/heem/ - GOAT Edition

>triggered over friendly banter
DC is a prick. Why would you have this much hatred for a man because he said he could take you down? DC throws shade on so many people all the time, but when Jon did it to him it was a crime? Honestly, fuck that fatass. Hope Jon steps up to HW and retires that miserable bitch and takes his title.

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SHORT GUYS DESERVE RESPE-

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As a short boy this reminds me of my place in society

He doesn't have a very good scramble at all desu. Olympic Gold Cejudo has little trouble with him atm.

they both need some comforting at this difficult time if you catch my drift

Jon is undoubtedly the GOAT but I see him getting heemed by Ngannou 2bh.

>le engaged for 10 years faec
kinda based move by Jones keeping her unmarried

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Why do you care it's not like she was ever gonna fuck you

If Luke Rockhold didn't try to box everyone he might've been the goat. His kicks and grappling are so overpowering. His punches are so shit

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youtube.com/watch?v=DLbnlmhmUys

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I've been thinking about Khabib vs Poirier quite a bit recently. That's the most interesting fight on the horizon I think.

What do u think happens?

Idk watching Diaz get his ass kicked by someone who isn't going to trade 1-2s might be cool

prime boston cop heems kimbo slice

Dustin is getting 50-42d bro

weidman's face in the back is even better

Prefer not to say.

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Anyone got a link for the full thrill and agony for 239

If you had told me after 194 that Luke would be flushed in 4 years, I would have said "Great."

Name a country whose posts you automatically disregard

None of them you weirdo

unironically Brazil

If you told me after UFC Fight Night: Rockhold vs. Bisping that Rockhold would lose a rematch to Bisping less than two years later and turn into a worthless can I would have not believed you.

Good post
I do disregard American posts but I don't consider them to be from a Country

why m8

If I was a fighter I would cut to 205 and beat Jones, then move up to heavyweight and beat the winner of DC/Stipe II. Then I'd transition to boxing and heem Deontay Wilder and Tyson Fury, before transitioning to Sumo and beating Hakuho.

Luckily for these individuals, I took a different path in life.

lol I think I originally posted this comment years ago

Australia, Bulgaria, Mexico, Greece, Finland, Spain, Macedonia, Chile, Argentina, Russia, Germany, UK

Brazil and NZ are cool

Dustin heems Tony

we cool bro

No I invented the weirdo meme

heem me inside

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>Prefer not to say.
Reeeee

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I think you know

and Japan?

Jones is not natty.

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i dunno

What is the most emotional fight for you? The one where you really felt for one of the fighters. For me, it's Marreta vs Anders. Seeing Anders collapse on the way to his corner, still trying to fight, is gut-wrenching, especially considering how little was on the line, and how he got hosed against Machida. I don't think he ever recovered from the Marreta loss.

real Japanese are cool, the weird Aussie larping in Japan as a sex tourist is a freak

archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/62608079/#62615229

Both are cheating niggers and will never be seriusly considered into the GOAT discussion because of it

eh probably Lawler vs Macdonald 2

Chael vs Anderson 1, seeing him work so hard to get denied in the last few minutes.

How do you go from this
youtube.com/watch?v=zXj4rORO2Ec

To this?
instagram.com/p/BzvFQVMi7Dq/

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what it has to do with mma, are you the autistic Priscilla spammer from Yea Forums?

Depends if the board and the General, here are usually Sweden, Finland, Bulgaria and Germany

Your opinion is irrelevant. Jones has already gone down in the history books as one of the best to ever do it.

What went wrong?

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Ok cuck

The correct answer is DC Jones 2

Reminder that even with her horrible striking she was caughting Holm in the first round, I wish she had sticked to her usual drill and armbar that cunt into oblivion

good one bitch boy. don't be too upset about your thoughts on MMA literally not mattering at all in the face of public opinion.

She became convinced that she could strike

Because she did mma.

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Believed her own hype. She actually thought she could stand and trade with Mayweather

fedor losing, obviously.

One that comes to my mind just out the top of my head is Pettis vs Ferguson, all the pressure of having to proof again that you are the actual #1, coming back of an injury and all the stuff at home, then having a relief after pettis gives up, is just too good

probably Choi getting brutally heemed by Stephens after vowing never to lose again

>rOnDa cAn TaKe oN cAiN vElAsQuEz

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JBJ is a poopypants, he's too scared for fight DC in the heavyweight

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Yeah this one is good. I especially like him letting out that primal sob as Eddie Bravo crouches down with him.

i really hope Choi learned how to defend after that fight, that shit was embarrassing

Gil getting subbed by Pettis
Johny getting nuked to start GSP's comeback card

Is he even going to fight again?

