/cric/

Even when I see a vaggie I question wether it’s a female. This goddamn site is killing me

why is the balance the same every time you post it?

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no I dont that's it at all.

That's because you're gay

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no I dont that’s it at all.

arrogant headline

Why couldn’t this just be England’s flag? Also why do they have two flags?

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no no no he didnt

Joshy banned.

we’re in the nzcric whatsapp lads.

hoping Shitspouter makes a bold finals cameo and bullies Baldy B to suicide.

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>Pakistan should've gone through instead of NZ
imagine the mental gymnastics required to make such a statement.

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This WC has made me realise that the Indians were right, and Pakistan needs nuking.

based Liz making sure her favourite subjects, Kane and that Irish guy make the final.

be safe, nuke both.

A third place match between India and Australia would have been good desu. Qualitatively better than the final too, which will just be another one-sided spanking. NZ shouldn't be there.

screencapping these seething cazz posts for posterity lads

dazed

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thunder just struck about 100 yards from my house, damn near shat myself haha fuck nz

I think the afghani is lonely lads

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Very comfy.
I love my Commonwealth friends desu, even the naughty ones.

I'm Greek.

>2 white guys
yikes

>NZ will get spanked
They nearly beat Engpakis in the round robin, so they'll be fired up this time and Engpakis will be their same old arrogant self and think they've already won it.

*seeths*

>They nearly beat Engpakis in the round robin
What did he mean by this.

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How many Cricket World Cups does England have again?

England have had 3 great wins in a row whereas NZ have looked like shit for the past 5 games, even their wins against india and windies were not good, barely beat a bad windies and put up a terrible score against india which they could only defend because of a biblical indian choke

mark my words, new zealand will do worse than australia did today

The same number as USA

I hope not, Engpakis must suffer. Always the brides maids, never the brides. Nothing more pleasurable than seeing Engpakis get rekt in sports.

aussies acting like a jealous ex watching their two best mates finally get it on

How does it feel that on this site of sad fucks, you manage to stand out as an especially sad fuck?
You're the saddest fuck in a pile of sad fucks.
Get help.

How many Baseball World Cups does Australia have again? OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT.

look I do indeed enjoy seeing the so called self-styled engpakis lose, however when the alternative is the maori poo peelanders then I have no other option than to support the engpakis
are you scottish btw?

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England invented cricket and still have never won a single world cup lol

It's difficult when you have several other games above it in the pecking order. Yes, it is dire, what can you do?

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ODI is a meme format.
Test cricket is best cricket.

>tfw you seethe over the based black caps because I bully you
it's so hilarious that we literally btfo all the subhuman continentals from the tournament and as if that's not enough some rando refugee loser has been crying this whole time and getting btfo at every turn
>pakistan will make the semis
>nz dont deserve to be there
>nz will get humiliated by india
also
>england will get humiliated by australia
how sad must your life be

It's just bantz lad.

What sport is above cricket over there besides football? Rugby?

does kohli not wear socks?

In terms of support, yeah.
In terms of covergae, Wimbledon Tennis, Rugby, F1 and even fucking Golf all get pushed harder.

mate you seem to be a bit too invested in all of this funposting
why don't you actually take a look at the comment you replied to and try to refute it. new zealand have looked unconvincing the past 5 games and england have looked very convincing in the past 3 (beating the 3 other semi-finalists handily).

how exactly do you believe new zealand will win this?

Football > Rugby > Cricket. Then you lose people to other nations in the Home Nations due to those rules. Then you lose people to golf, tennis, F1, athletics and all those olympic sports. The Yanks are trying to make baseball (english game) and American Football big here, so even more people are splitting up.

granted, Australia is much the same, but this can be explained by Australia having sun and more vitamin D and general better health. England is full of interbreeding and lack of sun. But in terms of coverage? Cricket is waaaaay below the pecking order. England getting into the Final at least allowed the final to be shown on free TV. But all sport is behind a paywall bar what the BBC will pay for (which is essentially only women's stuff, we have the Women's Netball World Cup on free to air TV, but not cricket world cup).

>how exactly do you believe new zealand will win this?
You don't. That's literally the point of supporting your team, cunt.

Have any Auslets shot up the cricket ground yet?

