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go knights

LOOK, I TURNED MYSELF INTO TAYLOR SWIFT, /hoc/
I'M TAYLOR RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

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imagine making threads just for anons to shit up
can’t imagine being such a cuck

peredditors

go nuckies

horrible thread

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for me it's TSN's Natasha Staniszewski (2011-current)

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Great thread desu

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>in all of us command

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/hoc/ - home of CFL

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drunk on homemade wine ama

yeah we know how your country feels about brown people pal we get it

what kinda yeast??
>I like to homebrew and distill

how do we stop the summer heat menace and the mosquito menace, lads?

did you stomp the grapes with your feet and if so post feet

tripfag is right, this thread sucks

Natasha Stan-who???

Is 95 minutes enough time for a US to Canada connection at YYZ?

thinking about all this negativity

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bud snapped a photo of me on break teehee

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id suck on that fat pinky desu

>grease is a pedo as well

its all starting to make sense now

poorfag so just normal fleischmann's yeast. Its a dandelion wine very good for when your yard is covered with dandelions

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eww what are those circle thingies on the middle three toes

If I'm forced to make a thread it's going to be a Taylor Swift thread. That's just how it works.

sorry it was a dandelion wine so no feet pix for you

Super aids

>dandelion wine
whats wrong with americans

I'm just giving you shit lad don't take it personell

that's where the government injects the IQ lowering drugs

based

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don't knock it until you try it cunt.

spent every year in public school drunk and yard flower wine
cheapest bestest method
Great job, user
Not a motherfucking thing you limey cunt

for me it's miley cyrus

she helped me get laid once

hot tea spiked with vodka > irish coffee > four loko/buckfast/other nigger tier caffienated alcohols

loins are kill press F to pay respects

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2006-2009 tay is best tay, new tay is a replacement they brought in after they murdered her just like miley cyrus

2nd biggest

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S

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limey is a term for british people

For the life of me I can't get into warm alcoholic beverages. It just doesn't work for me

he's dead to me

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thanks. Working on a mead right now using the honey from one of my friends beehive

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S

have you tried mulled wine user? most pubs will have it in autumn/winter. I am the same, can't get into things like irish coffee but mulled wine is pretty swell

I hate warm cocktails where you can actually taste the alcohol, but if it tastes like regular tea or coffee and happens to get you buzzed, it works just fine for me.

Hence why strong tea mixed with a neutral spirit is the best way to go about early morning drinking.

hot toddy > all that shit you listed

Carolina Panthers
Cincinnati Bengals
Detroit Lions
Jacksonville Jaguars
Detroit Tigers
Florida Panthers
BC Lions
Buncha crappy pussy teams if you ask me

you forgot about Hamilton

love my motor city kitties, lad

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YOU WAS AT THE CLUB

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A strong sweet tea mixed with a neutral spirit is the way to go for me during the summer. As far as warm alcoholic drinks Irish Coffee is about the only one i can get into

for me? its the chicago bears

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that boy aint right I tell you hwat

>61 post
>12 IPs

Yikes

...

Kippers turn that trip back on and lets see more of that wonton fart factory

says 22

why yes, there are more than 61 posts and 12 ips itt

My hockey friends :)

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>pongs

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>Canada

yikes

kek

based

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Do you think this guy will make it into the big league?
eliteprospects.com/player/395520/marcus-kallionkieli

drinking white wine in a red wine glass

>Whats that? Why yes, I love posting in /hoc/ even when there is a low number of IP's posting. I don't mind sharing my thoughts no matter how many I have

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FACT: Earthmover is the best song to ever be recorded

>kallionkieli
kalle anka ahahaha :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Watching Hot Tub Time Machine and eating local pizzeria pizza with the garlic sauce lads

>you drive a Cadillac??

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woah there he goes again

based rebel

me and the boys waiting for hockey

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When I sneeze its so loud and boisterous it sounds like the Almighty God has chose me as His Champion for three (3) Judgmental Hammers against the sunbelt

me on the left

took me about 10 seconds to realize thats all the same dude

you might have AIDS

he's gonna take you back to the past
to let you screw his wife in the ass

me at the back

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Me in the middle

describe this team with a AVGN line

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>lock the game up
>still manage to give up the lead with less than a minute to go in the game
Why do the sharks suck so fucking bad all the time?

