/cric/ AUSTRALIA v ENGLAND GAMETHREAD #8

you want to sacrifice a couple of shitters to get the feel of the pitch before the quality arrives

The state of Straya

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>6.92 REQ: 2.23
It's okay Australia, it's just cricket. It's not a big deal.

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>tfw chink

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You want a good batsman to soften up the ball and take the brunt of bowling if they decide to come out in force. It's why you may not always just put your best batsman first, you might want just a safe pair of hands.

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So true

love gardening australia

To all the Aussie cucks saying shit like "See you at the Finals, Kiwibros" please suck a gigantic cock

Australia losing means that the Cricket World Cup will have three different winners in a row

Thats...pretty badass

2 runs an over now lads

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My state is Queensland what is yours m8

as a lifelong australian cricket fan, today's result really hurts. I just want to see us hoist the cup again

We need to start Phillip Hughsing them

>No cricket watching gf
Why live

God dammit I want to fuck this whore so bad.

More like chlopee shitly

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The chad Morgan
The virgin Root

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>being proud of queensland
yikes... spotted a racist...

>tfw Kiwi in Aus

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>1
>1
>1

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kind of wish we had won that haha

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Making me sad seeing this, remember that episode when he ran away from home

i see
how often do they change the ball?

Let’s be honest. England got lucky today! New Zealand will be a real test.

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Business idea: bowl a few beamers.

In the final will Australia be supporting their father (Eng) or their son (NZ) ?

COME THE FUCK ON

Pretty sure 20% of your population is here and we only hate darkies

Hoisting yourself onto England's cock should suffice for now

>New Zealand victory guaranteed
>NZ: World Cup Champions
Bet none of you thought it'd come to this.

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we are their sister (male)

Rain, so they can both share the trophy

AAAHH

could do a bit better there finchy have a dive

fuck off dick

NZ are our retarded little brother. We love beating them up but we would support them over anyone else

NZ likely

Looking forward to another teary press conference

What if we sacrifice behrendorf and he bowls beamers to give every english batsman a broken fucking arm

so true

if england win the world cup, they will become the first nation on earth to have won a world cup in soccer, cricket and rugby union

Rejection email lad here (doubt anyone will remember) . Got an interview next week :)

Just glad they don't do that meme dance before the game

i went to queensland once, shant ever be going back

thinking about the national game, looking forward to seeing West Cucks getting btfo at home tomorrow

where the fuck are these returned indian tickets on the icc website

been sold out all day

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england

POO GF!

No country has ever won the soccer world cup.

Not happening.

HNGGGG at that THIC girl dancing

>Cricket world cup and Rugby world cup victories in the same year

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Aussies should never play this sport again

Stressing out here, so nervous

Not subtle enough.
Roy and Bairstow might seem like good openers, but the review debacle shows they'll crumble under the pressure of the NZ pace attack.
That's how he wrote.

Don't care, shall be watching the Wimbledon final. Fuck this "spoort"

Never won a World Series or FIBA World Cup though

reckon australia is cooked here lads, ngl

england because i tihnk it'd be better for cricket there, but i dont care. i'll just shitpost which ever team is losing lmao

My wife's son

I remember. Congratulations lad. And good luck.

What's the cricket equivalent of IT'S COMING HOME?

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Didn't France win just the other day?

Didn’t the England women get BTFO lol

Get your arses ready.
We're going in dry.

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Based

Same but for england

momihetyb

They're going to walk to the premiership lad, sadly. Everyone else is mentally or physically cooked.

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>if england win the world cup

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anyone have a webm of the Roy chimpout

where abouts in palmy lad, wanna meet at shooters and kiss?

I feel like Phil Taylor, Barney and the other darts boys would make great bowlers if they really buckled down and lost a bit of weight.

