shit

of course he was good he just fought a much larger juiced up wrestler

Spoopy

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Ah yes finally the Carlos Condit of WMMA has arrived

I thought it was my headphones fuckin up, but when he ads started and the sound was fine, I realised that bellators audio was fucky
get it together scott choker

Don't talk shit about based T Wood. He had one bad fight and people forget how good he is.
>le back onto the cage and throw overhands
Genius.

Aldo doesn't go 25 mins with a buy guy and only land 20 punches

everybody looks better with a smile :)

God I wish I was Joanna in this pic

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He was overrated before that though, people just needed Usman lying on him to realize it. Skinny 24 year old Rory humiliated him, interrupting Tyrones title run. He's one dimensional and conservative and it got exposed when someone took it to him and didn't fear his power.

he got exposed by marty poosman. coldbeef does the same. askrum does the same

I want blue gloves to be my wife

She's from Oklahoma

>Quick to stick my Wu-Tang sword right up your anal.

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hop in my guard bro i'll submit you in under 5

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Is Usman going to fight this year? If so against who? Colby if he wins against Robbie (He will) should be the clear choice,but Dana loves meme fighters and will probably give it to Masvidal.

Now that the dust has settled and no one will be watching ufc 240, how to not kill thyself until 241?

Masvidal is the only fight. You have to ride the momentum to get the sales.

Also, Schaub said so.

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If Dana gives it to Masvidal, Colby will interrupt Dana during another black jack session

Bar rescue looks like fake Gordon Ramsey

Dana has turned on Colby, so anyone but him.

Just don't pull the trigger, that easy.

Wait, is Lithuania even a free country? Can you own guns there?

>land multiple flush strikes and kicks to the head
>no one is rocked or hurt
WMMA is so frustrating. It's like theyre fighting in a dream

Could Colby make 155? I know he cuts very little weight to make 170, RDA looked bigger than him in their fight. I think he'd be a monster down there.

ive never heard of it but judging from the flag it's in africa so i think they can get AKs

I wouldn't be surprised if the winner of Diaz v Pettis got the shot. Ali is slippery fucker and clearly doesn't want to have either Colby or Masvidal beat his guys.

>Striking an opponent that is not fighting back

She should be DQ'd for unsportsmanlike conduct

snoozeman is getting stripped and retiring.

Colby seems to be back in Dana’s good graces as long as he takes the fights. He seems set on having Usman-Colby. Askren also pointed out how Jorge skipped most of the media which made me think he’s probably getting “skipped” for Colby if he wins

it's the ref's job to stop the fight

Pettis won't get it, but if Diaz wins and cuts a decent promo he will probably get it. Hope he fights Masvidal though

>crunched up against the cage
>trying to bite your mouth piece and swing
>give up
wmma lel

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It's actually pretty good, I very rarely go out to bars and drink but I enjoy the science behind successful bars and Taffer's smarts. It is like Ramsays Kitchen Nightmares though in terms of format (and how the businesses fuck up even with all the help and free shit given)

I never thought about this

>Fight isn't over until the MAN says it is

Disgusting

>diaz getting wrestlefucked into a finish
>those odds
naw

Whose Colby's manager?

idk in my dream they'd be making out and slowly taking off each other's clothes

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That's only like when I fight.

Yeah Pettis would need to do something special to get it, but Nate is a pretty good chance. This is the first time in UFC history where I can remember a fighter manager having so much pull in the company.

I'm 99% sure it's Dan Lambert, the guy behind ATT

be careful who's gender you assume, canuck
the mounties will be around shortly

fuck

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If you want to get to the ufc just get Ali as your Manager even if you have a shitty fight in the contender series

I'm looking for two webms but can't find them, one where two guys in 50/50 guard start slapping each other, and one similar with Jason Knight.

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happy little globules

Okay I found one, just need the other one.

