/nba/ - God Dream Edition

HIS LAKERS GONNA GO NOWHERE THIS YEAR
FUCK HIM
AIDS BJ

face looks like a ps1 character

is it gay if I wear this?
gonna order BUTLER soon, desu

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WIGOGEGAWA

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he looks like KG's autistic brother

#takebackoursport
#dallaswhiteout

RDAMBITION

HE SAY KAWHI COME

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>bro, auntie jeanie said its a done deal bro, book that shit on the real yo, kawhi's a laker bro

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yall niggas don't sleep eh

I fall asleep at 9pm and wake up at like 3am

just get the black one.

my laketurds :)

I already bought the white and black ones

bitch niggas get with a nigga bitch
just to, call a nigga a bitch nigga to a nigga bitch

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PELICANS will win their first title in 2022-23, cap this shit..

Zion is 6’4 315lbs

Fuck Gaywhi Reotard

My celties :)

I agree but Zoin won’t be the reason why. He’s fat and a bust I’m sorry.

Kawhi Leonard

who?

Fireworks soon bros

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Masai Ujiri always makes the right moves
Rapties got this

Why are people high on the 76ers? They have no primary ball handler, he's in Miami. And when you consider Ben Simmons' skillset, they have basically 3 centers on the court at once. That cant be good.

My boy was telling me the other day that Ben Simmons is essentially the "Dwight Howard" of Point guards and it was a pretty convincing argument when you look at some of the numbers and measurables and shit.

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FUCK ***** *******

Seriously who can stop my Sunnies?

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the first round

Caruso shot 48% from 3 this year, better than Curry. Let that sink in.

Reminder from a Spursfag that #2 is and always has been a snake and a backstabber. And in ANY circumstances can he be trusted.

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We should have listened to you bro

Cant*
my bad

Every team in the west

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I agree not on the year but they will win one in the next decade

my team (not raptor) will win in the next 100 years i guarantee you

i don't agree* whatever fuck english

Zo, Ingram, and hart will mature and become superstars. Zion will he recognized as a bust and will be booted off the team by that time and then they’ll win.

title*

the * means its extra good and special.

So did KD screw over the Warriors in the S&T?

I don't think this semen-slurping general is for me.

First, Durant initially balked at being traded for Russell straight up, multiple sources said. He didn't think it was a fair deal, and in this case, the Warriors had to not just satisfy the Nets, but also Durant.

>Dwayne Wade can't shoot and is undersized according to everyone

>*Drafts him*

>Shaq is old and on the decline and toxic according to everyone

>*Trades for him*

>*Wins a championship*

>Lebron is a choker, and will never win a ring, Wade will be on the decline soon, Bosh is too weak according to everyone

>*Signs him and forms the big 3, and gets the most out of him and that team and wins 2 more championships*

And now you doubt this man?

If Bosh didn't have a fucking life threatening disease or whatever happened there, the Heat wouldn't have fallen so hard (Still finds a way to compete for the playoffs) the last few seasons. Not to mention he was also part of the Lakers when they were dominant way back in the day.

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wherever brodie goes i go.

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Based

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I hate the Lakers but I want LBJ to win more rings.

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3-peat incoming, lad.

Why do people Jack off over the vice heat jerseys? We all know their best jersey is the maroon one.

>I hate the Lakers
baste
>but I want LBJ to win more rings.
cringe

Because those are the best looking jerseys in the NBA.

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I want you out of my heeeeeead

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imagine the smell

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I'm gonna go with the Brooklyn Nets City edition

What the fuck

2 of the best of their craft

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KD = Kirsten Dunst

>wilt confirmed for not showering or knowing how to clean clothes
What a GOAT

*snap* Yep. This ones going in my based compilation.

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Is necromancy real bros?

no why? you want me to kill you and become a murderer? you can't do any of that shit

based and alphapilled

Crazy storm outside rn

Herro and Dragic for Westbrick. would you press the buttom?

>Best choker
>Best annoying feminist cunt

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No, give them Winslow and Bam and whatever contracts for Westbrook.

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LOL

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Why do people want Westbrook? He’s a proven stat padder and notorious loser.

Only because he's surrounded by enablers. I can see him doing well in a different system.

he plays hard 100% of the time. no teammate has ever said a thing against him.
i wouldnt like him on my team but there are way worse players than wbrook.
admittedly hes got to stop with that triple double obsession hes done it 3 seasons in a row its enough, but i can see him and butler being fun to watch

Because they believe that it's not westbrook but the Thunder, which i'll agree is a joke because they were stupid to think a college level coach could coach a professional team but westbrook might be a good teammate and still brings teams down because of his in game choices such as shooting and bricking a shot instead of passing to an open shooter.

around kawhi
things are awry

That's just it he wants to win but he wants to win his way. Which usually leads to losing.

>5 years ago today

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and in that time he brought one to the land and then lost two back to back asterisk titles. I will say winning one for the land was pretty based

It is for sure one of the most based moments ever. Those 4 Cavs years were fucking amazing as a fan, not going to lie.

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I bet KD wishes he had that moment that lebron had. well at least he has his two asterisk paperweight titles that don't mean shit.

Which team has the most white players?