I am conflicted. I should support England because of blood ties, but Kiwis BTFO pajeets.

Who should i back come Sunday?

t. paki

I was replying to a poo peelander you dumb cunt

This one autist called Smith tried to but based Buttler saw him off.

support a killer bee attack causing the deaths of all english and new zealandish players haha

england is a fellow muslim country m8

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support England.

front page of the Herald.

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easy investment here lads
i made a grand from the last ashes series betting against england

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Part 1

>/#!GlNVzAAT!7mCKgLrgYZDBxBkPS5AJPjTPSgGq3oud5FCQecuNQ_c

Part 2

>/#!n0dDnQjD!oK9kaSnl_5JTETRPg20y6IjguYyssUPsA3ZjeXYNzDE

Was supporting England but now I'm supporting New Zealand because they make Colgate shitskin seethe

imagine being indian lmao

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I always picture Root as short, must be the baby face

don't think i want to know what this is

F for feels

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very suspicous
dont not downlaod

Explains why Rommel lost like a bitch.

>2 TauranGODS will win the world cup for NZ
Based

its a link to that deepnude app thing. everyone on Yea Forums wants a slice so i posted it here. ignore if you want but you could add bob and vagene to any pic you want

What app do you even use to download that link

t.boomer

>What app do you even use to download that link

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>no grigg for 2 days
Dark times

Not a fan of this new deep fake technology. In a few years we'll be able to fake nudes of any person in the entire world. Doesn't that scare you? There's literally millions of porn videos online already, why do we need to use this dangerous technology to create even more porn?

Because it's hot as fuck what are you gay? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The world is going to hell. This technology will hasten humanity's demise.

>Doesn’t that scare you
Not at all, it’s a good thing
If some emotional bitch posts nudes of me I have plausible deniability
Deny any and all potentially embarrassing nudes and claim they’re deepfakes

Cringe

holy cringe

Yeah mate and that's a good thing. Your demise will come first.

I'm in your head rent free kid

>Englel might win at something they invented
lul

No mate you're actually not. You're angry and jealous. Calm down.

I am angry and sad but not jealous

don’t forget you’re a criminal too.

irrelevant

you come across as very jealous

GOOD
fuck normies
fuck the world

>/#!at1GjSQJ!f9_DHAYWnP2fuqCsxgmHWQ5XMlmc8nfVpmkoOYdd06o

full premium version here as well. 2.48 gb

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childish mentality to have
definitely sense some teenage angst in you

>might
No might about it, Engpakis will lose.

ITS

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I don't have a clue what to do with this link. Please send help.

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megaupload(.)com then put that at the end.

bro
wat do
stfu queer

it's just a mega.co.nz file hash i think

Ohhhh thank you

classic

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im sleep
see you sunday

I assume that's it. Have fun.

Yeah that's right. Run away little bitch

h-hitler?

mega.nz/LINK

if there's ever been an english team that deserves a world cup it's this one desu. quite clearly the best team in the world on paper and even if our bowlers take early wickets there's still morgan, stokes and buttler. I feel like if we do manage to win, we're going to really deserve it because there's not really much of a chance of winning unless everyone puts in a good performance, kane/taylor won't be enough with the bat even if our bowlers do well. it's going to be a great final lads.

see

for me it's brushing up on my LBW rulings
youtu.be/-8g92Qf8nd4

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Legs
Boobs
Wombs

>final is on prime free to air
fucking based

the incel pedo richo

Yeah I've kinda been thinking that it would be annoying if England win but it would be way worse if it was Australia or India. And English cricket fans aren't anywhere near as bad as soccer or rugby fans from there. Also if it means it raises interest in the ashes that's a good thing.

don't come back thanks

desperate much

ON THE NEXT
COACH BACK TO THE HOTEL
LEL
BECUS THE ASHES STARTS IN TWO WEEKS

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

...

