/trans/ have six edition

they're a league one side now

based merseyside on the rise

Is Eriksen leaving Spurs? Don't see them signing Lo Celso if he stays.

Atalanta's gonna play their CL games in the San Siro!

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who would buy him

Arsenal have one of the best up and coming players. The issue is nobody will play them. Reiss Nelson is a quality winger and should be being played instead of buying Zaha. Smith-Rowe is a good midfielder. Beliek is an underrated defensive player. Nwakali, Sheaf and Medley are also potentially good. The rest are already established.

Arsenal finished 2nd last year in the youth leagues. They have a good academy, they just have shit managers. There is a reason lots of English internationals are from Arsenal, they can see it.

Literally cannot stop eating rice cakes

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stay classy

What does liverpool mean by this??

everyone wanted a picture with divock

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They're the ultimate tinpot club

beautiful symmetry

>Real Madrid are set to challenge Barcelona for Neymar's signature this summer, Sky Sports News understands
lmao you're not fooling anyone, nasser al paki

skysports.com/app/transfer/news/12691/11760893/neymar-real-madrid-and-barcelona-in-battle-for-psg-forward

Best part is that according to the pattern, Liverpool will return to mediocrity this season and for four more years after. Looking forward to it.

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if you pay enough you can have skysports congratulate you for your birthday

>managers before
>Rafa/dodgy american owners
>brenny

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>Following reports in Spain, it is understood that Real president Florentino Perez is interested in signing Neymar alongside Barcelona
>Following reports in Spain
don't shoot the messenger.

No bids came in for Eriksen, and apparently the Lo Celso deal is still being worked on.

Would a midfield of Lo Celso, Eriksen, and Ndombele work?

I remember a time when people actually thought Rogers was elite, up until The Great Slip. Same could happen to Klopp.

It took Liverpool 4 years and £600m under Klopp to win something. For reference, Arsenal won three FA Cups in that time (and Community Shields for memes). Klopp is doing well but he's doing it with a wad of cash.

inb4 'Muh netspend'

Who the fuck is Louie Barry lmao

Gareth's long lost brother

Brenny was elite for 1 season, Klopp has already been elite for a decade

Next Gary Lineker

Even if they pull that it's around £200m and 2nd highest wages in the league. Not even the most deluded Liverpool fan could deny that Klopp has bought success. Which is fine.

Ah yes, all those amazing cups he won....

Klopp literally won the champions league and has previously reached two CL finals and has a Bundesliga title. He’s miles above brenda

>Finishes 4th next season
>'BOOOO, KLOPP IS A FRAUD, SACK HIM'
Wow, I can see it now

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>Following reports in Spain
oh look it's those vague sources nobody can confirm or deny
I'm now convinced real madrid will spend >200m + wages in a player that occupies hazard's and vinicius position ven though they are already 188m in red
skysports is shit la

He has a strange head

For me, its Jurgen Norbert Klopp

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A quick Google search of Toby Alderwomen reveals that Man United have given up on getting him but Roma are very interested.
To be honest, in this market, £25m for a proven 30 year old defender is not a bad deal at all

>Toby Alderwomen

>Toby Alderwomen

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no Liverpool manager has been sacked for finishing in the top 4

he's right though

I'm saying Liverpool fans are extremely fickle.

Yeah but if you don't pay a premium transfer fee the player is shit

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stopped reading at "Alderwomen" to be fair

oops haha, sorry about that, forgot to proofread

which manager have they wanted out after finishing 4th?

Liverpool have never won the Premier League

>selling Lukaku
>replacing him with....
any ideas?

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All of them

No! Really? Didn't they get 97 points this season?

Liverpool have never won the premier league

Andy Carrol, Danny Welbeck AND Daniel Sturridge

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Sell Lukaku back to Everton, buy Icardi.

Haller

keeping Lukaku seems a better choice

>Wanda moving to manchester
Sweety...

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I got the man you need

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future premier league flops compilation video attendant

What's not to like? English and PL-proven

they will GAZZUMP Barca for Griezmann

>>selling Lukaku
>>replacing him with....
take your pick

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Jovic wouldn't have been anything without him

He's also smart enough to avoid West Ham like the plague

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>Spanish defender Ivan Marcano has returned to Portuguese giants Porto following one season at Roma, it has been confirmed.
>Portuguese giants Porto
Thanks, liverfriend

are sturridge and welbeck still free?
surprised neither are at Stoke

Florentino Perez likes him, maybe when Zidane realizes he can't sign Pogba they'll try.

>Brenny
>won fuck all

>Klopp
>won German league with DORTMUND against Pep
>won the German cup
>won the CL

>won German league with DORTMUND against Pep
I think its time to realise you know nothing about football.

>"I met Wanda Nara three years ago and I have no intention of seeing her again"

Based ADL

And then Pep dabbed on him by winning the domestic treble in England.

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Cracking episode of Love Island once again

>a billion pounds
>no CL
>knocked out by a club that spent nothing
Sweety

How would a team composed only of these players do in the Premier League?

I see a comfortable top 4 finish, CL semifinal or EL winning season in Spurs' future

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very badly

Dreadfully. No keeper

>A billion burger dollars
>Knocked out of FA cup by the Wanderers of Wolverhampton
Bravo, Klopp

mandzukic

leave Klopp alone he is fucking cursed to never win any english trophies

ballotelli

Klopp has solved the shit 2nd team problem.

isnt eriksen fucking off though

Nobody put in any official bids for him

Shaqiri doesn't seem to be handling the injury well

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Based manlet

>Kelechi Nwakali is 21
The guy was amazing in youth internationals. Why the fuck isn't Arsenal playing a guy who obviously has talent? He's played once for Nigeria and scored a goal (senior). He won the U17 World Cup in 2015 and won Golden Ball doing it. Arsenal should stop thinking of buying anybody bar a defender. Run these players.

