/afl/

youtube.com/watch?v=HLeYvefzUFA

truth 2bh

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Fuck off with this spam at the start of every thread.

TRADIES UH
KNOCKOFF YUH
ICEBREAK CUH

fuckin wa
making the footy start late

Will only forgive them tonight so it can fill the gap between le grand final rematch but with more rape and the legendary Fedal: Wombledon edition. Good Friday night this.

unironically keeping this poomunity alive m8

welcome back /cric/

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funny man haha

you raise a good point lad

Left it on Ch9 after watching the cricket last night and almost caught some of the rugby. Pretty grim.

thanks mate

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that tall seppo pie player is such a fucking shit meme. never seen a player do so fucking little get talked about as much as him.

he'll coast the rest of this year on that one Prelim he did good in.

>Ryan
>McGovern
>Both hurt bad before 120 seconds have passed

based and banepilled

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BSA

>American played one of the best prelims ever
>Backed it up with a solid grand final
Lad he can do fuck all for another 100 games and I'll still want him in the team
BSA

>dayne beams in the hole for 1.3m to bikies
>eddie bails him out on the condition he comes to the pies
>afl currently aware and going to strip pies of the points
holy fucking based

IMO they leaked the Stephenson gambling thing so they could suspend him as punishment for Eddie paying off the bookies.

>things that never happened

chin up dayne, at least you're not a methhead like bennie cousins.

>1st quarter not even over
>64 points combined
Love it, but HATE the ads

fellas hope jarrod cameron wants to join his brother to play for >us

boy oh boy lads I love these 11 goal quarters and I can't wait for the rest of the match to have 11 goals.

they actually put that cunt on a "top 50 most powerful people in WA Football" spread in The West before the Derby last week. Apparently his "power" stems from his "powerful" fall from grace story. I bet they'll name a wing after him when he OD's like that corpse Mainwaring.

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>do so fucking little get talked about as much as him
aliir aliir exists

Nig nat’s got that buddy gut going on.

>12 goals in a quarter with shit defence is good footy
some real brainlets on the commentary team

the old HGH turtle shell gut

aliir aliir has done infinitely more than le tall stand there man

>hook turn

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I don't get why players brainlessly charge at whoever's running with the footy, all it takes is a single sidestep and the other players just lose their distance

>Sheed missing from the PieTSD pocket
Missed opportunity

Ben Crocker's stats
>1 disposal
>3 free kicks against

straff going HAM at Lion King

>Moore's hammy exploded again
>
State of Megpis

desu it looks pretty bad
twitter.com/cartoonbrew/status/1149108647676522497
Voices and the visuals don't match whatsoever, it looks terrible. straffo with the elite truth bombs as per usual

fuggin hell why are the iggs so good to watch all the time?

reckon hamish and richo are in the same pedo ring?

>"Any police officers watching turn a blind eye"
How does Hamish get away with it

>this kid on 7 obviously reading a fucking script

>now i’m hearing the ground is being sprayed with an anti-Jew spray
bit on the nose there lads but I understand why

>the anti-jew they put in the ground
???

>THE ANTI-JEW THEY PUT ON THE GROUND MADE HIM GO FRYING

Just got back from the bottleshop lads, has nic nat done his knee yet?

looks like he's done a streetwise feast

FUCK need one more de goey goal to win my multi

draw on the cards

Comeback ON

inb4 Shiggles win by the same margin as the finals

prediction's almost true lads

congrats lad

there ya go lad

How much money m8?

>draw on ze cards?
>deny it

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congrats jaidyn

Iggs looking DONE

Surely, cant be

GET
FUCKED
KEKGLES

>NIGGS

Kek

KEK

>west choke

didn't count on this massive shiggles choke. didn't win. Don't bet, don't waste your money

>kick one point for the last 45 minutes
>lose by one point
STATE of the PEEGLES

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>losing to collinpoo
kek
KEK
K E K

lads
LADS
elite predictions in the house tonight

hhahahahhaahahhahahahahahahhahahah

elite tipping by me, also copped a ban from 11 years ago on my IP

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the best way to win is to not play

Why does Collingwood hate BT?

de goatey

kek
KEK
K E K

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wonder what the lad back then originally got copped for

Having fun.

rubbish Saturday of footy, just rearranging the bottom 8

Bombers/Roos should be good, both fighting for 7/8

Rest of the matches look grim though

I am so glad I didn't watch that match now. How the fuck did you lose with a lead like that midway through the final quarter. Pathetic.

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Basedmond are coming.

