/cric/ World Cup Final waiting room
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I would like to watch your sport for the very first time. What rules do I need to know and when does India play?
alri, first off, requests for the Bard
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controversial post which will surely define the course of the thread....
I think everybody can agree that India should come in third (3) innit bla x
there.
done bla
x
If New Zealand wins, England lose.
If England wins, it's purely and only because of the Irishman.
India lost to New Zealand in the semifinals. And Australia lost to England. Neither England nor New Zealand have ever won the World cup.
x
>when does india play
the thing I like about world cup cricket is it allows you to make a definitive pyramid of the best teams.
england and new zealand are clearly a class above the rest, thus they are in the final. they are simply all round better teams than australia and india. although obviously these two are quite poor sides, they still remain clearly better sides than the likes of afghanistan, pakistan.
grim
how many bings?
the final is not until sunday.
I know you see my flag and think I'm new to the sport, that's understandable.
Ireland has older cricket clubs than India.
Anyway, who're you up for? The guys that knocked you out or your former overlords?
About 36 bongs lad, match is on Sunday.
saw posts about this earlier and looked up the details, pretty embarrassing really
>be shitty nz womyn comedian
>post screenshot of a message from an r/cricket user
>it's this cringy rp sex thing in bad internet indian english about wanting to fuck her in a toilet while the cricket is on
>gets thousands of likes and retweets because of how weird the message was along with bluechecks retweeting it as an example of how predatory men are
>tweet finds itself on r/cricket
>reddit cucks demand to know the user so they can ban him
this is where it gets good
>actual internet indian remembers he saw a post from an account called "melthrowaway" in a dirty roleplaying subreddit
>in the post she talks about how horny she is and writes gross shit about her frumpy awkward frame to make her sound hot
>the post got no replies and was downvoted and removed almost immediately
>people post this to her on twitter demanding an explanation since she claimed it was an r/cricket user and that it came out of nowhere
>she posts in the subreddit about how it was just a joke and she was totally drunk and sleep deprived
>they ask her to clear things up on twitter
>she deletes all her social media
>the blacked out username on the message screenshot isn't totally blacked out and from what you can see it looks like the same name as the reddit account she posted the apology with
>she wrote sexual harrassment to herself in deliberately broken indian english and posted it on twitter
39 bongs
One can say that about the league not the knockout stage. The semifinals were upsets for a reason, everyone knows India and Aus are better sides. But in cricket any team can be better on a particular day.
nary a pixel poopee bla x
thanks lads I will root for India
Really sorry bla but I've been playing for the last two hours, and I think my housemate is about to return so I've packed up the guitar. Remind me next time. If it's any consolation, here's a super high-energy song I recorded earlier to wish England luck in the upcoming final
Just want a good match desu. But NZ might just cross the line.
k bla x
>pyramid
>two teams at the top
more of a mesa type formation then isn't it.
>that first chord
o no no no no nooooo
x
What happened with the first chord? I don't have speakers on my computer and can't be arsed to find my headphones, so I never listen to any of them.
Quite like the Team America songs desu, so might cover a few of them tomorrow
this one?
what a dumb bitch
mine at the top bla x
based blabard
truly the only man who can compete with snake plissken
x
Is this her admitting it's phony?
you appear to think that india are in the final; this is incorrect. new zealand knocked them out in the semi-finals (they are a better team)
india got slapped by both finalists m8 in the only games they played against them.
mirth x
Absolutely embarrassing, would be ashamed to be a woman after today
what a dumb cunt
as she seems to have completely btfo every curry who was paying attention, triggering a mass victimhood response on r/cric, I'm going to take the opinion that she is in fact based and redpilled
this is in response to in a way innit x
>tfw a fat greasy yank replies to you
this triggered
BTFO
x
lookin dapper there m8
tabla x
what does the fat shit skinned yank post here? i rarely see anyone reply to him
thinks he can make himself into a personality with that x gimmick even though everyone just sees his ugly post format and knows to not bother reading the post
she should be executed, if you disagree you're a cuck
As long as he's bumping the threads for free I'm okay with it
tabla x
rate this fit lads
KEK
She should be locked up for racially stereotyping indians!
hope it fits in the bin
Chases away potentially good new posters with his inane drivel tho i reckon
Howling
explain to me the connection between Australian and Italiano
is that a thing?
yes
oooo...i'm a rebel just for /cric/ now
lots of itays went to oz from 1945 up to 90's they integrated well
Lotta wogs here
all aussie immigrant ethnic groups unilaterally reject cricket
pakis and indians at least embrace it
who's laughing now h-haha..