>11 July
>Premier League
Ezri Konsa [Brentford - Aston Villa] £12m

>English Football League
Tyler Denton [Leeds - Stevenage] Undisclosed
Danny Guthrie [Mitra Kukar - Walsall] Free
Wes McDonald [Birmingham - Walsall] Free
Moses Odubajo [Brentford - Sheffield Wednesday] Free
Mat Sadler [Shrewsbury - Walsall] Free
Dom Telford [Bury - Plymouth] Undisclosed
Jordan Tunnicliffe [AFC Fylde - Crawley] Free
Kieran Dowell [Everton - Derby] Loan
Joao Virginia [Everton - Reading] Loan

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based bagel man
he'll probably get laid after this

>the modern day Martin Luther King for short men

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>He won the U17 World Cup in 2015
while being 25

>10.26pm Thursday 11th July 2019
>west ham still havent signed a striker

>you now remember Danny Guthrie

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>louie barry to barcelona
is this chav any good, la's?

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>Persatuan Sepakbola Mitra Kukar is an Indonesian association football club based in Tenggarong, Kutai Kartanegara, East Kalimantan. They currently compete in the Liga 2.

Imagine going from Indonesia to Walsall

>EL winning season in Spurs' future
Imagine Spurs winning anything ever.

Okay? Point is, they have solutions to their problems. They just won't use it. What's the point of youth teams if you never use them?

Everything looks so bright for Liverpool.

Everything looks so shit for United.

LMAO!

why did he even end up in Indonesia in the first place

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99% of youth players never make it to pro
specially those nigerian ''''''''''kids''''''' that always win the youth worldcups, none of them make it

money

given that he spent last season with porto b and the couple before that at bad dutch teams i'm going to assume that he's shite

Better than working in a call centre

I don't blame players for ditching pre-season
the matches are pointless and better suited for youth players, and you could get injured and become unable to play during the actual season

Welbz soon

Nice flag, scatalan

That's because he isn't given a chance elsewhere. It's just pointless. Sell him. Cut him lose. If he's shit, get rid. Find people who aren't.

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it's far more complex than you're making it out to be, i'm sure all teams would love a steady stream of academy graduates making it into their first team but it's not something that's very easy to do

cope nigga

Pré season is extremely important for tactical cohesion and fitness.

dear mohammed mohammed,
is louie 'english hairstyle' barry any good?
thanks,
user

Yeah but my point is, he's 21 now. If he isn't in first team, is he ever gonna be? If he isn't, move him on. Free up a slot.

>Yank Spurs Customers
Didn't know it had become so grim for /trans/

bullshit
in the liverpool tranmere game today they just played shitters and children

>Ezri Konsa for £12m
decent transfer I guess but that price tag is mad

Pre season training and pre season friendlies are two different things.

ah yes the first game of pre season always features all first team players doesn't it

Who are you addressing Jordi? My name is Angus

>is louie 'english hairstyle' barry any good?
Before today, I'd never even heard of him. Apparently he bangs them in for England and the West Brom youth though

Is Levy really going to sell Toby for just 28 m €?

the absolute state of sheffield and norwich's transfers
they're going straight back down, although norwich might survive through finnish meme magic

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>Griezmann in to keep Pogba happy
>Madrid give up and go for Eriksen
best case

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No choice, he's got a release clause. He'd need to make a new contract without it.

1 champions league is way more valuable than 3 fa cups .. also, how much have PSG and Man city spent without a CL to show for it?

>won German league with DORTMUND against Pep
van laal actually

>Barcelona are closing in on the signing of 28-year-old France international forward Antoine Griezmann from Atletico Madrid after finally activating his £107m release clause. (Mirror)

However, sources close to Barcelona have denied the reports that the Catalan club have already deposited Griezmann's buyout clause. (Sport)

>Laurent Koscielny is set to lose the Arsenal captaincy after he refused to go on the club's tour of the USA. The 33-year-old former France international will also be fined and made to train with the club's youth team. (Sun)

Forward Gareth Bale, 29, trained with his Real Madrid team-mates in Canada as he continues his bid to force his way back into Zinedine Zidane's plans. (Daily Mail)

>Newcastle are set to appoint Steve Bruce as manager and are hoping he will be able to join up with the team on their pre-season tour of China. (Telegraph)

Newcastle are negotiating a compensation package thought to be around £5m with Sheffield Wednesday for Bruce. (Times)

>Manchester United and rivals Manchester City have been handed a boost in their pursuit of Bruno Fernandes with Sporting Lisbon reportedly closing in on a potential replacement for the 24-year-old midfielder. (Mirror)

Manchester United have begun negotiations with Roma over the sale of their Belgium international striker Romelu Lukaku, 26. (Goal.com)

>Inter sporting director, Piero Ausilio, has travelled to London to meet Manchester United to see if his club's offer to sign Lukaku has any chance of succeeding. (Observer)

The agent of Tottenham defender Toby Alderweireld has also held talks with Roma over a move for the 30-year-old Belgium international, who has a 25m euro release clause. (Calciomercato)

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Mason Greenwood

>Real Madrid striker Mariano Diaz, 25, is reportedly not interested in a move to Arsenal this summer. (AS, via Mirror)

Paris St-Germain are set to reignite their interest in Everton's Idrissa Gueye with a £27m bid for the 29-year-old Senegal international midfielder. (L'Equipe, via Sun)

>Arsenal are interested in signing Real Madrid midfielder Dani Ceballos on loan. The 22-year-old Spain international has also been in talks with Tottenham. (Sky Sports)

Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp is set to block Steven Gerrard's attempt to bring Ryan Kent back to Rangers this summer. The 22-year-old winger spent last term on loan with the Scottish club. (Express)

>The agent of PSV Eindhoven winger Steven Bergwijn, 21, has told Bayern Munich his client, subject of speculation regarding a move to Manchester United, is willing to bide his time over a move to Germany. (Express)

Manchester United have played down their reported interest in Southampton's Gabon international midfielder Mario Lemina, 25, who has linked with Arsenal. (Manchester Evening News)

>Bournemouth's England international forward Callum Wilson, 27, thought to be a target for West Ham, is poised to sign a new four-year deal with the Cherries. (Talksport)

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>Newcastle are negotiating a compensation package thought to be around £5m with Sheffield Wednesday for Bruce. (Times)
WOAH

i think van wolfswinkel put norwich off spending big ever again

>Manchester United have begun negotiations with Roma over the sale of their Belgium international striker Romelu Lukaku, 26. (Goal.com)
>Roma
ah yes

Meanwhile, Bournemouth are prepared to let Scotland international Ryan Fraser - linked with Arsenal - leave on a free transfer at the end of next season rather than sell the 25-year-old winger this summer. (Express)

>Former Tottenham and England forward Peter Crouch, 38, has revealed he is undecided about whether to retire after his contract with Burnley expired this summer. (Talksport)

Newcastle target Joelinton, Hoffenheim's 22-year-old Brazilian forward, is also wanted by Wolves. (Newcastle Chronicle)

>Crystal Palace winger Wilfried Zaha, 26, linked with a move to Arsenal, was not included in the pictures of the new Eagles away kit. (Express)

Preston North End have accepted an £8m bid from Premier League side Sheffield United for 24-year-old forward Callum Robinson. (Lancashire Evening Telegraph)

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>Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp is set to block Steven Gerrard's attempt to bring Ryan Kent back to Rangers this summer. The 22-year-old winger spent last term on loan with the Scottish club. (Express)
Could we not, he will never be good enough for the prem.

>Barcelona are closing in on the signing of 28-year-old France international forward Antoine Griezmann from Atletico Madrid after finally activating his £107m release clause. (Mirror)
sweetie, if they've activated the clause the player is already signed

>Steve Bruce is worth £5m
state of ashley

Crouchie should just focus on the podcast

>Co-op advertising strawberries by saying you'll support LGBT+ and trans
Well done putting me off. Not supporting enablement of mental illness.

This was the worst CL final I’ve ever seen. Very anti climatic.

No shit. A penalty in the first 30 seconds will kill any big game.

>Meanwhile, Bournemouth are prepared to let Scotland international Ryan Fraser - linked with Arsenal - leave on a free transfer at the end of next season rather than sell the 25-year-old winger this summer
Think we're going to start seeing this happen a lot with how much money the lower teams are getting now

Sheffield are dirt poor, much poorer than Norwich. Think their manager said since the lads got them promoted he's gonna stick with them (unlike Fulham)

that's actually pretty based, hope they don't collapse and end up below the championship again

Small team mentality

Elliot to Liverpool basically confirmed. He was in the crowd for the game today

Wilder's too good to get them relegated.

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Who do you think that gay championship footballer is on twitter, lads?

bamford

Mido

would make sense if the current year was 1995

Rko!

Ashley Cole

nah

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fuck /trans/

>Bagel guy called the cops on someone for calling him short
youtube.com/watch?v=RcTAEoYq7cU

He's a Liverpool fan though, not exactly surprising he attended.

Wait, are Barcelona supposed to be buying Griezmann AND Neymar in the same window?

>the English football season is only 3 weeks away

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Technically, whoever is looking at Homer is tripping, not Homer himself. Consider revising your filename for smoother posts in the future, thanks.

fuck off you pedantic twat

I grew up in a little town south of the Kentucky border... things were simple. You tended the farm, raised the herd... and if anyone gave you shit? Son, you beat the fucker down. You were a man. And under that hot alabama sun you learned the values of christ, america, and manhood- the missisipi trio as my pop called it... may god bless his soul... And a man like me? Well when we weren’t out hunting or at the bar? We watched sport. None of that pussy european shit- real sport, arizona sport. I’d get back home... hang up my duster, cold beer, my girl cooking some fineeee BBQ... and id watch muscular, toned black men. Sometimes they’d collide into each other, sometimes bounce a ball... but they were always fine specimens. I’d watch those darkies sweat and toil for hours... and I’ll admit my loins stirred more than once... called it the texas rise, heh... and when I watched those guys play, my mind... wandered. I imagined them taking my girl... like animals- hoo boy did that get me goin! I remember, in the 12th ad break of the NFL playoffs powered by mcdonalds I’m loving it, right after the arbys presents: the danger kick! I noticed my missus watching those stallions on screen... stroking that pussy of hers. And I tell you what... without a word I drove her down the city, philidelphia- my home- and she made love to every nigger in sight. I milked my johnson more than ever that night. So when you pussy europeans talk about sport.... remember what REAL men play

youtube.com/watch?v=LonKGuS9uuQ

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Angry little man, pathetic.

I'm not the one who got upset over an incorrect filename.

ebin :DDD

You're both twats

Suzie Dent said Hentai on Countdown the other day, just in case you forgot.

what the fuck are they doing?

She didn't just say hentai, she said "Hentai is brilliant"

Rachel knows too. I wonder what their favourite Doujins are.

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I dunno but I bet I know how it ends

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I could totally see them being surface level weebs, they definitely have a small bit of autismo or they wouldn't be so good at their jobs

Rachel = Asuka Fag
Susie = Rei Fag

I honestly think Ashley is taking the club out of spite

*tanking

>that tattoo will be an indistinguishable black blob in a couple of years
why do they do this shit?

so far only greaseman

Please ban all Americans from this board.

yeah you think newcastle fans will still show up after all this?

