/cric/

fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
fuck
FUCK
MAKE IT STOP

looking good mate

Josh hows your cringy thread going you fat autist

who is this hot piece of ass

Arab.

Looking good mate

IS THIS THE THREAD?

do aussies play rounders

Why are people laughing at us when we're beating 5 time world champions in the semis? :(

Why do you Aussies call Stoinis a wog, he doesn't look that woggish.

CRR: 0.0
Oh no no bros how will we recover?

australia are finished

see you in the finals eng

I DON'T CARE

I

LOVE

IT

>we're beating 5 time world champions in the semis
England trail by more than 200 runs.

There is nothing more patrician than cricket. The cherry on the cake of the greatest imperial power the world has ever seen.

Enjoy bonding with fellow Commonwealth lads over the game and would certainly not want it to expand beyond that

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shut it danny you white-knighting shithead

Not sure the current run rate will quite do it for England here. They'll have to look to score more quickly in the coming overs.

new tinder bio lads what you reckon?

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now this is a cope if I ever saw one

i got my leg over ur mum mate

>england 93% chance of winning

o boy

WE'RE ALL HERE LADS

Cringe

What did he mean by this

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...

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HIDE IN YOUR DESERT PLAYING ON BOUNCY MEME GROUNDS AND NEVER USING PROPER TECHNIQUE

BLOWN. THE. FUCK. OUT
GET FUCKED AUSSIES. FUCK OFF

>BINCH
>SMOTH
>KEKNER
>MAX-LEL-L
>STORK
>"ENGLISH WEATHER SO SHIT :("
>MUH BEST BOWLING ATTACK IN THE WORLD
>MUH 5-0

>BLOWN
>THE
>FUCK
>OUT

>THE ANALLY RAVAGED SKIN CANCER QUARANTINE ZONE ALSO KNOWN AS AUSFAILIA

:

I saw that thread and knew someone from /cric/ made it

santa madre de basado

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>29000 wc final tickets have been put up on resale
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

yeah ive made a few haha, i made sure to always include something about england being good at soccer or only cricket, soccer and rugby being relevant sports to incite a little more anger among our non-anglo friends.

what the fuck, isnt lords only 30k capacity?

;)

Grim stuff

grim edition

>the virgin englel vs poopee final
>the chad Ind vs Aus final

you listed a bunch of mainstream bands

all i'm hearing is
>winner v winner
>loser v loser

You're not white. When will you finally transform and ascend?

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reminder that nobody wants to see a englel vs poopee final

What time is the 3rd place playoff?

>india and australia both btfo

couldnt have happened to a nicer pair of countries

Seething

;)

that's what you get for being a whiner

haha

sense a hint of sarcasm here

>tfw two weeks ago we were in danger of going out in the groups

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watching this on repeat
twitter.com/danii__says/status/1149343081449345025

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nobody other than indians wanted to see india in the final and that is a fact

is this true kiwis? feel like he may be full of shit but it's hard to say.

rewatching the highlights as toil kept me from tv, does lyon legitimately have cancer or some sort of deficiency? looks pale and drawn as well as bald

>the 2 teams that rekt india are in the final

based in all honesty. 95% of indians still believe india lost on purpose to england too

im pretty sure it's definitely #2 in NZ and it was #2 in england 15 years ago but rugby overtook it

this aged well

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:[

KEK
the best part is australia mocks their opponents even more

ah yes

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Every time with this victim-complex nonsense.
The fuck is wrong with these people?

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we are the most arrogant big-headed fans in the world mate

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dae think that stoinis' head looks like the tip of a penis? 3ven his name sounds like penis

don't get why everyone is so butthurt about a little bit of booing

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Don't get why the Indians are so salty desu.
The Pakis are fuming too, but I can kind of see why they're upset (they're still wrong to be though).
The Indians though genuinely confuse me.

