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hello
Xheattle Dickgirls
>late
Shant
How do you go from this..............
>Bahwstahn
who fucking cares
>dreaming of a kakko hat trick
Is that the bear from the stream earlier?
check his paws for traces of honey or berries
gross
Imagine finding this attractive
Holes is holes buddy
English is not my mother tougue and I used to listen to this song over and over as a teen/kid never paid attention to what it was saying just loved the melody: I was just having fun and skaboading whit friends to it. Until this day to me this song was realated to happiness(dont ask me why I kinda forgot about this song I just had a nostalgia kick) . It is weird because I fell like that being an adult make you realise that the world is not that funny (this song is basicly saying that) and now that I old enough to understand english I realise that even my ''funny songs'' wasnt that joyfull as if growing up is a curse that even affect your memory/nostalgic song.
haha anyway this song is still awsome and my life is not that a disaster was just saying a weird feeling I had.
>he doesnt think a kakko hattie is attractive
Spotted the isle fans
VERY good post OP
Do we need to have a Therapy Hour at /hoc/??
>do you need to get it out?
Shut up loser
quite bored family
that's good
You're emoting
>how does that feel?
if You feel nothing, check to see that plugged in.... wait... fuck
Write some poetry
a y y
l m a o
Very much looking forward to seeing the kind of poetry that /hoc/ comes up with.
Cringe
This man is going to be a 2020 Stanley Cup Champion. Say something nice about him.
just found out gotta get up for work at 3:45am
uguu~
Kill yourself wagie
Everything that we were
Was not enough
Falling, now
Forever
you don't mean that
He's a good business man. I hear his bottled tears business is going well
I just wrote this.
Maybe in another life
I could find you there
Pulled away before your time
I can't deal it's so unfair
And it feels
And it feels like
Heaven's so far away
And it feels
Yeah it feels like
The world has grown cold
Now that you've gone away
Leaving flowers on your grave
Show that I still care
But black roses and Hail Mary's
Can't bring back what's taken from me
I reach to the sky
And call out your name
And if I could trade
I would
And it feels
And it feels like
Heaven's so far away
And it stings
Yeah it stings now
The world is so cold
Now that you've gone away
yikes
fixed my barbecue and the gas output on burner #5 is now normal
huh?
That’s bad for the environment
It's my poem.
the offspring are shit and that's literally their worst song congrats
all systems normal, glad to hear
Stick to nose picking
Fill me in on the name of the mid-2000s emo song that you're quoting here, lad.
Faggot should have left it then you could burn your cock off
/hoc/: an Ode
April is the coldest month it seems,
Family, fraternity, friendship.
The only place those thing have meaning.
A secret order... stitched within the chaos.
No heroes, no robber barons, no tripfags.
>well, maybe a few tripfags
Close
All Canadians should be shot
I have no idea what you're talking about.
O tru
Gas grills are for fags
>the offspring are not bad and that's literally their best song congrats
ftfy
no it isn't
>I will spend every last breath calling sunbelters and russians a bunch of faggots, and theres nothing anyone can do about it, except whine on the internet like a bunch of left wing cuckaloos. I make the rules in this game, and you limp wristed chickenshit pinkos are just going to have to deal with it until I die.
-Don Cherry, on the false rumours his contract wasn't being renewed on Hockey Night in Canada.
They’re shit
...
For me, its louisiana smokers.
Fuck off, Ed.
Stick to dive grass, monkey.
>its real
holy fucking BASED
It's Max, thanks though.
that good news
Doesn't he auction all his suits of for charity or something?
You awful adolescent wipes leave that old man the fuck alone, dammit
No it isnt
about to get fucking HIGH as SHIT
Have sex
did randy have a good stay in the institution? last time i was here he was having a mental breakdown
you are
for me it be da babylon herb smokers rastafari
cringe
I'll join you
2020 playoff bracket.
t. knower
for me, its babylon sisters
getting my mobility scooter custom painted with my team's colours and logos. it's going to be so epic
lose weight
>LA
>poo jackets
>coilers
Absolutely DELUSIONAL
Long Live The King
there once was a guy named ted
from the town of akron, they said
he showed up on /hoc/
and posted his cock
so the jannies deleted the thread
Why are Canadians predestined for failure ?
best one so far
This
seething
but team canada just won the stanley cup
Tarasenko has the same birthday as Taylor Swift except two years later.