Thanks leaf lad

>rugby union
just say rugby m8
only faggot aussies and yorkshiremen care about the other bastard version

England 7/19 off the next 4 overs
Screen shot this post

Morgan going super sayian

What's more likely?
>England winning the world cup
>An Australian from /cric/ getting laid at all this year

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UP THE RA MORGAN

many years ago some fat old cunt bus driver tried to kick me off her bus for having my fush and chups because it "stinks up the whole bus" i said nah and she called the cops and the cop gave me a ride, shared with him a few of my chups

1 run an over lads

>ENGLanD CaN'T ChAse lOW scORes

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Looks like a par 450 pitch

>england require 32 runs with 135 balls remaining
more humiliating than india's loss yesterday tbqh famalam

Looking tight brehs

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>talking shit about yorkshire on the cricket general

dreadlock holiday obv

let's get it to number one LADS

27 runs from 22 overs, i think oz have got this in the bag lads

Peegles
Shitney
Hawkroaches
Essendone
poos
Dhizlong
Bitchmond
smellsdone
Gayer Worser Shitney

And yet they've never won the Rugby League World Cup or the Australian Football International Cup

I love eating chups out on my dick
My kids love coming onto my dick and after they leave me and my wife have six.

Would fully back that. Can we get it trending.

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you can be a neutral and still hate aus right?

this is just a fucking bumhole violation isn't it lads

not even close. could have chased north of 280 I reckon

>mfw just blocked all the wikipedia donation request popups with ublock

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I DONT LIKE CRICKET

>18 runs

>Rugby League World Cup
Great Britain has though
THRICE

won the RL WC 3 times as GB which was probably 100% englishmen tbf

It certainly looks to be quite a comprehensive victory on the cards.

>Australian Football International Cup
Literally what

No one cares about GayFL

Aus and India were the bad guys
Both vanquished

what you got against austria mate?

Not sure Australia are gonna win this one guys, could be close

>mfw

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nobody cares about either of those meme sports

wrap this up before the rain i don't want cuckworth poois to come into play

400 from this position would be extremely likely

>maiden over
Aussies need another 20 lads

DLS par score was 95 for 25 overs lel
England was at 196 at that point

cor

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Lads I'm scared. I don't think we can do it.

As part of GB (which is basically England to the rest of the world anyway)
>Won Baseball World Cup
>Won Ice Hockey World Championship
>Won Rugby League World Cup

Will any aussie players or coaches be on the chopping bloke after this loss?

think it's fair to say aus just totally fucked up their 1st innings at this point and would probably have needed 270+ to make a game of it
but to be fair, very tough to do that when your top order get blown out for fuck all

Imagine getting bowled out for a mere 221.

If our best League players played Union, we'd have at least 5 RUWCs.

I dont believe it

Busting for a piss, but can’t be fucked getting up tbqh.

reminder that an english team has NEVER won the AFL premiership

Hope we do some swag 6s

POWERAID HYDRATION BREAK

why is cricket so embarassing

There is only one dot that separates your flag from the French flag.

Your country can never talk tough

89 for 25 overs*

Is it, dare I say, coming home?

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Hydration is important lad

has an englishman? are there any english players playing in the afl? not baiting but i had never heard of the sport before i started browsing Yea Forums

I don’t like cricket
Oh no
I hate it

Memeswell is done I reckon

About 5 players will go

probably one who was born in england and moved here when they were young id imagine

I LOVE IT

hard cope lol

>E. Morgan
imagine getting a maiden now

please say someone still has the gif of the gatorade car driving on to the field in aus

New fan here.. it says England need 27 runs from 21 overs? What's that mean? Can they do it? Is it close?

Could hit 1 run an over and still win, try harder next time australia

Howzat > Dreadlock Holiday

its really tight
honestly i reckon england can't do it

Call it the poweraid dehydration break lad, it'll inspire you

Reckon Australia would be in with a shot here if Dhoni was batting.

Business idea, rearrange the ashes test venues as follows:
>Edgbaston
>Edgbaston again
>Notsabgde
>just for a change, Edgbaston
>and back to good old Edgbaston for the final test

Meana they cant lose they have to get 27 runs from 126 balls

On a knife edge m8, Australia very slight favourites

just had a quick google and seems like mostly irish and americans

They need to score 27 runs by hitting it over the boundary 21 times.

Morgan needs to fuck off now

>22 runs with 124 balls remaining
dont stress bro

>need 26 off 20.5
There can't be half a bowl lmao

Kek

Based, fuck Ausfailia. I really hope that England wins this time.

top kek

you just never know in cricket until the allotted overs have been bowled

>a run an over required

Thing we might be on a winner here lads

Ffs I was gonna bandwagon England. Chokers as always. Aussies were right

Solid kek

WE WANT 6
WE WANT 6
WE WANT 6

>still 20 overs left for us to bowl them out
not worried at all desu lads

Poojibul looking like a right know-nothing cunt right about now

they could still do it, but under the pressure of having to make a run every single over? I don't think they will have the mental fortitude

>20 runs left for you to bowl them out
ftfy

Plenty of time

Chsnnel 9 have showed more games free to air than when we fucking had the World Cup.

