HEEM

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no one said otherwise

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Worthskren *wins*

>vulgaria

Remember when Stipe Miosic got injured 1 week before his fight with Rothwell.Oh wait 2 months later he fought Arlovski won and claimed a title shot what a joke.There isn't a ufc champion other than Miosic who faked an injury to get easier competitors lmao

*wins*

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*"""wins""*

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*wins the story of the fight*

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Blimey chap, that is most based

He is a ponce, isn't he?

how much cte did he acquire in these 2 fights

It's tough b, lots of haters round here, knowimsayian?
>some spic

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I get a Chariots of Fire vibe from the running Masvi kino at the beginning there.

and I remember Pena who shouted Miosic out on twitter after he ducked to Rothwell only to receive a trolling attack from the Cleveland finest myass team and fans

show me the meaning

of being sleepy

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*deletes the competition*
*is unheemable*
*rolls in the same crew with the boxing GOAT Artem*
Why is Dana so afraid of signing him???

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what revved the greekfag

>spic
Unironically whiter than both Schaub and yourself, gyppo.

die ewige Negerschwuchtel

exactly what makes Miosic the number 1 contender right now?All the ex-champs that lost in other divisions they had to fight 1,2 times more to get the W and the title shot contest.Why Miosic gets the immediate rematch and not Cyborg?

Bilburt is the most cazzie fucking guy it's infuriating

youtube.com/watch?v=3juyIef273I

>Noones, Nunes - that how ya say it?
>Dis Askren guy, Askren is it?

Cyborg heems Cormier

>eternal niggerfaggot
kek

who the fuck did cyborg actually beat

Tony bless.

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Stop saying "Miosic" like a retard, nobody cares about your drunken afternoon ramblings on r/Heem, Christoforo.

im sure i could heem u in the first round

oh jesus that caught me off guard

why is one+rizin wmma so much better than ufc? also bellator has the better looking ones

Stipe is boycotting fighting until he gets the title shot but everyone else is slightly more mature.
So he kind of forced Dana's hand.

no other fighter had this special treatment in the ufc like Miosic and Jessica Eye had.Jessica should be cut many years ago and Miosic should be selling tomatoes in some Croatian market

Burblespue Schleckt

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better fighters = uglier women
that's the game bruh

The only one who was both was Gina Carano.

Brendan fucking Schaub

Schaub was ASIAN

I bet you could flush me in the third because I gassed out, but I'd win the story

Exactly.Who else was boycotting a fight in the history of UFC? Nobody

You could argue Colby was for the title shot but now he's taken the Lawler fight.

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don’t let chile make the thread ever again.

Cyborg should fight Nunes in immediate rematch but wait a minute.Only Stipe has this privilege.Jerking of for 2 years and gets the immediate rematch with DC.

has dutchfag posted here after he got exposed as a redditer?

who gives a fuck about those trannys

let chile make the next thread

Shut your mouth, nigger.

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Absolutely based. Sleepe is getting KTFO again in the rematch.

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blurpin schlort

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>No dogs
>No woods
>No 10,000 foot hike to the summit of her forehead
can she hold it together and beat germaine

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fuck off heinz

for me, it's Aspen "No Dad" Ladd

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If you're not one of Aspen's lads then you're not welcome on /heem/.

instagram.com/aspenladd/p/BqdWXPDA7qj/

remember the theory that zuffa biggest asset was Cyborg and all these years they had her fight cans cuz they didnt want to break her image was correct

looks thrilled to see her, must of caught her mom fucking one of the 7 huskies

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Ronda fought Tate,Holm,Nunes,Kaufman.Cyborg fought Holm and won by decision then fought Nunes and lost.And all these in 145 division HER division.Imagine if Cyborg could manage to 135 they wrestlefucked her permanently

but how in the hell a fuckin Crot like Stipe Miosic gets so many privileges in UFC? the guy won Werdum,Arlovski,Overeem,JDS in their decline,in post usada era.He doesn't worth shit

Toilet Ladd
That's the new meme I'm starting

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pay debnts

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In the pre Usada era all i remember is JDS heems that scam Miosic on the ground.Even Struve knocked that scam Miosic cold.Stefan Struve

Thawts on Ryan Hall?

youtu.be/663FGO-Kv3A

then you have Arlovski the Johnny Hendricks of hw who goes down like a paper in the wind to fight Miosic.Are we fuckin serious.How in the hell Arlovski was in top 10 that time?

>Whiter than you, ivan

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imagine all these stupid fans who found impressive the Stipe Miosic ko power when he was running backwards against Werdum.Even WWE is more believable than this shit.Ko power when you running backwards.Man with this level of stupidity the ufc pass should be in a higher price lol How much they paid Werdum that night? 1.5m .Get it?

For me, its Valbong

what is the secret to his parents parenting?

