/hoc/

>winnipeg
>playoffs

Taylor Swift likes cats, but I prefer dogs.

I don't like Taylor Swift

This was the post

this, unironically

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Taylor Swift made the most money out of any celebrity last year.

more like Taylor Slow

Let's not and say we did.

Talor slow more like Gaylord blow

but I just did though

I don't care

fuckin got her

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Oh ok.

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more like taylor "the chin" shwift

had one of those but with team finland vs team sweden colors

go home boston, you're drunk

Sounds like a goofy fucking cat

Business idea: /hoc/ road trip to the Spike

Mine was NHL branded and we even got a little toy Zamboni to go with it.

I never did, just 'Chel.

Had an airhockey table though

For me, it’s this post

> airhockey table
my defense is impenetrable, would own all oh /hoc/

Fuck this guy

Thinking about opening night and bulju lads.

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Are you one of those spazzes who just rapidly slides the striker back and forth across his goal?

>unironically rating LA columbus and nashville
>bruins going 16-1 with rask
>florida in playoffs
>flyers

user go home you are drunk

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I will never share my secrets

u merlin brahs?

not even close

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thinking about getting stoned but i have no alcohol to cross it with

we need some hockey crowd shots

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The Victoria Royals goalie stunk last year

>Tavares is a liar
what did they mean by this?

they're boiling because tavares said he wanted to stay in long island prior to signing with the leafs

Thinking about jerking off in my pants

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This triggers my Hall leaving fears.

Does a disappointed watch party count?

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Reckon I might become full time /hoc/ again

huo-men-ta

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Can we change it from “penalty kill” to “penalty denial”? Kill is too strong of a word for hockey

Well, what do they expect him to say? "Screw this team I want out"?

any of them.

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you now remember the Kansas City Scouts

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"I will be exploring free agency this offseason and then we'll see where it goes"

No, I don’t

the whole discussion revolves around the pretense that the islanders offered him a like contract

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My mind usually comes up with a response to most posts but most of the time I won't post them.

Schizophrenia is a hell of s drug

ah the ol' panarin route
how did that turn out for the fans of the blue jackets

I talked with my worker and she thought it was actually just psychosis.

Nobody cares about the teds

well if your coworker thinks that

Your coworker sounds hot. Got any feet pics?

nobody cares about the islels either

Social worker*

Yet you let them live in your head rent free user. Why is that?

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nobody cares about you

best part about that line of thinking is that panarin had no direct connection to the jackets

meanwhile tavares was drafted and spent a decade in long island
yet fools believe he could tell the fan base that his intent was to test the free agency waters without being called a snake

Hot

I like hockey.

the thing is that he did expect to re-sign with the islanders when he said that, also in that quote he literally says he won't worry about it until the offseason

And he has no fan base because of it. Even the Laffs avoid getting close because they know he just cares about there money, not the connection. Stupid game stupid prize

Theres something inside you
Its hard to explain
Theyre talking about you boy
But youre still the same

me with the red backpack

I'd rather talk about myself 2bh.

Asl?

thinking about watching rick and morty

>same shit
>different year

high iq

@94147917
Choke on your spit in your sleep tonight

>even the laffs avoid getting close
hes spent one season with the team you dumb fucking weebshit
just you wait til he wins them a series and he becomes the hero they all expect him to be

Yeah right the only time anyone in Trana will take Overrated Shit's cock out of their mouth is to tell you how good he is.

@94147929
imagine boiling this much over a cartoon

Gotta make a move to a town thats right for me

I bet that he would’ve stayed an islander if mr zoomer GM in toronto didn’t show a video of marner. Ironic if marner can’t stay a leaf

just turned on archer

>he just cares about there money
he literally turned down $13m/year from san jose to play in toronto
he doesn't care about the money, he wanted to come home

Mate your team is in cap fucking hell and can’t win with matthews marner and tavares. You had the best fucking offense besides calgary and tampa this season and still can’t beat boston. There’s a reason why you are laughed upon and still haven’t won a series since 2004

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>when every poster is me and we fight

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Most 70's looking hockey player I've ever seen

you are a fucking fool if you dont believe pajama boy hasnt spent his whole life wishing he could be a leaf

no fucking nhler wants to play in long island

>when laffs and islels argue about their irrelevant franchises with each other

>why yes, I am fan of any team that isn't Winnipeg Washington or Boston

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>muuuuuhhhh cap
islels are going to regress so fucking hard without the goalers standing on their head
jack adams be damned, trotz is going to be exposed as the fraud he is next season

This faggot from winnipeg has got to go.

