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>this is what winnichuggers consider attractive

Two black bulls and a Jewish twink WILL lead the devils to a wild card spot

Taylor Hall will lead them to 1st overall pick

I hate my cat she’s a cunt

ayyyyyyyyyy

>rags

got a warning for saying the n word. now that i looked at it i can keep posting.

hope you consider the sponsors before you post something like that so recklessly

I hope you learned your lesson

This is our season, Jerseybro

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What N word?

lgtss
>nigger

This is 4channel, not Yea Forums, you should be more woke in the future user

ill allow it

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Niggas

nigras

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NO HULK DONT SAY IT

How can one man be so based?

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Jagr was one of the last of basedboys in the NHL

just accept your retirement and fade into irrelevance you dusty old faggot
you're ruining your legacy

I remember people said his career was done when he was with the Caps. Then he joined the Rags and put up 52 goals and kept playing for another 15 years.

Everyone was banned for saying niger or what?

>ruining his legacy

He's literally the 2nd leading scorer of all time, despite the fact he fucked of to the KHL for 3 years and then came back.

I was almost ready to forgive him until he signed with the cryers

i eat ass

yeah, and people love him still
he's going to turn people against him by acting like an arrogant n******

based

mommy

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I've heard similar things about a certain Finn

based ass eating user

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>Crosby isn’t a basedboy

typing nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger just isn't the 4channel® way

why are you so upset

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>u mad
I see you have no point here.

Is this the thread? Sorry new phone this is my only hockey related pic can anybody help?

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Thoughts?

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He's the second all time in points, not goals desu (he's third and probably could have caught Gretzky tho)

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

/hoc/ is for sickcunts only

fuck off you autistic nigger

nigger

is thorton the all time leader of cuplets?
damn

>looking up an easily googleable stat sheet is autism

nigeria

what's with all the filtered posts?

I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS

*enters thread*

Finland rules, Sweden drools

*slowly strolls out*

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blown the FUCK out

what is more god tier?
>50goals in 39games (scoring 5 goals in game 39)
>215points in 80games

No pointing out "scorer" is not the same thing as "points" despite knowing full well what I meant is autistic, nigger.

can't filter my name tho nigger

Game Winning Goals is the most important stat there. Looking at Waynes number it's kind of pathetic.

best post itt

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mad because you got rekt by an american

>Looking at Waynes number it's kind of pathetic.
that is because wayne was a pass first kinda player

ya ok.

guess wayne was not as clutch as people pretend.

How the FUCK did Gretzky do it

its hard to feel pressure when you are winning 8-0 all the time

legit skill+space

back in the day if you so much as breathed in his direction you had 5 enforcers threatening to kill you

>muh goals
kill yourself

>1.83 points per game in the playoffs
retarded fuck

pass first kind of guy and still managed to score 50 in 50, 3 separate times, most of anybody in league history.

daddy wasn't there
to take me to the fair
to change my underwear

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Have you ever watched a game from his era? It's peewee level defending by today's standards and Wayne was a literal generational talent that exploited that

What up, muh Ninja!!

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i didnt know you could slash guys in the neck legally in peewee

WHEN I WAS
A YOUNG BOY
MY FATHER
TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
TO HEEM A BUNCH OF BLACKS

Messier was a generational talent too who got 1000 less points in 300 more games

based anime poster

trolled u

Like people wearing black jerseys?

and players like bossy or messier were able to put up big numbers in that era too, but wayne was on another level.

No, subhuman African CHUDs

this town's not big enough for the both of us (but you're all still invited to chill poolside at my new place and destroy some sixers)

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*ahem* fuck cricket fuck Australia fuck India fuck Poo Peeland

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FUCK Pekka and FUCK Randy

Your father took you to South Africa?

i dont understand this schtick

Yes, for the cricket (it was gay)

Is this a New Vegas screenshot?

