/cric/ AUSTRALIA v ENGLAND GAMETHREAD #5

>starc bats
>starc bowls
>starc fields

the man is based you can't deny that

Shot

STARC GONNA GO HAM AND GET US TO 250

How do we stop the disgusting encroachment of GayFL and Soccer onto actual respectable sports like Rugby and Cricket bros?

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Will Smith get a century?

Pakistan beat England so if England win the world cup its fucking bullshit

>le yorks tailenders man
>horrible test AKA real cricket performances
>based

ha

Just put a fiver on Australia

Too bad he married a mini cave troll

those fucking indian competition winners in the meme seats who have both bought matching aussie tshirts and flags from outside
cunts

no

We play rugby and cricket in the summer.

don't fancy facing Starc on this pitch

>mark wide

Aussies on track for a decent score considering the start

Good lad

Will Smith get a throne in Bel Air?

>will Smith
What a joker

6 over to go and smith still not hitting

what does he mean by this?

Last two digits is how many runs Root gets

cringedia did just as badly and they made like 220 which is probably more than this

>letting them get 200

disgusting

14 runs from 23 balls
truly an astonishing performance

Really feel Australia need to up the run rate here.

this is the post

What's the deal with this Mark Wood Englel?
>Can't bowl
>Last in the batting lineup
What does he even add to the team? Is he at least a good fielder?

WALLOP

Umm I’m a fan of the Australian national team

What the fuck is happening to us bros?

They only need 200

HOLY WOLLOP

No way England can chase this. Australia are on target for decent 230+ amount.

grim wallop tbqh

you were saying sweetie?

Rugby membership is down massively.

Attendance for cricket is dreadful.

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WALLOP

All this proves is the pitch is still good for batting

pozzies have really pozzied this up

Unironically reckon this is a 300 pitch, so like 270-280 would be par for a knockout game

On my way to work, lads

soccer isnt encroaching on anything mate, its less popular than ever.
i dont know how to save rugby though, honestly i play thugby league, utter joke of a sport but for what ever reason has more popularity than union. people would give a shit about union if our good athletes actually played it and we didnt routinely get pumped

Last 3 digits is how many runs England get

Christ, Starc is going to win them the game

oops haha

Starc getting MotM

Rugby is grim

Where are the wickets

Give me the wickets

who are the bogans of australian cricket other than warner? serious question

>steve shit
Just get the bowlers out there.

Plunkshit

Grim.

Union is for pooftas

Cope. Starc will remove your top 5 in the first 3 overs

the bogan generation have mostly retired
warne will never be matched

Rugby has never been more popular than Cricket, AFL and League.

Soccer has stagnated since 2006

Anyone who plays or likes cricket is a bogan.

I’d be Lyon if I said Warners cummins wasn’t a Finch who makes my Khawaja as hard as a Stoinis fresh from the Smith. This is in Starc contrast to the man himself who is not very Hanscomb

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Sending my energy to my ANZAC brothers

God I hope so!

>barely any English flags for IND-NZ yesterday
>a ton of them in the thread today for ENG-AUS

CASUALS
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Khawaja

FUUUUUUCKKKKK

GET WOAKES ON EOIN YOU FUCKING POTATO CUNT

Well I say

starting to believe again lads

i like plunkers but he's really ballsing it up here

My theory is that Rugby Australia needs to expand to Perth and SA

going to get 250

grim

garbage bowling REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

a few more wallops please
230 would be nice

KEK he got smacked silly by a cooked south africa
you're done here mate

Appreciate him while he still plays, once he retires he'll be remembered as a legend

I never stopped believing

>11 Rugby League World Cups
>5 Cricket World Cups
>2 Rugby Union World Cups

Australians are pretty based.
Nobody on earth has more World Cups than them (18)

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kek not happening

I get the tactic and whatever, but smith has been on strike since the second ball and has not once taken it upon himself to play aggressively. everyone who has come in has had to soak up the pressure while spudders hands them strike and plays anchor. maybe he's decided low 200s is a good score but you'd expect him to at least try to establish a bit of dominance so somebody could get set, especially considering he took about 4 overs to get 2 runs himself.

250 it is then lads

my theory is theyre all dumbcunts who are completely incompetent haha

grim?
more like based

Woakes for a hat trick this over

>Rugby League World Cups

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>first boundary for Smith since over 29

he's the aussie dhoni right now
if he got out at any point before this we would be 150 all out, he literally HAS to stay in for any chance

Rugby would do pretty well here in SA I think

Khawaja is unironically a bogan

That's only 7

Nah you needed someone to stop the collapse.