Yeah I don’t want to live by a great fanbase who isn’t all business suits in the worst city ever and get constant media coverage. Long Island ain’t amazing but it’s a great place and nassau is the best arena in hockey for loudness and playoffs

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Seething and worked by me faggot?

hey hey, ho ho

>muh tiny dome is loud
kek cant believe this is how the goalposts are set in new york's asshole

You're a faggot and you've got to go oh oh oh

while I'm not confident in the isles I don't think they'll regress hard, unlike the >teds who will finish last

Well user why don’t you get into this and tell us your franchise and why you care so much?
Isles are fine defensively and they can be a solid team if the offense picks up. Claim it was the goalies that was during weights coaching. There’s a drastic fucking difference with trotz coaching this team and weight coaching this team

>the ttttteeeedddsss willl regressss hardeeerrrr
jesus this level of cope

>E-everyone is just dying to b-be a Leaf!

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this must be really embarrassing for you

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Jets are loudest best fans whiteout inventors street party inventor sell out every game best

Just fell asleep

you had not one but two goalies absolutely performing above anything theyve ever done in the past and you retarded refused to pay either
varly is going to be a fucking sieve and the islel will be back to the highest goals against

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I'd just rather watch you two argue, you know what they say about arguing with idiots yada yada yada.

john tavares was dying to be a laff you dumb fuck
go ahead and move the goal posts to pretend like youre smart

I’m confident in the isles albeit losing lehner. Varly is a downgrade statistically, but maybe the goalie coaches here can help him out. Regardless sorokin is coming, there’s a shit ton of nice prospects in wahlstrom, dobson, wilde and holmstrom, and barzal is probably gonna grow his game even more this season

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the teds lost their two best players and only got gus nyquil and still have tortellini as a coach, no way they do better than the isles

>Quick everyone scream as loud as you can now that we're in the playoffs before the novelty wears off and Gary takes our team away again

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Yeah I’m sure they’ll return to being the highest sieve and the toronto maple leafs will win a stanley cup this season with cody fucking ceci on your top 4.

>mfw friendzoned again

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I'm not moving the goalposts you seething retard. You act like nobody wants to play for the Islels but Laffs fans all expect every single NHLer to secretly want to be a Laff when I guarantee most players would rather be in Long Island than Torontostan if given a choice between the two.

lehner was a trotz babby anyway

If he is then chicago has a rude awakening. If not, then he’s grown as a tendy

>You act like nobody wants to play for the Islels but Laffs fans all expect every single NHLer to secretly want to be a Laff
no, not once did i suggest this you fucking retard

Absolutely SEETHING Pajama boy

confrontation makes me uncomfortable

Sounds like a problem you need to confront.

oh good you do recognize the difference between one and everyone
doesnt mean you are any less retarded

I enjoy it

>shilling vegass narratives
hard yikes from me

Lmao you're so retarded and seething so hard your brain is short-circuiting.

Nassau has more soul than most arenas in the NHL right now

rich coming from the retard who struggles with one and all

>canadian team
>can't even fill a stadium during the playoffs
absolutely grim, just relocate them already

2013 was 20 years ago

stop arguing

We need another vegas winnipeg series just for this shit

jets relocation to reno, nv when

You keep making this retarded strawman because the amount of fury inside your tiny retard brain is causing it to misfire.

Try again

I'm going to miss the shitty old saddledome when they tear it down. I have so many memories there

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i have 2 memories there
maybe 3

>allegedly

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strawman? my posts were explicity about tavares and then you decided that it appied to ever nhler

the best part is you trying to obscure from this fact to save face

>literally anyone who watched the game could see the empty seats

Just saw that clip of RoR giving a speech at the epsys. I thought he said he was pulling out his tooth so he wouldn't spit on the sluts in the front. I was very disappointed when I found out he said celebs instead.

How about this:

>Jets relocated to Reno, NV. Become the Reno Wranglers.
>Senators relocated to Primm, NV. Become the Primm Pete's.