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Can you shut up

Ladies Room Ladd
Latrine Ladd
Lavatory Ladd
Can't wait to collect my $10 when GDR caves her bobble head in tomorrow

They say Stipe Miosic is natural at having ko power when he's running backwards lol But you didnt see that in any other fight than Werdum.Stipe Miosic should go to NASA.So much potential lol or even imagine Stipe Miosic moonwalking to MJ songs

More like total ladd. She's dogpilled and this gives her a competitive edge once thought to only be present in lesbians

Greece working all types of awkward angles

We're probably going to see some post from Stipe soon saying he traveled to Greece and pounded out some dude's sister.

then you have Pannie Kianzad lol an iraqi refugee who fights for Sweden lol.Where the fuck they found those people?Stipe Miosic a Crot refuggee fight for US had the Croatian flag in all his fights,Kianzad has the Iraqi/Sweden flag(WTF) flag,Joanna is a polish.wtf UFC the land of the refugees

I invented grease

sleeeepy

SKUPT!

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Man, fuck your drunken rambling. Have a glass of water and run a cold shower.

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I kinda find Ladd very unappealing but I also want to fuck her bareback? Why is this?

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He's the GOAT

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So Pannie Kianzad said all that matters is to dare.Dare what bitch?To get heem and been paid peanuts?lol and then an honest fan wrote in her instagram that Kianzad was fought in the ufc to make friends and not because she is actually a fighter.I'm glad that there are people out there who understand whats really going on

What race is this

based rob

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For me, its Valbong

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Gaethje is a fucking retard. He even goes to war with the bums he fights. His chins already fractured and he's basically begging for CTE

Best post in the thread so far. If Danis isn't your boy, lose my number.

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the most disgusting thing is to see a refugee like Stipe Miosic to walk into the cage with a Croatian flag.Where do you live scam?In Croatia?No.Which country was there for you?Croatia?No
but of course America is a mixed up economical system based on minorities

You should appreciate his sacrifice to the Gods of /heem/. Win or lose it's always the fight of the night.

well thank you, Dana is my boy

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for me its The Bulg

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Ladd is ye olde wife material. Guaranteed to bear strong sons that can work the lands

>first name is Magomed
>is from Dagestan
>fifty combat sambo medals
>has a neckbeard

>first name is Thiago
>from the favellas
>one million black belts in jew jitsu
>has a tattoo of jesus

>last name is Johnson or Williams
>from the USA
>NFL background
>NCAA Division 1 champ
>has several domestic violence cases
>''With God looking over me there's no obstacle I can't overcome.''

Wew lad.

What's he up to? Silent ped suspension? I would much rather watch him /heem/ spergudo than to enjoy DeCandameme WMMA bout.
If you can into photoshop, can you combine Askren & Faber chin so that we can have our own gigachad instead of that armenian?

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fights in the mexico card

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One last run at the _____

brother, strap

>the most disgusting thing is to see a refugee like Stipe Miosic to walk into the cage with a Croatian flag.

he doesnt go in with a croatian flag, even if he did it would make him more american since american are we wuz...and his parents are croatian, he doesnt even speak the lingo, chill your crazy hot ass now.

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Black guys that wrestle seem pretty free of the domestic violence and criminal history that follows black guys in the NFL.

Why is that? Look at guys like DC and Rashad. I'm kinda racist, but even I'd feel comfortable in their company. Even Jon Jones is a criminal in more of a rich white kid way, doing coke and getting arrested over hit and runs. That's trustfund baby shit.

Does wrestling unironically teach everybody good values?

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Valbong bless

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suppose Conor has to fight Tony Ferguson in America.How many Irish you're about to allow coming in your country fellow Americans?You want to tell me that in a fight with Tony Ferguson Conor will have the biggest crowd in US territory?? hahaha

Anthony Smith goes off on Corey Anderson: ‘No one wants to watch you f*cking dry hump someone’s leg for 15 minutes’

“As far as getting back to Jon and who I’m gonna fight, I think there’s me, Jan [Blachowicz], Corey Anderson, and Dominick Reyes,” Smith said. “One of them is gonna fight Jon, so I would take myself out of that. It probably won’t be me. So, when it comes down to Jan, Corey or Reyes, one of them is gonna fight Jon, one of them is gonna fight me when I come back, and the other one is gonna sit and either fight someone lower down or wait. So, I’ll fight one of those three guys, likely Corey Anderson. Wouldn’t mind knocking him out either.”

mmafighting.com/2019/7/12/20690811/anthony-smith-corey-anderson-no-one-wants-to-watch-you-f-cking-dry-hump-someones-leg-for-15-minutes

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Kevin Lee.

fighting, contrary to popular belief, teaches people not to fight others on the street and be a good boy, most good teacher say theyll kick you out if they find out youve been fighting on the streets

Maori

youtube.com/watch?v=UjglpMysDAA
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Yoel heems Memebender easy

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Askren's head

In many ways, askren is still undefeated

you're an American that posts here with a Croatian flag.You want to be a refugee in your own country.ok get it.Keep going and bring more miosic in your country to bang your sister lol

Golem get ye gone!

