Australia v England Matchthread #2

west indies had aus reeling and they still put together a good total and got btfo. I have hope that they will come back and destroy us

ITS CAMIN HOME

Why are you aussies still here? gluttons for punishment

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LOL CALLED IT

FUCK YOU WARNER

>NOT OUT
What's point of review with all these technologies if Umpire's call stands?

Smith is gonna save us lads

good toss to lose, lads

>imagine simultaenously being this right and this wrong

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this is the partnership
not even worried

Move out of the west island m8

Why is footbrush allowed to stay out there? He should walk

here m8 take this and say you're a scaffolder

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Imagine being worried

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THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF AUSFAILIA

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The BBC live text is tragic

>we'll have a bat, thanks

pretty b&r my potato famine friend

me? cool, calm, and collected

well done m8

we should just re-take over australia the fucking state of these cunts being so shit that my day off is wasted. not even a game anymore

Wasn’t the guy calling for stokes to be dropped as he was btfoing the saffers called Richard from London too?

For me, its sending Carey in next

cant wait till we get the next wicket

Who are supporting in the final my friends? For me, it's new zealand.

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NZ > Australia
My reasoning for this is Aus are world class on home soil on their meme wickets, below average everywhere else
NZ meanwhile are pretty much the same on any surface but have a lower skill ceiling, but higher skill floor.

might go to Edgbaston with the lads after work with the lads and have a scrap with some rowdy aussie cunts

so true

england still have their review
based

STFU kiwifag

lmao is this the best batsman in the world smith?

HES SHIT

posted this in the wrong thread haha

AFL is a god tier spectator sport, honestly. Plus it's so ingrained in our culture that it'll never die. Even fobs get into it here. It's also starting to grow in the two non-AFL states so in several years from now it's just going to be more popular than ever.
Cricket's not in bad health here, though. The new tv deal is shit for t20 and ODI but no one cares about those formats here compared to test cricket. The test series against India got really good TV ratings despite our best players being banned and us getting BTFO. Plus we've ALWAYS been a home season casual country, away series never got good ratings.

Why did they bother with Handscum?

>It's coming home
Since when was New Zealand the home of cricket?

LITERALLY ONE FOOT IN THE FINAL

THIS DOES NOT SLIP LADS!!!

Should have fucking walked

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

ENGLEL VS POOPEELAND GAMON

>aussies do well when they have the most opportunities to cheat
its cricket's greatest mystery

Since yesterday

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Not
Worried
At all

>yfw David Warner takes the match winning catch

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O Y E H O Y E

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No mate the best batsman in the world is king Kohli

yep he's well known for being shit, and someone called him on it today

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since next Saturday

Based
>England have never won the Trans-Tasman cup
They really are pathetic

Did Warner get Kohli’d?

ZZZZ this is over, off to play some xbox

>Meanwhile, at Auscunt anons house

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Where are all the Indians at btw?

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Dubs and full toss dismiss

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Imagine if we had Wade instead of Hands(free)cum

Big fan of that autism hat.

England are playing well here in a Subcontinent city

>Australia won the toss and chose to bat

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Is Steve Smith related to MS Dhoni?

>2.6 RR at Edgbaston

absolutely grim Aus brehs

>biggest shit on th poms ever

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DICKERS

here

swinging

if we win, great.
if we lose, well, i will just watch AFL and forget about this.

Looks like England fell for the Warner decoy wicket. Literally not even worried

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>Below 12
Hahahaha we are dominating

oh dear what on earth is happening ausbros? missed the start of the game

C O P E

par is 250 here today

I'd like to punch Michael Clarke in the throat.

How are you feeling my fren?

150 on the cards here

CAM ON INGURLAND
LES SCORE SAM FAKIN WICKETS

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Looming

That cup is ours

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Is there anything worse than accidentally super liking an uggo on tinder?

at least wait a few overs for the damage control cazz

perusing some pre-match articles about how warner is the key and when he's fired up there is no-one better and england should beware

>kiwis getting uppity after last night
Don't jinx it

Still call up handscomb to replace koala, but should have dropped stoinis for wade imo

Why are you here and not at the game?

