/hoc/

shoo
shoo
hockey's not for you

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this is some massive fucking seethe from canada today

cope

>today

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reverse the two actually

Dilate.

finna buy a new glass pipe for my dude lads

Theodore, it's time to lay off of the weed and finally do something with your life.

tets

damn it, Hiro

wtf Hiroshimas website is broken

>end of march
>playing the best team in the league
>right in the thick of a heated playoff race
>leave the arena a quarter empty
never should have given those hillbillies hockey

I stand with canada

Finally.

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i'll at least take this over the endless knights shorks shitflinging of game 7

>got tricked into clicking on /mlb/ because of the slags
>see someone using an Isles anime reaction image in there
The absolute state of Long Island.

NYR have agreed to terms with forward baabo babbo on an entry-level contract.

gaba gagga?

yes because the same person will use a reaction image on two generals.

all i know is that to me
/hoc/ looks like it's lots of fun
open up the reply box
watch out here i come

@TSNBobMcKenzie 7m

Hearing that my nuts in your moms mouth is a done deal, 5 years and 1000000 loads

thought this picture was the incident for a sec

she will only gargle if you promise her a no balls movement clause

The issue is that someone amongst us is unironically following boreball and posting in its general.

that general shall sink. its reached page 6 at points during stretches lol.

Ill take an /mlb/ poster any day of the week over weebs

During their season?
Ghastly.

Apparently they're one in the same.

yeah they have so many shitty chiraqis and hillbillys in their general that nobody posts in it

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that was a good time though

>and hillbillys
From where? Atlanta? Baseball is more of a Rust Belt / Caribbean sport.

explain the appeal of a 6/10 slag's ass taken at a ridiculous angle just because she's wearing a shitty Reebok jersey tucked up and tied in a knot

midwestern faggots and atlanta hillbillys. also terrible tripfaggots

For me, it's only paying attention to the 9s and above.

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USA best #1 friend

fuck the seething leaf

>/mlb/ has consistent gamethreads for every game, even the shit teams
>/cric/ manages average number of gamethreads even for their wacko sport
>/furpuck/ is ~50 retards screeching and samefagging all year
REALLY

MAKES

ME

THINK

its because us 5/5s like real pusy and not cartoon girls

I thought Atlanta had been taken over by Subbans.

wow there is so much room for rent free activities in this anons head

he seethin
he mad
he ding dong diddly worked

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>gamethreads
>they literally are just ciclejerks for the fanbase
ever look at a gamethread for the blackhawks? fuck that

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I don't even watch hockey im here to shitpost

why do boys grow long hair now, zoomers will kill the planet

>poster count didn't increase after this post
wdhmbt?

>he doesn't want to kiss her tummy, lick her bellybutton, and suck on her small, cute, perky tits
get a load of this queer

>randy seething
>leaf seething
>faggot weeb incelander seething over pictures of real girls

yikes, terrible editions of /hoc/ so far today

>*SUV honks in the distance*

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ive never seethed and I will keep saying that. but keep projecting

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do you think he is here now?

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I hope so.

>tfw no goth qt to share casual racism with

pretty sure he isnt an isles fan canada. couldnt name a player on the roster most likely

youtube.com/watch?v=haiY474T5wk
redditcucks SEETHING at the sight of the 5 million dollar man

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t. Lenny from Long Island

you wanna make up imaginary friends like randy again it isnt gonna work

you sound like a pedophile

yeah, he's seethin

thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=W7tZTIZumBI

>slender qts = pedophilia
Not everyone's mind immediately goes there.

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you dont know what seething means

We all know the Long Island poster is a wop call him a wop name

me at the bottom

cope

No one here does.

>Hey guys, Tom Wilson here.. Make sure to do your part in keeping Metro safe. If you see anything out of the ordinary, say something. This includes dirty shitskin ragheads, beaners, darkies, and and those dothead pajeets that you can never tell where they are from. Its up to us keep each other safe. Learn more at DCmetro.com

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Sean from Toronto
Ed from Edmonton
Ted from Akron
Sam from the reservation
Randy from Raleigh
Gary from Hell
K****rs from *********
Gr**** from Gr****

who will be next?

