/heem/: Bork Lazer Edition

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Because ESPN sucks ass

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Who's more JUSTed- Gooby or Cockhold?

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Gooby drew dimes and would never have to work for another day after the Mayweather fight.
Cuckhold is washed without ever drawing a dime, will probably have to start a podcast in his garage in a few years

>women are just as talented as men

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Rockhold is permaflushed and his chin is wandering the shadow realm ever since Bisping deleted it.

Gooby just doesn't have any motivation to fight.

My ex gf who took up boxing 2 years ago would unirocally heem her, fucking can

oof

What will Luke rockhold's Legacy be

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Always bet on Chinee fighters. They're being fed cans and many fighters are taking dives for extra $$$.

terrible OP.

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He will be remembered as the champ who got knocked out for nothing.

Bookies tend to get wind of shit like that and adjust their odds to compensate.

lmao that webm is the epitome of Luke's striking game.

JUST

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Nunes met that annoying dyke that's been shitting up Yea Forums for the past month

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*turns to face you in striking range with hands by waist*

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Luke is a fucking clown. The faces he makes are hilarious

he's about to dab

Luke looked good until he didn't, but unironically. If the retard would hold his hands up and not go for an unnecessary takedown he could be pretty good. Low fight IQ.

Because he didn't know then that they were going to try and screw him out of a PPV buy%

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Lazy jab followed with a massively telegraphed cross. This chick would get countered into the CTE realm in no time if she tried to fight any semi legit female striker.

That his career and life were so utterly blown the fuck out by Bisping that he never recovered.

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL

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Getting heemed by Micheal fucking Biscan and being a complete arrogant cunt

It's WMMA, mate. Plus gotta get that Chinabux.

>For england, michael?

I'd fuck her. I wonder if Amanda got to

He could have had a great career in BJJ

Who will be the first trans ufc wmma champion?

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How is that legal?

Chris cyborg

being a bum

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why are cuban fighters so based while mexican fighters are so cringe?
>BASED romero and masvidal
>CRINGE cejudo, tony, cain

great fighter with a short injury riddled prime.

I'm not sure if he has no chin, or just plain bad striking defense. To his defense, what he got ko'd by yoel and vitor with would put out most MW's in history.

Reminder that the BJJ meme was put to rest by based Japan #1 Sakuraba

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>I'm not sure if he has no chin, or just plain bad striking defense
Both

anyone else starting to kinda feel bad for manlets because of this dude?

its like he gets shorter every video... he literally says in that one that hes 5 foot then says 4'11... i.is he shrinking?

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Cubans saw Communism and are now perpetually red pilled, Mexicans are 'Gibs me dat' subhuman filth

It starts with bad striking defence

she is legit making fun of her striking in that post you dumb fuck.

Would Jon vs DC at HW really be that different of a fight?

Wake up Izzy

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yes

Yeah, Jon has some serious knock out power in his hands at HW. Would love to see him flat line DC with them.

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Gracies should kiss Rickson's feet for ducking him.

Will the chinese government allow Zhang to get sparked on live TV?

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Yes, and then harvest her organs

is there sparring fotage of his son?

Jon's chances are slim if he's gunshy again, like in his fight against Thiago.

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What a fucking junkie steve-o was

zhang heems her with a wheel kick then accepts my marriage proposal

Is this the biggest work and wolf ticket sale in UFC history? Brock is as vanilla as it gets in WWE and he still pulls a better promo than anyone in mma LMAO fuckin simps

Yeah
youtu.be/oiqRR9nY5no

AKHMAT — SILA

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Now he's only addicted to nutritious goods

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Retarded Borat fuck.

he likes pain

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Heeeeeem sleepy

Fucking slept

>Sohpie Turner is into femdom
>aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I wanted the Hawaiian to win :,,(

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I invented Lithpooania

Yoel heems DC at LHW

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I've been eating a lot of cheeseburgers lately. You guys think I could make a run at the heavyweight strap?

How do i achieve this physique?

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Post body

JOHN HOWARD

JOHN HOWARD

Cope

One last run Burger

Yikes

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You're going to get banned, you sniveling little autistic dickhead.

Good to see PFL meeting its two Magomed minimum tonight

Why are we so mentally fucked bros

this is pre-cheeseburger bulk

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post cock

OH SHIT IT KEITH PETERSONS

Cope

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cringe

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I'm going to find you in your third world country and slit your throat.