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Carlos "Violent Bob Ross" Condit

michael c williams is so annoying he says things so dumb

Is LW the greatest division ever?
>all the second rate LW boomers unable to cut weight anymore moving up to WW and ending all WW memes and stars like Wondermeme, Till, Robbie, Askren

This one?

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>Melvin Manhoef (x2)

What sort of madman would fight TWO Melvins?

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what’s hanging off that guy’s ass?

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Who's your hero of mma? Mine's the drooling retard known as Big John McCarthy

Israel for being a nerd.

This is the kind of solid dad joke I can appreciate

Whittaker for being about to murder a faggot nerd.

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Whittaker got finished by Thompson. Remember that.

OSP, the inventor of the Von Preux Choke

The best WMMA fighter in the world (Julia Budd) is defending her crown in Bellator tonight (the best MMA organization in the world) and the Ladd show and warpath to caving Poones head in, is tomorrow

Matt Hughes 'cause I'm retarded

Wait, are you saying the guy who got knocked out cold by Canthony Petshit flushed Washbasin Whittaker?

Answer me this.
How come Boxing is a bigger sport than MMA, yet /heem/ is a bigger general than /box/?
What is it about us channers that buck the trend?

through transitive properties, Tony Ferguson defeated Yoel Romero

Boxing is reddit, mma is 4channel

>Boxing is a bigger sport than MMA
not in America, and Yea Forums's still mostly Americans

boxing fans were born before world war 2 ended

>How come Boxing is a bigger sport than MMA
It's not. The MMA audience is younger than the boxing audience and is thus technically literate enough to pirate fights. This affects the PPV buys and makes MMA seem less popular.

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I don't think I've met anyone that claims to be a fan of boxing.

>Boxing is a bigger sport than MMA
Not in the US. I didn't even know about the joshua fight at msg until after it happened.

its simple, boxing is a money laundering/making scheme for the mob with fixed fights and MMA is a real sport

boxing being some huge sport is a meme

That's AVT Leeds head coach, where Marc Diakiese trains now. It's a good gym but they're known for picking fights for their guys, lying about records and stuff, hence why they're all undefeated.

My uncle was born before WWII ended and he's the one who got me into MMA because he would steal the PPVs in the 90s

Also why is Dana rushing zoomers like nigeria adesanya into title fights?

> nobody posting about ourboy Ryan hall fighting tomorrow

Ten hail marys five our fathers and two massive inverted butt scoots across a rough carpet as penance you filthy casuals

>People actually investing their time in pillow tap in 2019
Now there’s a laugh

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>not in America

but blacks LOVE boxing because the best black athletes, nay, PEOPLE were black boxers - Ali, Foreman, Frazier - it was also a large part of the black power shit in the 60s/70s so it's kind of tied to their identity in a way. I'm not projecting, I've met plenty of black Americans and not once were they not interested in Boxing in some way.

then you've got Mexicans who love Canelo's big ginger cock. They love Boxing as a whole regardless - they've got a HW champ ffs. Extending this furhter to hispanics you've got Cubans who love it even more than Mexicans.

That leaves just whites - who whilst they are the biggest group, even if they DID prefer MMA to Boxing, I doubt it's enough to make the US more of a MMA nation than a Boxing nation.

Apologies for the autistic post but I'm 50% Aspergers.

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>MMA is a real sport
I wouldn't go that far, a real sport has a quantifiable objective path to being a champion, not just sucking off the owners

I don't think it is, at least in the west.
It's barely a sport anyway.

boxing is fake

Bellator is a real competitive organization. UFC is WWE with slightly better athletes

Adesanya's a bit of a dumbass desu, even the normies are turning on him

He's going to get Masvidal knee'd by our boy "The Damage" in less than 5 seconds, securing the new fastest knockout in the ufc's history

I had actually started trying to get into boxing for a couple months but I completely gave up on it after seeing Artem BTFO Paulie

most boxing fans will watch mma though, which helps to pad the numbers, most mma fans would rather watch baseball than boxing

Chidi won the Story

this is true i did just make the red sox thread

>UFC is WWE with slightly better athletes
and more drama

we all watched Wilder/Fury and Canelo/GGG though.
I couldn't really be bothered with anything else.
17 weight classes is pretty fucking exhausting.
Then you've got 4 separate belts WITHIN those weight classes.
Then you've got the ring and lineal belts.
Then you've got constant vacating of belts because there's only 5 lbs between divisions.