Are refugees like Stipe Miosic tax-free when they live in us? Any Lawler here?

Half white half:

Is Aspen Askren going to get flushed by an overhand right in the 1st round?

Rahsad is gay so he doesn't count

>Even Jon Jones is a criminal in more of a rich white kid way, doing coke and getting arrested over hit and runs. That's trustfund baby shit.

this is an insighfull observation! thing is that non striking fight sports teach you humility unlike nigger boxing.

>Any Lawler here?

Lawler here, listening.

I Invented the Bean Asscan meme

what about a Lawlor?

I want to protect her

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C'mon b

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Anybody else watching ONE right now? It's on BR Live for free

Angela Lee was robbed

I revved the greecey boy last thread by mentioning based stipe
I created greece (and toilet till)

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askren still beats khabib

Yeah wtf that Michelle fucker didn't do any damage

Wrong. Hopefully The Shitalian gets shadow realm'd. There isn't any reason for this rematch.

yeah the scoring is pretty weird there was at least 2 weird decisions earlier too

You just can't deny Luke's tawp game, b

obsessed beaner

still my girl

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Can aspen actually beat germaine?

They were clinching pretty much every five seconds last time in defense of the commission, even if it was a corrupt call

>shitalian
i cant believe Italiophobe still exist in 2019, how do you get the ONE torrent btw?

There's gotta be a way to watch it in your country don't they advertise a potential audience of 9 Billion people?

i was going to but passed out and now i'm uninterested

unironically a good point

i miss him bros
fuck karmarpoo epoosman

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The better question would be
>Can aspen actually lose to germaine?
The answer is no. She will still be /ourgirl/ whatever happens.
Just in time to see SHITio POOtrosyan get retired.
youtube.com/watch?v=UjglpMysDAA

how hard is to move from you bed to your wheelchair?

Because heavyweight has nobody else

Baby Cynthia Calvillo

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Top left claimed btw, I would propose to Juju

neat thanks racist prick

Spicy first round

if pissrael didnt fail as a kickboxer he could be here

what exactly is this webm attempting to convey?

UFC was always the goal for him, his coaches decided to put him in kickboxing for a while for experience while he honed his wrestling and BJJ

19-19?

I want robert Whittaker to win

Only old fag remember mma before mma

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I have it at 20-20 because I can see clearly that Petrosyan sucks balls

Is woodley done?

youtube.com/watch?v=gS3sGelbRQY
Um, yea im thinking shes back guys

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It should be Ngannou but DC would grapplefuck him

29-28 Petrosyan, close fight

probably. doesnt the nigga have arthritis or some shit?

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MED BVLL WINS LOL

For me, it's MMA photographer Tracy Lee.

Remember when she flushed Aspen Ladd?

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who is even fighting on nip championship?

youtube.com/watch?v=zo4_Iq_Wk7k
Spicy banger from earlier today

What the fuck is la creatura on the right?

Fuck Italy
Fucking Spaghetti heads with their fucking bullshit again
I'll fucking gabadoosh all those shitty pizza people yadoosh gababoosh

>Nicoloni wins
>Petrosyan wins

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Aspen Ladd looks like she fucking stinks

she's been a ufc hanger on forever

Whittaker looks like every race mixed into one, his nickname should be THE HYBRID , not niko price's

Are they celebrities in Italy or no one gives a fuck about them?

CTE'd as fuck

or drugged

everyone stinks after a workout
some definitely more foul than others though

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kek

100% flushed and the most overrated champ in recent times. His resume is awful for someone that was being considered the best welterweight ever

the latter, here people give a fuck only about football and motorsports

I haven't heard anything from Luke Rockhold and it's been almost a week since he got gadooshed.

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Oh!
Gabagool? Ova Here!
Capisce?

Bill Burr on UFC 239,

youtube.com/watch?v=3juyIef273I

It’s literally better than GSPs

Based.

Hey it's me Luke, I'm doing okay

lmao almost no one likes combat sports here

youtube.com/watch?v=WydWf6RHNOM
chael confirms ben won the story

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Do they know who Rocky Marciano is?

based ben remains unflushed

>just broke my new weight record
>158
reckon I'm liable to execute anyone here with my fists so best to keep a safe distance

instagram.com/explore/locations/40370839/the-range-702/
quite the hot spot for fighters

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the 4 look like they're dead inside wtf

probably no, pretty sure Sakara is the only well known fighter here

yeah that boxer with all the fixed fights

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such is life as a med*id.
People either give a fuck about football or about homosexuality.

youtube.com/watch?v=7sfaSVvUVls
fat ladd had to get nakey heem

mmajunkie.com/2019/07/ufc-on-espn-plus-13-germaine-de-randamie-aspen-ladd-urijah-faber-weigh-in-results-live-video-stream
fat asspen lard already made weight

Unfortunately we can't post stuff like this here.