Have seethe copecel

You better let your Lithuanian villagers know ahead of time that they need to start building coffins for you and your family.

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that one is actually pretty good, with better camera angles it could almost look real

Why didn't the "get heemed" gameplan work like it did against Lawler?

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This is fucking hilarious.

imagine getting cleanly dropped in mere seconds by a back alley liverpool knife fighter

>Ben flushed
>Woodley flushed
It's been a good year

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>rooting against Ben Askren
You're a piece of shit.

post your walkout song

youtube.com/watch?v=225K-LR62Ek

I would unironically use this. the lyrics are so on point for getting to that belt. honestly I have no doubt my walkout would become as iconic as Wild Boys or the Foggy Dew remix

that was pre-ufc and she still looks like that with usada

No, why?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZbwS2SqNbEM
cheerful upbeat music is better than tryhard tough guy music for a walkout

Masvidal started his last fight off with a running kick against Till. It was obvious he was gonna do something like that against Askren.

it was more fun when usada immediately said the fighter failed a test

>rooting for askren
Reddit and unironically kill yourself, fat.

Robbie wpuld be a good street fighter. Imagine if he did this on concrete

conor's gonna ko him

I want to fuck a nigger woman

>implying 3 piece soda isn't
cringe

thank god they gave her a 5 minute interview

Trump plays this at his rallies.

>he doesn't reach new PRs with 6ix9ine

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Were the 2 extra punches he landed while Ben was sleeping based or cringe

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isn't teriyaki dead?

We all do.

>Ben Askren, what a relatable guy!
>Dad bod Askren just comes in and body slams everyone!
>Flip flops are hilarious!
>Haha, he's so quirky and real!
>Wow, he's not a tough guy at all! No machismo! Reminds me of my wife's son!

Friendly reminder that Masvidal had a primal instinct to hate Askren because alphas cannot stand spergs.

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If you hate Reddit so badly, you wouldn't be on Yea Forums - Reddit's home away from home. Basedboy beta bitch.

in ben's own words they were "whatever"

based, literally what every fighter would've done had the ref not stopped the match yet.

>Basedboy
oh no no no

Where can i get the highlights to dana's contender 19? The twitter posts are all country blocked.

cringe

>oh no no no
Nice Reddit nigger meme.

this is just simply untrue though, there's plenty of fighters who hold up when they've totally starched someone

post the webm's fag

I feel like you have a Reddit account and took my comment to heart. Only low T betas like Askren. This is fact.

Mutt women belong to Anglo men.

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This tbdesu

Jacare would have stopped
Jeremy would have gone onto brake his orbital

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they broke up

how about stop being a casual lol

back up your stupid ass claim with proof or stay cringe you swarthy junk baby.

Seethe, Askike.

It's probably 50/50 at best.

look man I hate to break it to ya but you're probably retarded or new to the sport if you can't recall a single fighter who didn't keep beating up somebody he heemed until the ref stepped in

Jacare when he gets TKO's
Roy against Big foot
There are a bunch

lol sorry i'm not spoonfeeding a cazzie who apparently doesnt even watch

>can't recall one fight with this outcome
cringe

I agree it's close to 50% when it comes to all stoppage victories but when someone is slept and completely out cold then that number is probably close to 80%

Man, Harrison looks great against 135ers

ahhh ok it's spammy on his phone lol what a dork

Sheeeeem tappy

She is basically pfl's cyborg her own weight class so she can beat cans and be hyped up

whaaat Ray Cooper hot heemed

how many girls are 150? in real life if a girl is 150 she is a cow.

Yea i know but basically she will be fighting sub par competition the only decent fighter in the bracket is Kaufman that is a 135 fighter maybe if we can get cyborg and harrison at 155

Based Doomsday

Let's go Pyccкий

>Pyccкий
whatd u call me faggot ?

Based

Based

Im rooting for the Russian in the PFl main event

Hey guys, I just got back into training MMA. I want to do amateur and seeing how things go, pro fights. What can I do to obtain the most experience at my gym?

I was just kidding, user. 'Twas a cheeky bant.

Kinda Based

Just do a lot of sparring

go up to the most well-respected and longest-tenured guy there and heem him

Who's Covington even gonna fight next?