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>"if we make it look like the refs fucked us over everyone will feel bad for us"

Was nice to watch all the lifelong s suddenly realize the NHL is rigged

Where do I get that shirt

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>this team is so bad, i'd rather exterminate the black population than watch these diarrhea dumpster diving cum husters
jeez james

Where can I buy that shirt

based sharkies

Where can I buy that shirt

wood bye

gm

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thinking about finland posting his selfie earlier today

seems about right, just for good measure
>rags
>islels
>debs

the self glazed face selfie?

This but fatter with no sports gear

yeah, i have to admit those were some solid ropes he shot

IT'S CALLED MALE BONDING!!!
HAVEN'T YOU EVEN SEEN WILD HOGS??

cringe

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man he really gets around!

"This team is so shit it clogged the logo!"

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meant for

Just had a thought, lads

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had 12am coffee, boutta puke. could go for more

ASS

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Is AVGN /hoc/ approved content?

yay

never heard of it til 20 minutes ago

pucks deep

This was my thought

Thinking about the time my peewee team tied the championship game because the league wouldn’t pay for more ice time for overtime.

what was it about

here's my thought:
TINY RIIIIIIICK

you can't spell VAGINA without AVGN

he was funny like 12 years ago

In the great green room
There was a telephone
And a red balloon
And a picture of-
The cow jumping over the moon
And there were three little bears sitting on chairs
And two little kittens
And a pair of mittens
And a little toyhouse
And a young mouse
And a comb and a brush and a bowl full of mush
And a quiet old lady who was whispering “hush”
Goodnight room
Goodnight moon
Goodnight cow jumping over the moon
Goodnight light
And the red balloon
Goodnight bears
Goodnight chairs
Goodnight kittens
And goodnight mittens
Goodnight clocks
And goodnight socks
Goodnight little house
And goodnight mouse
Goodnight comb
And goodnight brush
Goodnight nobody
Goodnight mush
And goodnight to the old lady whispering
“hush”
Goodnight stars
Goodnight air
Goodnight noises everywhere
Goodnight /hoc/

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For me, it's this song
youtube.com/watch?v=NU9JoFKlaZ0

mmmmm finally mommy feet

im addicted to scatman john damnit
youtu.be/02vDkMEdIkY

ITS N WORD RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

at least vegas got their apology
KEK

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> Me: "Mom, why do all the good people die?"
>Mom: "Thats just life, honey. Let me ask you this, What flowers do you pick in the garden?"
>Me: "The prettiest ones"

:(

for me, it was a good day

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Watched a season game a few days ago. Fucking 56% face is starting its invasion into our noble game.

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i need some quality WEBM's

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get high lol

>Leaving le one timer from left wheelhouse man open in left wheelhouse
>Gets a goal off of le one timer from left wheelhouse
Vegas didn't deserve to make it that far

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so this is the life of an average rags fan

F

>tfw no hockey

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ovi is more than that, but he is a very effective sniper at that corner. The isles in 2015 did a decent job making sure he didnt score from there in those playoffs, but still lost in 7 because that D in 2015 was god awful

Nothing wrong with that. He used the power of music to send out a positive message, in hopes of improving the lives of others. I miss him.

he's from long island

...

fuck me this was kino af, what did they do to my baby?

link

wait that was actually finland in the selfie? i thought it was chris chan lol

Thats Mrs. Christine W. Chandler to you, shitlord

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>when a woman brushes against your arm on the bus

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chris chans decline is pretty sad

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f*nns ruined Finland

is this what /hoc/ has become?
reposting shitty memes from ylilauta?

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great band also them crooked vultures are great for jamming during summer

I dont really want to relive the saga from the beginning again, It was fun but all so very tiresome

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for me, Its Kyuss
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>only 1 hit on yilal
what a meme

Thinking I would absolutely wreck any of you scrubs

enough for a resident finn shitposter to bait retards here into reposting it

And there.

50 cm diameter. Fifty-fucking centimeters.

