/bundes/

>going to wet spam when you're actually good
$$$

is (((Domino-Effekt))) the GRANATE of 2019?

only another hour and a few minutes to go for the inevitable granaten announcement today. based. get ready for transfer news!!

now food yes

youtube.com/watch?v=cMN7Wcsc74w

Van de Beek zu FC Bayern ;)

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yaaaaaaaasssssss bayern in top again based based based!! FUCK YOU SHAREHOLDERS!!

och nö nö nö

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>Bayern uneins? Hoeneß wohl kein Fan von Dembélé-Transfer

>Ohnehin soll die Personalie Ousmane Dembélé bei den Verantwortlichen der Münchner geteilte Meinungen hervorgerufen haben. Nach Informationen der "Sport Bild" galt in erster Linie der Vorstandsvorsitzende Karl-Heinz Rummenigge als Befürworter eines Transfers, welcher dem FCB unter Umständen eine dreistellige Millionensumme kostet.

>Vereinspräsident Uli Hoeneß hingegen soll dem Sportblatt zufolge von Anfang an skeptisch gewesen sein. Vor allem das problematische Verhalten des Weltmeisters außerhalb des Platzes habe Hoeneß missfallen.

>Neben dem kurz bevorstehenden Transfer von BVB-Profi Jeremy Toljan zur US Sassuolo verhandeln die Italiener offenbar auch in einer weiteren Personalie der Dortmunder. Nach Informationen des Transferexperten Gianluca Di Marzio hat der Tabellenelfte der vergangenen Serie A-Saison auch Interesse an Innenverteidiger Ömer Toprak

Kalles favorite pizza.

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now I want a pizza
but I'm not going to pay some swarthy fuck 8€ for a bit of flour and tomato sauce

here's a real redpill: a 3€ pizza from rewe is just as good.

The oven is the most important part of a pizza. Everything that is made in a oven that can't get hot enough is going to taste shit, whether it's self baked or not.

for me, it's chicken and rice later

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yesterday I opened my window and approximately 20 billion tiny white whinged insects entered my room and now they're stuck in the corner of my window
tried to kill them with a towel but only got like half of them and can't be arsed to get them all
what do?

man Alonso really hit a new low

>what do?
find a new home

try to spread some strong scents across your room. Most insects have more nimble smelling sense than us and will flee from some.

Why Buyern refuse to spent money in great transfers? Why they're so arrogant?

Make Buyern great again

this, piss into a corner of your room and a few splashes on the window itself, problem solved

they went full retard and blew all their budget on hernandez

but the price for a random player it's even to high in this times, they have to adapt and they have money to spent

They are just going back to how things used to be. Robbery and Poop carried them for a couple of years and now they are all gone.

Its a combination between not wanting to spend all their hard earned money (250 million cash of savings over 20 years) and no "top" players wants to go to Bayern.

Sounds like a hopeless case

Vacuum cleaner

feuerzeug und deodose bruder

>first time visiting offseason /bundes/

Seems less autistic somehow.

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ami go home

tichyseinblick.de/meinungen/freibaeder-neue-kampfzone-auch-tuerken-betroffen/

what a summer lads

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have to read the 4 last /bundes/ threads, then I can post here

spare yourself the time

Its just transfer rumors and Razor/the angry customer sperging out.

>Paris soll „nur“ noch 150 Millionen Euro für Superstar Neymar (27) haben wollen. Der Brasilianer war 2017 für stolze 222 Mio Euro von Barcelona zu PSG gewechselt – bis heute Transferrekord!

>Allerdings muss auf die 150 Mio noch ein Spieler drauf gepackt werden, das berichtet die spanische Zeitung „El Pais“. Verhandlungspartner soll wieder der FC Barcelona sein.

>SG-Trainer Thomas Tuchel (45) plant einen Mega-Deal mit Neymar UND Ousmane Dembélé (22/Barca/Marktwert 100 Mio). Der Ex-Dortmunder ist Tuchels Wunschspieler.

Hradecky
Weiser Tah Bender Wendell
Bender
Aranguiz Demirbay
Havertz ???? ( Paulinho or Diaby)
Volland

I wish Olmo would have gone to Leverkusen.

I think Im going back to bed

yeah and I still don't know how >we lose Odeegard to Real Sociedad
Amiri is also not a winger, we should try sign Tsyhankov he's not on big clubs radar and is good as Olmo

>that defence in the CL

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Real Sociedad has a decent team desu and Spain is probably a nice place to live.
>we should try sign Tsyhankov he's not on big clubs radar and is good as Olmo
I would always be careful with Ukrainians.

He wanted to play in LaLiga, probably to acclimate for Real

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>Bcc: Gala, Fener, Milan, HSV
>That will be 1 million dollars, Mr Mor.
what a life

>bild.de/sport/fussball/fussball/alle-transfer-news-und-geruechte-62210710.bild.html
>Tuchel plant Mega-Deal mit Barca
Der PSG-Trainer will Superstar Neymar verkaufen und dafür Dembélé und Kohle haben.

BAUERN ETERNALLY BTFO
MUH DOMINOS
GET DUCKED BAUERN
SHAREHOLDERS FOR LIFE

AANAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHH

the have a case
t. lawyer

bayern got dabbed with this defense

Real Sociedad is not in CL and he need get a place in the team against Januzaj plus he could prove himself like Carvajal

Tymoshchuk is probably the only Ukranian that did decent in /bundes/ kek

If Retsos and Bellarabi don't get a injury in the mid season

i bet Tuchel is fuming about losing Neymar

just noticed how cold this year is so far

>hottest june in history of measuring
you’re retarded and or a basement virgin

>June
it's July and it's 16° and raining

>Borussia Dortmund defender, Jeremy Toljan, will join @SassuoloUS on loan this season. Best of luck Jeremy!

