/hoc/

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>beaver edition
extremely based

SEATTLE GOLDEN KNIGHTS OF VEGAS, OHIO

>beavers
>onion rings
>shorks O6
>brock boeser alliteration
worst memes on /hoc/

You can leave at any time, you fucking newfag.

brother says he went to the detroit zoo and saw some beavers there

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Is that the name of one of the horsemen of the apocalypse?

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Friendly reminder that Eeli "Big Dick Eeli" Tolvanen will explode to the tune of 30 goals in the NHL this season

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>beavers
>onion rings
>old memes
exposed

For me it's the Saskatoon Silver Sword Guys (formerly Arizona)

good edition because i wanna fuck /hoc/ like an animal

leave randy alone!

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You mean a pipe bomb will explode at center ice, killing him and leaving 30 pieces of his body to slide into the opposing net, blown there by the force of the blast.

Onion beaver Ted Rings from Seattle Dickgirls

We put the OC in /hoc/

>oc

Take your meds.

I'm gonna fuck your brain with facts and logic

Yes because when middle eastern men choose a mate they choose the one who

1. Can carry his child to term
2.child bearing hips so can move around easier and larger vaginal canal
3. Huge breasts for breastfeeding
4. Big fat ass

When a caucasian picks a woman he picks a nerd. Seriously one day a family lineage will die because the chicks vagina cant accommodate a human baby anymore. Every future baby will be caesarean.

Xheattle Dickgirls

*tips*

Okay........This is epic

It stands for original content

>$70 for a fucking Hawaiian shirt
shant. I'll just get Shannon's wife to make me one

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Go away, Sean.

why are pretending like you have any idea what you're talking about

beavers are reddit

incel

caesarean is kino because it saves the vagina and Caesar was a chill dude

wtf I love reddit now

we know faggot, go back

Guys I WILL be getting these upcoming quints

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yeah please post some
not shitty forced memes like our op

Randy is literally s01 jak

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You seem incredibly upset

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not if I get them first

look at this fucking monkey

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Finnish forwards always bust in the first round

Holy fuck

>be dunston
>check in
based

not oc

you gotta pay the cost to be the boss

Todd from philly

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You're a hard man to please

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Shall

thinking about cell keys

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not really

>we duna have nuh oc

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>still no news of a trade
>offseason is silent as fuck
>still two months until hockey

Wake me up when this shit ends

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is barkov russian or finnish?

Finnorusan

depends

there was one repost of oc itt

happy HIGHday

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Born in Finland
Russian father who played in Finnish league

doubt

right here

D U D E

Fuck you I worked HARD on that photo
Why did you fuck it up

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i'll be waiting

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That's not oc

explain your reasoning behind this decision

I'm a semi-pro on MS paint. give me some OC ideas and I'll hook you up

It's not original, it's just a pixelart jersey with an x through it.

looking good big guy, nice shoes

wow you are a fat american

excellent points
im inclined to agree with you after considering these

look at this sickcunt
sick gains brah
mirin'

dundon giving waddel a spanking for spending money

massive trade in the works, more deets to come

Knew we could come to terms

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be happy the big lad is putting in work in the gym to lose weight you pieces of shit

Thanks bruhs
Been going hard everyday in the gym

beep beep, fresh OC coming through

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Imagine spending your time moving heavy objects around

Trading my shit in your mouth for a blowjob from you

coming right up

imagine physically moving and not using psychokinetic energy

>imagine not working out

Sounds like a shitty blowjob

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>3 pl8s on leg press
>heavy
pick yksi

i want a contract signing bonus of a half dozen mushy dingleberries

What's for dinner /hock/?

For me, it's pork.

