/cric/ AUSTRALIA v ENGLAND GAMETHREAD #6

great first over

LADS

dubs and starc hattrick

>vegemite..
>until January 2017, when it was acquired by the Australian Bega Cheese group in a US$460,000,000 (equivalent to about $470,000,000 in 2018) agreement for full Australian ownership

no one has heard of this shit over here. How the fuck is it worth nearly half a billion?

the stuff they eat in Oceania...

>Stac

Interesting to note the correlation between Australia's cricket performance and work calling me in

who /confident/ here?

I wish people wouldn't create 8 different threads for these games, I have no idea where to post my witty comments.

so true

Starc has this in the bag

You laugh but vegemite is unironically the reason why Australian survival rates were significantly better than British ones in the POW camps of the Burma death railway.

OH HE'S GONE

This is the thread.

It’ll be shit anyway

wtf how long are these games? I saw the match tread when I woke up this morning

imagine if the final truly is new zealand- england when both lost to pakistan
that just screams unfairness

Scottish bastard

Nuh

based starc gonna murder them if he can't get wickets

how dare you

lads remember when we lost to sri lanka and everyone thought we was crashing out
haha bad times

Shut the fuck up

This is the short format, too

Fuckin long

OH NONONONONONOOONONOONONONONONONONONONOONONOOONO

Please watch our sport

it's literally marmite you fucking homo
>inb4 autists get triggered by this

If you want black salty poison Bovril is the superior choice

starc finna boutta maiden on these hoes

Made your arse nip for a bit there, lad. Heheh.

We don't eat either you virgin weeb sex tourist

We're at half way

Getting revenge for Archer’s bullshit

im more impressed by it's purpoted value in relation to no one having a clue what the fuck it is over here

8 hours

>run rate 3.0

just give us the cup now

aussies taking a very long time between deliveries, do you think they're going to slow down the over rate and hope it rains?

STREAM
POST STREAM
STREAM

sure that wasn't just becasue they were used to living in a prison colony?

NEED the worm

I guess this is the thread

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If you’re having a colonoscopy maybe. Only Vegemite is good on toast.

I suppose it's a brand that's safe for 100+ years unless China inavades

BALCONY DOORS

cyclingentertainment.stream/australiavs-england/

>swiss talking about cusine

you have absolutely 0 food nrdroskm

Windies A got a really BIC BOI in the skwad

or year look at moi imma whinging ginger yeah?

>REEEEE!! CLOSE THE DOOOOOOOOORS!! WAAAAAAAH!!

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the longer the sport, the better.

HOLY FUCKING PENG

>he never drips his bread in a bowl full of molten cheese

look at this fussy little ginger

F-FUCKUP

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>Bairstow shook by a window
Fuck it's already over

CLOSE THAT FUCKING WINDOW YOU INDIAN CUNTS

>win predictor 7% Australia
>93% england

>peng
Oh dear, the niggers are are.

THIS PITCH IS FUCKING SHIT WE'RE IN TROUBLE

>win predictor says england have 93% chance
reminder india were 97% yesterday
we've got this in the bag

Mammaries

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Australia are mentally cooked I reckon

MORE BLOCKS THAN A LEGO FACTORY

Wouldn’t be surprised if bairstow gives a full press conference on that window

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grim

council estate wiggers, i reckon

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>England has Ford
>Japan has Sony
>US&A has Mcdonalds
>Korea has Samsung
>Aussies have Vegimite...

do england know they need to score runs if they want to win?

>the brit wants to talk about food
Raclette and fondue are GOAT tier closely by our rural specialty of cats and dogs

Big jofra back in the sheds

>Bovril
Fuck me I had when I was there. People shouldn't be consuming that but twice a year. It's like having ramen broth x 10

Like a day on the job.

>6 runs from 18 balls
When do England start walloping?