My dick from your moms pussy

John from Jerkville should be youre name

youtube.com/watch?v=8DG-IRGboWo

Sean from Toronto
Ed from Edmonton
Ted from Akron
Sam from the reservation
Randy from Raleigh
Gary from Hell
K****rs from *********
Gr**** from Gr****
My dick from your moms pussy

who will be next?

Imagine being an islanders fan.

Sean from Toronto
Ed from Edmonton
Ted from Akron
Sam from the reservation
Randy from Raleigh
Gary from Hell
K****rs from *********
Gr**** from Gr****
My dick from your moms pussy
John from Jerkville

who will be next?

Drumpf from DC

don’t bother denying it

will from williams lake shows up some times

You guys forgot Doug from Duluth

reported this post to the fbi
minnesota OUT

Sean from Toronto
Ed from Edmonton
Ted from Akron
Sam from the reservation
Randy from Raleigh
Gary from Hell
K****rs from *********
Gr**** from Gr****
My dick from your moms pussy
John from Jerkville
Drumpf from DC
will from williams lake
Doug from Duluth

who will be next?

Imagine not liking adult women with A or B-cups.

enjoy your jailtime you disgusting pedophile

Hello, my name is Theodore and I'd greatly appreciate it if /hoc/ stopped associating my name with that of a certain individual from Akron, Ohio.

Hampus from Helsinki

yes it’s being a pedophile

i cant wait to bully seattle fans into the shadowrealm in a year, lads

WOMEN without a D cup do not exist

>My dick from your moms pussy
wtf this is based

vick from vegas here

i wonder if they will seethe harder than vegass trash

Inmate #1523AG4 from St. Cloud

for me, its DD

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no one can ever seethe harder than you do on a daily basis my fren

Darryl from Detroit here as well

ya seethe?

Sean from Toronto
Ed from Edmonton
Ted from Akron
Sam from the reservation
Randy from Raleigh
Gary from Hell
K****rs from *********
Gr**** from Gr****
My dick from your moms pussy
John from Jerkville
Drumpf from DC
will from williams lake
Doug from Duluth
Hampus from Helsinki
seattle fans from the shadowrealm
vick from vegas
Inmate #1523AG4 from St. Cloud
Milkers from Philly
Darryl from Detroit

who will be next?

i disagree with this

Jimmy from Jersey reporting in

literally my third post today
seek help for your paranoia

Jackie Chan from Vancouver here, ama

its ok lad, live in his head
the rent is cheap

Sean from Toronto
Ed from Edmonton
Ted from Akron
Sam from the reservation
Randy from Raleigh
Gary from Hell
K****rs from *********
Gr**** from Gr****
My dick from your moms pussy
John from Jerkville
Drumpf from DC
will from williams lake
Doug from Duluth
Hampus from Helsinki
seattle fans from the shadowrealm
vick from vegas
Inmate #1523AG4 from St. Cloud
Milkers from Philly
Darryl from Detroit
Jimmy from Jersey
Jackie Chan from Vancouver
user from user's Head

who will be next?

ok

>third post today
>already seething
Not sure what your point here is

this stopped being funny a long time ago

my point is that someone has broken your brain you into thinking everyone is him, and that someone isn't me, and that you should seek help for your mental illness

crappo signed

>rags

Sandeep from San Jose

You forgot Dexter Holland from The Offspring and Taylor Swift from Reading, Pennsylvania.

3 x 3.575 aav,

and davey from a fire inside

Cant forget legendary Donald Fagen from Steely Dan

You now remember 2017 draft

based thomas

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youtube.com/watch?v=5fwGZohSJ9g

yikes

You need to calm down

What the fuck are you on about?

Poo Dork Peelanders

HELLO, MY BABY
HELLO, MY HONEY
HELLO, MY RAGTIME GAL

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based WB frog

Fantastic post

>mild

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Sean from Toronto
Ed from Edmonton
Ted from Akron
Sam from the reservation
Randy from Raleigh
Gary from Hell
K****rs from *********
Gr**** from Gr****
My dick from your moms pussy
John from Jerkville
Drumpf from DC
will from williams lake
Doug from Duluth
Hampus from Helsinki
seattle fans from the shadowrealm
vick from vegas
Inmate #1523AG4 from St. Cloud
Milkers from Philly
Darryl from Detroit
Jimmy from Jersey
Jackie Chan from Vancouver
user from user's Head
Sandeep from San Jose
Dexter Holland from The Offspring
Taylor Swift from Reading, Pennsylvania
davey from a fire inside
Donald Fagen from Steely Dan

who will be next?