C R I C K E T
CHINA
RUSSIA
IRAN
CHINA
KOREA
TERRORISM
Hoc owns cric
this was a fun listen, thanks
All terrible subjects
I prefer /rings/
there once was a fella named randy
his sister wouldnt give him a handy
so he posted on /hoc/
and his team got mocked
so he left because it made him angry
haha just kidding guys I don't really have a mobility scooter haha I'm just joshin ya
who do you share a birthday with /hoc/?
there once was a fella named randy
his sister wouldnt give him a handy
so he posted on /hoc/
and his team got mocked
so he left cuz his vagina got sandy
Nobel incoming
WE DIDNT START THE FIRE
Letterkenny is decent
Okay Sam
I think Bulju is the Swedish word for hockey puck
Seattle
Pulju, unironically
Calm down over there
I really thought only Canadians would appreciate it. I guess minnesotans or north dakotans might too.
When did we become so pathetic, /hoc/?
this desu
get a clue
>implying I want to share my birthday with the dataminers
sorry CIA agent, get lost
I can't, Blue is dead
someone hasn't had his Suggested Daily Intake of Folic Acid
>please, think about your colon
grow up and get a grip
grip this right here bitch
>tfw friends who have never lived a day of their life in a small town suddenly love letterkenney and call themselves skids
Treble Charger discovered Sum 41.
my wife is pregnant and I found out it's going to be a girl. I'm going to keep trying until I have a son, but with my luck I'll have like 5 daughters and give up because I can't afford any more kids... lol
you just know
>kangz
>playoffs
Have you been practicing your Dad Jokes?
I saw them live a few years ago at a canada day event. they aged really poorly
>having sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
I thought I'd seen the depths of /hoc/'s degeneracy
that this Bear likely has an STD from close contact with this Skank
meant for
no, but that's a great idea
I wish to expire
I'm gonna name my future sons Ozymandias and King James
thoughts?
Are you sure it's yours?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it's tearable.
I just watched a program about beavers. It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
that's all I could think of in a few minutes
Yeah I’m Minnesotan
>having a daughter
oh boy
wont you get blocked by the government from giving them a retarded name
>How many apples grow on a tree? All of them.
I like this one.
>no hokkei
>no bulju trade
>no pavs for shorks
>rags
>reddit "humor"
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
How does a penguin build it's house? Igloos it together.
Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.
Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Those are not retarded names though. There are people who have changed their names to what translates into Nectar Catmeadow.
planning on moving to the usa?
>Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
>Dad, can you put my shoes on? No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Based and fucking asininepilled.
KEK, thanks user
>flims making it past the first round
>bombston winning the cup after having an underwhelming first three rounds
>Edmongolia in the ploffs
>shorks not in the ploffs
>flylels and teds in the 2nd round
who made this?
Slow down, lil zoomie.
Why don't skeletons ever go trick or treating? Because they have no body to go with.
Ill call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.
A Free Public Service by Not A Dad for Eternity
I go hard in the mutha fuckin pain niga
Leave you stankin nigga what the fuck you thinkin nigg
>Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
They're starting to drop off, but this one is still good.
James is a great name, just stick with that.
>Hey dad. Can we practice out on the rink later?
>No son, you are a homosex
xD ah jeez classic dad!
they would have just replaced him with another leafs dicksucker anyway
probably avery, he spent the entire playoffs trying to appeal to leafs fans and they ate it all up. literally
>wtf i love sean avery now!
..and the one fish says to the other fish, "You know how to drive one of these things??"...
=D
I remember I would ask my dad "how do you feel" and he would say "with my hands"
that's the only dad joke I can think of right now
gonna be a gorgeous evening
>Hey dad, whats up?
>The ceiling and the sky
ohnonononono 10 year old me absolutely BTFO
ive never heard my dad laugh before
what do you call a man with a rubber toe??
>Roberto
its way too fucking hot outside
that's because your not funny
Shut the fuck up, Yuma.
what is pulju's alarm clock tune?
>20-30 goals
imagine
To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run.
The rotation of earth really makes my day.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
I’ve never gone to a gun range before. I decided to give it a shot!
>wakka wakka
You been a great audience, Good Night
Yuma more like gravel pit shithole
you were born to be a dad user. you should find a good girl and wife her
Hockey is NOT for everyone
why does ken holland keep ourboy as a hostage
*walks up to the stage*
*unfolds paper from suit jacket pocket*
*clears throat*
*taps mic with hand*
*takes mic out of stand*
How yall doing tonight?