I wouldn't worry. England always fucks up. They never don't fuck up. See the 2007 Rugby World Cup or Euro 2016 or Football World Cup 2018. Playing teams who are worse than them on both paper and rankings and in general and they get battered because cocky arrogance. I don't like the arrogance the team has. Get the arrogance if you win, not cause you got ot the final. Nobody gives a shit England go to to the final; only winning it is relevant.

imagine having a wikipedia section about the women you boned

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Imran_Khan#Personal_life

>He had numerous relationships during his bachelor life.[2] Many are unknown and were called 'mysterious blondes' by British newspaper The Times.[1] He was then known as a hedonistic bachelor and a playboy who was active on the London nightclub circuit.[2][229][230] Some of his out of marriage relationships included relationship with Zeenat Aman,[231] Emma Sergeant, Susie Murray-Philipson, Sita White, Sarah Crawley,[1] Stephanie Beacham, Goldie Hawn, Kristiane Backer, Susannah Constantine, Marie Helvin, Caroline Kellett,[232] Liza Campbell,[37] Anastasia Cooke, Hannah Mary Rothschild,[233] Jerry Hall, and Lulu Blacker.[234][235]

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bbc.co.uk/sport/av/cricket/43562872

>it's another "Imad praises his dogshit team" episode

>AusGODs win
Every other country:
;_;
Australia:
unlucky bros, good game, maybe next time
>AusGODs lose
Every other country:
HAHAHAHA EAT SHIT WE ARE THE FUCKING BEST GET REKT CHEATS HAHAHAHA *COUGH* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CRIMINALS AHAHA
Australia:
Oo

RENT FREE FOREVER

What ever happened regarding that shit? I had phased out of cricket but I obviously heard about this enough.

karma

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Is there a bigger piece of shit in NZ sports media than Martin Devlin?

nah you just act like jealous women tbqh

>Pozzies win
>unlucky bros, good game, maybe next time
Now this is comedy

They jinxed it

now that poongland have had a big win in the semi, they will get steamrolled in the final

cheaters never propser

This.

as if we didnt win the HISTORIC triply crown yesterday

Lmao at that chubby fuck in the middle third wheeling hard and being ignored

this but poo peeland

>australia win
aussies: >THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS
>australia lose
steve smith: *sobs* i'm really *sniffs* sorry f-for my actions...

>In 176 years of playing internationally England have never won a world cup
>In 88 years of playing internationally New Zealand has never won a world cup
>In 264 years of playing internationally New Zealand or England have never won a world cup
>264 years

Someone finna be eternally cupless after Sunday

what if he's a billionaire?

ngl we cant lose
we made it the last 4
indians didnt beat us
the aussies beats us

true lad
5 world cups is a bit excessive for us tbqh

Chris Rattue, Scott Stevenson, Justin Marshall, Miles Davis, D'Arcy Waldegrave all spring to mind.

win win at this point

cope

preemptive cope

t. Falseflagger

>be forever marred as cheaters
>all your World Cup wins are tarnished
Just imagine. A single act completely fucked Australian cricket for the rest of time.

this isn't being malicious, we're all brothers here but how does it actually feel having spud in the side? it must be legitimately embarrassing he, steve smith, cried on television, right?

WE CANT LOSE AT THIS POINT IM TELLING YOU LADS

ITS A

WIN

WIN

I'm not English but I think NZ will get steamrolled and England will get the trophy it deserves but hasn't been able to get due to bad luck or other factors outside England's control.

hope we cheat again
hope we're still cheating

shades of 05

honestly even last world cup there were good aussies who were gracious in victory

just a lot of spamming that one copy pasta

New Zealand will win the Cricket World Cup. Screencap this post.

England probably has as few whites as you do

post your bet slip and i will

you wear your whites when you're playing test cricket lad

I don't bet. I would if I could. Gambling is a sin.

This is the post

UK is about 80% white. So about 30% more than USA.

Will England winning the world cup get the chad soccer fans over there interested in this sport?

Notice how we Aussies aren't seething like the Poo Peelanders would, aren't crying like the African clog wogs or the Poo's.

Please explain how’d we’d be seething about the Black Caps losing a semi final they were fully expected to lose?

no bants here, just seething retards ecstatic big bad Aussies lost lmao
Smoths a champion and the only thing he's guilty of is protecting his players and being beat up by sensationalism.

We're so dominant at cricket it didnt matter if it was a parking ticket or literal murder. Youve all been waiting years for an excuse to release the butthurt and the sandpaper incident was the perfect excuse, the real reason being extreme jealousy.
5 cups lad, the true reason youve all been frothing at the mouth to see us lose lel.

