/cric/ AUSTRALIA v ENGLAND GAMETHREAD #7

>shart
Ashes preview

>england are going to chase this without losing a wicket
KEK we're so shit lads

Do English people even watch the Cricket anymore??

starc is having a nightmare jesus christ

Our team has a bad reputation from the past two decades, but our team has been really strong in the past five years. There's a reason we've made it to the final two years in a row.

Between England and NZ, NZ is the easy winner. To put it simply, you haven't got a chance.

The red line shows when the Aussies last had any hope.

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Australians talked about this 'Starc' guy at length, but he hasn't taken any wickets yet. Can someone explain?

this Starc lad is a bit expensive

K E K
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About as likely as beating the home team and favourites 7-1 in the semi-final of a world cup

>Starc
>good

another meme dies

not so good without sandpaper

Which is shitter, Starc or Lyon?

KEK

don't think it's ever happened

Brown qt #2 spotted

Not really, I'd be interested in the ratings for this tournament though the final will get a good audience seeing as it's on FTA.

80+144=224

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flat track starcky

based

>MITSHIT SHART
>MITSHIT SHART
>MITSHIT SHART
>MITSHIT SHART

Reckon this is a 350 pitch

Been stroking my dick this entire game, gonna nut when England catches Australia.

anime

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Why are most "wristy" players quite attractive to watch but Roy is so ugly?

Slo(w)ke

>THREE FOURS IN AN OVER
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

>200 p-par pitch
kek
KEK
K E K

It's never happened so not very likely. Pakistan needed that at one point and still thought they'd get it.

>Star going at 10 rpo

G.R.I.M.

>STORC

this is really quite sad to watch honestly

>bringing back the Mitchell Johnson song for Starc

Dangerous... but I like it.

I'm so happy lads.
Love me some Jason Roy

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how the fuck did this team lose to sri lanka??

he's not from the subcontinent sweaty

>Two boundary ti stark over
When did Englel became so based

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What does the autopsy say lads

is it, dare i say

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d r i n k s

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For me it's the Powerade Hydration Break

>australia hit 15 fours and 2 sixes in their entire innings, england have 14 fours and 2 sixes after 15 overs

>RRR 3.69
>CRR 6.33

absolutely fucking rekt

Malinga

Edgbaston has a permanent residence in the Australian psyche.

Same here in aus. No one watches it ever. In South Aus the state that I live in, they aren't even airing it on the main channel that everyone watches sadly. It gets like 2 minutes on the news at most but that's it

>yurifags

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>rain in birmingham city centre

Didn't score enuff runs

ROY THE BOY

Tea time!

It was a cover, like when Chelsea said Kante wasn't fit enough for Europa League final.

>14 fours

12 rather

Looking pretty grim for you lads if i must say.

quite sad to see how most the australians have fled /cric/

How do you become a skinny weak cunt but also hit the ball outside the line on the up and in the air with your head over leg stump and at the fielder but never get out anyway
t. Justin Langer

>people were actually pushing the 'if they make 200, it'll be a very close contest' meme

kek

>Bad guy getting what they deserve
KINO

It's really that unpopular in Aus? I think here it's even behind snooker at this point.

tactical loss to open up the group stage and make the tournament more exciting

Well done lad. It's nice to those smug aussies getting blown the fuck out.

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Rain in 5 minutes

D-don't even like cricket lads..

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If Australia don't get a single wicket I'm going to be HECKING mad

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please don't rain

fuck starc

they need to stop drinking and get on with it. as long as we reach 20 overs played England win.

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strawpoll.me/18304133
>strawpoll.me/18304133
strawpoll.me/18304133

I thought it could have been semi-interesting when they were briefly heading towards 250

Kek

Remember the ashes a few years back when Starc got absolutely ruined.

Every time he was called up to bowl the crowd would cheer like a 6 had been scored.