>on a 7 fight win streak wins a UNANIMOUS victory over Romero with a BROKEN KNEE to secure the title
>nearly fucking DIES before his next fight
>Romero then MISSES WEIGHT and HEEMS Rockhold in brutal fashion
>accepts rematch against Romero, even after he MISSES WEIGHT AGAIN
>risks legacy, legitimacy, health like a warrior and faces a fucking LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT
>goes on to technically outclass Romero, gets fucking ROCKED, BREAKS HIS HAND, and STILL THROWS SAVAGE ELBOWS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STORM ON THE BRINK OF THE VOID
>realistically manages to secure a draw in one of the most valiant displays of heart ever seen in the UFC
>Bobby is a fucking CHAMPION fighter with a CHAMPION heart and if you disagree you can go and GET FUCKED.

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oh yeah that's me lol

That reminded me of a classic Aussie tune
Live version is good, for the audience participiation
youtube.com/watch?v=6jLoxp8EmoM

disregard this *pisses on you*

youtu.be/ZiOr-Ebr-XY

UFC 239: The Thrill and the Agony

fuck any JAV stars yet? try any freshly squeezed breast milk? favorite things about Japan?

Are you a Cold Chisel fan?

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I find German flags to be pretty distasteful on every board.

>HEAD MOOMEN

Eddie bravo is the patrician BJJ celebrity, only fags fall for Danaher Gimmicks and interminable shilling

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No I haven't had sex with a single grill because I don't speak Japanese and I am generally autistic. I just get drunk with old men in bars and eat okonomiyaki it is a very comfy lifestyle.

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I think it's because they legitimately have the worst sense of humor on the entire planet and can't into banter. Most of the ones on Yea Forums seem to be very hateful racists too.

youtube.com/watch?v=nXSsHspLzXc
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>I just get drunk with old men in bars
basefd

are you living there permanently? what do you do? you should go to a rizin or k1 show soon

Nah it will just be for this year. I'm planning on going to Rizin this August when I'm down south. I will be posting on heem to see if anyone is available at the time.

Redpilled. Adesanya is getting slept inside 3.

based. enjoy the rest of the adventure my guy. and man up and unironically have sex. you're going to really regret it if you don't. you're white and in Japan, you're already halfway in. let's go champ!

feels weird to be watching this at 1:17 am

You wouldn't know sex if it omoplata'd you

> Perennial welterweight can Robert Whittaker is MW champion

Weight cuts are a real beast of a peach but you wouldn't know that since you've shook your brain loose fapping to feet

are you an english teacher? i kinda wanna do that for a year or two just so i can go see shit like Rizin and sumo bashos live. but i heard they never place you in Tokyo and i don't wanna get stuck in some shithole village so i'm spinning my wheels

don't put your bitterness and shortcomings on others homeboy

>sex is some unobtainable impossible goal to achieve
have sex

guy I work with is going to teach English for minimum 2 years and yeah they put him out in the "rural" area.

You'd probably tap out as soon as your dick was within three inches of a vagina you sexual white belt

> Perennial light heavyweight can Yoel Romero is MW top contender

>FW jobber Dustin Poirier is LW IC
>Unranked MW Marreta took LHW champ to a split decision on one leg
>HW can Jared Cannonier is one fight away from a title shot at MW
Many such cases.

imagine having a country on the other side of an ocean living rent free in your brain

oh for sure B

This

>former featherweight champion conor mcgregor is a lw can

Your virginity is showing like the cheeto dust on your fingers

I wouldn't unironically heem you with my massive dick

It's like Chael said
- You gotta find your sport
- You gotta find your weightclass

Yeah English teacher. I'm more or less the same as you. Was a little disenchanted after landing a ""good job"' and then getting crushed by the 9 to 5 of it. Just decided to fuck off for a year while I figure things out.

You will absolutely be placed rural but truth be told mate if you come with the right attitude it doesn't matter so much. You're here for a year so get up a go, I've gone heaps of places already. Too many people just get stuck in their towns (or apartments). You could easily make a Rizin card or three.

Buddy you're just a pawn in my game. A fly in my web. You took the bait and now you're next in line to be heemed.

definitely user

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This is profoundly off-topic.

what were you doing previously?

Rashad getting oblivioned by Anthony Smith

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Lets run the numbers
Me:
>huge cock
>good fighter
>perfect picks every gift card
You:
>tiny dick
>don't know how to fight
>always pick the losers

Not even gonna mention your bo

a hunnid pracent

Every time you respond with an insult I became more strong

You absolutely suck

Bobby Knuckles is live
youtube.com/watch?v=nXSsHspLzXc

If Henry Cejudo saw this big boi running at him full tilt, is there anything he could do ? Or would he suffer the same fate ?

Based, I hope you can provide us some good angles, do you train something mma related over there?

You think Masvidal is getting these big fights to fuck with Colby

indubitably

Why do people think Elkins stands a chance against Hall? He's literally dumb enough to follow Hall to the ground and there's no way he hangs with him there. Hall is unironically free money.

