/cric/ AUSTRALIA v ENGLAND GAMETHREAD #4

Do I dare to dream...

I'm inclined to say Australia have still got this in the bag
any score above 220 won't be chased by england

maxxy is due to be fair. tipping a big score here lads

australia currently lead by 121 runs.

cricket

At this rate New Zealand is

Any prediction for Lord's Conditions? Swing? Turn?

For me, it's washed out and share the cup

Having a big think about this post

dont let england win plz

>aussie woman commentator

England are winning by 29 overs.

This. The Smith-maxwell partnership is the one

Boss has asked for a shift

When you are 80 years old, wrapped in a blanket and comfy in your rocking chair by an open fire, surrounded by your great-grandchildren; you can tell the spellbound youngsters about the time you saw Lord Rohit Sharma equal, then beat Sachin's ODI double hundred record with effortless stroke-play against the dominant soon to be again world champion Australian team including a record 16 sixes.
The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Rain begins to fall outside the window as your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the 264 he scored against Lanka again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary hat trick against Mumbai Indians!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the 177 vs West Indies...Grandad..G-Grandad?'
The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Rohit's hundreds flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup hundred in the deadly quarter final against Bangladesh, the 150 in Kanpur. That cut shot against Steyn. They know what is happening. They are scared, but calm.

The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, and a cricket fanatic who spends every free moment outside hitting a battered leather ball against the wall. 'Don't be sad. He lived a hell of a life. In the age of Rohit.'

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I’m here for this only cos it’ll royally piss off the Aussies

its coming home

SLOPE
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halooo

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SLIPPY

samefag

Aussies literally only need 240 here, starcy will fuck them up

would it be gay to suck her cock?

based hat

for me, it's sukisukigirl

Nice autism hat

i dont even care if we lose, i just like seething steve smith bat

steve smith is elite it's a shame he's so unlikeable

I predict a century from Max. Some big power plays about to come from this partnership

Will Young or Gareth Gates?

No better feeling than being set at the crease, middling most balls. Fielders have relaxed into thinking they won’t get you out anytime soon. Field goes back, runs everywhere.

solid edge maxy

for me, it's harrietsugarcookie

PLEASE Maxwell don't meme it

England will win this match yes yes nice price I give good deal yes yes come cheap offer

Depends if it's real or plastic.

Closeeeee

will smith be able to guide them to a halfway respectable score?

Fucking hell.
Am I a poofter now?

be nice if maxwell wasn't retarded for once

Daniel Bedingfield

Tough to describe that feeling to someone who hasnt felt it, havent felt it since Goulburn 3rd grade 15 years ago

Darius

neesh wouldve caught that

maxwell out for less than 20

*looks for some runs*

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Smith is getting run out. Cap this

>Maxwell
>Averages 30
>1 (O N E) century in his career

the absolute state of Australian hopes right now lmao

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0/50 in the next 10 PLEASE

*finds a dick instead*

Wouldn't mind hitting those gaps tttt

Similar to taking cocaine; you feel unstoppable

maxxy is such a shit ODI player, i remember back when he scored a double ton in shield cricket once and everyone was sperging about how he should be in the odi and test squad

JOF

This is the year of the bits and pieces cricketer

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colourblind is actually catchy as hell

CAM ON ARCHIE MY SON

put me in the cap

GET IN TO EM
FUCK EM UP

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we are

Will smith (the player out in the middle, not the actor) get a century?

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love this lad
he is an elite banterer

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Reminder that if Vince wasn’t run out by Lyon in the first Test, we’d have won the last Ashes series down under

It's post over 30, which means this is now a t20. It also means Maxwell is now good.

drone strike

kek, didn't realise he was this bad

for me, its an ENG / NZ final

>has only faced 90 deliveries this world cup

FUCK OFF PLANE

BZZZZZZZZZZ

low flying plane incoming

"No"

> (just kidding)

ah yes this is part of the "plan" i forgot

he's literally your insane grandad on facebook

and he's running the world kek

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Based

Reckon we can defend anything 200+, fucked otherwise

Yes

using your baby to signal boundaries is child abuse desu

isn't it illegal to fly over sporting matches?