Hahaha hey guys look at this post

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Nice script randy you desperate retard

hail satan!

my nuckies

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fries with the works

>anime
Hockey is NOT for you

beg to differ

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are extremely based

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Oh no no no no no nooooooooooooooooooo

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HOLY SHIT PLEASE DELETE THIS

hockey

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/hoc/ owns Yea Forums

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>that lone supreme victory

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bulju

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Base

FUCKING WASTED

FUCK YOU NIGGER THOSE WERE MY QUINTS

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You win again cunts in here, bravo

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tampon bay

Seething dive grasser

I win again I’m ted BTW

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post bong and cock to prove it

QUINTS FROM AKRON
*clap clap clapclapclap*

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Based and /hoc/pilled

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post cock or fake and gay

Never in doubt

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>repost
not cool ted

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looking good mate, i like those plaid shorts

FAT

now im a believer
ted, king of /hoc/

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who is this ejaculate expert?

Why is she-ted so smug?

She knows that having been born and raised in Ohio, her life can only improve.

Based

salty little bitch detected

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apolgy for bad english it is my first languagen’t

where were you when ted became /hoc/ king

i was at house eating dorito when phone ring

“ted is king”

“no”

VERY BASED

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Thinking of taco johns

No, I speak from experience. I lived in Ohio for four years.

Ohio is quite a hot bed for engineering

id love for some she-ted to complete a scope of sucking my dick

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If your taco doesn't look like this it's not a taco
hockey karlsson netminder

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For me it’s a taco Johns

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keep the change

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>tacos
hello readdit

you da man user
keep on being you

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*tap tap tap*

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hardshell tacos are reddit

for me it's the pulled pork sandwich on a hawaiian bun

>ground beef tacos

holy yikesaroony

I'd kill for a beef tongue taco rn

firing up the john deere lads

This but with pineapples

There's a place right up the street that sells them, brain as well.

looks like it has that soap plant and therefore its trash

Are you mowing?

based /hoc/

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i feel sorry for your genetic inferiority

fuck off to /ck/ you fuckwits

>he consumes food for pleasure and not merely for survival

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thanks bud

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T. needs his tongue to lie to him so he eats a plant

t. Korean

"play gloria" is reddit

>Golden Knights
>Raiders (silver and black)
>Silver and Gold
>You never know what's coming through that door

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I wish to pet him

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no

When are you going to fix your defense?

about to curbstomp a yinzer

this girl i used to work with married big hoss like right before the show started
they're divorced now, but i don't think she ever has to work again lol

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you are doing gods work pekka

Very nice fren

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youtube.com/watch?v=S6VVOmT0Vk8

ha ha quack

based

how can one little fringe sport general be so fucking based bros?

white man wins again

just saw two dudes road raging pretty hard

>all these (you)'s that should of been mine
It's not fucking fair

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MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO

WE WASHED OURSELVES IN RANDYS BLOOD AND ALL THE REDNECKS TOO

WE'RE TAKING DOWN THE JERK MACHINE TWO BY TWO BY TWO

THE /HOC/ MAN MARCHES ON

its should have m8, not should of
here, have a freebie. I've stockpiled a lot of them, I'll share

“A couple of owners told me this: He [Dundon] puts a value on things, and he does not like to exceed the value. There’s no team in the league that pays less for its front office, coaching and scouting than Carolina.”
>sportsnet.ca/podcasts/31-thoughts-podcast/july-11-2019-nazem-kadri-vetoed-trade-calgary/
>@9:02
this image is going to be the gift that just keeps on giving

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reminder

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>should of
retarded analslime faggot with an obese wife

I'm not from analslime, I'm not a faggot, I don't have a wife, and that's not even a duck.

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There is absolutely nothing wrong with sucking a few dicks to see if you are gay or not.

sorry for the overreaction then

We all make mistakes friend.

he had to lay down the law after they drafted jake bean

Yeet

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...

Never played a gacha friend

why do you have that image saved to your phone then

Thinking about firing up American Truck Simulator and making a run from New Mexico to NorCal

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did you grab Washington state yet?

can I have her number?
that's a pretty sweet design ngl

>American Truck Simulator
what

keep on truckin' friend

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=pafY6sZt0FE

youtube.com/watch?v=z7hhDINyBP0

There are people so autistic they will "play" a "game" where they drive a truck on a highway for free, doing the same thing as people who actually drive trucks on highways for payment.

Why do you care what people do with their time?