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Why is Wayne always drunk when he shows up on TV?

youd be fucked up all the time if your daughter was an absolute cock hungry whore

DJ probably gives him good golf tips tho

yes
hockey

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no schtick friend just inviting any and all /hoc/bros to chill at my crib and watch some yotes highlights poolside before we hit up the local bars

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Post his daughter

Currently exercising

made me chuckle

based trottier

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N

I

stop

Fuck off leddit

Cease, Theodore

G

bought some DUDE from the DUDE store, about to DUDE myself

not theodore

FEMINIST WOMEN LOVE EMINEM

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big trade incoming
t. knower

can't wait
t. grower

Cope
t. shower

Broke my glass pipe last night so I had to smoke out of an apple; went to buy a new one and they were 2/$20 today only

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$8 for "hookah" pipes from the Indian man behind the liquor store counter

Killself

I have a nice head shop up the road desu

does anybody actually smoke tobacco out of a bong or do they just have to say that to sell it?

Quit smoking weed
Clean your room
Quit jerking off to transsexual anime porn
Get a real job

They just have to say that

I took a year off
My house is immaculate
anime OUT
I have enough (You)s to survive 20 years without working

had to call a bong a "water pipe" at a head shop in tampa a few years ago

unironically used to do heavy tobacco and heavy weed bowls in my younger degenerate years, known as moles depending on your area

Used to hit poppers from a bong all the time in my teenage years mate

when you toss a few ice cubes in the bong

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mauls
pronounced like malls
at least that's what it was called westcoast BC

got some tramadol left over from breaking my femur lads

Kyselves degens

what do you need two(2) pipes for, you can only smoking out of one of them at a time??

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yeah they have different names all over, Moles, Moki Bowls, T-co bowls, Slappys,all sorts of dumb names, used to get all sorts of fucked up on them and watched friends puke

who else has the parliament hill cam set as their homepage

we called them yachts

Based what did you do? kind of fracture?

So you can show everyone how cool you are

>A popper is essentially a bong hit with a cigarette
interesting. thought you were talking about pic related haha

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driving to arizona right now to heem the fuck out of yumaposter

>but you're already a po thead??

very unbased femoral neck fracture from the hockey

>he doesn't smoke with two pipes at the same time

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One time I took a slap shot to the cock when I wasn’t wearing a cup, fell over on my shoulder and fractured my collarbone

>not wearing a cup
mental
id rather go without a lid than a cup

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>next time on OUCH MY BALLS

I forgot it at home, and I never recalled ever getting hit in the cock before so I went on without it thinking “what’s the worst that can happen”

lucky you didnt lose one m8
thats a good way to go sterile

You cut off about 1cm from the cigarette and slide it into the bowl then stamp some weed into it then rip it

Based grandma. I’m working on my emt now and we’re on trauma sections. Amount of force it takes to break a femur is crazy and I guess supposed to be about as painful as anything. How did you get hit hard enough to break a femur?

Yeah luckily my massive cock blocked the shot from my balls

Doing some laundry

I guess you could call that a "stick" save

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proofs

CARLOS

Just a freak thing really, a guy hit me into the boards and it was twisted weird. my leg was backwards when I got up. surgeon says I probably will need a hip replacement when I am a bit older. Will never play high level hockey again.

just ask your mom
hahaha holy shit fucking got em

Same dude, poppers were the bomb. I don't blaze anymore though

my storm surges have been quite loose recently

*hotboxes the thread

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*enters thread*

Fuck Edmonton

*scoots out*

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Like your butthole.

I rarely do now either, it sucks cause I used to love it but I just don’t enjoy it anymore, any time I get high I just wish I wasn’t
I still take a hit or two from a doobie every once in a while to see if I start liking it again but so far no dice

lel

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tfw kniggets win the superb cup

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Then just take 1 or 2 hoots at a time throughout the day. There is no need to smoke huge joints if you are smoking good weed.

b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-BASED

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Imagine being gay

i wonder if she enjoyed the scf

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Imagine unironically being from British Columbia?

honestly can’t remember the last hockey related post I made

my imagination runs wild

why did you make the same post twice?

smoking weed

just bated

Having a bowl of Kraft Deluxe for dinner.