Does any one of you actually think you'd have a chance with me in the streets? Do you maybe think you'd dare to open your mouth, let alone look anywhere else than your own shoes while I grab women's asses and flash a back double bicep. Yep. There you'd sit, quietly, in your booth, with quivering lips, swallowing your anger. I, on the other hand, do what I wish, that is because of these biceps, that allow me to easily curl 45 kgs in a scott bench. These biceps give me the power and strength that you will never reach.

Well, now you know your place, little rats :) I just had to come tell you how the things would unfold in real life, where as here on the internet, many of you think you're tough and just openly troll without any limits. If you ever run into me in a bar, better stay in your lane, even if I take your woman for a test drive, without your permission. But don't worry, I'm sure she'd enjoy being with a real man for once ;)

You mad? Doesn't matter. I'm enjoying my life :)

youtu.be/MDVmjlqmjKs

>curl 45 kgs
i know this is bait pasta but is that supposed to be impressive? or is that part of the meme

id like to see you curl 100 pounds

You mad? Doesn't matter. I'm enjoying life :)

i do 85 lb 2x8 once a week

barbell curls are a meme. concentration curls are the way to go. full range of motion

so in other words not 100

decent pasta

in other words, yes 100, just not 2x8

so i guess 85 is the same as 70 and 70 is the same as 55? kys weakling retard

what

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

>45 kgs is not that much
> i curl 38 regularly
what

i said it wasn't impressive, considering i can curl 45kg and i haven't been lifting very long

and yet you only curl 38 kg regularly. in other words, 45kg is too heavy for you. in other words, you should focus more on yourself instead of shitting on other people, even if it is pasta. fucking loser

I like my 12oz curls, sometimes ill up the ante and go with 24oz

dunno why you're getting so triggered mate

not triggered at all, just tired of losers calling out people objectively more advanced than them. you will get to 45kg 2x8, you dont have to shit on them just because you like to pretend "thats not very heavy" meanwhile lifting lighter than them. youre an insecure loser. admit it.

Guys i just wanted to post a fun pasta in retort to a silly post, we dont need to do this

youre right user I apologise

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all i said was i don't believe it's something worth bragging about and you went from 0 to 100 insta boil

I just think its a bit silly to shit on people that you dont even match up against. It would be like me saying I scored 3 goals in my beer league game and then unironically calling out Alex Ovechkin for only scoring one goal in any given NHL game

>all these fags maxing out on curls, thinking they are getting gains when they are only getting torn biceps and laughed at

fact. i only squat so i can get a nice big fat booty for my top sugar daddy

people unironically shit on NHL players here every single day, most of them don't even play hockey

50 goal scorer here, ama

you seem like a smart guy. i get it and you get it. your post didnt go over well. welcome to my world. no big deal

i need to do some bench pressing and squatting now

would've gone over pretty fine if you didn't have a spaz attack

really? because basically nobody else replied to your stupid post

RPH

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I gave (you)s in spirit

just woke up but my dick was already awake

I wasn’t baiting for (You)s I was making an observation

That means you got a healthy amount of REM sleep, good work bud

Just fell asleep

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What russian prospects do you personally figure out will grow up to the elite? Two previous drafts included.

Ilya sorokin

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Alexander Ovenchicken

Yes, and Kim Chun Pak as a canadian elite prospects.

two of the worst songs ever

Is nashville now 100% nigger free?

wtf I thought colton sissons name was cotton scissors

no,they are simply in disguise

Nail Yakupov seems promising

just woke up
got to sleep in today

i'm real proud of this sport for remaining 99.9% white in the face of diversity movements everywhere

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about to have my first cup o joe

Orange is the new black. But not in my apartment, Kevin is the new black.

Lol who names their nigger Kevin?

i call him kev

Just letting the teams know that I'm still available for a tryout. If you're in search of a good 6th line grinder or 7th dman who can transition into scouting/coaching, I'm your man

We are family
I got all my frens with me
We are family
Get up everybody and sing

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ive let the teams that are having trouble reaching the capfloor know that they can sign me to a 1x10 contract to help them reach the capfloor. im fine watching all 82 games from the pressbox if they want.