Awful sport.
No structure means no fun.

>Max Kellerman memespeak

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alright i gotta take off

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i don't know a single nigger who gives a fuck about boxing other than mike tyson and sometimes ali if they're light skins

yeah mma fans will watch the big matches, I mean fuck most of us tuned into Goober and Mayweather just for the hell of it, a big fight's a big fight

add in the fact that for the most part everyone halfway decent just ducks everyone else

that's the thing, boxing has a couple good fights a year. mma as a product is more consistent and the ducking isn't as bad

why are they acting like this olga girl has any chance against Budd lmao

sounds like the welterweight division in the ufc

Thats not true baseball is terrible and a lot of us watch boxing

Based brit with the double doubles.

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if MMA truly is bigger then why is Dana so eager to get into boxing whereas I can't think of a single boxing promoter who wants to come the other way?

Only one that comes close is De La Hoya but he's just pure meme.

have fun going out with your friends *sniff*

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shut up dork

boreball and pillow tap are both equally horrible

I think James Vick is a great striker with good movement but a bad chin and typical tall man defence. Hooker is a great striker with good power and durable as hell but I don't think he moves as well.

wtf? cause a boxer who isn't also a grappling expert loses to high school wrestlers, retard.

is that why so many of them are 20-0 and when they actually face off against a known fighter they're exposed as cans?

boxing is money launder central. Just a new boomer bucks market to tap into

K

>bellator in charge of downtime

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Can't believe the cat man lost.

Imagine watching a 3 hour baseball game

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>hot jewess about to get LEAFED

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I thought this was a dude during the walkout

tonight /heem/ becomes a pro-jewfu general

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>hot

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Everyone in boxing has really good records, the guy everyone though Joshua was going to starch for a joke was 32 AND 1.
I could be 30-0 if I just fought retards and cripples, doesn't mean my record actually means anything.

She ironically looks more like mythical aryan than a jew. She doesn't even have the nose.

nobody does that you just listen to it

ashkenazi jews are literally just inbred mutts from italy

by allah what is this
no bracket should be this big
Would take at least 2 years to complete

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>julia budd
>aspen ladd
>ashley friendd
>luz amigga

yes

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>he fell for the Yea Forums jew memes

>I am a jew (descendant of abraham)
>btw i don't believe in god lol
??

i dont even watch baseball dork

I'd rather listen to aspen ladd blow her guts out after a long hike

>>he fell for the Yea Forums jew memes
look into it. Ryan Dawson

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>Aljo admitting he sleeps on the couch on JRE, has no health insurance and can barely afford mouth guards
Why does the UFC treat its fighters so badly?
Fighter union when?

UFC boxing has always been a load of shit, I have no idea why they keep pretending

most european "jews" have next to no authentic kebab jew blood

link?

100% JESUS baby

wtf?

BLACKED

that was an antisemetic kick

starched

Fuck Israel

it's a new shoah

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teach me how to refine edge like you

yeah but nobody faps to baseball

there was an American here yesterday that claimed jewgirl was absolutely certain to win.
He told me to put money on her because I was trying to get my gains back after losing £3000 on ChainLink after trusting /biz/ (fatal mistake).

I'm hereby putting a ban on Americans expressing their retarded MMA opinions henceforth.

Are you actually fucking retarded? Why would you not research the people you are putting money on? Budd is on an 11 fight win streak and has only lost to Nunes and Rousey early in her career. Why the fuck would you listen to something so stupid?