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AAAAAAAAAHHHH
AAAAAAAAAHHHH
AAAAAAAAAHHHH
AAAAAAAAAHHHH
HYUH

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Having sex lads

forgot to add there are 83 days left til the season

DUDE WEED LMAO

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smokin weed smokin weed doin coke drinkin beers

drinkin beers beers beers rolling fatties smoking blunts, who smokes the blunts? /hoc/ smokes the blunts

really tired of seeing that commercial for the movie about the indian guy driving for uber

15 dollars little man, put that shit in my hand
if the money doesn't show then you owe me owe me oh

I just don’t enjoy it like I used to. Idk. I always just end up thinking about shit I don’t want to think about and the worst case scenarios for each thing, over and over again until I sober up

When this baby hits 700 degrees we’re gonna see some serious shit

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did you clean your fucking grill you slob

my jungle love owe o owe o i think i wanna know ya know ya

stop staring at the same spot for too long

same thing happens to my mom
must suck to be a little biyatch

It’s pretty frickin clean bro

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any of you lads have experience with buying products via tor browser? my friend told me its honestly a better way to go than dispensaries/weed dealer prices

youtube.com/watch?v=N2FPQvwhSDY

Why don't you ask your fucking friend about it.

Unless you are buying pounds and pounds and plan to resell it, don't be a fucking moron.

Calm down, randy. You've been fired up all week

i just email trudeau and he sends me pot through the mail
highly reccomend

I’m not sold on tor; your ISP can see when you use it and exit nodes can be hacked by anyone including the fbi

Nigger Hockey League

sheeeeeeeiiiittt

just like my japanese mangas

try it. get tails os and familiarize yourself with pgp encryption

National Weeboo Hentai League

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National Do Sex League

>rent free

imagine voluntarily living in a place where the government can throw you in jail for years simply for smoking a plant

xD

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mental
*hits opium pipe*

My team is the Compton Biggies

farted very hard my ass hurts now

sit around and watch the tube but nothings on
change the channels for an hour or two

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45 min till leafegg

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Might cum

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twittle my thumbs just for a bit

See the little faggot with the earring and the make up
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he's a millionaire

45 minutes until bed time

imagine voluntarily living in a place where people get high on meth, steal cars and then light themselves on fire

>winnipig in the OP
Yikes

Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion, too

The Spike is lookin good as always

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*tries to glass you but misses*

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florida is a scary place m8

>rangs

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Lads my hockey IQ is off the charts

john lennon was a hack

he also beat his wife and married a talentless chink
youtube.com/watch?v=VD7-WHB8CBY

and a fag

You can't just say words like nigger or negro user, you gotta think of the advertisers

George > Paul > Ringo > John
Simple as

>underage detected

youtube.com/watch?v=4VV1PrbkK3E

imagine wanting to start a race war because you heard paul sing about a silly slide

>C'mon user. Take off your shirt and sun tan with us

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Paul>George>Ringo>John imo

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Tanning is for dagos and gays.

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the irony is burr is currently one of the biggest pussy whipped """"men"""" of his generation

shes a turbo thott

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SNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

He raised her.
He has no one to blame but himself.

>paul, john, george, ringo
this according to my father's generation, who actually got to watch them play

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ive been out of shape pretty much my whole life and i still have a better body than that skeleton fuck

>all these angsty everyone else > John posts
You're just being contrarian because your father wasn't there enough for you as a child so you crave attention

Quit projecting, bud.

speed
power
agility
my name is elias petterson and im the bottom

but that was John's problem all along...

john is literally just a poormans paul

thinking about nz winning the cwc

name 1 good john song besides norwegien wood (which was about cheating on his wife)

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why are his nipples so dark

Go out! New Zealand! Go out and zap to the extreme!

I prefer the drumming of Pete Best.

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Yeah but he's definitely better than Ringo ffs

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pretty based if I'm being honest

Who isn't????

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>snes

youtube.com/watch?v=MZhBiV2oQ6I

t. john lennon

super nintendo is based senpai

>next up, on /hoc_offseason/

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cronfe

lads.......................................

my loins :)

gonna pass

sinatra a hack

big oof

right back at ya, Captain

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Why are Johns so overrated shit?