*goes back into wage cage*

*wins*

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ain't no man born from his mother that can beat Tyson Fury you big, stiff idiot.

This

Jawmawl is Asian!

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instagram.com/p/Bzn0mgnBXoc/?hl=ru

Gillespie's training routines are absurd. No wonder the guy never runs out of gas.

Aldo vs McGregor

meme shit

Conor McGregor vs Jose Aldo

THREE PIECE WITH A SODA

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You can be dismissive but you're a fat slob chatting shit in the asshole of the internet and he's a college champ and ranked fighter in a stacked division with cardio for days.

Nothing he's doing is a meme.

when is this madman fighting

Sixty piece with the onions

no fight booked yet afaik. hopefully we hear something soon.

it's pretty dope how he's gone from wild brawler who gave us wars to dominant wrestler who's eaten like 5 combined strikes in his last 3 fights. I think he said he's saving his chin for high level matchups.

Anybody have the Masdival/Askren clip? I just want to see it one last time, i promise.

here you go jefe

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he's extremely based. i really hope he gets active and memes his way to a title shot

just speculating but I think he's taking it slow because he knows he's not that young and can't afford more than one or two losses if he wants to get to the belt in his prime years.

Pretty much the opposite of Pico, it's the smart thing to do. The logjam at LW could keep him out of big fights for some time yet

LW and WW are brutally slow right now. Both divisions just have way too many good fighters and ranked guys are refusing to give upcomers a chance. Idk if there's really a fix to this issues since folks seem to be content with sitting out for a while these days. Maybe the UFC should start dropping people by a few ranks if they haven't fought within 6 months.

it's time for nick diaz vs masvidal

>takes less than a week for someone to try and pull the flying knee meme
On a manlet no less

youtube.com/watch?v=MSQDlCHXe8M

Champs taking 9 months to a year between fights is what's really killing it IMO

Maybe in a drinking contest

That's why I like ICs. It's basically just a glorified #1 contender with a fatter paycheck.

Small Brane: Keep things the way they are now
Medium Brane: Add 165lbs division and make Diego Sanchez vs BJ Penn the inaugural title fight
Big Brain: Just add a second 155lbs division, with a different belt design for the champion

Reminder Israel Zoomersanya is older than Whittaker.

HEY HEY HEY HEY

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Galaxy Brane: Cut anyone who fights less than twice a year and derank anyone who refuses a fight. Make this a totalitarian regime, Dana. Bring back the gladiator pits!

Universal brane: Destroy the ranking system because it's a retarded, inconsistent, inaccurate, unfair construct. Then just give a title shot to whoever's on a roll and beating up skilled dudes.

i think so, haven't heard any news of him getting cut or anything, maybe he's providing mandatory service to the Korean army like Korean zombie did

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>194 was 10 years ago

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Nick is turbo flushed

MMA Orgs Tier List

UFC
--- POWER GAP---
ACA
KSW
Bellator
ONE
PFL
---POWER GAP---
Rizin
Brave CF
M1
Jungle Fights
Titan FC
LFA

just saw a fat lard who clearly doesn't train anything at the shops with an old school Pride FC hoodie on, which one of my countrymen was this, explain yourself, I know you're here.

Coalburning bitch.

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Croatian

why didn't you confront him at the shop instead of trying to make fun of him anonymously like a girl in primary?

You have to train to be a Pride fan?

because I'm a gentleman in public, now go fuck yourself.

She's looking sexier

>he doesn't rate Super Fight League
fuckin pleb...
youtube.com/watch?v=-dmIxJ3Xz14&

an executive of his proportions had no business even watching sports

She looks like a jew, t b h.

>because I'm a coward
I know user. It was a rhetorical question

then why bother asking it you brainlet?

asturbator is that you pal?

Rhetorical questions are meant to be asked to drive the point home. They're not meant to be answered you silly goose

youtube.com/watch?v=NPWLiHNIrRE

BEST HEEM EVER

got him on a string lads

>DATS OKYAY?!
>*throws bagel*
kek everytime

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Shogun getting fucked up by smif
Pettis finished first time vs max

S'just s'not even in my vocadbuelairy, bea

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A part of me sympathizes with the dude. Nobody just goes off like that all of a sudden. This guy has definitely been a victim of bullying and has developed a major insecurity because of it. Now its only going to get worse for him. Poor guy

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man coleman was a juiceboysuper fight league is basically dead

*sends askren back overseas*

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I know what you mean. He obviously hasn't been treated very well throughout his life. But still, how you respond to adversity reflects upon your innate character. He's clearly a bit of a cunt to the core so I don't sympathize that much with him. There are plenty of manlets out there who don't have autistic meltdowns.

