Shouldn’t you be good at sports if you spend all day watching them, user?

>shouldn’t you be good at sports if you spend all day watching them, user?

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Well I spend all day watching porn and I'm no good at fucking.

You have never fucked to begin with.

that's cuz most porn stars don't know how to actually please a woman

they're just good at fucking women hard and making them act like they're enjoying it for money

porn sex has not much to do with real sex, lad

Your skin is flawless, Lana. I really like looking at you, cutie.

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fuck outta here thot lmao

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Im hella good at wanking tho

I agree with Hans

t. never had sex

I'm really good and I mean REALLY good at watching sports. I know exactly when in the second quarter the beers are chilled if I put them in at the start of the pregame show. I know to start the grill at the two minute warning before halftime so that the burgers will be done right when the third quarter starts. I have an absolutely balling command and control center that I switch between awesome party music and the game so nobody watches the commercials that also allows me to shitpost on spee while hanging out with all my friends. I have that nice 4k 55 inch samsung tv that looks better than real life. I have a secret nacho recipe that everybody raves about.

desu if watching sports were a sport then I would be a pro

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>not the webm
the fuck

yup thats it *cracks up a monster:tm:* now if i could only get rid of the wife haha

I bought you that orange juice and this snarky attitude is the thanks I get?!

Imagine marrying and having kids with a literal whore

not just a whore, a whore who films the act and releases it for everyone to see

Every single woman in the world is a complete thot. Might as well go for one that is smoking hot and up front about it.

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Too much ass

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What's this about? It's gotta be important.

I'm guessing she made money through a premium snapchat and they banned her account

Only more than a thousand times, but sure sure whatever makes you feel better

ok incel
dont @ me

>Every single woman in the world is a complete thot.

Why is it so easy to spot incels?

please be my gf freulein

*@ you*

Because they try to overcompensate by calling other people incels.

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>familys

>you are telling me you stole it.....this is stealing

So by your logic you're an incel by claiming I'm an incel because I claimed that other user is an incel?

>Shouldn't you be a God with how much you like judging people, also have sex with me you fucking whore piece of shit suck my cock bitch

If you repeatedly get bans for posting these threads, can jannies perma ban you after a certain number of strikes?

I am good at spearfishing.You reminded, lets go check the fishing store.

Nah, it's always just a 3 day ban for the OP.
Once these threads go up, you can post what you like in them, you don't get banned.

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I'm sorry, I don't speak incel

pls delete this burnvictim-dick

Cut dicks look so fucked up

The janitor is obese, mentally ill and overpaid

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>homemade

Not always. It's against the rules to respond to troll threads

>that's cuz most porn stars don't know how to actually please a woman
how can you tell when you have never watched them in private you retard

This isn’t a troll thread

Am I dreaming or there is a jew in the thread posting degeneracy and insulting jannitarians

I don't think it's ever enforced. I posted like 15 porn webms in a thread a couple of days ago, jannies just nuke the thread. I guess it's just too much work for them.

lel, i could understand if it was a non white dick.

>the Isreali is posting degenerate shite yet again
Well atleast it isn't the fucking peruvian scum doing

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she was a legit 10 before the surgery

>machines
>degenerate
The least degenerate genre. You goyim are fools

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I'm good at them, bitch

based robot jew haven't seen you in yonks

You know what, that's actually a fair point.

Let me rephrase then: What you see in porn is not necessarily what real women would like you doing to them during sex in a situation where you did not pay the woman in question to act as if she's enjoying what you're doing to her.

>yet another porn addict thread
misery loves company

O son of Jacob, I the son of Ismael. Abraham says its degenerate,period.

Based Jew fucking machines poster

>The least degenerate genre
But yet it is still degenerate

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Why does the machine need balls?

Snapchat deleted all accounts which had sexual content in their stories. I can understand her anger a little. For many pornstars their private snapchats became their main source of income so that policy change really sucks for them.

boo hoo they have to actually whore their cunt out they cant just sit on their arse

fuck off incel. most women in professional porn enjoy it. most women irl want to be fucked like that

>be a thot
>primary source of income is being a thot
>get mad when times change and things become more censored
Nah bro I got no sympathy for that.

They need to just get with the times and start selling their bath water.

Lmao at whores lol. Thanks for these, truly refreshing.

This, if your going to be a thot, do it without actually being a thot.

oh honey

The problem is, Snapchat is having a bit of identity crisis right now, it's slowly becoming that app where people sell nudes. They are so lax on the type of content people post, there is no general moderation unless something gets reported. If it keeps up it will get the boot from the App Stores.

Adding on to this, they are also putting themselves at risk by turning a blind eye since pornographic content needs release forms and follow a compliance.

He's right. Vaginas get sore after some time of hard fucking. Also some are less deep than others so if you're anything like my size of 7,5 inches, which isn't that big after all, you have to be careful even with a fully lubed up benis.

The best way to do it in my opinion is missionary while both laying on your sides in bed. Gives you the space and comfort of rubbing or flicking her clit and her the feeling of still riding your dick somewhat and able to go deep both slow and fast, where slow is generally preferred.

T. Get called chad by my group of friends all the time and now have a steady relationship for over 3 years already being able to give my girlfriend an orgasm every time

Who.

t. dutchad

No lusting !

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Why does every British slag look like some version of Maisie Williams.

They're not all like that but its a common phenotype for sure, but Maisie has the obvious FAS look

>FOCK OFF
I can see the British accent lmao

How can biological lifeforms even compete?

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Based suraj

Goddam she is so pretty, name?

It makes me glad that the israeli FM poster is still here