>Rugby has never been more popular than rugby
user, I was talking about League. It's dying. Membership is WAY down and so is attendance

Australia winning the rugby league world cup is like an American team winning the superbowl

god i love being australian (south african living in perth)

>get woakes
>go for broke

Rugby League World Cups
The only country that cares about League as much as Australia is Tonga lel. The other two are pretty based though.

>people actually think 250 will be a challenging score

cute

The trophy should go to either ENG or AUS. NZ doesn't deserve a trophy. They are not as strong as the rest of the teams

If 60% of smith's shots predictably go off leg side why can't they contain him

based lad
would have a braai with you

Pretty based post not gonna lie
Im actually an iq tester and i reckon youre easily 190

>207-7

wtf happend Australia?

No way England can chase down 250

hate cockwanking
love bumwanking

simple as

just tuned in bros
what the fuck is happening

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Need 260 desu, minimum 230

DESU lads I don't care if we lose. CumGod breaking SMarsh's arm is good enough for me.

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Lucky for them they won’t have to.

That's what I thought too, but the last Roosters v Storm game RA didn't advertise at all, and only 16,000 people went.

>11 Rugby League World Cups
lol

a cheeky woakes hattrick would be nice

Good score considering

R E V I E W

Will Smith score a century?

BASED. Speak Afrikaans?

UMPS CALL

>knocked out india for us

that alone makes them god tier

this might be grim

ITS FACKING COMING HOME

UMPBALL

Kinda thought it was going over Tbh

tidy stuff, woakes

Will Australia's no. 3, Steve Smith, score a century?

any time mate

nah lad english parents

South Africans are unironically the worst white people.

Based DRM rigging for the Aussies.

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Shame. Great ball.

kek

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
BASED
FUCKING
UMP
wants to see Schmitty make the 100

Yeha the team I least wanted to face was India

Me mums south african so i can take them up ditch them as i please

Do you think the umpires get offended when they go to a review

>being south african
Grim

Me in Afrikaans i can only tell you to go and shit in your mums cunt

Obviously going to hit the stumps, why not out?

starc is a fucking gun

>get in the gap and go hard
lewd

>all the virgins ITT shitting on rugby league

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It's probably just kind of funny

>Starc looks like he’s taken the Khawajapill

>umpires call
hmmm

>Starc running down the middle of the pitch

Fuck off

reminder that poohli's ball was hitting less on a wicket than smoth's umpire's call

Starcgod picking the gap.

Lying on the Shakti mat lads. Did my back and now I'm on my ass and hamstrings. So good

for me it's starc as a top order batsman

Please answer

This crowd makes a Bulldogs vs Warriors at ANZ crowd look good

who is the most famous australian person of all time lads?

HIT SUM FAKIN WALLOPS

Shane Warne

Business idea: Burn your review early so the umpires on field err on the side of giving your team the benefit of the doubt so that they don't look foolish for making a bad decision against a team that can't review and then taking advantage of the resultant umpire's calls.

Schwarznegger

There’s literally nothing wrong with being a virgin

I’m a kissless virgin at 25

the wiggles

england didnt pick willey so they need another penis euphemism player

zyzz

SCHMITTY READY TO HIT A FEW SIXES

>wanting to watch a bunch of stocky Maori’s grapple in tight shorts
It’s all just a bit gay, you know?

nah hes in

>Starc makes 29 without any issues
>Aus fans still think its a tough pitch

heh

Steve Irwin

Alligator Dundee.

Fucking Smith choking again.

your sis is a bit ugly m8. i hope she doesn't have a youtube channel

WHAT A THROW

Erwin

FUCK

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Told you lads

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RUN OUT

chris hemsworth

Rolf Harris

Errol Flynn?

fuck
fuck
fuck
FUCK

whats the point in the review if it doesn't overturn the refs decision

Grim

probably kylie

no

GONE
GONE
GONE

230 ALL OUT

guptillesque

this angel

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behrendorff out for a duck

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He is kurdish

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Zyzz

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I don't really understand that myself.