English gunna be mad

this tee bee haight, although remember fondue is literally a Jewish plot
goodfood.com.au/recipes/news/the-great-cheese-fondue-conspiracy-theory-20180710-h12hih

Any other flag

HIT SUM FACKIN BAWZ YEW CUNTS

>england
>ford

based retard

Bairstow and Roy swinging and missing like I did in 3rd grade desu.

Ford is american

When Aussies bring on their shit bowlers

>England has Ford
??????

Australia might think of taking a wicket here

*claps* wickets coming lads wickets coming*claps*

It’s more like we’ve got Kmart

ROY

talk to some people in your peer group lad

POOY

archer took out their wicket keeper kek

christ
england collapsing already

you're kidding right?

whens the T20 world cup?

United States and America you trips fag.

>describing any Roy shot as "beautiful"

don't think so Nas

YEEH LOVE IT
LOVE IT

don't watch much cricket tbqh but why whenever they show england fans during this game they're all brown

oh well boys at least we can all enjoy England choking against poo peeland

ford cars in europe and very different to ford cars in america

fast bowlers are niggers of cricket

We have Dyson hoovers

Fuck off, Jamal.

2020 in October hosted by Australia

I know next to nothing about cricket, but I'm friends with a few poms.

So who's winning so far? Can I hang shit on anyone or do I hide behind a veil of ignorance?

>England are actually gonna win a world cup
This can’t be happening lads...

>England
>Ford

Spotted the brainlet

easy W for aus

Save ya legs boy. What a shot.

hide

>Kmart over Bunnings
You're mental.

Keep your head down mate. It’s grim news.

CAZZIES

I thought the west indies were

I dreamed a dream the other night
Looooooooooooowlands, Lowlands away me John

took the doggo out for a walk during the break

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based autist

lmao this is a 350 pitch, the state of australia

>it's a pies episode

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watching Cardcaptor Sakura lads
>Mitchell 'Mujahideen' Starc finna boutta BTFO IrePakiDos in 5-10 overs anyway

imagine falling for that bait
come on /cric/

did my core workout during the innings break and sweating like a pig. but i dont wanna go for a shower in case i miss something...

your dog has a big tongue

okay
now im starting to get worried england might win

Is that honey roast ham he's eating?

Looks like a nice day in Grimland. What’s the temp? A balmy 14 degrees?

ingurland

Fucking hell big tongue there.
No wonder girls keep shagging their dogs.

england are winning, the required run rate is around 4.3 and they're over that right now, australia need to take wickets because they're not going to defend this total by bowling out the overs it seems.

no way ENG fucks this up, right?

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Oppo #beashotmaker is probably one of the worst catch phrases of all time. Some fucking pajeet got a promotion for thinking up fourth rate twitter comment

what do u care toothpaste

Australia finna get some wickets here lmao #100 #lit

who are they singing "where's your caravan" at?

1966:football world cup
2003:rugby world cup
2019:cricket world cup

triple crown incoming lad

DILLION WHYT GONNA GET SPARKED THE FUCK OUT

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Why? They're trundling along at fewer than four an over.

The pies are on fire

how old are you?

>Kmart
Our as well

I like this post. Shows the impact we have and the poor lad is being attacked by envious fags

GET SOME FOOKIN WICKETS.

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jesus

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Wow!

that's a long slice of ham

yeh but isnt starc supposed to get wickets instead of conceding 10 runs

The dogasaur died couple months ago

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England, old Ireland, Ingeeeeeeeerland, old Ireland
England, old Ireland, Hauley Hauley Ho!

well >we did spawn News Ltd. which has basically taken over the world, probably what you're watching right now and all

WHO'S THE LONE CUNT IN THE CROWD CHANTING LIKE A BELLEND

Your fucking dog looks like Larkin Love lmao

CARRRNON GED SUM FUCKIN WIGGETS YOO USELESS CUNCE

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wrong thred m80

Lads what freeview channel is this game on? Surely the national team being in the semi-final of the world cup of England's national sport is on freeview right?