*takes mic*
*puts it up to my ass*
*farts*
Fuck trump and fuck white peepoe
I quite prefer white peepee over other types of peepee
just a zooma from yuma wearing pumas at the gym doin zumba with robert downey jr.
so powerful, this why diversity is our strength
love trump love whites
>Fuck trump and fuck white peepoe
wait, was that sound of your fart???? =/
>your gonna want to be a doctor
Remember /hoc/ colon health is important
EAT YOUR GOD DAMN ONIONS
im cant afford to give my child hockey right now. i dont want to be a failuredad.
>wanna hear a joke about my dick?
>never mind, it's too long
I mean, nobody wants to die young because their poopers broken..Right???
AMATEUR NITE AT THE COMEDY CLUB
*walks on stage
*dabs brow with hankerchief
*Coughs
*grabs mic
*high pitched feedback
*AHEM
.
.
.
>rags
holy based
Whaaats the deal with Gudbransson? He should be called BADbransson aha alright now youve been great
firing up the switch
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
>Because they're so good at it.
you'll know when the time is right if it's something you want to do
Hope you have your IPAs at the ready
My dad likes to rhyme all the time.
he's a poet, and likely hasn't it realized just yet
thinking about Cats in the Cradle by Harry Chapin and the feels it brings
checked and based
What game? I'm playing FF7 right now
i see my dad every day because i still live at home
my oldman is still a cablecuck. ive showed him multiple zoomer ways to stream shows and sports but he still prefers cable.
does he smoke weed, ted?
how dare you
LITTLE BOY BLUE AND THE MAN IN THE MOON
My old man died form a bad joke. Gave him holocaust flashbacks passed down from his great grandfather twice removed (from the gas chamber). Horrible stuff
there is literally nothing wrong with IPAs
My dad thinks its terrible what our country has done to african americans with slavery and thinks we should have just let them stay in Africa. I think its the most redpilled ive ever seen anyone be
I’ll drink pretty much anything with alcohol in it.
My favorite beer flavor is pine tree too
There's literally nothing wrong with casual racism.
my dad has Bell fibe, he pays like $100/month for it and it's literal garbage. He's had to have a technician come put at least 5 times, and have the box replaced at least 3. Slow and unresponsive UI. I don't know how anyone can put up with it let alone PAY for it when there are far superior AND cheaper options available
Fuck niggers is casual racism.
Not liking the turn this thread is taking?
In and of themselves no. But IPAs make up such a percentage of the market share that most breweries have taken to just overhopping a beer to the point it tastes like shampoo and calling it an IPA.
A well done one is really nice, but most aren't.
N______
K____
S____
F______
This is the list of those not allowed in hockey
you just listed a bunch of letters you moron
>hits pipe
>no one on the list because /hoc/ IS for every one
hate america
based
Me too except for my state
I miss bing bingposting desu
stouts > all >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> IPAs
Cringe
niggers
knights fans
sharks fans
fags
obsessed and seething
BASED
ayo you white bois is aight n shiet, dat nigga sam one crazy as hell nigga
S for sunbelt
>knights fans
>fags
You listed fags twice.
should i shit first or work out first
ah so you're right, I think the f is for finns
>moon landing was 50 years ago
Shit in the squat rack
nice cold lager for me thanks
I landed on your moms moons last night m8
>drinking beer
>not hard liquor instead
I’m not a teds fan
clean your grill, ted
Roll the dice baby
just threw up a little thinking about teds disgusting grill
SAM? SAM!! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU SAM?! YOU WERE SUPPOSED GO HE HERE BY NOW SAM
it seasons the meat as it cooks though
me either breh, but straight vodka is my drink of choice, or sometimes a screwdriver
Sammy are you okay, are you okay?
Are you okay Sammy?
So does salt and garlic, disgusting freak.
business idea: beer coffee
many such cases
Business idea: my foot up your ass
Business idea: hockey with beer ice
I share my birthday with Huberdeau apparently which is pretty goddamn nifty
Business idea: drink myself to death
How does one always manage to get inside no matter how careful I am
you disgusting fuck
menshealth.com
Excellent post
i am 1 day younger than ek65. its makes me feel old when everybody basically considers him into his twilight years now.