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If blacks all grew their afros and beards they'd be truly unstopable

14:20 is tha hottest thing ive ever seen

LOL her body is about to shut down look at her shaking. even with the nutritionist and no travel she's a pound away from hospitalization

hahahhahahaa when will they learn?

What the fuck that shit can't be real.
Look like a jet lie movie.

fucking hell, imagine the smell

bitch is built like a female Yoel Romero m8 what do you expect, shes a fucking tank

the Ladd braps would heem anyone, 'cept me ofcourse

Wtf she looks like death

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Sounds like a good culture. MMA fans are universally trash. Bunch of losers, drunks, sexual deviants, criminals, juggalos, just the absolute worst of the worst humanity has to offer.

Divegrass and motorsport are pretty patrician by comparison.

lol ladd looked like a battered wife

projecting

is that a fallout ghoul

Why is her skull so odd?

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based gdr will flush this disgusting sow

next months rent on gdr

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Fucking kek lmao

imagine aspen winning and then having to make that weight cut again to fight nunes

california is the place with the weight cutting rules too

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What's going on here?

No way Dana lets her fight. Watch the video.

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yeah he's not letting the 1st ufc death be a woman

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you think she let one rip there

Lmao lad stop, you kill me

women apparently smell rank on weight cuts

god, if she did.. I'd kill to be that curtain

why

My guess. Dehydration = gross vagina

Predictions for the rematch?

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lmao salty val. i hope she loses again

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an asian woman crying over her brother winning

poolentina shevcanko is getting flushed and exposed

>saving a leafs number
im laffin

she didn't even make 135 this guy was shook af and just let her have it.

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In the aaaaarms of and angelllllll

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lol fuck that rich pretty boy faggot

>moves it to exactly 135
>clearly drops immediately
>ONE THIRTY FIVE

>Update
>Lad dead
>Shit Lads

what are you a fucking misogynist dawg?

ee-e-e-eee-e-ee-e-eee-weeawambaweee

An*

What’s next for Luke “Versace” Rockhold?

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190 110 kg id heem any of u lightweight bums here

sportsjoe.ie/mma/aspen-ladd-ufc-229-fight-180021
What a fucking cow jesus christ, shes only 5'6"

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seething

Imagine getting mogged by your mom.

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>id heem any of u lightweight bums here
170 65kg here thats fine im a featherweight

Haha fuck that pretty boy, Bisping turning him into a meme was the best possible timeline.

>poolentina shevcanko
I wanna know whos not a can in heems eyes

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mmajunkie.com/2019/07/ufc-sacramento-video-aspen-ladd-trembles-weigh-in

watch it from 40-50 seconds does that look like she made weight to you

The crazy thing is they're standing right next to each other

Her mom is 10x hotter than Aspen “Big Fridge” Ladd

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>13.5 miles of high elevation
>still fat

I'm not the one getting CTE and flushed down the toilet, sweetums.

4'11 men should kill themselves

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Rate my living room guys

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He’s the future GOAT

Is this the Girlrilla

now imagine how weird joanna will look in october at 115 with those breast implants

Patrician

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Who's had the biggest fall from grace of all time? And why is it Johnny Hendricks

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the one and only. with wins over valentina and jessica andrade.

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They probably look gross

Is that recent??

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

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jon
khabib

that dog got down syndrome or what?

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getting mommyvibes off this one

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There is the insurance policy

It's the hair, b. Looks like a top-tier waitress in a small town diner.

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Midge uprising soon. They’ve had enough disrespect from the >5’8 menace

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If Askren wins against Jorge he’s back to 19-0

complete lunatic

How fucking unprofessional

Damn, I thought that was his gut in the thumbnail

Id give her my tip

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Bet the house on De Randamie. Also, I just invented "Gaspin' Ladd"

Aspen Ladd is the tool that been used by zuffa in favor of Jessica Eye.What actually happen when she had to fight Jessica Eye?She got food poisoning and the fight got cancelled.Then Eye went down to flyweight?What actually would happen if Aspen fought Eye? Demolition.Except if you're an dumbass thinking that Eye had a chance against Aspen Ladd.I'm prooving little by little how this scum duo Eye+Miosic got privilleges over other fighters

>Also, I just invented "Gaspin' Ladd"
not so fast mate, I actually thought of that like five mins ago

She's pretty cute.

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this gimmick is weak my guy

She is clearly acting just like she did last time

It's a flannel over some overalls

her mom is way prettier than she is, she must have got the hunchback-like face from her father

Where can one watch this fight

It's not even available legally as far as I know

t. woman on dating site

they're not allowed to be unprofessional in california they monitor your weight cut. her fat ass can't handle being at a healthy weight.