>tfw old enough to remember the last time the crims won a series in England

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ROOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT

*cough*

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NEED straffos thoughts on this lad

take a moment to thank the proteas for taking aus down a peg or two and making them play on a ground they haven't won on in nearly 20 years

can we sub in alistair cook and jonathan trott to made it interesting

Can we just bat all our overs and use the extra runs to start the final with?

>inb4 20 overs of underarm bowling

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I dont know whats so wrong with that. Any time I'm thirsty I always say "I need a hydration break" or "I'm taking a hydration break". Dont know what else to call it.

No chance. Congrats aussies

Probably worth noting that Australia will still have to find 7 overs from Stoinis and Smith.

>Pakistan will have beaten both teams in the final
Who's really winning huh?

alright lads its just a t20 now, we've got this under control

i still find it funny how piss poor india have done at world cups all things considered
we really are on an entirely different level

>Chsnnel 9 have showed more games free to air than when we fucking had the World Cup.
What

whip steve smith back into the fray

WALLOP IT WND IT NOW

Unironically. Everyone knows that they can't handle the spin

Is there gonna be a third place match between Poondia and Poostralia?

Are poos just holding on to their tickets and aren't even gonna show up?

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CRICKET'S COMING HOME LADS

probably gonna kys myself if england choke the final

Go on ngubu hit it

Expecting mass Aussie suicides.

No thank god

gf just sent me this and said shes going to choke me out when she gets home because australia lost

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I think it's actually coming home lads

IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING HOME
IT'S COMING
CRICKET'S COMING HOME

What sort of losers would care about the order of not winning?

So at what point did the aussies stop caring and just not bother stopping boundaries? Delightful stuff

Australia beat both finalists in the group too

if they don't win it this year it will genuinely be as long as our winless run in aus in the 90s/00s

That’s why the semi was half-empty plus no-one cares about cricket

No there singing the cursed song!!!

CAM ON SCORE SAM FACKING RANS LADS

ENGLAND'S BRAVE OWEN MORGAN

I'm scared the Kiwis will use Maori magic against us.

>england need 8
>bring back bowler who's gone at 8 an over

I sure am getting thirsty lads, i could really go for some POWERADE™ right now.

-they're certainly not on the resale, the money grabbing cunts

tbf the rate they're going on viagogo could buy a house over there

can't wait to crush the poms on home soil

The fix was in

haha what? Cricket? nah, nobody really cares I don't reckon. Can't recall anyone caring over here. Enjoy your "cup", I guess.

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Can an Englishman tell me how the fuck to never get out by nicking balls

india are honourary 3rd place, they at least put up a fight

Don't think even the French would have issues against this Australian team

STROKED

That's it, we're doomed.

Fucking wallop it JOE

THEY THINK ITS ALL OVER

>actually beat the rain

based

what if SA hadn't beaten Australia

then the Aussies would have thumped NZ and the Indians would have thumped England to set up and Aus/Ind final

the saffers have determined the fate of this world cup

They will unironically do a haka at you

>Aussie fielders right now

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holy yikes

>222-2
kino

please consider watching our lovely sport

Poolapse incoming screenshot this

Thoughts are with our Australian friends at this difficult time.

Feel like a cricket haka would be menacing with the bats

>block out the next 108 balls

india are only good at beating lesser sides

we're still in this

>6 already this over

Can't celebrate this, I feel too embarrassed for the Aussies

Just 110 more dots and the aussies have got this

Our shit team actually saved the World Cup

Watch as the Aussie flags slowly disappear each one off crying or killing themselves. Imagine being Australian. What a loser pathetic cuck lil brother forever in our shadow dump our convicts on you pieces of shit cunt country

Imagine not being English right now
*shudders*

222-2 and 2 to win

what makes you think india would have beaten england?

with 2 runs needed

Fucking kek

Wait that was actually a good stop i take it back

KEK based maxxy blueballing the english

And 2 required for victory :3

LET'S GO LADS, WORLD CUP IN THE BAG NOW, GET FUCKED AUSCUNTS. NOT EVEN HARD.
>15/3
>15/3
>15/3
>COPE

Nah >we would have pumped India and lost to the Aussies at lords

Lot to process here.