Then they slowly chanted..... "Mitchell, Mitchell, Mitchell" like Bart and Lisa did to Daryl Strawberry in the simpsons

He was mentally destroyed

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Might go for a cheeky Smith hatrick lads.

the only ones pushing that were the aussies, and aussies arent people

>smoth
Australia are mentally cooked

Hehe me to

LADS

From one small coffee spill
I am lacking in life skills and should probably neck myself

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>Bowling Smoff

>129 runs from 210 balls and 10 wickets still intact
It is literally impossible to fuck this up
Everyone go to bed

Forest Gump > Jaws > Terminator 2 > Titanic

Tbh

anyone got a good stream?

Yeah sadly. The Ashes are popular, but even their crowds are dwindling.

The 20/20 Is still popular, but it's just 10 years to late.

england chasing this down before the rain

just checked the score. why is australia getting destroyed so badly?

>STOVE SHIT

>yfw it rains for two days straight after 19.4 overs and Australia goes through as the higher ranked team

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absolutely brutal

Reminder if it gets rained out before 20 overs is completed Australia wins

WALLOP

I mean seriously. Is smith bowling just to end our misery?

kek this is ridiculous

Ok but how the fuck do you get smashed by jason fucking roy and his spastic ginger side kick

RAIN LOOMS

Oh wow, three sixes in a row?

indiatoday.in/india/story/cricket-fan-dies-in-bihar-while-watching-thrilling-ind-vs-nz-match-1567027-2019-07-11

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poo in loo

Pakistan would bootyblast both of these shit teams

Holy fuck

Oh dear

WALLOP

END MY SUFFERING

TEMPER THEM YOU CHEATING TWAT

deary me

Lmfao

please stop

Will smith get walloped again?

HOLY SHIT

SMOTH BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

B
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THREE SIXES

Reckon England are on top now

WALLOP
WALLOP
WALLOP

>SMITH 2 (33)

>SMITH 21 (5)

PICK TWO

>smith

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cheeky from Roy

Imagine it starts pissing down with rain.

>smith
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AT LEAST GO OUT WITH DIGNITY

My aussie ex broke my heart a month ago and this is cathartic as hell

been supporting england since day 1

wew

N-nah j-just wait for the collapse m-mate.

not sure about this smith experiment lads

And that's the last time we saw smooth bowl

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B T F O
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Smith gonna start crying again

ITS OVER BROS
ITS FUCKING OVER

in tears of laughter lads

this is fucked lads

Oh my goddddddd

>three sixes in a row
just forfeit already

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT A FUCKING SMACK

ITS COMING HOME

hope you do better in the Ashes lad

What happened to ya aus?

Paki here, why are Anglos such a superior people? More importantly, how to get anglo qt girlfriend like pic related?

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THREE SIXES IN AN OVER

RIP THAT CHEATING CUNT SMITH

KARMA CUNT

I'm thinking we might win now lads

Get fucking WALLOPED

>top 3 sixes all windies players
Based black supremacy

Good over from smith

rain looming lads

Buisness idea: don't get destroyed by a whatever the english t20 league is called's middle order batsman which had been bumped up

>flag
how

Roy channelling his inner emu

Jewish conspiracy lad

FUCK smith.

Was she a member of the Australian men's cricket team?

>the crumbling hovel of stove shit

Finch needs to plan a tactical diversion to buy time while i make some rain

Wish this was the final.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Time for someone to fake an injury until the rain comes

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could use a wicket right about now

Kek

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She's a munter

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>men's world cup
Shut the fuck up slats

Tipped big innings from Roy bout 3 threads back. Ama

has there ever been a more one sided semi final?

struggling here lads

>Actually caring about mens cricket

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THIS IS JUST EMBARRASSING LAD

Thinking England is about to collapse 25/10

b&r desu

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reminder that England are way ahead on Cuckworth Poois if it rains

>only indians here care about cricket
>there aren't enough of them to field a competitive cricket team
feels good to watch without worrying to get banter'd

Wicket Looming lads.