The Dallas Patriots.

can't be assed to check but mavs gotta be up there

KD unironically thinks those titles are worth more because he "beat" LeBron. He'll never figure out.

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>The city of Lanada
HE STAAAAY

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Isn't that why he went to brooklyn? because he thought those two titles weren't as great as he thought they were so now he's gotta hope kyrie doesn't sperg out and the nets can stay a contender.....which even if they don't they're still better than the knicks

the Mark Cuban owned team. Adam Silver even stopped him from acquiring Goran Dragic this summer.

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Kawhi Who?

*Wins the East*

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'no'

>Talks with Thunder stall after OKC asks for Tyler Herro, Bam Adebayo in deal for Russell Westbrook

streamable.com/4hkln

9-D CHESS

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Had he waited longer, the Lakers would have missed out on Cousins and destroy their cap space.

>Lakers would have missed out on Cousins
>Implying that would be a bad thing
lmao

I don't think he doesn't value those championships. He to this day acts like he doesn't understand why everyone clowns him for going to Golden State. I think he didn't like the Curry cock sucking and Draymond beef so he teamed up with Kyrie. If he wins in Brooklyn (he won't), then that also builds a top 8 or so al ltime case for him.

I don't know lebron won one for cleveland, Durant will never win one for okc even if presti is too blame

He's coming back in better shape. You have been warned.

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He better otherwise i can clown on the lakers.

Durant doesn't really have any connection to Oklahoma city though. He's from Washington and would've liked to play in Seattle.

>shaves beard
>OMG HES IN SUCH GREAT SHAPE AND HE LOOKS SO HOT IN THIS PIC MY PEEPEE FEELS FUNNY
>WE GON GET KAWHI

He is now and always will be an emotional lesbian. When his quad exploded from doing literally nothing and he didnt jump once in the finals, it was only the beginning. You have been warned.

realistically who else could they have gotten for the same money who has the same potential? obviously he's not going to anywhere near as good as he used to be, but still

Dragic, Waiters & picks and Presti says thanks for taking Westbrook albatross contract. giving up young talent is not the answer, losing Jrich is already bad enough

>even if Presti is to blame
Kevin Durant lost a finals with WB/Harden/Ibaka. Kevin Durant choked a 3-1 lead against the Warriors in 2016 in the WCF. (Although I still think Cavs would have won 2016 regardless. The Cavs matched up better than the Thunder.)

Not gonna lie i wish the Sonics would come back, they don't even have to shut down the thunder just bring back the sonics and give vancouver a team again.

Was listening to a Knicks podcast and they rated the Knicks offseason over Atlanta's, very critical of the Parker signing especially the player option. If Parker opts in Atlanta will have $72 mil in cap space next summer and still need to reach the salary floor.

Pretty low risk low reward move in my opinion, sticking strictly with a two distinct units I could see Parker working for stretches when Trae and Collins aren't on the floor.

Which team is going to have a better season: Clippers or Lakers?

Thanks m8's

Is albatross your favorite word or something?

The houston rockets......who still won't make the finals

We got Jimmy fucking Butler for Richardson, dude.

People forget that Butler wanted Miami to trade for him and they almost did but instead Minnesota offered more and he went to not 1 but 2 bad teams he didn't want to play for.

Nigga just likes The Rime of the Ancient Mariner is all.

Clippers will have the better record. Lakers will beat them in the second round or WCF.

Man if only the clippers or lakers played in the east....That would be THE finals at least for this season

Is Alex Caruso actually good or just a meme?

>Portland sent OKC into irrelevancy
Lmaooooooooooooooo

and what is Portland?

>Clippers Lakers WCF

Holy fucking kino

Trier
Ellington
Barrett
Randle
Robinson

Dennis Smith Jr
Dotson/Bullock
Knox
Portis
Gibson

How many wins?

Here we go.

34

literally the best PnR ballhandler currently in the league

Where's Frank?

Portland's stars are pathetic though. Got some mental block against the Warriors even w/out KD.

0

isn't that the point? cause after lilliard killed the thunder than the warriors swept the blazers and lost to the fucking raptors

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am I slowly losing my mind or what, bros? since when did Paul George get this highly rated? I have no idea what this internet talk about Kawhi/Paul George being elite is coming from.

Butler is obviously an upgrade but still got to feel bad that you develop a 2nd rounder into a solid NBA starter like Josh Richardson and give up on him before his he hits his prime. Giving up on Bam or Winslow would be very bad for this team future I think.

hehe why do dame and westbrook wear the number 0? BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RINGS 0!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Not gonna happen, the Heat dont have much to give in terms of assets, Rockets have even less AND would have to make it a 3 or 4 team deal for it to work.

OKC is just trying to get the most out of Westbrook but the Heat aren't dumb and know they are bidding against themselves.

He's coming to Miami

PG was mvp candidate till he dropped off after the ASG. Kawhi is reigning Finals MVP and possibly the best player in the game rn.

PG was in the MVP conversation early in the season. He played great, elite both offensively and defensively. If you don't get it then it's probably because you only watch your "Lakies".

S

Clippers first seed, Lakers third seed

Clips beat Warriors in 5
Clips beat Rockets in 6

Lakers beat Spurs in 6
Lakers beat Nuggets in 7

Lakers beat Clips in 7

How well would the Cream Team do in the Olympics? A team full of whites vs the mighty Spaniards and Serbians.
Would they all be the first ones in the gym and the last to leave?