The Happy Warrior

why not ask your coaches and the more vet fighters what you need to work on instead of a Singaporean claymation forum

Because talking to real people is gay.

My hatred of Masvidal is consuming my life bros

just remember that wonderpedo already flushed and exposed him for the bum he is

Find something you like about Masvidal and then convince ypurself that you're a fan

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Curtis with E level wrestling instinct, he was hurting Kerimov in the last round, couldnt get his hips away and keep out the clinch

Atleast his hair looks great

>age 34
He's really hot but somehow looks older than that.

That was a fun round

Jon is 31

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I dunno looks, his age to me. Seen dudes who look waaaaay worse

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I know, it just seems like luke's been around forever. Jon looks his age I think, Luke looks 40.

You're right, athletes age pretty quickly, they're rarely this handsome tho. Considering how bad his boxing is he really didn't fuck his face at all. His ears look ok too.

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yeah but then thompson lost to that bum pettis so nobody wants to think about thompson anymore so it's like masvidal never fought him

pettis is a former champion my guy and he would flush masvibum

pettis absolutely wouldn't

not a single good fight the coming card
sad

Ryan Hall is fighting you momo
Emmett/Bektic should be decent and Faber is returning

Always that flag talking nonsense and starting a bunch of shit. Go drink yourself to death, you greasy abo cunt.

Pettis heemed Wonderboy
Jorge was made a joke by Wonderboy

>Ryan Hall
Que?
>Emmett/Bektic
Good scrap but no implications whatsoever for the division so meh.
>Faber is returning
Diabolical.

*triggers heem*

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>Ryan Hall
>Que?
Leave heem and do NOT return please.

t. Masvidal

Why would that trigger anyone? Luke's a piece of shit.

What did he mean by this?

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Who is the yujiro hanma of the ufc

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he hasn't had attention in a bit and wants some again

Paulo Costa

look, I don't have the time to know all thee meme fighters that /heem/ likes for peculiar reasons

Fuck off Deusex, ElessDee is the only based redditor allowed on /heem/

with commercial space tourism kicking off

which crazy bastard makes the first mma card in space?

it's not possible

will GSP come out of retirement to fight an alien?

why, bigelow aerospace is building space hotels

of course you'd fight inside a space station

?

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water polo guys would have the meta for fighting in space, game is brutal

Deactivate your heem.com account or I will alert the appropriate authorities and have them shut it down

"I JAST WANT TO MAUL PEEPOL, DOES NAT MATTER WHO, DASTIN, TONEE,OTHER OPPONENTS
THIS GUY NAT ON MY LEVEL"

Khabib is the most insufferable faggot in MMA, worse than Asscan, Jones, Cringejedo, Rousey, anybody. I seriously and sincerely hate him and want to see him get his skull cracked and die in the octagon

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It's impossible to fight without gravity, that's where all the power is. How you gonna punch with nothing to push off against? How you gonna grapple with no floor?

I would financially support the production of such fight cards

hey Connor

>mod banned me because i want to fuck niggers
damn.... resetting my router was tawlf...

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RNC?

though watching someone try a kimura in 0 G would be hillarious

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The dangers of chewing tobacco

What is the LTG vs Viscant in MMA?

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i have no idea what this means

DENTIST THE PIECE A SHIT

Imagine cumming all over that marked belly hnnngggg

How come Rockhold gives off a bigger impression than Stipe to me?

None of the persons you listed are Mexican, also el cucuy is based and puts to sleep all those bums

Aljo was on JRE btw
Get the link yourselves

youtu.be/4MHBq5Ft-Bo

How a washed up ex addict with a small penne can be such a chad

Saved

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Nick Diaz and GSP

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Leafs have become pretty based lately

At least post good manga/anime

fuck off nigger Tony is objective /our guy/

but I gotta say the diaz are cringe ass mexicans

le middle fingers and dude weed lmao XD

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Serves you right fucking race traitor mutt

ADORN ME IN FEATHERS OF DEAD BIRDS

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Why do you hate him? I'm not huge on the guy but he's hard to hate.

Considering that DC and Fedor are blown up middleweights, which fighters do you think could be heavyweight contenders if they got thicccc?

