/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Lunatic Edition

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>F1 2019 PC /f1/ League Access Code
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>WDC Standings
L. Hamilton 197
V. Bottas 166
M. Verstappen 126
S. Vettel 123
C. Leclerc 105

>WCC Standings
Mercedes 363
Ferrari 228
Red Bull 169
McLaren 52
Renault 32

>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without ever scoring a podium:
165 (167 entries)

>Max Verstappen F1 races without ever EVER scoring a pole-position:
90

>Hund status:
Ja, nothing special happened today, ve are just ze good ol' unterhundens

>News:
Rasputin: "Shareholders tried to mount a coup on me, fucken detractors"
Grosjean to use Australia-spec car to see where they fucked up
Ferrari has found development "clarity"
Willy extends Rokit partnership
Seidl brought back classic team structure to McLaren instead of the shitty "matrix" they had before
Immigrants got to England by hiding in a Ferrari truck
Leclerc: "Ok, so now we can fight harder"
Charlie's son to give the start on Sunday

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death to carrie.

Yeah I mean if it wasn't a democracy I'd have cut Hungary instead of Singapore but they're not that different functionally.

THE LEAGUE ACCESS CODE IS MQQZVN
>THERE IS NO I
APOLOGIES FOR THE CONFUSION

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You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

She's such a slut

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has Hanna sold her body yet?

Yes this is on F1 2019 for PC

Costs less than Hulk
Plus they aren't looking fro someone to beat Ricci

Maybe Zhou is being helped by Virtuosi meme car but he looks good plus he might bring a good chink cash .
Hubert would be their main choice I guess because of >France

>THERE IS NO I
Ffs, that will take days to get fixed

Thanks my g

death to the west

also death to carrie

Liberty: we need entertainment for the reddit audience to keep them interested in the sport
Renault: our guy is already in the studio

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I'll try to remind the next OP when this thread ends

I fucking hate ricardo, fake ass bitch

>No one noticed the removal of the official F1 Fantasy from the OP for the second year running
:^)

>Immigrants got to England by hiding in a Ferrari truck

Jock Clear will have a very busy weekend with half of the mechanics missing.

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Lol

sport.sky.it/formula1/2019/07/11/f1-gp-gran-bretagna-silverstone-liuzzi-commissario.html?social=facebook_skysportf1_link_null

>Liuzzi a steward in Silverstone
>2nd Italian steward after Pirro
>Already made some stewarding in FormulamEme

I would be down but I will be at home with parents and my wheel isn't there

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It's every week and if you enter and don't show you'll have an AI take your place and earn you points. You can always come back for a later race

based

I am from the future (Bulgaria) and can tell you that Mercedes will dominate this weekend, contrary to many experts and fans' believes.

yes hello please insert your carfu thank you

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no way will haas retain him for next year. r-right lads?

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Hamilton made everyone else look like amateurs that day

Not carfu but here's some vintage racefus

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>believes
dropped

enhanced

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why does nobody pronounce Ricciardo correctly?
it's rich-ardo, ch sound is a bit prolonged

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Every year I think he will get sacked, yet every year he somehow miraculously extends his contract. He either has something Jewish in him or his wife must be giving mean blowjobs behind the scenes, I've no idea how else this man keeps getting hired

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who will replace him?

Ok my friend

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same with giogio
>antonio gee-oh-vinazzi

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Ricciardo is gay right?

>asked lando if he got pubes yet

probably not

it would be joe-vee-nàzzi, the joe-vee pronounced "fast"

Maybe he saw Lando's lack of pubes the previous night?

He was bullied at school about it, which is why he pronounces it Rikardo. Martin Brundle mentioned it on one of the races in 2014.

>contrary

Mercedes themselves have said they should be well ahead this weekend

As someone who literally lives in the future this here

>Kay Petre
Exquisite taste

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I know, unlike in giovane where you stress the o
because I speak italian

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I actually pronounce the giov- the same as in giovinazzi but pronounciation may be different based on where in italy you are from

I'm not even sure if I'll be available all the time, I didn't even buy the game because all my time is spent on Dirt Rally 2, Assetto Corsa Competizione and OSRS

now that's what I love about Italian, it can be completely different in the very next town
it's not my native language but I love the rythm so I go with the flow and pronounce everything as I learned it and as my milanese bro says it
also at this point it's very much just lexical knowledge rather than an applicable skill so there's that

do you guys think kyle can win at kentucky this weekend?

No but I think Lewis can GET IN THERE at Silverstone

Just back from a Steel Panther gig. Saw many boobies. ama

Did you see any boobies?

how old are you?

many. Most of them were not fat boobies

captcha: select tractors

I'm going to Villany for their new album tonight, then either Jed Parsons, Soaked Oats, or some Shakespeare at the pop up globe on sat. Tough choice for saturday, but a big weekend planned either way.

