/seriea/ & /calciomercato/ - Milan Ultras SEETHING edition

Because of Palermo's shenanigans, Venezia has been fished out of the depths of Serie C and will play in Serie B next season

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Gombloddo giudaico plutarco-massonico

Good kits, decent slags, pretty based

We need to find that titcow on the left

Unironically voted for another team to skew the results of the poll

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Imagine being so autistic that you try and rig the most innocent of polls

>Sphinter fan
>and autistic

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17th for Kat & Dries

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for me Inter objectives for next season:

1st. minimum and most important is UCL place.
2nd. beat napoli in the table
3rd. fuck with rube as much as possibru

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CUNT

That's some loser-tier mentality, jesus fucking christ
>1st. Scudetto
Juventus is obviously the front-runner after 8 years of winning the championship but this time Inter has the perfect chance to win it especially with Juventus having a coach such a Sarri. Also good signings but most importantly a very good coach who won the Serie A with shitters against better teams.
>2nd. CL Round of 16
I don't expect Inter to go any farther in CL given the focus on the Serie A
>3rd. Screw Coppa Italia
There's literally no pros over winning the Coppa Italia, so fuck this shit
>4th. but actually the most important one Get rid of Icardi and his whore
I don't care where he goes but we need to get rid of him

>180cm
I would stay at least 200m away from her just to not look like a pathetic midget near her

We are paying Conte 12mil, fuck that noise if we are paying him twice as much as Spalletti only to expect same minimal results. Instead:

>going past the group phase of CL
>at LEAST a shitty Coppa win
>top 3 finish in the league

Juventus will likely have the strongest starting 11 after the mercato, especially if they find a way to get Icardi and keep Dybala at the same time. Generally if we are just roughly talking about chances, for Juve they mostly depend on whether that stubborn fuck Sarri will actually include all the players since Juve has pretty great depth on the bench. If he goes with his 11 match in and out like at Napoli then Juve's chances exponentially decrease.

>That's some loser-tier mentality, jesus fucking christ

nope its better to start modest and change when goals look achieved.

Biglia's new number is 20, Caldara's - 31.
Theo Hernandez chose 19 and Krunic - 33.

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>Juventus will likely have the strongest starting 11 after the mercato, especially if they find a way to get Icardi and keep Dybala at the same time.
This is without any doubt, their only weakness in my opinion are the fullbacks but that doesn't really matter much.
>for Juve they mostly depend on whether that stubborn fuck Sarri will actually include all the players since Juve has pretty great depth on the bench.
>If he goes with his 11 match in and out like at Napoli then Juve's chances exponentially decrease.
Of course, but there's one more important thing to keep in mind. Juventus will take time to understand Sarri's playstyle, Napoli for example took around 10 Serie A matches to get around it. Inter won't have the same problem with Conte, plus we have a decent depth too now.
Modesty brings you nowhere, I prefer cockiness and motivation over that, and hopefully the team realized it too with Marotta and Conte.

Seethe harder

>but this time Inter has the perfect chance to win it
Mhmmmm

When is based Milan winning serie a again?
When will someone stop juve?

Never
In three years.

Wojak
Cancelo - DeLigt - Chiellini - Sandro
Rabiot - Pjanic
Dybala - Ramsey - Tsu
Icardi

That team is not only downright spooky but will also bring a lot of new plastics to Jj thanks to FIFA and Pez.

Everyone on that squad other than the brainlet Pjanic is capable of playing with no more than two touches without much adaptation. MDS, Rugani, Can, Bentacur are all clumsy fucks who will take two months to pick up on Sarri's basics but the squad I named is ready to hit the ground running. I expect Juve to do well right away desu and to suffer in December whereas Inter will fuck up initially, I expect Conte to give up on his 3-man defence after two months and go with 4-3-3. Like Bergomi noted a few days ago in the media, we have no left-footed CBs and it's doubtful how well can Godin, DeVrij and Skriniar do together. Unless one of the primavera kids impresses it will be tough.
Conte will eventually take to dabbing on Sasols of the league but he is pretty shit when it comes to CL, but then again so is Sarri. When push comes to shove it will be interesting to see how will >focus and on what.

When Milan will buy midfielders that can pass the ball to their striker. I unironically believe piggy wouldn't have been half as bad as he was if Milan had midfielders besides two ngubus who only can kill people and/or break their legs

Do you extended the same courtesy to Kalinic and Silva or are we being emotional and selective because of punished piggy?

Grease man is joining Inter right after Modric
Not only piggy, Piatek also had a goal drought that lasted around a month. Kalinic turned to shit right after leaving viola and Silva is overrated and all the buzz around him is artificially created by Jorge Mendes. It's not like they both had great season in Spain.

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>Palermo must start again in the non-League after their place in Serie B was officially taken by Venezia. The FIGC’s Federal Council confirmed the ruling on Friday, following on from considerations by the federation’s supervisory committee.

>The official reason for the council’s decision is ‘administrative non-compliance’ on the part of the Rosanero. Taking their place in the second tier is Venezia, who have been reinstated after their relegation to Serie C last season.

>we have no left-footed CBs and it's doubtful how well can Godin, DeVrij and Skriniar do together. Unless one of the primavera kids impresses it will be tough.

Danilo will step in and bench Godin

>Juventus have reportedly ended their interest in Manchester United midfielder Paul Pogba.

Juve had been heavily linked with bringing Pogba back, amidst agent Mino Raiola’s best efforts to engineer a transfer.

However, Italian journalist Alvise Cagnazzo for the Daily Mail warns United’s demands of £150m (€167m) have put off the Bianconeri, who informed the Red Devils that they ‘intend to pursue other targets’.

keep us updated on the titcow search

>move to a new club
>play like the parody of your former self, embarassing you and your club worldwide
>market value somehow doubled
we truly live in clown world

I think it's because France won the world cup

Eriksen to JJ now?

Famous +40% EPL prestige tax

I trust no journalist about Pogba's transfer unless it's Massimo Di Culo or Domenico Di Cazzo

Do you ever wonder if even 1 (one) footballer lurks here?

>tfw shitpost often about Roma but not actually supporting Roma.

>Venezia still in Serie B
Based Serenissima

so does that mean that they have to go to ground zero like parma and napoli ?

>not Fabio Di Fica
haha, that would be weird, imagine if it was true, hahah

>not Fabio Di Fica
He's been fairly unreliable recently, so I do not trust him anymore

thoughts on skincare? heard good things about coconut oil directly on the face.

Ajax confirmed that De Ligt won't join them on their training camp

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God I want this to happen so much.

twitter.com/Canal_Barca/status/1149682698954448896
NOT SO FAST

Seriously who is dumb enough to buy Icardi though?

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Do you think Wanda shaves her cock?

twitter.com/DiMarzio/status/1149684973550653440
Greaseman to Inter CONFIRMED

twitter.com/MikeVerweij/status/1149683330658553856
It's finally over, I think

Going full Patetico there

It is

>BREAKING: Ajax and Juventus have agreed a fee for De Ligt. Paperwork being finalised now. Transfer complete!!!

This journalist wouldn't tweet something like this without being sure, so it's over.

Finally, hope Mr.user from /seriea/ will ask de Cute whether he shaves his balls or not during his press conference

Based, now Florentino will have to pay the 167m

I liek the seething from Porcellona and Liverflop fans under dis

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Finally. Now jewentini can stop being worried about him going to another club that was interested in signing him (so literally nobody since they're the only ones dumb enough to pay that much for him)

>So you're tough guy - like it really rough guy - just can't get enough guy - chest always so puffed guy - i'm that bad type - make your mama sad type - make your girlfriend mad type - might seduce your dad type - i'm the bad guy (duh)

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Dont or I'll get bury a friend stuck in my mind for 5 days

Rugani's gonna FREAK

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How do you guys manage to follow footie Twitter so much without getting Cernobyl tier cancer? Every time I open one of your links the thread are alwayx
>muh Modric XD
>muh Guardiola :^)
>"with that money you could vaccinate 30 gigabillion of African children I hope you all die of ass cancer"
>"FOOTBALL USED TO BE BETTER WHEN I WAS YOUNG LISTEN TO ME PLEASE I SAID FOOTBALL WAS BETTER PAY ATTENTION PLEASE"
>*random Salvini reference*
>"I'm definitively NOT a Jj fan (I SWEAR ON ME MUM'S GRAVE) but..."

you follow the 'main' fan account for your club and nothing else. no need to ever read the comments either.