More of a factoid

based norm
>remember when the harlem shake was a black guy holding you upside down off a fire escape, shaking you for money

looks like the knights will have more than this year

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>they cant stop all of us
do normies really believe this?

they don't even know they will have to cross miles of desert just to get there

Actually that would be possible

youtube.com/watch?v=OmqOlxNQABI

>implying spains military being unable to stop border crossing illegals is anything close to americas military simply allowing half a million normies trying to expose the governments secrets because "there are too many"
these people would be vaporized.

goodbye /hoc/, its sort of all starting to pile up on me, and I think I'm going to end it here.
Recently my brother has came out as a transgender, and has admitted that he has sexual feelings for me. My mother mixed alcohol and pills a couple days ago and shes still in the hospital. My father does nothing but smoke weed all day, and literally watches MLP, and sometimes is into other furry shit.
Everything is just disgusting and fucked up. I'm broke, dont have a girl friend, dont have a job, dont even have a car.

But, since you guys have always been here for me, and have kept me happy, I'll return the favor. I'll be live streaming the suicide in about 20 minutes. Ill be doing it via hanging/asphyxiation. If you have any questions, I'll be happy to answer them within the 20 minutes I have left

Stream link (in-chat just ask for it):
discord
.gg/sbnxyxm

Thanks guys, you mean the world to me

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I hope it happens just to see how badly they would fuck up everyone

Like 20 people will show up and 18 of them will give up half a mile off the road

FREE BULJU

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>Ovenchicken
based redditor

This is great news, we only need probably 60-65 people blood sacrifice for a guaranteed cup win.

Be honest here /hoc/, would you play sauna gollum with xhim?

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he looks liek a ghoul mate

He cute

>when you're the only one that gets gollum'd
what did they mean by this?

>he thinks gary will be happy with 2017 numbers

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Will a f*nn ever go first overall or are they doomed to be 2nd overall busts?

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wew what a grim cartoon

youtube.com/watch?v=P-WP6POdTgY

Nikita Filatov

hell yeah

Who can stop the canes next season?

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stricter incest laws

Mrazek and Reimer can

I'll take him. Thanks

>friedman
>A couple of owners told me this: He [Dundon] puts a value on things, and he does not like to exceed the value. There’s no team in the league that pays less for its front office, coaching and scouting than Carolina.
the relocanes are a trash organization

I would be willing to do some amateur scouting for a very affordable price

went to bed early
now im awake

Any thoughts on where Gusev will go?

Edmonton

Bulju for Gusev

I'll put you back to sleep cunt

*knocks you the fuck out*

back to russia

Aggressive power move

I N T E R N A L C A P

still awake lad
I think you should work on your form

Friedman says there is disagreement between Laine and older Jets players. He also mentioned that Laine wants a bridge deal.

Stumbled across a /beav/ lodge today lads. Unfortunatly I didn't see any /beav/s (it was too late in the morning anyways, so they might have been in the lodge), but the surrounding forest was riddled with hundreds of cut down trees, both new and old cuts. So I'm thinking /beav/ family is going strong.

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I reckon Taytay's a cazz

new zealand is a boring poster

>freshie thinks there's one of us

beavers are fags

>tay tays big fat vagina bulge.

boomers can frig off its gamer time

>RALEIGH, NC - Don Waddell, President and General Manager of the National Hockey League's Carolina Hurricanes, today announced that the team has agreed to terms with center Ryan Dzingel on a two-year contract. The deal will pay Dzingel $3.25 million in 2019-20 and $3.5 million in 2020-21.

Columbus should just capitulate to Marner's ask of shorter term at this point, god damn

listening to enigma for some reason lads

good signing

just saw an ad for $1 "tacos" from Burger King lads and now I need your help to lynch everybody involved

>Kessel is the offensive powerhouse we need to turn the coyotes around

>only (((Fanatics))) makes player t-shirts now
by far the worst thing Gary has ever done

tampa bay lightning
boston bruins
montreal canadiens
florida panthers
toronto maple leafs
detroit red wings
buffalo sabres
ottawa senators

vegas golden knights
san jose sharks
calgary flames
anaheim ducks
arizona coyotes
vancouver canucks
edmonton oilers
los angeles kings

dallas stars
st louis blues
colorado avalanche
nashville predators
winnipeg jets
minnesota wild
chicago blackhawks

washington capitals
new york rangers
pittsburgh penguins
carolina hurricanes
new york islanders
new jersey devils
philadelphia flyers
columbus blue jackets

thoughts?