Oh snap

>Kawhi is reigning Finals MVP and possibly the best player in the game rn.

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Mavs at this point

like others said he was a legit all star candidate till injuring his shoulder post all star break. partly this was due to a very soft schedule to start the season but he was really playing out of his mind.
youtube.com/watch?v=-z-6DKS4nfw

2*3= 6
MJ= 6-0
Bron = 3-6
Lebron has 6 losses
Lebron used to wear 6
so with that i'm saying the lakers are winning cause lebron must have 6 losses bros yes this is a stretch but so are laker fans

A team of white boys from the US//Canada? They would get rocked by hispanics/slavs.

>no argument detected.

Or, alternately and the superior kino version, Clippers beat Lakers in 7 and then head to the Finals where they face the Raptors

Nuggets are winning it all this season. Refute this. Protip you can't.

I can say they aren't so i will. Why? because i just did

>lakers
>making the WCF

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MGUMGUEEMKWA

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why does this pic have kawhi? in a lakers uniform? who made this?

Kawaii came to LA all right lmao

He's been highly rated since his pacer years

>Not wanting to see Lecuck get shitted on for the 7th time in the finals after getting all this help

Just from America. Honestly...I think they'd win it all.

I mean, it was either this or play overseas mang

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Who is getting Vince Carter?

The Heat wanted him. I'm guessing their plan would have been sign him and trade Bam and Winslow for Westbrook

So if lebron loses in the finals, if the lakers make it that far, does lebron officially become /ourguy/? cause this general is all about losing

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*Crickets*

this but unironically

that that L /nba/ live with it.

Halcones de Atlanta
Celtas de Boston
Avispones de Carlota
Toros de Chicago
Caballeros de Cleveland
Pistones de Detroit
Marcadores de Indiana
Calor de Miami
Ciervos de Milwaukee
Redes de Brooklyn
Knicks de Nueva York
Magica de Orlando
76ers de Filadelfia
Rapaces de Toronto
Magos de Washington

Disidentes de Dallas
Pepitas de Denver
Guerreros del Estado Dorado
Cohetes de Houston
Tijeras de Los Angeles
Lakers de Los Angeles
Osos Pardos de Memphis
Lobos de Minnesota
Pelicanos de Nueva Orleans
Trueno de Ciudad Oklahoma
Soles de Phoenix
Pioneros de Portland
Reyes de Sacramento
Espuelas de San Antonio
Jazz de Utah

Your local YMCA geriatric league.

THE LAKERS!!!!!!!!!! WE GETTING CARTER BROS

Nickeil Alexander-Walker looks like an absolute star

>Bean speak

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You have to go back.

>76ers de Filadelfia
>No Setentayseiseros
Apply yourself

only way to make the celtics sound less wh*te

what are you saying my man

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Djmeechymeech > Savvyamusing

>Los Suns
Enough pandering..I need to find another team.

Nobody can stop my Rapties.....

why do my fingers always smell like a nutsack

I can.

We don't have to, *. #2 already did it.

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You're a leaf

>El Heat

*Yazz de Utah

>young core
>building block
>potential all-star

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Okay, Lauri

Yo nvm I take that back. The Spaniards, Serbs amd Croatians would rape an all white American team.

Neat

You now remember Martin Muursepp

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Lakers or Clippies, dribbles the ball to win the *

If he loses the new team most likely will be hated and Lebron will get a lot of love as long as he 27-7-7 and doesn't choke in a game within question

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youtube.com/watch?v=GSoQDaXh144

Spurs. Any team that doesn't have wings they wanna develop

Who starts on an all white American team?

TJ Mcconnell
JJ
Doug McDermott
Chandler Parsons
Cody Zeller

Bench of Plumlees and Ron Baker

We need to bring short shorts back

the black panther is bringing them back

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TOP 25 UNDER 25

1. Giannis
2. Jokic
3. KAT
4. Doncic
5. D-Lo
6. Porzingis
7. Fox
8. Zion
9. JJJ
10. 3rae
11. Simmons
12. Mitchell
13. Bagley
14 Booker
15. Turner
16. Tatum
17. Ayton
18. Collins
19. Kuzma
20. Sabonis
21. Huerter
22. Lavine
23. Morant
24. Ingram
25. Jaylen
————
9001. Lonzhit
900000000001. Fultz

Reminder

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America is once again champions in college basketball

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yes kobe has two rings what else is new?

Where my Small Market niggas at?

Americas best NCAA talent vs Europe...who wins?

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Probably Europe since the best in college basketball are just 19

>No SGA

Are you fucking retarded?

holdin down the fort in da land

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Faucons de Atlanta
Celtes de Boston
Frelons de Charlotte
Taureaux de Chicago
Cavaliers de Cleveland
Pistons de Detroit
Meneurs de Indiana
Chaleur de Miami
Cerfs de Milwaukee
Réseaux de Brooklyn
Knicks de New York
Magie de Orlando
Soixanteseizes de Philadelphie
Rapaces de Toronto
Sorciers de Washington

Francs-Tireurs de Dallas
Pepites de Denver
Guerriers de Etat d'or
Fusees de Houston
Tondeuses de Les Anges
Lakers de Les Anges
Grisonnants de Memphis
Loups du Minnesota
Pelicans de Nouvelle-Orléans
Tonnerre de La Ville d'Oklahoma
Soleils de Phenix
Pionniers de Portland
Rois de Sacramento
Eperons de Saint Antonio
Jazz de Utah

>Sends PG exactly where he wants to go

>Won't send Westbrook where he wants to go even tho u dont have many options

What did the worst run franchise in the NBA mean by this?