Their poor choices make me feel better about mine.

there are also bus and train simulators too

unhappy people often only find joy in expressing their unhappiness and disdain for other things that people enjoy

Farming Simulator seems pretty kino 2bh

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Golfing is fucking gay.

Nah, I moved to the country right before it dropped and it would take a whole day to download
>grab some beers
>put on some outlaw country classics
>drunk drive through the western US while singing along to Shotgun Willie
It's pretty fucking based tbdesu

Drink water and learn to grow crops. Its a very important life skill.

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so you support people getting together will all thier friends and fucking life size my little pony stuffed animals?

If you win stanlee cup, do you get to fuck all bitches you want ? Serious and important question.

based outlaw country

Pre-2010?
yes

post-#metoo?
no

imagine if bulju lived in the 80s

weird as fuck, but they aren't in any way interfering or disturbing anyone, so I honestly don't give a shit what others do with their time. Its their time

Yes and yes. Women don't like all these allies kissing their asses and still prefer to go to bed with Chads who are champions. Its just facts

pretty gay tbqh

ALL I KNOW IS THAT TO ME
/hoc/ LOOKS LIKE IT'S LOTS OF FUN
OPEN UP THE REPLY BOX
WATCH OUT HERE I COME

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what is it was your daughter wearing the fursuit

Bean was drafted years before he got there.

did someone say bean?

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Yes, friend.
I have it on good authority that this is his year.

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Good meat and potatoes lyrics.

This is what a 26-year-long cup drought does to a country.

is it consensual? Then whatever. Everyone's different, and has their own kinks and shit.
Again, i dont care what others do in their spare time. As long as they're good people and not harming others.

>has bigger dick than 95% of /hoc/
grim

>mfw I have had trouble in bed because my dick is too big
>too much girth to fit in without lots of foreplay and lube
>keep hitting the cervix
Feels bad man

hitting cervix isn't anything special but if your girth is much bigger than normally it will probably cause some problems.

Maybe stop fucking children, Doug.

That really brought the room down, huh?

2 years before Dundon bought the team and was the last dman to be drafted in the first round by Carolina. What is your point?

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thinking about naked women, lads

Nah its like everyones being bros and shooting the shit, getting along, joking around, etc, just generally having a good time and then that weird autist kid in the friend group who is all "le random funny guy xD" comes in and says some gay shit and ruins the fun for everyone

t. Doug from Duluth

america from /hoc/

thinkin bout a cheeky nap lads

Sean from Toronto
Ed from Edmonton
Ted from Akron
Sam from the reservation
Randy from Raleigh
Gary from Hell
K****rs from *********
Gr**** from Gr****
My dick from your moms pussy
John from Jerkville
Drumpf from DC
will from williams lake
Doug from Duluth
Hampus from Helsinki
seattle fans from the shadowrealm
vick from vegas
Inmate #1523AG4 from St. Cloud
Milkers from Philly
Darryl from Detroit
Jimmy from Jersey
Jackie Chan from Vancouver
user from user's Head
Sandeep from San Jose
Dexter Holland from The Offspring
Taylor Swift from Reading, Pennsylvania
davey from a fire inside
Donald Fagen from Steely Dan
Luigi from Long Island
Pedro from Phoenix
Xheena from Xheattle
the apache redskin from Yuma
Hal from Halifax
Big Dick Finn from Stockholm
America from /hoc/

who will be next?

stop

Pekka from Kuusamo

>it's been 30 degrees for a month
>run ac all night every night
>electricity bill is only $5 more than it was when i wasn't running it at all
starting to think there's some kind of electricity conspiracy lads

Randy was pretty fired up this week, lads. Hoping he cools his hot head down this weekend

how do regular people do the same shit every single day and not want to blow their fucking head off

what makes you think they don’t?

Every day is different at my job user

By always having something to look forward too

you've obviously convinced yourself that the slight differences in your days are enough of a difference and for that i applaud you

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alcohol and sloots

Some people like having routines.

where's the ass?

honestly, that monotony and knowing what you're going to expect brings a ton of comfort for some people, kinda like why guys settle for frumpy wives and that shitty cubicle job. Too scared of the uncertainty or what it brings and knowing what you're getting yourself into everyday brings comfort.