New Sun 0))) sounds lit

the you-kay

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this plane needs to fuck off

I remember opening against the team top of the league (we where 2nd) and they wouldn’t shut up, chirping non stop. I absolutely nailed a late cut and it was literally 2 yards to the side of 3rd man and he couldn’t stop it, and they all instantly shut up and stopped talking. I then played all around a straight ball was dead lbw 2 overs later. Thanks for reading my blog

he's such a good cunt

we all knew it was coming lads

as I said in the first thread, this is a flat pitch and this is the most grim batting display in any semi final ever

this is great banter

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>that fucking plane

odds on it being a paki trying to 9/11 the game out of jealousy?

>score predictor: 248

dot ball

>score predictor: 251

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j-just... just based

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240 score incoming, Stark to cleanup the top order

Epstein distraction interference still running

WALLOP

Adil Rashid's cousins are circling the ground from the air, ready to kamikaze should he be hit out of the attack

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>that last tweet

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THE BIG MEME

vuvuzela time

Life Metal or is there something even newer. That ones on my list to listen to. I just want to wear some druid robes and go see them in some smoke filled basement venue.

>plane
FUCKING HELL THIS IS THE THIRD GAME

He’d be fucking based if he closed all forms of social media and fake news tttt

It's Murdoch in a helicopter, that's why Sky Sports isn't slagging them off

please save us maxgod

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make it stop

as if there is anything nice to look at from above birmingham

>blitzkrieg intensifies

based pakis saving the country again

seriously, who can stop >us

Isn't it a drone

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more likely a chopper no? the sound is to constant to be a moving plane

This is one of the actual airline pilots who post on /n/ (horrifying thought)

Was making a joke about the plane buzzing lad. Life metal is pretty good though

cringy fat mong

alright this is based

not unless it's on fire desu. most likely some cunt flying a banner again

come to pepes

wow woowww wooowwwww woooowwwwwww

Too long didn't read lol
>a poo
Lol

pic related the plane

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kamikaze inbound lads
hopefully it takes out a few brits

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helicopter sounds completely different. it's a light plane

A plane. It flew around the stadium during ENG v IND and PAK v AFG too.

>so great looking and smart, a true Stable Genius

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>rashid

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Need more helicopter or drone

>world must speakadfhshfdsfdskfhsdakflhdks

so true

pengingham is a lovely place

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>someone at Sky shot down the plane in the ad break

Based

wtf

apu from the simpsons

he's literally called 'a poo'

did anyone notice this before?

wtf

if australia make 250 will that unironically be enough? the pitch should be going downhill and it isn't looking good now anyway

happy for him

what's it even say, 'world must speak for ...?

bet they set it up when they thought India would be in this semi kek

Congratulations to an assortment of Irish and Barbadian players for winning the 2019 Cricket World Cup for England.

God bless our green and pleasant lands.

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blackcaps fended off the cringedians at 239 so it should be fine

Israel lad any updates?

It says

"World Must Speak Up for Balochistan"

BASED PAKIS

reminder that StoinGOD is a test player, not a limited overs scoundrel

watch australia get 180 run total before being all out and england meet it in the 20th over
then england bats first in final against new zealand and gets 370 runs

blockistan?

w h o
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dont forget the south african and kiwi haha

have a day off rorke you boring twat

Yep, Balochistan, same banner as before

balochistan
paki/iranian separatists

how the fuck did I not notice that

how come i've literally NEVER heard of this shit until this world cup?

elite. Stable Genius writing the reality we live, one tweet at a time.

t. Mrs stoinoupoulos

plane was up there for what 10 mins
couldnt even read what it said
poverty as fuck

Don't think so, but >we'd be in with a shout.

conquered balochistan as the based mughals in an eu4 campaign lads

I don’t get it

Shivnarine Chanderpaul?

it will be defendable if we bowl well. Still a lot of batting to go though to even get that score.