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Leave the oven on
Burn the house down

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>No Lauri
learn2hoop bitch nigga

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>Fultz that high

Can any black anons explain to me what's going on here?

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>Doncic after KAT
lack of effort/manhood matters, user

also,
9000 should be Wiggins

Yeah Steph Curry can shoot and Cousins is good but they had nothing on the stars back in the day.

*SIPS*

Now Allen Iverson, that was a player.

>So David Aldridge says it’s well-known around the @NBA that Mitch Kupchak is the only GM in the league NOT tampering. #BuzzCity

Fuck you, MJ. Fuck you too, Kupchak.

Rachel Nichols offers to sit on your face for a pint strawberry ice cream. Who says no?

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>Anything
>Between you and me
>Was never meant...

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so even when nolan tampers he still sucks at it huh

yall niggas aint even kno how ta use a computa

fuck, Iverson was the worst. Inspired a generation of ball hogging idiots

t.favorite player got his ankles broken by #3

only if she eats it while grinding her sweaty puss on my lips. imagine the smell

win a ring? your fav could never

that was the entire early 2000s desu
Kobe, T-Mac, Carmelo, AI. Even LeBron was inefficient as fuck when he was drafted. I credit Steve Nash, Kidd, and LeBron to some degree for getting us out of the iso chuck era.

is Kupchak the biggest meme in the NBA? I remember people used to see him as a premier GM back in the day, before it was revealed he was just a doddering old boomer

Fuck off

that whole Suns era/DAntoni deserve credit. Could've won a ring if a few things broke their way

Ivershit

>Russell Westbrook Unliked picture of himself in heat uniform

>Russell Westbrook Unliked picture of himself in heat uniform

>Russell Westbrook Unliked picture of himself in heat uniform

Thoughts?

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Remember when Westbrook grabbed like 16 rebounds in the final game of the season to average a triple double lmao

I don't want some fat white bitch on my face. I hate fat people

He's not interested

>implying ANY team wants Westbroke-assnigga
niggas aint want him unless OKC be throwin in picks

yes

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Kobe was a bitch nigga who was carried on every one of his fuckin teams. The nigga aint win shit without Pau either. And need I remind you, those teams had Bynum, Lamar, and Artest.

Kobe is a meme

MAMBA

the faggot is a diva just like KD. I dunno what it is about OKC, did they just decide to draft all the most bitchmade ass niggas in the NCAA?

pussy ass nigga claimed he was statchasing for Nipsey Hussle this year. Faggot aint chasin nothin but the tip of his own fuckin dick

He already did it tho, he probably doesn't want that out there if he ends up elsewhere. Miami is still the favorite because I dont think the package Houston can come up with will be anymore valuable than what the Heat come up with.

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why do you use the word faggot so much and talking about westbrook sucking cock? are you gay user? Why are you running away from your true sexuality?

Brother...

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Imagine Westbrook with a good coach for once in his career. Too many bad habits to break but a change of scenery and a competent coach might do wonders

>fat
Rach is THICC. Know the difference, my virgin friend.

I got another pro dick rider for you fellas

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god I wonder what her tits smell like

lmao are you the sensitive dude who was getting buttblasted by the other guy yesterday? Why do you cape up for Westbrook so hard? Do you love him or smth

If your white, stop.

If you're black, what are the odds you made it past elementary school?

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Nobody will ever change Westbrook, he is an angry self-righteous fuck who frequently blew off play calls, he's never listened to a single coach in his whole life.

Imagine that husky voice moaning as you pound her deep. Imagine the extra pussy thiccness that she's put on over the years eating fast food from her hotel room. Imagine how wet she gets.

Who are these people

>tijeras de los angeles

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i don't know man you seem like you want westbrook to fuck you or something. like you're letting out some sexual anger...i'm not judging man you do you

30 would be a fucking miracle

how did the knicks end up making a team worse than my cavs with over $60M in cap space hahahahaha

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nah buddy all good here. Now what's the story with you? Why is a grown man whiteknighting another grown man? Is he your lover or just a lust object?

We agree on Rachel Nichols, however I put this bitch's beauty somewhere between John Madden and a prolapsed elephant's anus. Face like a pulling guard from 1968.

Also this cunt and her gang of lesbians have been ruining NBA/NFL/Men's NCAA games as commentators for a long enough time for me to hate her based on that alone.

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>a team worse than my cavs
let's not go that far

>Hey user, do you want to join us? We're winning the West next season

what do you answer?

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How do I get a girlfriend bros? Preferably white.

don't blame her for ruining sports, blame the retards putting her in the booth. If it were up to me, she would just do the sideline and suck my dick during timeouts.

Doris was never a "looker", per se. Even in her youth. But it's about the voice and the demeanor. She would love your cock like it was her own.