Yum
just kidding, im not ted. Just falseflagging for (yous) lol
holla nigga. step tha fuck up. i just dont give a fuck. im fuckin og of manitoba, and baddest nigga on my block
Me too fren
I’ve been cooking my meat to no hotter than 140 degrees my whole life and I’ve never gotten sick
just hack darts in the house, the smell keeps them away
being worried about bacteria is for pussies
Unironically checking the cleanliness of grills whenever im at a friends house or neighbors with grills because of the Akron menace known as Ted
I like my tubesteak raw, smothered in underwear
thingken about going to the bar
Pussy is dirtier than a grill and your mom hasn’t gotten me sick yet.
Me in back
Okay grug
Gays have lost their subtlety
1v1 me in pool, fgt
How about you 1v1 wrestle me in bed you faggot
hockey
No thanks, i got beer to drink and shots to sink
Let’s see how many fit in your ass
Niggers
Kippers
Sun belt
Faggots
lets do VR pool, I will crush you
Too much anxiety for a real bad, huh?
Who wants my penis
get lost queers
Who wants my foreskin cheese? I used garlic and other herbs
for me? Its Big Buck Trophy Hunt or Golden Tee as far as bar games go
well unless you want to drive up to Oakville
getting on the GO train now, you're finished bud
I like to run up and push all the balls into the pockets when someone else is playing.
For me, it's darts
big buck is a good choice my man
Obsession with phallic objects
my dad was an alcohol so i spent a lot of time playing that with him as a wee lad, it was fun
snooker right?
love hockey
love memes
love a good shitpost
love jannies
love NSFW posts on a SFW board
hate sneed
hate contrians
hate /pol/
hate anit-reddit spergs
simple as.
Your dick looks like a dart? Grim
>love jannies
Ted was a mistake
absolute mess of a post.
clean your FUCKING grill
MY EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE TRAMPLING AT THE ZOO
WE WASHED OURSELVES IN RANDYS BLOOD AND ALL THE REDNECKS TOO
WE'RE TAKING DOWN THE JERK MACHINE, TWO BY TWO BY TWO
THE /HOC/ MAN MARCHES ON
GONNA TAKE MY /HOC/ TO THE OLD TOWN RINK
IM GONNA SKATE TILL I CSNT NO MORE
LOVE america
LOVE canada
LOVE finland
HATE sweden
HATE /cric/
HATE gre*se
this may be the post
Hate Canada
Hate Finland
Hate Sweden
Hate ted
Love randy
Love grills
Love American
Love rings
Scrimple as
how is this so based yet so cringe?
Love darts
Love brews
Love casual bigotry in conversation
Love sports (hockey, football, boxing)
Hate queers
Hate stupid bullshit (soccer, baseball, the other ones)
Hate women in the workplace
Hate the offseason
Because it’s true
Canada cringe
Love Taylor Swift
Love Taylor Swift
Love Taylor Swift
Love The Offspring
Canada was in fact a mistake greater than ted
Hate Taylor Swift
Hate the offspring
Hate steely dan
Getting a little better
just got a boner
I'm afraid that's not possible
So ted and Canada walk into a bar
They’re both kicked out immediately
Canada looks to Ted and says “that was the second bigger mistake of my life”
They both say in unison “the first was my birth”
gonna drop some icecubes in my bong and smoke a fatty bowl boys
>love jannies
>hate anit-reddit spergs
This post would be based if not for these
Cooe
Well, don't just sit there and look at it
Masturbation is a sin
USA and Canada are BEST FRIENDS and any American who says otherwise is a pinko commie traitor who should be executed
You have to go back
finland is my best friend
LOVE hoc
LOVE sweden
LOVE other hoc countries as well (see beaver map)
HATE non hoc countries
it's literally that simple folks
very EXCELLENT post
based
Cringe
SHANT be replying to a sw*de
bases
RIP danmark
>Sweden
No
i like sweden
just had a quick toke and caught a bit of resin, going to clean my piece but it reminds me of how fucked up i use to get on resin when i was 16
I don’t like Sweden or Canada. Neither are particularly good at hockei
9/11
24/7
thinking about sexual reassignment surgery
94146021
>t. /cric/
thinking about joining an erp guild for classic
/curl/
imagine how much she hates melnyk
Hulkamaniac
My dick wasn't prepared for this
I'm voting for the candidate that plans to outlaw /cric/
EAT PUSSY
A
T
P
U
S
S
Y
Can anyone order me a pie from based gagan the pizza wiz?
Who and/or what?
does boi pusy count
no faggot
dont call me a faggot
He makes pizzas. get a clue
how much do you usually spend on a Dominos order?
