When you're stuck like this, is there anything you can do to significantly increase your chances of surviving?

When you're stuck like this, is there anything you can do to significantly increase your chances of surviving?

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Blame Thatcher.

Climb the fence

Blame Chelsea fans from the national front

clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here i am, stuck in the middle with you

Lol dumb cunts could have walked backwards. But nooo let's all walk forward.

Climb the fence

would being crushed like this give you bone density gains?

pushing harder

Why didn’t the guy taking the photo cut the fence open

Why on earth would he help scousers?

Good point well made

How do you cut a fence open?

they stole his bolt cutters

>not carrying a leatherman or similar with you all the time.

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I dunno just shoot it or something

crouch down and tuck

Isn’t that how you escape from a volcano

throw a semtex grenade

possibly
next time im in a volcano situation ill duck and tuck and let you now the outcome

Hm

pay for your ticket

this.
Scousers sneaking in being their typical blagger selves caused this.

Say that I'm a scouser, that way everyone will immediately jump away from me. Too bad it doesn't work here.

Lol

Start stabbing... people will move away from you

Well you'd probably be dead because you forgot to crouch

realistically, you could pull out your dick and successfully bum someone in front of you with no real repercussions

Maybe thats what they were all doing but it went tragically wrong.

Start shouting alahu akbar

Potato

If you are in that situation then its alteady too late.
I guess being prepared can always help. Keep yourself fit, carry a weapon. If you had a knife you could stab a person behind you and use his body as a shield. Or create an even bigger commotion so that the crowd will move away, like start shouting "he got a weapon" then shot a bullet to the ground, no one knows what is happening and who is shooting but they will all tray and move away in situation like this, dont openly display weapons because the crown will get angry and will murder you.

>If you had a knife you could stab a person behind you and use his body as a shield
based psycho

fart

shoo shoo reddit nazi frog poster

all scousers carry a pair of gloves and bolt cutters with them at all times. Dont ask why

what the fuck

nick some wallets and piss on already dead bodies

How fucking new are you?

scissors
just bring a bunch of scissors
there were so many people. could cut through quickly