What was the single most memorable moment of the gig?

>when white men ruled the world

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27 la

the slow part of Gloryhole I'd say

Oh wow my offtopic posts made the thread fall asleep. Good night then and a hearty vroom vroom you fucking Dorftrottel.

Nice, /f1/ 2019 league is here

dickheads

bit rude

You like them?

twitter.com/McLarenF1/status/1149389535710724098
Digits and lando dnfs tomorrow.

nah glad they lost last night

VERY fast ruth zooming at incredible hihg speed

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Why aren’t we posting husbando’s?

Oh yea, because there’s only one choice, and he’s RELENTLESS

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What company can we get to sponsor Carrie so she can progress her career and drive in a faster series?

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How do you lose your dick head? Must hurt

>>F1 2019 PC /f1/ League

youtube.com/watch?v=kynPf2OiyfQ&t=34

What has my /f1/ become?

formula uno

more like formula faggots haha

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draw 4 green, loser

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Oh SNAP

youtu.be/SWwJfCHubcg

get fucked nigger

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>tfw never played uno

BEST

FANS

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Does they even know how stupid they (and Hamilton) sound or are they too far up their own arses to see what a joke that's become?

Come on mate, they're a plucky underdog team with hopes of overcoming the odds to maybe scrape a title - and they need your help to do it.

>memes aside I'm honestly shocked FIAMG Mercedes F1 haven't put Lewis and Toto in front of a camera asking you to support our Patreon

*sip*

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Don't give them ideas, Bruce

it.motorsport.com/f1/news/alfa-romeo-muso-con-il-mantello-di-manta-e-nuova-ala-anteriore/4492674/
Resta's new memes

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The british grand prixwill be held on the streets of London and there will be around 12,500 spectators for the race itself.

And that means a good few tickets to the track - including the race.

As the race approaches, the BBC will be providing live updates via our dedicated website, along with our regular live blog of the race.

That can bring you the latest from each circuit too - there'll be news from the start of the 100km from Silverstone, from Silverstone itself and on to Nürburgring, and then the finale and finish at Imola where the cars will cross the line and start sprinting towards the finish line after the first race of the season.

We'll all have an understanding of what each course is going to be like when it's all over.

Our team will run our live feed from the race site, but of course we'll be looking out for our viewers too by getting in touch on Twitter (@BBCLIVE) using #BRCS.

From our race site we'll post live updates from both the race and the post-race press conference along with some racing tips and expert commentary - including on the drivers in the field.

>It's not always the car. Red Bull Ring had good racong when I started in,F1 and we didn't have DRS. Good tracks put out good racing no matter the rules, like Spa for example
t. King of Spa
is.fi/formula1/art-2000006171006.html

Soaked Oats gonna be good lad, saw them last week.

Soaked oats sounds like some gay hipster soIPA

Cool story mate.

Fun fact:
>Take Alfa fastest lap from tracks
>Compare it to the fastest lap of the weekend
>count the average deficit
>it's tiny bit better than in Australia
which means Alfa is catching top teams, if only minutely :D

Imagine being a hipster who soaks his oats and activates his almonds.

Gay.

Gimi 2063 WDC confirmed :DDDDD

>Not activating your almonds

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God i remember those years and daydreaming about the carnage if that cunt got hit at full speed and ripped apart like that dude in the 70s.

What a shame he never got plastered

Milking the almondsin a water bath for about 30 minutes will make them soft, not too firm, and will help keep the water inside the nut shells pure.

The next step is to chop the almonds with a food processor. The nuts will turn into tiny nuts that need to be cut into chunks. The almond pieces are also good for making smoothies and meringues.

These nuts have the consistency of fresh milk and are very healthy. It has a distinct taste.

Step five is to remove the excess water from the water bath and stir the almonds into the hot water. To make a smoothie, place a spoonful of liquid into the water bath and stir together.

After 30 minutes, remove the lid, place this smoothie in a food processor and add the coconut milk and almonds. Blend in until it starts to turn dark brown.

You can place the smoothie bowl on a plate to serve along with any additional chopped coconut, if you would like.

Makes 2 cups. It makes a perfect cup for taking to the beach!

A super yummy smoothie bowl recipe.

