NOW THEY JUST NEED TO ANNOUCE NEYMAR NEXT AND THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE IS OUR!

cant wait for barca to go out in the quarter finals

Any club can do it, they just do it as a statement to be like, fuck you, nobody can have this player... only that one time in history the Arab PSG challenged that notion with Nerman and lol look what they got

Nerman will literally dump the team to go fuck his sister in carnival time lmao. Fuck 100% Judas crawling back to Messi.

>Real fell for the hazard meme
>Barca fell for the greseman meme
>juve will fall for the Pogba meme again
Are almost-30 boomers that act like zoomers the future of football???

Plastic club

virgin van dyke did nothing and the other nog was the one who saved them several times in the second leg

they already sold cillessen, gomes, denis suarez and alcacer for 90m

if you watch the game you don't see van dijk, but if you watch van dijk you see the game

Where do they even fit Neymar, Grease, Suarez, Messi and Dembele?

The snake finally left, god I hope Barca doesnt win shit this season.

Barka defense is still trash

what's actually the point of this sport? the players and managers swap every season so why do you even support a club? it can't be because you like the players because they'll leave once someone offers them more money, it can't be because you like the manager because they're lucky to survive one season and it's definitely not because you live in the city so what the fuck is this about.

Dembele is going to PSG to play with Donatello if Nerman comes in. No way they do sell flopinho if nerman is in. So it's just a matter of rotating ratking and greasecuck.

neymar on the left, griezmeme central, messi on the right, suarez on the bench and dembele to psg

But Barca like Dembele and want to see him grow.
>shipping out future talent for a guy that forced his way out of your club and sued your club as well

Retard

You have a point, maybe theyll loan him, right now hes too immature and does more harm than good for the team

I know you're not serious but I'm so sick of hearing about that overrated nog

>Judas
Who exactly is the Jesus in this scenario that he's betraying? It certainly isn't PSG

>ours
Zoomers need to be gassed

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Isn't greaseman a big downgrade from rat king though?

in terms of mass maybe

inform ratking yes, not this ratking. but they don't even play in the same position.

Bartomeu might come across as inept for not seeing issues in the club that fans see but he is not about to undervalue dembele much less say he is up for sale.

This is all strategy to keep his value high. Fully expect a trade plus a minor cash amount.

Jesus is Barcelona. He literally left a club that embraced him and his bs because he wanted to be Messi when he just had to wait for the manlet to retire and be the face of the team. They also lost a lot of face just to secure his signing and to this day still under investigation for all the underhanded tactics and secret bonuses.

We'll sign him too, no problem

Stop being poor, lad.

Anybody of us would do better than actual Suarez, don't worry.

based

Amazing photoshop

>Messi on the right
“No”

If Neymar goes back to Barca, will that be an irrevocable stain on his career?

based as fuck brasilbro
>first mirotic from halal
>now greaseman from pateti
josep maria bartomeu and floreta literally set madrid on fire
the mad man won't stop until chadtalonia is independent and spain is destroyed

Griezmunn finally gets to play with the best player he has ever faced. BASED.

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we got Mirotic, Abrines and some other nigger. How come Bartomeu is spending so much on basketball?

>Implying they could beat liverplop with mentally weak players like Couts, Messi, Grezman and neymar.

>grr I hate this team they are traditionally our rival
>team has three ex players from "your" team and is managed by your ex manager
this, in my opinion, makes you a retard. club football is just reality tv for men.

the basket team was a bit underfunded compared to other top clubs and players are much more affordable than football ones with much lower wages

madriditis

>FUCK BOTH MADRIDS
There is only one "Madrid" and that's Real Madrid. If you want to hide how much of a subhuman bandwagoner you are, you need to refer to the other team as Atlético, Atleti, el Pupas, etc.

they already beat those shitters 3-0
this year it will be 30-0 lmao
BTFO
BARÇA!
BARÇA!
BARÇA!

CORNER TAKEN QUICKLY TO ORRRIIIIIIGGIIIIIIII

but it won't happen 30 times in the same game la
hopefully

Coutinho isnt good enough for Barca, he needs to go back to the EPL where he will be a God again.

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hey I remember rating this guy like 6 or 7 years ago, disappointment

nice

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BARÇA!

he won’t fix barca’s collective weakmind

>Neymar
If someone deserves to get shot it's him.

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up yours la
BTFO
LMAO

>not good enough for a team that hasn't made a CL final for 5 years but he's good enough for a team that's made the last 2

still, I think all these liquidity problems are because most probably mirotic, abrines and nerman were not planned transfers
but bartomeu and floreta doesn't care about money
after sandro rosell was kidnapped 2 years by spanish terrorism he knew this was a war
all bartomeu thinks about now is revenge and destroying evil
bartomeu won't stop until the streets are filled with blood
based af

WAIT IT'S CANCELLED
twitter.com/Atleti/status/1149679194235781120
>The absolute state
>The absolute state
>The absolute state
>The absolute state
>The absolute state
>The absolute state

Agreed, Henderson was Ballon D'Or worthy last year, dawg. And Milner is better than Iniesta on his best days. EPL for life.

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words no one said. good argument

Maybe you need shut your stupid fucking mouth and realize different teams and style of play require different skill sets. Milner/Henderson/Coutinho simply arent good enough for Barca, they need space to operate because lol no technical ability. Liverhoof suits him perfectly.

No it's not. Atleti's playing attention whore role for make some noise and make the transfer like if it was a robbery from Barça.