Thoughts?

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really? fans arent allowed to get a beer during that game?
or perhaps you have a screenshot of these barren seats

>mfw deepnude app
its cool

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It's the Year of the Pig and EA put Auston Matthews on the cover of NHL 20.

Old barns will be missed. Nassau is basically the last barn left really

...

meant for

its going to be a long off season

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lol in the 00s I used to buy nosebleed tickets with my buddies and we would sneak in liquor because we didn't want to buy expensive arena drinks. now they have security and metal detectors so you can't sneak anything in

>save face
No I'm just trying to educate a seething retard before his head explodes. Your posts were also explicitly about no NHLer wanting to play for the Islels, or are you suffering from short term memory loss as well as simplemindedness?

nobody's heard of primm outside of fallout

>Tavares ditches the Isles when he hits UFA to be on the Leafs
>Spezza signs a contract that is 1/10th of what he was paid before to be on the Leafs

Will you miss the dome or the Flames more?

bullshit i have to drive through primm every time i visit vegas

>Your posts were also explicitly about no NHLer wanting to play for the Islels
show me this so called post, since youre convinced it exists

>Primm Pete's
>not Primm Prospectors

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Damn, pajama boy and a guy who was nearly bought out.

You sure showed me. Smith and Granlund signed in Edmonton so i guess every NHLer secretly wants to be an Oiler too.

>visiting nevada ever

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>no fucking nhler wants to play in long island

If thats not you then fuck off back to special ed and stop butting into people's private conversations

yeah the old buildings have character and history. it's a shame they replace them with buildings that will just need to be replaced again in another 50 years.

>takes all game to get 1 beer
>never even sit in your seat

How tough am I? I had a bowl of Calgary Flakes for breakfast this morning.

>everyone could tell the arena was empty
and yet no one bothered to take proof of it

flames aren't moving, they make too much money here

50 years from now we'll be talking about how its a shame to tear down a building with such character like Rogers Place or T-Mobile arena to build some even zoomier hyperdome

so you admit this post was a strawman
glad you came clean :)

grim

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shit thread

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autism is at dangerous levels tonight tbqh

>you know
>except for seeing it with their own eyes

Can you stop seething and moving the goalposts for once? You're a sham, a fraud, and a retard to boot. Either post something of substance or begone.

>You sure showed me
somebody had to. Tell me, how much did you not need Tavares' offense during the 2nd round? I mean, the ayylaffters fans kept going on and on about how they didn't need him. Seems like they did when they were hoping Matt "perpetually skating in circles" Barzal, or Jordan "Just in it for the coke money" Eberle couldn't pull it off.

if people saw it with their eyes and it was memorable you would think there was a photograph of it

meanwhile here you are pretending like the league's attendance records are one giant conspiracy

Like what is even the point of this arguing?

>*could pull it off

Because they ran into a team that was hot and couldn’t control carolina at all plus barclays is such hot trash it shouldn’t ever be used for hockey at all? The isles ran into a hot team, and the same happened for them when they faced Boston. Shit happens it’s the playoffs

>no one wants to be a islander
>this means everyone wants to be a laffer
just stop posting, you lost

not pretending, just relaying to you what I saw when I watched the game
if you actually watched the game you wouldn't even be arguing with me

why is there no record of your claim?
who goes around telling lies on the internet anyways

where my boi boi pulju at?

right here

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>you
Why do you assume I'm an Islanders fan?

>he hasn't seen the evidence because he didn't watch the game
I can't watch games for you dummy

I genuinely can't tell if you're legitimately this retarded or if you're deliberately being this autistically obtuse at this point. Even middle schoolers have a better understanding of words than you

imagine being an islels or a laffs fan

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replace
>hot
with
>better
and you're spot on.

Digits decide what city Pulju awakens in

his nose is max airflow

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based!