> built like a female Yoel Romero

More like female Cormier, with all due respect.

What are some kino UFCs/UFC fights?

imagine being shorter than fucking 5 feet lmao

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>the cope already being laid in place
Sad!
If you say anything but "i am going to fucking dominate and end that faggot's fucking life" then why even fight?

lewis vs ngannou
theodoru vs brunson

If anyone cared about this fight fans of germaine would be pissed the commission let her come in over weight that scale wasn't even balanced above 135

I don't think it was filmed. The promoter, C3 fights, doesn't televise their show it seems like

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it's already ogre
imagine having picked fatspen lmao

maybe canuck divegrass fans.
Scottish fitba fans are the absolute dregs of humanity. At least mma fans don't regularly heem each other

the second CM Punk fight

now they say Aspen is a professional but people forget what happened with Eye.How professional Ladd was when the fight got cancelled?Nothing changed.Ladd didnt fight Jessica Eye cuz they told her not to and Eye got her ticket to the flyweight instead if been cut from the promotion

Is height the only genetic trait you're openly allowed to mock? I hope we get to keep it abit longer cause this is fucking hilarious

fuck kimberpee lav, and her six kids whose names all start with A

Have already seen those instant classics, but thanks. Who wins the highly demanded Francis vs Lewis rematch?

they should make her reweigh, struggling for 135 at 5'6" is DC tier, what the fuck is her meth addict mother feeding her

Francis heems his balls cold

In a slugfest? Ngannou.
In a tactical chess match? Lewis

lewis heems him this time, ngannpoo is absolutely shook when fighting black dudes his size

i am 5'6 and walk around at 135 on the button, Fatspen Fridge is taking the piss

the biggest part to the decision of Eye not to get cut been played by Stipe Miosic.Miosic is the only responsible that we saw that disgusting fight between McMann and Eye a fight that Eye didnt even tried a single patch and been paid 20k for this garbage

pay debt and go on rants after

Ngannou obviously, he just lost the 1st cuz he was shook

Maia vs Usman

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you really think this? couple other ppl are saying that

>her fat ass can't handle being at a healthy weight.

Exactly. Its her job to be on weight. She deserves no sympathy

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holy shit this greekfag have been at that for literally hours, this shit is worse than spammy

it is spammy you goof

Lewis is fucking terrible. Has to be one of the worst ranked fighters in the UFC. His only chance at winning is when retards SWAND AND BANG with him.

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Someone should Photoshop him hitting a dab here.

This guy knows what the real deal is.

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The other greek guy is retired.

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I thought you were just being a prick but she really looks braindead damn
Is she gonna make it bros?

imagine the smell

I only support him because my old coach was in his corner for MSG and he lives 40 mins away from me (Considered close for Texans). Not a fan of his fighting style at all.

The first fight of Jessica Eye in the flyweight division was against Faria a Brazilian can.Imagine that.You're about to get cut they give you Aspen to save your career and go safely to the flyweight,you go to Dana,saying "I can't beat Asren but boss can i go to the flyweight by a deepthroat?"Dana agrees and the deepthroat was too good that you fight your debut against Faria who? and you fuckin win by split decision lol

My favorite Story of a Fight in the UFC is when some faggot cutbabbies too hard, ends up heeming themselves because of it and gets absolutely murked by the manlet they tried to bully

the doctor cleared her

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>imagine a mother/ daughter 3sum with the Ladds on twin sized piss stained bed covered in dog hair with micky mouse sheets
>afterwards you n aspen share a peperoni stick while mama Ladd smokes a fat bowl of crystal, while the other 5 kids fuck about

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the UFC also pretended Al made weight against Khabib when he didn't, they just want their cards intact

she wouldn't, Ketlen Vieira is fighting Amanda next lad.

not only jessica eye got her golden ticket to the flyweight by fighting the unknown Faria but after the fight she won by split decision lol she had the nerves to tell this is the right division for her lmao brainless bitch picking the potatoes from the floor in McDonalds is the only job that suits you

askren won the lead up to the fight [1-0]
masvidal won the fight itself [1-1]
askren won the aftermath of the fight [2-1]

in the end, askren is the big winner

Seek help, Heinz

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Thoughts on this mount tech?

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UFC is just gonna wait until someone dies before they take the ONE approach, right?

aren't you a redditor m8

Why does this sound so much like a real scenario

yes but I called someone a nigger and now I am banned from r/mma

What the fuck, why would he just sit there after the gator fucked his shit up? He's lucky the gator even gave him a break.