It's just like Youtube, don't read the responses/comments!!!

And only follow (semi)legit journalists and official accounts

Just follow the right journos and skip the threads, avoid any possible fanpage 'cause they're cancerous (and also 90% of the time they're made by arabs for some reason) but most importantly Palmeri's official account.

Don't use Twitter. I never have. What's the point. Literally everyone on Twitter is a fucktard. It's a bad site for bad people.

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I once won a Red Dead Redemption 2 collectors edition with one of those like/retweet/stuff contests.

And on top of that, twitter is worth all the cancer in the world just for this one thread:
twitter.com/EdenDassidy/status/955687891144986624

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>Step on the glass, staple your tongue (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
Bury a friend, try to wake up (AH AHHHH)
>Cannibal class, killing the son (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
Bury a friend, I wanna end me

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You mean the collectors edition with the gun pins and the coin?
It's nice but for such a game I expected more desu

Just pick your favourite fan site and they'll link stuff related to your club. Dont even need to go on twitter

Yeah, the big coin, puzzle, playing cards etc

how many sleeps until De Ligt confirmed?

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Tomorrow la'

>tfw still trying to reach lvl. 100
>tfw everyone keeps running around like a madman with dead-eye on and headshots me instantly

I just want my cool leather coat man

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lmao you can find it in the supermarket for like 10kr a packet

Imagine believing nobody tried to sign him

Imagine not understanding a very short and easy post.
I'll try to make it easier
>teams want De Ligt
>ajax wants a shit ton of money
>everyone thinks he's not worth it except for juve
>gobbi pretend the world is still trying to sign him
>in a surprising turn of events (not) Juve signs him

Be strong juventini, after the big score there's always the big selling

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>implying he's not worth it
Eat my shit you piece of shit negroid

That's Cancelo most likely

Khedira, Mandzu, Higgy and?

I would stand right next to her and get off to being mogged

ronaldo to PSG

Says the interista, as his club is about to spend 50 millions on diet Verratti

Neymar - TSUU swap soon fras

Pinsoglio to Benfica

>0 Torino
>0 Genoa
Bit surprised

You're really bad at this uh?
I swear I dont work for Barcelona, PSG or any other team that deemed him not worth of his price.
There's literally no reason for you to seethe at me for stating what they decided. Nor at them tbqh. If he's worth it, good for you.
The above post simply implied that gobbi spent two weeks being worried and thinking the deal wasn't already done.

I matched a girl on Tinder who listens to her, should I be worried?

>interista
You'll be surprised but not everyone that isnt a juve fan is an interista
>diet Verratti
How is barella even diet Verratti? He's a completely different player. And no, he wasn't nowhere near worth what Inter paid if you're asking me.

She's probably 14 and lying about her age, so how good that is is up to you

HAVO chick zeker?

>seething this hard because you overpaid for a player
what are you Agnelli's accountant?

Nah she's 20 but I've been seeing loads of girls who listen to her.

Ja gvd. Hogeschool studente.

Just reminds me of a bud of mine who matched with a girl who really loves Lana Del Ray and she ended up announcing she was 14 while they were fuckin'

but why? Who is gonna be RB, De Shittio?

>Hogeschool studente
I didn't know there were universities for domesticated pigs in the Netherlands, I wonder if Ancelotti ever heard of this

Darmian fra

>Not Criscimerdo and his fuck buddy Perdullà

even worse
I see fabio learnt from beppe when it comes to selling

Fai sesso

kys

I went out with a girl from the Kunstacademie a couple of weeks ago. I'd like an arthoe gf, but that was too much, even for me.

>Lukaku set to stay at Utd

Conte meltdown when?

>Pau Lopez had offers from #FCBarcelona and the Premier League, assured his agent, but the goalkeeper took a pay cut to push through the #ASRoma move
And Inter can't get some grease man

Will milan ever buy a regista?

I used to hate her then I found out about her cow tiddies

>No Lukaku
>No Griezmann
>No Dybala
>Yes Icardi

At this point Juve should try to dump Piggy on Inter

REBIC IN

I don't agree with you la. Barcelona and PSG (even United lol) were absolutely ready to pay up the cash Ajax wanted. Things only became complicated when Raiola started demanding crazy wages for De Ligt. He's one of the most exciting CBs in the world and he's really good for his age. As for overpriced, keep in mind United and City were contemplating paying 80-90 million on Harry Maguire. Prices are a meme.

retard

is piggy the new vieri ?

who is in there, be honest.
the absolute state of that zoomer who supports arsenal instead of a serie a club.

thread reminder
Inter > JJust

>implying it's bad news

Nah it's fine.

I'll have you know I'm one of the top /seriea/ posters, I'm on off-season now though like everyone else.

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instagram.com/agataisabelva/

>“L’amor che move il sole e le altre stelle “ (Paradiso, XXXIII)

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She's cute desu, would gf/10

Sexy Sweaty Sportsbra's

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>ambizioso
why go to Inter then?

Because it's not for everyone

apparently it is. Even their stadium is for everyone now

yea i gave that a follow

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Lmao

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This cannot hurt me as long as zozzoneri seethe harder

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After following Lazaro on IG for 24 hours I can conclude with scientific certainty that he is in fact the new Dalbert

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>if Messi wants to play with Martínez, then he goes to Inter. Let's hope. It would be great for the Nerazzurri if that happened ".

fra messi in soon

god fucking dammit

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you all until you fucking die! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!.

lautaros agent

He's in on the classic memes lmao

Ruben Neves and Veretout are coming to Milan any day now.

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juve has so much trash to offload
cuadrado, higuain, mandzukic, bonucci, khedira, sandro

Cuadrado is bound for China.

Genuinly forgot Johnny Square existed desu

Bennacer friend

...

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staying home in the end, fug

a-at least there is barella to be happy about

>W-w-w-we're a big club la

transfer expenditure?

yes

I see
to be fair Roma sell starters and spend to replace them whereas most teams are just adding players to improve the side

you should probably he happy about not dumping about 100m euros on pookuka but there's a chance Conte throws a fit

Messoy could never

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Sleep tight frens, Matthijs soon. I promise

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>to be fair Roma sell starters and spend to replace them whereas most teams are just adding players to improve the side
to be fair roma haven;t one anything at all in a very very very long time

After captain Alejandro Gomez wrote an Instagram post expressing his gratitude, President Antonio Percassi followed up with his own statement of appreciation.

“I want to thank, personally and on behalf of Atalanta Bergamasca Calcio, FC Internazionale, AC Milan and their owners for this prestigious opportunity granted to us,” it read.

“Being able to play at Stadio Giuseppe Meazza on the occasion of our first, historic participation in the next edition of the Champions League fills us with joy and is a huge source of pride for us.

“Being able to contest the most important cup competition at San Siro represents something truly historic for Atalanta.

“We’ll do this by trying to honour this great opportunity in the best possible way and, above all, with huge and sincere respect for the two clubs and their respective fan bases who, at this stadium, have been able to make history in Italian and world football.

“Our heartfelt thanks also go to Milan’s city council and its mayor Giuseppe Sala, who immediately accepted our request with great sportsmanship.