Prime Nick would legit heem everyone currently in the 185 division if he moved up. Don't @ me.

>plenty of manlets out there who don't have autistic meltdowns.
name one

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Horiguchi

Why'd that white knight attack him what the fuck.

A bagel shop?!?!

ok daddy

Me

>hundreds of news articles shitting on him and making short jokes
>thousands of people doing the same all over the internet
>somehow this same crowd is the type who are extremely anti-bullying, anti-fat shaming, pro tolerance of everyone
Fuck manlets really are the absolute bottom of the totem pole aren't they? Thank god I'm 6'1, I can't imagine how that must feel.

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You need a hug pal? It's perfectly okay to be 5'1. You're still my boy.

kevin lee vs ben askren
thawlts?

Say my name

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>be 6'1
>walk down city street
>be a head taller than everyone almost the entire time
manletism is spreading i swear

I need it to be a five rounder

HOW'S NOAH?

Ali is based

Which chad would do the best in the UFC? Remember, Chet may be weak but his fight IQ is off the charts.

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he's got that fucked up head because they used a vacuum extractor when he was born

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It's the mutts and chinks and their weak genes spreading throughout the population.

>taller = stronger
wanna know how I know you wouldn't last 30 seconds in my inverted rubber guard?

>inverted rubber guard
is that a thing?

height and strenght have very strong correlation

keep telling yourself that skelly
drop in and find out big boy

i can't force myself dab on this manlet i feel for him

How come chimpanzees are up to five times stronger than humans then?

you're clearly very weak and your children will not survive global warming

they'd tear you to shreds

wouldn't be too bad fight night headliner

he's retarded. even in the UFC we often see the shorter guy win. he just wants to feel good about being 195 cm and 65 kg

*gets tackled on the bagel shop

Thank you for using the internationally approved metric system.
I hope that one day we will stop calling lightweights 155 pounders and start calling them 70.3 kilogrammers

*gets starched by a gnome

b-b-b-b-based

No problem mate yeh? Nooo fookin problem

Miesha Tate is hot

this is a psyop
keep your chins up (figuratively) manletbros

These always get a laugh out of me.

You think Twitchy's actually 6ft?

he's clearly a manlet

Jose on form throwing truth b-b-b-bombs

I think his bird pegs his arsehole biweekly

>Jose is actually Asian!!!

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Would you let twitchy give you a nice tug?

How is Brendan Schaub's new comedy special rated by Israelis?

RIP
youtube.com/watch?v=JjAdfDrh8v0

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If people are honest and not just hating on schaub for the sake of it his special is clearly a fun, entertaining ride for an hour. It's not meant to be groundbreaking it's meant to be good fun and it is.

I'm worried bros...
I'm starting to think that they'll never learn...

After seeing Ben Askren lose in such a fashion I felt my own hopes and dreams go down the drain. It’s already been days later and I still have this feeling of loss. Like mourning a death of a family member. It was like watching Batman get murdered by his arch nemesis. Evil prevailed that night

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not a chance, I have standards you know

no need to be gay about it lol

God bless your beautiful soul if you find his special funny at all

I wish heem could have a dedicated janny to ban dernfag and the rest of the mentally ill bunch on sight. Wouldn't that be wonderful

Blertin Schoube

It's good, dumb fun. It's the stand up equivalent of Wild Wild West.

The new generation finally caught up and overtook her. I'd watch he go again with Miesha.

She wouldn't fuck me while dehyrated

i try hard

where does she rank in the wmma goat list?

Just dropping into this thread to remind you that you can watch former UFC Heavyweight Champion Brendan Peter Schaub's smash hit standup comedy special right here my man:

vimeo.com/336762206

Kind Regards

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Nunes
Cyborg
Joanna
Ronda
Schevchenko

/heem/s you

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Champs by the end of 2020

Cejudo
Yan
Max
Khabib
Colby
Izzy
Jones
Ngannou

>ngannou

Dread it. Shitpost about it. Magoomba still arrives.

Nunes
Shevchenko
Cyborg
Carano
Ronda
Ben Askren

>izzy

lol

America

>wrestling with my dog
>Dog steps on my nuts, I yell
>he runs off straight into the patio doors
>double glazing tanks the blow, but the dog gets gadooshed
>dog gets straight back up and shakes it off
>runs straight at me, shoots the double leg and taps me with a lick based offence
My dog is unheemable

Wholesome but I'd KO you using ground & pound

his training is pure kino

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Why tf is Faber coming back? Is he serious thinking about a title run?

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He's a manlet with an arseface, he's looking for a permaheem

watch this manlet get heemed for speaking the truth

twitter.com/oliviabradley88/status/1148958211531268099

I personally feel bagelman should fighting Cejudo next instead of Benavidez

right behind jessica "the jack-o-latern" andrade

lose my number

your personal thoughts on brendan schaub saying luke rockhold has the best chance of beating jon jones?

youtube.com/watch?v=8H6DSVYCq8I

>one CTE afflicted can commenting on another CTE afflicted can

Just want to be choked out by those thighs, awakened, then choked out again with the pattern continuing until I'm brain dead like schaub.

