/cric/ AUSTRALIA v ENGLAND GAMETHREAD #1

shall be posting all sorts of unsavoury things in this thread until it gets deleted and then everyone is forced to post in my based thread

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Why are single mothers such sluts, bros?

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>sleep before night shift gets home so i dont have to let him fuck me

lmao

baldy b

That post did not make any sense.

Fuck up Josh

>that based angry indian youtuber STILL hasnt made a vid about the game

cmon you cunt

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it's on twitter, he just hasn't uploaded it to youtube yet

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aryanfu on cric?!

twitter.com/angry_rantman/status/1148960736472731649

BASED SEETHELORD

big fan of little girls

pretty unfunny.

little fan of big girls

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>Australian domestic T20 competition the 'Big Bash League' has announced it will be expanding the competition to 10 teams in the future with bids being accepted by a number of potential franchises'

Post of the night right here

fuck up josh

it is his fault

Oh ho ho ho ho ho ho ho that is BASED as FUCK. Thinking this Josh lad knows how to make "the post" better than these English types.

>fuck me fuck me beat me
>bashes his head off the wall

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well all know reddit are going to be posting in this thread but at least i put up a fight against the reddit occupation of this board

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kek

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ask your mother cunt

sup lads

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whoever wins the toss wins the semi-final imo

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reckon we'll witness the return of rc tonight

Jesus wept, dare to dream?

reckon the sebbo-josh-zachy-spouter alliance will bully him the fuck out like it did to zachy and the seething kiwi, not to mention daniel holy shit.

>england win the toos
>choose to have a bowl
>australia win the toss
>choose to have a bat

is his time with the nights aborted narrative watch finally ended?

What is this?

>sebbo-josh-zachy-spouter alliance
>like it did to zachy
holy fuck what a retard

seething kiwi appears to be here and posts quite often

t20 is the chasing format
odi is the set a total format

?

Dubs for a tied match which is abandoned in the super over as a result of a freak hail storm

QUICK
CALL ME CRINGE

yes, zachy was involved in bullying himself the fuck out, what of it?

vamo Australia porra

NEW FORMAT
2 20-over innings played over the whole day

Can I have a Tim Tam mate?

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based

>Morning, folks. Is it coming home, or is it going on an all-expenses-paid trip to the antipodes? Today we'll get a bit closer to finding out.

play the game not the occasion

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either way you're losing

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Any fellow sub 5'10/180cm manlets here? lads im fed up of getting mocked and girls not considering me a potential BF. how do you guys cope with your small statures? no trolling please i cant take anymore of this

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poongland is incapable of such a thing

If you Aussie cunts don't like the thread make your own and stay there insufferable twats

uneventful webm

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ausdonkeys finna get cut up by our bowling attack

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Work called and gave me the night off.

Home Sweet Home

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Do people in the West Indies still care about cricket?

nah 6'3" sorry Danny

MODS

fear

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i'm 5'9" m8

they dont like cricket

bow to your gods

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>Home Sweet Home

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I'm 6'4 but if it makes you feel better I have a tiny penis

>Englel

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morgan confirmed out for a single figure total today

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lads today a bloke at work showed me a video of Justin Langers daughter fingering herself on an airplane toilet. Wouldn't mind having a bat to it before the game starts, has anyone else seen or or got a link?

dead

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Fuck off mate Jesus Christ, do you have a life at all? Go out and do something else

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AND AUSTRALIA ARE THROUGH TO MEET NEW ZEALAND IN THE GRAND FINAL

BYE BYE ENGLEL

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Booked the day off toil to watch this.

If it rains I’m going to go APE.

this shit is why i know we will lose
>australia just treat it like another game and expect to win
>the england team does 9001 interviews saying WE DONT FEAR AUSTRALIA WE DONT FEAR AUSTRALIA WE DONT FEAR AUSTRALIA

and then inevitably bottle it vs them every time

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straya.

*Starcs you*

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disastrous choice of underwear today
like really tight little boxer brief things, proper riding up and making my gooch itch, not going to be a comfy watch this afternoon in this heat

Who would win in a fight
ECB Greed vs Cricket's popularity in England

the incel pedo richo

i remember this

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archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/88995106/#88995598

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i'm 5'9" m8. regularly think about ending it all. fucking parents and their shit genetics

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freshies and cazzies come and go every year but chads such as josh reynolds remain relevant

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a starc reminder that we have no good bowlers

Reminder Englels Irish opener is scared of Mitchell Starc
Reminder Australian bowlers literally kill people
Reminder you choke under any pressure
Reminder we should not have made it this far and were supposed to be in a 'rebuilding' phase

>i'm 5'9"

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another two day odi

can we all agree this is the real final?