Kakko signed before Hughes

Luigi from Long Island

hes already been poorly influenced by subban, simmonds, and hallsy.

Pedro from Phoenix

>debbies

extremely looking forward to bullying xheena from Xheattle into suicide lads

>manlet hughes

Y i K e S

kakka haisee hyvältä :D

what's up why the devils suddenly got so many black people and halls got lips so big he at least got some black in him

Jack jews will get heemd the first game of the season

white trash from yuma

pekka, please do not be racist

New Jersey more like Nig Jersey lmao lmao lmao

/hoc/ is just full of a bunch of influencers.

Want to have an accurate representation of the neighborhood

hughes>kakko
the jew finds a way, the f*nn doesnt

the apache redskin from yuma

So, this is bothering me this week.

I've gone out 3 times with a guy from Tinder. The first time, he dropped me by my house and we made out in his car, I gave him a blowjob (because sometimes you're just in the mood of sucking dick) and call it a night. The second time was the same.

We stopped texting but after almost begging me, we went to see a movie. At the end of the night he was pretty much expecting another blowjob. I told him I was in no mood and he started whining, ''come on, just put it in your mouth for a bit''

He ended up telling me that he only wanted go out with me because I pay half of the tab and because I'm a guaranteed blowjob. Clearly, I'm just a whore to him.

I hate to admit that I ended up giving him head, made me feel a bit guilty and ashamed

thinking about sending ted on a holiday in cambodia

>jews with the last name of hughes

i get it now, theyre going undercover now with traditional last names to infiltrate our minds

that guy's name? kaner, baby

wtf thats my gf

only his mom is jew and he went to a catholic high school

naw, im a trend setter

twitters down cant get to see any possible rumblings or rumors
jack hughes and the half jew

his dad is from australia and his mom is slovakian or something

"Influencers" is what they call those Instagram whores with a lot of followers. Sorry for the confusion.

Sean from Toronto
Ed from Edmonton
Ted from Akron
Sam from the reservation
Randy from Raleigh
Gary from Hell
K****rs from *********
Gr**** from Gr****
My dick from your moms pussy
John from Jerkville
Drumpf from DC
will from williams lake
Doug from Duluth
Hampus from Helsinki
seattle fans from the shadowrealm
vick from vegas
Inmate #1523AG4 from St. Cloud
Milkers from Philly
Darryl from Detroit
Jimmy from Jersey
Jackie Chan from Vancouver
user from user's Head
Sandeep from San Jose
Dexter Holland from The Offspring
Taylor Swift from Reading, Pennsylvania
davey from a fire inside
Donald Fagen from Steely Dan
Luigi from Long Island
Pedro from Phoenix
Xheena from Xheattle
the apache redskin from Yuma

who will be next?

alright enough of this shit it was funny the first time but now its garbage

They are all fucking useless whores living life on easy mode

Hal from Halifax

how quickly we've forgotten the pongs exist

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blame the turbobetas who give them money, they should be gassed to get rid of their income streams

I don't know much, I don't know too much but I know this: SHIT IS FUCKED UP.

so true

Iron Man be sippin' rum, out of Stanley Cups, unflammable

call me a boomer but I blame bush

lay down another verse

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based 4th chamber poster

Big dick Finn from Stockholm poppin in

So, we have to spend the whole summer together. We must behave. No one is to pull pants down or anything else silly stuff.

I keep thinking I should quit this place and I've been back less than a month.

Have you breathing through a mask, like Bane, or maybe Tuukka Rask

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*pants you and then shoves your head in the toilet*

uncalled for user

i leave for a few weeks and angry faggots think i am someone whos been trolling them the whole time
this place never changes

Just woke up

Why did you guys get jack for his bat mitvzah

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typical american bully.

Based

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It's punishment from Yahwe. They could have got superkaapo but got whiny little jew instead.

the only accomplishment for the ted collective in their franchise history lmao

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Québec, Canada won it last in 1990.

I think I'll go to the library and get some books.