Jesus, I can't help but feel bad for this raging manlet especially after he got humiliated at the bagel place. Guys probably going to permaheem himself at some point.

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>thinks he's smarter than a self made millionaire

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Memebender might just be even more reddit-tier than cuckmier

>shit-tier bants
>constantly acts like a butthurt freshman despite being 30
>le deadpool tattoo
>won't shut the fuck up about anime when no one asks
>terribly gay self-given nickname
>general fruitcake

I can't believe I thought about boying him
he seemed charismatic at first glance from what I seen with him against brunson

he's a faggot with no confidence. thats why Rob makes him insecure by just existing and being liked by everyone.

youtube.com/watch?v=1IRi-NNKkwE
how do you see that vertical leap and not get pumped for this card

Dude needs to lay off the donuts and bagels.

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youtube.com/watch?v=m_mxJXoecqQ
that fucking forehead

You’re only truly a head taller than people who are like 5’5” unless you’re a headlet.

ufc is about politics and not about
mma
The amount of Asian flukes who signed for ufc/bellator all these years are part of the dealership between US and China.All the fights in Rizin,One championship are fixed.Take the example of Ben Askren's fights with cans at One
Right now in UFC only the 5% of their fighters are on the success path to become champions.The other 95% is garbage

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How's the weight cut going aspen?

UFC has taught me that Nigerians are weirdos
>keep that same energy bruh...
>[muttering in Nigerian]
>i SAW those memes you posted about me bro

whats the race of brock lesnar? I have seen photos of males too similar to him, also is his race the most powerful?

based. watch grange tv

I want to see if my load can cover it all

>Dana, I'm coming to sit with you we gonna talk

I felt bad for the guy, he was mouthing off obnoxiously, but that didn't warrant being physically assaulted.

he should have shot them in the knees

hey, don't forget your bagel

so i gave him the everything bagel with a side of cream cheese!

say that to my FUCKING face, lanklet boi

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gave him two bagels and some gefilte fish

Looking at his build, his upper body proportions seem fine, but his legs are a disaster zone. Like they just didn't grow any more after he turned 10.

hehe

the man is a legend.

Personally the flags I disregard include Finland, Netherlands, and Germany.

Everyone else, even Spain, is alright in my book.

lol women are insane
> being 4'11 isn't why he doesn't get women, it's his bad attitude

>yfw I watched part two with the cops
he doesn’t deserve this, those shit eating pakis need to fuck off

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New heem
m.youtube.com/watch?v=nXSsHspLzXc

walkout songs
youtube.com/watch?v=TTXPocUBpPw

he needs to be supported my men of all heights

yeah how come women are always really shallow or really vain, they can never just be in the middle like normal
>swipe left if you’re under 6’0 elfboy
>looks don’t even matter it is 100% confidence and personality

why

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0.5 bagels out of a possible 5. (It's the lowest possible score)

yeah this, I almost boyed him but got off the train before it was too late

I forgive Whittaker for being a little bitch now too so he can take down the greater evil

youtube.com/watch?v=2AzEY6ZqkuE

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how he would do in ufc?
youtube.com/watch?v=wifQPD5eok4

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nice, quiet song for 5 rounds fight that ends to a split decision

>stayed up all night learning about bagel gnomes

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Thawts on Schaub's asian doctor joke?

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What joke are we talmbout dawg

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B-b-beast of a jawk b
youtu.be/DbiFFmD5vdo

4:50

streamable.com/6frhd

heems Ngannou

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Angry bagel manlet vs ray borg, who wins?

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Their son is gonna be a chad

this guy is a fucking bore

>Their

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New

>This makes amy's look like the best thing ever
wow this guy is good

Can't wait to claim I've been a fan of him since Strikeforce when he shows how good he is vs RDA.
Mental that he's 27, five years of UFC experience, just starting to enter his true prime fighting years.

which one of you did this?

youtube.com/watch?v=DbiFFmD5vdo&app=desktop

mudshark

Wrestleshitters deserves this and worst

Dustin has already shown multiple times he can crumble when somebody else dictates the pace, low % to win vs Khabib

my gf just got this in the mail, what is it?