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following up?

Ah yes, he was just a fall guy to get Steve Smith 1(13) and Peter Handsfreecum in

>Yank flag in Edgbaston

Fucking fuck off, rats

getting tired lads, it's been a long tournament

might go bed

fucksake handscum, just get out already

ok we made it a little competitive for them now we can play lads

You think we actually care if we lose on Sunday?

Can’t help but think Australia will have to start getting more runs in the board should they want to win this

living in a barely habitable wasteland

Aaron Finch rn

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After years of smashing uggos you get used to it. Some of them have pretty great bods.

Heading to the cattery on Saturday m8

Why are Indian fans so obnoxious

BOWLED HIIIIM

might get my hottie ready

WAEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY

After losing two finals in a row, yes

hahaha this was the kind of ugly that didn’t even warrant a look through her other pics.

>So much movement in the pitch
Why are england pitcher are so shit? Batting first have won pretty much all the match.Terrible world cup.

seeing your parents murdered in front of you

we don't even care about this sport friend :^)

OH NO NO NO NO NO

Messaging a slag and realising she no longer uses the app.

At least we get a new edition of the_most_important_delivery_of_his_life.webm

getting worried lad, aussies are going to start hitting the ball any over now

alright this is officially grim

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imagine, just for second, actually being an Australian

OH NONONONONO

HANDSCUM GONE

FUCK OFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

fuck me, I take that back

BEAUTIFUL

holy shit ogre already

all me :)

DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA

OH NONONONO
AHAHAHAHAHA

BOWLED HIM

WORK JUST CALLED

200 is par here

Jesus fucking christ.

Not
Worried
At all

>australia
hahahahahahahaaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO NO WHAT IS GOING ON HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what's that song they're playing lads?

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That's it. Middle order exposed. We're done.

May as well send in Carey now, we're already 5 down

I don’t live in England m8

that was gorgeous

GONE ITS OVER

not been very impressed by this batting performance so far lads.

whatever we've already got five, about time to spread the love around

Oh no no no no

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Smith has a chance to become a god here

The AFL has requested the SCG again consider introducing a drop-in pitch, however the push has been met with strong opposition, while it’s currently logistically impossible in any case.

The SCG Trust has created a drop-in wicket committee to explore advances in drop-in wicket technology and consider the needs of all sports partners, saying it was set up at the request of the AFL.

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ENGLAND ON FIRE HERE LADS

Ikr

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how about 20?

Looks like a low scoring wicket lads

DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DEE DO DO DEE DO

grim thought

Poopeelia having an absolutely INDIA of a game

well it was a nice world cup while it lasted, good luck to new zealand and england in the final

We are

There was zero reason to bring this faggot in and not Wade. Awful selection.

100 might be par here lads

can't wait for maxlel to come in for his 10(3)

C O P E

>tfw im about to win the office pool

I love ENG bros

1 more wicket quickly please. Not being greedy

While the Sydney Swans has traditionally been the major winter tenant at the ground, it is currently also being extensively used for Rugby League and Union (and Football in summer) while the Sydney Football Stadium is being rebuilt next door.

The increase in traffic at the ground has led to major turf issues, reported back in March and April when large sections of turf were replaced following a Waratahs game and Melbourne Victory player Terry Antonis collapsed on a raised edge of turf and had to be carried from the field during an A-League match. Sydney FC relocated their next home game to a different venue.

At the time, Cricket NSW and Cricket Australia pushed back on the idea of introducing drop-in wickets and the SCG Trust indicated they had no plans to introduce them. While it seems the Trust may now be considering following the Adelaide Oval and MCG, cricket authorities continues to push back, saying it would result in “boring cricket”.

It's believed it’s logistically impossible to transport portable pitches into the ground at present unless further stadium developments are made. It's likely it wouldn't be seriously considered until the ageing Brewongle and Churchill Stands are replaced and a tunnel is built that allows the required machinery to enter.

The Sydney Morning Herald published that the redevelopment of the SCG under a previous administration was deliberately designed to make it difficult for the drop-in trays to be transported onto the famous venue.