7-1

reckon if the rest of the day is rained off aussies should just concede the match before they come out for the reserve day

Last world cup when Australia raped India

SWEET CAROLINE

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on holiday

I disagree I think she is cute and that is an unflattering picture

Hmm don't think so ever a team have been humiliated this bad

>white women

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based

>STILL IN IT
STILL IN IT
>STILL IN IT
STILL IN IT
>STILL IN IT
STILL IN IT
>STILL IN IT
STILL IN IT

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Cuckworth Poois doesn't kick in until over 20

Gonna be amazing when PP embarrass you cunts on Sunday.
Can't wait

Woeful. Inept. Grim.

YES STARCGOD
GONE
GONE
GONE

based
and redpilled

SWEEEEEEEEEEET CAROLINE

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Everyone is laughing at aussies ITT guys

Based NZ

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havent batted 20 overs yet so fairly irrelevant atm

SNEED CAROLINE

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

Lexi Belle in 5 years

FUCKING CALLED IT AGAIN LADS
IM UNSTOPPABLE

COLLAPSE

How do you even edge so many but never get out asking for a friend

History says anyone who faces NZ in the final, wins the World Cup

C O M E B A C K
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GOLLAPSE

plumb

Imagine an England vs New Zealand final
grim

I remember >we got BTFO in a quarter final vs Sri Lanka in 2011

What has he seen /cric/?

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brainlet pooview

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honestly, no

this is a 350 - 370 wicket and Australia have been totally humiliated. This loss alone almost wipes out one of their world cup wins, it's been that bad

BASED
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ogre
rip englel

Touching meme, touching you

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We’ve got a game lads!

>taking time reviewing
NO YOU FOOL WE NEED TO GET TO 20 OVERS BEFORE THE RAIN ARRIVES.

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It also says anyone who faces England wins

GONE
FUCK OFF YOU GINGER CUNT
ENGLAND COLLAPSE IMMINENT

Getting nervous here

Why the fuck did he review that. That was a perfect wicket.

>england fans boo smith
>aussie fans return the favour by booing root even harder
Based

VICTORY ASSURED

you finna get beheaded, huh?

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Why review

OH NONONO GRIMGLAND ARE FINISHED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Poot will be out in this over

YESSSS GET IN

>England is going to collapse and be unable to review a bad decision
Okay, this is epic.

feels like a turning point lads

Roy saving himself for the final, based

dilshan was pretty much unstoppable in that wc

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-URNS

No point not using reviews if you’ve got them

his dad kill himself (unironically) ;_;

Is there are bigger choker than root?

at least my dad did it ironically.

>p-pls w-watch our league och ay den oooo

ENGLAND IS FINISHED LMAO THE WC IS OURS HAHAHAHAHAHHAHSAHHAHAHAH

Australian cricket team?

It really is coming home this time, isn't it lads. I can feel it

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What do you guys think umpires say in their head when a challenge flops?

It's over lads. We've got the wickets now

Stoinis, Maxlel etc.

oh shid

>root comes in and hits 12 off four balls

lol

>1-50 (5)

>Starc Econ:10.00
Australians actually think this guy is good?

N-N-NO.
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OUR ITME

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Really feel like a pie for some strange reason.

>starc going at 10 an over
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*helps it on its way*

CANT BOOT THE ROOT

>put a bet on Australia at 7/2
>they're now 50/1
Fug

*sigh*
Here comes Poot to slow the run rate down

WALLOP

>5 overs
>50 runs

bit harder to bowl in big games outside home eh?

Stop with the fours

>starc just manages to break McGrath's record

Reminder Portugal was never this thouroughly humiliated in a CWC

there's literally never a bad time for a steak and cheese mate

You had it already. 3 of the last 5. now kindly fuck off........... let others have some fun.

>Root 12 (4)

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Big Muscular top order

Boundaries, Australians hate them

>Starc to Bairstow, out Lbw!! If there was one man who could keep Australia in the game then it was Mitchell Starc.
>Econ: 10.00

he's the main reason they aren't in it

Feel proper embarrassed lads. This whole time I genuinely thought thang Mitchell Starc and Mitchell Johnson where the same person

We still have 80 in hand dw lad. England are going to cry when we get this epic double hat trick

Sounds like you need to put another bet on mate, those odds are well good

They didn't even joke they're just actually disabled. No pressure makes you bowl so badly you give roy 90 and root 12 off 4.