Nancy is banging

sneed

is

*changes the channel*

a terrible meme

not Reagan
>she was a satan worship idolater

a

cringe

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still cleaner than Hilary "I approve of my husband fucking underage girls on Epstein Island" Clinton

thread sucks make a new one somebody

HESH WANTS SEX

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with drumpf

I BURNS WITH THE POWER OF SHARK!!!

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me in the back

whats up with the CP in the catalog? did Doug from Duluth log on?

damn look at that boy go

youtube.com/watch?v=Ut-KyLQujQA

i hope petey keeps his virginity for awhile, there's probably an endless line of cheap whores throwing themselves at him

Asian girlfriend, but she doesn't like anime

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is his virginity the source of his power??

thats cool, whats his name?

from left to right
1 fuck
2 kill
3 marry

Eric Chan

This is correct

i prefer eric-channel.org

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for me, its jerking off to facebook pictures of my wifes hot friends

whenever someone tries to tell you john is better than ringo, show them this song
youtube.com/watch?v=t6CMSuT98-E

Same, it just doesn't do it for me anymore

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sign the contract laine

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Imagine a world where without The Beatles but, get this, Some guy of indian or some brown countries descent shows the world their music.

wow that could make a really good movie lol

Imagine was a far more popular song in the 1990's than at any other time in history

Imagine was a song about Communism

Imagine if those dirty degenerate faggot pinko draft dodgers actually went to the 'nam and didn't hide on college campuses

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thursday night cfl action just getting started

DEUX SCOOBS

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thanks for the heads up
real game is saturday

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2peat is on the menu

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based

so was Revolution, ironically, from the opposite perspective

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I THINK STEPHEN COLBERT SUCKS

it's that the passing standard, then so is Eleanor Rigby

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I have tons of thoughts but sometimes my brain just simply cannot handle them, lads

Dictaphone
Next
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I cant wait to start recording my business ideas as well as great posts for /hoc/

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how do i watch CFL, lads

shame that burger couldnt handle the uprights being in the front of the end zone

espn+ or a illegal stream

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>But if you go carrying pictures of chairman Mao
>You ain't going to make it with anyone anyhow
i think eleanor rigby is much less about communism than this

the Beatles are boring

Tell me something neat about a not so well known band from Canada that were popular around the same time as the Beatles

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LETS GO LI-ONS

*CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

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hey lads

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thinking about nz winning BOTH the cwc and the rwc in the same year

yoursports.stream

click the tv streams tab and find TSN and TSN2, they broadcast them on those channels

eskimos vs lions is on TSN right now

thanks lad
>that TD call for edmonton

dude was MILES away from breaking the plane. can CFL refs be as bad as the NFL ones at times?

having a real smooth cha cha right now

np user

it's a meme league, they probably find the refs in the parking lot and pay them with smokes lol

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Like this
youtube.com/watch?v=9URM_5R-vWk

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaatu_(band)
had no idea these guys existed, I hope I can find a cheapo album on the amazon

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i said HEY LADS

What would you do?
What would you do if I followed you?

based Olli Jokinen

>WHAT?
youtube.com/watch?v=nA5ZwSBEFik

what would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone on the bedroom floor, cause he's hungry? and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money, and his daddy's gone somewhere smokin rock now in and out of lock down, i aint got a job now. so for you this is just a good time, but for me this is what i call life.

god the lions are just terrible

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wow that sucks

youtube.com/watch?v=FuzTkGyxkYI

based cuthbert

>my Dad listened to this song
we're not even from Michigan

they've got decent offensive pieces but their defense is garbage

ihni binni dimi diniwiny anytime
ihni binni dimi dini one more time
or ihni binni diniwiny any time
o Ihni binni dini one more time

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ill give u some $$ bby
if u treat me rite

thinking of trying out as a CFL kicker. surely I can make the team

>there is a new version of Informer

my aunty could do that

H Y P E T E A M

can I still lay the boom boom down??

for me it's Sukh Chungh

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im all about dope ass honkeys laying it down on a phat track

youtube.com/watch?v=WVtRyrOaoZA

is your aunty hot?

cringed at that zoomer dancing

post pics of her feet

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wasnt that 2010?

thinking she could hoof it

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new idea, ewe guise...