Article title says WE WUZ UBERHUNDER
formula1.com/en/latest/article.austria-flattered-red-bull-and-ferrari-says-hamilton-as-he-predicts-better.19zWEzDI1Dny2kwBTzaLxS.html
But Hamilel really said WE WUZ UNTERHUNDER
>I suspect this weekend, it will be closer between us all. Last year Ferrari were super-fast here as well, as were the Red Bulls – I think the Red Bulls were a little bit down, but now they've got the new engine, I think they'll be a little bit quicker, so it's definitely not going to be an easy weekend… [but] hopefully, we'll have a better shot

>fox sports guys said that lewlew has strong mind and that if Verstappen ends up being his partner he would handle it like a champ
lmao this faggots

That amazing part is that moron gets paid actual real money to give his opinion despite clearly knowing nothing about F1.

maybe this has been posted before, sorry if that's the case

twitter.com/sparesteward/status/1149432332656549888?s=21

>DUDE PUBES LMAO
Didn't he make the same joke with amx?

>The only one who is currently fired is the man behind the tweet; Rich Energy's former chief executive, the long-winged William Storey. He was kicked by the energy drink investors and then went bananas on Twitter.
ekstrabladet.dk/sport/formel_1/sandheden-om-haas-farcen-kontroversiel-topchef-fyret/7709789

HONDA FLAG

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>you now remember Niki Lauda was kicked out of his own company by his shareholders

youtube.com/watch?v=MIC46tWksHU
based or dumb?

Pretty based if you ask me

Would Kimi beat Hamilton in a Mercedes car?
Who will replace Valtteri Bitchass next year? Russel or Ocon?

[spoiler]alonso[/spoiler]

absolutely, gimi beat massa, alonso and vettel in the same car, hamilton would be another victim of his massive talent

>Would Kimi beat Hamilton in a Mercedes car?
He would at Spa

He also got another message for Charlie

God I'm bored, still 3 bongs until FP1, the office bimbo is nowhere to be seen, nilf boss is on holiday and there's no work to be done.

>the office bimbo is nowhere to be seen

>not using this an an opportunity to cum on her things

>nilf
niece? nanna? neigbour? negro?

kek I anticipated that joke the moment I noticed the typo

Narcolept.

based

what's a nanna?

do you need a loicense for one of these ?

woman whose child also has a child. Also known as a Grandmother or mummo

how can they say this unironically after Austria? The Dutch killed the #Bestfans meme

>ThE duTcH aRe ThE bEsT fAnS

KYS

What is that retarded writing style?

Is the palace still secure?

>epic caps
>epic spacing
based.

well who is it then?

Spanish

Clearly us, The Sons of The Blessed Steppe

Vettel best Kimi pretty much every season they were teammates though.

But is Vettel
>last Ferrari WDC?
>last Ferrari WCC?
>last Ferrari GP winner?
>fastest man in F1 history?
>GP winner with V10, V8 and V6?
>Only Ferrari winner in Mission Winnow era?
>wide?

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you forgot King of Spa

I've seen it on face book so... yeah...

>Last Ferrari WCC?
Wut?

I grant everything else.

Last Ferrari WCC was 2008

thanks captain obvious, the next thing you can say is that alonso trashed kimi in 2014 and massa beat him 2 out of 3 seasons, i didn't know that

I downloaded Deepnude and did Sophia...
(this is seriously what it came up with)

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It doesn't work well with photos that are angled
to be honest it really doesn't work at all

Dear god what have we done?

>also... i never asked for this fetish

those are exactly the perky tits I always imagined... just not in the right place.

HHHHHNNNGGGGGG

kek

Fantastic

Run fat-era viccy through it next, might end up with 6 tits on her rolls.

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>the state of McLel fans
clearly it's "fan hotlaps" and not the other way around

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I know the one on the left, she's called Les Beehan.

>clearly it's "fan hotlaps" and not the other way around
what the fuck did he actually mean by this?

fucking kek

fucking autism

an hotflaps hehe

heh I just got it.

haha, good one belgie

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hot fan laps

fan hotlaps, not an hotflaps

*browses /f1/*

*fights off palace coup*

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Where's the Alfa updates lads?

Nevermind found it
Looks like McLel's cape concept is legit enough for Resta

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business idea, ban those stupid ugly metal rivet connecting things

1 BONG TILL CARS

Is he, dare I say it, the man that will save F1?

>Is he, dare I say it, the man that will save F1?

He's ready to make the call but he's trying to find the number... he had it on a company phone and they've sacked him.

Either that or start bombing bike shops that stock Whyte bikes.

>t. Belfast resident

who is this? sounds like young keith huewen

>inb4 Haas annonces Whyte Bikes as title sponsor

>So while Mercedes may be considered favourites, particularly as Lewis Hamilton has been so successful here in the past with five victories, this weekend is by no means a foregone conclusion.
P-PLEASE BELIEVE US IT'S GONNA BE CLOSE WE SWEAR!!!!
formula1.com/en/latest/article.thursdays-hot-topic-more-surprises-in-store-at-silverstone.1RmzopKOoHbSHgYprttn09.html

We all agree that Verstappen deserve a penalty for the last race but got away with it because of home ground advantage?