Plans were drawn for the new $197.5 million Messenger, Bradman and Noble Stands, which were opened in 2014, during former chairman Rodney Cavalier's 13-year reign.

Cavalier, who resigned in 2014, remains adamant the SCG will not follow in the footsteps of Melbourne and Adelaide.

"Both are in AFL cities where the dominant business is AFL, that's not true in Sydney," Cavalier said.

Should have played Joe Burns honestly. They'll be regretting this decision.

Then you really don't know us at all. We're laughing at the fact that we're even in the final. When it comes to Cricket we're like the Ireland of Rugby, we shouldn't even be getting to the semis

thinking 60 is par here, aussies positioned well

90 might be par here bros

little dicky docky doo

doesnt matter really anythting over 120 is easily defendable on this pitch. absolute mine field of a pitch lads

>All these posters thinking Australia has already lost
>Forgetting Aus are yet to deploy their secret weapon

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FAKKIN CATCH IT YEW MONG

when's Jadeja coming in to save the innings?

60/10

dubs confirm

>15-3

arsenal.com/news/club-statement-laurent-koscielny

honestly reckon 80 is about par here

The SCG and the Gabba are the only major Test venues in Australia not to have switched to a drop-in pitch.

"I'm refusing to concede it as a possibility," Cavalier said. "I took the same view when people asked if cricket was going to Homebush. It was not going to happen. I never budged. That attitude was correct."

Not everyone in cricket circles is against the idea however, with former NSW captain and Australian wicketkeeper Brad Haddin open to the prospect, saying the Adelaide Oval wicket was proof it could work.

you mean wade

What's the difference between Australia and yogurt?

Leave yogurt alone for 200 years and it'll grow culture.

>1 off 15
Dhoni tier batting.

Work’s called sorry ladies

>150 is a par score
>Australia about to be all out for less than 100

DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA

Denial

don't worry lads, 15 is par on this pitch, anything more than this is a bonus

casual bandwagoner here

aren't Australia meant to be good at this sport?

>WE'LL HAVE A BAT

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>I have to support NZ in a cricket final
SHARN’T

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ITS OUR FOOKIN YEAR LA

What's that song?

a muscular 1 from 17

Literally tried. On Stubhub and Viagogo, tickets were going for £300+.

The one person (Indian) I knew who had a ticket wouldn’t give it away for less than £150.

Hmm yeah I think par might be 70 to be honest

why do so many of you boneheads talk like you're actually playing in the game

>extensively used for Rugby League
>extensively
hmmm, are they sure about that?

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Maxwell has been bumped down the order, be patient

>1 (17)

kek

>forgetting about the based wogGOD and cumGOD who will easily knocked 20 6s each

It's all over for England. The Smith-Carey partnership is unbeatable

this is all Philip Hughes' fault

>1 (17)
>we'll have a bat thanks

Going to Bunnings for Mr Warne la, you lads want anything?

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yep, this is the partnership alright
smooth sailing from here lads

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we are, im literally bowling next over, if you're not playing fuck off out our chat

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Should have sent the big meme out see what happens, couldn’t get worse desu

which sports other than football do england cares about?

youtube.com/watch?v=-m7e7tCn7Bk

>1 (17)
based smith reminding us why he's the GOAT test batsmen

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they are . The pitch is just difficult to bat on. England batters will shit the bed as well .

Get us a snag, mate.

Forgot this was on tonight.

That's right. Everyone knows English arms are weak with the bat

Must be some Indian lads out in the car park scalping tickets cos the ground seems to be filling up

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THEY'RE TRYING TO INJURE OUR ROY

I honestly don't know why they play H/A games in major stadiums, just play them at the local park and leave the stadiums for origin and finals

this is the partnership lads

cricket when they win
rugby when they win

G'day lads, i've got a tip for you for tomorrow.
Geelong Race 6, No.1 Inayforhay

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convinced australia will be looking to maximise their total here

>tfw both Aus and the poos bottle the semis

Steve Smith to bat out the 50 overs, finishing with 17(191) as Australia post a respectable 112/9

You think THIS start is bad?
Wait till you see Englel
They will be 7 for before they reach 50

literally all australia need to do is score another 300 or so runs and we'll be fine, just calm down dumbcunts

pretty based actually
the minnows are rebelling

killed him

>Smoth

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BLOOD

ABSOLUTE SNORTER

HE DED!