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>Sommerpause
Unironically the worst time of the year. Nothing less interesting than seeing which /bundes/ team buys which Ngubu.

I never rated him

up north we had like two days above 30° so far. its much colder than last year. and my city is the only relevant place on earth so if you live in africa, your problem.

>tfw your team has not yet signed a single animu girl
there aren't even that many pictures of manga girls in >our colours :(

slow day so here have some hearty keks in the comments:
>welt.de/vermischtes/article196705699/Sex-Gesetz-in-Schweden-Mann-wegen-unachtsamer-Vergewaltigung-verurteilt.html

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*stares into your soul*

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Always funny when non-Heligolanders consider themselves northern. If you're not surrounded by tidal waves on all sides you're basically a Thuringian.

considering that 50% of NRW population is made up of 1-4th gen turks, it's not surprising that they get the fucken treatmen too sometimes.

>going to the freibad

might as well stay home in my bathtub where I'm the only one pissing in the water

lmfao

>tfw we can't even win the clown wc

welt.de/sport/article196727911/Hamburg-meine-Perle-Der-HSV-schafft-seine-Hymne-ab.html

19:09 Echte Liebe

where's granate

see

that was 5 hours ago mate

yeah thats why im asking where our promised granate is

#welcomeJulian

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basirt

einmal bayrische bratwurstteller

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Where Granade??

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How can other clubs even compete? Oh right, they just can't

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>ja mit Nudel

see

don't forget the engen threqd

Stop supporting inferior clubs.

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Tom? ins Gas.

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transfermarkt.de/letzte-details-zu-klaren-konoplyanka-vor-unterschrift-bei-fenerbahce-istanbul/thread/forum/228/thread_id/115165

looks like a promotion if you ask me

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RIP Hamburg my pearl

>Laut L‘equipe Hat Barca die Klausel von Griezmann soeben bezahlt , auch Neymar soll kommen , wir kommen in die heiße transferphase , in den nächsten Tagen oder 1/2 Wochen wird der sogenannte Domino Effekt eintreten.
DOMINO

20:08 Happy Birthday Red Bull Leipzig

DMINO

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>>Laut L‘equipe Hat Barca die Klausel von Griezmann soeben bezahlt , auch Neymar soll kommen , wir kommen in die heiße transferphase , in den nächsten Tagen oder 1/2 Wochen wird der sogenannte Domino Effekt eintreten.
>bezahlt ,

youtube.com/watch?v=wPAiymPYcZY

>tuchel having to deal with draxler, dembele and choupo moting
why would you do that to yourself?

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Draxler will go to Bayern if Dembele goes to PSG.

mbappe can only hope

daily dose of /ourhelge/
youtu.be/5n59eFvQ1dQ

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> Flora Tallinn 2 : 0 Radnicki Nis

So we might travel to Estonia for a game.

easily the best president

>hottest rumor is Mandzukic
zzz

mir ist lw

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drink 0n beer

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ynr Denmark

>philipp to wolfsburg

lumo

Ausgerechnet Deniz Aytekin als DFB-Schiedsrichter des Jahres und Bibiana Steinhaus als einzige Spielleiterin müssen um ihre Einsätze in der neuen Bundesliga-Saison bangen. FIFA-Referee Aytekin hat ebenso wie Tobias Welz und Marco Fritz die Leistungstests im Trainingslager in Grassau am Chiemsee abgebrochen. Steinhaus, die sich bei der Frauen-WM in Frankreich verletzt hatte, fehlte. Insgesamt müssen gleich sieben Unparteiische am 8. August in eine Nachprüfung.

Einen entsprechenden Bericht der „Bild“-Zeitung bestätigte der Deutsche Fußball-Bund (DFB). „Natürlich sind sieben aktuell verletzte Schiedsrichter ungewöhnlich viel, da kann man schon von besonderem Verletzungspech sprechen. Aber solche Phasen gibt es in jeder Sportmannschaft leider ab und an“, sagte Lutz Michael Fröhlich, Sportlicher Leiter der Elite-Schiedsrichter, der Deutschen Presse-Agentur. Er versprach: „Wir werden also keinesfalls zu wenig Schiedsrichter zum Saisonstart haben.“

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bin dab0!

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>Insgesamt müssen gleich sieben Unparteiische am 8. August in eine Nachprüfung
yep I also justify taking a Nachprüfung because of injuries. injuries in the brain called "being dumb". this sounds more like they suck at being Schiris kek

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Warum machen die nich den Idiotentes lmao

*wartet ungeduldig*

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I thought he would made a good complement for Gladbach

>Dennis "I hate BVB" Aytekin
>bad Schiri
No shit

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Is now a good time to invest in Dortmund shares?

Based

twitter.com/basti_red/status/1149382661099667463

Last week was the moment. When the market realised that Bayern wasnt getting Sané. Not memeing. Look it up.

as there is absolutely nothing happening today, I just spend 13 hours in paint to do this

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13 hours well spent

thx

haha, I think I even know this one, and I rarely play this shit.

GRANATE!

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kek

the rain drops tell me that Apu and his apartment are actually frog-sized. interesting!

Anyone in here had a Stuhlgang today? If so how was it? Mine? Not had it.

that place looks very nice, based Helge

had two small ones, was kind of dissapointing desu

also not had. Am not surprised, since I ate junk food for the most this week, too many sweets.

FC Schweinberg
vs
Borussia Dortmund

tomorrow

Who here has Brandt? Me? I do.

god bless your anus

Earlypiece in 12 hours but I'm hungry now

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fatty

/hoc/ is stealing our memes again

>SKY SOURCES: Everton’s Ademola Lookman will seal a move to @RBLeipzig_EN in the next 24 hrs, a deal believed to be worth £22.5m has been agreed.