>Indians would have thumped England
Like they did in the group?

Yeah, nah.

they do already have 5 world cups to be fair to them

HAHA

bit much that mate

>or killing themselves
Hopefully. Horrid people.

Just let it go lad
Your not gonna stop 108 balls

Fuck ya aussie scum

please dont laugh at us

>no half century
OH NONONONONO

There it is
England win the world cup

JUST

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS

Big fan of daytime fireworks.

based

how are we so good bros? literally the best sporting nation on earth

>best cricketers
>best boxers
>best f1 driver
>best european club teams
>best beer
>best people

t. pakistani (honorary brit)

POZZIES BTFO

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Let it all out Reginald

They were okay with losing the first one because it fucked the pakis and they were guaranteed to go through

In straight knockout with no pissing off pakis to consider - I think they'd play far far better.
Which they did on Tuesday.
15 minutes of autism on Wednesday doomed them though.

england really rubbing it in

>108 balls to spare
yep, I'm thinking that's a chastening defeat

>never getting out nicking wide balls directly at a fielder with your head outside leg
Have they completed cricket?

>beating the worst aussie team possibly ever
wow well done

Australian dog scum BTFO'd wouldn't even give them the dogshit off my shoes

ez tbqh

just tuned in, what """sport""" is it even? Don't reckon I know a single person who follows it

>t. pakistani (honorary brit)
Fuck off back to Lahore.

LADS...

And best immigrants ;)

Look at France

btfo is thrown around carelessly but that was utter btfoing

OH NO NO NO NO

So when's our next game?

God save the queen you convict scummmm

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GET THE FUCK IN HERE

cringe

PAJEETS BTFO
NIGGERS BTFO
AUSSIECUNTS BTFO
ITS COMING HOME AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. GET FUCKED, ENGLAND WILL ONCE AGAIN RIGHTFULLY BE THE CHAMPIONS, WE RUN THIS SPORT FAGGOT BOGAN AUSSIES BTFO

cope

Kek you're gunna get raped in the ashes

Fuck Smith, Warner and all the other piece of shit smug aussie cheating cunts

So glad we beat them, just wish wed done it in the final

How good's the footy m8s?

did england just win the world cup?
england just won the world cup.

>Smith economy 21
Kek

NZ

Anyone got THE WORM?

Not your home

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England AND NZ are both WC Virgins so we'll have a first team winning regardless of who wins.

The last time we had a purely virgin World Cup was 1992.

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Isn't it Australia's number 1 sport? Or is that rugby..which New Zealand and England are both still better than you cuck

interesting sport. shame I dont watch it

>we will have a new world champion
babby's first world cup haahahhaa

not really a national sport, more a hemispherical sport. And I'm a HUGE Southern Hemisphere fan

not if its at edgebaston

LAHORE > MANCHESTER
STAY SALTY PASTY NIGGER OUR COUNTRY NOW.

>that scorecard

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>smith 85 off 119
>roy 85 off 65
Really makes you think.

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already have to boka ;)

Will Smith ever recover?

honestly based there's going to be a new winner
taking into account all those close group games too this has been one of the best CWCs

nz, fuck the poms

it's our number 1 sport lad he's just taking the piss

>ENGLAND WILL ONCE AGAIN RIGHTFULLY BE THE CHAMPIONS
You have to win second time to be saying *AGAIN*

what happened with will smith?

We’re going to win the WC and we don’t even care about this sport

India and Ausfalia btfo

IT'S

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kek Taylor ripping Handscum apart

>Australia's number 1
>Cricket
>Tugby
Uh no sweaty. Cricket is wildly unpopular here, and Rugby membership and attendance has fallen drastically.

three cheers to arsetralia hip hip hurray

you think it was a good idea that they cut down teams? (which everyone on earth criticised at the time)

KEK roy robbed of motm because weak icc can't handle some passionate aggression

WÒÒOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GET FUCKED KANGAROO NIGGERS

then what is it?

care about it more than fucking memball la

GOING

>cricket

are you literally a nonce

he ever recovered, can't you read?

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not cricket for sure, barely even heard of it

impressive that australia can reach semi finals of sports that they dont even care about really

hey Australia!
tamper with THESE balls

*unzips cock*

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just means there's less one sided games tbqh

The game was won with the ball.