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right and you cant produce any evidence of you claims either
please post more anecdotal reports from beat reporters to contradict officially reported attendance records

this is peak offseason

i eat ass

>spend the last 45 minutes seething at each other
>will probably be broposting tomorrow because everyone's anonymous
thanks moot

please continue not watching and not going to your games so I can continue to ridicule your city on a mongolian ice fishing forum

guess realizing you were the one moving the goalposts and creating strawmans has made you understand the only retort you have left is to insult me

Because he’s angry. I’m pretty much the only islesfag here and I know this team well

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>offseason isn't over for 14 more years
don't think I can make it fellas

and keep posting blatant lies while crying that "b-but you didnt watch the game!!!1!"

try cutting off the oxygen supply to your brain

Yet they were hot. Isles could’ve beaten the canes, but they ran into a mrazek on his game and even then they still couldn’t get past mchillehny often. Shit happens.

isles>leafs

>lies
Sorry that facts don't align with your worldview.
I guess you were too busy watching >your team blow it to notice the empty seats in the stands.

Because only seething, fat people from the bronx call him pajama boy?

you could be watching hokki movies with the lads

quick /hoc/ poll, who was worse, anime or mia posters?

I don't think it gets much anyways 2bhwyb

>Yet they were better
ftfy

anime
/thread

Did you watch the same series as I did?

Yes I'm the one moving the goalposts despite you continually strawmanning and pretending your initial post doesn't exist
>I guess you have nothing left to do but insult me even though I've called you a retard multiple times in this thread

You're changing your point to protect your fragile ego again. I guess when you're seething this hard all you have left is coping like this

This M.I.A?
youtube.com/watch?v=ewRjZoRtu0Y

Since anime posts are about 1000/1 in regards to Mia posts it's obviously anime posters

this is bad

good idea pekka

facts? which facts are those??
i posted the offically recorded attendance and it confirms the game was a sellout
perhaps you could post something more tangible than"i saw those seats empty i ss-swear"

Sorry.

gonna make some make and cheese

i only pretended my post didnt exist to draw out your retarded argument
you were the one to create the strawman to argue in the first place. admit it you know im right

>bronx
Nobody cares about hockey in the bronx you fuck

you can post your """reported """facts""" and """figures"""""""""" all you want chug I saw what I fucking saw which was empty seats for the
whole
fucking
game
so go huff gas nigger

who tells the truth on the internet lmao

>i saw it
>ur jjjjjuuuust wrong
>uuuu and gary arrreee juuuustttt lying
kek

The one where the Islanders skated fast, took a lot of low chance scoring opportunities, and rarely screened the goalie? Yes, yes I did.

all posts on 4chin is art

>Literally "I was only pretending to be retarded"
Wow you're playing some real 4d chess there

pretended to be retarded? when did i state something that was wrong
asking you to point out the obvious isnt wrong but it did draw attention to the fact your entire argument revolved a strawman

>this fucking thread

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I'm not arguing, I'm educating.

Who cares I won

>Nobody cares about hockey in the bronx you fuck
WRONG

nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/ny-metro-crazed-islanders-fan-slashes-rangers-fan-madison-square-garged-20181121-story.html

every poster below this line is retarded
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classic pic

I know I'm fucking myself over on this one, but...
fucking kek

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every poster above this line is retarded

>in manhattan

fuck off stanry roo

hockey

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Taylor Swift seemed happy today.

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she looks like an ayy

>tattoos on the neck
>not from the bronx

Probably is.

stop worshiping celebrities

botox will do that. She'll look like she's 70 by the time she hits 45. Or at least her neck will once all the poison works its way down.

I don't worship her though.

You don’t know new york my friend

she only looks good because she perfectly matches what (((they))) tell you looks good

Jews like race mixing though.

Say hello to your new World Champions of Hockey!

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Who wants to have an argument with me

thinking about traps

Bit gay desu

ketchup is objectively better than mustard

traps arent gay

No it isn’t idiot

youtube.com/watch?v=g281a3nYfV0
is this the greatest moment in the history of hockey?

what's better than panfried kielbasa/garlic sausage with some plain yellow mustard?

Leo hittin that sweet sweet cunny

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what is this

the greatest moment in the history of hockey

>being this much of a fucking casual and not knowing the REAL greatest moment in hockey history
Here (skip to :32)

youtu.be/jcYJ-MQO_u8

youtube.com/watch?v=sAlrJKm8UZU

i'm watching this one tonight guys. precursor to the 2011 championship

i think 10:45 might be a better moment

>Shannon's backcheck

goodnight /hoc/ I love you

Gay

>rags

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love you too

I know it's offseason, but that's not funny. Abducted children is never a funny thing.