BLOOD ON THE PITCH LADS

ROUGHED UP

Does it hold as many people as the MCG?

Right in the chops.

Australia has this weird fixation with playing in overly-sized stadiums with the atmosphere of a funeral

Guptillesque
Don’t forget he won the game for them later on

BASED ARCHER

reckon we've got enough lads

THAT SHOULD STUNT HIS RUN RATE

losing to a better team isn't bottling

ENGLISH ARMS ARE WEAK WITH WOODEN BATS.

Sean Abbott would be proud

fucking murderball lmao

sanga sounds like an abo who's been on the fumes

OUCH

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Get ready for a broken fucking helmet

Good to see these “English” lads doing countrymen proud

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>1 run

archer isn't elite said the cazzie pozzie
literally mogs on starc

Kek I love that game
Can’t believe I watched that entire thing

a b s o l u t e l y b t f o

CHIN MUSIC

EAT THAT YOU CUNT

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imagine if england were 19/3 after 8 overs, we'd be on our 7th thread for all the shitposting

that was pretty filthy from archer tbqhwy

NRL, Ayy and RU have this weird fixation with playing in overly-sized stadiums with the atmosphere of a funeral because they so desperately want to mirror the success of the AFL

imagine being responsible for the only aussie semis loss in the CWC
hope finch ropes himself if he can reach

Grab me a few pieces of two and a half. I've got a Rugby club roof to tack up and the Schlamonga ain't looking to clever

Anyone got a stream?

ingurland

Only one man can save Australia

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Are Australia heading for, dare I say, another >60 all out?

OH SHIT

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Just had a really nice moment of clarity guys. I just realised it’s quite a marvellous thing that we can all be connected for this event. Even though are country’s are on the other side of the planet. Cricket was always a sport that was celebrated around the world by and it’s a beautiful thing to see it still alive today. The fact that we can share are anger, happiness and celebrations with rivals from across the globe is quite magical when you think about. I wonder what the founders of cricket would think about it? I doubt they even fathomed the impact this bat and ball game would have. I hope the banter never stops.

Isn't it on English free tv?

>9(3)

gay lol

shut the FUCK UP daniel

...

Starc will take 6 for in is opening over confirmed

I've sucked dick and even I think this is gay.

>are country's

Nope

tipping 7 broken arms in the 2nd innings

what a lovely little post user, my thoughts exactly

cyclingentertainment.stream/s1-india-vs-new-zealand/
ignore the url, it'll take you to the game
It's on Sky, so no.

Puff

bit gay lad

Its over for kangaroos

nope only the final will be when we make it

smith gets a run

we'll have a world cup exit thanks

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The pissed off the big Carey machine. He's mad.

DEEP INTO THE SECOND STORY FOR 6 GLORIOUS RUNS

well, are they?

Can't stand people using are instead of our. It's almost as bad as he's instead of his.

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score some FUCKING runs

I want to break your faggot jaw. Shut up you cunt

this isnt reddit you fucking fruit

DON'T YOU FUCKING FUCKING PACK A SAD AND GIVE UP YOU AUSSIE FUCKS
HAVE SOME FUCKING GUTS
BACK YOUR FUCKING BOYS, YOURE NOT FUCKING POMS OR CURRIES
YOU'RE ANZACS FOR FUCKS SAKES

>le get out tail enders man

youtube.com/watch?v=of1-vkIS5sQ&t=507

Bed just called.

wonder what the viewing figures will be

or we'll have a bat instead of we'll have a bowl

Probably would never interact with Aussies if it wasn’t for grigget

Thoughts on dominate as an adjective?

that site always slows my computer down to a crawl, no idea why, the streams fucking SD so it can't be using too much bandwidth

shot, the comeback starts now

150 on the cards here lads

Don't fuck with Alex

this is the post, where is the aussie battler spirit?