Hope someone capped it

unironically probably chris hemsworth or the other one thats wolverine

why didn't he dive

YOU'RE FUCKERED NOW LADS

Matthew dellavadova

When the fun stops. STOP

HATTY
HATTY
HATTY
HATTY

ON THE CARDS

Another one bites the dust

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H A T - T R I C K

GONE
GOTTEM
FUCK OFF
ITS OGRE

that's a good score lol

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Mahendra Singh Smith BTFO

jacko from the energizer ad

who is this roidy paki. looks more english than aussie

Cricket is slow enough they can waste some time reviewing

gg england it's coming home

LMAOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo

ME OH MY I HAVE ENJOYED THAT

WOOF

>smith
>be in whole innings
>fume when your team mates get out
>score about 1/3rd of your teams runs
>no more hiding, forced to accelerate
>get out

>The Current War

Movie looks fucking shit!

CALLING IT AGAIN

TUMBLING DOWN

cheeky

I'd suck Woakes' dick t b h

fuar

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHHAAHAAHHAAHHAAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA

run out isn't a hatrick

>England finna boutta be the first ever country to have won the three biggest World Cups on Earth (Football, Rugby, Cricket)

APOLOGISE

the god of /fit/

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steve smith has just ran out the ashes

BTFO

Lads if I move to Australia can I fulfill the meme of becoming a miner and getting an Asian gf?

I wanna fuck Vonnie

Phar Lap

240 off the cards here lads

HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAA
AUSKEKS AUSKEKS AUSKEKS AUSKEKS

>Woakes to Starc, OUT, Two in two for Woakes. Both set batsmen gone. Why didn't Morgan go to him earlier?
>Smith was run out

Poor performance from England. 230 to much to chase!!! They’ve bottled it again.

CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nightwatchman Lyon gonna hit some boundaries lads. Calling it.

a run-out counts towards a hat-trick??

don't think it should teebeeage

James Tedesco

>won the t20 world cup
>won the odi world cup
>been #1 in the test rankings

only poondia can boast this

>Eoyne was planning to only use Woakes for nine overs

What the hell is with his shite captaincy

Lads

>mining jobs

2010esque

Lyon finna hit a six

Lyon has a better strike rate than Smith

Margot Robbie probably will be

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IT'S

can't wait for englel to realise 180 is par

what's up with these poms throwing the ball in the air after a wicket

Australian lads what actual work is there for working holiday visa man

Pakistan's done that as well

This

If you get an Asian gf all of your descendants will be miners

Pakistan and West Indies you filthy casual

Asian gf spotted again on the replay.

can you please refrain from using vile racial slurs such as the P word

That was a nice run out though

prostitution

remember when Sri Lanka beat England and everyone was talking about how England were going to finish 6th

kath and kim

>getting knocked over by Slowkes and Ratshit
>getting knocked over by Slowkes and Ratshit
>getting knocked over by Slowkes and Ratshit
>getting knocked over by Slowkes and Ratshit

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the 2020s will be known as the asian gf decade

hope you're right lad

based england

Smith got MEGGED and run out. They should have rushed him

Travelling with gf not an option sadly

Shame your kin won't

>hurr england have this in the bag despite this being le bat first and win tournament
really? I would still have aus as favourites

Only spud smoth could be runout through his legs

Lads my stream just went to shit, anyone got a more stable one?

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How much wood a Mark Wood mark if a Mark Wood would Mark Wood?

>Last year the FIFA World Cup final and the men's Wimbledon final clashed
>This year the Cricket World Cup final and the men's Wimbledon final will clash - in the SAME CITY TOO

why do they do this

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not sure about this claim.

BLOCK SAM FAKIN BALLS

>the absolute state of australia rn

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>lose wickets every time you start to build momentum
this is the australia from the first 6 months after smith and warner were banned

tennis is for poofs

God I hope so

snew.notabug.io/r/InsectsEnthusiasts/comments/cbt1uw/0930_gmt_australia_vs_england_2nd_semifinal_2_v_3/
Take your pick

Fruit picking is big amongst backpackers. Farm work in the right season. Mustering out in the deep bush if you can ride a horse.

>Lyon buying time for the rain to start

It’s actually pretty difficult to get (you)s in these threads for some reason

England will surely make this pissweak total

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Who the FUCK cares about tennis

>he watches Tennis

KEK IT WENT THROUGH SMOTH'S LEGS
GOD IS WITH THE ENGLISH LADS

Millions do, you daft twat.

stream?

ah thank you

>oh no I'm going to miss Nadal v Federer again

Fuck sake the yellow fever is back again.
Stop going on about chinky girls.