>knaughts
>shorks
>rags
>pongs

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retard
knights and sharks are far and away the best teams in the pacific.

you've never played tuber simulator?

themselves

this is the post

i thought i could organize freedom
how scandinavian of me

you keep chirpin' at me i'm gonna pound ya

what minors bench did they pull you off of ya titfucker?

your kids are ugly

>knights and sharks are far and away the best teams in the pacific

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Got the Appassionata stuck in my head, hoping /tennis/ and /hoc/ will help me forget about it for a while.

i kinda miss emo girls if i'm honest lads

Redpill me on Dzingel.

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hello, cringe department? big hmmmm

ate a whole ciabatta from lidl

what is that

didnt you watch him destroy tranpa gay?

a bread

They're hot, but they're crazy as hell

did you put anything on it?

I don't remember him having any noticeable impact in that series. But there were 7 other series to follow at the time, including >ours.

They sure are, or were. Been a while since I last saw one

>I don't remember him having any noticeable impact in that series.
obviously looking at the stat line didnt do anything to job your memory

No you don't. You just think you do.

butter
meat
cheese

hughes finally signed

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Don Cherry

walk into a Spencer's

Perhaps I would regret it if I actually met one, but I still kinda do right now

What's a Spencer's?

Donald absolutley heemed Goofy

odd smelling place

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>What's a Spencer's?
Emo store, kind of like Hot Topic.

art hoes are the evolved emo girls you retards
while hotter, they're much crazier, unfortunately

stick your dick in it

>3.75 AAV for someone that's never played in the NHL and will likely spend 2 or more years in the minors
big yikes

I'm confused. Montreal fans told me that we were too poor to afford anything after Bergevin "BTFO" us with a contract that would send us to bankruptcy.
You mean to tell me that, the frogs, were wrong again?

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>that first sip of the friday

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Why are you trying to summon the frogs.

Gary told me not to worry about the lockout. The plan is to strange the small market owners to sell so they can expand NHL to Finland. Also, another bay area California franchise.

Not sure what Hot Topic is either. But based on that pic it's gonna be a yikes from me.

SHANT dsturb mr. and mrs. /Beav/

any girl that unironically calls themselves a hoe is not somebody worth associating with

A place where you can buy sextoys and dildos but you credit card statement says Spencers so the cute girl at the bank says "Oh he must be a funny guy that buys Tshirts and joke gifts for friends,"

I see you have been thinking about this. Very good advice, very good

just pay cash like a regular degenerate

ED FREE BULJU RIGHT NOW OR I'LL BRING THE PAIN

ed from edmonton hasn't seethed too hard yet today desu

i wish we could turn back time
to the good old days

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is that an invitation?

No, go back to bed.

all the employees are scene or emo

The best is yet to cum

too late, im up
i wonder how much dundon pays his pr girl, what could her value be

I messed around with an art hoe once but I broke it off because she was as tall as me (6'0") so it felt like having sex with a man

hot

>not liking tall women
Faggot

maybe she does it 4-3
that is what id estimate her value at

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>Dallas Stars are trying to trade D Julius Honka
trade away a finn and you'll start to win

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what did he mean by the rose coloured glasses

>16 years old

You suck

>be swedish
>be bald

legal so it's all good

>being attracted to the intellectually immature
Sad!

>intellectually immature
Just like your art hoes

That was the other guy, I'm the one that criticized him for not fucking a tall qt.

Fair enough, I'm sorry for mistaking you

Will they trade Miro and Esa too?

big brain on this lad

>big brain

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Thinkin' bout getting drunk and watching classic games on YouTube after work

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>tootoo not number 22
Sad

Eeli, Kaapo, Jesperi

These are some real zoomer names

I heard you were talkin' shit. Wanna say that to my face?

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From the thumbnail, this looks like Gwendoline Christie.

im bored /hoc/
youtube.com/watch?v=AtxZ18FOigw

ha ha meow

what are some good traditional old stock Finnish names?

any chance we see an offer sheet for point this summer?