[spoiler] or was it straight up fixed, it was strange that the Mercedes just stopped working and it was never really covered why

>We all agree

Infinite amount of nope

I am a ferrari fan and even i don't think he should've got a penalty, two wrongs don't make a right.

>even refugees mistake ferrari for a bus
based

>Haas announces Whyte Bikes as title sponsor
>RBR announces punished Kvyat switch with Gasly
>FIA announces Merc's illegal (for other teams) wheels and four wheel steering as illegal
GOAT weekend
sadly the seemingly most logical of those three happenings is also the most unrealistic of ever happening

It was a bitchboii move because he was pissed that LeCute got him back on the previous lap when amx tried to overtake him fairly. So much about "amx has grown"
>Not worthy of a penalty tho

I think it was ok

this, I really can't stand amx, but our bosnian and/or herzegovinian friend is correct

>first time australian doesnt use direct insult
>but then he insults our intelligence

Ugly racing is still racing, he deserves all the criticism for that cunt move as Vettel deserved all that criticism for losing control of the car but handing out penalties for this kind of stuff just makes the sport more of a shitshow than it already is.

DUN DUN DUN

EBIN :D

ebin music

>be at work
>can't watch Practice
>only some shitty national feed about wtf is happening on track

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>sportnews.to is dead

Fuuuuck, it was the perfect front - pass as a sport news website and "hide" HD streams on the "schedule" page

What do I do now

>run my own shit
>sit in breakroom with feet on desk and watch praccy before going to the cabin for a fishing weekend with bro and dad

Feelsgoodman.jpeg

>007
IDRIS ELBA WHEN?

stop talking shit about our boy

>dat red white and green alfa

ITALIA ITALIA

My work day just got 100x better
Thank you mobile streaming

Vettee does

>FRATELLI D'ITALIA
FTFY

that refers to the place in which Gasly will qualify tomorrow

Sportstream . T V

Jacques Villeneuve may miss several Formula 1 grands prix in 2019 as he is set to return to racing. For the past few seasons, the 1997 world drivers' champion has been an expert pundit for Canal Plus in France and Sky Italia.

But this year, the 47-year-old will be racing in the European Nascar series, as well as the Italian GT series.

Le Journal de Montreal said Villeneuve will miss the races in Shanghai, Barcelona, Austria, Silverstone and Singapore.

007

FUCK PEDOS

FUCK PEDOPHILES

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good, one less nonce in the paddock

ACKSHUALLY it refers to how many weeks Pierre has left as a Red Bull Driver

Who is that tight Merc blonde? Can Waggers help?

Punished Leclerc timeline > Lecute timeline

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It is as I have foreseen. Punished Will & Dan are going to team up for a revenge mission against the detractors

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>weeks

when will manlet learn

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AHEM
fuck pedos?

is huski chocolate good?

was that a full kit wanker?

Little mole :DDDDDD

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>Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.

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Ummm, sweaty, don't deadname Daniella please.

I know what Johnny is thinking.

>THE FUCKING STATE OF GROSJEAN

NOTHING

never froget

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>Romain

NOTHING

LOL

>i spun

How do you even manage to spin in the pit lane?????

NOTHING

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For fucks sake Grosjean

Ant just laughing at him, rude.

fuck you grosjean

lmao

How the fuck is this Grosjean's worst season in F1 when 2012 happened?

itt: DETRACTORS

hahhah thats GROSS

>BIG JOHN

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leaving his crap on the track

That's a good Australian spec.

that's what you get for wanting to go back to the australia-spec setup romain.

day bree

or

der bree

FUKKEN RED BULL AND MINORITY SHAREHOLDERS SABOTAGED THEM

>Merc driving into the Haas pitbox

WTF Bottas?

>"this is the kinda stuff you see in formula 4, not even"
2 tenth places in 9 races good god. Wtf has happened to Haas.

formula ford*

>Sky: "something you'd expect to see in Formula Ford"
Reminder that if Joe, Lee, or Palmer did this, Sky would be making excuses.

reminder that this is better than the race will be

He's getting used to that for when he replaces Grosjean next year

Turns out they can't handle the energy Rich Energy™ provides

some electrical infetterence caused Grosjean to spin and blurred the camera?