Couldn't find and good pics of wild bill's butt however I did find this.

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near the waist

Are they trying to breed a superthot?

Checking out some weapons grade autism right now lads.

alcohol doesn't even make me happy temporarily anymore, and sloots never did

if she wasn't arching her back it would almost be straight line. sad.

Thinking about tonight's Friday Night Football action between the Toronto Argonauts and the Winnipeg Blue Bombers only on TSN and ESPN+

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the winless argos vs the undefeated bombers
I wonder how that one is going to end lol

Ah, a classic Slovakian butt-check.

I dont think it will be as bad as last nights performance by the BC >Loins

Heard Sweden's putting a cheeky 200 crowns on the Argonauts.

>94181200
>200 crowns
spooky

got a hair cut. i like that feel along my neck.

post up a few pics, lad

Sven dont have money like that, have to pay all money for refugee tax

cheeseburgers for dinner tonight??

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*taps whiteboard*
*coughs*
*pauses*
*looks thoughtful*
*crosses arms*
Ahem
FUCK finland

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i've been cutting my own hair for nigh on 6 years now

gay AND bad at hockey

no need to have negative thoughts about yourself like that, lad.

We all have doubts sometimes.

seething AND obsessed

I play with my cock sometimes

That's a heck of a combination.

had a dream the leafs traded Rielly and Ceci to the avs for a couple of literally whos and i wanted to kill myself

same

>toronto fan doesn't want to kill himself to begin with
In awe at the self-confidence and contentedness of this lad

Follow your dreams.

Toronto can not afford marner

So who can? Where does he end up?

Columbus
For 6m a year

Maybe China will offer him $20mil/year

>For 6m a year

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Toronto has only $3.5m to spend

youtube.com/watch?v=A-AF_kiAvkE

Thats really bad. You can go blind or hair grows to palms. You should stop it.

t. your mom

Toronto is about to be stuck in cap hell for the next 4 years

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girlfriend asked if she could wear my golden knights jersey for her date with her bull tonight. i said no problem.

Imagine paying 2 players 11m a year

you are forgetting horton's contract will be pushed to ltir

just charged my phone

Thanks m8, she looks really fucking sexy in it.

For me, it's using my phone just enough throughout the day that I only have to charge it when I sleep

Leg press is for faggots. Squat like a real man

stewing an epic thought, don't tell me to turn down the burners buds

I don't have a phone.

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but then who was phone????????????????

listening to pink floyd and drinking koff

The cake.

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Watch these rap niggas get all up in ya guts, French vanilla butter pecan chocolate deluxe

Cappadonna's a Habs fan.

Stuck on the freeway no restrooms for the past 20 miles
I’ve got to PISS

Do you have a water bottle?
If not, then just hold it like a man.

Empty bottle.

>not pulling over onto the shoulder and pissing on the grass
dumbass

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he's dabbing

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dabbing away his tears after getting cucked by superior canadian bulls

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I just see a bunch of americans

ted, that get was hella epic earlier but you still don't get a pass until you properly clean your patio, deck, living room/bedroom, and most importantly your grill

Oh that’s all clean Brother grill just got done today

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

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>there will never be a line brawl as good as that one
Fuck Gary and fuck all the faggots whining about player safety.

Patty Roy was a goddamn animal

fights are cringe. go watch ufc or boxing.

CLEAN YOUR GRILL TED
*clap clap clapclapclap*

Remember rick Nash? Yeah well that’s me

good day, /hoc/

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youtube.com/watch?v=0QuvIv5cE9E

Diversity is just another code word for white genocide

Rick "The Secret Weapon" Nash?

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and that's a good thing

youtube.com/watch?v=GTtotMcBN8w

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Yeah baby that’s me

for me, its Brashear and Domi
youtube.com/watch?v=C6DOsGPPqyI

>the greatest ted of all time is dick rash

preach!