“Finally, our thanks also go to US Sassuolo and their owners, as well as the city of Reggio Emilia.

“In the last two seasons, they’ve supported us with friendship, giving us the chance to play in the Europa League at Mapei Stadium, always making us truly feel at home. Thank you very much.”

What’s up with Atalantas stadium anyway they’ve been playing away from home in Europe the past like 3-4 years how long does it take to repair a stadium?

They (the club) only bought the stadium from the municipality last year or the year before. So as a club there wasn't a lot they could do.

The renovations started towards the end of last season and I assume they spent the time between buying the stadium and starting the renovations planning the whole operation out.

based kit, based badge. any hopes of serie a in the future?

Call my boys DZU and Khedria trash again and I'll end you

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im legit worried most of those shitters will stay as parasites

kind of a sad feel to see some of the stalwarts of allegri's tenure now becoming surplus to requirements when it feels like just yesterday they were common names on the team sheet. dzu, khedira, matuidi, even cuadrado as lackluster as he was, will be dearly missed when they leave. higuain can fuck right off though.

>Di Marzio: Higuain says no to all teams who want him. He has no intention of leaving Juventus

oh no no no no

Bennacer-Krunic > Barella-Sensi

Don't (You) me

>Hop in Gonzalo, let's go for a little drive and a chat

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Should sell CR7 in exchange for Messi and create a full argentinian attack.

that's good news for juventus u23

BOSS

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fucking kill me

finally manning up to ronaldo
go on piggy state your place!

>let's just panic buy an entire relegated team lol
>remember when they almost beated Inter?

I'm merely talking about the players, I don't care about the context of their teams at all

Miha is said to have a serious illness and has to step down as a coach.. damn

He was just suspended, he's getting cured as of now. Apparently he's in terrible conditions tho

Atalanta is so fucking based lads

RIP Bologna, with their mercato and Miha they would've reached EL

>Some manlet sandnigger and a literal who from Serbia of a relegated team
Lmao enjoy midtable

Mancini and Alderweireld confirmed when

Ya know, zozzoneri friends, I miss Zlatan, Balo, Boateng, Menez, Mexes, all the bad boys. Because they had personality. Most shoot athletes just have no charisma. And it's especially bad with young Italian players, since they're all like robots doped up on tactics.

Can someone (unironically) explain to me what the Inter slogan #notforeveryone means?

they win trophies once every two decades, so the club is "not for everyone" that isn't prepared to live through years on end of disappointment

Based boss.

Fuck off fat slob I want Icardi

because anti-juve slogan

Why did JJ went for Sarrimeme? Mouyes Ronaldo reunion + parkthebuskino are match made in heaven

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because hes the portuguese allegri

Mouyes is good at knockout football. He has shown that he can punch above the team's weight with Porto and shit Utd's Europa League run. Compared to Mourinho, Allegri is a European lightweight

Lads what happened with Inter presentation videos? I swear they used to be good

>knocked out by Vincenzo Montella

Allegri is good at KO matches otherwise he wouldn't have gone to the CL finals 2 times and won that many Coppe Italia.
With the exception of Bayern the other cup loss weren't his fault.
This year was the worst out of his 5 CL runs but he did what he could.

>Barcelona and PSG (even United lol) were absolutely ready to pay up the cash Ajax wanted. Things only became complicated when Raiola started demanding crazy wages for De Ligt
Which is still i said. Juve was the only club willing to pay his price, actual transfer priceor contract doesn't matter.
The deal was never in any trouble since the second every other team backed off and gobbi spent two weeks being scared of the boogeyman

>implying that there is anything wrong with allegri

>Petrachi told Florenzi's agent Lucci that, in the case of a good offer, the player will be sold
See I'd even understand that but does he have an actual replacement for Florenzi? Or is it like El Sharaawy that we're just pretending Roma doesn't need a left winger?
Or you know, a striker that isn't a fat fuck on his way to retirement.

Worried by miha fra. Aggressive treatement so it must mean sanser

desu they probably had to make this one on the fly

Inter are well aware that they risk legal action from Mauro Icardi and Radja Nainggolan, so have hired a personal trainer while they are separated from the squad.

The two players have been told in no uncertain terms that they are on the transfer market and not part of Coach Antonio Conte’s plans.

It is against the rules to prevent a player from training and continuing his profession if he is still under contract, so Inter consulted lawyers and have found a new solution, according to Tuttosport.

During pre-season training in Lugano, the whole squad trains together on fitness and exercise routines, but Icardi and Nainggolan are then excluded when there are tactical sessions.

Tuttosport claims Inter have brought in former Primavera youth team Coach Daniele Bernazzani as a ‘personal trainer’ to keep the pair of outcasts busy.

Bernazzani’s job now is as a director for the youth academy, but he has been given this summer role to almost babysit the two stars.

Meanwhile, Icardi was absent from this morning’s training session with the rest of the group, although Nainggolan was present.

He looks like Padoin

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>With the exception of Bayern the other cup loss weren't his fault
Getting dabbed by zoomer Ajax is not his fault. Yeah. Mouyes team park the bus and prowl for counter with hoofballkino. Allegri just park the bus and had no plan B.

He will never have his charm though

Because they want to play attractive football in order to become as popular as Real, Barcelona and Manure.

that's so awkward man. does conte/outcasts just avoid looking at each other for 2 hours

More like because attractive football has showed to be pretty efficient these last two years. They want to move on from the "It's all about winning" mentality which, one way or another, has actually been harmful for the team.
Still, Juventus never really played attractive football (the last time they tried to it didn't end well), so let's see how things go this time.

>Barcelona
>attractive football

Simeone just won the EL last year with shameless bus parking and 442. Sarriball with midfield like Pjanic Can Rabiot Bentancur will get 4-2'd by Barcelona or City

>Simeone just won the EL last year with shameless bus parking and 442
Yeah, but the other finalist was Marseille, who didn't really do well that year.
In fact as soon as Simeone met teams that play more aggressively (such as Juventus the 2nd match or even the absolute mess that was Real last season) they got wreck'd hard.
Don't get me wrong I actually like catenaccio, but as of right now it's not working well.
>Sarriball with midfield like Pjanic Can Rabiot Bentancur will get 4-2'd by Barcelona or City
Why so? A part from their strikers and de Jong which I rate a lot, Barça doesn't seem to be very solid.
I'd be more scared of City, but again we're talking about City so they're bound to job. Probably just like us.

>according to Tuttosport.

sounds legit

>Yeah, but the other finalist was Marseille, who didn't really do well that year.
They also beat Arsenal who are supposedly an offensive team. I know this was peak banter #Wengerout Arsenal, but still an achievement. Portugal won the last Euro by 0-0 and benuldies their way throughout the knockout competition.

>Barça doesn't seem to be very solid.
Arthur Rakitic and Busquet are still good. At least they understand the gameplan better than forcing Pjanic to play Sarriball possesion.

Overall it seems weird that a team that has defensive heritage, invested a lot in defense if the De Ligt transfer finally come over, will abandon their heritage for a meme coach who are famous for his lack of flexibility to play a meme offensive tactic.