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>I don't bet. I would if I could. Gambling is a sin.

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They jinxed it

I actually like steve smith and don't think he deserves all the shit he has been copping, warner on the other hand I feel deserves it but he has come back so well its almost admirable.

Pretending to not be seething is next level cope

Warner is so fucking dumb and doesn't even think he did anything wrong. Smith actually is intelligent and still feels a lot of guilt over his role and knows his whole legacy is forever tainted.

>look how not upset I am
kek

>seriously look how not upset I am
KEK

Danny, will a world cup victory make you feel better about being ghosted by yet ANOTHER female?

cope AND jealous

>guys I'm not upset
*spouts /pol/ comebacks*
kek
KEK
you're a mess lad, take a breather

Lads I'm trying to cope with New Zealand being in the final. It's tough being a top 2 cricket nation

>memes
>Im not jealous
>we're not cheats
reaching critical cope levels

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I don't care that he cheated personally, that's forgiveable. however, to cry and to do so on television, well, it's just not ideal.

>trying this desperately hard to be cool and unaffected by the humiliating loss
>clearly not cool and completely affected by the humiliating loss

dont worry little brown kid. you will come crashing back down to earth when the big white englishmen wipe the floor with you.

>wanting things to happen that arent happening
>its happening I swear
lol

Jealous

>lose embarrassingly to to England
>get mad at NZ
dare I say it, every fucking time?
at least you're predictable.

like what happened to you yesterday?
kek get a grip sore loser

im english, you silly little brown boy.

>NOT I’M NOT UPSET YOU ARE
Every. Fucking. Time.

wont say anything until after the final tb h

>Its happening OK?
OK

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you're too much man, keep it coming, this is comedy gold

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English and brown are same thing these days.

>/pol/turds on cric again
Big yikes from me.

>kiwis lost
>they got mad at australia
>aussies lose
>they get mad at new zealand
all so tiresome

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not where im from

>anyone plays
>don't care about USA
ay yes

This is a woman in New Zealand

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Sunday's inevitable pooicide on the cards

meh, get a few shots in first then disappear if we lose. 2ez

>havent cared about or watched cricket since our most recent golden generation

feels good man. I have zero expectations of these new cunts like Smith & co.
Surprised we even made it this far

Have you been to Londonistan?

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This is a man in Australia.

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not saying anything but a lot of mad aussies in here haha

think we're losing sight of what's really important here. whether you're kiwi, aussie or british, we've all done our part to blow the fuck out of the poo countries and send their countries into depression as they're forced to watch strapping white lads and ross play the beautiful game. isn't that what it's all about

I have. I was the only white person there.

cheeky

This man was cleared and put forward by her own country to compete as a woman against other countries represented by actual women.
This is not cheating according to some.

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I havent been but everything I read about it on pol makes me not want to go there

No lol

Englel is still in it lad

tfw everyone fucking hates him here, actually disgraceful

Business idea: fill the NZ women's cricket team with men in wigs

no, its about who's based and in the final i.e. NZ and England vs seething sore losers i.e. poondia and Poopeelia.

Too white to be Australian

'She' is a state sponsored cheat.

literally the future, wait for the Olympics in 10 years once the USA and China get their tranny programmes going.

>hostnationwinslol

sounds more like the Aussie cricket team kek

Wales too OP too nerf

the bit on stranger things where the ugly kid sings the song with his nerd GF over the radio made me turn it off and not watch the end.

Also, NZ will win the cricket world cup.

Smoth and co were punished.
That abomination is celebrated and supported by the government in progressive NZ.
actual cheating for the world to see going unpunished.

kia ora bru

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I will still watch the final
but I will have a big scowl on my face all the while

cricket lol what a shit sport i much prefer league of legends

>muh ANZAC bros
>please support us aussies

have you ever made a post that wasn't complete shit

what's this horseshit got to do with cricket?
seems like a bit of a sore loser thing going on.

not at all mate.
don't support us, you're scum

New Zealand Englel final is like a bag of jellybeans with only the black ones left.

Have you ever taken a shit that wasnt the same skin color as you

/brit/ having an argument over cricket lads

g'day cobber.