Typical fucking Brum.
Always Paki related.

NEW

>maybe 10 or 14

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maxwell can't bat a sustained innings to save his life and the moment he goes we're fucked

bet the russians were behind that

a full strength Balochistan

because its one angry Paki in Birmingham with a plane

He's going to pop very very soon.

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i thought that was the joke

why so triggered

australia needs some more sixes

what

i went for a giant balochistan first time this morning after waking up

switching over to the bicycling

yeah but that was india, without those 3 batsmen they definitely wouldn't have met it

What’s going on in your life mate. Want to talk about it?

fucking based

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you havent released a good song since everyday is like sunday

starc will take out the english top order in 5 overs max lad

>Maxwell not memeing

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nice 4 but a 6 would have been more useful for australia there

>based paki
Why would a Paki fly that banner? Pretty sure it's and Indian who paid for it.

this match is going to be a carbon copy of the other semi isn't it.

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So cricket is dying
Rugby is dying

All we're left is faggy soccer. Fuck that

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>maxxy not batting like shit
yup we've won

better hope not because that would involve rain ahahaba

>England winning a semi
You tell me brehhh

afl is THRIVING

>afl is more popular than ever
fuck up idiot

Morgan is English though

>starts raining around the 45th over

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checked

business idea: ICC invests heavily in bringing cricket to Russia

I for one am intrigued to imagine what innovative methods of cheating they would come up with

>clarke & slater

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run total is looking grim
230 + will be a miracle

nah we'll be 80-0 after 10 overs

thanks tubbs

>be rashid
>go for over 6 runs an over in the fucking middle overs
>get a wicket because one batsman rightly went after you but fucked it
>get the worst batsman right after
>owen is so braindead he bowls you out

fartcher

GET OUT YOU CUNT

>GayFL
Yup. Go die

get your shit together jof

quite sure there are some racist undertones in this post

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>memeswell >memeswell >memeswell

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Smith not going to get his century

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MEMESWELL
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Will pull your pants down and slap your arse, mayte.

>memesbadly

maxwell does exactly as predicted

Thank you mr skeltal

I was close lads

we're a bit fucked now

>Yet to bat: PJ Cummins, MA Starc, JP Behrendorff, NM Lyon

>That Smoth headshake

lel

OGRE

>Losstralia

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lulled him in with the wides
big brain bowling

>getting out to an 8 ball over
Memeswell indeed.

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what happened i dont see nothing

Will they drop Maxwell for this?

SAVE US CUMGOD

Imagine the enormous boundaries they could make

ohhh very sad! for Australia

>>Yet to bat: PJ Cummins
literally our batting allrounder

buisness idea: 4s are now 8s and 6s are 12s to attract americans

the england player immediately threw it in the air
should be seen as a dropped ball in my reckoning

thanks for jinxing it cunt

inb4 >we are bowled out for 200

maxwell is so fucking pathetic, what a cunt

hey you guys should stop losing wickets

Why don't they other batsmen just copy Smith?

Big Show more like Big Shit

lads we just saw memeswells last game for australia. sad to see

just came in for me
>MAXWELL

>all these Australia posters attacking Maxwell saying he should kill himself

For shame

Typically meme’d dismissal

maxwell is literally incapable of staying in for longer than 30 minutes
if he made dots the entire time he would try and hit a six in the 29th minute to prove everyone right

ohhh very sad!! for Australia

>he doesn't know about the Aussie tail
laughing, get ready for 300 (50)

Literally a nothing wicket, was just a wide long hop he defended to cove

I'll keep that in mind.