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England would have made 380 on this road

>Top teams in the world can't score run in a world cup semi finals
Why are England pitches are so shit?

OH NO THE MENS WIMBLEDON FINAL!!!!

...

tailenders making batting look easy
bit ordinary from the top order

they're playing in the semi tomorrow so that's impossible

Posh cunts

Don't mind me, just handing out (you)s to everyone posting right now.

Considering they're the semi-final tomorrow, there's no chance of that final, you thick wog.

Nadal v Djoko actually

>RUN OUT
>BALL GOES BETWEEN HIS LEGS

Thinking about not watching the rest of the match lads.

THIS IS NOT SHOPPED
>IT WENT BETWEEN HIS LEGS HAHAHAHAHAHA

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>223

that's a yikes from me

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officially ogre we only needed 49 overs to post a GOAT score

Gone
Gottem
fuck off

WOOD WOOD WOOD

ALL OUT
FUCK OFF

THATS WHYS HES THERE

This English crowd is cringe

Very, very grim lads.

who would win: asian gf vs future cute blonde loli daughter

if only he had bigger balls

Well done on missing the point, Abdul.

GET THE FUCK OUT

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GONE

Grim looking total.

>224 to win

no need to do anything daft, lads

Off to work

223-10

who knew /cric/ had such an anti-tennis bias

brainlet here

isn't the game supposed to last 50 overs

it says 49 overs bowled and now they're going off

finch and warnie the useless cunts

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this pitch did a lot
we still have a slim chance but i shall have to find out in the morning

I-it’s a defensible score lads!

would be nice if wade were selected

Fuck bros, I don’t think we’ll be able to defend 223

chasing 223 is not as easy as you think it is
im still predicting england to lose

2 wickets in the first 10 overs, 3 more in the next 10

this

DER DER DER DER

FUCKING CRINGE

Asian gf with cute hapa daughter who lucks out and gets all the white features.

MEGGGEEDDD THE WORLDDD CUP MATEEEEE

must be an interface error

Anything mate loads of Aussies are lazy soft lads

Cos, there's no posh cunts in cricket.

'no'

>can't even bat out the 50
kek

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU PLAY ON YOUR MEME TINY TRAMPOLINE GROUNDS POOSTRALIA

don't think i've forgotten 2015

Waste of good grass

>poolapsing to fucking woakes and wood
Is this the worst or best world cup?

tennis is the other summer sport mate, fuck it.
think a lot of aussies here watch tennis though

>all those nonwhites chanting in the crowd
That's the real grim here lads

english top order will make 224 in 30 overs

Now watch England completely fuck it up, cos you know, England being England they're bound to fuck it up on the eve of a sporting final.

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10 wickets taken la

I'm from the future and here are Australia's bowling figures

-------------------O,M,W,R
Behrendorff - 10-2-2-41
Starc --------- 9.5-1-4-39
Cummins ------ 9-3-1-31
Lyon ------------10-1-2-48
Maxwell -------- 6-0-0-29 (1 run out)
Stoinis ---------- 4-0-0-27

fuck this noise I'm going to bed

Finely poised
50/50 at this time I reckon

This. Australia would have made 350 at a canter if Wade were in instead of Hanscombe.

>223
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How much could I earn working in the mines in WA lads?

>If Smith had a bigger dick he would’ve stayed in

New Zealand would have beaten poopeelia with their grim 240

your mum loves picking my fruit and then I muster into her deep bush

England will make 223 off the first over

For me, it's easily bowling England out for 190.

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wrong

An England batting collapse is practically a tradition, so I'm not counting my chickens, but they've given themselves every chance to win.

our brave aussie battlers will take it home for us

no >we won't

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milk truck just arrive

this is going to be really interesting. if you think australia can't defend this (wrong) then at least ask yourself can englel choke this?

nice London accent

How good are tits but

Honestly reckon >we'll bottle this

Reckon England has a very marginal lead here lads.

Also
>woakes 8 overs
The fuck you doing Morgan?

love low scoring thrillers

jofra is based as fuck
would have a beer with him

australia had enough at the 30 over mark. this is a 100 par pitch and nothing more than that

England are much better at batting than fielding, though. They've had some huge totals lately.

It's not a sure thing but still.

#EdgbastonSoBig

Archer sounds so fucking special kek

bet he used to eat glue at school

Why isn't my man's playing for the West Indies?