>vegas narrative
this manitoban schizophrenia cracks me up. wininiggers constantly seethe at the knights, and not one knights fan gives a second thought to the jets. it's the shorks that make them seethe.

Kielbasa with horseradish and dijon mustard.

women's field hockey is more entertaining than this

see u in mah dreemz bae

i'm up for work

Imo sun belt influence is ruining hockey

lads what is going to happen when Yea Forums is gone or when /hoc/ dies. I don't know what I would do. who will I shitpost about hockey with at that point. I'm scared lads.

dont be a pussy

I've recently took up bird watching. I imagine I will spend more time doing that.

business idea: pucks made of bouncy balls

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Sounds fucking gay if you ask me

id say the jews and the fags are ruining hockey more

There are no fags in hockey but jews have taken over

birds are cool

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flamingos are the npc of birbs

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the only good weeb is a dead weeb

gas all weebs

fucking weirdos

if you tjhink about it, it's us humans that are weird
i mean look at this thing, who else has this shit?

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shut up flamingo

woah look at them go haha

maybe not in the game itself but the gays have invaded the fanbases. some more than others. they had Jazz Jennings drop the puck at a Panthers game last season. honk honk

i thought that was a saran wrapped oreo

thats still (((them))) marketing social change

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Neither will ever die

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cricket is dead lads

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for me? its taylor swifts hit new single "you need to calm down" of course
youtu.be/Dkk9gvTmCXY

Just had coffee shit if you know what I mean

huomenta

havent posted here in a month lads.... been so busy.

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who are you

your worst enemy

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my fren?

god dag börje

what will we seethe about today /hoc/?

>jackets highest paid player is cam Atkinson
>only 6m a year
FUCKING BASED

BAAI BAAI MISTER AMERIKAN PIE

youtube.com/watch?v=7yHTpGog0IY

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About to send a semen rocket into my mouth

DROVE MY CHEVY TO THE LEVY BY THE LEVY WAS DRY

youtube.com/watch?v=hEcjgJSqSRU

For me? It’s going to the tool shed/workshop with a beer, listen to some radio and just muck about

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maximum comfort

Thinking about Montréal Canadiens to be frank

they think about finns too

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And there.

50 cm diameter. Fifty-fucking centimeters.

Does any one of you actually think you'd have a chance with me in the streets? Do you maybe think you'd dare to open your mouth, let alone look anywhere else than your own shoes while I grab women's asses and flash a back double bicep. Yep. There you'd sit, quietly, in your booth, with quivering lips, swallowing your anger. I, on the other hand, do what I wish, that is because of these biceps, that allow me to easily curl 45 kgs in a scott bench. These biceps give me the power and strength that you will never reach.

Well, now you know your place, little rats :) I just had to come tell you how the things would unfold in real life, where as here on the internet, many of you think you're tough and just openly troll without any limits. If you ever run into me in a bar, better stay in your lane, even if I take your woman for a test drive, without your permission. But don't worry, I'm sure she'd enjoy being with a real man for once ;)

You mad? Doesn't matter. I'm enjoying my life.

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Time stamp

AND THEM GOOD OL' BOYS WERE DRINKING WHISKEY AND RYE

spotted a madposter

Collecting cans is cringe

respect

Looked through some of my dad’s collection. Pick your poison /hoc/

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no u

koff xs please

wtf karhu koff

reddit is down god damn it\
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh

thinking about bernie

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Good choice my friend

A match made in heaven

based and gollumpilled

me on the right

I came

on

my little sister's face

good morning minnesota

thinking about australia getting absolutely fucked by england

does that make your smol pepe into big pepe?

it doesnt get very big but yes

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God dag Jukka

He got really fat.

we did it /hoc/

What will the autists argue about today?

ice

your sexual orientation

I guess people can't help but talk about celebrities.

honestly how does a website inflict this much physical damage as well as the obvious psychological damage?

how is this even possible?

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especially ones who are closet homosexuals

You wish, buddy.