I can't see Barcelona wanting Neymar for this price.

good argument, faggot

it won't happen unless it's a straight swap for 1-2 players
and even then it's probably a bad idea
they should let psg deal with it

Danny Welbeck and Daniel Sturridge is the same person.

No wonder Man Shitty keeps losing in CL: the FA cup is the cup they're more interested in :DDDD

It’s the wonderers of Wolverhampton

Wonderhampton!

Sturridge was a much better player than Welbeck ever was

What did he ever do that was memorable, except his retarded dance. Welbeck scored some crucial goals for england and worked his ass off whenever he played, just didnt do meme "skill moves" or get carried by suarez as much.

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Welbeck still has a better goal ratio for England than Sterling. Welbeck basically got Arsenal the FA Cup in 2014 by scoring against United in the Semi-Final. Welbeck just got plagued by injuries. Oh and he also scored against Lestah to win that game 3-2 I think and it was possible for Arsenal to go on. But, as usual, injuries.

Both good players ruined by injuries but I'd still rather have Welbeck playing for the NT than Sturridge.

why are you up so late lads?

>get carried by suarez
Sturridge scored in every game Suarez missed during the slip season. He scored in a European final and without his goal against PSG Liverpool wouldn't have even gotten out of their group this season. Even for England he scored against Italy in a World cup and a late winner against Wales in the Euros

I'd rather not have either tb h
Want more young lads in.

I've been ill for like a month and my sleep schedule is fucked.

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>Welbeck still has a better goal ratio for England than Sterling
So does Sturridge, Sterlings goal record for England is poor. Sturridge was one of the best strikers in the league in his prime, Welbeck has never been close

Oh for sure. But the constant playing of Sterlel is annoying to me. Hopefully he'll rekt Kosovo and Bulgaria. Either way, I want Southgate to call up Erling Braut Håland. He scored a hattrick hattrick in the U20 World Cup and he is both fast and tall. He's 18. He was born in England. He is the perfect player. Good with both feet as well. I have no idea why he isn't being called up or probed.

Apart from that, all the young lads are... Sancho, Foden, TAA, Nelson, Maddison and maybe Smith-Rowe and AMN. The other interesting ones are RLC, Shackleton, Aarons, Holding, Tymon and Loader. There's loads more that might come good. Had Holding not got injured I would have championed him instead of Stones.

Oh for sure, but Welbeck was a guy who could do what needed to be done and I thought he was underrated. He, like a lot of Arse players, played way better for the NT. Ramsey is another example, see the Euros 2016. Wilshere as well.

back the fuck off håland

>Erling Braut Håland
pretty sure he wants to play for Norway like his dad

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Might just be Klopp magic but I reckon Brewster will be good, the long injury sort of dropped him off the map but he's come back in with the same form, he was a step above most of the other players on the pitch today, it was only Tranmere but he will be playing in America next week too.

Ive been following him since molde
Hes a beast people need to notice holy shit . A steal for any club

Yeah, probably. He supports Leleds tho. Who knows. Rice was done. A major mistake. A waste.

>Klopp magic
lel'd, but maybe. I didn't put him because I've not seen him recently. All the guys I've mentioned I've either followed or watched. Bar RLC and Holding in the last players are very early days. To me, the best `young` players we have are Sancho = Foden > TAA > Nelson = Maddison > Smith-Rowe = CHO > Sessegon > Mount > AWB > Aarons > James > Willock (he can play for Montserrat too)

Not including Rice or Rashford. Then you got 'THE NEXT BEST THING LA' in Axel Tuanzebe but dude won't ever make it. He should play for DRC because he won't get into England now unless he becomes god-like.

This. He is. He has around 0.50 goal per game ratio for Molde and a similar for Salzburg (didn't play enough). The fact no teams are buying him I do not know. If I was a PL club, I'd buy him, even if it was just in my youth team for a season or two.

Oh well, post to keep it going until people wake up.

Pissing off the wools

>fa cup
>meaning anything
found a delusional arse fan

>can't win promotion from championship
>joins transfer ban chelshit as manager
rip in pepperoni, chelscum

>can't even win meaningless trophies
That just makes the likes of Liverpool and Spurs even worse. Imagine being Spurs and spending more than Arsenal have and winning just two League Cups since the PL began. Imagine it. Grim.

The FA Cup is a relevant trophy, whether you like it or not. Arse are a midtable team but they still won trophies in seasons where Liverpool and Spurs did not.

mate I'm still up wanking
just realised its 5am

My sleep pattern is fucked. I prefer sleeping during the day in the summer, hate the heat tb h.

Stop wanking and go to bed son. Everytime I wake up for work I hear you fapping away, you hopeless insomniac cunt. Get a job.

>normie league

Can't pal. Its a disease. A Wanking disease.

di marzio aint fucking reliable anymore

just a pasta indykaila

De Llorentis out here talki about "perez is evil for not giving me free players for my money laundering sceme" nigga...

might try to shag a lass tonight

Why
I thought we are all incel brothers here....

Apparently they're down about 10,000 season ticket renewals

dreading next season

>“Aston Villa are poised to complete £15m signing of Douglas Luiz from Manchester City”

Bloody hell, they aren't messing around

all I can do is try mate
doesn't mean I'll succeed

I keep having memory niggers and it worries me

So you're just making stuff up now.
Yawn.

That's the spirit lad

Might buy a season ticket for the rugby instead

what team lad?

Falcons

got relegated last season
Toby Flood a shit

I went to school with him lel

Someone buy Nick Blackman off us pls

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Do the jews not want him back?