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mama mia

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Whatever helps you get over this impending loss.

regret not putting first day in the op now i reckon that would have gone down really well

how can you have a rebuilding phase in international cricket, its not like you can go out and buy new players youre stuck with whats available, theres a good phase and a shit phase

youtu.be/NPWLiHNIrRE

ivan

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Where have all the indians run off to?

can we just castrate manlets at birth?

we are in big trouble here lads

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>flag
>grig opinion
kek

shit coach

based 2-dayer

how can one man satisfy this

easy, 2L of Haagen Das mate

youtube.com/watch?v=PAZqWbvzIgg&feature=youtu.be

here m9

regret wearing my england shirt now
should have waited until tomorrow maybe ill make it a two dayer aswell

you can wear a shirt 2 days mate

use your fingers m8

fuck up daniel

Here lad

>boss takes day off so he can watch the cricket
>he's being dragged to the yorkshire show this morning by his wife
>this afternoon is gonna be rained off
HOWLING

Ah yes, the hot dog eating contest

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Based British culture-endorsing wife

>Yorkshire Show

Ere, have a peep at me whippet in a flatcap

desu that sounds pretty based

Kapiti ginger nut icecream.

apparently some lad got mauled by a bull yesterday at the yorkshire show

should i shave it lads

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did he refuse him his wife?

bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/live:bbc_radio_five_live_sports_extra

starting now

For me it's their summer berry sorbet tttt

If they can make a 3-piece for an horse, a whippet should be a doozy

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will try that too.

australia have never not got through a world cup semi-final

no

sportnews.to/events/2019/icc-world-cup-cricket-australia-v-england-s4/

starting now

Lads

jealous of the comfiness NZ bros are feeling right now tbqh

What's better lads, a rematch and chance for redemption against Australia or playing a final at Lords against England at their own world cup?

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Eng will win

moeen better not be playing

Thinking finch will go for a tactical loss to let the old dart know which hemisphere is superior

Yes lad?

for me, the latter

If the Wallabies start doing well in the Rugby World Cup then you might feel the same thing

mate.

It's actually been a shockingly comfy semifinal since I was resigned about a near-certain loss and then almost instantly it turned 180 and there was no way we could lose.

modern wallabies are trash and i hope they fail
probably spend more time walking in gay pride parades than training

pre match soundtrack
youtu.be/_XNoQd7iKSI

England because we can actually win

m8 there cant be many things more comfy as an aussie than getting to play us in a semi. id be relaxed AF

gonna enjoy this glow until Saturday's inevitable pooicide

elite choice.

did you mention it the other day?

Didnt expect much to be quite honest but the usual suspects have been surprisingly solid and blokes like Carey have really done well.
Given factors such as home support, your batting lineup, our bowlers and the performance of both teams reckon she's split 50 50 and its anyones.
good luck, cunts.

I fully expect to lose Sunday so this is the comfiest World Cup I've ever watched. It's the exact opposite of a Rugby World cup

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shall be making chicken korma and capsicum shishkebabs for the final lads

I did. Thoughts on it?

>a semifinal and final without all the drums, horns, kazoos and screeching
fucking bliss.

well Satan, I bought it on your recommendation and I must say, it's a beaut

is this the field hockey general?

No this is where we discuss six legged insects.

>asian snow man
uncomfortable presence lad

youtube.com/watch?v=K8E_zMLCRNg

don't all insects have six legs?

no lad

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GOTTEM

I see 6 legs.

mate

toss soon

are there any cricket streams that aren't total dogshit?

Someone told me to watch your sport, stream where?

