In under 3 day's time England will have become the only country on earth to win the 3 major world cups: football, rugby...

france? i cant remember if they won a rugby world cup but i know theyve been in the finals

Nope, they've never won it.

Only England, Aussies, NZ and South Africa have won it. France have managed to lose a record 3 finals though.

oh my! how embarrassing for them

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OVER MY FAAACE SEMPAAAI

Yup

And Engpakis have lost a record 3 Finals in the cricket world cup, so jog on.

T. Seething Scot

For me, it's being the only coveted nation with a cricket and rugby world cup victory.

Yes, but adding the cricket world cup would make it essentially unassailable record wise. Of course the likes of France or Italy will say it doesn't count.

>Most white Golds at the Olympics
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Lay off the Buckfast and maybe you guys can reach a final too.

Hmm...

seething deep fried junkie

>beat Australia to get Rugby WX
>beat NZ to get Cricket WC

Feels like it should be the other way around

France is the Netherlands of the rugby world.

Tbh the fact that Australia has the fittest girls in the world (imo) overrides pretty much all of that. Also Daniel Ricciardo.

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Sadly for Tango he's currently in Albufeira getting the shit kicked out of him by blades on tour

>UK on all the right tits.
Based.

seething

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I'd trade my american citizenship for all that aussie pussy in a heartbeat

we've won the rugby world cup twice and the cricket world cup 5 times so it's no big deal. plus we have aussie rules football while they only have """"""""""association football""""""""""""

so true

>3 major world cups
The second most widely-played sport in the world after football is basketball. And for women's sports, volleyball is probably the most important international sport. So yeah, who gives a shit if Engand wins at rugby and pakipaddle? Try winning a sport played outside your commonwealth

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>Invent your own game so you don't have to compete with anyone
How positively American of you.

lmao this coming from burgerville where they invented their own sports to play alone in the corner

>septics

literally no one gives a fuck about basketball on a professional level outside of america and a couple balkan states mate

to be fair we inveted aussie rules before soccer even existed in its modern form, we just stuck with it because it's better than any other ball sport.

Nice domestic competitions you've got there kek

it's not a sport if everyone who plays it professionally is top 1% in the world in terms of height. simply no skill involved sorry

>Try winning a sport played outside your commonwealth
England has won the soccer and rugby world cup, both of which are played by many countries outside the commonwealth lad.

The brits have the music and sports on lock I'll give them that. But I can't say that there is a single place there I'd legitimately vacation or enjoy for any other reason that wasn't football or music related. Australia imho seems like heaven on earth. (The coastal cities I mean)

Which sport is that?

>be random chinese man
>never heard of basketball in your life
>some yankee doodle shite see's that you're extremely tall
>instantly become one of the best basketball players of all time
KEK is there a more pathetic sport on earth than basketball

HOWLING

Based and mingpilled

besides american football all their sports are british lmao, and american football is derived from a british sport as well
americans are just pathetic

>The brits have the music...on lock
nigga what.

Pesäpallo

American Football is worse for that, Hayne had never played a game until he was 25 and still got signed to the NFL within 2 years

Exactly. American Football is historically based on it. 1880 is when it radically changed.

Historical stuff, museums, shit like that. Only reason to come here. Quaint English villages and so on. There's a reason France is the most popular destination; propaganda making France seem this wonderful land of culture, fresh bread, good cheese and amazing wine. Instead it's full of tourist traps, blacks, pakis, crime, police everywhere and all the landmarks protected by security shit. Not that UK isn't, but there isn't a syndrome named over the disassociation between fact and reality like Paris has.

It's literally just called 'Paris Syndrome'

Uncultured niggas like you make our race look bad asf
>"hnnng check out that new gunna shit bruh"
Ngl tho gunna be dropping some heat but yk what i mean

>ropaganda making France seem this wonderful land of culture, fresh bread, good cheese and amazing wine. Instead it's full of tourist traps, blacks, pakis, crime, police everywhere and all the landmarks protected by security shit
So so so true. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

We're good at stuff but we're also really fucking bad at stuff too.
It's the balance.
We used to rule the world, now we're just good at the occasional thing.