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>cheats
but what about that bloke pretending to be a woman you wheel out for weightlifting..internationally no less?
>stop right now
lul

no idea why there's still Aussies here.
I'd be too embarrassed.

i am white

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It's just a game mate. why so bitter? Other people can't have nice things if you can't? Seems a bit childish.

>I'd be too embarrassed.
will be too embarrassed on sunday

>posting a picture of himself on Yea Forums

Yikes

because we dont actually give a shit about cricket and are only interested in fishing for replies from stupid cunts like you

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Probably, and I won't stick around here like a bad smell crying about it lol

calm down lad, just bantz its like I hit a nerve or something.

I'm not so sure Josh, I think you're genuinely upset about the loss and devastated your crappy team got BTFO. I think you take it personally and that makes me smile.

sending my energy to NZ lads

need a colonial chad victory

Amazing how you can get so arrogant after literally scraping your way to the final.

>hiding after a loss
typical poo peeland

>getting really upset and childish after a loss
very unusual for poopeelia

Dominion Chad victory

cazzie

The Cricket world cup final-reaching New Zealand

FUCKING SEETHING HERE LADS. GO OUT FOR A CIGGIE, COME BACK TO LOOK AT THE TELLY AND FINCH AND WARNER ARE GONE FOR A DUCK.
WHAT THE FUCK.
FUCKING ENGLAND AND NEW ZEALAND? WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO SEE THOSE 2 MUZZIE LOVING SHITHOLES IN THE FINAL?

FUCK YOU ENGLEL, FUCK YOU POO PEALAND, I HOPE THE CUNT OF A GAME IS WASHED OUT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCUCUCUCUCUCuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

bit of roast chicken breast, potato, carrot and peas for lunch with gravy

See I respect this more than the seething weasel routine.

based blow in

Im ok now lad just had to get it out. good luck in the final.

Anyone got any webms from yesterday?

In particular Carey losing his lid and Smith getting megged

>tfw we were all getting along just a day ago
>tfw /cric/ was cosy and united
>tfw the banter was friendly and there was no seethe
aussies took the loss well last night tbqhwy, dunno where this sore loser meme is coming from

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yet to have lunch, might just skip it

good stuff m8, I had a complete meltdown in 2015

blowie

Standard. Not actual /cric/ posters.

>dumb brown poo peelander falls right into our trap of giving replies to easy bait

never ceases to amaze me how dumb the poo peelander is

no thanks lad. calm now and sent a load down the drain less than half an hour ago.

More important than the final lads...
Who are >we, eternal AusGODs supporting in the final?
grandad was from NZ so Im voting for Kane and co.

I don't want to see Maxwell or Stoinis near the team again

how good's the Ashes going to be with Pattinson fit lads

NZ of course

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whatever you need to tell yourself lmao

freshie

England

qualified psych here
your reaction to his shitpost confirmed what he typed.
ignore him

im just here until the footy starts tonight

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kek

freshie

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looking good mate

...

>blow-ins calling cazzies freshie

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...

...

grim

has he Weighed In?

i promise you sir
i will bring it come

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>kiwis giving (You)s out like a whore on a Saturday night

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are we doing this lad

>i will bring it come
Kek

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he completely abandoned sport after getting bullied off bigfooty lmao didn't have a word to say about Australia

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stokes ey in exile

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/pol/ is so shit these days

what's his fucking problem?
youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

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your mum brought me to come last night lad

ur mum?

whoops ahaha
didn't mean that he genuinely
youtu.be/bx9ghoJaEWg

for fucks sakes, everyone grow up a bit.

>these days

literally Joshy after a big loss

>/pol/
completely and utterly disregarded

was always shit

It's a haven of butthurt people

so many wogs in Perth for this soccer game

grim

t. wog

Agreed

What i think is odd is why they care so much about demographics when they never leave their house anyways.

not unlike aus/cric/ kek

what soccer game

>soccer

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They have some valid arguments.

Manchester United v Perth Glory

think Leeds are coming over too really don't give a fuck

oh
don't care actually

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

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Based Freo wog

based

not really

they fundamentally misunderstand what forces are at work that drive the trends they take umbrage with.