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Fuck this inconsistent team.

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Swans
Hawks
Norf
Crows
Cats

Loins year?

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>have to win at the G twice
i dont love >our odds mate

but >we are being powered by pure memery lad

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Now Lords, that's a real AFL ground

honestly i see it happening, but at the same time i came into the season thinking we'd get ninth at best so everythings a success so far

not him but that's how I'm trying to see it. been so disappointed in >us for so long that it's hard to not get swept up in the fantasy of being the 2019 memehip.

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loins lifelong since start of this season, it’s our farkin year la

LE BLOODS HOSTS CRIPPS, GET IT IT'S LIKE THOSE AMERICAN GANGS THAT SHOOT AND KILL PEOPLE LMAO BUT CRIPPS IS A CARLTON PLAYER AND BLOODS IS SYDNEY XDDD

dead thread
dead community
dead sport

When did Silvagni turn into a competent footballer?

looking at the stats for the coleman is so depressing
45 goals for 15 games is the lead
will we ever see a player kick 100 goals in a season again?

dead country

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>shitney

>Fred ded
>Fyfe off and in trouble
you're about to witness some vintage Fred

teams that lose to carlton should line up their five worst performing players at their next home game and publicly execute them

>there are still people that don't think Sam Walsh has the rising star sewn up

I thought Fred were supposed to be alright this year.

heaps of leg injuries and just general shitness

>4.10 vs 5.11
grim

Carlton are so underwhelming

Will Sydney's fall down the ladder be complete if they lose to Carlton today?

How good was last night's game?

WHEN THE FUCK IS THE ONLY TEAM THAT MATTERS PLAYING?

ESSENDON THE FUCKIN BOMBERS MATES

Essendon v North Melbourne at Marvel Stadium at 4:35pm AEST

Thank you and god bless. It is 11PM on the west coast and its gonna take a lot of "magic Essendon dust" to stay up for this one.

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PLEASE

Reckon all clubs should consider sacking their coach.

BREAKING: CARLTON UNDERWATER AS SYDNEY TEARS FILL THE STREETS

7news.com.au/news/disaster-and-emergency/flooded-melbourne-road-to-remain-closed-c-211031

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>Shitney
Absolute state, think they should do a coach makeover too

SHITNEY BTFO

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>literally extended his contract to 2023 yesterday
OH NONONONO

If Sydney had any fans they'd be SEETHING over that shitshow.

>Shitney

Relying on Norf to stay 12+ points ahead at the end of any quarter (deleted previous post because numbers are more unholy than the chances of them losing)

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Cringe.

>another garbage tassie hawks match in launceston

This Essenorf match is pretty feisty

what is this refball

fuck the roos

This game is fan fuckin tastic lads

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Chris Judd on pooicide watch

tfw didn't tip woody

Calling abos "excitement machines" is racist apparently

SOLID match this, scoreline sums it up pretty well

Which one of you faggots gave me a cold at the unemployment office the other day?

Pretty sure one of my mates who lives in Cranbourne likes rimming men tbqh

yo who got a stream for the dons north game

got u senpai

cdn.livetvcdn.club/webplayer.php?t=ifr&c=1205240&lang=en&eid=819129&lid=1205240&ci=483&si=52

make sure u eat a burger in honor of our two nations' friendship

*pssssssss*

>eight year old computer gets startup failure
>do a system restore
>it works
they call me hackerlad
also >peegles and >fred

Shall be watching Manchester poonited vs glory lads tonight

Shan't be watching any bogan ball lmao

shall be watching an exciting >perf getting BTFO game lad

do they just wear abo guernsey's any time they feel like it now?

every round is now boong round it seems

thank you my man

Poor choice.

yes.

Today they're special round jumpers
Tomorrow they're clash jumpers
Then they'll swap places with the home jumpers

They want to sell more jumpers.

Friendly reminder Essendon is the OFFICIAL footy club of the USA.

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

GURR ME BRIAN TAYLOR

I INTENTIONALLY CALL FOOTBALL "SOCCER"

I'M SUCH A PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE, CONTRARIAN TRUE BLU AUSSIE MATE

t. seething gamer

I've never heard anyone call football 'soccer'. What are you on about?

Guess you didn't watch the broadcast last night when BT was acting like an edgy 14 year old yet again

I only heard him calling soccer 'soccer'.