Based

I would come out to sweet caroline, thus immediately winning the story of the fight
Nothing personnel mate

That is a lucky man

Modafferi would do more damage to Shevchenko than any best version of Jessica Eye.Not to mention that night Faria was the better fighter but i believe Eye had the better judges

post screenshot of thread

rangebanned from posting files
also even if I werent, I wouldnt be arsed

>comes out to the Rocky theme or Remember The Name, immediately nullifying your entrance and making everyone root for me automatically
Nice try Toilet

i can't wait for zoomersanya to flush mma of washbasin whittaker

I see your naff walkout and raise you this
youtube.com/watch?v=bSNyTxIVxa8

no wonder this stopped
archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/IMG_6454/

Have you ever realised why Jessica Eye doesn't tweet to any other woman fighter in the ufc? cuz she fuckin has no friends.Everybody know that her and Stipe Miosic are the company men

has Shakensanya ever wrestled in his life? Rob is going to end his life

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incredibly lucky that gator was in a good mood and just wanted him to fuck off. easily could've ripped his arm off in one motion

i invented Ben Aspirin

i'm actually not schaubposter but he might have been affected by the rangeban. and I did cause the rangeban so perhaps I do deserve credit for heeming him

kevin pee

lmaooooooooooo

Jacare is fair but firm

3 piece and a soda!
My balls was hot!!
Dad Cerrone!!!

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/OurGuy/ Bobby Knucks is unheemable, ungrapplable, and wins the story of every fight before he even enters the cage
How can this lanklet meme fighter stand a chance

Remember when this faggot's meme methods were considered revolutionary?

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>gets wobbled by a headkick from fucking Kelvin

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because its happened

Urine "piss" pee

and then you have pannie Kianzad wtf man if Dana white tells her "Suck my slong to get a 3-fight contract she will polish his dick and regenerate it like a brand new one.What fuckin miserable people they all are my god

boomer has balls of steel, showed no fear

prime me heemed schaubposter

Were they? He was always touch butt in the park man even before conor got exposed

They won't be able to because commissions get part of the fine when fighters miss weight

hey anybody got a stream?

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*pats case of water bottles*
quite a few streams in the works mate, be patient

All I know is MVP and Conor both haven't been doing well despite "movement" training.

Yes mate got a couple
Would you like number 1 or number 2? I've been eating a lot of fruit

*pisses on you*
Haha sorry mister!

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pffffft lmfao prime schaub heems ngannou am i right?

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This. You could see the fear in Ngannou's eyes when he fought Lewis.

how naives you are man.If Dana goes to Ben Askren and tells him,you get your shot against Colby but you have to gangbanged by Fertita bros what actually do u think Ben Askren will do?? lol

Ufc.tv

lol

Fucking Florida.

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*puts cock away
>>>r/mmastreamz

Is this really the difference between 6ft and 6ft 4? Not as big as I thought

Who u think has power in the ufc?Khabib,Conner?lol Theyre just pawn,they pay them a fortune to be their puppet.They're powerless.If they decide to leave ufc without zuffa knows they;re done.Whatever they earned will become debts

Reaper is practically wearing heels

It's true and cazzies are falling for it

Kofi Kingston would heem Izzy

well when you really think about it it's 4 inches

You also have to take into account that adecanya is physically wilting before the might of chad bobby

MVP is unbeaten

sure thing bud

ummm... sweaty....

When Conner had to fight Mayweather,Dana was stuck to him like a siamese.They will never let her go unless they reach to 40

Bobby's wearing normal dress shoes. If anything Adesanya has the footwear advantage with those Zoomer shoes that look like they have bricks tied on the bottom

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this

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MVP is still my favorite young prospect

In many ways Lima won the battle but MVP won the war

It's 4 inches, so basically an average penis. Not a big difference at all. When you factor in hair and shoes, you might not be able to tell someone's real height anyway.

Stipe Miosic net worth was 2 million in 2018.America the land that all retarded have a change to be rich lol

>LOL why the fuck do i care? Here, take these Rebooks and GO FUCK YOURSELF!

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I hope this meme of shitty tactical Strikers ends. Why would you ever lead with a cross and commit that much to it

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>2 million networth
>rich

Maybe in the 70's.

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>4 inches
>average

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How did you get to Canada Elliot?

In europe you're settled for life with 2 million, especially in Greece

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North korean

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Well done America!!!! hahahah fuckin idiots.A turd refugee got them fools hahahaha
>walkout song
youtube.com/watch?v=7Dw_aj68Gqg

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Won the story of the fight, unironically, he wins the rematch

Is this the spammers new gimmick or something?

pay debt

if you have to ask it's a yes

It looks like quite a big difference to me but I'm 5'8".

bet the house on gdr

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What?

>enter in the ring with spooky black music

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1562956799316.webm

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I'm not spamming,I just express my opinion in various mma subjects.Spamming is about to repeat yourself.But what to expect from people that helped Miosic to get rich?They're fuckin brainded hahahah

oh no no no

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ethnic_groups_in_the_United_States_by_household_income#By_ancestry

No one asked your opinion on anything, go write a blog.