Even Conte would be better suited for the current JJ than Sarri

find me a more cursed image

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>They also beat Arsenal who are supposedly an offensive team. I know this was peak banter #Wengerout Arsenal, but still an achievement.
For sure, but even then, afaik, they suffered quite a bit against Arsenal (in fact 1st leg ended on a draw and the 2nd one with a cheeky 1-0)
>Arthur Rakitic and Busquet are still good. At least they understand the gameplan better than forcing Pjanic to play Sarriball possesion.
Still, a part from de Jong and Arthur the other two don't really worry me much. I'm still interested about how well Pjanic is going to do. He should just play as an inside forward like he did in his early years.
>Overall it seems weird that a team that has defensive heritage, invested a lot in defense if the De Ligt transfer finally come over
Ironically, de Ligt fits perfectly for Sarri's playstyle. He's the perfect fit for Sarri's high defensive line.
>for a meme coach who are famous for his lack of flexibility to play a meme offensive tactic
In his defense I'll just say that both at Chelski and Napoli he didn't really have any other choice. The benches were made of shitters.
I'm pretty sure that at Juve he's going to learn to be more flexible.
>Even Conte would be better suited for the current JJ than Sarri
Either Conte or Pochettino.
The first one though wanted a more managerial role and God forbid giving him such powers, I don't want to think about what weird signings he would've asked for (see Lukaku). Plus Agnelli still holds a grudge on him after the Iturbe drama.
The second one never trained nor played an Italian team plus you would've had to deal with Levy so fuck that.
He looks so broken inside

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Poll is being posted in every /seriea/ or no?

caPUTO

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Wait for me at Juve bro, we are going to win everything.

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ah yes, this year's executioner of Inter
can't wait for his incoming hattricks

now that he's at Scansuolo he won't be able to harm Inter

is the joke that Inter is jj now?

Enjoy the EL monkeyboy

Seething

Hold hands

Glad you're optimistic. I still think Sarri is a /weakmind/ manager and JJ's CL adventure would end in yet another QF next year

>Roma's first friendly will be against Tor Sapienza on the July 18. It will not be open to fans and only available on Roma TV
>It will not be open to fans
what the actual fuck? Are they that scared of protests?

>Sapienza
I bet they're just afraid of Agent 47 infiltrating

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Based and Hitmanpilled.

bad post

>Balotelli to Firenze?

I guess it could be worse

go back

'No'

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Absolutely based

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How is your summer going /seriea/?

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The heat is driving me insane, i want to neck myself because of it and it seems there's no end to the heat. So as usual.

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Drinking less, working more. My hobbies started picking up, keeping busy. Hard to feel down when busy.

Still nogf but I might get to fuck an older chick tonight. Feels indifferent man

petrachi vs gaetano intrieri
kino

>Juve can sell Moise Kean. There is the renewal of the contract on the table for some time, new expiry date 30 June 2024, increase in salary up to about 2.5 million euros net per season plus bonuses. But in the meantime the hypothesis of a sale has become more and more consistent: not simple, considering the high demands of Juventus. The first concrete move was that of Everton, 30 million were not enough for now. From the Premier begin to circulate the first rumors also referring to the clubs of Manchester, more United than City, without real confirmation for the moment.

>New name for the Roma market: Leon Bailey. Bayer Leverkusen asks for 40 million euros for the Jamaican national born in 1997. Thus, again according to the Corriere dello Sport, the Giallorossi ds Petrachi tries to include in the negotiation the Czech striker Patrik Schick plus 15 million in favor of the German club.

>"Optimistic about Lukaku? I am optimistic about everything, we will complete the team as soon as possible ". Beppe Marotta commented with a joke, on the sidelines of the press conference for the friendly against Lugano (Switzerland), the rumors on the Belgian striker today not called by Solskjaer for the test against Perth Glory.

Just returned from glorious 10C back to comfy 20C. While in the north I read four books, finally watched Chernobyl. Now I'm thinking about the Terror for some sweet, sweet dose of Jared Harris before going back to work on monday.

The Terror is really good, you should watch it

>finally watched Chernobyl
What did you think of it? Did they make Russians look worse than what they were?
I think Dyatlov was ridiculously and cartoonishly too evil to be believable
>The Terror
Absolute kino, I finished it yesterday for the second time

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heat has gotten bearable but I'm alone 90% of the time and the other 10% is with the same 4 friends
thinking about trying out tinder but I'm too much of a faggot for it

>kean OUT

I hope they will sell him instead of Cancelo

Don't forget Mad Men while you're binge watching great series with Jared Harris

Suso for Dybala
Y/N

>Are we friends, Gonzalo?

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twitter.com/DiMarzio/status/1150036218865995777
It's ogre

good taste

>What did you think of it? Did they make Russians look worse than what they were?
Pretty fucking good. They did some changes for dramatic purpose (like what the hell was that minister of coal dude?), but that only bothers me because those were real people and ah... that's a bit upsetting.
All in all people and everything are spot on, better than some of our own shows and movies. Ironically about the same time Chernobyl was airing there was an air chash with shitty Russian plane (like Russian Russian, constructed in Russia) no one want to fly, and there are some flaws in construction and pilot's training, but the last time I checked some politician was saying shit like "nah it's a great plane, the pilots are to blame". Pure pottery

Is there a lot of him in MM?

He either supports Sampdoria or Fiorentina, I can't exactly tell...

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Two and a half season iirc. He's great there though. The show overall is great

Nah, the manbaby is just throwing a tantrum.

Oh well, there's that kid from Angel and Jon Hamm, and I was saving it for some time later for too long so I guess the time has come

>I would like that very much

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Icardi to Juve when?

Dybala to Inter when?

Fuck it I'm starting a rewatch soon as well, I only watched it once and a while ago

Plz no Bettyposting, it makes me feel sad.

Is Di Marzio reliable source?

He tells Atalanta gets >our new Shevchenko

Probably the most reliable Italian source at the moment. Him and Romeo Agresti if you're interested in Juventus updates

>new Shevchenko

Is Malinovsky THAT good?

My to watch list, want to start Chernobyl. But I'm afraid I might be a bit overhyped for it.

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Who could it be?

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I rewatch it once every 2 years or so desu, amazing show easily my favorite

Chernobyl is great, outside the hamfisted propaganda stuff it was great
From that list I enjoyed Parts Unknown, Chernobyl, Fargo, Maniac, and True Detective

user FC, clearly. >We are going to shave our balls to each other as two best buddies would do

Drop Stranger Shits and replace it with Dark

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last show I watched was Catch 22, overall fun how with some emotional moments thrown in
also lots of comfy shots of southern Italy

He dominated Belgian league, which I believed until recently doesn't mean much and I was skeptical in general about him

But then I watched him playing for our national team... He is definitely the best thing happening to Ukrainian football in decades

The 100 is dumb as shit. +1 for user who said to add Dark.

Suits is a guilty pleasure, starts of really interesting but after two seasons becomes super formulaic but still comfy. Pretty good qts and music in that show.

I would skip everything except Riverdale, Too old to die Young and Chernobyl.

That's like 500 hours of time wasted my man.

You're better off going to the gym every day or reading a self-help book to get better at stuff.

I'm just catching up with it so I can watch Season 3 with the girl I've started seeing when she gets back from her vacation.

I blogposted about her before (sorry about that), we went on a museum-date

Catch 22 was pretty good too, the scene where they beat up the dog made me legit angry because I know it's not an unusual behavior

Riverdale's only saving grace is the waifus, otherwise it's just terrible

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Of course. They are literally perfect.

Watched most of it and for sure Maniac is the best thing there. Amazing show desu

His shot is amazing, have rarely seen anything like it in football.

>TD season 3
Is it worth watching? Just finished S1 but I havent seen S2 because it looks like ass and some people have told me to stay away from it, should I skip it and watch S3 because "its connected" to the first season?

>watching for waifus
never tried, mostly watch for something to provoke emotion in me

yeah it was a sort of fresh show, strong emotional moments like that and that servant who was raped/died mixed in between a generally light hearted setting

season 2 is terrible I would stay away
3 is good and the buildup is similar to 1 but I felt the overall resolution to be underwhelming, still worth watching if you enjoyed 1

>Is it worth watching?
Not really, it's mainly worth just for this character.
S2 is unironically better

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You will like Black Sails if you're into period dramas but imo the first season was the best and then slowly started declining. Although it was nice to see Ray Stevenson somewhere again.
Chernobyl is only 5 episodes, even if you find it overhyped you'll finish it quickly

>tfw still no New Pope trailer

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who cares?

its just men throwing sticks

i see nothing to admire about it

I'm sorry but no waifu will ever make worth watching 30 episodes of a terrible show

yeah its time for you to fuck off back to Yea Forums

Give me ONE fresh news right now that is more relevant than discussing quality tv shows

What is taking Raiola so long?

never ever

yu sexis swine can stuff your filfy fantasys up your dock!

