ITT we define "sports" and thus what is allowed to be on the board

ITT we define "sports" and thus what is allowed to be on the board

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JAV is the best sports... Or maybe Czech sports. Both are good.

Live car chases are sports.
Power rankings are sports.
Chess is a sport.

Interracial porn is not a sport.
Haplogroups and admixtures are not sports.

>These are sports
Air sports (including aerobatics, skydiving et al.)
American football
Aquatics
Archery
Athletics
Auto racing
Badminton
Bandy
Baseball and Softball
Basketball
Basque pelota
Biathlon
Billiard sports
Bobsleigh
Boules sports
Boxing
Bowling
Bridge
Canoeing
Cheerleading
Chess
Cricket
Curling
Cycling
DanceSport
Equestrianism
Fencing
Floorball
Flying disc
Football
Golf
Gymnastics
Handball
Hockey
Ice hockey
Ice skating
Judo
Karate
Korfball
Life saving
Luge
Modern Pentathlon
Motorcycle sport
Mountaineering
Muaythai
Netball
Orienteering
Polo
Powerboating
Racquetball
Roller sports
Rowing
Rugby union
Sailing
Shooting
Skeleton
Ski mountaineering
Skiing (all the FIS-governed sports)
Sports climbing
Squash
Surfing and bodyboarding
Sumo
Table tennis
Taekwondo
Tennis
Triathlon
Tug-of-war
Underwater sports
Volleyball (incl. beach volleyball)
Water skiing
Weightlifting
Wrestling (excluding mandrama)
Wushu


>These are not sports
Darts

physical activity bound by rules where you must spend at least 100 Kcal.
the rules must have:
1) winning conditions (if you can't win, lose or draw, it's not a sport)
2) two or more contenders

Sex is a sport

What are the winning conditions?

by this definition, and if you impose the rule "whoever cums first loses", it is a sport

Having sex

Perro caca is a sport

Fetch is a sport

Marco polo is a sport

Eating contests are sport

In Canadian Yea Forums, maybe

Having sex with asian girld

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a sport must have
>athleticism
>skill
>team's directly effect the other team's outcome (ie not darts)

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>>team's directly effect the other team's outcome (ie not darts
So track & field and every single solo winter sport except ice hockey is not a sport?

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exactly. they're activities.

For me, its DOTA, the greatest sport to ever exist

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Csgo is a sport

based

nah wow arena is the only video game thats a sport.

for me it is starcraft 2

a classic really