This is the thread.

Depends which state you're in

Their weird calvinball shit I guess

You're gonna win in 23 desu. Home teams usually wins.

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>Cricket Australia's #1 sport
You are delusional. Attendance has fallen at test matches and ODIs that they are literally giving the tickets away

fortress edgbaston.
as this is a home world cup and we should be doing everything we can to cement our home advantage, I would have thought edgbaston is holding the final too? oh no wait it's at lord's where our record is middling to poor. great job

probably just go back to acting, mate

So what is it then AFL?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

aussie rules football is our #1 sport and don't let wogball and rugby fans tell you otherwise

>Australia's no. 1 sport depends which state you're in
Brainlet.

>England v NZ final
literally worst timeline

I wish he had something other than cricket.

anyone else notice how these guys giving the motm awards are always pajeets? they must have been riding on india winning so hard. i remember the guy who was giving the motm award at india/england and he look pissed off as fuck because he wasn't giving the medal to an indian lmao

Time to go read the Aussie COPE on the home of Poztralian and Pooinloo cricket fans: r/cricket

To RAIN

Woakes seems like a top chap

RAIN LOOMS

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To be honest at least their loss in the semis was somewhat close (even though they were expected to win it). Meanwhile Australia just got destroyed today.

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what difference does it make aside from meme psychology

Are you actually being serious or just taking the piss? Cricket is by far the most watched sport in Australia. No other sport can compete because no other sport is popular throughout the country

Dude cricket is way more popular in Australia than here. It’s the only country that cares about cricket aside from south Asian countries.

>aussie rules football
rubbish sport

Fucking GayFL by miles. It has the highest attendance, and highest membership numbers by fucking MILES. About double the membership of Rugby and probably 4x that of cricket clubs

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>ENGLEL VS POOPEE FINAL
I WANT A MEME FINAL

Lol, Aussies butthurt to fuck

kabbadi

...

>English conditions
Is there a bigger meme in sport?

Australia were poor in the previous match against England 2bh so not really buying that

LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY

Wonder if this is the watch Woakes got.

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No one cares about that other than india.

GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN

NEVER IN DOUBT

What part of England are you from lads?

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shameful

*Aussies slink out of the thread barefooted*

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TRUTHIES ;)

fucking moron, afl is by far the most watched sport in the country

Lahore

WHERE MY SO-HEMI BROS AT WEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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yeah
yeah
yeah
I'm thinking BASED

[For foreigners: Sky (which the entire tournament has been shown on) costs money whilst Channel 4 is free]

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What a dumb statement. If they are the better teams, then why arent they in the final? Fuck I hate when know-nothings pretend they know something by making vapid empty statements to try and signal their "superior" knowledge.

this is highest gayness you can reach before you get lynched to death

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2

>england acting like sneaking into a 3 run win is huge

13

when was the last chad WC final we had?

They literally cannot fill stadiums for cricket, even when they give the tickets away. The Ashes are even feeling the decline now.

Oh, and Cricket is not popular in South Australia at all. Only GayFL is.

The Raj

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Penzance

derby

>Cricket World Cup final tickets put up for ludicrous £206,000 on tout websites

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India haven't beaten either of the finalists

England putting in a top head strong performance against the top head strong team

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Tfw Queensland Australian

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I'm actually from Whitby and it's mentioned lmao.

fuck off idiot. AFL is my favourite sport but memebership is the dumbest metric ever since international cricket doesn't even have membership. domestic cricket is not a thing so counting memberships of BBL clubs is pointless. Although hilariously BBL gets better tv ratings than AFL or NRL.
Crowd attendance AFL wins but outside of victoria/wa/sa its attendance is dogshit.

It quite literally is not. AFL regular season games dont even get 1 million average tv audience. Every regular season BBL game does. Only AFL event that etches out test cricket is the finals and even then the grand final doesn't get significantly better tv audience than an ashes test match.

Based truthbomb

who is the guy on left and why do I keep seeing him?

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;_;

How though cos Silverstone is an C4 too.