Based Carey doing it with a broken jaw.

>WC semi involving your own country not on free TV
WTF is wrong with the ECB?

Thinking about putting a multi on for NZ to lose and for there to be a runout involving kane and ross.

Only victards and their retarded accents say he's instead of his

ANZACS shat the bed during gallipoli

he's been good with the new ball so far this cup to be fair

hahahahahaha how the fuck are you struggling against slowkes and shartcher hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

bit cringy, this

I don’t care about all this “world cup” fake news. I’m still voting for Warner.

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Carey needs to get out the twat. Need another wicket or we're gonna loose

For me it's 2(22)

Sold out to sky just like every other sports board.

want smith to get out but after that a kino fight back from the aussies would be elite

he is shook

Getting nervous here

>WTF is wrong with the ECB?

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Cunt Murdoch owns the rights, can't do shit about it, I guess.

WHAT SONG JUST PLAYED????

yeah no shit you don't get it. spineless pom

you now realise that Khawaja was unironically Australias best batsman lmao

Someone tell Smith the ashes doesn't start till next month haha

Hi statsy

Top lad. Cheers buddy.

will Smith score a boundary before he gets out?

I think if you get a couple more wickets England could win this

YOU GOTTA MAKE DO MAKE DO MAKE DO

abstract run rate here from the aussies

thinking an elite ton from memeswell

terrible take

Why don’t they play seven nation army for every wicket desu ?

it's smith actually. and he's the best batsman in the world.

I will never EVER understand why Handscomb was selected over Wade

Gringe xd

We will unironically score more than this after two overs

could listen to Sanga talk all day desu

Will Smith is probably the name of a relative of a shitty Australian cricketer

WHAT?

>27-3

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Just farted

I found it quite moving

>27-3 off 10
can't make this stuff up

Why are Indian fans the most obnoxious?

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I am really a minority today in this thread.

Same.

Steve Smith is an actor m8

>more Kiwi flags than Aussie ones
What's going on, not looked at the score ye-

Not to worry smith is just easing into his innings. Once he gets to 15 he will start scoring a run a ball

not much worse than how we were looking 2bh

Its just emotions mate

>We
what position do you bat mate?

Pakis are worse

you should be a minority on earth

maiden over

Do you lads know there is a particular song you can play around a group of Aussies and they will always,without fail, all get up and dance perfectly choreographed because it was beaten into them at school?

Fuck you all never opening up again

>RR 2.57

pressure mounting, wicket looming

>4 from 27

yep that'll do her

wht did u jst say u blood basterd.Fuck u

I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER

>could listen to Sanga talk all day desu

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why don't the aussies just hit some sixes?

youtube.com/watch?v=oQfAZVsz6KM

If you don't get up and take your pants off to this song I don't want to know you

why is aus so shit

I don’t wash my foreskin. I Micellar it!

tie me kangaroo down sport?

muh anzac final yeah cuzzy bro let's do it choice bru gday mate yeah

grim stuff australia, hope you sort it out

TAKE SOME FUCKING WICKETS INGERLAND

the muh anzac thing is truly cringe

Engalnd have my support and prayers in this mini ashes. Aussies can fuck right off.

England is your problem now sweatie

chur

>Oi m8 you got a weekly subscription loicence for enjoying your national sport?

Most people will stop what they are doing to sing tubthumping.

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SMOTH is trying to do a KANE

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and Isa

More like MS Lolno

>beating Australia
>get angry at NZ
the mind boggles.

Business Idea:
Destroy English cricket
Import millions of indians and pakis
Play IPL reruns

6 (31)

What did he mean by this?