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Kimi looks like aunt Diane

fucking kek

ynr when steiner said they already have 2 good drivers, so why hire someone like ocon, if you have dumb and dumber
>“Again I’m very confident and not losing any sleep about not having two good drivers next year. Because we have got two now, and they’re good,” concluded Steiner.
fuck haas, they deserve all problems they encountered this year

didn't knew they wanted data from the australian spec reno

>Gabbo

youtube.com/watch?v=EQZzQJ5MEa0

>released in November 2012 by the guy who is behind the JUST DRIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEE song on Sky F1
>So long, farewell, but not goodbye
>I know we'll meet again
>'cos I've seen in your eyes
>the spark that lights the dreams of rocket men
>And you still chase that light
>That takes you to the place you'll always know
>Takes you home
>I don't know if I will make it
>All I know is that the sun
>Keeps on shining when you're gone
>So I ride the wave that takes me
>To that time when we were young
>And you were always number one
>They say it's too late to write your
>name in lights across the sky
>That you've had your time
>But you'd risk it all for one last chance to fly
>...
>They'll write your name
>In the fire & blood
>When we're long gone
>You will always be... number one.

Was this song about Schumi or am I just tripping?

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>Shirley-Claire

>Goblando

>everyone spinning everywhere for now reason
inb4 they fucked the resurfacing up, AGAIN

Nah. Max didn't deserve a penalty but neither did Vettel. The FIA are just in Mercedes' pocket so Vettel had to be punished.

>now
*no

frank williams gamer gurl bathwater beer

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New surface is always slippy.

>gamer gurl bathwater beer

????

Herzegovian wouldn't make such a cuck post
>stay AMD

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>You now realize that Kubica must have a win celebration photo just in case.

>Dallara
Funny way of saying buying old chassis from Ferrari

drivers are making mistakes in free practice session on newly resurfaced track? shock und horror

Lando spun again:(

Putting a countdown on the car to motivate drivers is actually a very Marko thing to do

dont ask

>crofty too pissweak to actually detail the haas debacle

Should be expected, I guess.

>Gimi

>2 brits spun
>ham absolutely destroying everyone
power of best fans

FUG DDDDDDDDD:

noooooooo

>fug this guise, I'm gone on ferris wheel instead :DDD

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GIMI :D :DDDDD

What a chad

Bugger Footfaced Ruth, who's the hot blonde in the Sauber garage, Waggers?

I think I heard Ham mentioning something about tailwind too

Based Gimi

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don't worry, this is just a strat we couldn't even comprehend

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>HAAS camera turn off before the spin
>ALFA suddenly shutdown on the track
Ferrari next

WAGlad?

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looks like gemma

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Funny how Sky didn't feel the need to laugh and and mock the marshal who fell over like they do when it happens in every other country.

>italian reliabilty

THE FIX IS IN FOR MERCEDES

kek

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Is that who used to be Valtteri's physio?

GIMI NOOOOO
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE STRONGER THAN THIS
GIMI
GIMIIIIIIIIIIIIII

GET ME CLOSER
I WANT TO HIT THEM WITH MY SWORD

>Gimi riding side-saddle like a lady
Gimi confirmed for sissy fetish.
Minttu confirmed for big strap on.

GROSJEAN

>fat john again

SOLVE STATUS?

>fat john

Damn that was nice camerawork

Glad they brought back the cool cable cam at Luffield

Not as good as it used to be but still cool

Check this out

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How inconsiderate. Will the detracting never cease?

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>showing reserve drivers on fat john fuckup
NOTHING

gemma is still working with williams, but this chick looks like her

twitter.com/OsteoGem/status/1126834671810166784

You're a little baby
Check this out instead

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RAIN IN 30 MINS

RAIN IN 5

RAIN
IN
5

>someone has been cloning gemma

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The haas situation is dire
Both car running similar times with a start season package

Oh that's a shame, I didn't realise she was a halfwit.

fat john on softs

RAIN IN THIRTY TANKS

>the beer is called hell

philistines...

Does anyone have a non english stream?

K mag also
But he just did a better time so nvm

RAIN CONFIRMED

alright lads, in an hour time, my holiday begins. be good for the next 3 weeks! update me on the summer memes when I return the 5th of august

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rain in

F I V E
I
V
E

minutes

Freeza pls

You can make a HAAS folder already

Der Regen wird unser Auto langsamer machen als Ze Rot Automobil

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R A I N
A
I
N

>THE STATE OF GROSJEAN

Haven't seen his third spin yet but I assume it's coming

A rainy FP means meme strategies. Yummy!

WET TRACK

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Goy på ferie eller? :^)

what is the last ferrari driver to trigger a rad flag in race?

RELENTLESS

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:(

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>claire...
>psst!! claire!
>your dad is going to just barely survive long enough to see you ride his pride and joy into the ground

haha imagine being australian lol

haha imagine living in a swamp lol

>rad flag
for red flags it's Gimi

both shut up, pls

>It's another "Hamilel dicksucking" segment

haha imagine not being able to fight off a Russian invasion when even a bunch of blind drunk Finns could lol

>helmet marko
t. karoon chandook

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>2 gassy +0.086
apologize

G-Gasly at l-last?

gas does nother fl

>DICKBUM
Never gets old

So how do you rate gasly is he bad ?
Just a rookie ?
Do the whole engineer thing have a big impact on him ?

