>2019, I am forgotten
2019, I am forgotten
Ingrid will never be forgotten
no, dear
you're in me
Enge needs to sign for Man Utd so I can see her more regularly.
Get her to replace Jones.
You just know she banged every one of them
You're still the greatest, Ingrid!
This kanesque dyke honestly isn't that cute
>she banged every one of them
So she's into Guro? That's great, because it means we share a fetish!
ASS TO ASS
i walk past this spot pretty much every day
Say hi to her next time!
you take that back !
most likely i will pretend to not know who she is to hide my power level
Nah, always be honest. She'll love meeting you in person. I bet she's reading all of your posts in here!
Never forgotten
>She'll love meeting you in person
i wonder how many fans she truly has, and what percentage are female and / or not kids
sexy girl
she's got that stare
Not even 1 in 1000 would know who she is here, much less her name. People know Ada and Graham, and maybe some from the 90s, but most national players are literally whos since women's football is only relevant a few weeks every other year.
For me, Its Christen Press
Well then get the H*LL out of here and start a Press thread!
>ywn snuggle with Press
Well, yeah. But she's special. She's precious. She's /ourgirl/.
We don't love her because she's an athlete, we love her because she's Engen!
taste
>taste
Yes, you seem to be lacking it. Go to one of your countless Rapinoe threads, Ameritards.
Kek underrated comment.
Whats wrong honey? Rough day at work?
she cute
good taste
based
>tfw the WWC was nearly two months ago
Where did the time go lads?
this is now a Christen Press thread
Crazy eyes.
I love her.
tom ins ____?
Never
Scot detected
I'd suck her dick desu
She looks like an actress from lesbian porn movies.
t. knower
8/10
8.2/10
9/10
lol'd
Never forget
Imagine having both at the same time
wait a sec
she lives in wolfsburg?????
i heard she has a really nice pussy
Look at her smiling and shit, how can she do that knowing she's sucked a thousand dicks
>she lives in wolfsburg?????
Not yet. But she'll play for them next season.
>i heard she has a really nice pussy
Engen's pussy is much much nicer! Pic related.
time to get new roasty pictures my dear germanbros
>finding retards attractive
goddess
>tfw no retard gf who is always happy to see you
Behold your queen
reminder: she isn't even in her mid 30s
Horrible. It's as if Rapinoe's shit personality manifested itself in her face. Like with Dorian Grey, but without the picture as a medium.
holy fuck, she looks so worn out, not like /our rose/
painfully accurate
She's especially cute when she's happy!
For me, it is Christen Press
Indeed
Are the lads watching the U19 championship?
Which "lads" are you talking about?
Of course all my friends on spee :)
Well, you know the general opinion on women's football and on "teen football". Combine both, and it's a really niche thing that won't be too interesting to watch and probably nothing any major channels in any country will broadcast. I don't think I'll be in the mood for hunting down those games I don't actually want to see - unless there's an Engen-tier girl playing, of course.
Looks like she fucks white girls
Looks like Mikaela Shiffrin with darker features
You better run, engen. tom's coming for you.
Trans-SKEEEYUP
Imagine the smell..
Women are fucking rancid
>velcro shoes
she really is retarded
Not Engen though: She's pure and clean and smells like flowers.
But I do admit that her harem seems quite smelly.
Have sex
I cant
this bitch will turn to cock before the next World Cup
Why is Engen the only naked one?
Because she can afford it.
>Engough with the silly talk user I want to play football NOW
jackie groenen for me
She looks like a girl that loves me at my uni
Wtf lads
She looks like she smells like shit
>She looks like a girl that loves
and you dont love her back?!
based non-jewish bignose gf
patrician taste
She was never of any importance so....
this sounds great honestly
would wife a happy retard (but no kids)
The retard smile is truely stunning
I hope they cast her in the inevitable Avatar all-tranny remake
what a slut
i need her
nice kit tho
Why does it look like she’s passing farts? Is she retarded or something?
what would you do if engen was YOUR older sis?
For me, it's Van de Donk
>what would you do if engen was YOUR older sis?
Something that begins with "I" and ends with "ncest", I fear.
>waifuing dykes
show her Yea Forums and /pol/
>show her Yea Forums
As if she wasn't already hanging out on Yea Forums and lurking her threads!
Go to many of her games as possible and support her in her endeavours.
>you now realize that the "german" starting those engen threads is actually engen shitposting from her new home in Wolfsburg
*ahem*
Oh god, oh fuck
Based bonmati poster
I don't know about you, but I've started one in the past and I'm not her ...
(And this one was made by a 'Murican.)
>implying I don't use proxxies ;) x
>no Jiménez
i know i'll get a >tf >tp for it but the mutt french girl at the end licking her lips is pretty cute
she's a beautiful dyke though
Id stick my dick in her donk
based senegal posting absolute ugos
That gif is pure BRAP
*shimmies towards you*
>tfw the Spanish national womens football team will never pile into a lift after you with everyone squished together
>tfw Bonmati will never ask you in broken English if you could push the button for the 5th floor, knowing you'd have to weave your hand between countless sweaty young bodies to reach it
>tfw she will never give you a solid thumbs up after you accidentally graze her breast with your elbow
What is the FUCKING POINT?!!
There is no point, time to end ya sen.