It's too much pressure bron, I'll never live up to your standards that you hold me up on...I'm sorry...I'm joining the suns

Based

Fuck Dorris Burke

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Id give her a pint of hydrogen cyanide

how come the best discussion on /nba/ is about the TV women rather than basketball itself? you guys are kino as fuck

>Fuck Dorris Burke
Don't mind if I do!

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>I put this bitch's beauty somewhere between John Madden and a prolapsed elephant's anus. Face like a pulling guard from 1968.

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sexton and garland will be over 40% 3pt shooters
you have been redpilled.

Wilt was a scrub.

>Now would you prefer me to take the role of a disciplinarian?

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>implying Garland won't be hurt his entire career

One of these nights, he just gonna snap...

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just remember michael I played against 5' 6" white men and choked in the playoffs

>tfw the guy who absolutely savaged utterly btfo Detoilet the other day is back

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I think he will do good this upcoming year.

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I LIKE THEM THICC, I LIKE THEM CHUNKY
god dayumn you can tell she has a step mom milf ass

Love it brazil bro

wtf i loved this song when i was in middle school

There's something about that mom gut that makes me wanna lick it like a fuckin tootsie pop and then sleep on it like a pillow after I bust.

Imagine getting your dick crushed between those seismic thighs. Imagine your dick being massaged by those soft, manicured toes. What a fucking queen.

>There's something about that mom gut that makes me wanna lick it like a fuckin tootsie pop and then sleep on it like a pillow after I bust.

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Just a small town girl
Livin' in a lonely world
She took the midnight train
Goin' anywhere

He meant so much to us bros, I'm sad he's gone

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>wins 2020 FMVP after his first true offseason of training

can't wait for it. this kid lives for the moment, he takes it by the horns. fuck westbrick, this guy is the true alpha gogetter

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Americans are truly in denial on what's defined as fat and thick. There was a picture posted on /nba/ yesterday showing her disgusting fat.

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Just a city boy
Born and raised in South Detroit
Their B-Ball team sucked ass
Not going anywhere

case in point: youtu.be/ki7MplbtNTM

look at him carry last season's garbage jazz squad to a W against the nuggets.

you can not teach these things. this kid is something special.

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/moo/ was a mistake

>self-hating American hating on his own sexy females
sad DESU

Based.

>god I wonder what her tits smell like
tits don't smell r-tard

>sexy
Nah, I don't think obese white people are sexy.

he's good but the jazz suck. Reminds me of when booker scored 70 points and still lost.

There is no God but Allah and Muhammad is his messenger.

all three don't exist. But lebron does

they've improved immensely this offseason imo. their starting lineup is a much better composition.

There is no God but LeGod and /nba/ is his messenger

they do if she's sprayed any kind of perfume. And if she's been sweating under the hot TV lights, her musk blends with the perfume to create the most dick-pleasing fumes you could ever imagine

You stick lovers are a sad lot. I bet fucking Taylor Swift would feel like putting your dick in a kitchen appliance DESU

>Reminds me of when booker scored 70 points and still lost
why you bringing up old shit???

Although supposidy what morey is really trying to do it get riley to give up winslow or lose out on westbrook. It seems like a reach though

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>dick-pleasing fumes

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Who said I like skinny bitches? This is sad. You're losing this argument pretty hard to be putting words in my mouth.

How mad will Butler be if Westbrook lands in Miami?

It's not even old it happenend in 2017 bro. zoomer aging is nuts.

>keepin win-slow

Heard of a 3 team trade does Cp3 leave?

happen*

pretty pissed. I wanna see Butler have his own team in the east.

Because if Embiid wasn't banged up how he always is in the playoffs they would've beaten Toronto e went to the Finals

BROS WHY DIDNT ANYONE SIGN MELO YET???????????

WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

Nobody in the NBA can stop James Harden

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But can james harden stop anyone?

can kawhi ever be considered a top 10 player of all time if he never wins a MVP due to load managing during the regular season to have the best possible performances during the playoffs?

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everybody wants him they just don't wanna pay

Doesn't matter when he's dropping 35 everynight.

Name a thicc girl you like then.

>if Embiid wasn't banged up

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true

the heat should just wait and see. what's the rush in trading for westbrook

What do you think Tacko Fall eats on a daily basis

>implying 7 foot negroids have to follow your manlet diet restrictions

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as the resident westbitch hater, I defeated /nba/ in every way possible

this is my victory lap

Terance Mann

The Sixers should be renamed the "IFs", that's all you ever hear out of those sorry bastards

>IF Embiid stopped eating like trash and got healthy
>IF Simmons miraculously developed a jump shot after years of being garbage
>IF Fultz wasn't a complete headcase
>IF Le Hinkie was still here
Sixers will be irrel in a year when Embiid is playing 40 games a year and Simmons is crying for a trade

>If Tobias Harris can fill Butlers boots

based

people have started to underrate harden's defense. of course he isn't a lockdown guard, but his effort has increased these past 2 years. he was second in steals this year too I believe. he definitely "tries" on the defensive end, like curry. pointing out an offensive killer's defense is such a /nba/ thing to do.

Everyone* here hates Westfraud, friend.