No and he was at Chicken Gijon last season and they don't want him either. Had to give him another years contract just so he doesn't go down as an ffp loss

Are Liverpool and Barca the scummiest clubs?

Doubt the turks will have him like they had Jerome after his time in israel too. So much deadwood on the squad and we actually got rid of someone involved in the team in Johnson

seething

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Yeah Johnson was actually playing well this season and we get rid of him lmao. Not seen too much of this Dowell but apparently he is good.

crouchy's retired lads

Finally lost his pace

Seething at what?

Local news is reporting one of the man u coaching staff on the pre-season tour has overdosed and is in hospital. Described only as a man in his fifties.

all six of them

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Ole finally realised how shit his task is?

That? No.

Inter can’t actually stump up £75m for Lukaku can they. Maybe united could convince them to let go of Lautaro?

why do united want rid of lukaku anyway? he's only had one bad season

I'm sure dealing with Pogba is a nightmare but too young. Would be Mike Phelan, Mark Dempsey or Richard Hartis

But he’s had no good seasons

>city failed to get a work permit for douglas luiz for 2 years in a row
>selling him to villa for £15m which along with wages will get him the permit
>city have buyback clause so villa won't actually spend anything beyond wages long term

lol they've found a way to cheat permits now

why would he get a work permit at villa but not city?

Ole wanted them to play fast counter attacking football which is why manure signed a bunch of pace merchants. Pookaku is a fat piece of lard. Can't expect the fat cunt to run and chase the ball.

So Daniel James is the answer?

Literally the only striker with Ibra to have scored 20+ goals in a season since SAF.

Still shit tho

VAR is going to make this 19/20 EPL season a shitfest.
Can't wait!

do you reckon we could actually fight the var menace, or is it just here to stay and this really is the death of football?

transfer fees and wages are taken into calculation for permits and iirc you get more permit points if it's a big purchase for the club compared to recent transfer activity which obviously meant city signing him for 10m counted for nothing

Just means Liverpool will fall further behind city

Who watched EPL anyway? Watch the Premier League instead

Salah won't get 10 goals without his diving

So Ole is just Mouyes on soi?

sheff united are in big ownership limbo and it doesn't look like being resolved any time soon
thinking derby 07/08 levels of performance and wilder jumps ship for a better job midseason

6 of Salah's 71 goals for Liverpool have been penalties

he signed a new contract this week, doubt he'd do that if he's thinking of leaving mid season

No lad. Footy is going to get so much worse I reckon.
City have killed all competition for the title.
This will be another pointless season where every other team is just grinding out results.
1.City
2. Liverpool
3/4. Spurs/Chelsea

And everyone will still ignore the cups for no reason.

*for the reason that it gives fuck all money compared to the League and CL

>richest clubs in the world
>muh money

>Dier at right back
go to bed gay america

The cups mean nothing to clubs anymore, a top half finish is what all teams want.

What excitement was there in the cups last season?

when the teams you're competing with are also the richest clubs in the world it doesn't really help

>city have killed competition

Seething

>City have killed all competition for the title.
they won the league by 1 point

This kills the scouse

Fuck off cunt. Klopp has made 4 finals in his first four years at pool 3 european. Brenny got exposed after godmode Suarez left and Gerrard legs ded

0 pl

oh thank god

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Who is the female Messi?

marta

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>Blyth Spartans have signed former Newcastle United youngster Craig Spooner on a one year contract

Clarky's starting to put together a pretty decent squad!

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Why?

Can white sheets and towels be washed together with colored blanket sheets at 60 degrees C or will it mess up colors?

Í always wash everything together in cold water

but some clothes, specially new ones, have dyes that can fuck up your whites

>washing anything at 60c

You wash bed sheets in cold water?

yup, everything together

You mix underwear, socks, bed sheets with your normal clothes and wash in cold water?

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lad it's 2019
you don't need to wash anything in warm water

yes, the secret is using detergent

btw are you saying you do different laundries for sheets, underwear and normal clothes?

Battle of the shitty logos

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Lo Celso can't defend.

huddersfield's would look fine if they removed the big shield, same for burnley

Depends on wether I've had sex on the sheets or not. Sometimes yes, sometimes not

Yes. Bed sheets, pillow cases, blanket covers separate wash 1. month. I change them once a week then wash them all once a month.

Underwear, socks etc. separate wash 1 a week
Normal clothes separate wash 1 a week

Think it's something to do with copyright why they have it

>changing your bed sheets every week
i'd literally rather kill myself

how much underwear do you use in a week to fill a washing machine?
I do 1 washing machine per week:
>all normal clothes
>all underwear
>all towels (2-3)
>all sheets (1 set)
and it all fits in a single washing machine

How often should bed sheets be changed then?

Every 2 weeks? Every month?

big brain washing schedule
>clothes mid-week (tuesday or wednesday depending which day liverpool are playing)
>bedsheets/towels on saturday morning (on a fortnightly rotational basis)

I have to say I don't go to the gym, only swimming in the sea with the same towel and suit all week

Their actual shirt badge looks good, I don't get why they don't use a variation of it as the proper emblem

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I do every week in summer but you can do every 2 no problem

Yes but do you not separate stuff based on color?

they should swap him for skriniar

>Dier RB
>Ndombele DM
>Janssen second choice striker

Day of the rake can’t come soon enough

nah
i don't wear shirts for work or i'd probably do those separately, but for tshirts and that it's just not necessary. it's only brand new clothes that bleed their dyes, so if it's been washed more than once or twice i just throw them all in one batch

I only do that with new clothes for a few washes
>buy new boxing wraps, red colour
>wash with rest of clothes
>all my white t-shirts became pink
never forget

Kk thanks lads

Not sure Inter would go in for that

Might be old news at this point, but Inter is £10m short of Man Utd's Lukaku asking price

Skriniar would instantly be a top 3 CB in the PL

Don't think Skriniar would either tbqh

Why wouldn’t Skriniar?