>discuss kino
>the most kino flag on earth shows up
Is it, dare I say, kino?

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Remind me, who is Roma new coach again?

Zorro larper

If you obgectifie women like that!
Then you have no right to speek about gener isues!

>Sinisa Mihajlovic: "I have leukemia."
Fuck

\o/ stay strong Sinisa

wtf bros

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Sorry, but you cant save your "waifu" if they were never alive in the first place!

Stop creating women as objects!

Who invited Nepal?

worst gimmick poster of all time

F

rate my new jersey bros

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>Juventus successfully extend Keans contract to 2024, thereby securing a high market value if the player were to be of interest to any other club

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>radjas wife
>sinsia today
>zidane soon

what do these 3 have in common?

Bologna medic reveals this illness only showed up one day before pre-season training began.

It is "acute leukemia."
"I hope that after I've won this battle, I will be able to talk it over with all of you and look back on this period.
"Unfortunately, nothing was given to me in life. I had to fight for everything. I'll fight this too."
"I bet all of you thought I was one of the last people who could get ill. I train, I am big, strong, I had tests on February 28 and everything was normal.
"I trained every day until May, travelled everywhere, played football and paddleboard, I felt no tiredness, no pain. It was normal.
"My father died of cancer, so I always get tested regularly. If we hadn't performed these tests, I wouldn't have shown any symptoms for a year.
"None of us must think we are indestructible. All of us think it won't happen to me, but when it does, that's a shocking blow. Your only hope then is to anticipate, because if you discover it after two months or after a year, that makes a big difference.
"So if I as a famous person can go through this, I hope it can help others to get themselves checked, to prepare and realise it can happen to anyone. I was perfectly healthy in every way and yet here I am.

"It changes your life in a moment. Everything changes in a moment. When you sleep and have a nightmare, you wake up, but for days you wake up and realise this isn't a nightmare, this is real.
"It's easier to fight it if you keep an eye on the situation, get tested and are prepared."
"I want to thank all of Bologna, from the President to the kit staff, as they showed me this is a family and they love me, as do my players.
"That is important to me, because I told my players, I'll win this battle, but I need people around me who love me. I saw that in my family, friends and colleagues.
"I cried over the last few days when I saw things that moved me, but I don't like people who come up and cry as if they pity me. Nobody should pity me. I am fine.

??94195818

I am not Nepali!
I undoing the damage the men from USA who are raping young women in Nepal!

Stay away from Asian women!

I work in Nepal though. It's a beautiful country!

The Destroyer of Luhansk aka The Demolisher of Lviv

2/2

"The thing that hits your emotions is sentiment. Love."
"I received 600-700 messages over the last few days, but I apologise for not responding, as I wanted to take some time to myself, to throw out all the negativity, so that I could be ready to hit back and start the battle."

"When I got the news, it was a real blow. I sat there for days crying, your life passes by your eyes.
"These are not tears of fear. I respect the illness, I will face it, with chest puffed out, looking it in the eyes, the way I always have done.
"I cannot wait to go to hospital and start the fight. It is aggressive, but it is beatable. I explained that to my players too, we had a conference call with them and as is natural, I had some tears.
"I explained to them we have to attack and go to win. If we sit back and try to defend, we'll get knocked down straight away. I have to use my tactics in this battle and I am sure, without any doubts, that I will win this battle.
"I'll win it for my family, for my children, for all those who love me."

"I had a fever and she did not believe that was it, as she knows that wouldn't stop me going to pre-season training. She tried to believe me...
"I told her that I had a fever, but we were going for another test. It showed leukaemia."
"I'll explain it all clearly, because I don't want people speculating. I'll tell you the truth, how things stand, then once that is done, the doctor will continue to give you updates, with my privacy respected."

"I asked for this Press conference and also for privacy, as I was the one who wanted to tell the squad and all of you this news first.
"Unfortunately, that did not happen, not everyone respected it and in order to sell a few more hundred copies, they ruined a long-term friendship (Corriere dello Sport, ndr).
"When Walter arrived, I was jealous, as he was all full of doctors and had to get the attention back on to me!"

season 2 is pleb filter. the scene with conway twitty is the best scene in the series
season 3 is trash though

I have no idea that Ukrainian men suck up "waifu" too!

>start discussing irrelevant jewdrama
>act all surprised about retards flooding the thread with their shitposting

i dont care about this stupid game, cancer or not.

not until there are women involved!

What, do they have a radar or something?

WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE!?

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That would be the only possible explanation desu

Long shot merchants maybe?

You antisemetik slurs can go to hell!

I am in a forum which tracks filf like you.

We are already beginning to post crappy comments to retaliate against filfy men like you!

twitter.com/RMadridInfo/status/1150056741247340545
Welp

not straight

>No one wants to buy Icardi or Naingolan
>Have to keep them in the team next season but never play them
>No new signings

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i was off the grid for the last month. quick rundown?

You guy should really stop calling people homophobic slurs, even when you hide behind the "not straight line"!

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Inter won the 19/20 Scudetto

Stay away from this post.
Not only are the posters sexist, but they are homofobes and unrepetant antisemits.

wtf

Fuck that mountain poo-in-loo and his autistic flag

get well miha ;-;

twitter.com/Inter_en/status/1149986199001604097

DAI DAI DAI

wow I feel already motivated and ready to do better

Cringe

I feel like Sarri and Conte will fight during a Jj-Inter for some reason

Can't wait for Sarri to call him a frocio

Icardi is leaving Lugano tomorrow morning, won't train with the team anymore and won't go to Asia. Radja is staying there, and in the previous days even attended some tactical trainings. If nobody wants him I think Conte will utilize him, while Icardi is apparently going to be the new João Mário.

Pls don't die Miha

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who's this faggot, i want papi lenny back.

with radja mental state over the past 2 years (being thrown out of two clubs like an unwanted dog) and with whats just happened to his wife I think conte is obviously not going to treat him like complete trash.

cool banner

It's also dumb to treat him like complete trash because despite all of his flaws he never did anything as disrespectful as Icardi did, and he's never refused to play. I can understand why Conte wouldn't want to rely on him too much but frankly Radja can still bring a lot of quality and throwing him out is wrong and completely irresponsible.

Thanks NATO

radja is a ticking time bomb and a dumb "spalleti ball" purchase. Conte hates bombs, they blow up and the most annoying time.

do you think sarri will snap if somebody pointed out his D cups?