>baki
>bad
Excuse me????

shoeface won tuf at HW
got to thik of really boney as MWs, with wide frames

kevin holland has the chin for it

the LHW champion Thiago Santos

Chewing tobacco is really fucking fun. So is smoking. I stay away from all tobacco because getting cancer is shitty, but packing a dip is comfy as fuck.

Would a guy who's 4'11" who gets told to kill himself on dating sites be good at MMA?

I'd pay good money to see Paulo Costas final form at Heavyweight

Just vape bro

Deron Winn is a beast bro

>5'7"

Only the first run of the anime was good, the manga went to shut pretty bad too

Bobby Lee and Khalyla react to Askren vs Jorge

youtube.com/watch?v=HNxPjH-id7g

Askren was winning until he lost

how do you feel about pettis vs masvidal?

I know I'm supposed to hate Bobby Lee but I think he's hilarious

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How am I supposed to take weight classes seriously when Schaub could beat the living shit out of GSP?

bobby lee's one and only funny appearance was harold and kumar go to white castle

fuck ben askren for losing like that to that moron.
darren till as well.
who loses like that to a guy who was dominated by gilbert melendez.
let's see Arnold Allen vs masvidal next.

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who can stop her?

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Can you imagine Ferguson in sales?

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*makes a meme*

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Why are mma fighters such fat bastards? Always having to cut at least 10lbs of fat in camp on top of the water weight

kayla harrison struggled against larissa pacheco, a journeyman 125 pounder

cyborg would murder her for practice

sand mines dude

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Now that we are beginning the cyberpunk era of blood sport entertainment, I was expecting that we would be seeing finely tuned killers like child trained Spartans arriving on our tv screens fighting for the mega organisation, the UFC, Instead I see this. The fucking missing link. Nigga looks like he was unfrozen from a 10 thousand year old cave in the mountains. Nigga looks like a monkey fucked the missing link

We are truly not ever going to see the age hypermodern death matches, instead we live in an age of trannies and bumfights

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it's impossible to hate bobby lee

I debated whether this was actually nunes or not before realising it was yoel

Henry Cejewdo

I invented Henry Cejewdo

*shits pants*

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The next card is absolute dog shit.
The card after that is nearly based.
> mfw oleinik
> mfw hardy fights missing link
> mfw rda vs sodaman
After that they're all dog shit until 241

For me, jiu jitsu is more than self defense and exercise. It's meditation. When I run or lift weights, almost always part of my mind is drifting towards other issues. Problems of the day that need solving, house maintenance, cars, relationships, work.

But when I train jiu jitsu, 100% of my focus is on my opponent. My life outside the mats stops existing. There is no work. There is no house. No car. No relationships. There is only a guard I need to pass or an attack I need to defend. That's it. The crushing weight of responsibility is lifted off me as I struggle against the crushing weight of my opponent's shoulder on my jaw. And I'd have it no other way.

Truly, I am grateful for every opportunity I've had to train jiu jitsu. Danaher bless.

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We are witnessing the birth of cyberage blood sports
Soon there will be light sabre battles to the death on the mombasa space elevator
Children will be raised to fight to the death from birth
New age space gladiators
Tethered to the world via the glory of being the face of a mega organisation

> t. white belt nigger

Imagine the sons this warrior-caste maiden would give you.

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Yair and Ortega on the Mexico card but not against each other. Who they fighting?

I want Masvican vs Perry

Lads am I alpha or beta for refusing to take part in the BJJ belt whipping gauntlet after I was promoted to purple belt? I also refuse to let them take promotional pictures with me

Why do BJJfags consider their gay martial art to be something deep?

Perry would get pieced up, Masvidal is way too skilled.

> American
> warrior caste

Anyone who grew up in a former colony is no warrior caste, you are shekel chasing Jew niggers

> t. Shit wrestler who loves being mounted by sweaty men
Faggot

You're staying a blue belt if you don't take part in their gym customs idiot

How come "Great" Britain only loses to tobacco farmers?

That was a roided Melendez

instagram.com/p/Bw1jcEMhDnQ/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Because we are hunter gatherers and our little brains don't compare to American Jew brains

We live primally while you think about lawsuits and money. We are the happy death defying proles and you are the ministry of control

I've lifted, I've done various cardio, I've even done other martial arts. But jiu jitsu is different. Nothing relieves stress the way it does. My theory is jiu jitsu is one of the few martial arts you can go 80% intensity regularly for long periods of time. You can roll hard as fuck multiple times a week, no problem. If you tried boxing that intensely, people would be getting knocked out. Obviously, nobody wants to get knocked out every week. You compete hard against other people, it takes all your focus and clears your mind. You walk out the door of the gym feeling like a million bucks.