One more game and the tournament ends lads

don't even know why bbc has n like system, itjust encourages boomers to look for (You)s (downvotes)

i'm not going to post any more
actually quite a disappointing batch from today
>muh arrogance
>muh non-english players
>muh booing
boring

can't wait to lose and pretend I never cared desu

But England are favourites m8

the trolling standard is really poor as well
you have these regular posters who mostly frequent the divegrass comment sections who post the most obvious, blatant, obnoxious bait you have ever seen and you get 100 comments afterwards responding to it

are we that much more arrogant than fans from other countries
I hear this a lot online but idk, most of the people I know who support england in sport are generally quite pessimistic about our chances

>are we that much more arrogant than fans from other countries
No, not at all, as in not at all

The whole le english arrogance meme is complete drivel parrotted by retards, basically any english fan of anything who is enthusiastic and not apologising for supporting england is "arrogant". hear it all the time from my otherwise sensible irish family

for me; it's the elite pie sandwich AKA the pie barm

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Bit carb heavy

Bed might be on the cards

have a look at this thread lads. this yank was saying basketball is globally relevant because a few people from other countries play in the NBA, then when i applied the same metric of "having a league" to cricket and it turned out that cricket is far more relevant, he just resorted to this.
now he's just fighting with other americans and theyre just calling each other cucks and hillary supporters etc.
the mind of a yank is truly incredulous

good night dear boro

we're not all like that. :-(

>neither the top run scorer nor wicket taker is in the final
kek

they do that up north here as well, but usually in a roll rather than two slices of bread

Is that even legal?

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Goodnight boro :

The mind of your average burger is actually incredible, mainly due to the fact that it is not incredulous.

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I reckon jason roy will open up in the ashes
don't think it will go very well, if there's one position where limited overs attitude generally doesn't translate into first class it's opening bat
but warner became a pretty good test batsman from that route so idk
can't be any worse than jennings

you know you want it

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Detest the testlets

still seething they chose not to hold the final at fortress edgbaston
but yawn, because it's lord's it HAS to be the final

>can't be any worse than jennings

that is pretty much the bottom line with anyone we try to open with, i'd rather have cook back than jennings.

We're fucking gash at Lord's too.

home of cricket innit

>*contributes nothing*

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Still better than Maxwell I guess

the quintessential australian performance

*be's not going to bed*

imagine being australian and having nice weather and beach babes

lmfao

lol how do they cope with that shit

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Just realised I had too much caffeine

>pozztralia
OH NONONONONO

Same. Might have a cheeky wank and watch some anime

I know right? Haha

Sounds good lad :)

*be's out of the world cup*
Frik!

Just seen a good post here lads

shite taste in music

JF ABE seeth warps their perception of reality

Is it coming home lads?

Thanks, one of my own x

this must be a joke

don't think he understood that part in trainspotting

cringe

hope archer gets a look in for the ashes
hope shart pood doesn't get a single game

Pretty incredible semis lads.
Get fucked Poondia.
Get fucked Poopeelia.
History here we come.

c&b

>"History here we come."

Agreed, you'll soon be history

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So true

The cricket

this 2bh

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How dare you.

Kek

i was quietly hoping for a final between NZ and Eng at Lords. Didn't want to get too confident and jinx it because let's face it, NZ are the eternal choke artists. Saturday's gonna be mad. All nighter with the lads, get some pizzas in, few rails, bottle of whisky. pretty based mid-winter cricketfest

Based. Enjoy it mate
And remember, no matter who wins, cricket will be the ultimate winner

hate to crush your plans but it's on sunday (almost monday for you)

Cope haha

Will our new English friends stick around in /cric/ after they win the world cup or will they return to their wogball threads?

i'll crush your faggot skull m8

cheers m8, bad luck yesterday but you can't (literally) win them all

Will new zealand get monday off if they win?

I remember when Yea Forums was abuzz with English confidence at the FIFA WC. What a fizzer kek

we fucking should ay. doubt it though

We're here through the ashes at least

I'll be gone after Sunday for sure

I hope all the new posters stick around ;_;

cazzies are no friends of mine

This ;_;

ohh very sad! for Australia

Eh, these threads aren't very easy to get into when there isn't something major happening. Bunch of Aussies shitposting about random tripfags most of the time.