>women
>plebbit
>a combination of the two
>pakis and indians at least embrace it
no they don't
looking good m8 zach
>he's started wearing a hat
>The dream is over but the frustrating times are not. While India were outsmarted by New Zealand in the semi-final of the 2019 Cricket World Cup, they were yet not in a position to return home, thanks to unavailability of immediate return tickets. The Men in Blue will have to now wait till the tournament gets over on July 14 as the final will be played at Lord’s between England and New Zealand. The Indian players will be headed to different directions from the UK but yet the team management’s failure in procuring the tickets immediately has left them stranded.
The actual and unironic state of India lads
>literally started acting on my forehead advice in 2017/18
In reality they don't want to come home and have their houses burned down
Saffas dont
Cricket is a semen slurping sport and no saffa will ever watch this charade of a competition
what are you talking about
Talked to God last night lads guess what he said
it's coming home innit
wish you all the best poopee x
poopees remind me a lot of the whites that live around me
>poor
>scrappy
>generally friendly
>conservative, God fearing
good people ngl bla x
Remains to be seen I suppose
x
Almost 6am. Reckon bed is on the cards lads
Based NEETGOD
Right lads, late GMT thoughts
Australia needs cunts. They only ever ever win with cunts. The only cunt left is really Warner. He fucked up hard yesterday which left no cunt left to bat. Ok Smith is cunt but he's not really a cunt. He probably got influenced by Warner. SIDDLE was a cunt. Strange thing is that Shane warne is based and redpilled. Stark is a cunt sorry forgot him but he forgot how to bowl yesterday.
Anyway that's why you lost. You are a nation of arrogant cunts. That team pre 2005 OMG it was based but it was full OF CUNTS. Australia need cunts to win. Them odd Aussie lads who SHAAAAT NICE ONE SHAAAAAANNNEY.
anyway Australia got BTFO hard yesterday. How can that happen when you so head strong?
>In before shut up Eoin
Eoin lives in England and probably shit posts from his UK phone. I'm not based Eoin
pathetic NEETloser
Not true, Australians of Asian origin seem to like our sports, you see more and more at the games.
m8 australia isn't even in the world cup..
yikes buddy keep up
OMG loser I'm aware they lost to England OMG you drama queen hate you.
literally never seen a single shot of a chink at a crickie game
>pathetic NEETloser
peter siddle is actually a decent bloke by all accounts
Look at his face
go get ripped off at your locsl co-op
The more I read your post...
Did you even read what I said. Fuck sake lad you are infuriating
quite an astute post if i say so myself
no co-op within reasonable walking distance where i am now though
>the """"""""""""""fighting"""""""""""" irish
Lmao are you still here. Fuck of Paki
just went for a huge mitchell starc lads
burned a candle afterwards as was an absolute stinker
im rooting for england!
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>Fuck of Paki
I think you may had a typo in that! The phrase "fuck of" isn't grammatically correct English to my knowledge. If you are speaking another language I can try and use my google translate, you'll just have to let me know what language.
I lived in Australia for awhile and this post is absolutely spot on.
What I'm not sure is if anyone other than Irish and Antipodeans (excluding Saffers) will understand the subtle nuance.
I say, chaps, is this the right way for the Laugh At Australia thread?
There's nothing wrong with the grammar. You need to brush up on your hiberno-english. A fuck of pakis is a thing.
The thing about Australians is that they're just about the best losers there is. Awful bad winners though.
Just can't stop giggling.
And people still say the Irish don't speak their own language, how dare they? Whatever is spoken in Ireland is such a butchered version of what once was English, it should be seen as its own language.
going to sleep
reminder mitchell starc is an eternal shitter and will never be rated by any man with an IQ on the right side of 115
Still feel too sorry for Australia to poke fun. I hope this subsides before the Ashes.
in the form they are in, they will be lucky to win a couple of t-20s at best
They literally just made the wc semi-final. Besides, they still focus better on tests.
Who will Captain pozzpeelia is the asses? Fat arse Finch or cheatlord Smith?
T Paine
New Zealands brave Mark Chapman
New Zealands brave Ish Sodhi
England may be better at one-day cricket, but Australia are better at not being a brainlet.