That's just my experience, ymmv.

It's a beta move, for sure. My gym doesn't do belt whippings, but I would run the gauntlet if they did.

Three piece with a soda

I've already got the belt after I refused

white belt detected

Is Askren fucking retarded? This is brock tier being a pussy
>"well i think there are some thing that Ben could go and work on. I think that he is so dominant as a wrestler and his grappling is so strong, and hes done that for so long that hes gotten a little lazy in the other departments. I know he works with Duke,but he has never sparred with us in roufous sport... Ive never trained with him, a lot of the strikers there have never trained with him. He handpicks a lot of guysand it has been working for him so i cant blame him for that, but i think now, after this hes faced much higher competion and gotten KOed like that hes gotta go back if he wants to continue and immerse himself more in MMA striking cause he just went right there and just shot, he didnt throw one faint" - Paul Felder

What's wrong with a white belt, you've got to start somewhere.

You aren't getting another one lad. You have to realise that BJJ gyms care more about their branding than they care about your belt status man, not many black belts are given in the UK because it's basically a right of passage to start your own gym. If you're not playing that gyms game and you aren't supporting them they're just gonna keep you a blue belt for the next 6 years

I'm only joking lad I've never even stepped foot in a BJJ gym. White belt memes just make me laugh

They can suck my nuts if that happens then. I'll gladly become a boomer permanent purple belt who regularly embarrasses the brown/black belts

All the white belt jokes I get are making me feel like that manlet trying to buy a donut in 7-11.

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I train no-gi where there are no belts.

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My gym does gi somedays and no gi somedays. I like no gi more so far, but they don't have enough classes for me to just do no gi.

We have gi classes every day and no gi every other day, I own a gi i just don't use it. I might start though just to get more mat time, I took a few weeks off and need to get back out there.

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Unironically lads the best way to get a black belt is to go to Brazil. My BJJ coach told me that no one in the UK will give you one in case you decide to start your own gym and then you're taking food out of their mouths. So this guy went to Brazil and got one there at an affiliate

guys is this ferguson's real dad?
youtube.com/watch?v=uXwRgnZ990I

We have like 4 or 5 black belts in my gym including the owner. Bunch of browns, not sure how many.

Probably different in Canada
I'm visiting family in Whitehorse soon, what should I expect?

Yea, Whitehorse is super remote, if its still summer then I hope you like mosquitoes.

lol

What a fag, we are associated to alliance and they forbid to do the run the gauntlet thing, when I got promoted we still did it but only without pictures or vids for social media, some way that made it felt more special
Tldr: even as a blue belt I'd still heem you
Based

what is everyones rank and experience?

white belt 2 stripes been doing this for 6 months lost 15lbs now

there's only 3 or 4 black belts in all north Mexico that I'm aware off, 5 or 6 if you count the ones with dubious credentials, does Sean Eric Alvarez sounds familiar to you? He has a gym in Puerto Vallarta and use to frequent an old coach I had, everyone always said that he was a legend and a beast but never seen too much off him on the internet

A nerd from Barstool got a tour of Dana's office

youtube.com/watch?v=sAGjFk9bPUI

This is the real shit right here. Fuck gis and fuck belts.

What are some kino ufc cards? I'm making a playlist of ppv cards and want some good UFCs to add. I have the recent ones, I want some underrated heem approved bangers.

UFC 121

Rate this card

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think your chin would hold up against these?

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If you were Urijah Faber, would you come back?

i'm so glad i'm not gay

i would say no but perhaps he's financially flushed

I would, because I would be a manlet with no savings and this fight would be the only thing to look forward to on the horizon, being an unwed loser with no heir.

Best JRE guest?
youtu.be/-xY_D8SMNtE

i was really liking this graham hancock fella, but then he started talking about the ancient egyptians moving 70 ton granite blocks with the minds, by unlocking a secret dimension of our consciousness from using dmt

Who's staying up to watch ONE? Petrosyan v Petch should be a banger. and some wmma, Angela Lee is fuckable I guess
youtube.com/watch?v=yR7UbocaWXY

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that guy is comfortably jewish

I invented toilet Ladd

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also, Nicolini is a peach of a beast at Jiu Jitsu and has a great rack

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yeah i suppose i will. one is usually pretty good
>Angela Lee
she's a peach for sure, shame about her last fight tho

where are you watching?

