ITT: We invent new sports

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Stay away from my copper

everybody gets naked then does the crab
athletes try to grab the oppnents cocks while defending their own
I call it crabcock

Twonis

It's tennis but you have a racket in each hand

>german humour

Multiball 3-sided football (soccer):
>start with 2 balls
>add a ball every 5 minutes
>3 goals, the team with more goal difference wins
>a foul stops the game for all and the balls are all left where they were. the game starts at the whistle, not when they are in movement
>a ball out of bounds must be played within 5 seconds, and doesn't stop the game

it's on ice

Muttball
All the mutts get in a circle and bash eachother

fuck i love you chile

Just some mad lads running around fucking shit up with a ball

dwarf baskebtall

a sport where ur mom plays with my balls. Oh wait that exists already lmao

roflmao

basadiño

Calvinball
>Calvinball has no rules; the players make up their own rules as they go along, making it so that no Calvinball game is like another. Rules cannot be used twice (except for the rule that rules cannot be used twice), and any plays made in one game may not be made again in any future games. The game may involve wickets, mallets, volleyballs, and additional sports-related equipment. There is only one permanent rule in Calvinball: players cannot play it the same way twice. Masks must be worn at all times in Calvinball; these are not allowed to be questioned.

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Some sort of cricket/lacrosse/dodgeball hybrid where a bunch of lads put on armor and sling rock hard balls at each other
it's a work in progress

soccer, but every player has a gun

Citrusthrow. It's like dodgeball but with oranges and it's more focused on actually hitting the opponent(in the head preferably for more points) than dodging the oranges. This game absolutely discourages players to lose, so after the match the losing team has oranges squeezed on their eyes while the winning team is looking at them and laughing.
After every 2 successful eliminations, the team with the ball gets awarded the holy lemon. The lemon can be used whenever the team feels like it. Hitting a person with the holy lemon nets you extra points, and ending the game with a lemon shot punishes the losers even more and they have lemons squeezed into their eyes instead of oranges.

Football Crazy Golf
Like crazy golf, but with footballs

unironically favelmao

Picrel but probably with a vulcanised rubber ball, and on something more forgiving than metal.
A modern version of Florentine football if you will.

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bring back gladiator fights for people sentenced to death

>Kickyt

You run and give a flying voadora in the back of your opponent. If he stay put he wins.

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>71 years old and a nigger dropkicking you from behind still barely moves you
based arnie

blitzball

Absolutely fucking based and red pilled

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yeah this one

astronaut racing

since none of us are going to be original i wish PowerBall was an actual thing

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topkek

How will he even recover?

Of all the crowds you could jump feet first into he chose the one with the swole man mountains.
Future Harvard graduate and NASA engineer right there.

Golf but with teams. One guy would stroke while he has a defensive line, like American football, and the opposite team would try to interfere with the golfer. He would have four tries to get to the hole and score. Then the opposing team golfer would have his turn.

Basically, American football, but the quarterback is a golfer

based

user..... did something happen to you at the marketplace?

We all jump in a lake and the first one to get a Brain amoeba or a flesh eating bacteria wins

Jumpball
The court is a 20x10 grid of trampolines, each 5x5 meters wide. The edges of the trampolines are padded. In each corner of the court is a basket 10 feet off the court. The outside of the court is heavily padded.
The teams are 11 on 11. The game clock is 60 minutes with 15 minute quarters. The ball is a modified basketball made to bounce extremely high.
To score, a player must put the ball into one of the corner baskets. At this point they can go on a “scoring run” where they try to put the ball into the other baskets, either going clockwise or counter clockwise. One basket is 1 point, two is 2, three is 4, four is 8, and if you can completely lap the court and score five, that is 16 points, at which your possession automatically ends. Whoever has the most points at the end of the game wins.
The game is full tackle, the only pads allowed are an optional foam helmet. Tackling a player out of the court who has the ball turns over possession, but pushing someone out of bounds who doesn’t have the ball is a penalty scoring run for their team.
Pic related is a look at the court

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naked Sword fights