WHAT AN INNINGS

70 RUNS ABOVE PAR. MAGISTERIAL PERFORMANCE

Pretty damn good. Especially small ones.

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someone spread the rumour on Tuesday that if the game ends in a draw then we just let the team that finished higher in the group to go through
This is incorrect.

In the event of a draw, the two teams play a superover.
6 balls, whoever gets the most out of their balls wins. If you get a wicket during your 6 balls? That's the end of your over.

That simple.

Resting him for the third place playoff

WA economy has collapsed. You’d be better off in Tassie.

a rare portuguese

Will Smith redeem himself with his lethal leg breaks?

Few hundred k but its hard to get into and its the fucking pits while you're there

of course

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Alright "Richard" calm down lad

english top order gonna bottle it like the indian one did, english middle order is gonna do even worse than the indian one because they lack a cool composed world cup winning veteran like dhoni

screencap it

i unironically think we're in a decent position lads

fuck off pathetic doubters >we are winning this by at least 5 wickets

Who is this incredibly tanned anglo?

Just got off the blower with Strauss
Told me it's a 50 par pitch.
We're fucked.

lads

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Nonce

Business idea:
If you bowl a team out you should get to steal their spare overs for your innings

based dutch

So true

REMINDER that when Australia beat England in the group stage it was Vince opening

>root
>not cool and composed
he'll scored a sensible 70(75) lad

Is that an insult?
I'll have you know moving to Tassie is extremely bigbrained.

I assume you mean a tie? You couldn't play another over in event of a draw.

What if you bat first?

AJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

Fund it

after origin last night and now this i'm starting to feel a little numb inside lads

I unironically hope stoinis kills himself after this joke of a performance
hasn't done shit the entire time

I like small tits too. preferably on 11 year olds

thank you Afghanistan, very cool

Need to know people to get these jobs doing fuck all for 100k+

yeah fuck him

still got the rugby world cup haha

then you bat again for their remaining overs

>lets have a bawl
Fucking rag

what's the difference between a tie and a draw?
they're synonymous

Off to the pub. Hopefully that cute redhead that I utterly failed to strike up a conversation with last week is there again.

> Let's have a bawl
pretty good bantz by the sun

I prefer adults.

what do indian girls think about those creepy online indian men
could a Caucasian rip it up in india?

Not in Cricket.

Draw = can't play, usually due to weather/time
Tie = both teams end with same number of runs.

>missed both important last wickets getting another scotch
Why do bad things happen to good people

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You fucked that 40 year old you keep staring at?

fuck off richo

But you won't need to bat again if you bowl a team out after batting first.

Grim.

That's why i get my mum to cook all of my meals.

>not prefering cheap 50 yo prostitutes

Big brained

>could a Caucasian rip it up in india?
Yes, especially among those in the middle and lower castes. They're mostly hoping you whisk them away from their shitty lives.

>t. went on a 3 month long romp in India during his gap year.

you sound very autistic my septic friend

based septic

Really going after that difficult Yea Forums audience

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>warnie not having his own mic

BASED

>trusting wogs

they've been fifth columns from the start lad

>not going to the local paki restaurant and purchasing a feast for less than a tenner

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Never match with Asian girls on tinder.
Just white bints and black slags.
Not happy about it to be honest.

Not that bloke sorry.
Though I have had 40 year olds in my time.

reminder that australia batted first and therefore autowin

youtube.com/watch?v=MqUA9ts97R8

Are they a bootleg nando's or what

>They're talking netball
What the fuck

Goosey, you here m8?

Aussie fans on suicide watch

Seems it (Piri-Piri menu), I'd never heard of them before.

Will we at least win the Netball World Cup?

literally hadn't heard of them before in my life until they were on the India-NZ ad break yesterday

>

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The fucking Sky Sports screen on wheels always gives me a giggle m8s

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Being 40 and sleeping with 40 year olds doesn't count

Extra good if you're into little girls.

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yeah mate

all the black power malcolm x marcus garvey "Decontextualise your whiteness" type of black girls in my school were always the types to end up with whites and all the normal ones ended up with blacks

weird tbqh

You sound Canadian

pepes is grim, overly dry chicken

pretty cringe but also a bit based

based based cringe based cringe cringe based

this was never funny
i dont know how it ever blew up

Cringe

I'm 29, though I look rather older due to years or drug and alcohol abuse and a receding hairline.