$0
Rekt
just did a pro gamer move, lads
Any thoughts tonight?
Not tonight, not ever
At the gym right now lads
go knights
Neighbor is playing Nickleback loudly outside, lads. Its 100 yards away and from his truck
a nice long healthy sleeps improves the day but means less conscious time to enjoy the day
For me, it's
1. Panthers
2. Avs
3. Isles
4. Canucks
5. Habs
6. Sens
7. Blues
8. Red Wings
9. Hurricanes
10. Devils
11. Golden Knights
12. Caps
13. Ducks
14. Stars
15. Blue Jackets
16. Preds
17. Kings
18. Yotes
19. Jets
20. Sabres
21. Bruins
22. Flames
23. Penguins
24. Flyers
25. Wild
26. Oilers
27. Blackhawks
28. Lightning
29. Rangers
30. Sharks
31. Leafs
1 is LOVE, 15 is true neutral don't care, 31 is 'ATE
workin on it
The only time I enjoy the day is when I’m unconscious
>not bottom 3 like >we usually are
I'll take it lad
where do you rate the seattle onions
Cringe
Who is >your team lad?
They don't even exist yet, how could I rate them?
seattle hot pockets
basedattle chai breakfasts
A man named nate kish sucked my cock and he enjoyed it
god damn this thread is bad
Cope
Oh yeah I can't outright hate you guys. You have a memorable cast of lads but it's Boston so I had to demote you that low. Thanks for Accari btw, he seems decent
How about you make some unbad posts then?
gain sex
>he only rates teams that exist
grim
take a clue
Shant have sex
Acciari is a gud boi, local lad and he plays his hardest every shift. You guys got a good one, but with >our roster composition and at that cap hit I won't be too sad to see him go
My most hate teasm? Tie between la anahiam Tampa pittsburth tornoto Calgary Vancouver Vegas Minnesota Chicago both new yoks ottawa st Louis Nashville
Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya
>no mention of >laffs
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Sounds good bruv, I'm sure >we'll use him well with Q on our bench. Good luck next year
beat it dweeb
watching RIck and Morty....My brain is growing ama
Scratch that Mr. Leaf I'm retarded
You too bud, I'm expecting you guys to make the ploffs, maybe even pass the >laffs
Cringe
thinking about what happens when you die
I am also thinking about nothing
You start your exact same life again. It's an endless loop.
how the fuck we just get depth like that
Plucking some nose hairs
Oh so hell is real
BRINNNNNGGGEEEEE
some guy named jim benning that nucks fans hate for some reason
I'll fix things soon enough.
Decay
we would hate anyone no matter what, did you see how hard gary got booed?
Lads do hairlines really just 'mature' and stay put or is that just a euphemism for I'm actually balding at 20
Imagine being dumb enough to offer sheet a F*nn
N
Post yfw the nucks miss the playoffs again
Y-yeah me too
Yes.
a mature hairline hasn't really stopped balding though its just slowed to the point its essentially stopped.
2021 you'll be back
t. knower
mfw lmao (laughing my arms off)
I'll enjoy that sweet first round pick this year then
You'll just have to get old and find out
the west could actually be competitive next year so yeah it wouldn't be surprising
Soilers mentality
Sad
>post yfw the wild finish 8th or 9th again and don't accomplish anything
Not really. The Canucks limped their way out of the bottom 5 this year due to an unimaginably shit pacific. Giving them an extra year to grow and develop while maintaining that first round pick in whats supposedly an extremely deep draft while being "guaranteed" a 2021 playoff slot where you give the pick up is a much better outcome.
I really hope so because I'm finally getting on the right track in life and then just losing my hair despite everything else going great would really suck
now this is an exclusion list i can get behind
I feel that user, but its honestly better in the long run to just accept what will be will be and stop worrying about it.
When I was 17 I thought I'd be bald by the time I'd hit 20. I'm 25 now and my hairline is exactly the same. Its vegeta-tier, but its there. You never know.
why can't hockey start again i want to see oskar sundqvist fall over and concuss other players
wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I found that on an optometrist website.