What are the Australian famous options

If you get ones from chip shops (where you buy cheap pie pies here) the common ones are mince and onion, chicken and mushroom and steak and kidney

STOP RAPING THE AUSTRALIANS

has a bowling team ever declared?

Don’t think mcgod would get btfo by Roy and muh gloves tho

In that case I apologize. Really want to breed her

so true

Don't worry mate I think you'll be more than competitive in the ashes

You've had a lot of time to shit all over us particularly in tests so let us have this one day

Pooooooooooooooot

AAHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK BROS THIS WAS MEANT TO BE OUR TIME AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>pidge's record broken
>don't go to the final

ITS COMIN HOME

I just found out the other day that Jimmy Kimmel and the other one are two different people

How's the lads holiday Rupert?

top two teams don't even make the finals
whatta a shitty format
world cup league when

50 runs in 5 overs

his hope, his optimism gone

Maimed

No but how do i get rid of this Australian cricket team

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It's coming home

CRY INTO YOUR TURD MORE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

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>Darren Lehmann died for THIS

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Pay off Cummins to break more arms in the nets.

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What does it feel like for your team to win a world cup? Oh to experience that joy....

are those cum stains

Really starting to look like Australia will need to get at least 9 wickets before England get to 224 runs

>home teas wins
yeah nice spoort you got there lol

the absolute audacity of root to not be walloping every ball for 6

NA

NA

NA

NANANANA

HEY

JUDE

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NA NA NA NAAAAAA HEY JUDE

C O P E
O
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hello sexy dear friend

>dodged nz in round robin
"w-we deserved to be on top of the table"

Stop acting like it’s over. England still need 3 an over

Jesus...
About to go to bed t b h lads.

Hahhahaha get fucked you insufferable Aussie cunts

not gonna lie, that is one sexy as fuck cow.

STOP WITH THE FOURS

Get Smith back in

Few more balls and not even rain will save you.

Cricket would be shit without us

Why is Root being boo'd?

Rain looms. England should consider an early declaration.

uh sweaty, 1st v 3rd > 2nd vs 4th

>muh group stages

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CUMGOD COMING THROUGH

embarrassment
>embarrassment
embarrassment
>embarrassment

Jesus lads, I asked for some good luck today but holy shit.

Even roots twatting them around
embarassing

>ONIONS
BTFO

GET FUCKED BAIRSTOW KEKED YOU OUT OF A CENTURY

this

Well that was bullshit kek

How would you describe this Australian performance

This is so easy

Fuck sake Johnny
That was never out as he's fucked it

As if i could get that volume
How the fuck do i fuck coffee off

t b h Australia haven't been very good since 2010

Lads, might just be me, but starting to feel like some aussie friends seem to be a lil bit booty blasted

OH NONONONONONO
COLLAPSE

Cheating Australians again

kek based shit reviewing

oh NONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONONONOONONONO

GONE GET OFF

HAHAHAHHAHA

Clear edge desu lads. Great decision by the umpire.

no review on your bike cunt

if this isn't bait, people say roooooooooot when he scores boundaries

Based kumar

AAAAAA

roy on match fee being cut watch

LMAO fucking fight him lad

cricket is already shit and its literally covered with poos

IT WAS A WIDE KEK

NOW is the time for the elite and MUSCULAR bowling performance

UMPBALL

Two more wickets this over, then three the next over and Australia are favourites

No

ABSOLUTELY STEWING

Dafuq is that?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

sweetest victory this one

UMPBALLED

Fantastic decision by the umpire.