Youll want to wash normal clothes at 30 to prevent shrinking, jeans same temperature but separate because they shouldnt take softener

Towels at 60-90 depending on what quality they are, bedsheets same story but separate because you dont want softener on your towels.

Underwear and socks at 40 because they get dirty faster than normal clothes

And then whites separate as well because you want them to remain white.

i only wash my jeans like once every six months

If you suffer the same post-binge drinking farts as i do youll wash them at least once a week

Spurs should go for Ben Yedder. He's the kind of player they need, he could play both with Son, Lucas or with Kane and would perfectly fit in the rotation.

CL+Conte vs Europa+Ole

>Barcelona's approach for Van Dijk has been rejected by his representatives

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Inter on the left, ManU on the right

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imagine how much van dijk would cost barcelona lmao, like £300m or something

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I've been washing my towels and sheets cold for the last 20 years
what problems should I have noticed?

>believing barcelona tried to sign van dijk

>A coup de théâtre in the dossier! #Saliba #Tottenham submitted an offer in excess of 30M € excluding bonuses for Saliba. An offer that exceeds the expectations of #ASSE. Meeting tomorrow to finalize the operation while #Arsenal a comprehensive agreement had been reached.

WE HAVE A GAZUMP

>Info @RMCsport: A dramatic twist in the file #Saliba ! #Tottenham submitted an offer exceeding 30M € off bonus for Saliba. An offer exceeding the expectations of #ASSE. Meeting tomorrow to finalize the operation while #Arsenal had found a global agreement.
>Arsecucks

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But he’s shit?

Seething scatalan.

Imagine being an Arsenal fan haha

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>#Tottenham have just outbid #Arsenal for William #Saliba, offering €30m excluding bonuses, which goes above & beyond Sainté’s demands. #ASSE are meeting tomorrow #Tottenham to discuss this situation !
twitter.com/mohamedbouhafsi/status/1149656459891728384

At least they won the league

He doesn't appear to be worth that

based

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Based, another brand new player

Anyone else think that TV scoreboards are too small nowadays?

Ok, wtf happened?

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Whoever gets him has to loan him back too.

Fair play, Spurs are really going "above & beyond"* this transfer window.
*the overinflated pricing of the club itself

So we're playing tonight

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Micky Phelan on a mad one

Ole was a the wheel

>barcelona has trouble finding money for greaseman because they are waiting to see the nerman situation develop
>they can't sign de ligt for the same reason and too high wages
>but somehow they just tried to sign van dijk from the same club that sold them coushitnho for 160m
why are scousers retarded? is it the lack of proper nutrition growing up?

Don’t really get why this is a news story. Who gives s fuck.

real benis :DD

It’s the air in Liverpool. Makes them kill each other etc

I think people don't realise just how financially unstable Barcelona is

Oh yeah, that's a pretty important aspect. Who knows what could happen in that season.

STANDING
ON THE EDGE
OF FINANCIAL RUIN
LIKE THE ACCOUNTANTS ONCE SAID

they are stable but you can't front three >100m transfers with high wages in the same window without any big sales (yet)

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Charlie Musonda is a weird fucking guy

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Still, some of their wages are way too high.

unstable in a good way

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Tell me about Saliba

No

18 years old, played 20 or so games at Saint-Etienne, Arsenal want him for 30 million

It's weird for a team like Barca not being able to pay 120mil.

Messi must be bleeding them dry. How big is their debt?

twitter.com/FCBarcelona/status/1149667415564922880?s=19

Griezmann confirmed.

Trans with the inside scoop as usual

btfo

Nearly 3k likes in 2 mins.

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Is that Suarez officially on the scrap heap then? I can't see how you'd fit Griz, Messi and Suarez in the same team.

Nerman next?

4321 Christmas tree la

Embarrassing. Delete this

and you still have to fit dembele, coutinho and maybe nerman
with a defensive manager like valmierder
lmao

I fear it won't go well for him.

>with a defensive manager like valmierder

Still cant believe that hack didn't get sacked last season.

fookin suarez should fuck off to china

he's shit but he did win liga, was practically in cl final and reached cup final
he can't play for the players though

Lads. Any update on the gf to user situation?

>Erling Braut Håland
strong English name, that

>was practically in cl final and reached cup final
You mean he got knocked out after being three nill up twice and lost a final?

you're right, fookin valmierder should have defended that corner better

-------------- Griezmann
Dembele ------------------- Messi
------- Arthur ------- de Jong
--------------- Busquets
Alba - Lenglet - Umtiti - Roberto
-------------- ter Stegen

Subs: Neto, Pique, Semedo, Rakitic, Coutinho, Malcom, Suarez

Is Griezmann actually better than the Rat King?

what software do you use

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how often do you change yours?
It takes 10 minutes max out of your week if you're an absolute spastic

I hope it won’t go well for him

The players didn't even try the whole game, just like the Roma result

>10 minutes
more like 30 seconds

Griezmann came 3rd in Ballon d'Or voting, Suarez came in 13th

exactly like I said: valmierder can't play for the players

i hope he chokes

f

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He can't seem to motivate them either, clearly.

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wouldn't you rather spend that 10 minutes masturbating?

yeah but suarez plays well with messi so who knows how he'll peform

ShareX + WebM for Retards

Of course he is, he's hated here but Griezmann is a top 5 player.

>Ingrid Engen feet

read the whole sentence compadre
not on dirty bedsheets

No way Suarez and Pique get benched this easily.