>Nach BILD-Informationen ist der Wechsel von Paris-Talent Christopher Nkunku (21) nach Leipzig so gut wie sicher. Schon Freitag könnte der offensive Mittelfeldspieler in Leipzig aufschlagen!
getting more confident about the era of the bull now

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yuck, why are men so obsessed with pooping

sure,virgin, sure
that’s called anecdotal evidence and is a fallacy
thx for being dumb

Rügen used to be even more based
nowadays it's just overrun with tourists

Not sure if this is a dumb question but if I am already a member of a private tracker (in this case REDACTED) is it easier to get an invite to another?

>rügen
>not touristic
hello 50 y.o. boomer

the störtebeker festspiele are based af tho, watched them as a kid in the 90ies. fucking great. stunts, fire, everything
missed the third part tho what a shame

>m.bild.de/sport/fussball/fussball/hsv-aus-fuer-lotto-king-karl-aber-er-bleibt-fan-63244684.bildMobile.html

HA HA HA HSV

listening to some boomer rap in bed
youtube.com/watch?v=O558HMykiS8

Imagine sending your teen daughter to the freibad for every horny boy to fap to and molest. Based nafris teaching german slags and their cucked fathers a lesson in morals.

youtube.com/watch?v=ylTJMKVFMwQ

switching to some electronic now

youtube.com/watch?v=_RbZYrrDACw&t=132s
>your favorite ((gangster)) rapper from back in the day is now a fucking normie akademiker

artist growing up always ruins them

youtube.com/watch?v=thKo3uVoagQ

hallo wo sind die granaten?

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soon...

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Ouch

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Mit dem Domino Effekt wird das schon wieder in Ordnung kommen

Mein President... der Dominoeffekt ist nicht erfolgt.

>greentexting links

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>Der 18 Jahre alte Bobby Duncan hat es laut "Daily Mail" in den Fokus der Borussia geschafft. Der Revierklub sei schon vor mehreren Monaten am Angreifer interessiert gewesen und habe Scouts nach England geschickt, so derweil das Portal "Teamtalk".

>Sollte Bobby Duncan unter Jürgen Klopp letztlich nicht genügend Bewährungschancen erhalten, spekuliert "Daily Mail", dass gleichzeitig ein Wechsel zu den Schwarz-Gelben wahrscheinlicher werden könnte. Neben dem BVB seien auch andere Bundesligisten auf den Stürmer aufmerksam geworden.

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>Ngubu and Ngubus cousin

>your favorite ((gangster)) rapper from back in the day
even as a 12 year old I knew that they're all retarded and the people that liked ((ganster)) rap were all actual retards

I'd argue that they're not even zweitklassig because they want the leftovers of the top clubs and they can't even get those.

They did get Hernandes. Ive said it for 2 years. Bayern benefited greatly from Germany producing amazing talents from 2010-2016. They kept getting the best German players for cheap. Brandt and Schulz were typical Bayern transfers, but they decided to "go bigger". This is simply them trying something they havent tried since probably Robben, but this time its an actual star player (Sane/Dembele). Theyre not used to rejection.

Dumbele basically failed at Barca and Sahne played ten games over 90 minutes. I wouldn't call those "star players".

Dembele didnt fail at all at Barca. He was injured for 6 months and did really well when he played. In fact Barca has said over and over that they plan with him for the future. Sane played more minutes in the EPL than Coman or Gnabry and got like 30 scorers in the EPL, not to mention got voted to young player of the season in 2018.

Theyre not Mbappe or Neymar, but theyre certainly top 10 wingers, which nowadays makes them stars.

>and got like 30 scorers in the EPL
wait what, 21 isn't like 30.

My bad. Looked at the overall statistics including the assists and goals for Germany. 21 is still better than Gnabry or Coman for the last season.

>Inter mit „offizieller Anfrage“ bei ManUtd – „Lukaku wäre wie ein reduzierter Ferrari“
can Inter stop being retarded for more than 2 years in a row?

I thought that Göhren was one of the least comfy places on Rügen.

Why are Austrians so autistic?

>In fact Barca has said over and over that they plan with him for the future.
Until Peter Zwegat shows up with his flipchart.

Theyll sell Coutinho before they sell Dembele.

m8 1990-2005 was based if you knew where to go to the beach (Prora), great beach, not many people around
now there's a huge ass apartment/hotel complex there as well, so rip

>"Sie haben mich gerufen. Hier bin ich. Was kann ich für Sie tun?"

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>Dem Bericht zufolge sind die Wolfsburger bereit, rund 18 Mio. für die Dienste Philipps auf den Tisch zu legen. Mitte Juni hatte der „Sportbuzzer“ geschrieben, dass der Sechste der vergangenen Bundesliga-Saison nicht gewillt sei, mehr als 13 Mio. Ablöse zu zahlen, während die Schwarz-Gelben 20 Mio. Euro verlangten.

>In trockenen Tüchern soll der Deal aber noch nicht sein, was mit der Personalie Josip Brekalo zusammenhängt. Beim VfL hat man damit gerechnet, den 21-jährigen Angreifer zügig von der Gehaltsliste zu bekommen, heißt es.

Wait, there's Domino's in Germany?

>Mittelstürmer
>1,76m
Is this becoming the new big trend?

Finding a 2m athlete with ball control and perfect touch seems next to impossible nowadays.

Yes.

Kaiserslautern Fuuuußballcluuuub ooooleeeee

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...

I'm 14% German, and I love bundes!

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>DFB-Pokal Frauen
>1. FC Union

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it was good btw

why yes of course I apply moderate Hiebe to my wife's forearm, thank you Tom Gas

So we’re all watching this right?