FUCK up sebbo

*doesn't happen*

The only people who call it football in Australia are fox sports employees because Murdoch is a globalist

? what are you on about mate essendon isn't even that good of a footy club and theyre still making norf look foolish

UP THA FUCKEN SHINBONERS

Classic

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AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHH

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>NORF
>MCDONALD-TIPUNGWUTI'D.COM

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>mcdonalds sniffin-petrol

>NORF

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USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

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plebbo on mental meltdown watch

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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He may be a dickhead, but he's right on this one.

predicting a draw by round 20 lads

why would you call football soccer? they're completely different games and no one but wogs and rootless cosmopolitan cucks give two shits about soccer.

Please don't group rootless cosmopolitan cucks with wogs.

cold toast bums

*ruins ur ground's atmosphere*

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CAM ON SUNNAS
KICK SOM FACKIN GOALS YOU CUNTS

Looks like them Sainties are gonna run over the top of them Cattos here.

who else drunk here

based percentage padding, hopefully >we can get it up t0 112%

>watch this sport on YouTube once

I don’t get it.

Who's Dew going to have to eat at half time to send a message?

did 4channel get unbanned?

Is there a worse feel than listening to a Carlton game commentated by Mark Maclure?

come on /crows/ pls don't lie down, make it historical

Why have the Sunners fallen away after such a promising start to the year?

It happens every year, and the AFL media falls for it every year

>189 posts across 2 days

we're hitting new levels of grim lads

can tell just from this thread alone, the lack of posts etc that the 3rd of the st kilda v geelong game has just started and scores are about level

correct?

crows desu

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yep

>st kilda get a 50 point thrashing from basedbane
>that same st kilda are going with geelong on the worst away ground in the competition to play
i dont know what to think anymore

Feel that West Coast, Collingwood and GWS are the teams to beat

Geelong's record is better than they actually are and the rest of the teams are too inconsistent

next year I think I'm just gonna take the $20 I spend on the footy tipping and buy a goon bag instead

>gold coast suns
more like
gold coast DONES

predicting a +180 score by chadelaide

i put 5 bucks on geelong -70 points expecting a 100 point meme thrashing
cant wait to see geelong choke in the second round of finals again after this pathetic performance

bring back the 100 goal seasons
reduce it to 16v16 and not 18v18
make quarters 25 minutes long
simple as lads

based gaj dabbing on the homosexuals once again

lol

>$0 in bank account
>don't get paid for 10 days
>car broken down and can't pay to get it fixed
how over is it bros?

shant be watching this any more
shall be switching to the elite manu and perf game

>$0 in bank account

how does this happen?

lol

by being a student, living out of home, working a casual job which doesn't give consistent hours and by not receiving NEETbux

>by being a student, living out of home

dunno why so many white people fall for this meme

Geelong plays like shit and will still win by 40 points. I’m waiting again for the traditional first quarter finals where they concede 50 points and make everyone feel stupid.

because my parents are selfish cunts who think it's like "the old days" and the job and housing market isn't a total shitshow

your fault for being a fucking idiot then
you probably moved out of the safe stability of home so you could be a degenerate and take drugs and fuck sluts
enjoy your poverty
meanwhile i am a based neet masterrace giving 0 dolalrs to drug dealers or women and living with my loving mummy and daddy who provide for me and i have 30 grand in savings just from neet bux alone to spend on whatever the fuck i want
hope you starve to death

being destitute tier poor is a shitload of fun when you're young and have a bit of a safety net to fall back on if it goes arse-up.

how is the catering at Metricon?

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>can't even win by 100+

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KELLYYYYYYYY

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grim

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I fully expect the Suns to beat Carlton next week, it's round 19 last year except the roles are reversed

lol

lel

Bitchmond
Smellbourne
BASEDbane

to be quite honest with you friends and family

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>Page 10
Up and at 'em

Fuck off it's Sunday. I'm going back to bed for another hour or two.

Bitchmond to get ROLLED and EXPOSED by big dick Cameron

Been feeling this way myself recently tbqh.

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>Perth Glory vs Manchester United crowd: 50,206
>West Coast Eagles vs Collingwood crowd: 56, 251
wogs BTFO

Coniglio ded

Reiwoldt's hairline is on JUST watch

god I fucking hate Bitchmond

Just fuck my poopercoach team up

gws are the team that never made it
for years they were looking at winning a flag but this year they just seem so flat

Tigers looking the goods. Giants look like a shell of their former self

>tfw i was only interested in video games and playing with my friends as a kid during the lions era and didn't get to see or appreciate it
this year will be the year

up the giants

The Giants are so underwhelming.