Still proud to be English though.
youtu.be/akbzRuZmqVM

Crazy how i was literally talking about this last night with a friend. The absolute state of paris is appalling and my girl is talking about wanting to go there and "see the sights". Half tempted to go there and show her how shit it really is

yeah i cannot fathom wanting to go to paris. most of it looks like a third world shit hole and the """""""nice""""""" places are so fucking crowded with revolting tourists that it'd completely ruin any possible good experience you might have.
quite literally just a generic cosmopolitan shithole.

Chinese commies intentionally bred him on their own. Had nothing to do with Americans

Yeah where else do they play rugby, France? Basketball is played in pretty much every Euro country besides UK, in addition to South America and Asia and parts of Africa. It's the premier indoor team sport in the world.

Pic related. More important globally then cricket or rugby

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He never actually played in a real game.

Basketball, Cricket, Rugby whatever.. they're all utterly and completely irrelevant on a global scale.
The only sport that is truly global is football.

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>NBA players country of origin
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
mate you're actually going to tell me australia cares about basketball based on this. basketball literally isn't even a top 10 sport here, no one could name a single basketball player nor would anyone even know that we have a player in the NBA.
All this shows is that american athletes are so pathetic that anyone from the world can pick up a basketball in a country with no development leagues and make it to the NBA. You should be embarrassed posting that.

>Yeah where else do they play rugby, France?
it's massive in argentina and japan. Whereas the only countries that actually watch and care about basketball are america, america's hat, and some balkan shitholes.

Dislike wogball

also true.

Wouldn't mind going down under with them wahey!

>actually shilling apehoop unironically to foreigners
1. Have sex.
2. Have sex.
And 3. And I CANNOT stress this enough. Have. Sex.

We have an american, canadian, irishman, frenchmen, and a kiwi in the australian football league. Going to paint all those countries red on a map to show that countries outside of australia love aussie rules

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Just post this image the next time you want to trigger the English

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yeah five countries vs 40 countries, same thing
almost all of those players, aside from some Africans, played in professional leagues in their home countries before they played in the NBA

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why? Why does it trigger us? It's not the first time USA has taken a British show and failed to make it work and it won't be the last. Vice a versa also applies.

>world cup
nobody plays rugby or cricket you faggits

>played in professional leagues in their home countries before they played in the NBA
Right, so we'll use your metric, then. if this is all it takes then 104 countries play cricket (including canada and america). In other words it's far more popular than cricket still kek.

>an american inbetweeners
didnt even know it existed an certainly havent watched it but i can already picture how cringe and terrible it'd be.

Lmao Aussies seething here.

We saved you from Japanese occupation but then you went and became a none white nation anyway. Sad!

i heard AFL is scouting american kids that played D1 college and weren't drafted or washed out of the NFL in a couple years.

Sometimes I wish that we never even won our independence because of people like you.

Lose vpn

>football
never won a superbowl

>get comprehensively blown the fuck out in his own argument
>immediately resorts to calling the other poster non-white
>this despite australia still being 93% white while america is literally 56% white

someone has to snag them up before the NBA does

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yeah i wanted to say soccer but i was hoping to trigger euros instead
but apparently yanks took greater offence to cricket and rugby being called global sports than euros. guess they're way more insecure.

Lmao mate it's not a vpn but lose your virginity and we'll talk.

>they tried to do the 'Bus Wanker' scene
>had to find an alternative to 'Wanker'
I think they used faggot. I've not watched it either.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_television_series_based_on_British_television_series

Here is a list. Red Dwarf was nearly word for word copied and didn't get past the pilot. Porridge (which was called On The Rocks in USA) had the same writers as UK one and lasted a few seasons; but it didn't work for one reason... no Ronnie Barker. You can have well written shows and good jokes but if you don't have a masterful actor, it'll suck. You can have a masterful actor but if you don't have well written shows and good jokes it'll suck. People forget how utterly amazing Ronnie Barker was. I have no idea why the BBC and UK in general decided political correctness was more important than writing good comedy. We'll never get anything like Only Fools And Horses now, if you buy the DVD's, they're all censored now (Chinky, Paki etc all removed). I thankfully have the DVD collection without the censoring.

Bet you voted for Clinton cuck.