When is hockey on lads

>his physical peak was at 145 lbs
>he's that chubby at only 180 lbs
>he has a dink wife
We're looking at a mess of a man who's likely shorter than 5'6".

yikes

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Next AIHL games are on Saturday.

guess this is why its an argument :)

>65 kg
he's a gnome

Business idea: Skodacup should feature old WW1 skoda artillery in the crowd instead of some cheap shitty car that no one cares about

Business idea: Skodacup should fire an old WW1 skoda artillery in the crowd

how big can a pipebomb realistically be?

Skodacup should allow WW1 artillery on the dot on powerplays

skodacup should be the womens national teams limited to wearing lingerie competing for the prize of suck off every user ITT

The new face of America...

This man walks into your league and slaps your RFA on the ass and then offer sheets him. What do you do? Keep in mind he's 6'4" 220

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Et le but le canadiens

Match the offer sheet and go back to ignoring him.

>w-w-we wanted him for only five years
cucked by a muscular frenchman

Pay up stew

looks tough but he's no Big Dick Doug

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for me its natasha staniszewski of TSN

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>these are the "people" nu-Star Wars attracts
I formally apologize to George Lucas

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>Doug
He should add another few letters to the end of that name to make it sound more fun.

Canadianify it
>douger
>dougie
>dougs
>dougsie

>Canadianify it
I thought that that was just a specific hockey culture nickname thing. Is that just a universal Canadian thing?

Look around the league and the inflation of contracts. Agents don't want a 21 year old signing an eight year deal.

Agents see players like Ferland, a C-tier depth winger sign $14m/4y deals. Why would you advise your super elite 21 year old to chew in to his FA years? Only reasonable post-ELC r contract offer from a player's perspective is someone like McDavid type deal - literally a 9-figure contract

too bad about the CTE though. they should remove him from the GM job before he gives out more contracts to old crippled manlets

just woke up. no talkey before coffee, please

>Stars
>Making it to the Cup Finals

C'mon user, I'm a Stars fan and I'm not that delusional.

Douglas Murray tbf(rank)

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>that she "allowed" me to redecorate
how cucked can one man be

>Why would you advise your super elite 21 year old to chew in to his FA years?
Uhh i dunno so you could have him for more prime years at a cost controlled AAV?

>that webm
>that filename
don't know why i did this

first sip of the day, buds

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>being a hopeless caffeine addict
grim

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t. incel

hockey culture=canadian culture
Even american hockey players talk exactly like Canadians in the dressing room, its kinda weird actually

Okay ive had my first few sips. You may continue speaking

>C-tier depth winger
he had 40 points last year.

if you and your partner can't come to a consensus on how to decorate your home and she "allows" you to decorate a single corner that is a piss-poor relationship

Matthews>Toews
Marner=Kane
Tavares>Hossa
Reilly>Keith
Anderson>>>>>Crawford

Have you accepted that the leafs are the next dynasty?

I'm summoning Bulju

someone post that kakko/hughes webm i want a side by side comparison

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yeah but decorating a home is a womans job

i'd rather have a small space i have total control over and her making the rest of the decorating decision than to suffer through lengthy discussions on why the drapes should be a different shade than the walls

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he makes everything he does look so retarded

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that's a fair argument, the phrasing made it sound like he was gifted that tiny space which seems like some bullshit to me

BULJUJARVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
(Lets go)

Bulju rock is in the house tonight
Buljujarvi says have a good time
Now he gon go and bulge de twine
He just wanna see you have a good time

Bulju rock is in the house tonight
Everybody just have a good time
And he gon' make you lose your mind

He just wanna see you.....

*wakes up*

what do you expect from a post taken from reddit

*licks glass*

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youtube.com/watch?v=a-prUX0GK10

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>stranger things faggot is a rangers fan
Color me shocked

The Hawks aren’t even a dynasty and the leafs aren’t winning a playoff series this season

>mad
>at a literal child
retard

When you think about it, the husband is the real winner in a cuck relationship. In the end the woman always returns to her husband.

not surprising since age range on hoc is 10-75

enjoying a Bonaqua Viva (lemon flavor) atm

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australia on suicide watch

american players don't sound canadian when they give interviews and I doubt you've spent a lot of time in NHL locker rooms with the players so I think you're full of shit

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You say Gretzky I say Buljujarvi

You say Crosby I say Matthews

You say McDavid I say Marner

Why wouldn't Marchand be wearing a Bruins hat?