When does Andrew Symonds bat?

boring one sided match, just a taste of how we'll dominate the final tbqh

>aussies can't cheat
>they lose
Dun Dun Dunnnnnn

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Same reason why our batsmen can't copy Kane

Roy plays for England m8

ohh very sad!!! for Australia

Smiths face was like "you're dropped for sure cunt"

world cup literally rests on smith's shoulders here lads

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smith fuming

could do with flintoff bowling a few here

Smith to get the runs, Starc to get the wickets.

business idea: dots become -4 runs, 1s become -3 runs, 2s become -2 runs, 3s become -1, 6s become +2 runs.

this, but unironically

He’s had a career ending petrol huffing related injury

#LuzhnikiSoBig

wanted to win this one ladshaha

nasty business

AUSSIES LITERALLY CANT EVEN GO HOME BECUS OF THE ASHES

bevan to settle things down

ohhh very sad!!! for Australia

Exactly this. This match was over before it began

But /cric/ told me Archer was shit

elite 23 (29) from Cummins coming up

We (Aussies) should declare on 213

kek

loving the optimism

It’s because they’re racist

They could hack snicko and hawk eye. Every catch magically takes and edge and every lbw hitting plum even when it looked miles over.

just make every run count as 2 runs, then we will see more high scoring matches

how english would it be if they lost 4 wickets in the first ten overs haha?

unironically was fuming about archer coming into the team before the world cup

>bowling out Archer now

What the FUCK is Eoyne thinking

just get us over 200 and we can dream of a meme

starc hattrick tbqh

That's... brilliant

Are you Russian???

Fuck off paki

fuckup you soviet rape baby

aussies are finished
it's over
just give us the trophy now

Got any screenshots? I'm a radio peasant today.

this is a 175 par pitch, mark my words

Our Australian attack is unbeatable. It's coming dude.

pointing at the tv, loudly sighing and rolling my eyes

unfair

I’d like to pat Cummins on the back

OGRE
G
R
E

did you mean 50 runs from 300 balls?

starc to score an elite 6 (3) and take us over the line

yeah thanks

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Feel much better about our chances of winning this match after learning this.

certain man ITT called archer shit
absolute brainlets

I remember we used to bitch that we always used to have to play the World Cup immediately after touring Australia. Now we've just flipped it so they have to spend like 6 months in England kek.

...

looking pretty grim rn

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Hea been averaging below 20 the entire time and people were still giving him shit because hes a gollywog

>have to spend like 6 months in England
wouldnt wish that on anyone haha

OGRE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK OFF BACK TO THE HOTEL
CUNTS

Warne - Lee - Dizzy danger trio guarantees us this match

RASHID

Buisness idea: dont loose 3 wickets to shit rash

FUCĶKKKKKKK IT'S OVER

IT'S OGRE

GONE FUCK OFF BACK TO THE ASHES GONE FUCK OFF BACK TO THE ASHES GONE FUCK OFF BACK TO THE ASHES GONE FUCK OFF BACK TO THE ASHES GONE FUCK OFF BACK TO THE ASHES GONE FUCK OFF BACK TO THE ASHES GONE FUCK OFF BACK TO THE ASHES GONE FUCK OFF BACK TO THE ASHES GONE FUCK OFF BACK TO THE ASHES GONE FUCK OFF BACK TO THE ASHES GONE FUCK OFF BACK TO THE ASHES GONE FUCK OFF BACK TO THE ASHES GONE FUCK OFF BACK TO THE ASHES

APOLOGISE TO RASHID RIGHT NOW

FUCK OFF CUMMINS
>MORE LIKE GONEINS
FUCK OFF CUMMINS
>MORE LIKE GONEINS
FUCK OFF CUMMINS
>MORE LIKE GONEINS
FUCK OFF CUMMINS
>MORE LIKE GONEINS
FUCK OFF CUMMINS
>MORE LIKE GONEINS
FUCK OFF CUMMINS
>MORE LIKE GONEINS
FUCK OFF CUMMINS
>MORE LIKE GONEINS
FUCK OFF CUMMINS
>MORE LIKE GONEINS
FUCK OFF CUMMINS
>MORE LIKE GONEINS
FUCK OFF CUMMINS
>MORE LIKE GONEINS
FUCK OFF CUMMINS
>MORE LIKE GONEINS
FUCK OFF CUMMINS
>MORE LIKE GONEINS
FUCK OFF CUMMINS
>MORE LIKE GONEINS
FUCK OFF CUMMINS
>MORE LIKE GONEINS
FUCK OFF CUMMINS
>MORE LIKE GONEINS
FUCK OFF CUMMINS
>MORE LIKE GONEINS
FUCK OFF CUMMINS
>MORE LIKE GONEINS
FUCK OFF CUMMINS
>MORE LIKE GONEINS
FUCK OFF CUMMINS
>MORE LIKE GONEINS
FUCK OFF CUMMINS
>MORE LIKE GONEINS
FUCK OFF CUMMINS
>MORE LIKE GONEINS