Nice Eeli's birth year dubs

>hoobey doobey doo
hello, yikes department?

>the first goal

I just came

Just have awaken lads

summer sucks
i'm so bored

really appreciate NY making a restaurant for kaapo kakko
youtube.com/watch?v=f2S2o4I6CYY

huomenta

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On the way to Kentucky for the nascar race
Can’t wait

it wouldn't have been possible without the completely useless buffalo defensemen

t. retarded hill billy

>You can buy lihapullat ja perunamuussi in Manhattan

based city

>he’s never been to a nascar race
They aren’t for hill billies they are for people who love fast cars beer and cook outs

um
youtube.com/watch?v=fXKM2NY4SAI

My dad took me to a nascar race for some reason when I was about 5 years old.
I was bored out of my mind and insisted that he let us go home way early. I think he thought I'd like the race since I loved playing with Hot Wheels. But fuck that shit.

based

Which is worse, Nascar or CFL?

looks like a good fuckin time

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Alberta?

CFL why are you asking something this obvious?

I dont care what inny yall say, nascar is sweet

CFL. At least Nascar has the risk of death at every race and heavy drinking is encouraged

ARE YOU

WHO WHO
WHO WHO

the who sucks

just woke up to a business idea where we cover the planet in rink ice so it reflects its heat and UV rays thus cooling the planet down

uh huh

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kinda based

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i hate the eagles, with the sole exception of the song lyin' eyes

same with the offspring, with the sole exception of the song the kids aren't alright

barbecuing and sipping good beer. top comfy

aka hillbillies

Imagine getting murdered in a dirty alleyway by two extras from the Hills Have Eyes over a mattress

love albertans
hate the rest

Imagine being the dumb cunt wife in the video who egged her husband on to get shot, and then wailed in disbelief and horror upon seeing his stupid body getting riddled with bullets and buckshot.

kek, cheers m8

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>he doesn't rate Newfies or PEIers
shit opinion

>he doesn’t like fast cars beer and cooking meat
Not even a zoomer boomer
You’re straight up a zoomer
While nascar is a boomer sport

neil from post to post is from pei and he's a fag
however
the best coach in the league is also from pei, so i'm not sure how to r8

same

Jesper is a childs name

Im Finnish American ama

taking my 2 stroke to rip up some trails this weekend. can't wait fellas

what kinda bike?

Gonna fire up my truck and play some Nickleback, lads. My neighbor lives 100yds away but he wont mind.

I unironically like a bunch of their songs.

250 Honda CR

finnish motherfucker do you speak it

should've got the 500 you puss

imagine acting like a black person on the internet but really youre a soinumale. Why is /NBA/ so cringe, lads?

I got pictures of naked ladies lying on their beds

this song unironically fucking rules
youtube.com/watch?v=vt-UtzP1u1g

>redditback

youtube.com/watch?v=6jXbf4rLdho

For me? Its Helix
youtu.be/wHYYPvqT1qs

the 250 CR is the perfect size for trail riding IMO. it's lightweight and handles awesome, I can turn on a dime. it stops and accelerates great. I wouldn't want a heavier bike

kino

this song seems a lot darker now seeing it through the lens of zionist propaganda
>die for israel goy!

>he thinks the Jews rule the world
Fuck off back to /pol/ you mentally ill sycophant

a 500cc handles great too if you aren't a pussy

yeah
it's an absurd song, but the chorus melody is great if ya disregard the lyrics

for me? Its big juicy jewess milkers

I never said the jews rule the world big guy
I just alluded the the fact that the wars in the middle east have been a meaningless loss of life. no more blood for israel.

how's the UP this time of year

fuck that other guy a 250 will be great for trail riding

Im not that user but it has tons of humidity and misquitos, and in hindsight it really is like Finland.

finna heem a finn

nice

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Shall be going to the spike tonight

big dick eeli

see ya there fucko

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I had a big 450 Yamaha before I bought my Honda and I didn't like how it handled. I like lighter bikes, you call me a pussy I don't care

pussy

why are the preds fucking with his development

lol whatever dude, what kind of dirtbike do you own?