there's a 99% chance he's some sort of butthurt paki assylum seeker

Just did a poo in a fancy restaurant

>freeview

pov cunt

Starc hattrick incoming

saidit.net/s/CricFlix/comments/tga/australia_vs_england_2nd_semifinal/

of course not, but dont worry, they're going to put numbers on the back of shirts in test cricket to make up for it!

lads
LADS
you told me madoka would save /cric/

22 where I am up norf glad to be inside too warm for me

why are you so unbelievably upset that I want auz to win? it's all in good fun, learn to smile

i see you are a man of culture as well

>being poor

get out

>News Ltd.
so is it safe to say the aussies are the literal joos of the media world

what's important is how old she is lad..

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wow, starc is overrated af

CAMAAN GET SAM FAAKIN WIKAATS

Sky Sports are putting it on FTA if England win.

who? do i wanna know?

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Looking real grim. Congrats you English cunts.

every pub ever has sky sports

Think I might binge on the Gluten free brownies the gf cooked to cure my sorrows desu.

Starch getting btfo

Dilate, cunt
Consider deleting this sport and playing ice hockey instead

ginge to get another seething century

my god we are fucked

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Unironically wish Larkin Love was my mum.
But not for regular mum matters.

come back in 5 years, kid.

Kmart Australia is a separate corporation using the name ‘Kmart’ on a long term licensing deal. The two have little-to-nothing in common.

brown qt spotted

>paying for a TV loicense AND cable TV
Absolutely unbased, cringe and bluepilled.

crowd is full of indians
surprisingly not many are actually wearing the shirts maybe they thought they would get beaten up by us strong drunk english

he's an afghan refugee who knows fuck all about any sports but is on Yea Forums all day every day using it as a social hub, basically any general, he's in there posting cringe despite not knowing anything about the sport.

Lots of Indians in the crowd wearing England t-shirts cheering our boys on. Tebbit would be happy to see

very routine win

The Cricket World Cup trophy is gonna look great next to the Oye Hoye trophy

need a wicket

Should be.
Sky have said if England reach the final it'll be broadcast on FTA TV. I think Channel 4 are in talks to show it.

Free asap rocky bitch

>No opening gollapse
Looks like it's coming home bois

>Starc

starting to think this pitch is actually good

All the England supporters are so fucking old.
Is cricket in England going the way of Baseball in the USA?

SHUT YOUR BRAINLET MOUTH

>ausFAILia

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Selfish poos should have put their tickets back on the market. The ECB guys were practically begging them on TMS during the India/NZ game.

fuck off I saw her first cunt

test

i wasn't actually being insulting in my original question famalam

i used to watch cardcaptors when i was younger and remembered it was the shit. nicktoons stopped showing it.

im thinking about geting back into animay but at the same time idk?

DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA

aus meme bowlers rekt

Pozzies getting btfo

So much for another exciting semi final

>India losing to poopeeland
>Australia losing to englel
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

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wait! CWC 2019 is not being shown FTA in the UK?

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA

Need a wicket this over or we’re cooked

Rain might save the Aussies. I'm not happy

A poor old man came riding by
And we say so, and we know so
O, a poor old man came riding by
O, poor old man

Congrats England, 1 WC compared to our 5. Really top stuff

starc is supposed to be good right

need a piss lads and the cunt is hogging the bathroom

so glad this and the final are curry-free

would rather see a bunch of hairy, beer bellied englishman dancing than a horde of subhuman apes screeching every time an indian player makes contact with the ball any day.