*excluding the one autistic crybaby who throws a shitfit anytime a bad word is spoken about his hero

I think if Miami goes in on a three team trade they might help miami get westbrook in exchange for winslow. Otherwise if not the rockets might just go all in westbrook and send cp3 to a desperate team for a pg like Detroit or the twolves

>>IF Simmons miraculously developed a jump shot after years of being garbage
Westbrook, this is your calling. I'm sure their contracts are close to matching up. Call in the trade, Presti. Simmons for Westbrook. Let's fucking do it.

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Yeah, I think they're bullshiting. Rockets with Harden and Westbrook makes 0 sense. Butler can play offball and can play defense. Harden can't and it would implode mire than likely.

Like I said before, the Heat dont have much to offer but the Rockets have even less.

Harden tries more now, but he's incompetent at defense. He's always exhausted from ballhogging on the other end, just ask CP3. And steals just means he gambles a lot, look at Allen Iverson.

When did you do that? Must have missed that dogshit.

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This is such a casual take

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>implying the Sixers would want that headache

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harden when giving up the ball refuses to even move to create more floor spacing. look at the tape when he doesn't have the ball. it's why cp3 was fucking pissed

Oh yes continue to keep your pointguard who is fucking terrified of taking a 15 foot jumpshot because of "defense." Westbrook can just as easily statpad 10apg with Steven Adams.

Who is the best looking shirtless nba player?

I'm talking about a raging, pulsating, oily 6 pack and massive pecs you could just rest your head on.

and yet Harden has had 4 straight seasons as an MVP candidate.
>valuing what Chris Paul thinks

No, calling Harden an "offensive killer" is a casual take. he's a cheesy meme player

Harden doesn't want to waste energy if it's not going towards his stats

>Zion
overhyped bust
>Ja
manlet bust
>Barrett
inconsistent Dukebabby bust
>Hunter
defensive role player
>Garland
already injured bust
>Culver
defensive role player off the bench
>White
bust
>Hayes
lanky bust
>Hachimura
busttu
>Reddish
omega bust
>C. Johnson
old as fuck bust
>Washington
already injured bust
>Herro
whitboi bust
>Langford
already injured bust
>Doumboya
lolfrance bust
>Okeke
already injured bust
>NAW
defensive role player
>Bitadze
eurobust
>Samanic
eurobust 2
>Thybulle
bust
>Clark
midget arms old bust
>Williams
hypeman bust
>Bazely
too stupid for cawledge bust
>Jerome
whiteboi bust 2
>Little
low BBIQ bust
>Windler
whitboi bust 3
>Kabengele
dark nigga bust
>Poole
already injured bust
>K. Johnson
kentucky bust
>Porter Jr.
fringe-to-start bust

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lakers looking real good my guys

>Canada

We should have invaded you after WW2, what a mistake that was.

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yeah, Westbrook's statpadding obsession would really help Philly win a ring. Oh wait

Westbrook would actually be a better fit on Philly than Ben Simmons. Philly acts like they want to win now but they also want to keep Ben Simmons for what reason exactly?

Zion will be a bust. He will be injured his whole career from thinking the basketball court is the jungle where you can swing from vines without any repercussions. He will never learn to shoot. He will never be a healthy weight.

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there will never be another wilt, the true GOAT

>Everyone finna be bust

Wow. What a thought provoking take

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If barrett were good the knicks would trade him for some scrub. so they'll keep him

ew chalky roid skin

Westbrook would be better, but not by much. His contract is horrible and he'd never get along with Embiid. They can trade Simmons for much better pieces.

Knicks should trade DSJ, Knox, Frank and picks for Westbrook

LeBron

Wilt was only a GOAT at statchasing and being a faggot

Wade

He looks like how Anime depict blacks

Kevin Love & Westbrook won't be traded this year

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LeBron's pecs aren't very fluffy

>His contract is horrible and he'd never get along with Embiid.
I forgot the NBA is a reality TV show. Westbrook would have a blast with Embiid. I know they have fought on the court before but that's because they're competitive mandingos.

For the keks? Yes. That would be the most Knicks trade ever.

thunder would have to give picks to dump westbricks contract

Wilt would be Hassan Whiteside today.

>already injured
how many mans got hurt before even getting drafted?

Nah, if Embiid was bitching when Butler started hogging the ball, he'd have a shitfit with Westbrook. And you can't deny the contract is horrible

Tacko Fall can Tacko Ball

this.
hes rather flat chested actually. based and honest opinion.

That's a good comp, actually. Both are absolute manchildren, too

>selected 15th
>15 teams passed on him

What went right? Was it playing with Duncan? would he be an MVP calibre franchise player naturally if he ended up on a different team in his rookie season?

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I assume it's because he is younger and healthier. And if embiid falls off because of knee issues simmons is good insurance

everyone's still trying to win at this point of the year

just wait until tanking season, Melo's services will be in high demand

just remember when michael played, they made the rules easier for him, but when wilt played, they made it harder for him

If Kawhi leads the Clippers to their first chip, where does he stand on the all time list?

Westbrook is healthier than Simmons

I honestly think they're already shopping Simmons, but the offers probably aren't great. Everyone knows the dude is trash. They should've traded him last season.