Show your working
t.Land of 'bubbling'.
seethin'
This. When Australia loses they just pretend they don't care and fuck off
The cricket world cup finalist New Zealand
>caring about what women think
You've had three finals and choked them all Kiwis, you're not going to get a better chance to win one than this time against us.
Being in the finals is an honor and a privilege that we approach bwith utmost respect. England are a great team and they are going to be the ultimate challenge in the ultimate venue. All the best for the final!
Regards
A black caps fan
had a dream last night that I was kane williamson about to walk out into the middle and bat in the world cup final, knew it wasn't real when I checked my phone while strapping on the pads and there was a message from dad saying that he was proud of me
Just woke up
if you didn't wake up with a boner, your dick is dying
touching bla x
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People should stop saying poo peeland. We are in the final and whatever shithole you are from isn't.
Show some respect
>zero world cups
>poopeeland
oh nononononononononononononono
ummm..no x
you're forever my poopeelaaaaandia
poo peeland trips
(you)
some guy i hooked up with last night just sent me a pic of his erect penis
go india!!!
an EXCEPTIONAL post, young man x
>go [back to] India!!!
poopeeland
...
Zinger stacker innit?
I ate a kfc party bucket that's meant to be shared among like 4 people alone so I'll be eating nothing but lettuce the coming days
For me, it's five guys.
eh if i'm drunk maybe. i still don't like to spend that much on a fucking burger.
just recently went there for the first time as it's new in the netherlands
vile, vile food
Been wanting to do this but have to wait until the gf goes away for work so she doesn't think I'm disgusting.
Want to go to the US and try this, in n out and shake shack
>Want to go to the US and try this, in n out and shake shack
save yourself a trip then
visit us for the national parks, and freedom x
>visiting burgerland for nature
HA! gayyyy
only thing I really miss and need from american fastfood culture here in holland is cheap mexican and texmex
we have like one taco bell here and it's halfway across the country (have been there once just to eat tacos) and no chipotle equivalent
o look, a literal pooopee child
oh hi there lil poopee
make it yourself. Mexican food is piss easy to make, at least the vegetarian ones are
Too intelligent for you
>five guys
expensive for what it is, but it's good drunk food. greasy and salty.
>in-n-out
Shitty imo. It's just fast fucking food, it's not a taste sensation. Company is run by christcucks as well. Bible verse references hidden on the bottom of all the bags, trays, etc.
>shake shack
Haven't had it.
last time I tried to make a scrambled egg I forgot to put oil in the pan
chipotle chicken is easy as fuck to make, there are a million copycat recipes. the real key though is dried ancho chilis.
Don't care about cost. I usually eat at high end places wherever I go so $15-20 burgers don't bother me.
In n out is pretty cheap and want to see what it's about. Love Christians as well
hmm..yes, well, you won't forget that anymore! keep learning and experimenting lad, make small portions first
Kiwis should perform the sacred Haka before playing
It should give them enough spirit energy to defeat the Poms
i LOVE this idea x
Whataburger
Or whenever mom makes Nihari
reckon they should perform the "no rain" haka
>waterburger
yikes
rain and overcast conditions is when they are at their best
Too many amerisharts ITT for my liking
why on earth? do you think they ever felt a tinge of sadness to us from 1990-2005. the cheating cunts can get to absolute fuck. just bought tickets to day 4 at edgbaston in the eric hollies and it's going to be GLORIOUS
I won't leave you here alone with them (yet) lad.
x
Some of us are expats
t. paki
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t. blabla
x
>t. blabla
pretty sure it's just one talking to itself
x
so, do any of you guys eat your gf's ass and if you don't have one, would you?
I personally eat ass for days
>referring to yourself as blabla
Not enough protein
oooo
yeah i ate my gf's ass
>new angry rantman video on youtube
>it's about some shitty movie
>he still hasn't posted the one he posted on twitter
hmm
Also this: Irish literature > all other english language literature.
Give us more tests, we will get better, you will like it when we tour we're good fun.
The difference is the Aussies are likeable cunts, Poms are just cunts.
>USA CRICKET ANNOUNCES NEW NATIONAL TEAM COACHING STRUCTURE
>With support from its new partner American Cricket Enterprises (ACE), USA Cricket is excited to announce the addition of a group of coaching advisors to assist with the senior men’s team over the next few months following the recent departure of head coach Pubudu Dassanayake. Coach Dassanayake has decided to step aside to allow the new coaching advisors to flourish. After achieving One Day International (ODI) status for the first ever, the men’s team is looking to continue its winning track record with a firm focus on successful tournament finishes this August and October which will qualify the team for the 2020 ICC Men’s T20 World Cup in Australia.
