ESPYs 2019 Thread

Ready for Yea Forums to whine when the women win best team?

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Where the FUCK is everybody

>thank you for this award but I’d really like to take a minute to talk about the children in cages...

You can see Tracy's disappointment in his eyes when he knows the writers are shit.

And then Hope Solo and Trump present the trophy.

Based boomer Tracy Morgan shitting on all the sooner athletes

I think Tracy broke every funny bone he had in those car crashes.

Is there an award for the best sports talk show? because Undisputed with Skeeeuuppp and Shannon would win every year

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*Zoomer

>implying based Colin ain't the GOAT

all i'm seeing is poker? oh well

the absolute state of nigger fashion

ABC

Who the fuck thought it was a good idea to have a senile old nigger host this show?

YIKES

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i'm shocked tracy morgan is alive. crazy limo crash

So this is supposed to be Ballon D'or for yanks?

>that frizzled hair
YOU JUST KNOW

>I wanna thank god

Lol Murray BTFO. We still have the Golden Hat too, faggot.

my body is ready for king henry to get the Best Play award

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>sweaty man drama actor
>athlete
Pick one

Now I remember why no one cares about these awards.

*lisps with stupid comments in your path*

Why can't we have Peyton Manning host this every year, that was literally the only time this show was watchable.

This is essentially ESPN circlejerking over their broadcasted sports, and if not then circlejerking over politics
It's worthless to anyone who actually cares about sports

AY, WE PRESENTING DA ESPY (ESPY!)
HANDIN DAT NIGGA AN AWARD (AWARD!) (SKRRRT)

are pornstars athletes? having sex is athletic.
who will win the "have sex" award?

Based Brees.

Brees is a failure as a father.

brees has to be the nicest guy in the league

What exactly did Morgan do?

His monologue is trending on Twitter

Not gonna lie, that package was hype.

>$100 million
I swear if that's not enough to obliterate cancer...

>years and years of cancer research
>still the best way to beat cancer is to just nuke all the cells

Why does this feel more like a cancer charity masquerading as a sports award show

>pat tilman died of friendly fire
>using his name for shekels

Maybe if we had actually decent education programs, we could teach our soldiers not to fire at their comrades.

In other news, the girl in the vid right now is cute af.

Tfw no qt one legged gf

>tattoos on her fucking pits
Never fucking mind.

No homo but I would’ve sucked a golfball out of Pat Tillman’s urethra

why do they even bother with the ESPYS? even calling these "meme awards" is giving them too much value

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Lindsey "BLACKED" Vonn

>linda cardellini
but why

who the fuck watches this?
college kids in the South?

And the espys goes to... My wife!

pizza party afterwards

no one watches these virtue signaling award shows anymore, you know they want to push their agenda too because Disney put it on abc instead of espn to try and get more eyes on it

twitter.com

you think the same elite who is concerned about over population is going to attempt to extend peasant lives?

She thicc, but my raptor was robbed.

Kawhi is gone he doesn't deserve an award

>this chick's poetry
Say it with me
We in yo head,
rent free,
until the day you dead

it’s just sports getting into the award show business

>that speech
So she complained about men objectifying her, calling her thicc, saying she belongs in the kitchen, etc. But then she turns around and says that female rappers like Cardi B are great role models for women? I don't think this semen slurping continent is for me lads.

man, she looks like a life long raptor fan since 2019

>Rams/Chiefs won
Not mad tbqh

And now for our annual nigger documentary

If drew brees was the wind he'd be Drew Breeze

Holy shit they're still not done talking about black shit

How is this old fuck still alive?

He dodged more bullets from mad whiteys than NBA championships won.

damn bills health in bad shape? no speech

kippers, come back to /hoc/

milk truck has arrived!

Oh hey Giannis Antheotpsnmqpoaqodmdfn won.

He wins everything but NBA championship.

HAH

>Raptors not winning Best Team because LEAFSLOL

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

SUCK IT CANADA

Time for Wimmins

Damn you got robbed Leafs

Nah they just need to push the equality meme here

>People are walking out
Hahahahah

I get it. But even without the girls Raps wouldn't win anyway.

Were the cameras supposed to catch half the crowd leaving in mass exodus

Tbqh if the Womens team didn't win, it would've been the St Louis Blues.

I thought they were trying to catch every ladies.

>ESPN shilling equal pay for women
>The same network that doesn't even televise women's sports, or pay any attention to them for that matter
Oh I'm laffin

we're not gonna stop hearing about this for months until football season starts

OH MY GOD STOP SENDING ME FUCKING ALERTS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

not watching this garbage

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Philanthropy is the future of marketing.

Behind it is all bullshit.

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I'd smash Lindsey Vonn into another dimension.
t. black dude

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it was like mid 80's wasn't that bad. everyone complaining wait until it hits triple digits

wat

I'm not feeling tracy morgan

They usually give a shit if it's Serena.

>espys are still on tape delay
Tape delay shouldn't exist in le current year for fucks sake, especially for a sports award program. Doesn't seem like I'm missing much at least.

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>best team

>not Clemson Tigers

>not Raptors

>give it to the least competitive sport and team that lost to UNDER 15 BOYS

l m a o

>Favre like "the fuck is this shit"

You win Best Team at the ESPYs and then these middle schoolers come up and kick your ass, wyd?
(Should’ve been Clemp’s Son)

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Participate in sexual intercourse.

>team loses to 13 year olds

>better than Clemson

fuck off

Too much feminist propaganda was on this show. The girl who won best play said they we should all look up to thriving people like cardi b. Cardi b said she used to drug men and rob them when she was a stripper. The cunts are so hypocritical.

*said that we

That Asian black girl gymnast had ass tho