>Shitchell Sterc

>Shitchell Fart

Crowd won't be ;) and next world is in india ;)

I'm seeing we owned 51% of it but now you've bought it outright. However
>Wanting our name
I'm claiming it

Nah we'll just play tomorrow maaaaaate

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how come starc took no wickets what the fuck

good thing ausbros are losing

Weigh-hay and up she rises
Weigh-hay and up she rises
Weigh-hay and up she rises
Early in the mornin'!

based

>pat cummins

i cummins ide ur mums arsehole

>seething this much

2 world wars, 1 world cup la

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>literal seethe

yikes

he's been shitposting on cric for a while now. pretty entertaining in all honesty

are you talking about penises?

c-cope

we lose for the betterment of cricket, keep that in mind when youre enjoying your "victory"

don't do it lad.. i'm just watching it until the GOAT first OP lasts

Textbook cope

love aussies
ate the fucking aussie cricket team
complex as really

wew lad
put a tenner on

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It's not a protected event by Ofcom so it gets bought up by Sky for subscription.
Even the Ashes are not of FTA any more since the ECB begged Ofcom to demote it so they could sell it to Sky.

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it actually doesnt bother me when it's in india because that's there country. the way our native indians and pakis invade our beautiful english grounds like orcs to cheer for another country disgusts me

>getting out to woakes and rashid and letting bairstow and roy get away
As if anybody should expect to fucking win off that shit

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would love to have sex with this girl haha

>Not Miss Missa X
Poor taste desu.

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Love seeing the based afghan poster make you lot seethe so much. Good on you lad

dont even care about losing to the kiwis not gonna lie
india or australia would have been painful

if you feel sorry for him I understand

who?

No

We need to put an end to zoomzooms

englel it is then

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reminder the Redemption Arc has been cancelled and the world is better for it. Plus >we'll be done with Wognis by next summer

Just want to kill myself, lads

someone post the WORM please?

FUCK THIS SHIT SPORT

MOMMY

wickets required I'd say

cute belly

my great great grandparents were first cousins

YOU MAY NOW ONLY POST ITT IF YOUR TEAM WILL BE PLAYING THE 2019 WORLD CUP FINAL AT LORDS CRICKET GROUND

not so fast ausfailia

Literally yes

We need to get the meme T20/100s shit on free-to-air TV or it will only continue to die out

Why would any country host a "WORLD" event and not broadcast it free? Poor taxpayers.

Were the Olympics also not FTA?

Now we are ready to sail for the Horn
Weigh hey, roll and go!
Our boots and our clothes, boys, are all in the pawn
To be rollicking randy dandy-O!

don't be silly, Roy

*comes home twice*

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CORRRR

hnnnng

Does Ray Winstone even act anymore or does he just appear in sports betting app adverts

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tang_Wei
Watch 'lust caution' its really great and you get to see her boobies too as a bonus

what does barmy army means ?

my great grandparents were
spooky

getting seriously grim here lads

Why the fuck don't you cunts have a big bash tier summer tournament. Pyrotechnics and big sixes are required for the zoomers.

COASTING

(please God don’t let this jinx it)

she's 39? fuck yellow don't crack

oh I've seen Blackhat, shit how could I forget her

this is just pathetic. disgrace to the country. *spits*

Because lobbyists from the likes of Sky and BT Sport push for their own interests in allowing sporting events to be opened to their subscription services.
It's shit and needs to change, but I don't see it happening any time soon

we have football

We do. The Virality Blast. It’s the only thing that keeps county clubs afloat.

>can't bat
>can't bowl

>tfw australians are the only ones who dont fuck off the second their team starts losing
based us lads

aussies begging for rain here

So? We have gayfl and make it work.

>you now realise that we're literally going to win by 10 wickets

T20 has just been handled like shit here since the first couple of seasons, and the television thing just scuppers the chances of making it a 'big' event

Oh, poor old Stormy's dead and gone
Storm along boys! Storm along John!
Oh, poor old Stormy's dead and gone
Ah-ha, come along get along
Stormy along John!

Off to work lads

England will easily be able to keep up this strike rate and cruise home to victory.

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They're kept afloat by payouts from the ECB, not anything they actually bring through the gate.

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pretty confident Australia can win the ashes ngl

fucking hate that cunt

yes, the Olympics are one of the golden sports that must be on FTA.

there's a reason why the only people talking about the Cricket World cup in England are people over 60, and people in this thread, and the women's football World Cup has been all anyone has talked about sports wise for a month

*be's shit at cricket*
bad feel lads

Cricket is more of a social event than a sport desu.