>It is hoped that this group of experienced advisors will provide an enhanced and optimal coaching environment in which the elite players will have the best possible opportunity to further develop their skills and succeed as a team. Central to this restructuring is the appointment of Kiran More (a former wicket-keeper, vice-captain and selector for the Indian National Team; and more recently wicket-keeping coach and cricket consultant to the Mumbai Indians) in a senior cricket operations consultancy role.
>In addition to More, the following advisors will be brought on immediately on a short-term basis:
These are: Pravin Amre (batting), Sunil Joshi (spin bowling), James Pamment (fielding), Kieran Powell (batting), David Saker (fast bowling)
feeling like this "American Cricket Enterprises" thing is a bit sus
Sounds ponzi
it's one guy.
>it's one guy.
suspected as much
unironically quite racist that joke, it exposes a lot of underlying prejudices
this is a good point, it was incredibly racist
White women are racist as fuck. They only accuse people of discrimination when tearing the supposed racist down will benefit themselves.
social media was a mistake
women out of the kitchen was a mistake.
>White women are racist as fuck
This would be a racist statement if there was a such a thing as white people.
I don't think racism is a bad thing so I don't care
so true
they don't watch sport dunno what he's on about
quite simply, Brainlet England claims a pyramid can have 2 units at its apex. this is. simply wrong
lots of truthies in here
WE.
ARE.
LIVE.
chuck a filter on mate
chuck a heart in yourself "mate"
He's saying there's two potential points on top of the pyramid. Where he's wrong is that the second highest point of a pyramid cannot be a unit of equal value to the top point.
I'm not sure what it would be but it wouldn't be a pyramid, geometrically.
is that even cricket lmoa
I don't rate the India are better than New Zealand argument. not at all
I don't even know what it's for.
Just saw it in my recommended.
Cricket outside of top nations is nothing other than depressing.
They're clearly not otherwise they would've won.
New Zealand are probably a little bit underrated to be fair.
fuck up idiot.
quite honestly, fringe teams should just give up. team sports such as cricket have huge barriers of entry. so many things need to go right before they have a world class side. if you live in one of those countries, and want to be a cricketer, your best hope would be to join a private coaching league and then earn a place in the one of the umpteen brainlet bashes played around the world.
got fourth cousins in New Zealand mate I'm basically a kiwi
too late to pretend to be a good mate. ya blew it.
The attractive and popular New Zealand.
The scrawny and awkward England.
bet Indians would find this funny but Indian-Americans would find it problematically offensive
Indian for din dins well and truly on the cards
your charm is in being the understated, underdog pulling punches above your class. your new found confidence doesn't suit you bla x
*i'm still rooting for you come Sunday x
fuck off dickhead
ah yes, that abrasive shell, hiding the sweet and tender interior. kiwis have truly become one of my favorite people in recent times ngl
I don't know about abrasive shells mate. Mostly they're unassuming, humble, a little awkward.
fuck, life is hard lads
just move this thread to reddit it where it belongs
hate news sites that try to pull this subscription service shit
fiesty, and scrappy comes to mind when I think of them now having spent a good part of this and last year on here
meh i think they're more like colicky children: whiny and crying for no apparent reason and acting like the whole world is terrible
Have you met any Kiwis outside of the internet, and in particular the chanz?
I'm being genuine, they're some of the nicest folk there is, they're easy-going like Australians but unlike Australians they don't usually get you into trouble by being larrakins and yobbos.
Keep reading kiwi posts
Keep talking about kiwis
Keep thinking about kiwis
Keep seething about kiwis
Keep being jealous of kiwis
Keep watching kiwi cricket
This is your life now
yeah mate, holidayed in poo peeland a few years ago. grim accent. women aren't bad.
its 4pm over there in the apocalyptic lefty shithole. go to bed already boomer.
True I should get some sleep. I have a long night of watching my team in the final tomorrow night. What will you be doing?
how's the missus
have extended family there, and yes, the online ones here sure seem like they are putting up a show, to impress us somehow. it's cute ngl
post images saved during the world cup
jerking off to shemale porn like i do every night
>England's Cricket World Cup final against New Zealand on Sunday will be shown live on free-to-air television on Channel 4.