SOMEONE SIGN JEREMY LIN
SOMEONE SIGN JEREMY LINSOMEONE SIGN JEREMY LIN
SOMEONE SIGN JEREMY LIN

Philly can't win with Ben Simmons.

The only player challenging Bird/Bron/MJ in the league is Luka.

I AINT even know where the Lakers sitting at AHUE HURAHAUE

>no wilt
get out of here faggot

blazers should have got Aldridge back instead of shitty whiteside or klove

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Hmm, he would be top 10 for sure. I dunno how many people have won chips with 3 different teams. I'm sure he'd be setting a precedent by winning the first chips for 2 teams.

He'd be in the convo for top 6 as long as he continues to be elite for the next few years. His first few years were not special like MJ's or LeBron's, but I don't think people care about that stuff anymore.

good post

MJ already planning to give him $27M/3 years

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JLin can be the first guy off the bench, he's good at running pnr against scrubs

top 18 next to durant. remember he was drafted onto a team full of all time greats and didn't really deserve that first FMVP. his second ring was won because the other team was heavily injured. doesn't have much of a regular season career either.

"Remember Michael they changed the rules to help you, while I beat up on 5'9 white electricians and still find a way to choke in the playoffs."

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You mean former NBA champion Jeremy Lin.

>thinking Durant is only top 18
>thinking Kawhi would be that low with 3 chips on 3 different teams, possibly 3 finals mvps on 3 different teams
>thinking regular season matters
If you're gonna talk that much shit, you need to name your top 18.

remember michael I was too busy luring chinatown whores in san francisco to my apartment for a sex exchange to even give a damn about performing in the playoffs

Blazers are hopeless, Dame and CJ are a meme duo. Their biggest mistake was thinking this weak shit could work

Mockinbased

youtube.com/watch?v=QE7VtDreoqw
BROS MVP

Never forget some bum named Timothy Mozgov got a $64 million dollar contract.

>>thinking regular season matters
never bring up MVPs, scoring titles, dpoys, all nba, all defense, all time points, steals, assists, rebounds, and blocks ever again in your future posts from here on out.

Wilt was horrible. He achieved jack shit compared to his potential

Boban would destroy this fool

not even top 50 worst nba contracts ever

My grandpa said Wilt the Stilt could smoke any of these clowns today. I'll take his word for it.

remember michael my teammates sold cocaine out of their basements

Never forget that some bum that gave him that contract left for another GM job, then traded for the same Mozgov contract to fuck over team #2 for no reason

that team with dame aldridge and wes matthews was dope ttho

how old is your grandpa, 200yo? let the man sleep for good already

>Calls him the GOAT in every thread

>DUDE, ONLY STATS MATTER. FUCK THE PLAYOFFS!

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Lmao. I don't give a fuck about those stats. Load management is going to be thing from now on, everybody's gonna be resting. Who gives a fuck what you do in the regular season if you shit the bed during the playoffs. Literally everyone knows that the playoffs are a different game from the regular season. You know, because people actually TRY. Don't worry bud, I'll never bring up those fuccboi compiler stats, you can keep em

John Wall will be paid 41M next season to just play Mario Maker 2 in his house.

blocked

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Did you grandpa even ball? scrub opinion

anybody who watched basketball during those times was a fucking weirdo. it was looked at as a crazy nigger cocaine fueld sport.

SHOOK

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remember michael I played before the moon landing and coasted off of being 7'1 in segregated college

>Claims to have had sex with over 20,000 women
>Couldn't produce a child
Didn't know Wilt was such a basedboy with weak seed.

>Wilt why dont you do what your coach says to do so you can win and do it in the playoffs you syphilis infested mantis?

how many points would wilt average in today's game? i'd say about 3 per game.

ITT bill russell defense force

>2

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wilt got away with goaltending and 3 in the key

fuck him too. NBA didn't become legitimate until the Bird/Magic era.

in a league before it was good

*doesn't get his father killed because of gambling debts*

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>not realizing the dude was overcompensating HARD for being gay

Jerry West, Oscar Robertson, Kareem, Elgin Baylor, Bill Russell, Nate Thurmond were all around back then.

remember michael because I sure can't after all this dickrot disease

look up John Henson on bball ref and that would be Wilt in today's game

i got banned again

THIS
and?

>MJ gets his dad killed because he can't stop betting
>MJ about to get himself killed because he can't stop betting
streets is hard

>thunder wants winslow/bam and herro

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>says the guy who never watched Hardwood Classics
West could only dribble with one hand. Robertson and Thurmond played like a white guy

what has your pathetic franchise done since you lost lebron

all those players you mentioned were all on the lakers, bucks, celtics, or warriors
the rest of the league and the majority of it were legit scrubs

bam a bust

herro a wh***oid

easy trade Heat ECF lock

>even wanting Westbrook
Heat are a desperate middle of the pack team that will NEVER compete for a title again

Justice Winslow has the smallest hands in the league and can't palm a basketball. Why do heat fans love these darkskinned overrate role negroids so much?

yeah they are already going to be in 4-7 seed with butler. yes westbrook is good but he is inefficient and not worth giving up everything.

heat have a lot of leverage

lol bam is already one of the best people in that draft. he is a perfect fit in the new generation of centers.

you ain't ready for this kino

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winslow isnt even good, i'd trade him for westbrook easy
i'd keep herro and bam though

They are trying to get us to up our offer by putting out bs reports about the Rockets.