Thanks for letting us know who Ronaldo and Messi are lad.
multiple times in multiple threads
every day

Should get posted here when the game starts. Please stick around

/r/InsectsEnthusiasts/
read the sticky

>do 1000 things for ebin reddit streams
what a bunch of fags honestly

i hope someone sets up something similar for the premier league season
finding streams last season was occasionally problematic

ITS OVER. BOW DOWN NOW

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>blow ins think we have to bend over backwards for the privilege of their presence
just pop on channel 9 m8

HOT POTS

Going to pepe's at lunch. Anyone want anything?
Let me know before 12 x

KEK

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pile of hairs i've plucked from my nostrils on my desk is growing
think i'm a bit nervous lads

for me, it's commentators praising the man leaving the ball during a tight run chase while his partner is hitting sixes

>the mens ashes tour

try this stream Pierre

*pisses on you*

BLACKED

>doctor up flat wickets
>lose the toss
SHOOK

>we'll have a bat

>we're batting first
it's over, we've won

sportnews.to/events/2019/icc-world-cup-cricket-australia-v-england-s4/

de calculator is running

GGWP

Reckon we're 75% chance now we won the toss

england batting tomorrow

gem lad

what a load of shite
hope it gets rained off
and the final too

for me it's a 14 (13) from warner

Does a wee

>keeping maxwell

It's ogre

bad bad toss to lose
our batting innings will be stop start and impossible to get into our groove

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cheeky 100 today is my tip

india struggled after the train
makes me think england will aswell

Aussie wont win this toss and Saturday's, just hand over the Cup.

england have such an elite top 6

this is his match lad

>not having a specialist fielder in your XI
Go back to 1998, boomer.

did they catch the train to the stadium m8

who do the kiwis want to play?

England.

they'll be psychologically cooked from the first ball if they face >us after 2015, england would be a fresh start

Redemption is a powerful narrative.

Any finalist man in?

Just come back from 3 hours in the future, Australia are 89-6

losing to england would hurt less, winning against australia would be more sweet. either one will be a lot of fun.

the two day format was highly based since I actually got decent shuteye for once, can't imagine how grim it is for kiwis

>lose the toss
>lose the game

Ffs lads I'm out I don't give a toss anymore fuck this seamen splurging splurging sporting event

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been watching stranger things 3 while I wait and I have NO idea what's going on

yeah ama

Pakistan

Absolutely mental we're at a stage where fucking wade as a non keeping batsman who chucks down 3 overs is the best selection

listening to ed sheeran to get myself hyped up for the battle

a bit cliched though
i prefer open ended plots, not unlike the Torah

ah yes the famous English "heart"

Anyone got that vid of Langers daughter fingering herself on an airplane toilet? Mate showed me at work today and I don't really wanna message him asking to send it to me but it was pretty hot and I wouldn't mind having another watch.

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beyond grim

Gf is doing yoga class with the big TV and I have to watch the game on my phone but I can't post if my phone is on the stream. Quite the predicament

New Zealand are so good they’re favourites for this semi final as well.

good to see you in m8, hate seeing cunts lose and disappear

season 2 and 3 are shit.

based tradie here so toil commences at 6AM on the dot

>morgan throwing in the towel already

Here.

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Two dayers with a reserve day is the format of the future, I'm convinced.

So is the indian cricket team but I still watched them

zachy you here you pathetic weasel?

did the curries on r/cukket manage to get the biggest thread of all time?

tell him you want to show /cric/
he'll understand

for me it's be at the yard by 6 and not actually on the clock until 6:30

>handscomb, maxwell and stoinis
Looking grim already.

>48 games
>2 days each

not sure about the commercial and logistical viability there lad

salt thread?

>based tradie here

KEK you wish mate

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so hilarious mate.how did you come up with that?

Tradies honestly make me laugh at their insecurity, as if manual labour is any more meaningful than office work. Enjoy your fucked back at 35 mate

seething

>Keeping an injured, out of form Stoinis in the lineup
What has Wade done to deserve such treatment?

cope

Being Tasmanian

>tradies
>working
Haven't you got your disability bennies to go collect?

you should not create stories like this for fun

I am here for the Cricket-uh.
I'm a sort of old fag so... i kind of... you know.... love the game etc.

Wade doesn’t bowl mate

If we cut out the minnows like NZ and bangaladesh it'll be enough.

My brain mate haha

having two first names

stoinis is the first purely australian sounding surname I've ever heard.

You thought Dhoni's innings last night as big brained. Just wait till Stoinis hits 12 off 50.

>Can’t watch the cricket on Sky until my mum has finished watching the 50 greatest walks in Britain

Living at home is hell

Based KP

>batting second
Congrats Australia

Morning /cric/

Dis we really win the toss? Can't believe anything in fake threads.

it's just that 98% of your mates crawled off again with a whimper lad

it's wog as fuck

Just got home from field hockey training lads.