But also,
>tfw no Engen to celebrate with you
is that like your jerk off fantasy?
No fantasy. It's obvious. She's exactly the type of girl that would come to 4channel.
The only confirmed girl ever is Taylor Swift
idk how alike they are ???
>idk how alike they are ???
Well, both are girls. Both are kinda cute. And both are a bit retarded.
>not fulfilling her wish of being a mommy and giving her joy as she gets older
you don't deserve
>The only confirmed girl ever is Taylor Swift
There's been way more
>Both are kinda cute
>kinda\
allright fag
like ... ?
for me? it's Eva Lovia
Well, Taylor Swift comes across as a bit bitchy, so that limits her cuteness.
She's even forgotten here.
Yes, because she's in Germany now, where we appreciate having her!
>women's kickball
lost to under 15 boys
go away.
>lost to under 15 boys
I don't think Engen specifically ever lost to teenage boys. Could be mistaken though.
But, really, who cares? We're not watching the "sport" for the sport's sake. We're watching it for Engen.
Ignore the homosexual, he doesn't understand.
Engen is the best Yea Forumsfu since Eternal Eve.
okay muhammed
very overrated tbqh
She looks like the fucks black guys
Just purchased the greatest shirt in existence. What do you lads think?
Take that shit to your own Rapinoe threads, Ameritard.
Why are incels so easy to trigger
*ejaculates in her ass*
Katy Perry posted her tits when someone said tits or gtfo
Priya Price?
Let's try to get this thread back on topic.
Smelly cunt
what do you guys reckon her IQ is?
>what do you guys reckon her IQ is?
Cute!
do you think they have sleepovers where he sleeps between Indgrid and her Girlfriend?
I doubt it. He seems too beta for that.
I think being beta is a main requirement to be allowed at girls' sleepovers
But being beta also means not taking them up on that invitation.
Hnnnnnnngggggggggg
she's a lesbian :(
She's pan-sexual.
Ain't that a surprise
that's a meme
No. Honestly. She's into frying pans.
german humor
Well, your idea of humour is spamming your ugly bitch Rapinoe all across the board. So I don't think you have a leg to stand on.
>german "banter"
7:1
i never posted anything rapinoe related
why are brown french girls the best?
have you never seen eva green naked?
For me, it's Angelica Soffia.
confirmed jewess
>lesbian
there's nothing wrong with a girl being lesbian when she's attractive
her tits look disproportionately larger in this picture than the others
Italian jewesses are the GOAT.
>Going into Oven at Appropriate Temperature
i'm not saying it's wrong, it just kills the fantasy of fucking her
she's not a lesbian, she just wants the male attention that comes from kissing girls in public. or wants to annoy her father.
nah, you just get to add to the fantasy that you're a girl too. really enhances a masturbation sesh.
ok i can get behind this for the thought of making her admit she wants to get dicked down
>or wants to annoy her father.
Doubt it. He seems like a very relaxed guy.
test
>he bought?
No, he bought nothing. His shirt says that he created.
it was a reference pal
And yet, he did create!
i love the literalness of germans. i honestly mean that as someone with a german grandmother.
never forget engen
How could I?
Groce
BEN STOKES IS NOW MY WAIFU
>no Kelley O’Hara
cutie
Naturally.
More
Naturally.
What if she's lesbian?
Every soccer woman posted in this thread is unironically a lesbian
I wish I was the coke bottle
>unironically a lesbian
But what if she's a lesbian ironically?
Lad she literally has a gf
>Lad she literally has a gf
Wrong. She has MULTIPLE girlfriends. A whole harem of them.
;)
What's going on with the retarded photoshopping of her waist?
For me it's Tulsi Gabbard.
that's her jacket
Nice ones!
She looks so damn great in motion.
Cute
Yep.
I think I love her, brehs
That smile is too pure
>too pure
Nah. It's exactly the right amount of pure.
>Le unironic lesbian waifu
>guys she’s lesbian so I would never have a chance with her anyway heh
>chad BTFO because even chad can’t have her
>*not a 10/10 so still relatable to incels*
Face it these are the only reasons you guys like her and other dykes
>not a 10/10
Fuck off to your Rapinoe threads, Ameritard.
Everything else was correct Mustafa? She is objectively not a 10. 7-8.5/10 max. Rapinoe is objectively a 2-3/10 max only because her physical fitness. Deductions are from her revolting face, hair, and personality. Engen deductions are from her mild Down’s syndrome appearance, mannish assets (height, hands), and somewhat childish looks. Definitely unconventionally attractive.
>mild Down’s syndrome appearance
That's just common retardation. And in her case, it's cute.
May be the case but it’s not conventionally attractive
Guro best girl
Based press poster
Hnnmnnnnnnnnng
Brehs...
God I wish I could drink that water
Nobody cares about conventions, user. This is about taste.
>Guro best girl
Guro is a nice, yes. But not permitted on blue boards!
Wow
mfw janny removes guro posts(for free)
I just wish /g/ was still a Guro board. She deserves one of her own.
And of course, /e/ should be Engen only.
how could i forget you
you are perfect in every way.
>rapinoe.jpg
i can forgive the nike shirt, flawless otheriwse
>i can forgive the nike shirt, flawless otheriwse
Well, I'd definitely prefer her shirtless as well.