kek?

Why do we want Amerifats shitting up our pristine, dignified game anyway? Last thing I want to hear when I’m at Lords is Star-Spangled Banner overlayed with some lardass yelling out: “Get yet boigers! Boigers and hot dogs ear!”

alright I'm officially calling this situation as grim on the part of all cricket-watching australians

>Lyon to bring home the 300

this is the power of multicultural engalnd #strongertogether

on your bike son

>getting knocked over by Ratshit in a world cup semi-final
>getting knocked over by Ratshit in a world cup semi-final
>getting knocked over by Ratshit in a world cup semi-final
>getting knocked over by Ratshit in a world cup semi-final
>getting knocked over by Ratshit in a world cup semi-final

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SKIN CANCER
>SKIN CANCER
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>SKIN CANCER
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CUMGOON
>CUMGOON
CUMGOON
>CUMGOON
CUMGOON
>CUMGOON

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

OH NONONONONONONONO
>WHEEZE
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THEYRE NOT EVEN GONNA HIT 200

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Rashid knighthood guaranteed

roses are red
eat a dim sim
our batting order
is real fuckin' GRIM

Damn that joe root needs a shave. He looks like a homeless hillbilly hick.

>smith going to run out oif batting partners
all we can hope is based lyon holds the fort with him

GOAT RASHID
RASHID GOAT
GOAT RASHID
RASHID GOAT
GOAT RASHID
RASHID GOAT
GOAT RASHID
RASHID GOAT
GOAT RASHID
RASHID GOAT
GOAT RASHID
RASHID GOAT
GOAT RASHID
RASHID GOAT

starc will steady the ship

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I still think Englel is gonna bottle it lmaoooo

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*inhales*

Australia should declare

brilliant

>dim sim

inb4 England all out for 76

LOOMING

> CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH > CAN'T EVEN BAT 50 OVERS ON A FLAT PITCH

still 12 overs left

fuck me

>Australia is going to score less runs than New Zealand
Mate...

what part of england are you from lads? for me, its perth

It's stupid that the top 4 is determined by points accumulated throughout the round robin stage of the tournament; Pakistan should've qualified in place of Australia.

aussies paying $6.50 atm
get on

time for smith to slog

Australia should concede

Exactly this. We strategically play him so low for this very reason, to save us in case of collapses

please don't watch our sport you French fuck

if the next 2 days are rained out, we will win lads

>it rains all day
>it rains tomorrow
>australia win

>ITS ALL OGRE NOW
ITS ALL OVER NOW
>ITS ALL OGRE NOW
ITS ALL OVER NOW
>ITS ALL OGRE NOW
ITS ALL OVER NOW
>ITS ALL OGRE NOW
ITS ALL OVER NOW
>ITS ALL OGRE NOW
ITS ALL OVER NOW
>ITS ALL OGRE NOW
ITS ALL OVER NOW
>ITS ALL OGRE NOW
ITS ALL OVER NOW
>ITS ALL OGRE NOW
ITS ALL OVER NOW
>ITS ALL OGRE NOW
ITS ALL OVER NOW
>ITS ALL OGRE NOW
ITS ALL OVER NOW

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be afraid england
you're thanos
and stark just came in.

if they score a six per ball they would still be setting a good score

would be howling

That’s Scotland lad

based on this performance, they unironically should have lmao

based west brit

That would be the ultimate irony kino

I am from the english city of Toowoomba

I don't get it, why don't Australia just hit more boundaries and maybe the odd six, protect thier wickets and get a high score?