>standings

Remember to bring them back on time.

what's your favorite genre?

what are the power rankings projections for next season

I tend to prefer non-fiction.

Ristolainen for bulju

Imagine going 62-20 and GETTING SWEPT BY A TEAM WHOS NEVER WON A PLAYOFF SEREIS

>trading for finnoswedes

What a blunder that would be.

Neighbors truck thats playing Nickleback 100yds away is beating his wife, lads

>go all in
>can only win one series

Risto for RNH please

very based

can't believe a truck would do this

>be predicted to sweep almost everyone
>get swept in first round
Bigger embarrassment

Serves her right... she married a truck.

>tampon
>choking
Only casuals were surprised.

COPE harder standings fag

blots at least are able to retain their core and not lose everyone because of how garbage they are as a market lmao. plus the blots are gonna be fucking PISSED next season and hunger the cup even more

cope

Cope

im not the standings fag, but the teds should be laughed at because they failed to win the cup after they specifically went all in, and lost all their players that made them "big" for the most part

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>jackets lost their core
They really haven’t, their core was built three years ago and hasn’t changed with the exception of three pieces

>today, I will remind them
youtube.com/watch?v=SZ_BB9sxyS4

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>standings

>*ahem*

Casual.

they lost their goalie and best two scorers. sure the teds still have atkinson and foligno and texier and werenski, but they will be a bottom team next season

Looks like the retard train has left the station. Gonna go vacuum.

They are projected to get 93

SHANT sign on to any LOSER namefag list

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Points

projected doesnt mean final.

t. Shane from Shantsville

Final will probably be higher or lower depending on goalie but not the offense or defense

Are you back again? Didn't you fuckoff AHEM STANDINGS? Did you think you were forgotten?

You know what they say about pointing fingers, right?

>putting any stock whatsoever in pre-season points projections
holy fucking yikes

yikesening and the cringer

no im not the standings faggot.

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>standings

You had to be there, lad.
Newfags like you wouldn't get it.

based

Does this count as OC?

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> thread sucks
> no tripfags / namefags to derail this forced meme
S-save us k*ppers

And your disdain towards the Teds is because of? Their remarkable number of first round exits prior to sweeping the "unstoppable" blots? Enjoy another first round exit and cap hell. Also
>anime poster

Just get a pubsub, that'll cheer you up.

I like Taylor Swift's "Wildest Dreams" video because there are no black people in it.

I live in Duluth. We have like three sandwich shops but I just ate rosemary chicken from the co-op

>Tampa Bay Static Electricity

holy yikes

not disdain of the teds, but im stating the truth because you lost key pieces that were meant to bolster goal scoring and your goaltending. the blots core is still there and they know they need to fix their shit after last season

>I live in Duluth.
I had to look this up.

Whats up, Doug?

>Chicago Redskinned Helicopters
not digging this rebranding, fellas

oh i get it, lad. i get how cringe it is

Maybe redd*t would be more your speed.

ironic, i was thinking the same about you

chekked

/hoc/ is it worth driving two hours to fuck a fat emo bipolar chick I met on tinder?

>1967

have sex

pics

Jesus, user. Fuck no. Have some goddamned standards.

make her meet you halfway then you two can slam into each other's cars

>leave /hoc/ for a week
>that faggot standings user is back
this place is a dumpster of continual disappointment

watching a movie

>driving two hours to only regret it

user I think you need to talk to a therapist

That's why you should never expect anything from it.

don't touch me

>leave /hoc/ for a week
oh boy do i envy you

Yeah but she seems like a good fuck. I'm not gonna stick around after nutting
This works too

Hey, Jenya.
:3

jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~~~

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Here's what it's like to be an American hockey fan:

Imagine you're in Japan, and you're watching a Japan-based basketball game. Every single player on the basketball court is black, very black, and clearly from Africa. Wide noses, big lips, long dreadlocks. All of them.
They hit long 3's, do 360 dunks and generally light it up and put on a show.
The Japanese man beside you says "Ha! See? I told you that the Japanese were amazing basketball players!"

You think to yourself "The players in the game are clearly not Japanese, and yet this man pretends that they are because they're being paid to play in Japan. He actually believes that Africans playing basketball in Japan makes Japan good at basketball."

and now you understand what it's like to be an American "hockey fan" who cheers for "American" teams and believes that it's an "American win" when St. Louis wins the Stanley Cup.

is going whaling/chubby chasing/pigging/etc, hoc-approved?