Most of the threads are just comfy off topic posting tb h

Hey boyos Where we gonna hangout once the cup is over?

in cric

There’s never any cric breads like the cwc19 ones. I have checked in the past

someone link me to match threads from today pls pls pls pls

That’s because you keep running away

it's easy to curate your own experience by filtering and ignoring.

/cric/ Whatsapp obviously

Mate I don’t have my five panel comics on my iPad. Don’t do this shit now.

Was here before the WC will still be here after

BASED

There will be a /cric/ general for the Ashes next month

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alri zachy

There’ll be a big dic cric for the Canadian T20 tourney as well

Any boyos wanna come hangout with me in my crib? You only pay for the flight, accomodation travel food on the house please say yes im so fucking alone

t. rich guy with expensive cars and a 700,000$ home

Post pics of your oye hoye and I’ll think about it

The threads for the last canadian t20 league were fun. Would recommend.
Also stay for the ashes

Do you live in the FATA

Sad the Windies B aren’t coming back. Guess they couldn’t get the money together to pay off WICB.

The ashes will be some kino shit posting

I really wish they’d put it on the air here.

You mean Murdoch doesn’t make Fox broadcast it? Bit grim that

It's 630 am here and fucking freezing, icy winds and light snow flurries. Looking down the barrel at 14 hours out in this shit, shit life shit job. at least i can expect some good news this morning on how we thrashed the useless poms.

Yeah, cant wait.

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business idea: play the cricket world cup with the same number of teams and games, but with test matches

Been shitposting here since the 2013 Ashes

interestingly if we win this ashes series we will be level on ashes wins with australia

Too bad England will lose at home for the first time in years.

I think we’ve always had a good presence here /cric/ is the thread for comfy Anglo banter

why? just because we have a team with 3 wicket keepers, 4 all rounders, anderson ded and no top order?

evening lads
>the janny takes my coat and hat as i stroll to the /cric/ bar
one Beer please

Yeah Fox doesn’t carry it

Based

just found out the final is on Sunday night, not Saturday. absolutely fucking seething. who planned this shitshow

the ICC in conjuction with ECB
the dreadful duo, the terror twins, the pernicious pair etc

Really even they can’t hold a candle to the Sebbo-Spouter-Josh alliance (even before you factor in Zachy’s accession to our organic treaty).

I'm furious ngl

How fucking retarded was the umpire to give Roy out? That was insane.

>Badscomb
>Shitswell
>binch
>Poorner
>Poonis
>Pooendorf
Theres a million domestic players better than these fucking gronks.
eh, well done Englel

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You could literally see the indecision on his face.
At first he was signalling for a wide, then when the Australians started appealing so hard he gave him out, presumably hoping that DRS would do his job for him, sadly forgetting that we'd already used it.
Absolute car-crash.

the best adjective i would use to describe that performance is "grim"
shall be taking solace in the fact that humanity collectively is moving into the golden age and supporting our anzac brothers in the final

For me lads, it’s the table topping USA in the 2023 cwc

>could easily win the world cup
>been there, done that, bored of it
>decide to play like absolute shit instead
>englands confidence goes through the roof
>they get cocky like the english always do
>bet tons of money on winning the ashes
>absolutely humiliate them on home turf

200iq ausgods

not bad lads. Smoth and Warners first matches back.
Carey looks like a good batsman.
Maxwell is officially cooked.
Berendorf can do the Okeefe and fuck off.
6/10 WC overall

It’s coming home lads!

>sebbo hours

is there anything more comfy than this?

Nothing on this earth is comfier.

>smoth

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in 20 years they will call it.. chris woakes' ashes

I think the Aussies bottled it on purpose because they know the cheaters don't deserve to take the cup home and Finch isn't fit for captaincy.

has a single match been won legitimately in this tournament?

>deleting the pic

why are janitors on this board so fucking stupid

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still flabberghasted that finch is the captain of australia

cricket IS based.

