A proper pyramid.
Step 1 - Handegg ELITE (16 teams)
>Atlanta Falcons, Baltimore Ravens, Chicago Bears, Dallas Cowboys, Houston Texans, Indianapolis Chargers, Kansas City Chiefs, Los Angeles Chargers, Los Angeles Rams, Minnesota Vikings, New England Patriots, New Orleans Saints, Philadelphia Eagles, Pittsburgh Steelers, Seattle Seahawks, Tennessee Titans
Teams play eachother once home and away for 30 regular season games.
Step 2 - Handegg East/West (16 teams each)
>the remaining 16 NFL teams are joined by the 16 best teams outside of the NFL and then split evenly into two divisions by location
At the end of the season the top 2 teams from East and West divisions join the bottom 2 teams from the Elite league in a mini league of 6, with each team playing eachother once (home or away) for a total of 5 games each, the top 2 teams from this Survivor Series will then be in next season's Elite Division. Depending on the location of relegated teams, teams may be moved between divisions to keep them balanced.
Step 3 - State Leagues
Each state (or group of states) will have their own league that they govern themselves. Should an East/West league drop out, they would be replaced by the most suitable State team, otherwise there is no formal promotion/relegation.
The Elite, East and West Divisions each have their own League Cups.
The American Dream Cup is the biggie.
It starts with the state leagues in Pre Qualifying, with all teams entering a knockout competition until it's reduced to 32 teams. They then join the 32 teams from the Handegg East/West in two rounds of knockouts. The 16 remaining teams then play the 16 Elite Division teams in four more rounds, ending with the final two teams. This final is the Super Bowl.
Also, all Canadian handegg teams can fuck off, they play in their own league now instead of being leeches.