26 years and counting

>Yeah but she seems like a good fuck
Never stick your dick in crazy.
Never.

If you still need help convincing yourself not to, jerk off once, then think about it again.

This is what it's like to be a leaf hockey fan: 1993

Absolutely not.

i was born in 1993

Only if you post pics

Crazy are the best fucks you virgin

balls rather moist rn

Anything other than vanilla sex with a single partner within a committed, monogamous relationship is degenerate, and is not /hoc/-approved. But fucking fatties is extra degenerate.

no, having sex with fatties is acknowledging their right to be fat

worked

And this is why Finns are the best. Best pesäpallo players are Finnish and best hockey players , like Chris Pronger, are Finnish.

Fuck off boring cuck. I fuck your girl on a nightly basis because you're so boring

Same.
In my time, I've even seen >my team win a Stanley Cup. But never a Canadian team.

cringe

how do you feel about life in general

I was 2

Graduate middle school first.

>fucking 3dpd """girls"""
The ultimate degeneracy

Generally quite happy, fairly optimistic, but kind of lost at the same time.

You are correct. Being unable to satisfy a woman is cringe
I'm not from Edmonton

sounds like me 3 years ago

>I'm not from Edmonton
Weird of you to bring that up out of nowhere.
Especially when you post just like Ed.

>superkakko
>not the next bulju

was wondering if /hoc/ wants to go to ComicCon. I'll dress up as Bulju

if you re in texas purple martins (species of bird) will begin their annual gathering in the tens of thousands for nesting. go see it!

It wasn"t weird, becuase edmongolians dont graduate middle school. You'd know that, but apparently you haven't made it past middle school either. You'd also know it if you had spent more than a day on /hoc/.

>the purple martin is the largest North American swallow

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Look at this bird nerd. Only thing birds are good for is blasting with shot.

Yeah, definitely Ed on a proxy.

>admitting defeat
>everyone who thinks I'm dumb is ed
By your own logic, hello Ed.

Nice try, Ed.

Why are we talking to ourselves ed?

gonna make myself some breakfast

they help with insect control and you get to see them before they begin their trek to the amazon basin!

Nothing a good ol pesticide wont solve

But pesticides work up the food chain, if we want to see purple martin flocks in the future we should be more conscious of our pest extermination methods

Who wants to see more annoying ass birds

I like birds because I dont live in sunbelt shitholes that dont have nature

youtu.be/PZoaKzEXzi8
>you are composed of trillions and trillions of cells
>giant "stentors" visible to the naked eye are literally just one big cell, and eat small animals with thousands of cells

Birbs are cute and elite
t. many birbfeeders in yard

You nigger, birds literally come to sunbelt for winter. Killyourself.

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Gonna go vacuum the stairs now with the hand vac.

>he doesn't know about the Mississippi Corridor
Birds love it here faggot. And most of the south is rural

>sunbelt doesnt have nature
You what now, retard?
Based mississippi

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Most canadians would actually identify with the "sunbelt" more than the American sunbelt desu.
Traditional values
Hate niggers
Rural
Nature

you can also vac my dick with your hand

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>the sunbelt more than the american *snowbelt*

I dont take states below the mason-dixon line seriously. Sorry lads

I don't see any birds in that picture.

>missing out on the best part of America for the worst
Yikes

To each their own

Nice trips.

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You can find pictures of birds in fields anywhere, lad

Taylor Swift fucked off from the sunbelt years ago.

that over capacity crowd must have been loving every single second

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>le canes hater is a tedfaggot
shocker

This is specifically is along the mississippi river.

>libcuck mass media shill that appeals to the least common denominator goes and lives in LA
Color me surprised

New York, actually.

you need to calm down lad

>sunbelt homos are also /pol/tards

color me surprised

t. hocmeems

>acknowledging it
That's a great way to get him to stop.

What are we arguing over today?

The Mississippi Corridor, but I'm sure you already knew that.

who said anything about the carolina hurricanes?

Birds and their favored environments

Based Ed playing dumb again.

rent free

Mississippi is pretty based. Niggers are nice and contained too.
Mississippi has great birds

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who are you talking to?