Just get the ashes back on channel 4

Peak cricket popularity was the 2005 ashes and it was last cricket i've ever seen on free-to-air tv.

Don't have to meme up the game.

HURT EM LADS.

roy has def solved our opening batter problem

I dug his grave with a silver spade
Storm along boys! Storm along John!
I dug his grave with a silver spade
Ah-ha, come along get along
Stormy along John!

Cmon master england, win it for me

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We have the meme 100 coming up soon, which everyone is totally excited about.

direland

I fucked my cousin when we were both 16. It was hot.
His dick was on the small side though.

based hard working ngubu

Patt "pussy crusher " cummins

Over Sky's dead body lad

Trips and England collapses within 30 runs

>Just get the ashes back on channel 4
Not going to happen. The ECB purposefully went about protesting for it to be downgraded so they could sell the broadcast rights to Sky.

unironically so true, which is why it needs to be on FTA so its accessible to people

dubs and pozzies are btfo

>the women's football World Cup has been all anyone has talked about sports wise for a month
Seriously? I didn't hear a single person down here mention it once, and I know a lot of football fans.

im to do the airport run lads be back in a hour and 3/4s

She's lovely aloft and she's lovely below
Is the sailboat Malarkey

But she's best on her back as you very well know!
That sailboat Malarkey

Post more but I need NAMES

WONT GET NONE OF YOUR CDS BACK

presume he means people have been talking about how laughably shit the standard is

Time for LYON

alright lad I'll keep your openers safe for ya

>Zoomers will never know what it feels like to sit on the grass and sink some tinnies with mates while watching a test

Honestly making me depressed.

TEMMMMPZ

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>bowling anywhere near leg side to roy

/cric/ is comfy again now that all shitskins have fucked off.

Your mums a tunnel and your dad's a poof

the woman commentator has a very calming voice 2bh

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KICK OFF YER HD TV FROM THE STAND

casual racism is not allowed in this subreddit

Same. It excites faggots on social media who never go to any sporting events and just want to virtue signal, and the media itself was desperate for people to care.
But I never actually heard anyone talking about it in the real world.

Problem for Australia is England are happy to be patient and get a steady 5 runs per over to win.

>racism in /comfycric/
Shut up freshie

not even mentioned in the media here lmao

love this semen demon

INGERLAND

So it's agreed that Gazza is gonna get a double hatrick right boys?

I mean yeah its not going to happen
Just saying its literally the only step required to make cricket popular again

*behrendorff webm*
>this is our le 2nd tier bowler
>god le help you pomgolia

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>tf
>tp

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are there any Aussie-exclusive pornsites?

Reckon unless he saves an English child from a burning building or something Smith is going to get booed for the rest of his career here.

maybe spin is the answer

>Loin

Come all you young sailor men, listen to me,
I'l sing you a song of the fish in the sea;
And it's-
Windy weather, boys, stormy weather, boys.
When the wind blows, we're all together, boys;
Blow ye winds westerly, blow ye winds, blow,
Jolly sou'wester, boys, steady she goes.

Highlights reel of Jason Roy WALLOPING Aussies to this needed

why is that? I don't usually follow this game

*smashes it for 6 first ball of the over*

WALLOP

If a building caught fire over there, he'd be lucky to find an English child.

but you are still here.

I think unless he saved Her Majesty the Queen herself he would get booed

BBC are showing two England tests per season next year. So a step in the right direction.

got banned for cheating

Oh NONONONONONO

thinking >we could do with some better selections by some better selectors

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gotcha

Nah just find the right parts of mless.
B4A2803

He's a ball fiddler

I'd like to officially switch my allegiance from Australia to England. As long as poo peeland gets SMASHED in the final I'll be content.