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Yes.

yes

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Free money right here

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not as long as Werner stays at Leipzig

beweis es erstmal uezs

I thought he was promised to boomern?

Alcacer at 15 is a must bet

yes next summer for free (((or for a fair price of 15,75 m€ this summer]]]

for me, it's fish and spinach today

basado

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footyheadlines.com/2019/01/bayern-munchen-19-20-away-kit.html

pfffffffffffffffffffahahahahahahaha och nö nö nö nö nö nö

Yes

Thats... not pretty.

*BANG BANG*
CAM ON YOU SCHWEINBERGER
STOP CONCEDING FOR SAM FACKIN MINUTE

Lyon have signed Sampdoria's Danish CB Joachim Andersen.
He becomes the most expensive Danish player in history with a transfer fee around €30m.

footyheadlines.com/2019/07/vfl-wolfsburg-19-20-home-kit.html

not sure if this is good or horrific yet

Its crazy how a lower table Italian club can spend 30 million, especially for a CB.

footyheadlines.com/2019/06/rb-leipzig-19-20-home-kit.html

Leipzig away kit is super clean, 10/10

just don't pay taxes lmao

He was sold to french club

wer hat hier noch Brandt?

14h, where are the announcements ulli??.

For me, it's pic rel

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> [RMC] West Ham have offered €38m for Sebastien Haller, Frankfurt are set to accept. Pellegrini would like to have the player before the US tour on Sunday

Eintracht can't be that stupid?

>RMC
whomst

m.bild.de/sport/fussball/fussball/fc-bayern-hasan-salihamidzic-im-transfer-kreuzverhoer-liveticker-63251334.bildMobile.html

what an utter praktikant

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>Man muss andere Argumente haben und Spieler so überzeugen.

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>wonder why brazzo is trending
>yet another press conference by buyern

what is wrong with these idiots?

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Eine 17-Jährige aus Texas hatte in einem Supermarkt ein Eis angeleckt und dann direkt wieder zurück ins Regal gestellt. Mit schlimmen Konsequenzen! Ihr drohen jetzt zwei bis 20 Jahre Haft und eine Geldstrafe von 10 000 Dollar wegen Manipulation von Lebensmitteln.

Unter dem Hashtag „icecreamchallenge“ befürchteten viele schon unzählige Nachahmer der Aktion. Einige Supermärkte verschlossen sogar die Kühlregale mit den Eispackungen!

based amis, should be 40 years though

>Buyern fans unironically thinking they're still getting Callum

Completely delusional!!!

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not sports

twitter.com/vamp1r0/status/1147221805381197825

Only African Amreican seem to do it.

youtube.com/watch?v=cGiNkLGE1Ts

>being arsed to call the cops as a clerk
Do they get paid that much that they care about somebody doing shit in the store?

and then they wonder why they all have HIV and Hep

Confirmed bullshit.

Strange times we live in when Turks suddenly seem somewhat human after all compared to our new Germans.

>icecreamchallenge
should have been executed tßqh

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Griezmann to Barca is done, is this the Dominostein we all waited for?

Boah, ich hab jetzt schon Brandt.

ah yes, the weekend

>two hours to go
fuck you

just go for 2-3 wanks

thank god we live in a clown country where absolutely nothing happens to you unless you forget to pay your GEZ so there's 0 thrill in doing retarded shit like this.

Not sure what your point is.

was meant for the black queen sticking her filthy tongue in that ice cream

>GREASEMAN TO BARCA

DOMINO DAY IS FINALLY HERE!

GRANATE SOON!

NO MORE BESCHISSEN WORDEN!

THREAD THEME:
youtube.com/watch?v=UJtB55MaoD0

that fucking fachkraft that fucked up my trashbacks, I will fucking find him and annihilate him, just hurt my hands trying to tie on of this piece of shit bags together yes I am mad

Bayern should go for Malcom
he's cheap and brazilian ( more customers)

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d-delet this

>song from 2011
>comments filled with nostalgic zoomers
fucking end me

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I see.

D-Day!!

Too expensive.

Granate?

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He was in Germany for Rudiger's wedding ya dunce.

>too expensive
literally 60 millions less value than Dembelel and he actually can shoot

Yeah...
youtube.com/watch?v=mANYC9gnJFw

huh what do you mean

sorry I'm too angry to talk about it, typing this with one hand while the other one is spilling blood into a taschentuch

How does Buyern manipulate a VAR room filled with monkeys?

very mysterious

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bananas

>Farca

yeah...

youtube.com/watch?v=FbzlKLIVDkk

Me too. Must have been 99 or something.

see

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They literally failed the physical test though

>reading youtube comments
>>fucking end me
do it yourself

I could find some pretty embarrassing moments of Malcom aswell.

UMFRAGE UMFRAGE UMFRAGE UMFRAGE

no more “hamburg meine perle” stadium song:
good, bad, whatever?

pls give your opinions

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yeah but he didn't miss a easy goal against halal

oh nonono...

Agree to disagree. Malcom is good, but hes no Dembele imo.

>120 mio for an almost 30 yo zoomer ps4 playing memebaby
wtf

And then Atletico
>125m for a 19 year old kid from a farmer's league who has play a good half season and 1 game for the Portuguese national team

Hmm so Skov Olsen was in Bologna with his agent for a medical, but then his dad announced that the deal was off because he wanted to consider all his options.
Did Brazzo put in a call?