Nice cheating

Deserved for flinging bat around like an idiot

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE

That was a horrible decision. He was miles away and it didn’t look like he touched it live

>They have lost the the review
>So they can not use the review.
Great insight Mel

This an even worse photoshop than the original which had the borders between the chat and the image all fucked up
Lazy lazy photoshop

Fucking whinging English cunt
FUCK OFF

NO ERA SNIKKO

LMAOOOOOO NOT EVEN CLOSE

>b-but I needed that review

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The fix is in
Anti-English bias of the ICC is clear for ALL to see now

FUCKING BAIRSTOW WITH THE RUSHING THE REVIEW ;-;

bairstow getting punched in the dressing room for sure

Morgans getting done for a duck.

>WIDE BALL
>GIVEN OUT
WHY AUSSIES ALWAYS CHEAT SO MUCH?

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he's a saffa mate

The fuck was that decision?

Aussies cheat and are still gonna lose HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Not good enough to win the game of cricket

swear i heard an aussie lad say
>get fucked cunt

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Dogshit decision 2bh

ABSOLUTELY DESCENTED

why do you need to have an appeal? why not just have VAR in cricket, for all decisions, regardless of appeal?

We're everybody's number one enemy

They’re saying ROOT-urnssss

that one's on jonny bizzle for wasting the review

>UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING >UMBALLING BUT STILL NOT WINNING

kek healy trying to get onions suspended for the final

>SRI LANKAN UMPIRING

Fucking brainlet bairstow using it on a blatant call.
>umpball

snoregan

>reviewing a plum lbw

Kek

removes the drama

SAME OLD AUSSIES, ALWAYS CHEATING

Remember when Morgan used to squat like he was taking a shit before every delivery?

It's spelled dissent you fucking moron

31 day test matches lad

Yfw they suspend him for the final for bad sportsmanship

>Roy is gonna get sidelined for the finals
I kinda feel bad for him, that was so shit and he didn't do anything that bad

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You’d think all wickets would be reviewed tbqfh

>collaypse eet

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Think this ump has got 3 wrong today for us

It's based. Makes the new tech add a strategy element to the game.

Rather than just making the game more tedious like in nearly every other sport.

Same reason they don't use much VAR in baseball. You don't want it to become a game of pure technicality.

Not even paying off the umpire is gonna save you Aussie fucks

Might aswell give that one out too
Thick edge from morgon tbqh

because games would literally never get finished

Starc hatrick coming.

Quintessentially English.

hoo boy

There's the 20 overs lads.

OYE HOYE OYE HOYE OYE HOYE

77 needed from 30 (overs)

wish they applied this common sense to football

I have $50,000 riding on Australia I took out a seocnd mortgage for this WHAT THE FUCK AUSTRALIA

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it was a nuanced play on words you glass muncher

why does cricket only have 1 challenge, the game lasts all day anyway why not have more reviews?

Fucking hell, how much have the Aussies paid these umpires. Two clear lbws not given for England and a blatant nothing, given out against them. No wounder why Shane Warne was going on earlier about them being the best umpires in the world.

Would stats from pre tech be redundant though?

Did someone webm Roy throwing all that shit in the change room like a spaz

>aussie cope eased by paypalling the umpire 10k mid game

because cricket is already slow enough mate

they already have a problem in slowing over rates

the review system is exactly how it should be done in football for anything that has a subjective answer, VAR is fucking rank as it stands

reminder that we need a mere 80 runs in 30 overs.

We are going at approx 7 an over and it is impossible to lose from this position.

So pipe down, Australia

didnt ODIs used to have 2?

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hard deal that

4 quick wickets and this could get interesting

I'm screencapping this post

Cope
It's completely over lad go home

>put my vietnamese child's house on england winning

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>GOIN TO BED MATE

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There’s already a delay after a wicket. Just bring the fella back out if it’s a bad call

It used to be 2 but you lost it on umpire's call.

Why do they even let niggers on the field, in any capacity? Back in my day this darkie would be in a cage for the audience to poke between bowls, not umpiring the fucking game.