First openly gay male UFC champ

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just pay debt my man

Koksal Baba vs Bagel GOD
Dana make it happen

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>train kickboxing for 3 years
>spar a lot even compete 2 times
>never been in a street fight
I'm actually curious if I could punch someone first. I don't think I have that nigger instinct in me. Anyone trains and been in a street fight?

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>polish
>never been in a streetfight

Last I've heard in Poland you get gangraped by hooligans just for existing or not liking their favorite football club.

I was in a fight but it was really underwhelming. The actual exchange lasted about 1 second and then he just covered up shelled up and I beat him around for a few seconds. Wish I would have just knocked him out

I folded someone up and threw them down some steps when I was working doors, but ultimately Martial Arts is about never having to hit someone, only as a last resort, and having the discipline to defend yourself effectively.

Most Martial Arts actively discourage MMA as a career using their teachings.

Only if you go to football games, Ultras don't target civvies. They fight other Ultras. People who go to football get caught up in it as well, which makes them cunts in my eyes.

British Hooligans have been fighting on empty lots miles from the stadium since the 80s.

kayla harrison
angela lee
julia budd
aspen ladd
why is there so much wmma this week

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i just carry a gun lol martial arts are a meme

Do burgers shoot each other when an argument gets heated?

the dark ones do fer sure

That dog on the left is an absolute unit

Free ASAP Rocky

based

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Only Tony forgives.

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>takes great pride and often talks about how long of a career he has had with zero head trauma, because he just wrestles
>these are his first two UFC fights

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based tony posting

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he's huge considering he goes on forced marches every day they must be murdering backpackers and eating them

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It's going to be a sad day for all the Tony fans in here when Khabib dominates him for 25 mins.

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lol did they build this street after GTA 5? It looks IDENTICAL

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Luke wins the rematch

Did he just bounce a baseball?

Is Jon natty now?

can you even be natty if you were ever not natty? i say no b

What do you think the sex is like

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What was that throw that Luke was attempting at the start here? Power pushing the other guy with one arm?

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Jon fucks her, while her CTE makes her forget it ever happened, and then he steals her wallet.

She’s definitely a top

Like this

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for real, aspen looked in fuckin horrendous condition at the weigh in.

Black guy is Holly
Cuck is Jon's penis
Blonde is Jon's brain

I don't really care about Poodilova, but if she sheems the salty cunt into oblivion, she will be my girl for a day or two.

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get help

I'd have sex with Cyborg.

Ladd lads why is everyone saying GDR is going to win now? Ladd was just as shaky during her last weigh in and BTFO her opponent. How can anyone think she's going to lose?

Should I watch Aljo on Rogan or was it boring?

Id try out Bailey jay

Who is she fighting?

get help.

I love how Tony just despises him for taking the easy way out.

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I think Tony was conscious about them being booed for the fight ending that way, and after he landed illegal strike.

The ultimate salty cunt's sister. The one who begged Dana to create a division specifically for her because she couldn't get the belt anywhere else.

People were actually hyped for this mismatch

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would you take the head or give it

It took Conor 32 months to go from 0-0 in the UFC to the champ

11 of those were recovering from knee surgery

So it took him 21 months of fighting, it would have taken 17 months had Aldo not pussied out of UFC 189

Conor fought 7 times in 21 months or once every 3 months

CONOR BLESS

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>implying Khabib will ever fight a top 5 fighter

I honestly think she would sound really hot if you fucked her. I feel like she moans really well

I probably will, Ladd looked like shit in her last fight, zero defense.

Hey, you can't do that!

conor mcgregor last win was almost 4 years ago

Oh Antonina. That fight will be a banger, I like both of them

i really like the new agressive way that pettis is fghting now

Conor won the story against khabib

If only his bones cooperated.

uh I mean “she” hasn’t a pretty feminine voice you know?

Ha

Aspen looks like she's taking big fat ogre schaub at the weight in

Is Cormier the P4P GOAT?

Why is masvidal so sensitive to trash talk when his teammate is Colby Covington

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lol fuck no

imagine how hard you tilt the retardometer that you can't understand what the man just posted.DONT YOU EVER VOTE

they're more than teammates, they've known before Colby started his character

I think its the money. Most of the time you can't make shit wrestling. But in the NFL you make millions which attracts gold digging whores that eventual enrage their neanderthal NFL husbands into punching them in the fucking throat.

because her striking is trash and she's fighting the best female kickboxer in ufc

get on my guard

I wonder if the Masvidal character (because yes, he has turned it up to 11 lately) is inspired by Colby's success being trash on the mic.

How knowledgeable is Rogan? I think this is a good move for Vitor

mmanews.com/vitor-belfort-invites-joe-rogan-to-corner-him-in-next-fight/

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youtube.com/watch?v=OaL8GkSGmIY

Should've mentioned Magomed's last name is slavic formatted, like Abdulachmedov, and the mandatory neanderthal hairline.