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PLAY ON YOUR TINY TRAMPOLINE GROUNDS

>new zealand-england
where did everything go SO WRONG brehs

Should be a decent game friend

Well, In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth...

nah a new winner of the cwc is based

>no india-australia
>no india-pakistan
>not even new zealand - australia
this match up has zero spice

you think? imagine if football had a belgium-croatia final, I'd be disappointed

two great times for sure but there's no history behind the rivalry, no real underdog. just a vanilla matchup

wanted an aus rematch ngl
dissapointed tb h

would have been exciting, sadly england put a biblical beating on them, still dont believe it

If England win, it will be a convincing beating like what they did to NZ in the round robin.
If NZ win, it will be a gritty down to the wire thriller that everyone wants to see.

santner will hit the winning runs

90% of the world wanted belgium to beat france mate

oooooo better delete big bad joshy from the OP

lmao jannies are cowards

it's a brainlet mentality, a final with one champion is much more kino
whatever happens on sunday we'll have a new champion, people who are not emotionally invested are not gonna hate on a first-time champ anyway
however if there is a big bad bully in the final a la australia or even india, then even those who aren't invested emotionally will root for the underdog. whatever happens on sunday, people will be content. whereas if it were australia in the final, there would either be elation or seething, which is kino

alri joshy, got any muscular tips for the /cric/cels on the final?

want england to go full throttle on the memeslog gameplan and be bowled out for 150 and bane to anchor the kiwis home

the best run out off all time

this but making 350+ and GODcher taking 5

has anyone made an england - australia daddys home meme?

>mfw pooskins are calling the pitch from this match a flat-deck, and using this as evidence that we are 'flat-track bullies'.
I love the way non-whites use our lanaguage desu, they speak like children and have opinions to match.
It makes you wonder though, these kinds of opinions don't just pop-up out of nowhere - there must be places where these people spew this shit at each other, and then come out to share said shit with the rest of us.
At a guess, non-white facebook must be absolute fucking cesspool.

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big muscular homosexual poo peelanders to dominate all over the limey bumsniffers

Imagine being THIS obsessed with a race which won't exist in 100 years. I can just imagine your fat, sweaty body as you browse Yea Forums like the cretin you are.

honestly, both sides wanted to bat first and it looked like a mine field when england bowled
you guys just made better use of the conditions while >we choked in both batting and bowling

Someone woke up on the wrong side of bed this morning

why are you imagining another man's body

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Eat shit you seething Afghan fuckwit.

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British boys literally CANNOT stop kissing each other you poofter

nz are going to win arent they

>I can just imagine your fat, sweaty body as you browse Yea Forums
>calling anyone else a poofter

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selfishly I hope so as i never win bets, but hopefully a fun watch for the neutrals

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Oh how funny. You got mad I ignored so you decided to double down on your joke. Well, here's your (You). I acknowledge you. Happy now?
How sad is your existence. I can just imagine your tiny, uncircumcised little cock, a cock which can only be seen as a vestigial body part as you never have or will use the cock. You probably even pee out of your mouth. Your cock is unused. I can just imagine your cock. Poof.

lads we need an england version of this

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and this

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yep, can't imagine other men's cocks lads
just have no interest in them whatsoever
reckon whoever posted this is a poof or a girl

Manifest destiny

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These images are a bit large lad, think of the poor Australians.

i will give you an upvote for the self deprecating humour

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ah right lemme upload the aussie version

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both of the teams in the final have been beaten by pakistan
imagine that

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pookistan got bowled out by the worst cringedies for 102
imagine that

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shocking

>youtube.com/watch?v=afQvCaPd4t8
>Ponting didn't realise he'd knocked the bails off
Sure fucking thing mate.

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And the absolute desperation of the Aussie commentator to pretend it wasn't blatant cheating, my fucking sides.

langer and ponting
who are now in charge of the current australia team with warner and smith
i dont like it
its not cricket

saged

That's a ban on 4channel I'm afriad mate.

non saged non non nothing gamethread

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>there's nothing evil about it i don't think

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Yeah nah mate he's just deliberately and surroptiously knocked the bails off after the batsmen has played a shot as a joke, you know? haha.

hope so