New York

umm, but kabaddi's elite my uneducated and unwashed friend

Alfred, King of the Saxons

Hes coming to bum you

washington

thats Baz you fackin poofta

Here in Australia, if your child doesn't play AFL he's not famous. **

**The only exception being in parts of northern NSW and QLD where they care about rugby

truthies

put that shite on more4

>Cricket is not popular in South Australia at all
>The Strikers' Adelaide Oval average of 41,463 through the regular season leads the competition by a significant margin
>adelaide day night test is the most watched game every test series
thanks for showing us you dont know what youre talking about dumbcunt

this maybe the worst or the best wc final

>its a football codes faggots think their spots are more popular here than cricket
stop trying to cope you pathetic faggots

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Just went and bought an iced coffee. Feel like a bit of a fat cunt tradie tbqh.

>adelaide day night test is the most watched game every test series
This is entirely due to the time it's televised and does not reflect SA's interest in the sport whatsoever.

Another one-sided final

>cricket number one sport in Pakistan
>Cricket number one sport India
>Cricket number one sport in Australia
>Cricket number one sport in Bangladesh
>Cricket number one sport in Sri Lanka

Lmao not even top two in England

Colony here la

Nottingham

2003

heh, not bad poms... see you in the ashes...
*teleports out of here*

I hope not.

islamabad

1996

Cricket in the summer, football in the winter.

psychology isn't a meme also the conditions of the pitch has a massive impact

How badly will England dick us in the ashes?

I don't think they can. I thought it had to be shown on C4

Imagine trying to argue that the BasedFL is not the biggest competition and sport in Aus

Except the stadium gets filled every single day of the test and you conveniently ignored that the Strikers have the highest average attendance of any sports club in South Australia.

>losing by 8 wickets in a wc semi final
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

Quite poorly.

>hes comparing T20 to ODIs and tests
Oh no no no.

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archer's half carribean half english accent is really wierd

I'm not the person you were arguing with.

cant understand a word that niggers says tbeh

Cricket? Never heard of it

Congratulations England

ohhh, BBL! So this is like t20? oh okay, I didn't recognise the similarities because of the low scores, low run rates and lack of entertainment overall. Doubt it will catch on

any aussies in brum wanna scrap tonight just say the word and it's on

>rugby fallen out of favor
you all got so tired of being dominated by kiwi's, eh?

>#FreeTommy
what's he got up to now?

>tfw ruined opportunity to have cricket gf
feels bad man

Yeah it is. I heard a weird one yesterday as well, an Irish bloke who'd lived in The Netherlands since 1992 so it was a blend of those 2 accents. It was very odd.

ENGLISH CRICKET ON REVIVAL WATCH

In jail for contempt of court.

>shifting the goalposts this hard
You've been completely and utterly exposed as a brainlet who knows nothing about the sporting climate in Australia. The original claim was that cricket is not popular in SA when in reality the most attended club in SA is a cricket team and the day night test match held in Adelaide each year is the most watched sporting event of the year outside of the two football codes' grand finals (thanks solely to the grand final format)

twitter.com/meladoodle/status/1148911812756168704

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Catching up on Masterchef, lads. Really want to rail Christina.

I thought you were gf (male).

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>Except the stadium gets filled every single day of the test
"No".

They cannot fill the stadium you dumb shit. The "most watched of the series" implies it is including tv, which is just fucking sad, going to show how far attendance has fallen (even though tickets are free)

South Australia doesn't exist its purely a fabrication by those freakish Victorians which don't live in Melbourne

Don't even try and argue the strikers are bigger than the Crows

Oi prossielad you here m8?

NZ because you fuckers sent both of us to hell in Gallipoli and on the western front.

Fucking howling

Can't wait to watch some womans ashes

I DON'T LIKE CRICKET
I LOVE IT

Maybe the crows SANFL

yeah m8

Thoughts on the finals?

Galway

Failed a few escorts here.

>kinda miss a badass windies bowling attack and lara like batsmen

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>The second Ashes Test has set a cricket attendance record at Adelaide Oval.
>The opening day of the current Test attracted 55,317 spectators, a record for Test cricket at the venue.
sbs.com.au/news/ashes-breaks-adelaide-oval-crowd-record
hmmm

Crows average attendance is only 4k higher than the Strikers and that was in their record attendance year lad

penistone

For me, it's booking escorts when horny and never showing up.

FUCK OFF F1 NOBODY LIKES YOU.

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the fuck goes on in #6?

new

99-2007 was a side of freaks mate.

>FreeTommy
Based.

you fellas have a lot of thailand whores down there?

S L U T
L
U
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You fuckers don’t help us, you just bully us and put us down. But yeah quite like the older brother.