Hello new friend

Basedmond will roar into the second half lads, no worries

Richmond are going to run away with this one I guarantee it.

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Fuck I hate Richmond.

>gws has a player by the name bobby hill
jej

>that one absolute brainlet that didn't toby greene

RichGODS

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> huge mcluggage out
please no

lol

You're kidding me, fucking sweating even harder and I don't even go for Basedbane

>bottomsmelly

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>bontesmelli

What the f*ck is the giants problem?

Incredible how the peemons went from prelim to pre-season premiership favourites to this

also was replaced by keays, which is very odd

they convinced people they weren't pretenders for a little while

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Bachar houli is a sterons user. Dont ask me how i know this.

t. Abu-bakr

Is that halal?

I don't mind Keays but surely Mathieson would have been the obvious replacement. Hope McCluggage isn't fucked for the rest of the season at least.

i love keays for no real reason as well
i guess hes going to be another tall forward option for hipwood, but as you said strange to not bring in a midfielder

fairly hungover

umpires doing everything they can to hand the peemons the win

The Fox Footy RSPCA ad is so cute :3

kick da bowl

muh tarps

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>POOrt

what the fuck are port doing lol

>Poort BadlelAIDS

they've got a hard on for Neale

>poort trying to act hard
Fucking kek

BrisGODS
lads
BrisGODS

you wouldnt think steven may was aboriginal just by looking at him

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Fold Sadelaide, not just the club but the whole city

>Yes we Ken
Eat shit Port Memelaide

Fold Cukbourne, not just the club but the whole pit.

OH NONONONONO

>the shitty of Poort

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Thought this game was supposed to be close

>poort badelaide

1 full glass whisky absolutely trashed 2bh

goin local

based

Is Cam Rayner the worst #1 pick of all time?

dissolve the pear. you're a mob of dickheads

Definitely not a fan of umpires being lenient on teams getting spanked

>1.8 in a quarter
against fucking melbourne too

McCartin

Lmao imagine being a port customer

>Basedbane will be in the top 3, only below Megpis and Dzhilong
Loving the 2019 ladder so far

predicting late elitemons surge

Not even close tbqh

FUCKING HELL MELBOURNE
ONE JOB

>Smellbin
Haha repent cunts ahaha

>gayshaw was 3rd in the brownlow
baffling

that was fucking holding the ball
once again, elitemons shafted by cheating umps

BASED ELITEMONS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

Fuck nathan cuckley
Fuck cuckingwood
Fuck cuckmond
Fuck st cucktilda
Fuck port cuckelaide
Fuck cuckbane lions

and FUCK ken cuckley the edgy lazy apathetic bald dickhead

everything was just fucking fine 48 hours ago but of course gill has to go ruin everything for wc due to the dumb fuck boomers on bigfooty complaining once again about 'muh state of the game'

may as well watch wwe

16 wins in a row
HOW can /afl/ still SEETHE at our eliteness

IMAGINE not being a fan of the only team worth rooting for

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BrisGODS

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kek fuck worst australia, fucking loser

kys chink cunt

anyone see that bung eye kid in the auskick?

>I hope it's a hamstring
jesus christ derm

>misses right infront
>hit on the run opposite foot banana

yeah cheers cam

>brisbane lost to carlton

finna
finna brisBASED

BASEDBANE

>he doubted Basedbane

been doubting >us for decades, usually correctly. makes the surprise of not being shit all the more enjoyable.

can not wait for this irrelevant shithouse sport to just fall away, last 2 ceos have turned it into a farce.

>geelong lost to port
>brisbane beat port
>brisbane also beat west coast
brisbane confirmed premiers?

still doing better than us over at aus /rug/

brisbane are so likeable, shame I'm >heave ho

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the fuck was that oscar

I can't see BL without thinking of boy love now.

who just woke up here hangover

take port out back and give them the old yeller treatment desu

>wimbledon final and /cric/ final on the same day
who the FUCK thought this was a good idea

>Poort

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>poort
ah it's glorious

So fucking happy to see that smug cunt Hinkley get btfo.

>poort
kek
KEK
K E K

IOOOOOOO YAM ABSOUTLEY LIVID

>1 point away from doubling Poort
Damn

I don't know what is more enjoyable, listening to 5AA after the Crows lose, or listen to 5AA after Poort lose

Literally >OUR farkin year cunts

>not watching the bounce

*gets torn apart*

>wins against richmond the following week

did Hinkley sudoku in the presser?

>Facing Port in an off week
Nervous lads

>richmond
>2019 season
lmao