>The broadcaster has agreed a deal with rights-holders Sky to show the match - England's first men's 50-over World Cup final since 1992
google.com
Watching the 2005 Ashes highlights again lads. Australia have won the toss and elected to bat. Looking forward to watching some kino dismissals.
Oh man, Flintoff’s first Ashes wicket? Cash money.
get some runs you useless cunt
kinda fucked up that one day you just apparently become too old to jump up and down in muddy puddles
>guptill due a big one
>taylor due a big one
>boult due a 5 fa
did you pull a hammy m8
Thinking it’s a cartilage issue more like
Shut the fuck up with your brainletbash poodictions you barbarian. We are talking about test cricket.
>being mad at New Zealand
based
Tough mudder exists
anyone webm this? he was breathing really hard and fast at the same time
there are actually people who form their opinions of other nationalities from what they see on Yea Forums.
>just have lie down m8 you'll feel better in a minute
grim bust also funny
based oldfag
gottem
dont steal my thing
GOTTEM.
Grim but also funny.
I wanted Pakistan to get into the semis so badly...
If only the loss against the Windies wasn't so catastrophic...
>grim accent
This coming from a fucking American lmao
JANNY ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY JANNY
Friendly reminder that this user called it.
what did you think of the Lord of the Rings stuff at Auckland airport?
unlucky you smelly fucking terrorist.
based
*dabs on /cric/*
>invent sport
>be shit at it
laughing SO HARD at ausGAYlia right now lmfao
pls no bully :(
based and redpilled
Still happy that India is out of the world cup.
americans don't have an accent mate, our speech is certified accent-free
thought it was cringey. unironically worse than the bulldogs gurnsey.
except that's Wellington airport you fucking lying fat piece of shit. you've never been here, you'd never met a NZer, you're a fucking pathetic joke of a human. fuck off.
>no lotr cringe at auckland airport
umm sweaty
that was a brief installation.
You're a lying piece of shit and everyone here despises you.
don't reply.
imagine lying on the internet. LOL
why's this poopee so interested in lord of the cringe?
I was there last week and it was still there so you're lying.
yeah and i saw it when i was there for new years 2013 you sack of shit
tfw cricket is all NZ has. tfw no one even in the cricketing world really cares about them or spares them a thought. tfw none of their cricketers are ever mentioned in the all time legends list. tfw their irrelevancy in cricket is similar to their irrelevancy in the world stage. a country most don’t care about. grim fucking place Tbh.
>poopees 0
>ameriLORDS ∞
no you didnt.
How many world cups in any relevant sport has the US won, remind me again?
Parents finally convinced me to get married. Gonna start receiving pics of prospective brides soon. Will be posting pics here hopefully you lads will help me choose the wifey.
give it up, you got BTFO because you're a brainlet that doesn't even know where there are LOTR displays
only incels hate lord of the rings
Fucking hate India/ns.
based
can white people participate in those arranged marriages?
holy fuck WHY is sebbesity still posting here. I just dont fucking get it.
tfw america doesn’t give a shit about cricket
tfw america doesn’t give a shit about soccer
not winning a world cup in a “major” sport would be a concern if we actually gave a shit enough to win a world cup.
>only incels hate lord of the rings
based
The Rugby World Cup winning New Zealand.
The Americas Cup winning New Zealand.
Cricket WC will literally be a nice bonus.
>americans don't have an accent mate, our speech is certified accent-free
Kek, weak af m8. Only the English can claim this, and only parts of England at that.
American “English” is the most far removed from proper English as it can possibly get, in both accent and grammar.
>Horribly mutilated accent with weird emphasis on certain words and vowels
>Dropping vowels left right and center from commonplace words because they can’t understand the concept of silent letters and digraphs.
Embarrassing desu
America, worlds greatest nation at proudly projecting ignorance.
I love you.
Don't know how that would work m8. When setting up girls/boys for arrange marriage parents usually look for the same region, religion, caste, gotra etc.
>making up your own triple crown of cups to wrest the narrative back from england
cope
rules 1-3 mate
chuck a filter up and never have to deal with his shit again
I just fucking hate him holy christ
>Don't know how that would work m8. When setting up girls/boys for arrange marriage parents usually look for the same region, religion, caste, gotra etc.
Damn.