>FC Barcelona has paid the 120 million euro buyout clause
>The player will sign a contract with his new club for the next five seasons, through to 30 June 2024, with a buyout clause of 800 million euros
Fucking hell

maybe you should be questioning why barca spent 2 years chasing him and spent 150m on him la

also coutinho is nothing like milner or henderson.

allall of barca's midfielders have been shit sincexavi and iniesta left to the point they're signing KPB, vidal and spending 100m on some ajax zoomer who will be crucified when it turns out he's not cut out for a top team

hope Sandro can use his shady brazilian connections to get nerman

>120 million for a striker that can't even score every other game
What is happening bros?

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They already broke rules but because it's Barcelona, the UEFA let them run scot-free.
66% of their bugdet is allocated to the wage bill. The limit's at 50%.
They borrowed €140M this year to buy Grizemann & De Jong.
"You cannot spend more than you earn."

>you want something
>decide to buy it when the price drops
>price drops and you go make the payment
>NOT SO FAST. YOU'LL PAY THE OLD PRICE BECAUSE YOU DECIDED TO BUY IT BACK THEN

FFP wage limit is 70% of turnover

Neymar is not needed

Why do people pretend Messi didn't create 3-4 CLEAR chances that that bum coutihno and suarez missed. Alba at least is a defender but that game should have been put to rest
Maybe this french faggot will score all those chances Messi creates

>coutinho is nothing like milner or henderson
Thats like saying shit with a flowery smell is better than just shit. Milner and Henderson are gutter trash, it isnt hard to look better than them. Still doesnt make Coutinho good enough and it has shown. EPL makes anyone look good, see Fabregas. Fucker wasnt good enough for Barca either. No shame in it, just go back to the EPL.

>scores 20+ goals per season every season
>not even the main scoring striker in many of those seasons
>under Simeone

Easily top 3 in the world

yeah im talking in terms of style not ability. sounds like you don't watch much football. I'd have milner and henderson over coutinho though. the 150m was nice too.

>he's still mad de Jong was MOTM against England in the NL

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literally who can stop us?

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Wow so interesting. The richest team buys players from the 3rd richest team. What a special and unique club! This is such magic.

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>implying this is somehow an achievement

Suarez has already accepted a substitution role. He knows wheres at but he loves barca. I wouldnt be surprised if he restructures his deal to earn a little less so they can afford to pay all these players

Based

NEYMAR IN PLEASE NEYMAR IN PLEASE

AND A GOOD DEFENDER

De light and neymar in.

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AQUI É MADRID PORRA

this barca team looks promising if they get a good defender

8/10

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yeah reckon they might win leliga for the 8th time in the last 10 years

You mean the transfer to psg or the transfer back to barça?

no i wont :^)

>buy strikers superstars
>keep lanklet and pikek in defence
sasuga

KEK

>he doesn't understand how systems work

Tadic scored and assisted more in this season Champions League with Ajax than in the entire last season with Southampton

Cringinho

What defender are Barca looking it? I know De Ligt but he's going Juve.

Not enough help for Messi
They need Neymar and De Ligt

Barcelona really building a great team! Also fuck Real Madrid, fucking pathetic soulless club that just buys all the the players they can.

low tier bait. fuck off

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So who do they choke to in the UCL this year?

Barely bait, plenty of Barcelona fans behave like that. And if they don't complain about Real Madrid now, then they definitely have complained plenty the past decade. And now they justify Barcelona's spending or just pretend that Barcelona isn't spending 200m+ every season on players and just compliment the club on signing big players

clearly not the same players

Why do you care about 14 year old spics worshipping classico teams?

will messi convince valverde to bench griezmann?

>non-epl teams and players

yea its nothing

>says it wasnt a bait
>then a rant that clearly shows it was a bait
fuck off, low iq retard. go back to your 1990 world where you could just replace any good player with home grown talents. remember ajax internationally 2003 to 2017? yeah me neither

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Barcelona isn't rich, they're broke but they know how to bribe UEFA which makes them cringe but redpilled tho

The transfer of his dick into his sister

>Our
>Favela monkey that's never been outside his slum let alone in the nou camp

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>He cares about bunch of arabs and kids fighting over whos spending more

Fuck farca

Cringe

Just gib Arthur + Rakitic + 100M and you can have Nerman

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Gambling and tax evasion.

>Coutinho no longer has a number

JUST

>le two goals in two CL seasons man
nah

>atletico are saying he's still their player because the release clause is actually 200m
What the fuck is even going on here?

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>Messi needs more help.

You mean matip

De Twink chose the TSU

I'll give you matip if you know what I mean

Why the fuck would they set the buyout clause so high?

At least if they put it at 300-400 mil there's a small chance some retarded club like PSG is going to splash that cash

stream ?

>Atletico Madrid has documents proving that on March 9 a contract was signed between Barça and Griezmann. The club will go to the end

NOT SO FAST!

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HALA LIVERPOOL

Just give them the treble now and be done with it.

But you will

Let's put it this way. If he goes back to Barca, he might still have a career.

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IGUAL QUE AYTEKIN AL PSG
IGUAL QUE AYTEKIN AL PSG
GIEZMANN MANDA AL BARCA
GIEZMANN MANDA AL BARCA
AL CARRER!

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greaseman for pogba who says no?

it's just banter, try to have some fun in life you miserable twat

>have shitty defense but great attack
>hurdur lets put all our money in more great attacking players

No CL next season for you hombrero

Their attack kind of sucked too f a m

The best part is they hire all these attacking players while having a defensive minded manager that doesn't even have a good defence

sublime thread

>they're also going for Nerman

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Why would they spend money on these memes tho?

Trips confirmed. Barca wins the treble.