Pedestrian Overpass Bridge from the Mexico-US border all the way to Canada

And we call it... the "Spic Span"
>
look, I'll be honest with you, I usually don't entertain questions like that when I'm on this much pain medication
hang on

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it was

>quoting frisky dingo
that's going in the slideshow

Bro I got to maintain, cuz a nigga like me is goin insane

Aunty need a pedicure

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Big Chunghus

BOOSH

and/or KAKOW

Leaving for work ~30 minutes.

GUYS, EVERYONE'S NAME'S KEN

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>missing the playoffs on the last day of the season in a shootout miss by Ollie Jokinen
>blaming Oillie Jokinnen, a player in his twilight years and acquired at the deadline and only played 20 game with the team for the entire shit season you just had

Tortorella was a real piece of shit. But fuck what a time, Jagr, Shanahan, Naslund all playing in front of Lundqvist.

does your mental illness make you post with the same exact image with the same exact post structure or did you simply not receive enough attention as a child

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shut up kenny

she prefers to play without cleats

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Drive same, honey
remember to pack your onion

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Thoughts on these?

youtu.be/HNXhdo5j914
youtu.be/MZbvx1wUMXc

is that what you call the neetbux center?

had a thought
where's the ice

For me? Its the Cosco Cricket Cup

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tripping balls user is a staple of this community and I won't sit idly by while you berate him

>Hey yeah I'd like a $9000 prostitute please.
>Oh, do you have nine $1000 ones? Yeah good and if you got an albino send her up too. In like 20 minutes I'm gonna be asleep so get'em up here.
>I had like half a bottle of melatonin, 6 beers, this whole fucking bucket of chicken. Ugh, the sandman is coming!

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Business Idea: Quit your job, take all your money out of the bank, buy a gun

when does the entertaining part happen?

oh god, why did they stop making this

I don't see a business here, and for that reason I'm out

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tremendous faggot user*

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to make Archer i suppose but it will never have the same charm

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=DBYjZTdrJlA

>loins defense

can't buy a gun with $14

Huomenta

does Johnny Football still play for the Montreal Allouettes?

>redditlab
>freddit dingo
>archreddit
/hoc/ sucks rn

I think hes banned for life, no?

he was banned and tried out for the dundon meme league instead

offseason, cousin
whine to your Aunty

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based Tim Hicks

what did he do to get in trouble?

>Then put down the bamboo.
>You gotta put a big pile of it down and then the mommy panda comes out and she's like "ooo gotta find some bamboo for my babies and you're like POW! ....peel her one

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they just said he violated off-field conditions again but didnt say what he actually did

Violated terms of his contract I guesss
usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2019/02/27/johnny-manziel-cfl-kicked-out-alouettes/3006112002/

and also being a little bitch about it too which ruined his shot in the NFL along with his drug and booze issues

probably involved french canadian call-girls and cocaine lol

horrible thread

>kongs

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it's a shame how his career nosedived, when he played for Texas A&M he was elite

imagine paying drew doughty 11x8

more like anze the giant fag lmfao

He'll be a starting QB in the XFL

those poor lions fans

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frisky dingo will be, and is, superior to archer.

fucking XFL and LFA need to combine with CFL and create a Super Developmental League
>copyright pending

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i dont really follow college ball as much as the NFL but yeah he was solid in the NCAA, but the Browns are notorious for running through QBs like say philly runs through goaltenders. Just a bad place to play overall, but baker mayfield appears to be changing that narrative.

quads

dang only off by 200+

>Mexican league
um no

>CFL
They will forever refuse to move to 4 downs

so close yet so far

in my Vision, the three leagues play same division in the spring
and inter league in the summer
if would totally work, and Dundon could keep the Canes and not go bankrupt, but that is just a bonus for Carolina

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I don't follow college too closely either but I remember when he was drafted by the Browns he was hyped up to be an all-star. I remember watching his highlights on youtube and being blown away

going to heem the very next person that saves a thumbnail

call it the Canada USA Mexico league. the CUM league, if you will

I sing better than this douche when I'm in the shower

enjoying this overpowering of white man stuff

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I went to the first las vegas outlaws xfl game with my dad.

had to mute that hick

YOU
>>>
are now the New head of corporate production and PR

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did you get any merch

sucked my dads cock when i was 8

does shannon watch cfl?

no other trophy comes close to the timeless beauty and aesthetic of the 'tanley 'up

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>4 cup
? looks like she only has two cups

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grim

i remember we both had these, and i got a mini-football which was the based black/red combo. i know the little football is in a box in the garage, no idea what happened to the hat though.