>Next time you faggot liberal media types make up a lie like you guys did this past week, at least make it more believable and based off of facts. Doesn't really matter to me either way because I'm still gonna kick some pinko commie fag ass."

- Don Cherry on his HNIC rumours

Wow....dare I say based?

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You say Ovechkin I SCREAM Anders Lee

Thank you for not posting anime this time.

this makes a lot of sense to me

>marner
ohnonononono

ha
k i

this is the post

Powerful.....this is why diversity is our strength

>Matthers
>Toewsie
>Marns
>Kaner
>Tavs
>Hos'
>Reis
>Keither
>Anders
>Crawsie

Wasn’t me

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Who wants Risto? Practically ready to give him away.

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Your Buljus Your Laines Your Kappos

risto a good boy he dindu nuffin

Imagine being short AND fat
haha right guys?
ha

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Not familiar, pic related is me. im a god

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His possession metrics are not very good, he should probably only see 3rd pair minutes and the 2nd PP unit. Sabres have WAY too many right handed defense and he pretty much told the media he doesn't want to be in Buffalo anymore. Hopefully some dumb GM out there doesn't care about possession metrics and overvalues him because of "muh toughness and offensive flash".

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>Hopefully some dumb GM out there doesn't care about possession metrics and overvalues him because of "muh toughness and offensive flash"
So, Toronto?

he unironically needs to switch to being a forward

I have actually thought about this, he is a good skater and he has good puck skills. Put him on the wing with a 3rd/4th line and just have him chase pucks in the corner and get to the net.

>advanced stats

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>"This player is great, he's so tough and works so hard. I don't care that when he's on the ice my team consistently allows more shots against than generate shots for."

Did I strike a nerve because I talked bad about a Finnish player? Please join us in 2019 Binland.

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consider actually watching the game for once. risto passes the eye test - the only metric that matters

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based and finnpilled

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>blots

still HOWLING

bum bum bum
bumbum bum bum bum
buh bumbumbum
bumbum buuuuuummmmmm

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>risto passes the eye test

I like you Finland, you're a funny user

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woah haha look at them both playing hard and fast!

No one in Finland likes Ristolainen. Everyone thinks he is just an arrogant faggot.

risto to the canes like every other finn I like
fuck that stupid team

Most important thing is that they are having fun

The last thing that the Canes need is more defensemen.

Have him play forward like the other user said

Ristolainen is only 24 wtf

redpill me on Dzingel

>muh toughness and offensive flash
he's getting traded to the shorks isn't he

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>Jack Noseworthy
he certainly is

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more like pisstolainen

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On a Finnish hockey forum called jatkoaika they have a Ristolainen thread titled Norristolainen kek. They changed the title back when everyone thought Ristolainen was actually really good and a 1D. That was back before advanced stats gained ground. Nowadays even the biggest fanboys admit Ristolainen is not very good and he is atrocious defensively.

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hartford will never ever return to the NHL

bruins
sharks
canucks
knights
jets
preds
blots
wild
snes

Please dont summon randy

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comparing advanced stats across teams as if its an apples to apples comparison is asinine

oh yah and hurricanes

randy randy randy

Thats it, Im gonna say it

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Caniac reporting.
I'll do my best to fill in until Randy arrives.

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randall

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go to your fucking games

having a sloppy storm surge rn

Nah

they do

I do.

It's difficult living so far away, but I still manage to go to a few each year.

go away

I have season tickets

lol no they dont

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*mentions them*

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>game in october
yes what do you mean by this?

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That they don't go to their games.

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yeah ONE game defines an entire fanbase

>the barn should only be full after they have qualified for the post-season!
fairweather fans everyone

>a 5 pm game against the other "nobody goes to their games" team
Welp, I'm convinced.

Take your meds, Don.

Got something on my mind I wanna share, but not until the next thread

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>actually trying to argue with Ed, Travis, and Jean-Pierre
Give it a rest, lad.

why do you need the other franchises to fill up the arena for you?

>its another canada gets fucking angry at carolina for games in october/november not being sold out

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Quebec City will never have a team lmao

>Hes so STEAMING over being called randy he has come up with names for others in retort

Woah......Yikes!

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...

>yfw those were sundays too

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canes are fokin ghey