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penis enlargement device

a bong

dustin got wrestlefucked by eddie, yeah if he doesn’t survive until the third round (where khabib usually stands up to rest) he has a very VERY low % of winning

Your replacement

Eddie would unironically make Khabib look worse then when he fought Al same with Bendo and Cowboy

Underrated

just gave my mother the Tree pizzas and a soda 2009 stockington motherfucker

This was hard to watch. Guy is obviously having a mental breakdown and all Twitter feminists and white knights want him doxxed, fired from his job, and executed. You can tell the guy already has low self esteem/image, yet they want a destroy a man that is already down.

his parents should have cast him upon a stone before he had a chance to not grow into this

why did he sperg out? did she laugh at him or something.

comfy podcast

Mail order bull

Bruh look at this niggas legs, got them jon jones leg genetics

It's unironically troubling watching the guy in real time putting together his multimedia manifesto before he inevitably goes on a shooting rampage. The authorities need to do a welfare check before he goes over the edge.

Anyone else score the fight 49-46 for Jones? I can't see how anyone objective scored it for Santos.

Welcome to society, we live in one

*cringes audibly*

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Very problematic, but at least it opens a door for Elias to get back in the company.

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he's got the knockout record. he has permission to make cringe posts.

anything to bring back based elias. cut khabib already.

kek

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Finland and Japan

Luke CHinletohold

pizza!!!!

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fag

Is this the face of CTE?

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i dont know who this guy is but he looks like hes made of mozzarella CHEESE

yammy!!!

Ben absolutely won the story. If it weren't him who got fluke ko'd after controlling th octogon, nobody would give a shit.

She's truly the GOAT's of all cans

It sucks so fucking hard that such a great war journalist has been reduced to that shitfest vice,

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HELLO MY HEEMY

None.

Fact: if you ever use the soiboy wojak cringelord meme, you are certainly a soiboy yourself

This is pretty based

SWEDEN YES

Anyone going to ksw50 in London?

Luke Knockcold

Did Rockman post a reaction to the fight or something or is this out of the blue?

You're from a country with 0 good fighters in any sport. it's already a given you are weak.

The Luke meme is OVER

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>@McgregrorRousey

Cringe

totes

Shots fired.

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Stop ignoring me

>that cheeky backhand right

it's fake
and why are you calling a girl who is into mma a tard? grow up.

Has there been any sign of Luke Rockhold since he got KTFO? Is his jaw wired shut? Kek how many times does this asswipe need to be served humble pie?

That's factually incorrect, fatso
>flagposting
Yikes, soiboy

Why is Rockhold such a can? I feel bad for him. I know he had a great career and was a former champion, but getting repeatedly flushed like that is fucking brutal.

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Literally his too cocky, he thinks he's the best fighter in the world. Meanwhile in reality he's a turbo CTE'D chinlet

>Fact: if you ever use the soiboy wojak cringelord meme, you are certainly a soiboy yourself

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Are you her beta dad? How is the transitioning going?

youtube.com/watch?v=NMeQla34RIs

max holloway is the biggest cutbaby in the ufc he's an embarrassment no one wants to see him fight children

>Phone poster
Zoomer alert

Honestly, Whitaker vs. Romero 2 is maybe my fight of all years.

>calling someone a tard
>thought that tweet was real
come on man number1hater is a good musician

unironically he has one good win in his career, the first time he beat romero, and now he's flushed

He thinks that the fights are won on paper and he doesn’t actually have to go out there and fight in the cage. Yeah he’s skilled, but you can clearly see he lacks heart and toughness.

Lanklet tier
1. Zabit
2. Vick
3. Ulka Sasaki
4. Sandhagen
5. Holloway

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youtube.com/watch?v=K1u8dtW77Dc

who was in the wrong here?

you are the worst poster.

Pisses me off that in today’s world instead trying to calm the guy down and deescalate the situation people rather pull out their phones, instigate, and see how big of a shit show they can make it just so they can post to social media for views, likes, and follows.

t. anemic gypsy

If you're a manlet, and you're insecure about your manletism, just get jacked. Guarantee you at first glance a 5'2 guy with huge muscles will be more interesting to a woman than some 6'0 virgin lanklet.

If you are above 5’8” you should not be fighting 145. Cutbabbys are the worst.

I thought he was only 5ft, but legit under 5, not under 6 but 5?

lol damn he short

*Natty gods your path*

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Was it just me or did Rogan sound like he thought Santos had stolen the win but was afraid to say it?

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instagram.com/p/BzjAVDmFMei/

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>Oh, that's tight!
>Elkins is in trouble here!
>HE TAPPED HE TAPPED!!!
>It's all over!
>and JUST. LIKE. THAT. "The Wizard" Ryan Hall moves to 4 and 0 in the UFC. What is next for the meme magician?

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The manner in which he dismantled Jacare was impressive. But don't worry, he'll have two with Adesanya

>HES OUT HES OUT HES OUT HES OUT HES OUT HES OUT
>HES NOT OUT OH NOOOOO

Does anyone remember the recent chick fight where Joe literally yelled instructions to one fighter?

Why are there so few great Mexican MMA fighters when there are so many great Mexican boxers?