Definitely, he would start blabbering in Tuscan dialect

>ticking time bomb
???
You do realise that Nainggolan has never created a problem inside the locker room in his whole career, right?
People, especially since he went to Inter, act like he shows up in training drunk and starts doing lines on the bench. His behavioural problems in Rome were
>smokes
>plays cards with Totti
>got drunk on new years eve, during a break, inside his house
Even at Roma, after a smear campaign by shills that lasted 6 months, he was completely loved by the rest of the team and especially the staff. And trust me with the amount of infighting that goes on inside Roma it takes very little for people to hate you.

he has a temperament and unprofessionalism that will cause issues with conte
stop playing dumb

:(((

>unprofessionalism
Naingollan always shows up on time at training and gives his best in both training and matches.
>temperament
What temperament? He literally never showed a single negative behaviour against any manager. Never threw a shit fit, never even had fights with his teammates.
It's literally all headcanon

>that phonecall where he shittalked the club and the management
>showing up 15kg overweight as shit last summer to preseason (feel free to look up last year's pictures)
>being constantly late for training session coinciding with not going home after the Chievo away game with his squad, instead of going AWOL on his own and yet once again being late tomorrow, resulting in discplinary fine and suspension in December

We are being dumb to toss him out right now but Radja deserves this desu

>Juventus are interested in Mauro Icardi and the player would like to join the Bianconeri. First the club would need to sell Higuain and probably Mandzukic too. Paratici met Wanda a few weeks ago to talk about Icardi. [Sky]
PERCHE' IN AREA DI RIGORE, NON CI SONO PARAGONI
MAURO ICARDI E' UN FENOMENO

Icardi to replace Mandzukic and Higuain is ok
Icardi-Dybala swap is NOT ok

when tsuuu retires they will be our golden combo

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Black and blue wouldn't suit Dybala colour-wise. He needs some white on his shirt, I bet he'd look hot as fuck in an Ajax kit. Nearly all argentinians would with their complexion

Proves my point

Why not, Dybala is perfect for Inter and he would be a protagonist there

Tbh I was just saying that Radja's unprofessionalism isn't enough of an excuse to exclude him completely should he end up staying. You can very well build a team around him, ask him to prove his worth and have him warm the bench if he fails you. He never caused much of a ruckus in the locker rooms themselves so it wouldn't be a problem. Icardi is a whole other business, everybody hates him, Wanda is a chaos witch and he disrespected the coach and the team in multiple occasions.

Inter's second kit is usually white

I fucked up the phrasing and said the opposite of what I meant, I meant that you can build a team that doesn't involve him

>He needs some white on his shirt,
i can arrange that

He can still be a protagonist at Juve, anyway there's no way Inter will just accept the money and not ask for Dybala during the negotiation

He would look cool as fuck in the teal kit, I don't care what /seriea/ thinks

>russians talking english among themselves
if they were going for authenticity they should have hired russian actors. series was ok, the only good episode was last one.

Meh, Sarri and Dybala himself don't want this option and what can Inter do about it? I don't think they would keep Icardi as a dead weight for a whole season just to prove a point. If JJ manages to make space in the team it's pretty much a checkmate

>You can very well build a team around him
build your team around a cocaine addicted overweight depressed belgian (italian) with a dying wife who doesn't want to defend
>with conte
go take a lie down.

meh. players can change but dybala seems like the classic SS, to play off a creative 9. him and icardi seems like a poor combo

Soviet propaganda did some cartoonish shit irl so that's not really unrealistic, although the summary violence was a bit too much considering Stalin was long gone. I think they exaggerated the effects of the radiations (afaik they're not particularly contagious from person to person, if you get exposed to them you're fucked if not you're pretty much safe) but I get the dramatic purpose. I also read that the "Bridge of Death" thing is a popular metropolitan legend but fundamentally bullshit.

>"It's Higuain-mania in Rome"
>"fans are printing his name on the kits"
One retard posts a picture and it's suddenly everyone wants Higuain

Wait I was phoneposting and cut out when I was talking about Roma because I can't remember Inter's shit.
In Inter he was treated like shit since the second he stepped in and he reacted like shit but did he created enough trouble to bother his teammates? He didn't even pick a side in the croats vs Icardi thing as far as I recall.
My point is they could easily recover him and get him back on track and would be an incredible asset with Conte. Instead they keep acting like he creates some kind of vortex of destruction around him like "Keep Barella away from him or he'll bring him to coke parties and ruin him".

...

>My point is they could easily recover him
nainggolan is 31 years of age and has fitness issue
plus its not just about "muh teammates" conte doesn't want to deal with that shit, just like he didn't want to deal with david luiz (well behaved catholic boy) shit and doesn't want ninjas shit as well.
this is the last chance to get any decent money for a guy at this inconsistent stage of his career.
first its all headcannon and made up, now its all "I can't remember". Claudia get off of Yea Forums

>ywn comfort Miha's daughters

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HOLY

They look vaguely Israeli

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Yeah you'll get money from trying to sell a guy while spreading rumors of him doing coke to push him out. Not everyone is as retarded as Ausilio that put him on the balance at 48m

W-will Miha survive?

>vaguely Israeli
Gal Gadot is azhkenazi, if anything she looks european not vice versa

He will

>Napoli lost their first preseason friendly to Benevento

fras

Ausilio is a shithead but at the moment it was fantastic business, Santon + literally who primavera + some cash for Radja

Juventus lost against Lucento back in 2014

Dutchbro Roma wants Danjuma. Do we rate him?

Your thoughts? These are just predictions
I was really undecided if to put Napoli and Inter up top or in the other row.
The sinking ships are pretty unpredictible teams, they might end in CL spots as well as they can crash and end in midtable or below.

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He plays in Belgium, so no

Atalanta aren't stable in the slightest.

But that one goal against atletico tho.

I guess Roma's decline and disaster is assured

honestly getting tired of this inter delusion to be desu

It's spreading

I'd bump Lecce up and put only Hellas in "going back down already"
>tfw that cunt of the president showed up in a new blue Mustang bought as a "gift" for going back to Serie A
>tfw everyone in Italy except Hellas scum wants them to fuck off already
Also Chievo about to get fucked again with another penalty, GdF currently looking through their stuff again

Best Cacio e Pepe is Felice, what's the best Carbonara though?

Why is CdS shilling Piguain to Roma so hard?

Looks like Ilary

Fuck can't unsee now

>Roma and Milan are starting concrete discussions for Suso. Suso has a €40M clause that Roma director Petrachi do not intend to pay but he wants to negotiate with Milan. The two clubs set a meeting for next week, Suso is open to the move [Gazzetta.it]

pls take him hes very good

In any other circumstances i would just laugh at riomma that didn't want to make discount on Manolas for Milan but now begs for discount from Milan but for the love of God Maldini sell him. Even for 20 millions sell him

Who will they swap with? Schick? Pellegrini?

If Suso is so bad, then why does Roma want him?

Same reason they paid 20m for Diawarra

Have you seen their transfers in the last years?

people are overstating milan's 'disaster', they have a fair amount of solid players and aren't playing in europe so they have a decent shot at cl. might get worse in a few years though depending on their finances.

That's the main characteristic Roma looks for into a player

He's just a delusional merdazzuro. He even put sfinter as a scudetto contender

that's old lenny played by malkovich

Lenny killed himself after realising that his parents are fucking hippies

Is it possible to fully recover from leukemia? Asking for a friend

Asked my mom (she's a doctor)

She said no

Only prolong life with meds and transfusion

My best friend had leukemia when he was little, he recovered. Except one of his heart valves had a tiny defect that he had to get surgery on 15 years later, possible related to the treatment/disease

milan is exactly in the same situation Inter was in the summer of 2017, except without any real marquee players to desperately hold on lest they move on to greener pastures, desu he probably took a sabba year but I would've gone after spalletti, he would be perfect for them

>right winger
WHY PETRACHI WHYYYY

>not a discount for Manolas
>15+a guy that barely played in the last three years

I really don't get the hateboner milan fans have for suso, I fucking wish inter had someone like him capable of scoring his 6-7 meme blooters that win you games you had no right to win otherwise

soon brother, soon

how is it the same situation?
also Milan has marquee players (Dollar, Romagnoli, Piatek, etc)

hes so useless outside those and genuinely hinders the team, also has a tendency of disappearing after 2 months into the season. Maybe its his weak Spanish body

Acute leukemia is much more dangerous than chronic form, but it is cureable at least. There are really good targeted medications for it depending on the type.

My uncle's twin died in like 4 months after he found out (as soon as he showed symptoms) he had acute leukemia.