BASED

okay
this is why I love cricket

Redpill us then.

how good is cricket lads

LEL

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made a funny world cup-related poo meme lads

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lets not devolve this general into /pol/

it's good when you're winning

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over the moon that pissrat isn't getting his world cup

not a fan of contrarian freshies

why would you shake that autist's hand when he's constantly spitting in them. fucking nasty.

HAHA HA HA HAHA HA
GOOD TIMES

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yw

NICE ONE MATE PASS THE SANDPAPER I MEAN BEER

same

as far as 'Australia get eliminated outcomes' go this one is second only to WI winning the WC

How is it humanly possible to be such a fat fuck
I ate 1/5 of a cookie time the other day and spat it out because I was disgusted with myself, then I went to the gym to make up for letting myself slip momentarily
Imagine having such low standards for yourself, maximum cringe

nice general statement there lad.
sounds like you have no idea as well.

@94168795
fuck up josh

I'm not going into them because this is a cricket thread
the answer is capitalism though

Shitspouter when are you going to bully Plebby B off Yea Forums

Imagine the sex

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here lad, Ive got it down my pants up my...around my....womanhood?

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doubt he's getting it

kek

that's gold medals, not sandpaper

calm down freshfuck

>thinks pol isnt aware of capitalist realism
thinking you're assuming a lot while knowing little

im conservative anarcho capitalist socialist

womens medals lad
must have taken them from a woman because if he was competing against them it would be cheating and we are the only country who do that.

is this honestly the best you've got

@94168855
t. seething pozz gaynolds kek

yikes
might come back later tonight when the blowies are elsewhere

Its pretty good.
Smoth and co were punished.
That thing was given a government sponsored parade.
JUST

OH DEAR OH DEAR
bbc.co.uk/sport/av/cricket/48950539

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See you in 4 years lol.

We'll have the undying attention of all grig wannabes when the Ashes starts.
We're always relevant unfortunately.

I won't know.

I dont care.

your constant replies seem to suggest you care a fair bit.

MEGZ

appreciate a (you) next time lad.

just take the loss like a man ffs

bit cringe this thread

irony

Roy my boy

jealous ex vibes

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blowie

Thought the final was on Saturday night, went and bought a bottle, snacks etc. invited the lads over. Mate says it's on Sunday. Absolutely seething all afternoon.

I'll take one

>final on a sunday
shit timetabling

ITS

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The brainiac of Dorset

why are all the tushy and vixen girls so ugly these days

who could forget
youtu.be/3_u8Iw6iWvg

bro it is shakib

pornhub amateurs are all you need mate

Saw my sister on pornhub once

tattoos and everyone switching to russians and jav

Pretty good

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I couldn't believe it. thought he was shitting me. How the FUCK did they think Sunday night was OK for NZ and Aus, which very well could have been the fucking final. Why the FUCK can't they have it on Saturday, what's the fucking difference to them. This WC has seriously been the worst organised tournament I've ever seen, what a shitshow. Yes I'm upset.

The 2015 final was on a Sunday as well lads.

doesn't justify the english decision
that was also over by 5 in the afternoon and woud have been even earlier for the rest of the world

OH MY

Yeah, Sunday arvo

AND I didn't have to watch much of it kek

seethe

Based Bmac giving us time to sleep off the booze before work on monday.

Cope

who you rooting for lad, the evil and racist English or the based kiwi underdogs

yeah haha what a gc right hahaha

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

??

just ate a kilo of spag bog lads

you messed with the best lad

*dabs*

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ITS

cricket time.

COMING

in England's bum.

>work on monday?
>sorry, but i put the cricket first

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still in full celebratory mode here btw 2 tabs of acid down and like 12 cans of fosters

well done m8.
Sunday should sober you up.

I say lock in sunday and chuck a sickie monday

kekd

Based

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Just gonna pop a rittie on Monday morning and blast through work.

Wonder what Davey dumb dumb is doing right now

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probably rocking back and forth muttering to himself

waiting for candice to come home after her night out with the WI lads

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when's warnie gonna stream again lads?

Uno
Dos
Tres

let me get this straight
new zealand are 100% the bad guys

not in any way, shape or form.

england are the bad guys for eliminating the good guys

maybe

Nz are underdogs and have the more likeable team. Pure good guys.