I see the pac man and text around the page but the middle is just white and nothing loads
Help I feel like a retard

makes sense, they want some utter beta white boi who will do everything they say or they're basically a slave owner.

I like that pengest Munch chap. He's funny and does good chicken reviews

sounds like a poofter

youtube.com/watch?v=-FHOKwM8rvY

>I ask you Shane, if not for the power of Allah, how would you have taken wickets?

>receding hairline.
You can stop this user. Or at least slow it down. Use onion juice (unironically).

r8 my snack

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>tfw haven't seen this copypasta in years because /cric/ got taken over by redditors

t. 2016 time traveller

Lyon with the best strike rate in the team

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Gonna add the first dislike

AUSNZ literally have the dietary habits of 6 year olds

Don't like the presenter womans eyebrows t b h lads.

Peak of human civilisation

>NZer eating a bunch of Aus food
Typical. You’ve been trying to steal our food since you lost the Pavlova to us.

because a fat fuck
TOO MUCH chicken
TOO MUCH munch

Think curly hair on women looks shit

Not been on here for a while, where did all the ''personalities'' go? Statschink, gentleben, daniel etc

Aussie rules just BTFO

KEK i forgot about this

The diet of CWC finalists

are those 4 unwrapped chocolate bars penguins?

Well I guess it's kinda normal for New Zealand to steal things that belong to us.

They started watching Soccer/football instead.

bullied the fuck out by Shitspouter.

The state of these literal road wickets

Sebbo got btfo by Warney on stream and hasn't been seen since

Interval choonz
youtube.com/watch?v=DNPlBP02gOI

Shitspouter bullied them the fuck out

It's too late. Will probably shave it all off next year.

>why yes, m'lady, i am indeed an australian!

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>Aussie rules
Ackchually we call it GayFL here

what the fuck is that toast?

What the fuck is Australian food?
Shit from all those Asians isn't yours so I'm curious. The chocolates are English

It’s fairy bread ya poof.

its called fairy bread and its very elite and manly

Bro. Unless you've got no hair at all you can save it

roo on the barbie

I wouldn’t talk about stolen food culture if I were you, Amerifat.

Bro it is shakib

Made it 20 seconds this time

It's called fairy bread you fag.

bro it is shakib

post a pic mate

>all typical American foods are stolen from other cultures

>eating a kids food called fairy bread
>calling others fag

tipp toppy kek

I'd fight toof and nail to save my hair tbqh desu

But if you've given up on it then that's your perogative

Northeast and Southern food are ours but thank you for acknowledging you have nothing. Even vegemite is just inferior marmite. So don't talk down to the Kiwi

brb lads. Just going to have a bat before bed

WOOSH!

move out the way cunts. superior bread based national dish coming through

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You can't steal a 'culture'.

Pretty much just niggers..
>American bbq
niggers
>Fried Chicken
niggers
and on it goes.

>used A class for £179 per month
cheap deus

Any more streams? Mine is kill :(

youtube.com/watch?v=8n9YWNX4rOk

cyclingentertainment.stream/australiavs-england/

>Visit Birmingham
oof

>literally eats faggots

Reroll

Genuinely worried here lads.
Worried that Malinga will turn up again.

All we need is England to be England. A good old classic English batting collapse is in order boys.

kayosports.com.au/fixture/sport!cricket/series-icc-cricket-world-cup!1/fixture-australia-vs-england!4248

Southern food like Tex Mex(ican)?

Is anyone going to make a new thread

Thanks Lads. x

Fuck off, paki

enjoyed the new raid in wow lads

GONE

GOTTEM BACK TO THE HOUSING TRUST

YOU FUCKHEAD

australia... more like ausGAYlia hahahaha

Our Roy, our Bairstow. Tommy Robinson supporting patriots

yeah mate

Heard a rumour that the covers are about to be put on, can anyone confirm this?

...

>Tommy Robinstein
Grim

ignore

>vegemite
>until January 2017, when it was acquired by the Australian Bega Cheese group in a US$460,000,000 (equivalent to about $470,000,000 in 2018) agreement for full Australian ownership

no one has heard of this shit over here. How the fuck is it worth nearly half a billion?

the stuff they eat in Oceania...

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Fried bread sandwich is better

Vegimite if Marmite for women mate. The Yanks probably eat it with that luminous mustard.

What backwards part of Britain are you from where no one has heard of vegemite ffs