Imagine a prime Jumbo and a Prime Ovechkin

Well hot damn.

Anyone got the female snapchat filters of NHLers?

Picked up some pizza and wine lads

if i ever see little oc /hoc/ man again i'm squeezing his head off

>"user carries it over the blueline, its a 2 on 1 opportunity! Passes it across to user, user passes it back, Shoots SCORES! WHAT A GOAL, BEAUTIFUL PASSING SETS UP ANOTHER UNREAL PLAY BY THIS TALENTED PLAYER"

Imagine eating a delicious steak

Imagine there's no heaven

this phone number keeps calling me around the same time every day. the phone rings for like a second and then they hang up.

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You've got a stalker.

Luis from Los Angeles

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my fat dick from Your mom's vagina

>Gary, you still haven't gotten a hold of that Canadian poster from /hoc/? What's the hold up? We still need someone like that for our biggest plan yet for next season...........

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>Not making it inmate 24601

If your dick has been in his mother's vag long enough to be considered a resident you might want to get it checked out, there might be other less hygenic residents living there.

>you'll starve again
>untli you learn the meaning of the /hoc/

had a thought for a new thread

>I stole someone's oc

Is Pulju going to car parts or staying in the NHL?

staying in the 'chel because its his time to awaken and also my digits confirm it

Witness

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Guess it's finally happening

check'd

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Get in here lads

*gets in* Where we going, Jarmo?

He's gonna get picked by Nashville up for a late second and Watson and he's gonna play on the Finn-o-bust line of Tolvanen-Jarnkrok-Bulju

This is the only one I've got.

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I dont think he will come to Finnish league. He would get eaten alive by Finnish media and fans. Finns only love winning and laughing at failures.

yet anothet explanation for the high suicide rates

We going to dab on sweden

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very cool! I just gotta grab my case of beers and cartons of eggs so I can toss a few cheeky ones at sven

Hate cops
Love COPS
Simple as

>Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do.. When they come for you

LivePD is also very based. It is unbelievable the amount of people who wind up under arrest for disorderlys or freaking out on cops over just routine traffic stops and they dont even have anything illegal in their cars. Its amusing

youtube.com/watch?v=BsT1Tm4IK2E

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trying poutine for supper tonight, lads. it better be good or i'm invading winnipeg.

it's gonna be fantastic, lad
where you getting your's at?

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at a restaurant in my town. will update my hoc bros after i finish eating

really hope that one leaf doesnt burn down the whitehouse again like he did last summer, my lungs still havent recovered from all that smoke inhalation

I got something we can burn down, brada.....

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what we rolling with? Zig Zags? RAWs? Elements? Filter or Filter-less?

if they use cubed mozzarella then they're frauds

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i got some blue magoo "Trout" half g pre rolls, RAW with a filter
classy

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curds or nothing

I heard you can't get those even from Estonia anymore.

I blame jews for this

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backwoods holds 3 grams.. that’s a big blunt

nothing personnel

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Nothing personel kids

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these are such a waste of dope, just rolling 10 fucking jays and smoke em individually

>ywn go back to being 16-17 hanging out in your friends basements with music and vidya rolling up foot-long doobies and getting incredibly fucked up everyday in the summer

Laffs cannot match any offer sheet on marner over 9million, he will get $10.2
From Columbus and the laffs will only get a 1,2 and 3

Columbus cant offer that. They dont have the picks to give.

>bigger and heavier than a pack of smoke

No thanks

They have the picks to give dumby

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>purchasing raw weed
>not pen vaping cannibus oil

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the teds dont have any second round picks til 2022
"In addition, if a team does not have a pick in the next upcoming draft available for compensation, they may not make a contract offer in the certain range where that pick is needed for compensation."

That's a pickle

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>go all in
>win just ONE (1) round

for them its go big with 4 1st rounders or fuck off

OH NO NO WE GOT TOO COCKY LEAFS BROS

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yeah but those low end vape cartridges and even the high end ones are mixed with some bad shit that isnt pure THC. Bud will always be much safer

And amazingly, that's still one more than the Leafs have won in a decade and a half.