The bright side is that England winning is good for the sport, right

using sandpaper to rough up the ball to assist your bowlers, then assisting in a cover-up to avoid the whole institution of aussie cricket getting buttfucked, and only being suspended for a year tends to turn a couple of people against you

lol get them out australia come on

>the final is between the 3rd and 4th teams from the groups

big fan of this format

blacked.com

i think you overestimate how much we care about her lol. that's just the older generations

Garry lion more like Garry garbage at cricket lmao

Work just called, lads.

nah I honestly think it will stop after this summer

In all seriousness, they could make Cricket more popular by putting local county cricket on free to air. People don’t realise but 40 years ago that’s what ITV regions did before they consolidated and killed regionalised regionalised shows

Except they'll choke in the final and lose to New Zealand, losing any possible gains.

hit him out of the attack

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Australia are truly pathetic

England are playing fearless cricket. And getting away with it all..

love watching roy bat

We need this guy back

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>only being suspended for a year.
No other nation would've given their players even a quarter of that punishment.

Abby winters?

Used to be aussie heavy anyway

>Not wanting a close final

Don't understand people like you tbqh

>Lyon

Absolute state of this hairlet

who selects the selectors?

Sounds like a crime that warranted a far longer ban

WERE PEAKING SO FUCKING HARD.

WERE GOING TO SCORE 500 against NZ

CAP THIS

Does England still boo Michael Atherton?

Would love to see Roy launch it right in Lyon's AIDS face.

kek you cant even bet on Australia anymore
this is OGRE

my mum thinks if you leave a lamp on overnight the house will burn down

oh well lads at least you get to go back hom-

oh wait, you need to stay and get BTFO in the ashes too hahahaha

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GOAT desu

easy world cup boys let’s celebrate now

Yeah, bad commentator

I blame SA for this.

Roy would have no clue against a decent bowler. Dire state of aus bowlers

are there even enough decent aussie pornstars to make one? only one i know of is angela white

Kek!

Australia isn't even going to last 20 overs lol

needed Wade, Renshaw, Big Billy, and for Renshaw to allowed back and for Shitner to be excommunicated

The average Australian cricket fan looks like this right now.

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Is there anything more comfy then being on the same amount as balls bowled

Fucking kek

time to bring McGrath and Warne out of retirement I reckon

kek

>5 wides

they've literally given up. grim

>5 runs for free

Big billy has had a career ending mouth breathing related injury

This

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>5 wides
OH NONONONO

>Don't even need to hit the ball for boundaries
based

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2nd Renshaw = Bancroft

ok this is grim.

Destroy me englel

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OH NO NO

Sub Afghanistan performance here

MENTALLY
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K
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>bairstow dead
KEK

oh dear

Honestly, the Aussies should just start bowling bodyline.

>Aussies reduced to appealing whole-heartedly for LBW decisions when the balls is clearly missing leg by six inches

Truly pathetic

>5 wides

The Poztralian FEARS the Kiwi

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>losing by 10 wickets to englel in a world cup semifinal
KEKEK

Retire Bairstow, save him for the finals

rooted

LOLOLOLOL

Ashes whitewash incoming*

*if it Dosent rain

Should've had his fingertips sandpapered off tbqh

Girls Out West

BAIRSTOW STAY ON NOW

Has a wide ever gone for 6?

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what makes this even funnier is that we literally don't care about this sport outside the ashes and australia love it

>More injuries
Time for Vince to sweep in and take glory in the final.

>Bairstow injured
>Vince in the final

NO
NO
NO

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the ginger is dying of sunstroke

>the aussies
you know its bad when >we gets dropped

Ok so Australia is going to lose before the 20th over

What chance do we stand in the Ashes lads

Big fan of your gross hairy lezzas desu. Not my go to wank but a nice alternative.

Physio got in deep there

>>we

Imagine wanting your bat or card signed by a member of this shite australia side.

Only way you can get a boundary six is off the bat.