How do you think fighters who are CTE'd and financially flushed feel watching something like this?

ONE is always free on youtube
youtube.com/watch?v=UjglpMysDAA

>The uploader has not made this video available in your country

>starts at 6pm my time.
comfy

Does anybody here absolutely enjoy seeing Luke Rockhold get viciously knocked the fuck out?

Comfy is just a codeword for boring

Nope.

ew no you dork

Why is Dana White such a cheap Jew fuck who doesn’t allow his fighters to have a stake in the ownership in UFC? After all, it’s the fighters sweat, blood and tears built the promotion.

unironically yes, when Romero heemed him and exposed his widow's peak I let out the loudest spontaneous laugh, people in the casino sports bar thought I was a nutcase

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=7&v=1aH2qqTHIMc

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Based
Cucks

t. Askjew

This is where Dana decides who gets cut.

Ladd takes it over GDR

youtube.com/watch?v=k5amLyy-zFU

pic related

Do people REALLY think vaping is healthy?? It's literally inhaling vaporized chromium, ffs. Holy shit Millenniums are gullible.

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Anyone got pics of Michelle Waterson's feet?

No no no, the dentist did that to Brock. I heard the story. Apparently he had a bad habit of grinding his teeth really hard so they put those fillings in there to keep them from wearing down so much.

>watching other man's video

Gay.

it's more planning to resign contracts and keeping track of contracts. some of the underlying subtext could mean the ufc low balls them or lets them go, but it's basically the ufc RFA/FA board

>Whitehorse
A small town that's literally in the middle of nowhere.
It's not ugly exactly, but it sure af isn't Vancouver.
Why do your relatives live there?

Also, don't be a typical Euro moron - listen to what people say about the wilderness, animals, etc. Do exactly as they say. You don't know anything - remember that.

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fuck off with your sad attempts to make your stupid foot fetish

JAMAL

Not gonna lie it’s hilarious seeing that cocky California asswipe get knocked silly every time he talks shit

fuck you nigga, borat is more decent than you guys

His hairline gets knocked back further every time he gets heemed.

Why would he give up ownership of a rapidly growing business when he knows they'll fight for scraps?

these effects can be mitigated with low powered pod systems

rate my favorite fighter

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Dana doesn’t own shit first off, he’s just the president. Second it would like giving employees stock holding in the company

WAS

It’s pretty fucking awesome not gonna lie

KANGZ

fuck you

Khabib is the GOAT

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Imagine if Masvidal ran full clip and kneed you in the head.

Masvidal would kill Khabib

>falling for the BJJ meme

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Everyone who hasn't fought Khabib would kill him.

>gooby knocking anyone out ever again
I havn't seen an image of gooby without a drink in his hand since 2015

this is beautiful

For sure man, I agree.

But I disagree.

naito?
central asian max?

Mark Coleman is fighting Ken Shamrock in BKFC?

yoel

There's a man riding a horse on top of my chest

The fact that’s he’s broken his jaw twice after talking so much shit is hilarious. Hopefully it’s wired shut for a while so we don’t have to hear him be absolutely cringe on a microphone.

based shroom poster

niggas is absolute units

Shamrock is supposedly starting his own promotion, the whole thing sounds bogus

Absolute retard opinion, never breed.

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>toilet ladd
Dont steal memes

Post strategic chess match fights that cazzies are too dumb to appreciate

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>I wunn D title shut

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>cazzies
Cringe

>cringe
yikes

*embarrasses you again*
*gets rid of the nigger attention whoring tripfag permanently aswell*
Stipe will forever be my boy for this

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Louis and Junior dos Santos were probably the only two people who could have knocked out Francis. Looks like we'll never see that happen

Stipe is a bum.
Lol@having to face Ngannou again if he even manages to beat Cormier.

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>if he even manages to beat Cormier.
'no'

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Leave Stipe alone. He's a good man

Stupie M'poobitch

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>letting a nigger touch your belt
The absolute state of Dagestan...

youtu.be/uYFUoEaL4YY

Im not the guy youre talking to.