I mean they are more global than anything else probably just as global as soccer

>Try winning a sport played outside your commonwealth
Considering how big the commonwealth is and how many people are in it you can't exactly use this argument lmao. Especially coming from a y*nk

We beat you at your own sport recently. Face the facts we are better.

>no idea why they chose PC over good comedy
Deep down you know why

it was bus turds

>le women's football maymay
sad!

Nah bud. Zoomer vibes. I don't even drive lmaooo. I have my white gf drive me around after I'm done pumping her full of my negroid seed. But stay seething gramps.

KEK thats even worse than faggots
what the fuck is wrong with yanks

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My mom did thoooooo lmao

>an bong larping as a negroid american
to what end?

assuming you're the dude who said rugby was huge in japan... japan's domestic rugby league had an average attendance of 4900 per match, while Australia's dometic basketball league had an average attendance of 6000. The basketball Euroleague meanwhile (pic related) has an attendance of 8400.

Basketball is 100% a more important international sport than rugby and anyone who says otherwise is a dipshit.

aside from indians and anzac, commonwealth is literal who countries. itd be the same as me saying baseball is globally popular because latinos, canadians, and japs play it. which i won't.

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cringe

>get BTFO
>brings up skin colour

I'm as black as they come nigga

>domestic
Rugby is played internationally, mate. Domestic rugby is development league and not commercialised. nternational games there are enormous
>A record 25 million Japanese stayed up late to watch their team demolish Samoa in their third game of the Rugby World Cup, in the latest demonstration of the country’s newfound love of the sport.
theguardian.com/sport/2015/oct/06/japans-rugby-world-cup-success-breaks-world-tv-viewing-record
Last year a neutral game between Australia and New Zealand had 43k people in attendance
english.kyodonews.net/news/2018/10/fa13a871f4c3-rugby-japan-special-venue-for-world-cup-all-blacks-captain-says.html

They're even hosting this year's world cup.
It's clear you don't know what you're talking about mate. This is just embarrassing right now.

>sport is relevant in a country because they have a league
um sweetie pretty much every first world country has a league for every sport

foxsports.com.au/basketball/nba/australian-boomers-to-play-team-usa-in-exhibition-games-at-melbournes-etihad-stadium-prior-to-2019-fiba-world-cup/news-story/8828a2b8f87e2abda09fb4891b9b98e7

You're about to have a 50k attendance international basketball match too. For a friendly.

no where in this article did it mention expected crowd attendance, and i literally have never heard of this match until now. really goes to show how irrelevant basektball is here.
also
>ignoring the fact that you just got absolutely decimated by the truthnukes in my posts
think we're done here. I've clearly proven you wrong.
i look forward to your furious reply filled with mental gymnastics and goalpost shifting which i wont be reading.

England invented all three of those sports, though. If anything, that’s more impressive than winning them once each.

Smaller than rugby attendances in the PooSA mate
stats.espnscrum.com/scrum/rugby/records/team/highest_attendance.html?id=11;type=team

>Major
Literally nobody outside of the Commonwealth gives a shit about rugby or cricket

Cricket yes but Rugby is popular in countries outside the commonwealth. France, Argentina and Japan all have good teams for example, Japan are even hosting the World cup this year

>Most male Golds at the Olympics
>Most white Golds at the Olympics
kek, even better than per capita

Commonwealth is pretty big tbf.

Do you realise that the common wealth is almost half the planet lad? Also rugby is popular outside of the commonwealth

this is actually a solid find m8. had no idea that happened. I'm guessing its hipsters wanting to see >muh haka. also kek at the usa getting btfo almost every match.

>The second most widely-played sport in the world after football is basketball
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Rugby 7s is popular in parts of the usa because the usa is really good at it (pacey negros) so probably a lot of casuals from that. Also usa is so big that even a fringe sport can get big crowds.

Literally had at least 3 players win the Superbowl, try again Deshaun

You seem to be handling their success poorly. Care to answer the question presented in the OP and explain why?

That's irrelevant when over one billion Indians are included

There are literally dozens of countries in the commonwealth mate. Might i suggest you open a book?

>think we're done here. I've clearly proven you wrong.
>i look forward to your furious reply filled with mental gymnastics and goalpost shifting which i wont be reading.