>vitor gets rocked
>STIP THE FIGHT STOP THE FIGHT STOP THE FIGHT

Unironically yes. Jones will be the GOAT if, and only if, he beats DC at HW. But Jon is too much of a pussy to fight men his own size.

>OH THIS IN DEEP VITOR YOU NEED TO SQUEEZE HARD
>hes out of it

>VITOR YOU ARE GETTING MAULED HERE ILL STOP THE FIGHT

She has shown zero head movement, or any other striking defense in her last fight. And GDR is pretty good at striking. Plus Ladd took a lot of damage in her last fight, and it hasn't been even two months.

It's not that Adesanya is a faggot but the guy thinks he is the new Anderson Silva by having only a brown belt in bjj.This guy is so fake the exact same level as of Stipe Miosic has ko power when he running backwards lol

>vitor gets hit once
>OH ITS OVER ITS OVER IM THROWING THE TOWEL

Why are you so obsessed with this KO power while going backwards thing?

Greekfag, how do you feel about the whole thread wanting our Song Bigdong up your shitposting ass?

Greece, are you mad at us deutschländers for draining you out of money? I'm sorry Greekboy.

Better than letting Victor fight Kelvin

How CTE'd is Stipe, on a scale of 1 to 10?
1 is not at all and 10 is mashed potatoes
youtube.com/watch?v=z0LOd0PyKrU

youtu.be/KigAiBmKE34?t=220
Okay, that was obviously not 135. We can see the numbers. The guy lied. While filmed. The camera looking at the numbers. What.

2/10
Chuck Liddell is a 7/10
Floyd Senior is a 9/10

Kek
He was born with CTE
He still finna retire dc

Report it to the officials. This is wrong and have you noticed how nobody has missed weight in the last bunch of UFC cards. Also, did you see how they conducted the weigh in for the Sweden card; that one looked very suspicious as well

How come no one beats the shit out of people in guard like Fedor did anymore? Just punch them lol

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>europoors
I guess the memes were right

God fucking dammit

Heem thyself u hairy seething manlet

>Mexican calling anybody poor

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the greatest main event of the year is going to be cancelled

there’s no cans anymore

Ladd lowkey looks like my ex, what do I do brehs?

Khabib kinda sorta does, just from half guard.
Mirsad Bektic (on this card) also does. Look out for that.

Put her on a diet.

Who cares? Honestly why do you care?

Yes, I fucking care, what the fuck. When you are cutbabbying so hard that you need fraud to fight, its time to move up.
Be a feminist and give this the same attention it would get if that was Khabib.

Khabbi is a cutbabby

People in the American continents have a weird vision of money where the more they make the more they NEED to spend. A reglar person thinks that Once you can put together a million you’d literally have to be retarded not to know how to set yourself for life but for them is only a gateway to more debt and expenses.

Get a life bro. I know it's tuff in Bulgaria.

>have a million dollars
>buy 10 apartments near universities
>rent them out
>make more than average wage passively

Wow so hard, me no hablo economica.

Jesus, seek help

Wait, Germaine de Randamie is based? I was unaware honestly..
youtube.com/watch?v=xEBFzB7vgjg

will Dillon be the first amerimutt to ever win the UFC sport?

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I agree with this. This isn't fair to Germaine and even more wrong if she gets grappled for 25 minutes tomorrow

let twitchy make the thread

go not care about the sport somewhere else.

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New

>wmma
>the sport

• This day exactly two years ago

• First rumor about a fight / December 2016

• Official announcement / June 14, 2017

• World Media Tour / July 11-14, 2017

• Creferences before a fight / Floyd - 1, 16. Conor - 5

• Career record before the fight / Floyd - 49-0. Conor - 21-3

• Weight at weighing / Floyd - 67, 58 kg. Conor - 69, 39 kg

• Purchased on the promotion of the battle / about $ 50 million

• Fight Result / Floyd's TKO Victory in the 10th Round

• Refereeing Notes / Conor won 1 round. Floyd - the remaining 9

• A significant blows / Floyd - 430. Conor - 111

• Earned (Fix + PPV) / Floyd - $ 300 million. Conor - $ 100 million.

• Sold PPV / 4, 3 million (second result in history after Floyd - Pacquiao - 4, 6 million)

• Possed with money for the fight / collective report of bookmakers around the world - a total of $ 85 million was delivered to the battle. 6 rates of $ 1 million were made for Floyd in Vegas. But surprisingly, Conor had more petty bids. People believed in a sensation

• It's funny that Marshall and Le Blanc fought for this fight, whose fees for the battle were ... $ 5 thousand and $ 3 thousand. This is exactly 20,000 times (Floyd) and 6,000 times (Conor) less than fees main event fighters

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