Post archive link.

he got gamed by an anonymous bookie lul

>juicy fighter wins
im not remotely surprised motherfuckers

I didn't even watched the fight and this is fucking hilarious

Literally did it on my phone and I'm terrible ask somebody better

/HEEM/ redeemed as non caz. Good job

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just hold link, faggot

she has brown hair in all of her other pictures, something's not right..

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why is megan green?

she an olive

It's true I remember that exchange between them. It scared me because I already put money on Budd but I guess he was way off

Time for comfy postlims now that Budd's done getting her selfie reps in

>postlims
god i fucking hate bellator so much

Where there postlims? The stream I watched just started playing Django

The Bellator website I think

>late night second rate sports channel bum regional WCMMA is on
Lads..... i could definitely heem all these bums.
I could definitely be Bellator prelim tier if I tried

can. i'm early prelims in the UFC material

bellator.com/live
Same link as the prelims

>tfw Max reached the UFC as a white belt who only had a 4-0 record
We can all make it bros

Heeeem tappy

Budd wins the rematch against Nunes

100 piece with the sody pop

Absolutely BASED

Yeah but I just wanted to read the interaction, wasn't doubting the brit.

Lads you know how Jones and others kept saying Thiago Santos is a Muay Thai Black Belt and that stuff about beating him at his own game?

Muay Thai doesn't even have black belts

>fightrr.com/muay-thai/does-muay-thai-have-a-belt-system
>it is important to note that there are no black belts or levels like in several other martial arts.

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Ladd does bigg toots

Who?

I think they were just saying he was a muay thai black

they fucking got us again

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if anyone is watching the postlims i want to grab this goblina's hair tail

Credit to Bisping btw he mentioned it

He was being figurative. Like when I say I'm a black belt in jerking off.

my stream is playing django unchained

What do you call that haircut

She is 20 years old

Its a newer thing, especially amongst Westerners, traditionally it doesn’t, but some places they typically award Praijeeds/belts, its a bit Mcdojoey but more and more legitimate places are implementing it, i’d take it with a couple grains of salt in an Olympic sized swimming pool

He probably could but I believe his cardio would take a pretty big hit and the majority of his style revolves around that. If they ever introduce a 165 division that would probably be the best place for him.

What's funny is Vicks chin looked great against Felder, that spinning elbow would've put out most fighters.

Those titties yearn for freedom

The "I want to grab her hair like a flagpole and wave her in the air like a helicopter" fade

I heard it's more of a money making thing

>tfw missed all of one and bellator
turning in my heem card bros, i dont deserve your grace

olga took a dive

That too probably, promise someone they could be a black belt in muay thai and it sounds brilliant to them, but ive heard guys like Rafael Cordeiro implement it, it’s probably at the very least a way to gauge progression

The thing with Muay Thai is that it actually is a full contact combat sport. You can tell who's good by their actual fight record. Belts are meaningless in comparison to record. The belt system was originally for fake Asian martial artists that never actually fought.

bro my Wu-Tang Style defeats your all-american ncaa division 1 wrestling any day

ladd is a cutie, and also apparently injured/dying/dead

>twitter.com/MMAjunkie/status/1149741213408382976

love the fucking fat retards in the comments. i would heem them all

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Twitter comments are right for the first time ever, kys
Death to all cutbabbies

everybody in this semen slurping sport is a cutbabby it just isn't for you

Lawler seems like a chill dude.

if you need to cutbabby to the point where you turn into michael j fox to win perhaps you aren't any good

check em

Everyone below heavyweight cuts weight, except for the Monkey God of course

i don't know what women are supposed to weigh but she's a midget so i dunno how it would be hard to get to 135

The men are often feeling just as bad they just don't put on a show.

we don't call guys like Gooby cutbabbies when they cut down to LW because it's an easy cut from like 160-70. we call guys like Khabib a cutbbaby when he cuts from 200 and gives himself seizures purely just so he doesn't have to fight people his own size

Yeah Khabib was having seechurs but he still weighed in without squinting and bouncing on the scale

new thread

Bektic wins by smesh.

nice:)