Post yfw Australia wins and Bad sports English batsman get fines from the ICC

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Nah you guys have batdeep

make it 5

based archer is going to see us home after a 90s style collapse, screeny this

It doesn't matter, England will just get raped by NZ in the final anyway (no bias)

shut up dumbcunt

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So Roy didn't touch the ball and it's the wrong call so why has it not been reversed?
Don't tell this shit sport is also rigged

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Is it all oger now Steve? I'm trying to understand this sport but my mind can't comprehend non-simplistic scorelines, it's why I watch football

England will limp to 210 all out screen cap this post

Why your appointed commie pm bringing all the muzzies?

Lads I'm nervous I think this amazing Aussie team will bowl us out.

/cric/ meetup tomorrow at fed square eh lads
we can do a jonestown and drink cyanide laced pepsi max together because of this GRIM performance

If the umpire actually had any dignity he'd call the batsman back after wrongly being given out

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Hey Richard

maori girls have an unhygenic look

For England to win any contest, they need to beat the opponent AND the refs every time.

>ahead by 79 runs
It's coming home

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>living in pozbourne
Never ever lad

genuinely and unironically am not that upset about this honestly. im just glad india didnt win lol
will seethe when we get BTFO in the ashes though

all this thread is missing is that one nutso swede that reverse jinxed us to every olympic medal going and to the world cup semi

>that DLS par score

bogan scum getting btfo lmao

/cric/ meet up at the welcome stranger in Hobart.
Wet pussies on me.

COPE
O
P
E

Fuck fed square lets just all meet at the feder hotel

Unironically want to move to aus or NZ lads

But your immigration is strict as fuck
and people call us the unwelcoming evil country

lmao this is like the top 0.01% of maori girls and she still has a square jaw, pig nose, and fucking dumbo ears

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hoping for rain to put this game out of its misery

anybody got the worm?

Not in this weather

England is 71 points down and they think they have a chance
Sad

Unironically this
Will be sad if the kiwis lose though

Any London man in want to go pub to see us win? I finish work in half an hour

that's because white americans are the least racist among whites.

you still can't get her

no ive said since the start of the world cup i wouldnt mind seeing england lose just coz it might revitalise public interest a bit there

meet me near bishopsgate la

starcy looking a bit dangerous

Reminds me of the poos that got flushed the other day... Just playing, I love India. Favourite bowler is Bumrah

/cric/ meet up at Alice Springs tomorrow eh lads? Bikie boys vs Yea Forums at the local longrass oval

Need almost 3 an over now lads.

Yeah but I'm a NEET so you can get the drinks in

It will be over by then

/cric/ meetup in perth tomorrow lad, not sure which brothel yet but we can discuss that at the time.

What pub my guy

i hope kiwis win the final

if you say so gurpreet

run rate is irrelevant atm. england will wrap it before 30.

trying to think of the last time england actually won anything, I can only think of the 2003 rwc. this is huge that they're not choking.

oh no

Gonna be tough.

No they don't, you take more migrants than the rest of the world combined

Guys I don't think we are gonna win. We need 66 runs from 27 overs. I dont think we can do it lads hold me

/cric/ meet up at Piss Springs tomorrow eh lads? Pissy boys vs Yea Forums at the local longarse shithole

probably not since maori are fiercely tribal and racist

>Forgetting the prestigious T20 WC or the complete Tour de France domination

These two will take 15 overs to dribble over the line

what movie should I watch tonight, m8s

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Whats the suicide hotline again

They still have to beat MemeZealand

Where you work lad I also finish soon

Kek the niggers fucked up and I had no power since 10 Utc so I missed the whole game since englel are raping

australia’s little brother next lads haha

hey man, don't be rude, it's in their genetics.

we do pretty alright in the olympics even without the scots

point

hurr durr i'll just call him a name

/cric/ meetup to go poofter bashing in Ipswich tomorrow lads

How do England fans find absolutely anything to complain about?

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Dredd

Anyone else in London feel like a meet up tonight for a pint to celebrate?

Meet at The Ship in Wandsworth for 8pm.