>RUS +3.112
>KUB +4.492

and he was still on the 2nd red tyres

special tyres for special team

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gassy 007 shilling lap

gasly unexposed

this, he was 10kph faster at the speed trap than almost everyone else, low fuel, high power, quali sim in fp1

how will team VER fuck GAS this weekend?
-take his aero to put it on max like in austria
-find some mysterious wear, so change of parts with penalty
-fuck up his tires and release him in traffic, fuck his pit stops

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Now this is more like it

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He just jave the famous bad redbull mechanics

his engine will blow up. power aint free famalan

I would genuinely believe that from the thumbnail

not saggy enough

My dudes, can I uhhh get a uhhhh, stream ling for the F2 praccy please

thanks lads

OH HELL YEAH

use [redacted]

dubs.cc/g/

My dick just had a stroke

it's the usual F1 politics.

Horner will do and say anything to keep VER in the team and happy right now because if he leaves they are done. Even if that means destroying Gasly's career in Formula 1.

RB cars are not equal and they are not given the same engine modes.

So basically, mercedes is blatantly cheating with their incidente and nobody gives a shit because they all suck toto and Lewis cock and the stewards also suck their cocks since their never penalize Lewis for anything, doesn't that make your blood just boil, it's proper disgusting ruins the whole sport , Ferrari really are the true underdogs

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oi lads i'm getting sick of you fucks saying rich energy is a scam check me out i'm sorted for the weekend innit

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GAY LEL

you're just like the rest of us. you'll bitch and whinge and whine but come sunday you'll be sitting here with hope in your heart that ferrari can bring it home.

>we're all the equivalent of a battered wife hoping an angry husband has changed

remember, stars of f1 tomorrow. also, here's your new commentator

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>Wolff already started to text a 10 pages long unterhund narrative about RB on Wattpad.

GE-FAIL

Who is this other commentator?

Do Toto now.

thank you my beautiful dude

gets distracted by reading a whole bunch of girls' generation fanfiction I reckon

Aaah Tabi, she never lets >us down even with fakes

More than welcome

You just know that she's in this thread, wondering when she posted nudes and wondering why she doesn't remember doing it

"Chinaman" is not the preferred nomenclature.

Noice

asian american please

>"Oh well, it must have been when I got tipsy on Prosecco, I'm such a wino ahahahah"

...

Wait, they fucked over my boy Alex?

>no name in the post
>no name in the picture
>no name in the filename
Luckily everyone knows what every commentator looks like

is he the eternal young prospect of our time?

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>because if he leaves they are done
blocks your path

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>british slags
look like that

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Prospects are supposed to be good/teams actually wanting him
No one wants him

>left click on arrow
>image search
>google
it's not that difficult, abo

Is this chadwick?

I don't think that chick is British. She's got that mystery meat look.

That's Tabi, idiot TWAIN

Quintessential British slag, horrible tan, fat, horrible make-up

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>I downloaded Deepnude
WAIT
HOLD ON
I HEARD ABOUT THIS ON THE NEWS, BUT THEY SUPPOSEDLY DELETED IT
IS IT AVAILABLE TO DOWNLOAD?????
PLS RESPOND

Tabi is the thinking man's WAG

...

I find it funny how it enraged everyone, a simple nude making app, and it isn't even the women's tits it's showing, it's just some random pornstar tits

thank you

no makeup app also enraged people when it was released
im looking at deep nude and too bad that its not finished, most results are not satisfactory
hope someone picks it up and refine it

I don't like this new commentator.
He's trying way too hard to be knowledgeable, and keeps going on long rambles to show how smart he is.
He's talking more than Alex, and Alex is meant to be lead.

I like him more than Davidson or Herbert tho.

Like obviously I'd rather have Davide but if I can't I will take this guy.

I think it's unfair to bunch both genders in together, they enrage women and white knights cucks which don't count as men either way

Can I get a quick rundown on FP1?

WHERE IS THE DEEPNUDE

WHERE IS IT

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Nothing is solve

Fuck I can't stand Herbert

Davidson is great.

>straight people being degenerate yet again
yikes
fat john spun in pits and broke front wing
gimi's engine gone
GAS fastest
ferrari bagging sand
RAIN IN 5

Davide or bust

Implying homo isn't peak degeneracy

F1 is currently too British.

VERY IMPORTANT POLL
VERY IMPORTANT POLL
VERY IMPORTANT POLL

strawpoll.me/18308734

Did the jannys delete tabi or you covering your arse dingo?

Fittipaldi when he gets the points

Ecclestone (and now Liberty) tried his best to sell F1 to you mutts, but to no avail. Your attention span is just too limited.