>the Ashes
Yeah now find one that isn't the Ashes, like Australia vs New Zealand and attendance is about half

Australia aren't winning a worldcup ever again.

>The record crowd at a sporting event at Adelaide Oval is 62,543 for the SANFL Australian Rules grand final in 1965.

if I'd been paying attention I would've made a comparison meme between the 2015 Aussies and the 2019 Aussies that "aped" all the memes showing the soullessness of the Lion King Remake compared to the original

...

Would have been an incredible final actually. I'm a bit pissed off both lost.

No idea. I was just shitposting.

made a thread lads

>poopeelia
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

4

yikes

>be me
>tip England to win the World Cup yonks ago
>yonks pass by
>England are in the finals

Shan't be migrating.

All right, Australia vs New Zealand's most recent test match there
>The huge TV numbers, simulcast on Channel Nine's new HD channel and standard definition channel, mirror the ground-breaking attendance of 47,441 that crammed into a humming Adelaide Oval
This is a little bit better than the average AFL crowd during the home and away season, and
>Close to two million people watched yesterday's opening day of the historic day-night Test in Adelaide.
This is more than double the most watched home and away games of the AFL seasons
cricket.com.au/news/channel-nine-tv-ratings-third-test-day-night-adelaide-oval-australia-new-zealand-pink-ball/2015-11-28

>outside of victoria/wa/sa its attendance is dogshit.
Guessing you haven't seen lions games this year. Best it's been in a decade.

world cup final on c4

Reckon the Swans draw larger crowds than Sydney based NRL sides.

AFL games are sometimes delayed though. There's that factor.

Average home attendance for the lions this season is 23478 and Gold Coast a whopping 11k afltables.com/afl/crowds/2019.html

They're right about TV though. AFL is shit for TV now because they play not enough games or they play delayed games. Not everyone can afford Foxtel.

Hence why crowds are decent now.

JUST

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No it's not mate, they count the delayed broadcast too. AFL games on FTA typically get between 500-800k, with only major theme rounds like the Anzac round breaking 1 million. This is one of one of the most watched games of the year and it was a thursday night game and it barely broke 1 million with FTA and Foxtel combined
twitter.com/MediaweekAUS/status/1139700073359499264

The only way AFL is more popular than cricket is if you're talking about AFL states exclusively. Cricket is obviously second in WA SA and Vic, but the fact that the whole country has it has #2 puts it comfortably in first place as the most watched sport.

>2million people watch
>across 8 hours of play
Absolutely based

>james vince will be a wc winning player

>ish sodhi will be a wc winning player

24 millions were watching Ind v NZ semis on Hotstar alone.

That's where king Arthur was born

Aussies, lads, it's time for bed. I'm sure you've been getting rowdy but you'll get ill if you're up too long. Rest easy

dread to think how many English-born poos have now ditched their india shirt and swapped it for england

...Followed by the T20 World Cup next year...

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Yeah, that's the other thing that needs to be taken into consideration with Test cricket tv audiences. This is the average tv audience for an 8 hour broadcast. It's much harder to find total audiences, but the last Ashes boxing day test had:
>Across the five metropolitan capital cities, the cumulative reach across the five days (ie: the total number of individuals who watched any part of any day’s play) was 5.987 million, representing 35 per cent of the metropolitan population.
Regional tv ratins usually make up about 35% as well, so you can easily add another 1.5 million to that, meaning over 6.5 million tv tuned into that single test match at some point.

>Don't care
In much the same way as, a couple of months from now, you suddenly won't care about The Ashes either.

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>Every regular season BBL game does.
lmao not anymore. The BBL fad is over.

Recycle

I blame the longer season and foxtel exclusive games. But also the health of the BBL depends a lot on how well our international team does. Last season was grim all round for cricket because of our best players being banned and getting BTFO by india. Doesn't help that the teams in the biggest markers have been shit for years too.

Well it doesn't help when half the competition are pathetically weak (and are in victoria).
But that said, some games aren't even broadcasted on free to air in Perth (and I imagine Adelaide). The reason for this is because they have their own fox footy channel to earn money from.

That's completely changed since the 00's when digital TV just started. They had nearly all the games on free to air.

I told you they had to show it.

Final starts on C4 then goes to More4 while F1 is on C4 then back to C4 afterwards.

Yes I said.