Heading down to IGA real quick before the game starts lads. Anyone want anything?

>we'll have a bat thanks

grim
sort yourself out

right I've lurked here for a while but I'm still a bit puzzled who are Plebby B and Zaccy and the other people regularly mentioned

50 pack of nangs and a balloon thanks mate

>minnows like NZ
got some bad news for you Mgubu, take a seat

england has IGA?

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they are mentioned by themselves

P E R T H

been here for a long time and never gave a shit and I suggest you do the same

My is iinet so fucked & keeps thinking im a filthy brit?

roll of 240grit cheers lad

Drinking a nice cold coke zero, m8s. Ready for the game.

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Plebby B = Zacchy = Alchy B = Zachy B, english teacher in England

empty stadium
fucking indians

Warner wicket in the first three overs.

Calling it now

another notch on the belt by this time next week lads

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yikes

just watched this masterpiece
youtube.com/watch?v=1oaskqyRNCQ
I'm pretty much a field hockey expert now

2 sheets of P60 cheers, in a rush

Wade has a bowl in shield cricket, and he cant be much worse than stoinis plus he's is peak batting form at the moment.

deck of rothmans golds and a monster please mate

Reminder

The Ashes > poodi "world" cup

> That crowd
KEK poothetic

>fucking finch will join this mob
christ

how much do the people holding the flag balloons get paid
looks like a sweet gig

were mentally cooked lads

>National anthems

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steve smith 200 redemption on the cards

Love Zachy
Love Shitspouter
Love Joshy
Love Rajipooter
Love the Reporter
Love Statsy
Love Statsclone
Love Lawncunt
Love Daniel
Love Little Daniel
Love Goosey
Love Prossielad
Love Ruruposter
Love Seething Curry
Love Seething Kiwi
Love Seething Saffa
Love Wankush
Love Dermo
Love Sailcunt
Love SkateNEET
Love Gatecunt
Love B3K
Love Threadcunt
Love Fat Hump Gay
Love Saxon
Love Trinibro
Love cricket

Fucking HATE Sebbo.

pretty straightforward.

>Aussie players singing the anthem like they actually mean it

based lack of brownies in cricket lads

BASED

how's the english kids in front of te australian team lads? looks like a schoolyard in bangalore

I like this frog

> singing about an old german woman
Is there anything more cucked?

is smith a manlet?

That """""English""""" team

GOD SAVE HER LADS

>english school children

you'll need these for later
>BTFO

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>Morgan singing the brit anthem
>ratshit and Archer not singing

KEK

back when men were men and captains were captains
a simpler time

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I'm sorry, but did England already lose? Oh, that's right. The game hasn’t even started yet. In fact, it's only pre-match. Does not having the lead now count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic just because we lost the toss? England are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the World Cup for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in cricket who just happen to have won the toss because Eoin is playing 4D chess. But you know what? They still fucking suck. England are one of the best fucking teams in world cricket, they went 6-3 so far and would of won the last World Cup if James Taylor wasn’t such a manlet babby. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when England wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Australia just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Chargers topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

COME ONE EILEEN

Got an RDO tomorrow, just popped a modafonil and cracked open a VB stubby, ho[e tonight doesn't disappoint

>Morgan singing the brit anthem
>ratshit and Archer not singing

KEK

who are the little street shitters?

Saving that list lad.
Shall drop a name occasionally so I feel like I fit in and am not ostracised
t.fresh

>elite success

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Not sure I can handle watching this.

BOOOOO

good evening everyone...

Reckon we should appeal the cheating ban and try to get it extended

>cricket world cup semi-final gets bumped to gem for a current affair
grim

sack up, m8

The absolute state of this crowd
Seriously grim

ausGOD save the queen

well done m8

Sri Lanka looking like an arvo on the tins at the scg (bay 13)

david warner

The youth of England. Oh my fucking sides

Australians fuck off twats. Hope all your team go out for ducks

Woakes, more like jokes LMAO

>Oh look at that, the Australia just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Jets did
if you're going to edit a copypasta, don't just give up halfway through
poor

Need my latest updates on dodgy tradies, lad.

where are the supporters

THAT CROWD LMFAO

batting first is a fucking chad move. no way we would do something like that. too weak

>aussies have never lost a semi final

That's it lads, we aren't losing this game

first 5 overs keep the score below 12

Might flick on Cats does Countdown instead.

jesus christ it's empty

on track for 1200

>already outscored NZ and india's first few overs

>we'll have a boundary, thanks

INTENT

on track for a cheeky 1200 score here lads

BONGLAND BTFO

oh no a four first ball

GET FUCKED ENGLAND

more like stokes

Fuck I've seen bigger crowds at Fergusson Park.

already over.