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It wasn't Jews, that's for sure. Because otherwise it would have happened earlier. Come Fly With Me was in like 2007 and it'll never get done now. Or Little Britain.

Commonwealth is over 50 countries, friendo. There is around 250 in the world. That's nearly 25% of the planet. In terms of population, it's like 1/3rd. There are also a dozen nations not in the Commonwealth who can be.

BASED mattposting

It's twitters fault

ITS

why is Spain so strong?

ITS

cricket is only huge in england, india, palkistan and australia though, no?

COMING

what are the gaelic games

Irish people don't give a fuck about world sports, they just watch hurling.

South Africa and Carribean too.

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Bruh...we already own the Footy WC, the Basketball WC and a Golden Medal, and the Davis Cup in Tennis.

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nobody gives a shit about rugby, even in the countries where its supposedly popular nobody gives a fuck

and cricket is popular in india... gross

UK (especially Wales)
Ireland
France
Italy
Argentina
South Africa
Japan
Australia
New Zealand

Rugby is huge in these places.

Can the average Brit even name some current famous rugby or cricket players?

Rugby is cool.
tfw we (ARG) have hopes to reach at least the semis this WC, but Wales is looking brutal, Ireland is playing well again, England is ridiculously decent, and the southern hemisphere is always buffed as fuck.

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How popular is it really? Can the average person there even name some players?

3rd sport imho, behind footy and basketball...maybe Tennis is as popular.
Nah, it is still a niche sport, but more and more kids are playing since UAR (argie rugby union) is pretty decent at spreading the sport by channeling money towards the smaller clubs.

No one brings up solo sports in these rankings.

Wonder if tennis and golf would be more popular than rugby and cricket in UK?

how does won win 'golf' and 'tennis'?

I will respect bongs the day they win a handball world cup

they're not
they buffed because they're on free tv but the only time anyone cares about tennis or golf is during the open/wimbledon or if we have a good player
also golf isn't a sport

What's the top 5 in UK, both team/solo sports?

Can we please quarantine Londoners off from the rest of the country?

the reality is that football dominates and most other sports are niche or event-based

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It does everywhere really. Let's me real it's the only global sport in the world and I say that as a mutt.

Yes

New Zealand

new zealand, south africa, sri lanka, afghanistan, the caribbean, zimbabwe (but the country is too fucked to have any cricket infrastructure), nepal. growing in UAE, scotland, wales and ireland now as well but not huge by any means there.

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>Counting trophies from 1966

>counting trophies from pre-var/drs/tmo era

>won tennis

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>cricket
>rugby
>major world cups
pick 0 senpai

t. furious that you are trash at both

Why is the American trying to act like Rugby is a niche sport in the UK? I've watched the 6 nations and I've never seen a game that wasn't sold out between the home nations and France (Italy is a meme).
The English Cricket Board would stab a baby to death for the type of attendance Rugby gets. Sure it isn't as popular as Football but nothing is

they're insecure. same with europoors who say rugby / cricket is not a relevant sport.
nothing is on the level of soccer, but then again no other sport is close to rugby or cricket's popularity either

Reminder that Bangladesh, India, and Pakistan are at the top of list of worst sporting nations, if they are some of the top nations in your sport it doesn't count as a major sport.

cope

Multiple NFL games sell out in England every single year... not a good argument.

>rugby

LMAO

I'm honestly amazed at how retarded you are

come back when an NFL game gets 10 a tv audience of 10 million in England lad

Laughing at this brain-dead mong's attempt at bants lads

Hardly anyone follows cricket in Australia any more these days since they started televising the badminton.

Literally nobody cares. I couldn't name single player or club from either sport, and that's unironically the truth. You're living in an irrelevant bubble.

>dozens of countries and literally billions of people follow both sports
>I couldn't name single player or club from either sport
>You're living in an irrelevant bubble.
have you considered that it might be the other way around lad?

How many of those "people" are white?

Based fred

unironically would say rugby is the second most popular white person sport behind soccer obviously. soccer has all of europe while rugby has the UK, france, italy, georgia, australia, new zealand, white south africa and japan who are honorary aryan friends.

You forgot Argentina, the whitest country of all

I couldn't name a single current player for Basketball or American Football and the past players I do know are from films or being murderers like OJ but I wont pretend they aren't popular.