>he fell for the motivation meme
lmoa

Updates gf user FC situation

Maybe Pique over Umtiti, sure, but I don't know where Suarez would fit into it

Damn, Drogba is looking fine for his age.

went two terms without changing my bedsheets in first year of uni
shagged three different girls in there without so much as a spray of dettol

that's why you only shagged 3 girls on first uni year

bruh look at these doods
look at the top of their heads!
OH NO NO NO NO
*wheeze*
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA

>the state of arse anal

Saliba to Spurs for 30m€ seems like a bad deal

Zidane is a good example of the motivator meme, lots of nice CL trophies.

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How many Dutch Erasmus girls have you banged?

>Barca took some bank loans to pay for Greaseman

lel

I guess then valmierder is even a greater motivator than both since he can consistently win 38 game competitions

are players getting too expensive? if I look at Italy it's all swaps and let me pay in installments over the next 4 years

DOING

A

L E E D S
E
E
D
S

Tyrone Mings costs that much now. It is what it is.

What if you can’t last10 minutes

Player value bubble burst when?

too many to remember la
I'm banging one as I write this post
...
just came

I pray Allah forgives you

after WW3

>are players getting too expensive?
Why are you only asking this now

Literally everyone is overpriced now

>believing in fairy tales
sweetie...

yes but he's young, will be third choice in his position and will probably go on a loan for a season

that was a good deal for a shit and injury prone player though

Could Barca ever collapse or would the powers that be not let it happen?

That would be based if I wasn't in the probable draft age

>tfw probably too old and mentally ill

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>Juventus have lost interest in french midfielder Paul Pogba as Manchester United make it clear they will not lower the asking price of 150 million EUR

>De Ligt has landed in Turin with agent Mino Raiola this morning and is expected to undergo the club medical check today or tomorrow

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No deal is good for Arsenal because the owner pockets it.

Pogba will be stuck at Utd unless Zidane can swindle some swapdeal for Bale.

Hope this griezmann transfer will have a domino effect by giving Atleti the money to buy James

works on FM19 TBQHWYF

Ah yes, James, the Anti-Cholo

James is going to Napoli la

Loving Villa's transfer business this summer. Here's an early call - they finish above Liverpool this season.

Bale is a madridista to the death plus he loves the sunlight

you misunderstood bale: he said he's a golfista to death

So Pogba is confirmed staying.
de Ligt is probably going to delay until the end of AFCON or some shit lul

>Officials from Inter met with United officials in London yesterday. Manchester United are asking 85 million EUR for Lukaku and will not move.

United are going to keep everyone hostage in their downfall aren't they?

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1. Villa
2. Liverpool

Crashing this plane

ummmm sweetie they are MANCHESTER UNITED they don't have to sell players if they don't want to

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twitter.com/Wimbledon/status/1149653635040550912

Proper footballers interview lel

So they're going to hold him hostage?

>the contract terminated before july
>but he still played for us
lmao

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they've not signed enough immobile number 10s to impress richard that much

>they

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Is greasy, dare I say, the dumbest person in top flight football?

sorry, >we

Imagine being this ass blasted lmao
Just take the money and stfu

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De Ligt to Juve is done.

i'd take looking a bit petty if it meant getting an extra 80m tbf

Solid 5th place

De Ligt to Juve is about to happen

why? does their stadium not fit uefa standards or something?

>Club waits for the contract to run its year out so the release clause is lowered
>sperg out

I finally understand why atletico is so hated in spain

Their stadium is being renovated, so they asked the Milan council and both of the clubs if they could play their CL games there instead of halfway across the country in Sassuolo. The council and the clubs said yes, but the Ultra's are SEETHING about it

they claim the player was already barcelona's
but somehow forget they asked him to join preseason this week
so did they ask a barcelona player to join their preseason?
they just btfo their own arguments
LMAO

Why lol they literally share a stadium with their rivals so how much worse is it that a another club plays some games there haha or is it just because AC milan will be be in ZERO European competition this season?

I really like Atalanta

Fun club

great stadium

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1/2

The Milan Curva Sud official statement:

“Modern football, made only of business and economic interests, has launched another low blow towards ALL Milan fans: the President of Atalanta, Percassi, has asked to be able to play at San Siro the Champions League games in which his team will be engaged in the next season.

“In football that WE love and defend, this request would have been sent back to the sender with a big laugh: you boasted about your new stadium and now you dare ask for San Siro? But do you know what Percassi has asked for? Does Percassi know what San Siro is? No, he does not know. Because otherwise he would not have allowed himself to embarrass Milan with his request, which was greeted with enthusiasm by all those hypocrites and politicians who run and live around football, but which offends US Rossoneri supporters who are forced to face the affront of seeing the team that is in the Champions League at our expense, playing in our stadium.

Saliba to Spurs seems pointless but I'll still be disappointed if it doesn't happen

2/2
“What would President Percassi say if tomorrow Brescia asked for the Atalanta stadium in order to play the Coppa Italia? Who he say ‘no’ or should he obey to the precedent created by himself? What would your fans say? Why don’t you identity yourself with your fans as the ‘first Atalanta fan’? Because what we and the Interisti could suffer, one day could happen to the Atalantini, Napoletani, the Romanisti… any fan who is removed from his stadium as if he were not at home. Is this what awaits us when only the economic profit will count? That any President can ask to play in any stadium at will, without worrying about the reactions and feelings of so many fans who love that stadium exactly like their own home? Is it possible that in football there is no more respect for the passion of the fans, for their history, for their stubbornness to feel part of a world that now seems to be doing everything to turn them into customers?