Baffles me

cope

stop being dramatic little girls, when shart pood comes back 250 plus will be on the cards

no rain forecast tomorrow.

is rashid, dare I say, /elite/?

they’d deserve it tbf

Wimbledon mate

Solihull

our lads arent the smartest haha

What I don't get is why the batsman don't just hit every ball for six

This is a starc contrast to Cummins

>It's stupid that the top 4 is determined by points accumulated throughout the round robin stage of the tournament
That's how it works in pool play for other sports world cups. Cricket just doesn't have the numbers for a proper world cup

It's ok to be /worried/ user. You're just playing the top team in the game.

We had to make it a little bit interesting for your fans but now playtime is over

lads how hard is it to be a good spin* bowler?

*(not a CHUCKER)

South Wales

everyone in this thread is english and you cant change my mind

Exactly.its thier job to!

so true

OMG LMAO

maybe smith can forge a partnership

you need to be born with frying pan sized hands

give it to me straight lads
is this grim

If Aus had just beaten SA in the final round robin match, the final would unironically have been India v Australia

oh no bros theyre gonna hit 190

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Newcastle

reminder, and as I've been saying across three threads now, this is the most grim batting display in any semi final ever

>got small ands

shit

no you're not

No. We have Smith so we're still looking at over 250 score user

grim but it is england and if anybody can choke a sub 200 chase its them, unfortunately. starc is also goat so there's always hope.

not if you get to 250

normally england would cream that but in a world cup semi with a fired up starc and with a wet outfield (showers forecasted later) they'd have every chance

Alright Smith, you've had your fun with the cricket bat. Time to fuck off now

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this but england v australia

derby (derbados)

I'd like to hit 190 too.

Fuck, I got wee little gypsy hands.

Lahore

>aussies unironically think they can win

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business idea: england bowl ten overs straight of wides

pretty sure most of them are being ironic

Of course i am. I'm from Calcutta. If that isn't >ingurand territory, i don't know what is.

how easy is it to score runs in edgbaston?
is it australia fucking up or a difficult pitch

australia needs more sixes in the coming overs

Its a weird wicket and england are chasing its all on the cards

it's called kolkata now lad

business idea: England and New South Wales Cricket Board

>entire top order gone in 3 overs
>is it australia fucking up

Is Starc really just Starkovsky?

Depends on the quality of the respective batting and bowling lineups.

Grim

around 270 - 280 is par, maybe take that down to 250 for the pressure. Australia are shitting the bed tbqh

uni results at midnight lads, might be the last time i post on /cric/ desu

Wasn't that Portuguese?

what came first croquet or cricket and why are their names so similar?

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good luck ausbreh

Who is the Hayden of the modern Australian team?

>blocking in the last 10 overs

grim

Goa was Portuguese

>starc keeps strike
grim

Renshaw

where did you go? Mine was weeks ago
I was the cunt that fucked micro economics but i scraped my way to a 5 somehow

Eng v NZ then it is

Croquet is definitely the posh spaz benders sport of choice.

Squash is alright

>lad with Asian gf
Lads...

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Warner is Hayden if his mother drank a lot during her pregnancy.

>a-at l-least it wasn't a m-maiden amirite guys?

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WE THEM ROY BOYS PUSSY WE THEM ROY BOYS

>DUHHHH WHY DON'T THEY SLOG IT 7 WICKETS DOWN WITH 60 BALLS LEFT
based brainlet

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Warner

Very, very grim lads.

GOTTA GET A GOOK

good one lad
fuck micro

no one
this aussie team cant hold a candle to the 2007 elites

>what came first croquet or cricket
....depends on who was giving the handjob.

not sure about your follow up question, sorry

>merv snoozing

Look at this power couple. WMAF is the best kind of interracial marriage. Beautiful. You just know that guy is the Alpha of Alphas like me because I like Asian girls as well.