Official /hoc/ FTFY:

there is no same method of inhaling combustibles, regardless of material or method
it's not a natural thing that a person does for their development or nutrition

This has been an Official /hoc/ message::

basted

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"safe" method

>@nypost - "Google admits private Google Home recordings were leaked"
I guess China now has recordings of me spanking it to hentai at 3 in the morning and yelling at my TV when hockey is on

>rags

HOLY FUCKING KEK HAHAHAHHAHAHA

Based this thing rips I had one

sort yourself out dude

reminder that people have been smoking since we first learned how to light a fire

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Jesus Christ
Avatar fag get the fuck out

>that's not my name

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oh shit they got me on mic saying "based" or "cringe" out loud when I browse /hoc/

Based and cringed

you get out big guy, he's our friend

I yelled out "based" when I read this

hope they like hours of clapping

>he likes to clap
I clap after every orgasm

yeah that's why you mainline

if you're happy and you know it and you really want to show it

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so apparently the tv deal is gonna bump up the cap to 100m which is why nobody wants long term contracts right now

the poutine was good, lads.

i don't suppose you took any pics
>can't imagine it would occur to you, that's a grill thing

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*jerks off all over hoc*
*dabs on my way out*

for me it's the big boy breakfast x2

after all it's the most important meal of the day

Stop bringing your nigger tier behaviors into hoc. We're a very impressionable bunch.

>eriksson for lucic + pulju almost happened but he wouldn't waive to go to edmongolia
lol

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nah i didnt take any pics of it lmao.

>preserved meat
>spoilt dairy
back bone of an healthy breakfast

Didn't knew that my basic breakfast is actually Scandinavian

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These are actually based.

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"CAAALLLIIINN ONNNNN..... IN TRANSIT"

>Yëah, I'm thinking Hart and Art next season

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was thinking of getting a tan but im too lazy to go outside right now

what tv deal is that

Is it gay if I want to taste his nipples?

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The one they will be getting from ESPN

Every day.

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possibly, You may just be a cannibal

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>Yëah, I'm thinking Fart and Shart next season

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NOOOOOOOO
[Spoiler] Thank fucking god, Looch's contract is even worse [/Spoiler]

Is this edited

friday night you know what that means

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>Dzingel signs with Canes

I swear I remember him re-signing with the Blue Jackets like a week after he got traded there. I specifically remember thinking "why would he re-sign already when Duchene and Panarin are just going to leave". I swear this happened.

yeah but puljew would've been part of the package

leaf egg and after dark banter with the boys

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go eat a dick

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come do some blow

yeah :(
jesse would look great with horvat

this is a straight edge general

as soon as you shove your tongue into Buljus nose

you can have some too

That's alcohol-induced dementia.

i just wanted pulju for the memes, but in actuality he's not a very good hockey player

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shhhh
you'll ruin the memes

What are you lads eating

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nothing. i feel like fasting today

I got some steak and taters for dinner I'm just too lazy to cook right now

just housed a dbl quarter pounder with fries, lads

Fat filthy diseased rat OP picture. If /hoc/ was an animal this would be it. You all should be exterminated.

I'm having breakfast for dinner in a bit

ya seethin
ya boilin

just had a yummy al pastor taco

reminder to clean your FUCKING grill

I'll clean your fucking clock cunt

why so butthurt today poo-peeland?

Im unironically drinking moon mist too

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him and a leaf got into it last night around RPH time over lifting weights and sucking dudes off

ayo froggie lemme get a hit of that

oh i thought he was mad about /hoc/ btfoing /cric/ still

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TEACHER, TEACHER, user'S PASSING A JOINT

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bought a nicee AAA striploin lads

get a load of this uncle tom

flagpole, 3pm, be there bitch.

N

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Some of you are alright. Do come to school tomorrow

niig

NEW

idiot's

imagine taking yourself so seriously

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AZ 2020 Cup confirmed

>forgetting gender equality month
>and pk apebban month
Racist/sexist/10