>where in italy you are from
Dalmatia

It's a pretty hard task, more than deepfakes
That being said if you work within what is liked by the app, results are ok.
Great for transparent bubbling

use 4chanx
thank me later

>Failonso badmouths Honda for three years
>Teflonso then drives for Toyota
Soichiro Honda himself would come down from Heaven and BTFO Alonso before he sat on a Honda racing car again.

redemption arc would be a godsend for Honda

He won two times championship because of the Flavio trickery, he is shitty driver

>just in
kubica to replace groshit
kubica to replace groshit
kubica to replace groshit

No

>fleshlight 3-for-2-sale: sophia, carrie and vivien
>never ever
hold me, lads

based gimi

Not the other way around, dude?
>if true, how bad must Slow Team .............Williams be?

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/94162245/#q94170963
Have fun la

F1 in the US is just retarded because its European centric already. If we owned it we'd have to change a third of the tracks with our own in order for it to succeed here and probably ruin Laguna Seca and Road America in the process.

Remonder that this is the future of F1

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>Attention span is too limited
>But people watch the Daytona 500
Just needs to be an evening event for more weekends. Americans don't watch shit on a midday Sunday; USA, Brazil, Mexico are all midday, which at least everybody is awake for but too many people are at Church and shit, and only three other races aren't at the assfuck crack of dawn: Australia, China, and Japan. Combine that with no American drivers and obviously it's not going to have much of an impact stateside. If you want a proper American race you need Miami or Las Vegas on Saturday night, maybe three hours before the Japanese GP starts, to catch prime time TV over here, and then put that race on NBC and treat it like the fucking Kentucky Derby, make the FIA treat it like the Macau GP where it gets its own special bullshit title so Americans can feel good about it.

Why is afr*ca and the shittle east bundled in with Europe

>dumb murikans think fans/race stays the same if you increase them

why the fuck are we bundled with sand-n and n?

Same time zones. The baffling part is why North and South America are separate.

It's because South America is way more integrated into F1

Here enjoy your horrific creation.

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Incredible

Because otherwise it would be 0 for just MENA

The ideal male form

This is an elite motorsport driver

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>crotchtits

*poisons your teams*

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what's going on in this picture

it always makes me laugh that rencken used these numbers for his calcutions straight out of his lard ass
>The season-ending Abu Dhabi Grand Prix drew a 0.32 rating and averaged 487,000 viewers on ESPN2, up from a 0.29 and average of 444,000 viewers last year on NBCSN.
i doubt 100 million people in canada and us even heard about f1, not to mention following it in any shape or form. also, i wonder what the actual viewing numbers are worldwide, is it even 50 million per race and let's say 100-150 mills over whole season?

The cynic in me thinks it’s so that they can drop low fee races in western Europe, keep the garbage high paying races in the middle east, and still hit their target.

The chart makes absolutely no sense when you consider that we just added Paul Ricard with Zandvoort on the horizon and those Copenhagen race rumors as well.

whack lad ran on the track

I don't know how Gasly manages to look more inbred than AMX, but somehow he just does that.

Yea I would be surprised if you more than 10 million real F1 fans in the US and Canada combined with the typical viewership numbers.

>W series trying to be artistic with a dutch tilt on the onboards

youtube.com/watch?v=OKh4StIh-EI

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>dutch tilt is used to convey a feeling of uneasiness, imminent disaster or just a off vibe

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>fat john spun in pits and broke front wing
How the fuck?

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>imminent disaster
subtle

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>watching F1TV stream
>Toto Africa plays in distance
Shit, why are you doing this?

>68% of /f1/ won't fap to Tabi
/f1/ has changed for the worse :(((

Is the pitlane channel ded again?

>grosjean
fuck off already, I bet even the rookies at f2 don't fuck up so frequently

EBIC

*destroy you*
nothing personel Horheh

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At least Grosjean can manage left hand corners.

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was gone before I saw it mate

...

what do you mean? it's working for me, but there's no commentary yet

>"t-the best fans"
The camping ground sure is """packed"""

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Spot the newfags not putting their tent under a tree for morning shade.

have pride

sorry

DUN DUN DUN

Stream for fp2?

It's England mate, they haven't seen the sun since 1973

i fucking love that song

228a8456b32a858e0a32af855fba0f04f5600959

The live stream is on AceStream (new links as of 14Apr2019) and VLC
.xspf or .pls playlist of all VLC links, use the server closest to you
Check the TV Guide to see whats coming up!