Fire cracker?

youtube.com/watch?v=cGiNkLGE1Ts

HALLO IHR BLÖDEN ARSCHLÖCHER???
ANTWORTET HALT MAL EY

Hitz - Zagadou, Diallo, Götze, Hummels, Philipp, Morey, Piszczek, Wolf, Weigl, Raschl

>english commentary
KEK

>no Brandt/Hazard/Schulz
2nd half will be better then.

they're not in the squad

naja was willst du hören kollege? zu diesem gurkenverein kann man nix mehr sagen. wir singen ob die wollen oder nicht BASTA.
youtube.com/watch?v=HPfhgnT16LY

>talking to client
>having a good conversation
>ask her to write a few details down for me
>email ends in .de
>mfw

end blog/
also mfw reading about
>Da sane code

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>Nationalhymne before the match
were USA now

Damn.

comfy grannys watching from their altenheim's balcony

>talking to client from england
>having a good conversation
>every email from him starts with "Dear Mr. user.."

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Thats sucha cozy little town. Brings me back to my Club-playing days.

fuck off

>dummels

I usually just say "Hi"
I know it drives some manager types mad

>Da sane code
someone got paid to fucking write this

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>ynr Hummels moved to Dortmund
legimately forgot this

*BABUMM BABUMM BABUMM*
KOMM SCHON SCHWEINSBERG

This all yellow kit looks so boring. Puma didn't even try with this shit.

Also Hummels looks fat.

i write business mails like i write on Yea Forums. constant lower case, bad punctuation etc

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have sex

RESPEKTLOS

Cathy ich brauch 1 shake

but muh shoulder pattern

IBRAHIM BITTE

IBRAHIM GO TO YOUR DAUGHTER YOU CUNT

Gulácsi, Orban, Poulsen, Werner, Laimer, Hartmann, Candido, Kampl, Martel, Bidstrup, Krauß

well that even triggers me, and nearly nothing triggers me

>Christian Falk, a German journalist who works for Bayern Munich’s favorite publication, Bild, is well known in the industry for possessing incredible psychic powers. In another life, he would’ve had a great career as an X-Man. Unfortunately, even psychics need to pay the bills,

what did he mean by this?

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makes me wonder why players are not free to chose older kits from their club. why does everyone have to waer the same stuff?

dortmund are shit

bvb looks shook af gonna concede any time now
t. shareholder

>*click click*
>*click click click*

it’s the combination of that drum retard and the shitty mic

RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL

dat clearance

Granaten are e helluva drug

bumm bumm bummer

>tune in
>already winning
state of farmers

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who's that retard singing inton the mic

>stadionsprecher singing
olmo

>Philipp

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me

>crosses
>favre

What is this? Is his system evolving?

that’s costa cordalis

i just copy + paste the line up from Dortmund's twitter, blame them

>Falk neglects to mention how he knows what KHR is thinking: he obviously used telepathy to read his mind and is sharing the info with us. There is of course no other way he could know this kind of info, and indeed if another journalist posted it we’d know it was complete nonsense.

>However, since it’s Falk, we have to believe it. Sané’s on his way folks.

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thicc ass cucumber and delicious Garnelen

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real match:
youtube.com/watch?v=WUnLOeT9aOY

could that retard PLEASE stop banging his retard drum?
it’s only clicking when he does that.

Is it just me or does this Stadionsprecher sounds a bit like Rangnick?

what the fuck i know this place

favreball is so boring bros...

come over fren

>rote bullen
more like black bulls lmao

>90million for bailey
top kek

thx for the angebot but am not in the gegend atm

Raschl is pretty good, I like him.

watch Nagelsmann then

realistically, who can stop them this year?

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ok

>watching a make up wearing eyebrows plugging gay memeboy giving a pk
why tho?

its not a pk, its a Testspiel gegen den FC Zürich

that’s even more boring than the bvb yawn fest

based numbers with the 1 qm Vorgarten

Nailsmeme is a fuccboi.

even gayer

is that a good or a bad thing?

>put the fat guy in goal
classic

>one fat gk replaces the other fat gk

kek

>there’s an english commentator present for the bvb bore
lol what a bitchboi

>being dominated by zurich

t. fatties

>watching leipzig

like expected

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imagine living that close to a football pitch, must be hell. unless you sell it to some dumb ultra club.

>not watching both

lel shouldn’t have changed that goalie lmao

Based Pisscheck. Even at 46 he's still fit as fuck and never gives up. Could probably easily beat up Hummels.

>Philipp being depressed as always
smile you fuck

>being autistic

>dortmund scored one goal while I wasn't looking
fuck

nö

mist das hätte ich jetzt nicht schreiben sollen während des spils

>i rate Nagelsmann

OH NO NO NO

esto

the cameraman wasn't looking either

That fat goalie isn't even trying kek

#Bratwurstchallenge, when?

holy shit these farmers completely gave up

>OCH MANN EYYY
kek

poor goalie :(

who?

some guy near the commentator

Piszczek, Götze, Morey and Raschl seem to be the only ones taking this seriously.

>Nagelsmeme
lmao

I couldn't tell if that was a second goal, looked exactly like the first one lmao

RAUS

>halbzeitshow

kek, these guys

ALKI SHOW

lmao is leipzig really losing against zurich?
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>halbzeitshow with the vorstandsvorsitzenden hans-joachim "aki" watzke and kult-stadionsprecher norbert "nobby" dickel
kino

this but unironically

Leipzig needs more africans in their team.

those nazi aesthetics in the bvb commercial, nice

so... this is the supposed era of the bull?

what you mean

#welcomebackRalf

>the city of l0pzig

the commercial for the auswärtstrikot they just showed on stream

>I rate Nageltmann

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>Candido
le backpass man

>that cutie doing the lactate test
yummie

I'd let her lactate me, if you catch my meaning

I wouldn't mind her lactating in my mouth if you catch my drift

I dont get it

have sex

yikes

send your mom over

I don't get it (the sex)

Nagelsmann is finished

ganze büchse mais gefressen alder morgen wird so geil

>nailsmeme

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for me its Schalke

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>Der Fette ins Tor
a tale as old as time itself

Heh... wanted to post something like HipHopGuru here

So when can we expect Rangnigger to take over from Nailsmeme?

is this the begin of the un>schalkening?

they are finally harnessing the power of memes for good

based sasy nix with the truthbombs

>only 28k watching
so this is the power of echte liebe

not bad considering it's just a bunch of literal whos

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rb has 4514 watching currently
truly the era of the bull lmao xD

this looks actually like a decent show. does anyone of you otherwise useless animefags know the title?

fuck off weeb faggot

funny that's one of my earliest fantasies

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>this looks actually like a decent show
>you otherwise useless animefags
just admit you're a weeb

>kagawa

why do you have this picture saved user

The secret to his success?