The bad guys have been knocked out.

Disqualified for fucking sheep

honestly never forgave them after mckechnie threw his bat like he did, just the worst sportsmanship imaginable

Why am I seeing [+] Anonymous v ?

because you made the best decision of your life

Oh yeah, that's right

Sounds like your /cric/ is running perfectly mate.

On /cric/ maybe where everybody is shit scared of us

FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL

oh shit gottem there m8

that's usual a side effect of sebbesity living rent free in your empty skull

big brain point of view

>that's usual a side effect of [REDACTED] living rent free in your empty skull
Think there's a glitch in my Yea Forums account

Here let me fix that mate

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okay this is epic

inflammatory opening post

Facts don't care about your feelings. Go go dilate

i refuse to let these kiwis stronghold the narrative

Exactly the kind of bullying and intimidation I’d expect from the bad guys.

unironically will be extremely grim if england don't take the cup this time since india are already out
this is literally the best chance they'll have for at least 20 years

such a bad guy thing to say

What time Sunday is the final played?

please don't punch me Mr bad man

oh you know like 10 FUCKING PM START WITH A BIG WORK DAY ON MONDAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

who is he supporting?

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9pm NZST

based

good man

bit grim how the cringedians didn't burn his house down
they've really lost their moxy

honestly they'd more likely torch msdos than poohli. grimdia tends to get way more bent out of shape about him than anyone.

Is it not acceptable to not come in to work the day after a World Cup final in New Zealand?

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English faggot fuck boys need to stop palming off the favourites tag to us. England ARE going to win. England have home pitch advantage and are the form team. It's actually really manipulative trying to say New Zealand even have a chance. It's fucked up just beat our asses raw and collect the trophy. Stop trying to build us up to year us down.

don't want england to win just so an away team can actually get a cup for once

>English faggot fuck boys need to stop palming off the favourites tag to us. England ARE going to win. England have home pitch advantage and are the form team. It's actually really manipulative trying to say New Zealand even have a chance. It's fucked up just beat our asses raw and collect the trophy. Stop trying to build us up to year us down.

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my favourite image ever posted in /cric/

WARNING

This post is kiwi double reverse psychology, do not succumb to their tricks. The English man has suffered too long under the heel of the kiwis, brothers it is time to rise up

;_;

Just got up is the semi final on tonight or was that last night?

India are the new South Africa

four years away haha

sunday mate, just remember to cheer for NZ's downfall

Anyone know if 5 Live extra works outside of Britain when they broadcast the World Cup? I won't be able to be by a tv on Sunday

Next year ;)

The BBC sounds app isn't georestricted like iplayer, download it you can listen through that

No mate but I have a stream building up

just stream it, will be posted in the threads la

KEK the thread i made is still up lads, mutts are seething that i called rugby a major sport
someone people were more mad about rugby than cricket even

I mean I wont be at home, so I would want to listen to radio.

>BBC sounds app
hmm seems they georestricted the whole app instead. I can't find it on my phone (but on the web)

I honestly think you're right. I've put a bet on an England cricket rugby double. Gonna collect so much money

might give rugby a go for the rwc

iHeartradio alternative commentary collective

Think England are still mentally cooked from 1979

As current RWC champions and /rug/ boss you are not invited

why's that

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based English thread autist

fuck off newcunt

>gentlemanly british underdog thread
shall

grim

...

They call you Duke of Dorset

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Message me on the nzcric whatsapp when the correct thread is up thanks lads.

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Do it m8, all welcome on /rug/

NOBODY should be in the other thread

there are STILL
FOUR (4) MORE POSTS

Kek, enlightened chuckle right there

Where is everyone? We’re not even at 500 posts yet.

uuuh

still 1 more post here lads

Nz
Saying after the fact you went out to the eventual world champions makes it look not all that bad in retrospect
>Well India fought well but lost to the world champions
That will be the narrative after a year or two and people will forget India were favourites
However, If we get battered in the final then India will forever look pathetic for losing to such a small team who got absolutely BTFO by big strong England

thinking people will forget about the world cup altogether as soon as the first ball of the ashes is bowled