>Juventus could try to make the most of the Mauro Icardi situation by offering Moise Kean and €20m in exchange for the Inter outcast.
>FCInterNews.it claim that the Bianconeri will propose teenage Italy international Kean as part of the deal instead.
>This has multiple reasons behind it, as Kean has still not worked out a new contract with Juventus and his current deal is due to expire in June 2020.
>Inter would demand Kean plus a cash sum, probably in the region of €20m, as Icardi has a remarkable track record of 121 goals in 219 Serie A games.
>get rid of a troublemaker such as Icardi to get another one in exchange
Well done

>My uncle's twin
That sucks m8
but isn't your uncle's twin just your uncle?

They are all kind of pasta

New Balotelli in frà, new triplete incoming

This smells like bullshit

You need a bald dutchie first frà
Because it is, but at this point I really wouldn't be surprised if such swap takes place

twitter.com/DiMarzio/status/1150156609559175168

>15 millions
How does he do it?

I still don't understand why Perin suicided his career by moving to the big graveyard of goalkeepers.

Should've stayed in Genoa and waited for the big WC to shine in for Italy

He probably thought he could fight for Szczesny's spot but he started getting injured again and the pol is much better anyway

>the absolute state of Inter's Sport Directors

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of course it does. so does every rumored deal about a player exchange.

>Gabriel Jesus
???? Wasn't his name Gabriel Barbosa or something?

yeah they got it wrong

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he could have waited a few weeks for Roma to sell Alisson and went there. He's even a fan.
Lucci is a scam.

whats wrong with this list?

barella leads serie a in duels won for the past 2 years....

kid will blossom into a very good ball winning midfielder.

Icardi left camp. Ninja stayed. Last show of love. Forza Icardi

Forza Sinisaeterno!!!!

>whats wrong with this list?

>Joao Mario
>Geoffrey Kondogbia
>Alessandro Bastoni
>Gabriel Barbosa
That's 140 millions spent on people whose contribute was close to zero if not zero

>Nicolò Barella
I don't know but for a team with Inter's history I would expect the most expensive player to be a top player and not a youngster who played two good seasons in a team fighting for relegation

every team is guilty of this too...

i follow Juve and they are full of terrible purchases like this, Roma and AC Milan as well.

Chelsea, United as well... Barcelona and Real have done a lot of bad buys too.

To be fair, prices have exploded over the past 2/3 seasons.

De Ligt's price also is laughable if you look at it through a historical lens

The only players that did anything for Inter in that list are Ronaldo, Vieri and let's say Skriniar because I rate him.

Sure every team has wasted some money on overrated players who didn't respect the expectations, but not many of them have four/five of these players in their top ten

Juventus' Top 10 Transfers

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Napoli

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Inter, Barella's 11th because of all the clauses I think

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Milan

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Roma

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Can't imagine they'd look to trade Pellegrini, Schick seems likely as he's already played under Giampaolo

>Higuain cost 90 million

Excuse me?

Release clause innit

Yeah, but why would you be happy paying that much? The 36 goal season was a blip.

marotta market masterclass, never a dull moment

Night bump
Inter Media House went around various spots in Milan projecting on walls the trailer for the #notforeveryone thingy (my guess is a line of clothing? Idk). The reveal is on monday. There might also be a music video or something (I tremble in fear of a new Inter Bells curse) because il pagante is involved, the official Inter IG reposted Eddie Veerus' stories from around the town. It wouldn't be surprising cause they're all interisti, all bauscia and already sing at the shareholder meetings.

Well fuck me for not putting Milan in the Scudetto candidates.
I have no doubts that Theo Hernandez and Bennacer will lead you to lift CLs and Scudettos again.

>Il pagante
Jesus christ they chinks really played a game on sfinter didn't they?
Wait, they didn't, it always was a circus.
At least we get some new Brancar kino.

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>state of those crooked tits

She upgraded them last year

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Wait why there is no news of this around the internet?

>what is inflation
those are pure shitty charts, for example inter payed 90 billion for Vieri and it was a really high trade, today for Vieri you need at least 90 million

>Iturbe only 24m
>Cristante only 21m
>no schick
Apart from the inflation these get destroyed from loans + obligation to buy, installments bonuses.
But it's nice to see how top transfers between 1999 and 2001 were amazing players and the ones made lately were all busts

>De Ligt's price also is laughable
at least deligt has guaranteed resale value. it's players approaching 30, or 'potentials' from farmer leagues that really mess you up

>paying 50 mill to buffon which is basicaly 100+ adjusted to inflation
>paying 40 mill to palermo
state of italain negotiation

There was a time when buffon was the best goal keeper in the world.

Do the necklace come with the shirt?

So Rui Costa is still Milan's most expensive purchase.

but lets be honest. most of the time he wasn't

Well I guess the whole bauscia aesthetic is a good marketing strategy considering it's what keeps together all the people from the south or the province coming here to do shopping, "breathe Europe" putting their degree to good use. Also I don't mind il pagante, all of us milanese quasi-zoomers grew up blasting pettinero and their latest album was weirdly good
(I don't know if you get all the references but if you know brancar I'm guessing yes)

I guess it's because it happened last night. It's all on Instagram fra

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As a Milan customer I hope Atalanta doesn't pull a Udinese and does well in UCL if they don't get a hard group. If they end up throwing the CL run then fuck 'em.

That list is dumb, adjusting to inflation Vieri and Crespo would be like 80m and 60m today

Yeah, I'm from Milan too (not currently as I'm posting from the USA) and yes, I did blasted them more than once. Still cringe about it tho.
I absolutley despise this putting Milan on a pedistal as some sort of example as most european capitals are much more frendlier and more similar to the campagna.
I mean Paris and Berlin are busy as shit but at least there's an alternative to being a living stereotype. The more i travel the more i'm conviced Milan is actually one of the worst places in the world.

Also
>He doesn't rate federica

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where are the best places? certainly not here.

>tfw hook up with a girl and have a good time but fail to close the deal and get laid

Somehow this feels even more pathetic than jerking off alone

Inter friendly when today?

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Dude I'm staying in L.A. and it takes the place as the worst place in the world easily.
I also visited other cities around here in California and holy shit is bad.
Memes aside I'll be 100% serious with you, USA is a shithole. The problem is not even the urban decay or other memes, it's just so fucking bland. People, places and faces have nothing. Are just straight up forgettable, there is nothing to this place.
It's just endless malls and houses and then you get a couple of skyscrapers.
USA is just too mechanized.
As much as I hate milan I used to go out with my friend and something happend. Here nothing happens, everything is pre planned, pre organized, politically correct and machine like. I feel like a retard.
Just work/home/fun/serious stuff nothing is left to chance everything you see is what you get.
In fact I'm already regretting moving here.
The best place? Somewhere in europe. For me Berlin, but depends on what you are looking for.
Milano imho is the worst in Europe of what i've seen. You should just travel and travel to find the right place. When you'll find it you'll know from the smell and the sensations you get.

>Dude I'm staying in L.A. and it takes the place as the worst place in the world easily.
I also visited other cities around here in California and holy shit is bad.
its just nice to hear others confirm that, i've spent my entire boomer life here and never traveled once. now that I am able to, i was fearing that the entire world is going to be more of the same, or just the spreading of this "culture" wherever I go, I cant imagine anything worse.

I personally would want to visit states such as Montana, Idaho or Oregon. I expect it to be really cozy to live there.