What if I get a suntan and wear brown contact lenses?
why are /cric/fags such panzies
Nah, you'd have a better chance of hooking up with some girl in one of the major cities like Delhi, Mumbai, Bangalore etc. Arrange marriages are not for outsiders.
it's mostly the seething peewee
honestly can't believe he tried to dupe me with that auckland airport nonsense
fucking idiot actually didn't know there was an installation at auckland airport kek
LOTR is literally the only thing your shitty island is even known for
it's like maori australia
That explains all the cousin marriages.
aw. i want a conservative girl that listens to her parents.
guess it's off to lebanon for me.
Is the cricket world cup even a thing now, it's like it's gone off the boil a bit now. I think New Zealand ruined it with their cowardly batting.
That's mostly Muslims and certain Hindu sects in South India. Cousin marriage in Hindus is usually frowned upon and iirc it's illegal to marry your cousin (first) according to the Hindu Marriage Act. It's legal according to Muslim personal law board.
no it's meaningless now that you've been BTFO
>muslim self determination
grim
for me it's one set of laws for all
Post NZ visitor visa.
You won't of course, having never been here.
>Why is this bitch being racist to indians? How cruel of her. I hate women. Women only care about racism when it's convenient for them.
>Btw indians are poos and should get back on the shitting street
stop replying
>lose
>get mad at NZ
>ktfo of tournament
>it's meaningless
What a refreshingly un-Australian post. Well done mate.
for us it's banter, whether or not it's good natured isn't clear from basic posts like what you get on Yea Forums
she's gone out and written a story that she expects to be believable and that would actually happen for cricket because of her preconceptions of Indians. it's very different from making a racist joke on Yea Forums, where someone who isn't racist can make a racist joke for the purpose of humour. for her, the racism isn't linked to the humour and exists independently of it
lads, your daughter is marrying a foreign lad and you can choose: hindu or dindu. Well?
Also, NZ will win the cricket world cup.
she's literally a professional comedian
stop being a faggot
not very professional of her 2bh
I'll try the filter thing.
T. Shiela Dikshit
yeah, but the joke wasn't that she was being racist so she can't rely on that defence here
it's like that bong who went
>If you deport all Hispanics, who do you think will clean your toilet Donald Trump
the joke is drumpf is dumb lol but in making it she exposed her own racial prejudices towards hispanics
improves the /cric/ experience immeasurably
Yeah the current government is trying hard to push for a uniform civil code.
she's a fucking idiot, end of
4 hours of England's road to the final on Sky, how about NZs road to the final for fucks sakes. who gives a toss about England
I laughed when i thought it was real
her job isn't to not trigger redditors or make indians not seem rapey, it's to be funny and it was funny
didn't read any of it if I'm honest
Don't need one mate, dual citizen.
I'm not saying that it wasn't racist
only that it was funny and i don't care about making fun of indians for being rapey online
your drumpf joke example isn't funny -at all- and it's coming from a place of butthurt and being triggered
ah yeah misunderstood you
>waahhhh why are women so politically correct
>why do they always virtue signal about racism
>why can't they just take a joke
>indians are creepy street shitter poos
>why are women such hypocrites
>how dare she bring reddit into disrepute
>how dare she make fun of indians
>indians would never rape anyone or be wierd online
H
S
this has just descended into gibberish mate.
If I'm really honest though lads, I do not fucking understand how a kiwi can not know there's a LOTR installation at auckland airport.
Really, really, really fucking grim.
investing in SPDR there lad?
Kane Williamson do NOT write a letter to curries I will lose my shit
I feel better
being this much of a cuck
do you not have any self respect?
oh man, just watched mcgrath bowl vaughan for 3. what a kino dismissal.
lads, I made the missus a trivet with some roadside junk (rimu and tiles) today. what do you think.
Someone post the >two bad players picture
studies have shown that arranged marriages like those (i.e., matchmaker provides a list of options, parents are involved and can approve/reject candidates, and you have a few supervised meetings for courtship) result in happier, longer-lasting marriages than the western "it's MY choice, fuck you mom and dad" courtship.
has she forgiven you for the Mission Bay incident?
looks good though mate
how's the lawn today mate?
1.4 billion people are behind NZ in memory of our friend Baz
Haha wasnt me, but who;^)
Cheers.
Fuck off.