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>already sweating
literally going to lose 20kg today

howling at this "crowd"

based

embarrassing crowd
well done icc

WHY ARE THERE NO FANS?

Based TauranGOD

It's greek tho

how is it ICCs fault

Are they seriously singing Jerusalem in the crowd? FFS I hate English people.

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Madoka WILL save /cric/

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literally 50 billion curries turn up for each match but the english can't even show for a semifinal in their own backyard
seriously, seriously grim

same m8 its fucking 23c in here

*muffled 'i will not cease from mental fight' in the background*

Exactly.

probably indians buying tickets to this semi thinking they were finishing 2nd

OI WHERE ARE ALL THE PEOPLE!?

>suddenly a movie is on

thanks gem

awarded it to ingland

Why does it sound like a church in there? Boomer twats

truly the worst sports fans in the world

OY VEY

OH NONONONONO NONONONO NONONONO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FUCK OFF FAT FUCK

uh oh

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haha looks like work just called lads

>already over
FUCKING FINCH

>FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH >FINCH

England is a non cricketing nation

COME ON
COME ON
COME ON
COME ON

sydney is worse for crowds

ohhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

GOTTEM
WALK YOU CUNT
FUCKING EXPOSED
BASED ENGLAND
NEVER A DOUBT

'AV IT
>'AV IT
'AV IT
>'AV IT
'AV IT
>'AV IT
'AV IT
>'AV IT

GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU GET A BROWN MAN UP YOU

Oops

god finch is shit

GONE

FUCK OFF

GET FCKED

GET A BROWN DOG UP YA

PISS OFF

SHOVE IT

UP YOURS SENORS

lairs shut up

FUCK

THE QUEENS CORGI

>that review
LMAOOOOOO

VAR SINSON

What the fuck did he even review?

who cares it AFL season lmao

this isn't ideal

>wasting the review

DUMB POZZIES HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

NICE REVIEW FINCHY LAD

Fuck off fat cunt hahahahhaha

FUCK YOU FINCH

work just called lads
told them I'm watching Aussie lose
don't have to go in

>internet settings got reset by an update
>try to access 4channel
>It's still blocked by the government

Well shit. At least I know any ozcunts still here are smart enough to change their DNS settings.

WAEEEEEEEEEY
ON YER FUCKING BIKE
>>>>>>>>>>

Yeah, I think we'll have a bat thanks.

>stadium is almost empty in a semi final of the world cup
is cricket dying?how long does cricket have?

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Nice review

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OUR ARCHER. BREXIT HERO

VARsinso

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>clearly fucking out
>wastes a review anyway
god finch is a dumbcunt sometimes

ECB killed English cricket tbqh

literally what the fuck was that review? the bat wa nowhere near, the only rational explanation is he thought it would have bounced over the stumps
what an absolute mental midget

Calling work back to see if I can get my shift back

>already over

NEVER FUCK WITH YOUR MASTERS AGAIN CONVICT SCUM

Work just called. Told me I've got Monday off so I can watch the final against England. BASED

>those boos
Pathetic English cope

HAHAHAHA

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twitter.com/JofraArcher/status/465141399806312448

*sandpaper's the pitch*

new zealand will take it home for us lads

proper tassie lad he is

>sometimes

>not using a second review to double check the first review
worth a shot honestly, fuck the rest of the order

>Smith
>Warner

This is just setting up for a double century partnership to make the poms seethe.

it's down to Warner again

THE BOOOOOOOO'S BROTHERS

LMAO THIS IS THE INFAMOUS AUSTRALIA? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOURE FUCKING SHIT

OFF TO WORK YOU DUMB BOGAN CUNTS BYE BYE

this is the partnership

It will fill. I couldn’t get hold of a ticket for £150 for the past few days.

Will Smith score a century?

Piss is the fartnershit

>implying this sport even matters here
we're a rugby and aussie rules country anyway

Whites are finished!

BASED NGUBU WINNING US THE WC

>it's his first world cup semi final
God I fucking hate having to listen to Michael Clarke.