But.. Fedor or Khabib? And GGG is #1

The absolute power of HW DC

HW rankings

DC
Stipe
Ngannou
*POWERGAP*
Everyone else

AKHMAT — SILA (power)
AKHMAT — SILA (power)
AKHMAT — SILA (power)

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he is kazakhastan mma champion

Take a moment to laugh at all those thousands of braincells that Masvidal's knee destroyed on Saturday.

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When will we see another British champion?
Leon Edwards looked great against Gunnar Nelson but I'm not sure he can beat Usman, Colby or Masvidal.
Arnold Allen looks fast as fuck but again don't think he will ever be elite

It's Friday! Made it to the end of the week.

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I'd like to see Till/Leon

Same. Till definitely isn't flushed he can hurt anyone in the division but he just is a stupid scouser unfortunately. Needs to smarten up a lot, hopefully these two losses have done him good.
I think MW Till will be loads better

ONE now
youtube.com/watch?v=UjglpMysDAA
youtube.com/watch?v=UjglpMysDAA
youtube.com/watch?v=UjglpMysDAA

Let's see how he looks against RDA next weekend
Usman and Colby both look like dogshit if they can't "impose their will" with weaponised pace and all that
The techniques Leon showed off against Gunni would be perfect for shutting down their swang and clinch strats.

youtube.com/watch?v=HpA4ldGoHRQ

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I think he should do some camps with some wrestlers

haha i started le toolet til meme xD

Cope

>fighter goes from being a decisionater in the Fox Sports era to a knockout artist in the ESPN era
Several cases

Won't be that long until the UFC weigh ins!

I am the next british champion

little arnie will do it for the lads

its comin ome

CAN'T STOP ADDICTED TO THE SHINDIG

Love the early weigh in streams
The chatter of the reporters, the shutters of the cameras, a fighter showing up to make weight every few minutes...

PISSED HOT NOW MY CAREER IS ENDED

That .5 mile smog. Jesus.

exactly. it's the reason i got up at 6 in the morning even though the weigh ins probably aren't for another 6 hours

he's a nigger

'Idn't 'ome 'ere to take part, 'ame 'ere to take over

One starts in 20 mins

youtube.com/watch?v=3_n3BLWHKtM

started 40mins ago

wtf bros I didn't get erect after looking at this, I think I am losing my sex drive

asspencil ladd

Shame this One card is a bit meh, the next one has Haggerty vs Rodtang and Eddie Alvarez tho

Shiiet

Brapspen ladd

>-200,000 favorite

>mfw ONE doesn't let the mart sharters watch their kino

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aspens the only person i've heard who sounds better dehydrated

1776

fershure my guy

julia budd is roiding hard the ufc should let their wmma fighters roid like she does

wtf reeee that triggers me!! Having america part of the uk would for some reason really change my life today!!! Please don't mention that one war in our history again

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i thought one was free on youtube

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kek ref lifting wrong hand

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Tony bless

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is he natty?

its time for ourgirl to shine against that nederlande monkey

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Kino fight

>be me
get up extra early to finish up some work shit before going there
>just as I finish, get a text from my boss saying he's not showing up today so I can just chill at home
>relize there's based free gook fights on
This is shaping up to be a pretty sweet day, my guys.

Nemiroff - Bold Character since 1872

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>muhammad bin mahmoud
Is this guy literally Malaysian Magomed Magomedsharipov?

>Nemiroff
Literally never heard of that shit till it showed up on the yoo eff see, never even seen it anywhere. It's gotta be some sort of money laundering scheme like Proper 12.

based

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Hands down chin up, that's the way he likes to scrap

*mogs bisping*

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Steve-O redemption arc is kino.

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Stipe along with Jessica Eye are fuckin morons just like the entire Cleveland.Their iq should be no more than 10.Actually they have their portraits on the wall in Mensa and they laugh at them all day

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One muay thai fights are so good

who is the biggest alpha in ufc, Tony Ferguson or Jon Jones?

I remember that day i was watching the stipe miosic pranks on youtube and I was wondering if this guy is actually a 7-year old mma prodigy.

S'wamsinheregrnglb haftaflablablharggrraffl TITLE SHYAT hasbrglrgrrvrrDANYILCORMYAY asfbrrd. Afglbrrarble HAAA WOOOO CLEVELIN BABAAY WOOOOO hasbraglrebrrdrr.