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Why doesn't the UFC relocate to a country with free healthcare and low taxes like Estonia?

Did Joe Rogan say anything about natty Jones yet?

He's always doing that shit, he's always sideline coaching the fighters he likes. Fucking Joe.

>he needs to GET THE UNDERHOOK
>no, the RIGHT ARM
>what he needs to do here is POST ON HIS LEFT ARM AND GET HIS FEET FREE SO HE CAN STAND UP

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>sponsored by ModeLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH-

>bellator fighter who makes $2,000 to show just missed weight and is losing percentage of purse
just work at applebees

He's said before that he doesn't fuck with Twitter or any social media stuff. All his posts are from his manager.

That's unironically based.

this is true btw i know jorge

>and a guy three times my size
where have i heard this before

Who's going to win Bader or Kongo?

Kongo unironically

he probably does

Everytime I see these I feel like the poster is a self loathing person that looks just like pic related.

from the backyard fight days?

bader will become a lay and pray fighter again for the W.

how many ppv buys did ufc 239 do in england

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The FBI agents that run faceapp must be so fucking seething. They set it up so they could scan the faces of everyone but all they get sent in is photos of UFC star Luke Rockhold getting knocked out

>Wake up Ass Padd, it's all over.

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kek

youtube.com/watch?v=pJMvOnImJI0

this angry little man needs a reality show

Why is it that some fighters get right back up after getting KOd, while some fighters turn retarded for a few hours? Askren walks out of the arena literally looking like a dead man walking, whereas Reem hops right back up like nothing even happened

lavatory ladd gets tko'd in the 1st

Imagine upsetting the atmosphere like that.

Say good night Ben

Good night Ben

it's been ten years...
fuck i feel old bros

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That was Askren's first heeming. He mentioned to Ariel that he's never been heemed in training either.
Reem is permanently CTE'd, he is used to it.

A real man doesn’t need to beg his boss to keep women home. He faces them head on!

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youtube.com/watch?v=Ori_q5aCBOY

he's a hell of a negotiator

youtube.com/watch?v=0ujjV8zDrQ0

Henry vs tag team Nunes and Shevchenko is the fight to make

Women finna get dabbed on

Based

my dog died that weekend :(

seeing mir get demolished made me feel better

Lads........ Henry is the best thing to ever happen to ManletMA. Fuck Mighty Meme, too scared to fight Roidashaw even at 125. Henry is coming for all belts.

Lmao I hope he cuts a promo after his next fight calling out the women. Would unironically give him public attention.

Luke

Chinlethold

based manlet MOGS the paki and OWNS legal enforcement with FACTS and LOGIC

youtube.com/watch?v=8H6DSVYCq8I

youtube.com/watch?v=x5skLpByy2A

If Henry beats Max he is a top 10 all time fighter

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Frank Mir won the story of the fight

People like to talk about Reem being a chinlet, but Fronk Murr is the most CTE'd fighter in UFC history

>Have some of the best athletic gifts amongst all fighters
>Have one of the best gyms in AKA
>Some of the best coaches
>Some of the best training partners (DC, Cain, Khalabib)

>Be so fucking arrogant you fight with your hands down when you lack the footwork or head movement to pull it off
>Be so fucking arrogant that you still do that at LHW despite having been heem'd twice for this reason at MW
>Be so fucking stupid you actually fall for the Henri Hooft meme and you delete your chin further sparring hard at his retarded gym

I thought he was gonna improve because I saw a pic of him training with Jason Parillo. What the fuck happened to that?
He should just retire. Blachowicz isn't a top LHW and he just shat on Rockhold everywhere.

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>Fronk Murr is the most CTE'd fighter in UFC history
Not even close
>BJ Penn
>Diego Sanchez
>Luke Rockhold
>Max Holloway
>Cody Gabrahnt
All more CTE'd

>despite having been heem'd twice for this reason at MW
3 times at MW in the UFC you turbo spic cazzie

What mode is shirtless fella on the right in the blue? What do you call that build?

b-but didn't you see that time where Luke held him against the cage for 3 minutes? he was winning until he lost (again)

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Soon....we will be seeing her daughter become the ultimate GOAT of WMMA.

WMMA is truly the future.

Without a doubt be UFC's best selling PPV ever.

Nunes will beat Cejudo in a decision.

You heard it first.

>spic
I wasn't counting the Belfort heem, you absolute tourist cock fiend.

I legit thought that elbow Jan threw heem'd him there and he was hanging for dear life.

>Then the fucking headkick lands
What a piss poor performance. Just be a model, Luke. This MMA shit ain't for you.

This.

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Cejudo would literally, and I mean literally, kill Nunes. She would die.

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>I wasn't counting the Belfort heem, you absolute tourist cock fiend.
Because you forgot about it being a turbo cazzie spic

Lesnar with the Dagestani handcuff years before Khabib did it. Is Lesnar - dare I say it - the GOAT?