>empty stadium

for what purpose?

this is smith's redemption arc
150 on the cards

>englel already claiming victory
sad desu
cannot WAIT for our 350

>le meme bubble gum man

Honestly think the cricinfo commentator is drunk. Riddled with errors.

Mine was never blocked. On ya Aussie broadband

>is cricket dying?
Yes, thank the ICC and BCCI
It's dead in the Windies
Dead in SA and Zim (due to local nig politics)
Irrelevant in NZ
Struggling in Australia with shitty tv deals and football codes
Cricket will be reserved exclusively for India and Pakis in 10 years

Reminder that the ICC will NOT allow gold coin entries despite half the tickets being sold to people who have no intention of showing up

This thread is now deader than the stadium. everyones left

australia in tatters

Indians buy out the tickets in advance, expect the same for the final.

business idea: don't have a bat first

What are you talking about mate? The future of England was at the game yesterday

When do they start cheating

and they still won't make the finals kek

Will Smith is an actor m8

NEED Warner gone sharpish

Handscomb/Maxwell/Stoinis combined total? I'm going for 23

blows my mind that shit like AFL is still doing well there, most sports that only one country cares about are dying out, except USA but it has 9001 times your population

That's because all the tickets were sold to Indians who thought they were playing this game against you lot. The problem is the ICC won't allow them to resell the tickets and are blacklisting any ticket ID found on an illegal reseller.
It's a fucked up situation made worse by the ICC.

business idea: invent a different flag for Australia so i dont have to think about if im reading a NZ or aussie post

SHOT

same thing happened in Australia (Indians buying all tickets) and the MCG was still full for the final, with 98,000 attendance

4!

something like that

TONK

FUCKING DISMISSED

4+0+2=6

t.mathsGOD

i never liked cricket anyway

GONE GO ON FUCK OFF SHITNER

got called in for a night shift lads

GET IN DE LADS

FUCK OFF WARNER

FUCK OFF

PISS OFF

GET FUCKED

OH NONONONONO

WARMERKEK

GONE

FUCK OFF CHEATING FAG HAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH

lads?

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OH NONONONO

FUCKING HELL LADS !!!!!!!!!

GET A BROWN DOG UP YA

57
Handscomb for a big 37, Maxwell 5 and Stoinis 15.

Stoinis in for a muscular 15(27)

HE HE HA HA

GONE GOT HIM
FUCK OFF CHEAT
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

REDEMPTION AR- OH NONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONONONONONONOONO

This is a rough start lads ngl

for me it's the blackcaps

>WARNER
IT'S OVER
IT'S COMING HOME BOIS!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

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Fucking Warner

My boss just started texting me lads

THE CHEAT FUCKS OFF

COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE COLLAPSE

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>warner

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HAHAHAHA FUCK OFD CHEATING CUNT

gg

We would have had a different flag by now if all the new designs weren't dogshit

Why didn't they review that?

Misses called me, wants to go out to a movie. See ya lads

THIS IS NOT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WHAT THE FUCK
>THIS IS NOT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WHAT THE FUCK
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LOL ITS OVER

OFF TO GO SHOPPING NO POINT EVEN WATCHING THIS

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shortstaffed for the nightshift apparently, see you lads in about 12 hours yeah?

that's it

game over

CHEERIO CHEERIO CHEERIO

Unironically have to go to work. Peace out.

HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED
GET THE FUCK OUT
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PLAYSTATION PORTABLE HANDSCOMB

Remember what happened to us Aussies, you can still easily win.

>IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME >IT'S COMING HOME

LOOK AT THIS HAHAHHAHAHA

a muscular 10 for 2

AFL is elite entertainment

Mate...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NEW

...

AHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS DONE

NZ VS ENGLAND FINAL FUCKING AUSSIES WORST NIGHTMARES ARE REAL

AHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA ITS DONE

Lads....

congratulations every single one of my overconfident, mouthy "countrymen"

safe as houses lads

Anyone know how I can change the stars on my flag to red?

ITS ACTUALLY COMING HOME UNIRONICALLY

KIWIS IN THE FINAL IS A GIMMIE TOO

Reeeee

would describe myself as a cultural kiwi

hahahah hoo HAHAHAHAHAHA

What part of England are you from lads?

karachi

OI EDGBASTON FIND SUM FAKKIN FANS

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reporting for duty

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big day tomorrow lads
better be off

Do what I did and catch a plane over!

pretty close