The rape of Edgbaston

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>implying
football is a lot more popular here

For me its mayanti langer, she got big bobs

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Nah none of that meme shit. I saw it happen a few years ago at a party. This song came on and all the aussies got up and started doing the same dance and then it happened again a few months later. It was fucking surreal. I wish I could remember the name

we need to keep smith in, he'll unironically lose this game on his own. don't think he even knows about >our batting firepower

they know the victory is hollow because they'll get pumped by the big strong kiwis lad

Bleeding PROFUSELY

Stokes vs Folau celeb boxing when

Wilkommen burgermeister

easy on the onions gay boi

>world cup winner will be the team that sucks the least by the end
Grim stuff

I still can't believe that this is the WC final. This is literally it. Why? Because the cumdumpsters that'll fall flat on their face are the other team in the final and will get railroaded

NEET here, just got called into work. Laters.

cmon man what's the fucking song

6(31)

I BELIEVE

>this run rate
christ

RARE flag

>no team has won the cricket and rugby world cups in the same year

found this interesting. reckon england can do it

(editor's note: Australia did it in 99 but it obviously comes with an asterisk because they almost certainly cheated)

Sing it on vocaroo

is this worse than india were doing? would love a comparison

anything 220+ would be unironcally be a good score

yeah just like how NZ wouldn't put up a fight against india lmao

When’s your final on m8?

I've just text my mate. I'll get back to it

this is boring
fuck odis

AFL and rugby league is a lot more popular here m8 and yet
>

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Extras coming in as top scorer I reckon

so so grim

Always loved cricket M8

literally what

Chuck a brown eye for Australia?

>go to make a post laughing at their 2.45 RR
>it's down to 2.42 before I finish typing

fucking state lads

So true

Get Starc and CumGOD to bowl some headhunters

Yeah we're more than capable of choking that

>Shart Pood
300 back on the cards

any chance of rain?

smith has his eye in. englel should be spooked

t. salty poo

those cumdumpsters smashed you

going to a quick meeting lads, won't be long

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Poo in a loo.

it will go up now Wood is on.

Since Smith is the Australian Dhoni, who is their Kohli?

Nutbush City Limits?

Kookaburra - Coober Pedy University Band

nah, you're just C O P E'ing mate. England is basically batsmen all the way down so they'll get 250 virtually every time

SEETHING

It’s actually mental how much they like crickets

this is the settling in period

It wasn't supposed to be this way

>Mark Wide

Have fun, mate

Damn...

Mark "Wide" Wood

>nz literally killed a man by winning
goodness gracious

For me it's test matches

Ultimate comfy mode

This is fucking boring. Both of these teams are cancelled

>score predictor: 249

more than enough i reckon

sorry to be the bearer of bad news but we did some rwc predictions at work today and England don't make the final, definitely a good chance in the cricket though

Finch: their captain who shat the bed during a World Cup semi

impressive stop desu

Red pill me predicted runs at the start of the match?

match fixing to reawaken english youth interest in cricket?

BRING
HIM
HOME

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Would happily take that right now

*be's shit*

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>people actually thought we were going to lose this
LMAO

kek

Based STOKES

waltzing matilda
waltzing matilda
come suck the billabong swagman with me....

thoughts on this build?

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wides for top scorer?

>smith, carey, maxwell save the day after doing virtually nothing all wc

kino tbqh

Lads I think >we may actually win the final

WTF India @ the second "Most Viewed" headline.

these extras from wood have a better strike rate than smith

Based and steroidspilled

someone pulls a number above 300 out of a hat

Big fan of Wood's bowling.

>3 wides
England choking already

36-3
So NZ v ENG then

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how the fuck are poos rare, theres a billion of these fuckers

>Wud

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REEEEEEE

This could have been a plus 10 over if are fielders wasn't so based

BASED

Only 1.299999999 billion to go

they might go for a few net sessions before the premier league starts again, nothing more really

>9 ball over
Fuck wood is a retard

mark wood? more like mark wide

Really like Alex Carey desu lads

hey australia,

you're meant to score boundaries in meme cricket

>carey
>nothing

>video goes viral
um wtf

hot

especially his drives
technically spot on

He meant a rarity today in this thread since we lost yesterday and are still coming to terms with it u dumb amerifat

any of the currans > mark wood

Remember Bumrah's first international over in that t20i against Australia. Cunt bowled 3-4 wides and I thought he was going to be shit

r/cricket is full of indians what does she expect?