Nunes has the best cardio and could make Cejudo almost five rounds. If anything this will lead to a close and I believe Nunes can get it done beating Cejudo.

I would pay $79.99 plus tip to see Cejudo fight Nunes

fucking magasaki..magasami?

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Yakasami you fucking racist

oh god

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Bagel Elf literally got an interview on Hot 97 what the FUCK. he's gonna be on fucking Oprah next at this pace. this doo really about to make it in life just for being an angry midget

soundcloud.com/hot97ny/ebro-in-the-morning-bagel-boss

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would soccer kicks and ground knees make mma great again

>literally taps his ass

Time.........
Slipping... away......

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jesus christ

okay it was funny for like two /fit/ threads but it is a normie meme now

I'd think youd be surprised

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>getting home from school
>hopping on the xbox 360
>play cod 4 with the bros until 4 in the morning
will I ever be this comfy again?

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For me, it was Black Ops 1.
>ywn go back to staying over at the lads' houses and playing Kino for hours, then switching over to Undisputed and getting BTFO every time by the one guy who knew how the ground game worked
>tfw back then i fucking mained Rashad
AGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Who is your favorite female fighter?

Henry Cejudo.

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I feel for this little guy

J U S T
U
S
T

Halo 3 > COD 4 Not even a debate

germanomutt

anyone else think this dude looks a lot like Jon Anik?

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>Forgot about it
Read my post again, Yea Forumsie tourist. I said "for this reason at MW".

Are you some Paki who just came to this board and is going through Wikipedia records?
Sit down, go back to begging for (You)s in the midcard, loser.

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Everyone knows Black OPs was the best.

this guy is literally if anik fused with joe

Based

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>spainsperg still at it all these years later
>paragraphs upon paragraphs for hours on end
dude really needs to get laid and make some real life friends

Why are you so mad mate? Take a day off

He got heem'd by Vitor at MW, are you this fucking stupid?

Bisping KO'ed him by proxy

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True fight fan right there, i've only seen it around 30 times

youtube.com/watch?v=x8DR6gEP4EI

Its tawlf

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He's from Webster, South Dakota, which is one of the blue areas.

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The thing is Bisping literally told him to not drop his hands in future in the post fight press conference
Whitaker raised a good point in that Luke generally has the reach on his opponents with his kicks and punches, so often could glide out without getting tagged. He doesn't have that same benefit at LHW, and people are wising up to his flaw

Please God let this card survive in this state

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Re-read Really take your time now. Go word by word, I'm sure your 4th grade reading level might get it eventually.

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>also is his race the most powerful?
he was absolutely annihilated by a chicano bud.

Feel bad for him. BJ was always a prick so it was kind of funny seeing his many one more runs at the strap but Urijah was my boy.
I imagine Chad will be back within the year as well.

Is Lil' Heem /ourdindu/

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>despite having been heem'd twice for this reason at MW
he was heem'd 3 times at MW, keep clutching at straws you turbo, CTE'd, perma banned spic

Just pay your bills or buy more blankets.

And nothing value was lost

Jan heems smif easy

>nig tries to do right by his family but ends up killing everyone and himself due to low negroid iq
damn... rip

>and why are you calling a girl who is into mma a tard
have you heard her talk? also any chick that has an actual interest in MMA besides thottin is a creep

there's no way costa gets out of that fight unheem'd, right?

>twice FOR THIS REASON at MW
>"straws"
>Literally copying my insults to you

Did a number on that half a pound brain of yours, didn't I? Gave you some fierce CTE, ya turbomanlet, permavirgin, midcarder tourist.

Go back to begging me for (You)s, this is the last one you get because of how much of an irrelevant nobody you are. Charge me rent some time, while you're at it.

Who knows. I'm not impressed at all by Smiff desu.

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new

...

Kylie Meade is a bigger better fan than you, me and everyone else here.

>Gets BTFO
>Runs away

CTE'd as usual

Voilent Spic Bob Ross and Struve

what the... where do we post now bros?

*yawn*
Go back to Discord and talk some trash there, you're doing poorly here, CTE'd permavirgin.

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>Benitez spicefest to kick things off
>Bumson potential spicefest
>manlet smoke break
>Natty World Champion fight
>Spicetown
>revenge of Stipe, permaflushing of DCuck, reddit BTFO eternally
It won't happen, one of the top 3 will fall apart. It's too good to be true. Yoel will miss weight at the very least.

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yoel will miss weight again, this guy will never be champ ever

>BO1
ZOOMERS OUT

keep in mind he was out of his prime and started training mma late

Fight Nights Global is at least as good as M1

Bas rutten shit

Shit tier wrestler

Dude get drunk with the girls idiot

Cejudo