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Mike Perry

Not to mention that Stipe-Ngannou fight was staged af.If Ngannou won Stipe DC would never fought for HW and the division would be closed now

TORILLE

henry cejudo saved flyweight

apparently all the other fighters at his weight do

>Dayboo
I despise this faggot.

tori

and how dumb is Jessica Eye.He couldn't beat Betche Correia infront of her own people in her hometown,Cleveland.Prior to this fight she bust her fans ball chanting OH-IO(autistic chant) then Betche fucked her inside her home hahaha based Betche

If the finnish guy gets heemed im gonna go guy beer

FATTO MUTTO GO HOMU

heeeeeeeem tappyy

Suomi perkele

Also reminder that Stipe has ducked Rothwell something that Julianna Pena mentioned it on twitter.Stipe never passed Rothwell to fight Overeem but the fireman was a good role model for the ufc (I doubt if he ever helped in Califirnia fires)

rothwell got caught roiding twice he's lucky he isn't banned entirely

of course if he was Jones you'd never posted that dumbass statement

jones got caught roiding six hundred twelve times he's lucky he isn't banned entirely

lmoa

Also reminder that Rothwell been banned long after his postponed fight with Miosic.So how in the hell Miosic knew that Rothwell was on roids to faint his injury and pulled out from the fight?

HE'S HURT

Big fan of Betche here. Whatta woman.

Heh... yeah... that's what I thought. Dont ever mess with me again unless you want to get fucking ROASTED again kid

Damn that's a lot of cte

JUST BLEED FC

I invented this webm and I did not give you permission to post it

HEEM

ME

INSIDE

heem me outside

wake up khabib

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Sparring should /always/ be heem or be heemed. Iron sharpens iron

Also reminder that Struve knocked out Stipe cold.Stefan Struve

what is this?

not to mention that Jessica Eye is the only fighter that signed a 12-fight contract when she signed for the ufc.Either she deepthroats Dana good or she is the perfect stool or both

seriously end your own life

remember that time Jessica Eye found positive to marijuana after her fight with Kaufman which they overturned at the end.She said that everybody were smoking pot at her father house and somehow she inhaled it then found in her blood lmao

anyone got a stream for the one fc card?

Greece going all in today.

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>schaubrealm

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youtube.com/watch?v=UjglpMysDAA

Jessica eye with a 12-fight closed contract wanted her fans to buy her stupid Cleveland tshirts.12 X 10K=120K-240K max hahaha this stupid bitch is the one who has to pay her fans

Not to mention that before her fight with Shevchenko even her own team abandoned her in cleveland cuz they never believed this dumbass would ever fight for the belt and they didnt want to get embarrassed hahah imagine all these years that Jessica Eye thought she had a proper training lmao

hey pussy are you still there

Passive inhalation does cause a positive, I've tested it with home urine tests and the USADA have tests far more sensitive than those.

Check also all the videos from Stipe Miosic team prior to the fight with Ngannou.They all look like they got paid well.They are terrible actors.They know the fight is staged and they try to avoid the camera recording.There isn't any passion in the team they just want this fight to be over

I cant hate bobby lee, he sucked off a retarded kid and told his dad which laughed at him, thank god for old O&A clips

>bulletproof vest
>get 720 noscoped in the head

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Very excited for the new thread

what a fookin bum m8, imagine getting shadow realm'd by Valentina lmao

I'd love to make it but I'm just really busy atm actually gotta go

the bong is making the next thread lad, bugger off

>val throws left high kick
>eye completely drops left hand
what was she doing there? trying to smack the kick away?

I invented Schaub

Doesn't let me watch it either. Fuck your dogshit poo-leagues. UFC is the only MMA org that matters.

Just shut up and post the garbage wmma girls you stalk

she wanted to be a warrior m8

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Val set it up perfectly by throwing that same kick but to the body throughout the fight. Eye drops her hands because she's expecting a body kick

if i wasn't phoneposting i would create the next thread

NEW

She was getting pelted with body kicks before that tbf

Awful

Cheerio, Guv'na.

das und GMC n WE LOVE
MMA

>kick on RIGHT side
>drops LEFT hand

New

Dream 3some is valentina sitting on my face while i fuck Joanna