>tfw aussie passport holder

steady on m8

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guarantee an indian wrote this

I want to book a holiday lads. Never travelled along before, should I do contiki? Where should I go?

Bumrah will never not be funny

carey saved you against us bro

straight to Bali with all the other meatheads m8

a muscular jetstar to bali lad

solid kek

>Cricket whore posts my beautiful private fanfic to Twitter
Don't know what I'm doing wrong lads

>RR shoots up to 26.99 because Alex is mad af

seriously can't think of a more grim batting performance in a semi final

Fucking kek. She was commentating the cricket last night with the ACC, haven’t found her on tinder yet though.

do kiwis go to bali too or is it just an aussie thing

i have a couch

Fly Malaysia

arent we a bit screwed in the long run apart from poos ive never really seen white youth take too much of an interest in it

ignore bali, go to japan to get an asian gf

Interested how they managed to have continuous sex for nearly 2 days

come on now

based u/exoseketaljunction

Didn’t you watch India?

will smith score a hundred?

just make sure you tell the taxi to drop you off down the street from the sex massage or else they try to take a cut of the fee.

also bali

not for 20yrs I reckon. place is wrecked.

Smoth too stronk

> ive never really seen white youth take too much of an interest in it

you didn't go to public school then

Bogans with no educating go there after Hemi and the boys tell them about their wicked week away with the other scaffolders.

Contiki is fun, make sure you do the long 3+ week trips otherwise they tack you on to one of those if you pick a shorter one and youll be the outsider in the group. None of the people who joined ours midway clicked in.

My mate did the Great Southern Contiki through America and reckons it was an absolute meat market, spent 4 weeks sniffing cocaine and rooting slappas

So this nigga dies today like phil hughes or what ?

Every single batting performance in the semis so far has been grim

>aussie thing
*bogan thing

upper middle and upper class white youth have interest sure, majority will just want to play divegrass though

Queenstown mate we need your money

ahem

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not liking the anti-tradie bias on /cric/ from the blow-ins tonight lads
this is a working class general

anyone who can enjoy themselves in a country rife with poverty is positively sociopathic. so every normalfag basically

Thailand.

Off to work, lads. Enjoy the match.

>tfw 30 and thinking about a contiki because I wasted my 20's
how creepy will I be lads (I get told I look 24-26 on the regular)

The actor? I assume he is in LA. I’m also doubtful he has Australian citizenship. I also don’t think he would really be able to compete at a World Cup semi final level of cricket. So in short probably more then likely; no.

>Run rate under 4

Is the Aussie masterplan?

Is carey wearing headtape because its actually finch or warner wearing his skin?

Literally going next month for a wedding. Always avoid Kuta and other pozzed areas.

fair enough i went to state, everyone there was about football and the brown boys liked both

Creepy AF.

NZs openers literally 2 days ago

No. It's Smith.

Bali is a fucking shithole, took me being there 3 days before I wanted to bomb the place. Thailand is top tier SEA venue, Bangkok is bumping every night of the week.

youtube.com/watch?v=9toD_R6t1pI

bali is elite lad

...

I travelled Europe for 9 months at 29, it wasn't super creepy also everyone is Australian so you blend in fairly well.

see now Smith is getting his SR up.

But first he needed to
S T A B A L I S E

>he doesn’t know about the Smith redemption arc
You boys are in for a real treat tonight

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He’s playing well so it can’t be them

b-but you can go up to until you're 35

Just lie about your age.

Skip bali and thailand and instead go to vietnam or cambodia

>Sachit: "Can only imagine how hard it is for smith out there. He's clearly struggling to get runs and the crowd is jeering him and waiting for his dismissal.
awwww diddums

I wish tbqh
Good advice
This is my kind of holiday

>vietnam
Why would anyone want to go to the africa of asia?

All the mad lads go to Nam these days you soft cunt.

Bali and thailand are too mainstream now. 2 days in hanoi will be good. Add more days if u want to explore the jungles

Don't do it, all the 30 yr olds on contiki are grim.

Has anyone got the Carey chin hit on video?

Vietnam is pretty dope ngl

Vietnamese food is high tier fym