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Sean from Toronto
Ed from Edmonton
Ted from Akron
Sam from the reservation
Randy from Raleigh
Gary from Hell
K****rs from *********
Gr**** from Gr****
My dick from your moms pussy
John from Jerkville
Drumpf from DC
will from williams lake
Doug from Duluth
Hampus from Helsinki
seattle fans from the shadowrealm
vick from vegas
Inmate #1523AG4 from St. Cloud
Milkers from Philly
Darryl from Detroit
Jimmy from Jersey
Jackie Chan from Vancouver
user from user's Head
Sandeep from San Jose
Dexter Holland from The Offspring
Taylor Swift from Reading, Pennsylvania
davey from a fire inside
Donald Fagen from Steely Dan
Luigi from Long Island
Pedro from Phoenix
Xheena from Xheattle
the apache redskin from Yuma
Hal from Halifax
Big Dick Finn from Stockholm

who will be next?

I dont own a dirtbike but I play a lot of MXGP on my xbox so I know a lot about them

It was really clear during the NHL games he played that he was completely lost on American ice and he didn't have the confidence to shoot when he did have space. He had a good year in the AHL that was a good balance of scoring and passing. Now that all the hype is on Fabbro hell probably feel more comfortable

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Hockey is NOT for everyone

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>players negotiate for LESS time with the Teds
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

kek ok buddy I'll sell my 250 and get a 500. I didn't realize I was talking to an expert

How BTFO will turdronto be if jarmo forces them to match 11m a year?

he wants the aho deal
that way hes UFA right when he hits his prime
its why the laffs havent signed yet

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4 first round draft picks for a twink winger sounds pretty sweet
too bad the teds dont have the picks available
think that fucks them from offering that much

>the aho deal
Matthews was the one who set the market.

OH NONONONO
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
>laffs

>tfw have the same birthday as Huby

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>$0 ($0 Tooltip)

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Cap space should be determined based on success from the previous year. Do well? More space. Play for the draft? Enjoy that pick because you need to get rid of players with your decreased space.

wrong team friend

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based

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It's not that weird; there are only 365 days to choose from.

>vgk_133

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>don’t have picks available
They do, they have 4 first round picks in the next 4 years

and aho confirmed it when he accepted the offer sheet
why does this cause you pain randy?

what do they put in the water down there in vegas?

you won't get my name bozo

Fuck off Ed

>laffs

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Ed isn't really randy

Out of all the thots in Vegas, they hire these two solid 4/10s

It's not actually water. Taps in Vegas run vodka. Lake Mead is actually a giant vodka lake.

How often do you guys cum in your sleep

Reminder that Columbus is a better city than Toronto
Toronto is just Cleveland of Canada

>lake mead
best lake in the world imo

sure thing Otto from Ottawa

Is “sleep” your moms streetname?

fuck I wish

>hurr I can't follow along with what's happening in the league
>randy randy randy randy randy randy
You are a drain upon /hoc/.

only when I'm having a really good dream

Found randy

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more like you HATE having any shade thrown on the hurricanes
even if its a fucking reference to a recent contract signed this offseason lol

>being retarded is a meme now
grim times

>hurr I can't follow along with what's happening in the league
>ted ted ted ted ted ted ted
You are a drain upon /hoc/.

that was a pr display
those girls werent paid, they were in costume for free

>now

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twice a night

>Ed's sperging out again
Going to go do something better with my time.

Columbus will win the cup

lmao this asspain
>b-but the laffs ruined the market!!!!!!1!!!!
kek daddy berg really got into your fucking heads with that offer sheet

Reminder that even with four bluejackets picks the leafs won’t be able to afford to sign any of the draft picks

Which century?

leave randy alone!

Next century

only once in my life and that was after 4 weeks of nofap in conscription

spend it tying a noose around your neck

good riddance to bad rubbish

Next season

who are you talking to?

The war was hard. I had to fight a lot of enemies. But then I leveled up

EVIL, EVIL MONKEY

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the person i replied to
keep up

"No!"

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Fuck off Rand

We and randy are BOTH fucking gay

Got some posts i want to share, but they're for the next thread

Thinking of getting me a braphog like that spic down in analslime

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Got it prepped and ready to go.

I haven't in years, but I have sleep paralysis about once every week.

for me it's getting randy with randy

>hand tattoos

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me too

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