My next post is going to ENRAGE you, but rest assured, I will not be seeing your pathetic impotent reply, and that makes you FURIOUS.
you the lad with the asian gf?
seething
unironically who are you rooting for though m8. literally good guy vs good guy, bit confusing.
/^United States$/
/^Brazil$/
/^Netherlands$/
/^India$/
mattposting needs to make a comeback
You the new guy?
for me
yeah
Netherlands is a biggie holy shit. what a cringy turd that cunt is.
Yes then mate AMA
I know arranged marriages are based. I called him a cuck for showing off his wife-to-be to strangers on the internet.
listening to the Clean.
3Ds next I think.
honestly can't wait for when i'm posting from the ashes
/cric/ will be a ghost town for the Ashes. Literally fatguts, Zach and /nrl/ shitters circlejerking.
Spicy dumplings on the cards.
post a pic
Josh will be here too m8. Streaming diarrhea down your throats, flush free.
how good is 4chanX
England aren't the good guys here, they will be insufferable smug cunts if they win. We don't want to lose the privilege of making fun of them.
this is 4channel m8
based
based wogiccardo
bit of wood filler in the cracks, a nice stain and it'd look good mate
That's true but the Kiwi's will be refballed into winning the rugby world cup as usual and they will reach levels of smug hitherto unimagined holding two world cups.
this is the post
>Kiwis
I did it again.
here's a nice stain m8
*cums on your face*
meant wood stain mate
nah it's done.
hopefully the netball WC too.
No problem.
grim then
might as well just huck it back into the burn pile
should show your missus my carving skills
I won't be here, so no worries
Me at the 2015 WC final btw
fuck only had the oven on at 150 not 180 pies aren't close to cooked
here m8 enjoy
Lord's or Lords
if only you really meant it
then again richo HAS been bullied the fuck out of here, finally.
put the keys m8
nan wouldn't have a chance against me on this deck
Yeah I still can't back the Poms though.
you use a rotary or a reel mower there lad?
Fuck up.
Don't have a car anymore mate. how about a chopstick
Few survive my leggies when she's turning m8
imagine the subcontinent seethe if New Zealand wins
reckon they would completely overhaul the format so a wildcard could never win ever again
answer the fucking question kiwi nonce
Stop replying to it you dumb fucking boomer scum, fuck you’re a moron.
>p-please stop replying to him fellow based kiwi lad! we’ll totally own him if you don’t :DDDd
I dont see why they'd seethe more over NZ winning. who doesn't love an underdog story
kek
KEK
K E K
how you planning to make me pussy?
Pissrat was seething hard in the post match press conference about exactly that issue.
lad, you can't even make a proper trivet, your average kiwi nonce would probably skin you alive
gonna karate chop you to death lad.
>who doesn't love an underdog story
browns
mate, the english are the true underdogs here.
hmm they are pretty seethy
we're the good guys here though
feel like the future belongs to me lads. AMA.
dirty fuckers.
you love a little battler underdog story don't you m8?
of course I'm going for the kiwis mate
sky 2 showing the 2015 world cup matches lads
Rooting for based underdogs New Zealand:
97% of blessed /cric/
Rooting for Englel:
a bald autist, a fat LARPing septic, a NEET tranny-obssessed cazz
tuning in
Neither side has ever won it. It's a comfy two underdog story.
are you not counting indians? because they're rooting for englel
FUCK YEA englel 2015 about to start kek
bullshit
you just missed the southee 7fa lad
based
versus Bangladesh I help
Sky sports 2 literally says England's road to the final. fuck you lads on about
Cringe
all about the rebuild mate
just remembered that NZ knocked India out of the wc during the semi finals haha
told you fucks
bow down at my feet
shut the actual fucking fuck up
Just a reminder you're not white
hey yeah that was neat haha
Cringe
I'm thinking lads
Thinking about cricket.
World Cup final cricket in fact.
And I can't help but remember 2015 at the MCG. what the FUCK was McCullum's problem
Being a grammar Nazi is sooo Reddit you paki faggot
i've been really optimistic this whole tournament and been bullied for my patrician unwavering support of our boys even, however for the first time I actually don't know how we're going to pull this off. I believe we can I just don't know where the runs are going to come from because unless miracle, 250 odd isn't going to cut it, and i'm very anxious
Unbased me.