Channel 1 540p:
Ace - 4edf16ad19f8dafd671dd3c3eb2462699a279cd5
US - motorsport-us.cf:8080
EU - motorsport-eu.cf:8080
Channel 1a 720p:
Ace - 71139dc6d5587935fbd350f6a7d969890fcdc2d2
US - motorsport-us.cf:8081
EU - motorsport-eu.cf:8081
Channel 2 540p:
Ace - 1749a2e03e71ef88c29702e7e674193c9f424a79
US - motorsport-us.cf:8082
EU - motorsport-eu.cf:8082
Channel 3 540p:
Ace - 80b3d162a24053364ba04e84052627bbbb4cde88
US - motorsport-us.cf:8083
EU - motorsport-eu.cf:8083

Pierre youa re too fast

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whats this channel? what quality? running smoothly?
lately 720p fox sports has been shitting for me, using only 540p now

Fuck where is Ted, I miss him

>228a8456b32a858e0a32af855fba0f04f5600959
Is it better than 720p 60fps that i'm currently already watching?

Before anything meme happens, I'm gonna start reminding the next OP to fix the F1 2019 League invite code by removing the I from it. It should be CM#_MQQZVN
>NOT
MQQZVIN

Please remove the I, that's the uppercase i, the one that looks like a lowercase sans-serif L

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Someone deepfake Sofia with some tits that are bigger than mozzie bites.

Wtf is wrong with her

You're alright lad

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she likes bikinis and swimsuits

CROFTY MAKING RACIST CURRY JOKES

IS THAT WHY THEY DONT HAVE TED KRAVITZ IN THE BOX WITH HIM

Nah fa m she likes attention

>Sophia "I am not a 'lady racer' I'm a racer" Floersch
>Sophia #racegirl Floersch

hello can someone shoot the black gentleman thanks

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She likes making my peepee hard

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Brundle sounds like he's had a dozen cans

Imagine the smell
>of the racquet handle

ynr brundle's >retardation is absolutely extraordinary

OMG HE SAID THE R WORD

...

>you can experience the retardation
some meta commentary from sky

>Yonex racquet
>head grip tape

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>muh British track is the bestest
>muh British motorsport bestest
>muh British fans are the bestest
>muh British marshals are the bestest
Why are they so insecure?

...

Just a few posts to go until the OP needs to FIX the F1 2019 League access code by removing the I from it.

It's MQQZVN
>NOT
MQQZVIN

PLEASE remove the i, the I, the one that looks like an l but is in fact an I. Thank you in advance.

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...

huh wat u mean?

They will never learn to cope with the loss of their so called empire.

Nothing can possibly go wrong
motorsport.com/f3/news/macau-gp-2019-drs/4493167/

>Macau will use the new FIA """F3""" car
>The FIA are gonna give them DRS as well

It is no longer a case of /f1/ memeing a death. It is a case of how many.

Watch me meme: No deaths in Macau this year.

Digits confirm.

Petitionion for the next OP not to fix that stupid URL so that our American friend here will keep on posting more Sophia in the next thread.

oh no

First eyetits now crotchtits, this new algorithm is really creating new niche interests for deviants. Not that I'm complaining though.

Mick kill confirmed

just need to tell them don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened :)

rolling for more fatalities in the F3 race than the bike race

How about I post all my Sophia if the OP fixes the code.

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YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH

Rolling for Mick potato

Works as well.

007?

Why would Mick enter when he's an F2 driver? Surely we need to send Sophia back to kill somebody again.

several deaths

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Not killed, just potato'd.

Death brought by carrie

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He's probably having a stroke.

Oh christ

based

>cripple dubs
Fuck lad what have you done

No no no

fuck fia, seriously. macau was always about sticking with driver in front through twisty bits and then getting huge slipstream when getting back on straights. they can shove drs into toad's and his cronies asses, fuck modern motorsport, fuck them all

LAST REMINDER FOR NEXT OP TO FIX THE ACCESS CODE PLEASE TAKE OUT THE I

guise I'm late

why GRO has no time

where's the australia spec car

Nothing is solve

FUCKING REVERSE SATAN CONFIRMS

He crashed in the pitlane in FP1

If digits multiple Macau deaths but none of them are drivers

HABBENING

damn
what a huge faggot

nice

OH SHIT NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING

DRS explodes, causes the wing to fly off and decapitates several spectators

is there a webbum?

So she tied up her tshirt just to have her stomach exposed, absolutely disgusting behaviour

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>flying car slaughters high ranking members of the china communist party watching from a royal box
great, no more macao GP then

BREAD

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Congratulations on making it to Europe, Abdul, but part of the deal is accepting and welcoming European norms.

Thank you for fixing the code! I'll dump Sophia for our German friend in it~

is romain gonna finish 1 lap?

There are unironically fewer women per head of population in the UK who look like this in comparison to us.
That horrible look is fucking everywhere here.

Pic not really related, bit still deeply repulsive.

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kek minority shareholders are being held hostage by storey then

Shut your whore mouth scum, not everyone accepts degenerate behaviour