“San Siro, dear AC Milan, is our home; Gate 14 is the doorway to our house and nobody invites unwanted guests within their walls. San Siro is the stadium of Milan and Inter, here they have cried, sang, suffered and enjoyed generations of fans; at San Siro, 50 years of ultras life have passed, at San Siro memorable pages of football history have been written, San Siro is linked with the legend of the greatest footballers of Milan and WE don’t want any President to get up one morning and ask to play here as if he were in his house.

“Because San Siro is not a theater or a room that is for rant, it’s not a villa for ceremonies: it is full of Rossoneri passion, of love for il Diavolo, of Milan, of those values that have been handed down from father to son, of that mentality that for 51 years has distinguished the Milan ultras from the others.

literally get over it
why are ultras so emotional all the time? it's just a game

3/3
“Percassi take your guys to Reggio Emilia, write there the story of your team away from the stadium of your fans, away from Bergamo that will never be at home in Milano. We are men, we are Milanisti fans, and we have our own reasons and above all our own feelings: they are the ones we ask not be trampled. By no one, not even Milan!”

So are Atalanta our guys then?

anyone making the establishment SEETHE is my guy

Obviously

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They are the official Serie A team of /trans/

Absolutely

What the...

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>Lille making up rumors trying to create interest/bidding war for Pepe

Kek, is anyone actually in for him besides fucking Everton?

I have never seen a La Liga game outside of El Clasico

1. Real Madrid
2. Barcelona
3. Altetico Madrid
4. Sevilla
5. Valencia
6. Athletic Bilbao
7. Villarreal
8. Celta de Vigo
9. Real Betis
10. Real Sociedad
11. Real Valladolid
12. Espanyol
13. Eibar
14. Getafe
15. Leganes
16. Levante
17. Deportivo Alaves
18. Mallorca
19. Osasuna
20. Granada

kek

that's gonna be a based from me

why does alderweireld cost less than trippier

How in the fuck is this while Halal has 3 back to back CL wins in that period? Where is this money supposedly coming from?

What do I tell the barber to get this haircut?

They always cut too much off when I just try to describe short on the sides and long on top

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Trippier is English

Show them that pic and tell them you want it

but it's the italian and spanish clubs who want trippier

Give me that zoomer cut senpai.

Isn't it autistic to go in with a photo though?

having no self-condifence and worrying about looking bad to others is autistic

Not really, just describe what you want first

Then say 'I have a picture of what I'd like if it helps' and show it on your phone. He/she really won't care

There was a guy here that said he hadn't gotten a haircut in over a year. That's autistic

the necessity to be well-groomed is society's worst trait
why can't i just be a hairy grizzled wild man and still be accepted by people?

newcastle fan

real madrid has won 2 ligas in 10 years la

why?

Autism, either don't care or do your hair.

think that's me

better sponsor contracts
and:
cl winners get ~70m
cl semifinalists get ~60m
etc
cl is not the lottery, winning liga already gets you 150m

caring what other people think of you is not autistic

Something about not knowing what to get, I think

Alderweireld has that £25m clause, but also his contract is up in a year and he isn't likely to sign a new one
Trippier's contract runs up to 2022

I mean why is it autistic if you want to grow long hair

No, there's a difference between not getting a haircut because you like long hair, and not getting a haircut because you don't know what to get

have you got the webm of him almost killing his son with a two footed lunge

Bit gay though, the only people you need to care about are family >friends and your employer.

Because only 5% (if even that) have the facial aesthetics to pull it off

webm related

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I've needed a haircut for a long time but I've no idea what to get done

Long hair is for girls.

Reminder that tapping up players is for scum like scousers and atletico is entiteled to 200m

just get a skinfade like everyone else

>webm related
based

Former England striker Peter Crouch has ended his playing career aged 38 after more than 21 years as a professional.

The former Portsmouth, Aston Villa, Liverpool and Stoke striker was out of contract at Burnley in June.

Crouch played for a total of 11 clubs and earned 42 England caps.

Griezmann tapped up himself

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how would transfers actually work if tapping up didn't exist? like how would you know if it was worth bidding for someone?

why were spuds not mentioned?

>They
Round of 16 €9.5 million each for 16 teams
>Quarter Finals €10.5 million each for 8 teams
>Semifinals €12 million each for 4 teams
>Finalists €15 million each for both teams in the final
>Winners €4 million will be awarded to the eventual winners.
Goly shit your right, winning the biggest club football competition in the world will earn you just enough to buy you some average ligue 2 shitter. I had no idea it was this bad, winning it really makes fuck all difference financially.

That means nothing. If they're good enough, they can win it

That's what agents are supposed to be for

pls help

west ham do this already

it's also illegal for agents I think

ronaldo circa 2002

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You would get a bid accepted and then start negotiating or you could try talking to their agent and not a retard that will then make a movie about his decision

is there a version of this with sound?

check on instagram to see if they're unhappy and want to move

The owner battle is an absolute shitter because it's aired our dirty laundry and one side is in it to squeeze money out of the club. Whoever wins the case will sell anyway, its just that McCabe is more concerned about who the next owner is than the Prince.

The transfer budget was agreed before the court case though and Wilder said he was happy with it. They made it clear they want to augment the core of the squad not replace them like Fulham did.

Jagielka is just for backup and the dressing room, I don't expect he'll start many games. There will be a few signings yet, Robinson is happening and Henderson is a definite. Maupay is getting sacked off because the agent's being a dickhead and Wilder doesn't like that kind of shit around the club. We're looking at Mousset as well but I don't know much about him. Also supposedly Younousse Sankhare from Bordeaux but not certain about that one.

I don't know who other people expect us to sign.

Just like they do in FM

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Still counts as tapping up

Spurs have already told other English clubs like United that he’ll be expensive as fuck so they can’t back down now