Ramen.

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>clearly absolute garbage fanservice anime
>this looks actually like a decent show
who are you trying to fool here?

ah remember this. Ran on Vox back in the day, good times. Was advertised as the anime, with the most pantyshots per minute in Animania or something.
Thats when my downfall began.

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Uhhhh huh?? Superligaen season 2019/2020 starts tonight at 19:00 with FC Midtjylland - Esbjerg fB
It’s not a pre-season game, it’s the actual league.

google says agent aika

Ah yes, that's that Aika garbage. A million panty shots. It's dumb as fuck.

I mainly stayed up for Lodoss and NGE during those Vox nights.

pre-bosz games don't count

amazon review:
>Höschen so weit das Auge reicht - ein Pflichtkauf für hartgesottene Ecchi Fans und Nostalgiker.

why? what does a büchse mais have for an effect on your day tomorrow?

wenn du wüsstest...

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>Heidenheim
>Krasnodar

Thanks.

>ynr cut versions of french hardcore porn thursdays on vox

THIRD FAT GOALIE IN

>third fat gk on
>they are getting fatter and fatter

lel

>A million panty shots. It's dumb as fuck.
you're joking right

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>Leipzig losing 0-3 to Alpenyetis
Era of the bull was over before it started.

the era was over the moment Rangnick left

mit dem Angriff der Abteilung Brasilien wird das alles wider in Ordnung kommen

Technically he just evolved into a higher form of /eotb/.

but the one brazillian playing right now is shit

makes me think

just searched it now for the occasion. Dont tell me you dont know fat corn porn guy.

it was great to jerk off when you were 15 without internet.

I remember KITE and Platic Little.

sounds about right

The attitude of some players is really annoying me right now. Especially Weigl. Lost the ball and just stands still.

On the other hand Raschl looks good.

I have to say, after seeing some Ecchi like this, I was kinda disappointed with hc hentai later on, which mainly looked like shit.

19:09 Echte Liebe

Theyre playing against 8th-tier league amateurs, of which half of them seem overweight. I wouldnt care either.

Yeah, Raschl looks really promising.

>why don't the players play with more passion and get injured against these farmers

>the slayer of Schweinberg

KITE has hardcore sex, great action, is well animated and so on. It's a very good movie. Aika is just trash.

Toprak literally carrying Hummels

>Sahne, Pepe and Mandzukic tomorrow
Holy shit

Whats the News on Weigl? Does he stay? Would be really surprised if so.

On the other hand, I find it quite dumb to not have another good player for CM apart from Witsel and Delaney, and not let Weigl play on that position.

Mukiele ded

wtf was the gk doing

nice

I think he slipped on the shit pitch.

I'm considering Shinji as a name for my dog. Based or unbased?

could literally see the ground shake as that guy ran in

PLATZSTURM!!!!!!!!!!!!

BASED

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p based

yeah, they cut the hc for tv obviously.
I found the hc to be one of the best sex scenes in hentai. Did the director do any more apart from this and Mezzo/Mezzo Forte?

>you now remember the young guy getting cucked by the scumbag detective at gunpoint.

this guy takes over your club and fucks shit up, what do you do?

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>Sabitzer

i was looking for this picture

Granaten, Granaten
Alles sind Granaten
Wieder lieg' ich auf der Lauer
Denn wir spielen unser Spiel
Wieder wart' ich an der Mauer
Wieder steh' ich kurz vorm Ziel
Und ich höre deinen Atem
Und ich rieche deine Angst
Ich kann nicht mehr länger warten
Denn ich weiß, was du verlangst
Granaten, Granaten
Alles sind Granaten
Granaten, Granaten
Alles sind Granaten

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>Sabitzer
fuck me, why does he always choke

>schweinberg

6/10
I chuckled

Hmm... for me it's

WO? WO? WO IST DIE GRANATE?
WO? WO? WO IST DIE GRANATE?
WO? WO? WO IST DIE GRANATE?

based Pigmountain

>pic related

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If I was a poster of the dumb redditor frog now would be when I post the disgusted dumb redditor frog

Bottrop is getting slaughtered 20:1 right now.

highscore is 24:0

>muuh reddit frog
found the redditor

the funny thing is I bet he was really proud of his outfit kek

>found the redditor
nice of you to oust yourself like that but it wasn't necessary.

>Here’s a quick one that needs no explanation. What are ManCity’s colors? BLUE. What are Bayern Munich’s colors? RED. Now Leroy Sané was spotted coming to City training today wearing a RED hoodie. Of course, that can only mean one thing — he’s joining Bayern.

stop talking to me

>"Epstein, Epstein, alles muss versteckt sein"
What did Bill Clinton mean by this?

kek based anglo gaming the system

I'm trying

This ones my favourite

>Sané’s national team partner Serge Gnabry, clearly sensing the impending arrival of Leroy Sané, has changed his hairstyle to match that of the young ManCity winger. Once Sané arrives, both Bayern’s starting left and right wingers will be virtually indistinguishable to their opponents, throwing defenses into utter confusion with their overlapping runs.