Clearly, nobody knows what this phrase means anymore.

and yet some user is living in your psyche right now

rent free

There is no Ed, randy. Stop trying to fit in and fuck off

>got 'em to respond again
heh heh
rent free, leafs

There is no Randy, Doug. Never was.

>muh /pol/ boogyman
get lost redditors

honestly i collect so many (You)s from this place, i feel quite comfortable handing them out like charity

theres no randy either but you fuckers keep forcing it

>the cocksucker that ruined every thread for the entire season isn’t real

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Got some extra (you)s laying around I found, gonna go to Mcdonalds, you lads want anything?

there is definitely a randy
all it takes is a derisive comment about the hurricanes and he appears

far away in this land you must go out of the sight of the one, the punishment brought from his hand, a hardship that no one should know

>94163069
sounds like cope to me

go away Steve

here user, have another on me :)

Is he paying you rent, at least?

>every thread was ruined because of a carolina poster
i could say the same for vegas but thats harsh to the large fanbase of knightz fans here :)

yeah he is, but unfortunately with the currency conversion its not particularly profitable

I'll take things that didn't happen for 500, Alex.

we literally run this board

Xheattle Dickgirls poster > go knights poster > retarded randycanes sunbelt cumchugger

Hand vac died halfway through doing the stairs. Am charging it now.

into the ground

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Let us know when it’s ready to go again m8

Thinking about going to see a game in Vegas this year

t. Vic with the Vacuum

About to make some chocolate chip cookies.

who the fuck takes 30 minutes to vacuum stairs

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It's Max.

vic from victoria with a vacuum

he was probably using max power like a dunce

vegas is a shithole, do yourself a favour and go to literally any other NHL city

Vic does, apparently.

Leaf houses are know for having large amounts of stairs it’s what makes them gay

I don't do things right after I post them. I have to see if I get any replies first.

Which NHL player has the smallest cock?
I bet it's marchand.

it's true, i work with deliveries and house design here is fucking horrendous

Yeah but it's cheap and >my team is playing when I can go

Lads if I heem randy will you promise to chant YOU DESERVE IT

Just fired up the john deere

go to nashville or arizona

into your moms pusy

HE DESERVES IT
*clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*

damn that is a sexy jersey

>3-1
>3-0
>4 minutes - 4 goals

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matt murray

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Already in Nashville lad

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its gaudy af

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you guys wanna come over and break in my new pool? i got cold beers :D

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most kino moment in sharks history
probably will be for some time as well I imagine since they won't be winning any cups lmfao

almost as kino as when >we scored like 3 five-on-three goals against them in the conference finals

>the greatest moment in >shorks history was a bad call

do people play NHL games still?

I rank it highly

just go to a home game
vegass is a dump full of crackwhores
already coming over to break in your wife

for me, it's the 6ix

>vgk_138

>living in a place with no natural water
Why?
You can't expect such a franchise to produce its own greatest moments.

fine choice lad

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islelers still boiling lmfao

Drawing a blank lad, when was this?

the colorado river runs through yuma...

fuck how to delete a post

Toronto has some pretty ugly girls 2bh.

looking good mate

check box next to post then click delete on bottom right

for me, it's Scarborough, Etobicoke, York, North York, East York, and Toronto

quads confirm

youtube.com/watch?v=JZMY4gyXAhU

thanks

That was a strong looking load, lad

i should expand the collection some more

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Thanks friend

Can't wait to check it out in the archive

what an absolute unit

my dong just expanded

fucking WHALE

And it's not just because of all the minorities.

I didn't know that she could beach herself hundreds of miles inland.

It doesn’t help. For me, I prefer it when people are white

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>this is the face of /hoc/

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this is a man

turn off the proxy jurinder

yeah randy's pants must be quite uncomfortable right now

The face kinda reminds me of my aunt.

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reported

Even better

For me, it's the Wings

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Bulju

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For me, it’s running out of butts then remembering you have a full pack in the car

yes hello i am here to seethe

>not pic related

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classic golden showers "fan"

wrong place, this is /hoc/ - beaver enthusiasm and radon awareness

for me, its getting no matches on tinder/bumble no matter how many times I swipe right

I'm sure there must be some decent looking people in Toronto given the population but I haven't seen them.