300 was par at Lords this tournament. Boulto and Hfnry are gonna have to run through their top order like trains
Big, muscular, popular trains.
want to see bairstoe cry
>5 fours in a rows
BUT NOT WHEN IT MATTERED BRENDAN MCCULLUM
all time greatest ever choke
howling
FUCK india and FUCK indians
The decision they made during that semi to just say "yeah, we'll just get 240 and defend it" is the kind of thing that might make it possible. Also knowing that Rosco has already bashed this bowling lineup in the past with ease.
What about t20 final when Stokes went full autismo in the final over
I was truly gutted.
bever been truly gutted by sports, just a game and all, but high fuck what mare
>strike rate 310.0
BUT WHERE WAS THAT IN THE FINAL BRENDAN REEEE
>'might be over in ten overs'
>baz hits another six
>'might well be'
should've called up Baz and dropped Guptill with a fake injury ngl
kek
up there too
kiwis have a knack for generating them
when we're good we're good.
Man I wish Richardson was over commentating this WC too.
yeah missed him
Guppy’s form in this 2015 game looks exactly like the form he’s in now. 200+ in the final almost guaranteed lads.
>New zealand
cringe
>macca charges down the pitch and it goes straight through him
okay I like the intent but that was too close lets just get be patient
>he does it again
brendon fucking dont
>another missed wallop and bowled this time
the pain of this moment still haunts me
some YUGE crowd catches in this one
hmmm
GuptGOD to score a double century and BTFO the haters
car getting btfo
a lyth and billings call-up would turn the final on its head
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6
6
6
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Really intelligent discourse. So glad I read this post I learned so much and I'm a better person for it.
If you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic.
Chuck manuz05 back in for the final, Nicholls hasn't does anything.
>Absolutely BTFO the batters
>go out and BTFO the bowlers
truly the most electrifying team in sports entertainment
He held an end with Kane to stop the top order collapsing horribly. If Munro was in against India he would have gone for a duck and we would have had 10 less runs.
heard a rumour ben wheeler was spotted at heathrow
how the actual FUCK do other countries even compete with this, and how in the name of sweet JESUS will I cope when we lose tmrw
I heard that they tried to fly Kuggeleijn over but he got turned away at the border.
nicholls + guptill is a kino combination if they get it right.
Fuck me, these 2015 crowds are SO much better than anything I’ve seen this time around. The world cup should always be hosted in New Zealand tttt.
Guppy finna choke again
book it
*wheels up*
he will do no such thing you heathen, I am SICK of hearing all this hate of based guppy and I can't wait for him to make everyone feel bad for ever doubting him
*gives you some uncomfortable truths about indians*
miss summer.
>The Rugby world cup in England had a 95% attendance rate
>Meme pool matches like Argentina vs Tonga had as big attendance as the cricket final will have
Grim lad
zip it nerd.
hate this corny bitch desu, like the "funny" friend in a group of roasties you meet at a club who tries to talk like a guy.
Women arent funny.
gupshit
it IS summer u monkey
this is from when taylor literally couldnt see or something right
one-eyed batting bandit
nah that was end of the year when you lads toured here
why does everyone here ignore my posts it's like im trying my best to make friends on /cric/ but nobody ever responds to me no matter how witty or comical my posts are
Lads, can't believe Engpakis lost 4(FOUR) fucking Cricket World Cup finals. The fucking STATE of Engpakistan. Fucking pathetic.
I still love you lad.
kane still sublime even back then
you probably get mistaken for sebbesity, cric's most disliked poster, or simply filtered.
Your mum sure was when she wiggled her fanny(pussy for you yanks) flaps and thought it was hot lmao #gottem
Mum's dead mate.
Yeah from sitting on muh dick lol #burnunit
Have sex
there's a really unfunny try hard yank who comes here but doesn't watch cricket, a seething paki and some pathetic indian who all post under us flags so a lot of the time I instinctively don't read american posts
...
Bit harsh mate. Think you should apologise
>ended on 5 wides
howling
No, cancer.
yikes
have sex
>Yea Forums
shan't
new
The gutsy underdog New Zealand
Oh I am sorry mate, I was only messing. I thought you'd got that from the memes but, sadly not. My bad dude.
GOTTEM
Mum's fine you faggot.
BASED
shall be ringing her up later
Oh yeh? She won't be after I'm done with her! L M A O #SHOTSFIRED
A full strength 499th post
oh nononono
>pretending your mum has cancer
Scummy thing to do. Not a joking matter. Literally going 'my mum died of cancer' to get back at some shitposter baka.