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Are you saying all blacks look the same?

das racist

erm

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sag scho!
nur wegen dem scheissen?
hab mal ein kilo möhren auf einmal gefressen, danach nur orange gekackt .

playing against 13th of the local kreisliga. i wouldn’t give more than 40% either

ok jungs bin da jz ja

endlich wo warst du brudi

it’s okay

very basiert

why does he dress so contrived? he clearly wants to be perceived as stylish but he has no style and or a stylist. he just looks ridiculous.

>Sané’s national team partner Serge Gnabry, clearly sensing the impending arrival of Leroy Sané, has changed his hairstyle to match that of the young ManCity winger. Once Sané arrives, both Bayern’s starting left and right wingers will be virtually indistinguishable to their opponents, throwing defenses into utter confusion with their overlapping runs.

that’s from a joke article dummy

did you seriously only just realise kevin?

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have sex

I'm trying

FRANZAFORTA

Gio Reyna with a goal in his first game for Dortmund u19. He's 16. Guy is a phenom. Going to be best USA player of all time.

twitter.com/USAprospects/status/1149740346793852930?s=19

ami go home

nice!

>dead thread
nice community...

tips and tricks for banana up the ass?
everything welcome :3

/bundes/ is a soto general

>ERA OF THE BULL
are leipzig shills the most embarassing babymen here?

Moukoko baby

he’s over 20 tho

>take banana
>put in ass

tried didn’t go well

aren't we all?

try getting the fucc from some girl(male) first to widen your ass. then you can apply banana easier

Based Moukoko also scored.

ich bin doch da man^^

idk he does look smol

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>the funniest name in bundesliga is no longer german or african
guess who?

is that a CR7 celebration?

Witzl

>guess who?
nice game uezs

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of course, he is 15 years old.

think more bible

tell me now!

his first name starts with a J

>be a nigger
>worship Rolando
many such cases

matthäus

john

some Judas

Wolfgang Wolf former coach of Wolfsburg, der Macht am Mittellandkanal

he has the name of what you would call an annoying shitposting flagposting retard from down under

Jude

The english lad >schalke signed?

Paul Verhaegh

Judas Strayacunt
just say

John Aussi?

kohlchan.net/.media/0f6474127328a6ff34cd51c1ccc1568e-videomp4.mp4/dl/1127212286773534721_1127212286773534721.mp4

just fucking tell it already

fuck off with your shit kohlchan links fucking autist
get back where you came from virgin
also have sex

no
wrong team, right location
non

jonjoe kenny?
that isn’t a very funny name

which league? first bundes?

jesus christ step it the fuck up
this is in the right directionyou've been watching too much tomball and go carting

bernard tekpetey
not a very funny name

so it’s ruhrpott first bundes?
stop being a fag and answer

nigga you gay, none of the NRW teams have a
funny name where the first name starts with J
see the second line of

>wrong team right location
so it’s not schalke
leaves dortmund
if it’s not dortmund kys
there is no other first bundes team in the pott

is that in the bible?
what about right location, wrong team do you not understand?

Hello
hello
according to /bundes/ my team doesn't exist

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what about being a faggot don’t you understand???

I considered that, they have Jordan Bayer, Jonas Hofmann and Julio Villalba, none particularly funny

>gladbach
>same location as schalke
just fucking fuck off, kys

there is not one single funnny name in that team
also gladbach is niederrhein, schalke is ruhrpott, nice “same location”, you have there, faggot. it’s not even the same region. it’s the same state that’s it

Laszlo Benes!

consider "NOW a funny name doesn't belong to a german or african"
p.s that means its a new signing

the location is North Rhine-Westphalia is it not>
they are a bundesliga team are they not?
get bent gpsandbergteins

>the brit left embarrassed and ashamed
nice

ok that one made me laugh

he is an aussie called....

location is much narrower than “being in the same state”, dumbo.
is manchester in the same location as london because they are both in england?
fuck off

looked at the transfers not one funny name there

not one funny name

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still here

I never said city, I never even said state.
shut the fuck up lars german

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just say the fucking name already

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jonathan panzo

no but you said location. go look up what location means and then go look on a map ad tell me gladbach and gelsenkirchen are the same location. dumbo

/bundes/ logbook 12th July: Another day without a granate... the Austrian customer seems to have offed himself, now the bong starts losing his mind. Denmark is nowhere to be seen. I'm afraid we won't make it to the start of the new season.

>denmark nowhere to be seen
good
fuck you virgins and your cringy worshipping just because someone pretends to be a female online

no
jesus christ I'm posting the fucking picture
absolutely pathetic /bundes/
honestly shameful
viel respektlos

>tell me gladbach and gelsenkirchen are the same location
I never said gelsenkirchen
where do I unsubscribe?

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I'm busy, come back later.

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schalke is in gelsenkirchen.
but you know that and you’re just trying to be all smug about being a total retard

where is gelsenkirchen?

i don’t get it
his name is italiano?
what has that to do with australians?
does he really play for gladbach?

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i think you might be autistic
i think you might be actually full blown retarded

in europe just like spain
same location according to you

why do I work with germans?

his name is
JACOB
jacob
ITALIANO
and he is from AUSTRALIA
his transfer will finalise on july 30th

I'm taking a break
fucking germans

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>Jacob Italiano

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and that’s funny?
what’s funny about italiano?