Oh honey just bee yourself

try being more attractive

might make a turkey sandwich

imagine being this gay

>he thinks birds are real

Chicks are just hotter in Winnipeg.

based

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>being attracted to she-Sams
grim stuff here lads

Announcing a report is a bannnable offense user :^)

My employment counsellor is probably hotter than any of Jets slags I've seen posted.

>she-sams
sam is a gender neutral term friend

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does /hoc/ know that women exist between the extremes of 12-Year-Old-Boy and Definitely-A-Man?

ya like youre moms pusy

sam is a girls name

Like Dickgirls?

what's the story behind this?

>sam is a girls name

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why is finland so disgusting

youtube.com/watch?v=r9-42mu1D9Y&list=RDnxN-wN0LW3o&index=12

>what is the name Samantha

kane was like "hey bro, good to see you" and big buff was like "suck my dick faggot"

samuel is a biblical name my son, samantha is paying tribute to that

Fingered a girl named Sam second semester of my sophomore year lads

Kane is acting like a nig and Dustin Buflyujugeen hates him for that

LOL k

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Hi Latvia :3

just got home

hi fren

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god i wish that was me

business idea: delete september

>larping that the current Winnipeg Jets have a tradition
um no sweaty, Arizona has the tradition

Subban is a ______

that’s what my kitty looked like when she was a baby now she’s old and crotchety

CPHL is back this year. the same league with patrick kane, alex debrincat, riley sheahan etc.. and this year it also has a womens division with NCAA III and USHS players. just check the website for when the games are on. they also get archived in case you missed them. AIHL is on friday

chicagoprohockeyleague.com/

good guy and a good hockey player

thinking about ending it all

:)

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nice young man

Based

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>Tavares nowhere to be found
supremely based

perfect ambassador for the sport of hockey

only incels say he's overrated

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Just called Akron PD to file a report about someone driving and smoking, its a hazard to other drivers on the road

I’m not driving lol

you should also let them know he's exposing himself in public to others

Please call them lol

DUDE

/hoc/ please help my nephew literally won't stop doing The Floss and stays up past his bedtime to play Fortnite with some Finnish creep

Is this the worst off season ever? None of these old ass fucks are getting signed.

the keys are clearly in the ignition

Car is not turned on
I have keys in ignition to listen to music the battery is being used

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What does /hoc/ think of my haiku?

Hey you're a riddle

I say as I move aside

(Like I really need your advice)

But you won't leave it alone

Little men try but don't get a lot done

Living in sin doesn't move me either way

I get a feeling you're so vague

Like I said before

LIttle men come when anything goes

CHORUS

When the rain comes I sit home and pray

Make it all numb

I wish it all away

All I really need is just somewhere to hide away

Kick him when he's down

Here alone I'll put up and fight

Kick him when he's down

Beat me all the way I'll take it all night

Kick him when he's down

[ Kick Him When He's Down lyrics found on completealbumlyrics.com ]

Hey, don't worry, I'll get along home alright

Hey, everybody's supposed to be the same

So how come they're so lame?

It's like taking a fall

Keep on running back into that wall

Awake in a dream, get up and go to work

But I'm feeling like such a jerk

Like I said before

Little men come when everything goes

CHORUS

Hey, you're a riddle I say as I move aside

(Like I really need your advice)

But you won't leave it alone

Little men try but don't get a lot done

Living in sin doesn't move me either way

I get a feeling you're so vague

Like I said before

Little men come when anything goes

CHORUS

doesnt matter, the cops consider that driving.

Keys in ignition is still grounds for an impaired driving charge, regardless if the car is not on.

based zoomy zoomer

Took mine from a shelter when she was already 2 years old. She's 12 now and looks as beautiful as when I've first seen her

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whoa there dickens

Mini Soda only has so much cap space to sign boomers with bud

end of thread reminder of a certain player awakening to a tune of 20-30 goals

jason spezza

in the khl

new

based shelter cats. I submitted my paperwork for my cat while some old bitch was playing with him and declared loudly she wanted him. Fuck you he's mine

Marcus Scorensen

>[ Kick Him When He's Down lyrics found on completealbumlyrics.com ]

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fuck sams thread

Great player who never under performs

seethe

vegas should offer sheet methot