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shall be driving to each of your houses tonight to give you a knuckle sandwich

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Hey guys its me, a cool Calgary Flames fan

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that's fat

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>those fucking trash lamps without shades
god damn, all thrift stores look the same

boiling

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>lions defense

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T-T-T- T O U C H D O W N

I'm not joking, if the Lions miss the playoffs this season it could put the entire franchise is danger.

Stewart. Since I have no way to contact you are you owe me nearly $6,000 I would ask you contact me about payment. Also, I’m filing a workplace report against you for threatening me punch me in the throat nemours (sic) times.

This is gonna be a loooooong leaf handegg season lads

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well they're about to be 1-4 so they better get their shit together soon

dave dickinson was the only exciting thing about that team

>another loins team eating shit

dont worry lads, you'll be fine.

t. sat through the entire 2-14 season and then the 0-16 season after and still watch every season since and also watched >my team ruin the careers of the greatest running back of all time and the greatest WR

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they had a pretty big following the last time they won the grey cup in 2011

meant for

kek, just sharing the name alone dooms them to mediocrity

>tfw i'm related to a player who's with the nuckies and might get free tickets when his family isn't in town

>Schooners open
>LFA expands to 10 teams
>if necessary, look to Caribbean or Central Am. cities to host
>US East Conf; NY, Boston, Detroit, Milwaukee, Omaha
>US West, Portland, Boise, SLC, Denver, St Louis

you might say I'm a Dreamer

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just terrible

my loin

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Wow those orange guys suck shit

>loins

at least you guys dont have the Ford Family running the show. When the Ford family originally took over the ownership of the lions, It was because Bill Ford's dad didn't want his alcoholic son involved in the auto company and gave him something to fuck off with. True story.

>tfw you will never be the alcoholic son of a billionaire that was gifted a pro sports team to keep you busy

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and to think that man could have been President...
>makes ya think -_-

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we are Team Adam here, wait until this dasha shit blows over then we start bullying him again

well I don't think I need to watch the rest of this, it's pretty clear who is going to win. later fellas

>this CFL commercial about playing all day and night with the neighborhood lads

very very VERY very very based, we used to have a lunctime league in gradeschool with playoff seeding and everything

firing up the switch now?

>refball

Finally >we're doing at least something

,>over half the game left
You loss
pleasant dreams

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Digits confirm an epic loins comeback

yikes >loins

no it's bedtime bud I gotta wageslave tomorrow

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>loins
>getting dabbed on by igloo people

based brun0

reroll

granlund is fine, he just rolled snake eyes and went to the wild from what i'm looking at

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loins please stop giving me flashbacks of the 2014 seacawks AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

thinkin bout dope game, cocaine

Whoops 2 l8

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Really wish I went to the Calgary Stampede when Guy Fieri was there so we can go to #Flavortown

Been pounding Modelos all night and I'm not even Mexican, anons

Been pounded by Mexicans all night and I'm not even gay, lads no homo

Hell Yeah just bought tickets for the home opener. I will prepare my liver and wallet to do battle with MTS Centre Beers!
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you're getting deported

Curtis Cuthbert is a based play by play guy

based Garret

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I wonder what he's like in real life

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Chris I mean. Sorry...

Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the thread
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the thread
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the thread
Tonight-igh-ightight-ight-ightiiiightight

Its okay, mistakes are what makes us human

does this mean i gotta watch sweaty black men play in lingerie

oh by the way
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the thread
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the thread
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill the thread
toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

Absolutely No Wrestlefag Garbage

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if you don't watch wrestling, you're a retard

Howdy!

What's wrestling?

Ok, I'm making a Taylor Swift thread. Don't try and stop me.

honestly i meant sports entertainment

got an epic comment for the next thread

post a new fucking thread you dumb fuck

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