>ugly dye haired fake lesbos
top tier, i love a trashy wank

>australia
oh no no no no

Warner rubbed sand paper on Bairstow's groin

GIVE HIM YOUR RUB LADS

There was an archer wicket earlier in the tourney that clipped the bails and soared off, would have been a 6 if it was a no ball

What happened to bill burr

mentally cooked tbqh

Not even. Cricket is dying user

BOOMER
G
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Don't think it's possible to bounce a ball 80 yards

For me, It World Cup. Nothing really compares to the World Cup.

I fucking hate Australians so much. you deserve this.

miss me yet straight edgers?

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Want some anglos to rape my mother and sister

>Smith playing with a bat

He really is obsessed isn't he

>American music
THAT'S RIGHT

SAUCE YOU FUCK

Proper choon lads. Red hot chilli boys

Could clip the keepers hand to 6

...

>players like Roy gonna be World Cup heroes
Grim

>RHCP
Ugh ... the worst

I want ur mother and sister

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what are you even doing m8

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over the past few years crowds for non meme cricket matches have dwindled massively. even big bash cricket crowds are almost half what they used to be

didnt england lose 100% of games with cuckfield in the squad lmao

got trolled lads

>36 million more people

truly a mystery

not with that attitude

probably be competitive but lose every test. richardson should go well with the red ball

>cooked

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because cricket is gay and boring, im just here for the memes

Putting the kettle on, who wants a cuppa?

10 WICKETS LOSS ON THE CARDS

rude

I would say in like 20 years or so cricket will be a shadow of what it used to be

and without Plunkett. Maybe they can counteract one another

REMINDER Australia had a 103 run partnership during our innings, this just makes the eventual englel collapse all the more sweeter

me on right

go back

only if it's yorkshire tea lad

>cuck zealand

Not a fan of Finch’s sleeveless jumper

why?

>Eng vs NZ final
yawn

I'll have a ginseng-infused cup of green tea, thanks.

India is the land of cucks lad

think this is a bit fucked lads

England win

Remember when the video of this was on YT for years and was marked as permissible art until YT eventually relented

REMINDER Australia elected to bat and were reduced to 14/3

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seething

Yes. Dropping him to virtue signal was dumb as all hell.

Bairstow
Roy
Hales
Root
Morgan
Buttler
Stokes
Woakes
Plunkett
Archer
Rashid

Is the best 11, Woods overrated and Moeen is shit and in the side on reputation only. Root is a capable 6th bowler.

>not hating le ebil aussies like a redditor is reddit
yeah righto love

Post the rest if you're not going to provide sauce you smelly fucking paki

OH NONONONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHA

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

can someone post the worms?

>new zealand either lose two world cup finals in a row or england choke the biggest chance to win a world cup they've ever had

seems pretty good

>Hegre

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for you it's also 3 meals a day, hygienic living conditions, and the assurance of not being shot in the head any given time of day.
>malnourished tigers
oh no no no no no

NEED a new thread lads

either youre australian or youve never actually been there. or youre just a fucking north islander in which case you should fuck off to australia anyway

Who is the most obviously partisan commentator, and why is it Michael Slater?

Even when praising England he's got to mention their coach is Australian.

Do the English (white) even watch the cricket, or is it just the paki population still pushing it?

NEW

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lol

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Tipping an uptick in the amount of Gayfl discussion

north islander but yep, been there and it was sound every time desu

>mitshit shart

Australia would kill for a cricket crowd like that

One day poo, one day we will win the world cup.

I have been trying find her name but to no avail.

shit taste, shit island

How do you do the ball hitting outside the line on the up with your head over leg in the air at the fielder but never get out anyway
t. Justin Langer

Spilled coffee on the carpet the stains fucking everywhere cunt

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Red pill me on north island

gooks, islanders and shit house prices

Can’t help but feel somethings going to go wrong. Watching England across sports has broke me.

twice as many maori
3 times as many asians
4 times as many pacific islanders
less picturesque
more expensive
more crime
more uptight about everything
its basically australia

THIS OVER, HOLY SHIT. FUCK STEVE SMITH.

LADS

holy kek

SEETHING