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>heat have a lot of leverage
just trade him to another team lmao

I don't know why you want this bum so bad. Let Jimmy have his own team

Havlicek is was the only good player of that era that could’ve transitioned to the modern era

he's a Le Duke xD player. Riley loves those faggots

you'll never win shit with Riley there. Unless you randomly get a new Wade.

cause this tripfaggot spends his time hyping Miami across all sports on this board from his hovel of a favela

Nah I am ok with trading winslow. he is better playing pg and if westbrook comes it makes him redundant. But if westbrook busts which is pretty high then the heat need these young pieces

please morrey always says they are interested. detroit might be the only team with picks and better assets. but other than that no one has value for okc.

the heat are doing the right thing and not blinking first

name a worse possible locker room than westbrook+jimmy. they will kill each other over a 3-game losing streak

Elgin Baylor was good too.

Westbrick/Jimmy/Dwightmare

There is no "other" team. Every Front office has already moved on with their plans. I don't think anyone expected the Clippers to trade for PG. And OKC to start a rebuild, not even OKC thought this.

I actually live in broward. Also fuck the panthers and I am always down on the fins most of the time.

or they will love each other.

please they are keeping bam and they already have olynck

Westbrick + Lebron + Kyrie

>wanting westbrick
the absolute state of heat fandom

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The fucking heat suck who cares?

Where's your 3 rings, hoe?

If you even got any, were you even alive when it happened?

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put your trip back on

if you have 3 rings then you should have higher standards

only relative to his six pack

Heat a shit

they have been the most successful in the east for about about 15 years now

gay

I believe it the east is pretty shit

HYPOTHETICALLY. If the bulls managed to trade for westbrick would they be a top 4 seed?

youtube.com/watch?v=NPF0qa1jKt4

not even close

Westbrick is the most boring "star" stop talking about him

so who might get the 1# pick next year?

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You guys listen to swaggy p say steve Kerr is the greatest blunt roller in the nba

we'll take it from here, boss. How else are we going to get 37 year old LeBron a ring?

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my hornies

Bulls are already gonna win 38+ this year

with this team? also who the fuck is their coach?

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i see the jump turn on tv, i turn it off
nichols is even more obnoxious than jalen and sas

so was skip right?

White
LaVine
Porter
Lauri
WCJ
That team can play with anyone in the 5-8 seed range in the east. Depth blows but the players actually responded well to Boylen towards the end of the season last year.

why did kawhi sign for 2 years instead

SKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUP

>not DVR'ing the Jump every day so you can wind down and take a load off after wage slaving all day

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Either to resign for more money later or wait for lebron to fuck off so he can go to the lakers

Well if they do then i hope it's a comfy series. I miss bulls playoffs

Based

lol I didn't realize other people liked this video. So many quotables in this:
>cbosh2
>we up here in the gas station slash wendy's slash starbucks

So he can fleece a 5 year contract when he's 30.

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Whats the chances of my kangz snagging a cheeky 8th seed this year

>i'm from dallas i eat rudy's

So it looks like the Cavs are jumping into this bitch

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>State of twitter

yeah I'd like to take a load off my dick and put it square in this bitch's fat azzz

I want shitty gas station coffee now...it's been years. Reminds me of when I used to road trip with family when life was better.

Are you a 216 nigga

>heat,rockets,cavs want westbrook
Ok who's next?

Me too user. Me too

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how are you, user? what's your favorite team/player and what's bugging you?

Cavs don't want westbrook. They drafted 2 point guards in the lottery 2 years straight. They would be a third team used as a facilitator in a trade.

oh shit nevermind. So who do they get?

Westbrook sucks so bad.

If someone asked you... Westbrook or PJ Tucker straight up. You'd have to keep Tucker, right? Tucker stays in his lane, doesn't ball hog, is a good locker guy, doesn't attract negative attention, and has a cheap contract. Russ is none of those things.

thanks for the kind words and offer to talk user but we dont gotta do a therapy session, it's okay.

thunder arent going to get much for westbrook. they are simply asking too much and if they keep westbrook its going to be like Jimmy butler in minny

regular season is more kino than the playoffs who agrees?

they shouldn't have paid him so much then

Clyde Frazier and Ewing are the only cool looking knicks jerseys

I think this year the playoffs are going to be really fucking fun.

Did people forget Donovan is an awful coach, Paul George dealt with injuries these past 2 years, Steven Adams isn't good anymore, and the Thunder has no spacing? Maybe that's why Westbrook was inefficient as hell.

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i would rather listen to molly than rachel

leaning a little close there, pip
the knicks have never had cool jerseys. their branding has always sucked. Up there with the Clippers and Bobcats.

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Aite, just know I'm here for you bro. *slaps you on the back several times during hug*

Brehs my gf punched me so damn hard in the eye it hurts to blink

>INB4 no one posts because I forgot to post /nba/

this but ironically

Westbrook is like CP3, they're just looking to unload that on the biggest sucker around.

Speaking of suckers, Westbrook and CP3 on the Knicks would be the most Knicks move ever, they should find a way to do it.

properly formatted new

THE LONELY GOD

fastbreaks and switching