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checked
well it was our capital for a while when you bongs exploited us

Had a nightmare last night where I dreamt I was foreign, not English. Horrific.

thats a 10/10 in ingurland

Big merv kipping

year of asian gf

>pick Stoinis
>pick memeslel
>actually think you deserve to win

o i am laffin

> The modern Australian family.

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seriously grim

Someone’s post the Asian wife picture

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No wonder u lot will be a chink colony soon, maybe daddy america or big brother India might save u.

>Good Aussie blokes lusting after chinks

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Grim

they won't even make 200
this is so fucking grim

i'm good looking blonde hair blue eyes 6'1 athletic but I'm also a 25 year old lazy neet, would asian gf be off the cards?

India's not in the Anglo-sphere you nonse.

theres a stark lack of runs rn

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newcastle

not sure why they take so long. i did okay in my assessments so hopefully i havent fucked my exams too much

Tfw no Phillipino gf

yes

Kek

Also works for south American wife. They are grim

Once you figure out how to use a toilet properly we're gonna be proper fucked.
P.S. I'm not worried.

Someone might want to tell smith you have to try score boundaries in the last 10 overs

STOP YOU ASSHOLE
JUST FUCKING STOP RUINING FUCKING CRICKET WITH YOUR NONSENSE POLITICS

GET THE FUCK OUT

Will Smith score a century?

Roy 1 (3)
Bairstow 14 (25)
Root 53 (76)
Morgan 0 (2)
Stokes 77*
Buttler 18 (10)
Woakes 20 (48)
Plunkett 15 (19)
Rashid 12 (29)
Archer 10 (17)
Wood 1*

Based Stokesy carrying us over the line

Should I:
1) Go to the old man pub for lunch and watch the cricket with a pint (alone)
2) Go get a West Indian take away and come back and shit post
3) Get a Pepes in for the memes (40 minute journey and would miss some cricket)
4) go hungry and kms

We unofficially adopted them

What’s your favourite band lads?

For me, it’s grimspoon

How do we stop the disgusting encroachment of GayFL and Soccer onto actual respectable sports like Rugby and Cricket bros?

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India is everywhere miyazaki san, u just need to open them eyes a bit.

predict how many overs we'll take to chase this lads?

i say 36.3

Depends, jap gf might be out of reach but Thai or Philippino definitely

he NEEDS to hop on the fin lads
it's almost over for him

Where do you even find good looking Asian girls in England? I live in Kent and don’t think I’ve ever seen one.

is this supposed to be C milk?

>implying Bairstow won't get one of his signature golden ducks

>Steve Smith needs a partner in crime

>good looking Asian girls
Oxymoron

I need to study a big fucking glossary to understand cricket

Obviously 1

aussies are based

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>36.3
Sounds about right. All out before the 37th over

Jolly well said lad.

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Yep this will happen.will win but do it the hard and nervous atusim way

I’d take 4 over the other three options desu

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45, you'll fumble it but get there in the end

who is he supporting?

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>brim hat
Cute

One.

But Pepe's for the lels

...

Introduce The 100 and glamorise it to high hell.

Essentially, the only way you make cricket popular with the youth is by selling its soul.

Then you are excommunicated from the Anglo-sphere.

You didn't ask us first, that's not what mates do.

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Towns and cities with universities. If in doubt go to Londongrad, there's plenty there.

>The 100
What

This is what happens when you let solo women rear children.

australia are looking at 230 here which, as we know, is defendable

8 seconds

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Will u guys celebrate if eoin morgan wins it for englel ?

Smith hasn’t made a boundary all game. Only 1’s and 2’s
OH NONONONO

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Middle class asians are butter faces with amazing legs

giwtwm

Mr.starc I don’t feel so good.

Plenty of Asians in Birmingham and black country

Damn....

>tfw you were born just in time to see the Black Country become the unironic black country.