>he has the name of what you would call an annoying shitposting flagposting retard from down under

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that one didn’t even make sense.
he is from australia
his fucking name on the other hand has nothing to do with australia
fucking brit autist

ösi had too much cheap wine again

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>funniest name in all of bundes

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nah the brit had to much manmilk

is having*

This was even worse than the brazillian user and his new thread meme

guys, you know what -
guys, you know what’s funny?

jacob -guys come on now

jacob -haha

jacob - guys really funny wait for it

jacob - hahahaha i can’t breath

jacob

ITLAIANO!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJA

>ösi had too much cheap wine
>it is hungary after all

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you never leabe your general do you?
be honest?I might ask /cric/ to come over an "enlighten" you
nothing was worse than that,
>had to endure 3 tom threads

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just admit you’re a retard
you’re not only embarrassing yourself but everyone

>I don't get your joke because I don't understand what flagposting is or anything outside of this general please admit defeat, pretty please
no

oh, you are asking for it?

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at this point tom a lot of things are better than, n-no, I don't want to figure it out, you are retard spam

BY THE WAY that is not an open invitation to make a new thread. Especially not now since it wont see the light of day (page 1)

i REALLY rate nigel's moves today. victoria bless him.

no
you’re a retard who doesn’t even have grasp of his own language
also fuck cricket, if all posters there are as retarded and autistic as you, that thread should be autosaged on sight

Isn't this unironically Dillion Harper?

admit defeat and apologize to all of bundes

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wow its like you are posting as if you are completely new here.
I know english isn't your first language but don't worry I wont grammar nazi you, it's beneath me.
is this the point where the redditors start posting "have sex" and such hip new memes?

now you've done it

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no
n

Yeah, I'm going to put this episode right next to the funny Brazilian OP

WER HAT DEN SCHEISS TOMMY REINGELASSEN?!

So this is the famous British humour people keep talking about
Just leave. This place is not for you

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this post didn't age well

>thunderstorm
>can't schlafi
comfy

>he has the name of what you would call an annoying shitposting flagposting retard from down under
>hahahaha lmao get it he is named jacob italiano and is from australia! just like i said

have sex

jesus christ
let the ami stay
but kick that unfunny brit out

is this nigger serious

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>pic related
what did Dillion Harper mean by this

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>germans hetzing vs ausländers, again

jeder tritt ein brit

>getting mad at obvious banter from the drunk bong
yikes

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>it’s like you are posting as if you are completely new here.
nice grasp of your own language you have there, Nigel Patel

>t.Sören-Malte Schmidt-Smith

jeder Stoß ein Franzos'

more like getting mad about the Brit who geht mir auf den Sack

>wir schaffen das

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oh god the redditors are corralling around one opinion. Nobody alert neinhold, he might make a graph about it.
quick, where is denmark to blog post when you need her (him)
excuse me, that is der brit

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>being a bong apologist
just as bad

>trying to deflect from you pathetic failure
have sex

THERE IT IS
took you long enough
thats not what she said by the way

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>94182356
(You) can fuck right off Inselaffe shoo shoo back to your inbred containment island

yeah tbf the bong is out of control today. all because of getting an email from a german kek

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of course not no woman would talk about having sex with you

but it was there already too its not your best day today is it

I don't know what's worst:
>stupid opinions
>posting anime
>being british
>me, replying to weak bait

>t.Sören-Malte Schmidt-Smith
Neither funnynor close at all. But feel free try again, Uwe-Ronnie.

>There's only either, or.

this

anime is not a crime ok

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>believing the lies of the beady albion
that guy is getting emails from no one

K-On! girls are best girls uezs

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it’s the mark of the virgin tho

also are threads supposed to have 600 replies?

those faces look deformed and retarded

I met her husband once, never knew his email, but she enlghtened me
>,de
I instantly thought of horrendous blogposts, pictures of cows and a disgusted uli

MAKE SURE THE NEXT THREAD IS A DUCK THREAD OR ELSE!

Kein neuer Thread, bis der hier durch ist! Bis zum bitteren Ende, /bundes/ kämpft bis zur letzten Patrone und wenn die verschossen ist, wird das Bajonett gezückt!

based and redpilled
based and redpilled
this post gave me cancer tßqh uezs familie

nice
based and cancer, i am on a roll

>it’s the mark of the virgin tho
this

no your face looks deformed and retarded

i don’t look like any of those girls tho
not even close

>anime is not a crime ok
hmm. it is.

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>german GDP: 5000000 billion
>english GDP: 20 million
yeah you better listen to those .de clients you FUCKHEAD
dieses

>2D asians

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literal autism: the posts

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>pic related

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liking chinese girly cartoons is the epitome of autism

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sane will join bayern
bayern will win the league but fail in the cl

you heard it here

thats not bahia
or vasco
the fuck are you doing?

nobody cares

youtube.com/watch?v=IUhIY4GcL2w

jacob ITALIANO!
GET IT?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>bayern will win the league but fail in the cl
>you heard it here
wait. no/ never. you are insane.

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>How could anime ever compete?

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youtu.be/CK7TwlVFzbA

ITALIANO!! a hahahahahahahaha
His name is Jacob Italiano!! get it?
He will play for Gladbach next season which is the same location as schalke but a different team!
how fucking funny is his name tho hahahahahahahaha

>We did it Reddit, no Buyern talk for 20 posts!

wo sind die transfers uli??.

are you ok?
oh
oh wait I know this one
the redditors showed me
one second
mhm
mhm..
..
>*SEEEEEEETHING*

did I do it right?
I did it right. right?

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wenn du wüsstest!

ITALIANO!!!
hahahahahahahahahah

pls tell me uli!
i’ll suck your würtsl!!

wait.
are you, upset?

I don't care anymore

>btw I'm from Dresden which is pretty close to Aachen near Schleswig-Holstein
what do lesbians and 2D girls have in common?
You won't fuck neither, it's literally a draw with anime girls not autistically screeching about their bullshit. you could just turn them off.
>pic related
the future is now, old man

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who give a shit limassol
bahia....why

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WO? WO? WO IST DIE GRANATE?