>"Fonseca believes in Under completely."
>buy Suso
????
17.30

I spended most of my life complaning about American shit but since I arrived here I actually noticed that in the rest of the world it's not as bad as i thought. As much as we are very americanized it's still not half as bad as here in america.
Fra, this country doesn't lack nature. It lacks natural.
The novelty wears off after the first 5 hours.
Just go to trentino

Milan isn't scudetto contender, but i'm sure Modric, Grease Man, Lukaku, SMS and Dzeko will get >you it. Oh wait you only bought mediocre midget from Sasol, ngubus from bundesliga and overrated af Barella for like 100m. Scudetto contender indeed

>mfw no one-handed handjob
Anyway user it's just branding. T
Wealthy terroni and brianzoli come here hoping to "breathe Europe", to eat sushi and avocado toasts, to meet hip hop stars at "exclusive" parties, and to take insta stories of the sunset on the naviglio, so we sell them what they want. Rich tourists except the city of luxury and fashion, and again we provide it to them. It might feel plastic but desu I don't find the identity of most italian cities much less shallow (a dialect, a monument, a couple of recipes and a monument you know little about). At the end of the day if you're looking for mass identities in this day and age you're a fool and you're only going to hurt yourself. Milan isn't my favorite city but I like it, it's a nice place to be young in and it's the only place in the country where everything doesn't feel unmovable and decaying.

>Mauro Icardi has reportedly threatened to see out the remaining two years of his contract with Inter.
>It was confirmed on Saturday that Inter would not be taking Mauro Icardi to the International Champions Cup and had sent him home from their training camp in Lugano.
>Although the club stress it was a joint decision, La Repubblica claims the striker did not respond well to being shut out of their preseason plans.
>“I’ll stay here for two years, take my salary and I won’t move,” he is quoted as saying by the newspaper.
>Such a stance could scupper the Beneamata’s pursuit of Manchester United hitman Romelu Lukaku.

>La Repubblica claims
Yeah nah

>FCInternews
Holy shit the delusion

You're telling me you wouldn't swap Kean for Icardi? I'm not sure about the additional 20m fee but that's still a pretty good deal desu

>"Rosario? Yes, it's me. I need one last favor."
>*click*

i feel bad for keking

juve didnt trust scesni but he ended up being amazing for them

I rate Icardi 40m. Anything more, and he can stay at Inda until the end of his contract

dissolve the AC MILAN. you're a mob of dickheads

>James Rodriguez is frustrated by Napoli refusal to pay Real Madrid and now wants to join Atletico Madrid instead, claim Marca.
>President Aurelio De Laurentiis and Coach Carlo Ancelotti both stated this weekend that negotiations will not be resolved soon, while they could lean towards other targets.
>It’s believed this has irritated the Colombia international, who just returned to base from a two-year loan spell at Bayern Munich.
>The Real Madrid asking price is €42m, something Atletico Madrid are more than happy to shell out for, especially after the windfall of selling Antoine Griezmann to Barcelona.
>According to Spanish paper Marca, James has now decided he wants to play with Diego Simeone’s Atleti instead, which would also allow him to keep his home in Madrid.
>However, Real will try everything they can to prevent the reinforcement of their direct city rivals and would prefer to sell to Napoli.

>the absolute state of DeLamentiis

Well, Juventus probably rates Kean 35-40m too. I don't think this swap is going to happen, but I wouldn't be surprised if it actually does desu

My uncle is the husband of my mother's sister. Maybe that's still a nth grade uncle but I'm shit at genealogy.
He was a terrone from deep Lucania anyway

finna convert these hoes with my dick, feel me??

let's be honest, you don't know shit

>more than a month left
>about to break
>now that it's going to be a shit season anyway

what's this meme

>valuing a slow as fuck defender 23m when he has one year left in his contract
judging by Petrachi's track record he'll do it

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>actually paying 50m for le three games man
oof

> The more i travel the more i'm conviced Milan is actually one of the worst places in the world.
ok retard

Lads what about those depilatory strips women like to use? Do they make them for men?

Do you want to use them to shave your balls user?

dont do it

I was thinking about the ass, at least for the balls you can see all the time what you're doing

Mamma mia

So THIS is the result of combination of Slav and Italian genes???

fra im hungover as fug. send help

You know those days where you wake up and you feel a vague sense of sadness but you're not really sure why, how do you cope with this?

DAI DAI DAI, you can overcome this pain!!!

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>that strip of skin

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yeah that's called literally every day
*dabs*

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ARRIVERAAAA DICEMBREEEEE
MILANO SARA SUL MONT BLAAANC
ED OGNI NOTTE SARÀ SEMPRE COME
IL CAPODANNO DI NAINGGOLAAN

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>De Ligt can arrive in Turin already tonight (at most tomorrow morning) for medical examinations

Can we sell Bonucci now? I'd rather give a chance to Demiral than playing De Ligt-Bonucci the whole season

Bonucci hopefully will be kept because, as much as he's shit at defending, he's still far more experienced than the other youngsters. Plus he'd act as one of the veterans of the team.

I'm just curious, what 'type' of defender is De Ligt being sold as in Italy?

A hard-tackling bruiser like Chiellini, a ball-player like Bonucci or a more graceful one like Maldini was?

A perfect one

Seriously though what is taking Raiola so long?

he's waiting for the mountain of cash carried by a complimentary FIAT 500

I think a perfect balance of the three

>what 'type' of defender is De Ligt being sold as in Italy?
The modern type of defender, basically. A very good ball-player that is also good at interceptions and clearances and that uses to play in a high defensive line, basically fit for Sarri's masterful tictocs. They've also mentioned how he still lacks some experience on tackling but I'm pretty sure playing with a champ such as Chiellini he will learn it just fine.

i drove a 500 once. i genuinely believe he'd brake the car chassis

he's not going to atletico. he has this weird Stockholm syndrome going on with real. when he had that breakdown withc kovac, reports were saying that he was willing to go back and talk to zidane even though that he unjustifiably destroyed his career.

I'd rather say they are jollys, Roma and Milan placement is unpredictable every season

Kean to Roma with his lover

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So is Atlanta's brave Gosens any good?

Still, it's nice to see DeLa playing the part of the clown here. Nothing wrong with trying to lower James' price, but basically implying that Napoli are doing Real a favor by trying to get James is just insane.
Who's top and who's bottom

tbqh it looks like an ancelotti move, and adl isn't on board. so he tries to put on these ridiculous demands hoping that the deal doesn't go through

Considering how he asked for James at Buyern too this is what most likely happened

Sky said De Light isn't coming today nor tomorrow

Because he's never coming and it's always been a very big bluff

But actually, at this points it's better to follow dutch media about this transfer

They just said that if they close today he will be here tomorrow and do the visits on Tuesday

is adl superstitious? he probably thinks james brings bad luck on ancelotti

>is adl superstitious? he probably thinks james brings bad luck on ancelotti
I think greedy suits more for him. I'm surprised already that he spent 36m on Manolas but then again he overestimated Diawara's value up to 20m, so.

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#LiveAhead or #NotForEveryone? Which one is the best one fras?

#NotAhead = Inter
#LiveForEveryone = Juve

>Inter, Nainggolan goes on tour: he is not considered undesirable. If Mauro Icardi doesn't fly to Singapore with Inter, Radja Nainggolan will be on the plane. The midfielder yesterday played tactical exercises with the team and was greeted by the affection of the fans. According to Il Corriere dello Sport, the Belgian is not currently considered an 'undesirable'.

would
#everyoneisahead be a suitable for milan ?

Big if true

'ove Radja
'ate manlets
Simple as

time for the most dysfunctional redemption arc of 2020

#throwbackthursday would suit them more

i thought that was for napoli

>tfw chauvinism makes me support Verstappen but secretly want to cuddle with Leclerc

Lecute is gonna win this one frà, just watch it

too bad they won't even play on thursday now

(You)

;_;

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

I love watching these two fight

Business idea: Allegri to fix Ferrari's tictocs

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Well fuck

He can't be any worse than Binotto can he?

>the absolute state of Vettel
god fucking dammit

WW3 when, Germ*ny needs to pay for this

That's the ultimate 5D teamwork, a German sacrificed his own pride to help a cute Frenchie

They swap creating the perfect Ringo

New: New: New:

So, it was all a ruse by Conte to see which has the weaker mind between king cuck and radja.

Seems like ninja won, fucking based.