13 11 14

Calm down rampresh

>gurpreet
youre right gurpreet, that is a name

Isle of Dogs

>Brighton

obviously a cocksucker

thanks for beating them brus, so satisfying to be knocking this rabble out of a semi final

highlight was steve smith coming on for his hero moment to break the opening partnership and getting smacked for 21 and that was the last we saw of him

La Belle Noiseuse

i forgot to save my French Film 11
shit fuck ....i'll have to make a new one

Ask the pajeet user.

Give me a brothel tier list fellow perthbro
I checked out International 300 couple days ago and they had two cute Asians

I’m in Camden

>London
value my safety too much thanks la

please move to perth

Have to agree there, Roy should not play the final
It's just not cricket mate

jesus fuck, what an absolute idiot

So since last posting I’ve been doing much of the same. Getting close to cumming and then my mom will rub oil onto my cock. Sometimes she’ll make me cum by accident, other times I’ll finish myself. At this point she’s not stupid, she knows I’m into it, but neither of us really say or acknowledge it.

Yesterday morning when she came in I didn’t have a raging hard cock, still soft pretty much. We made a little small talk about the day to come, and then she asked if I wanted any oil. I thought about it for a second and told her yeah ok. I might aswell, I’ll feel better for it (I find having a wank helps with my anxiety). She went and got the oil, and rubbed in onto the head of my cock. But she carried on this time, until I was fully throbbing hard. Like it was for all purposes an actual handjob.

I just lay my hands by my side while I watched my mom stroke my cock. I started moaning a little and I felt her squeezing harder as she got nearer the head. I didn’t once attempt to grab my cock. I also didn’t warn her when I was close. I just watched as I shot my load onto her hands.

Now all this really didn’t take long at all. But it felt a lot longer than it was. After I’d finished she lay my cock back on me and wiped up all my cum. I told her that it might sound weird but that felt amazing. And she replied with I didn’t expect that to happen so quick, you didn’t even have an erection when I come in to you. Sorry if it was weird.

I don’t know where it’ll go from here. Jesus I want to fuck her.

maori are racist but it's against chinks

Fucking Brighton faggot

Three Billboards

If you don't throw a hissy fit when you're absolutely robbed of a century in a world cup semi final when are you gunna throw one

>/cric/ meetup in Cronulla tomorrow lads. Australia vs Lebanon finals

been on my hard drive for like 4 years, i'll get to it one day

Tim is a sjw wanker probably a tranny

grim

I hear Penrhos Catholic has good rates.

Roy reaction webm?

Ok marprep

wheres the new thread

God,I wish I was your mom.

>maxwell smiling and laughing while getting smashed in a WC semi

should never be picked again

>if
more like when

new bread?

Suspect Tim from Brighton may be a bender

Based. Fuck Roy

jesus christ get this over with already

Sorry for being retarded but what did Roy say? I missed it

Shame I'm in the city only have an hour to spare

Not sure what to make of this post.

Fucking umpire should get a suspension for his decision

someone bake

>kiwis laugh at us for losing today
>feeling sad for them
Watch them choke against England

Cope harder

did clarke just bring up how philip hughes couldn't play the short ball?

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Hebdidnt say anything, he argued and then threw his equipment BACK IN THE PAVILION

Called the ump a blind darkie sob and that murali was a chucker

Bit over the top imo

His reaction wasn't THAT bad.

he said aussies were a bunch of sunburnt mongs

Righto jimmy from boardwalk empire

He said “quads!! Four 6’s bitches” and threw his gloves at the wall.

kek

GO GO GO

No, he said he could play it, but his natural reaction was to face it head on.

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he said ur mums a cunt

if we can't laugh at this performance then what can we laugh at.

make a gesture implying the ref was a spear chucker and then said something i can only imagine
proper cricketer

what kind of films do you like? gimme some reference points.. i'm a part-time failed filmmaker

he probably doesn't even follow cricket like most of these random commenters when there is some controversy around an England cricket player

they have no idea who they are and have no skin in the game

Justified desu

roy for captain and PM

He asked the ump for gobbies.

Yourselves when you lose final again

kek