pretty much
Metro
1.Caps
2.canes
3.isles
4.devils (WC#1)
5.Pengs
6.flyers
7.>rags
8.teds
Atlantic
1.blots
2.habs
3.leafs
4.sabres (WC#2)
5.bruins (miss out by two points)
6.panthers
7.wings
8.sens
Central
1.Avalanche
2.Blues
3.Stars
4.Jets (WC#2)
5.Perds
6.mild
7.hawks
Pacific
1.flames
2.coyotes
3.knights
4.oilers (WC#1)
5.Canucks
6.sharks
7.ducks
8.kings
SCF is Avalanche habs, habs in 7
Sammy what's the word tonight
Tfw perfect hairline with no baldies on either side of my family
I’m thinking. Stay tuned to find out what
Think I'll be changing the (4)channel
Trade kitties for Sabres and Oilers for Canucks and we have a deal
business idea: the rover comes back, but he has no stick. He's there to lay hits and disrupt
oh and presidents trophy winner is tampa again
bracket goes like this
caps over devils in 6
isles over canes in 5
blots over sabres in 5
habs over laffs in 7
Avalanche over jets in 4
Stars over blues in 7
flames over oilers in 7
yotes over knights in 5
isles over caps in 7
habs over blots in 6
avalanche over stars in 7
flames over yotes in 5
habs over isles in 6
avalanche over flames in 7
kitties will get hampered by injuries again and canucks are iffy also.
this is the most retarded thing I’ve ever looked at
>avs sweep jets
lol umm no i dont think so sweaty
>this is your mind on anime
shit list
They damn near swept the Flames
nice blue line you got there
give me yours then and we rate em
Be warned.
IM THINKING ABOUT THE GYM
DO post >rags
>rags
not replying to any weebs tonight
strong mind lad keep that for life
>4.sabres (WC#2)
as fucken if lel
Here's update 2020
Jets (win west)
Avs
Preds
Hawks wc1
Blues wc2
Mild
Stars
Oilers
Yotes
Sharks
Knights
Flames
Ducks
Kings
Nucks (third last)
Habs (pres)
Bruins
Panthers
Wings wc2
Lightniing
Sabers (win lottery)
Leafs
Sens (second last)
Caps
Flyers
isles
Pens wc1
Ted
Rags
Debs
Canes (dead last)
Laine Richard
Scheifle Hart
Wheeler Ross
Niku Norris
Laine Smythe
Berdin Vezina
Jets > blues
Avs > preds
Oilers > hawks
Yotes > sharks
Jets > avs
Oilers > yotes
Jets > oilers
Habs > wings
Bruins > panthers
Caps > pens
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Bout to do some weighted decline bench sit-ups
my dad was having some cheese the other day and i asked him what kind of cheese it was and he replied "nacho cheese"
based and holypilled
sam shut up the jets are trash and not making the finals
My mom says I've been eating too much cheese lately.
imagine being such a zoomer you fail at a decades old joke
does your dad blast Nickleback in his truck with the door wide open, by chance?
#Fags4Rags
Why tho? Do leg raises instead
My dad was eating a sandwich the other day and I asked him what kind of sandwich and he said the kind where I wish you were never born
My dad eats like a fucking animal so I try to leave the room
based
my dad was having some crackers the other day and i asked what kind of crackers and he didn't answer because he's dead
My dad is a pescatarian
My animal fucks like an eating dad so I try to leave the room.
No thanks, I’m straight
both of my grandmas struggle against dementia but both grandpas are fine. not sure if i need to worry.
Dementia is fun once you get past that awkward stage of being half there half not
I don't have demension
>skipping legs
Don't say he didn't warn you
I don’t remember if I have dementia
t. swept
I do squats and deadlifts my man
how many push ups you lads do today so far?
I only do push-ups on tuesdays and thursdays as a part of my cardio which is usually about 80-90
Eat a relatively clean diet, get decent exercise, and don't smoke like a fucking chimney. My brother's 42, does the exact opposite of those, and he's constantly both talking and replying to himself. He wasn't doing that shit 10 years ago. But if you fuck with your body, your body fucks with you.
Is this you?
Based
>rags
>both talking and replying to himself.
sounds like a 4channeler
Everyone here is actually me after all
Where'd you get this pic of me?
reall good point user
I wish
No I do upper body shit too
Further proof that curling and volleyball have the hottest female athletes.
Who fucking said my name?
Thanks
eating an avocado
>I wish
Literally why
>The only time I enjoy the day is when I’m unconscious
I see you're a man of culture as well
just said some prayers before bed
Mirin those legs senpai
there might be two of us. MIGHT be
Mark Rippetoe approves
ive been compromised
thiking about pusy
based power bottom
Anyone know what is up with the static in the right channel during the chorus? It happens in my own version of the album so I know it's not specific to this video.
yeah mate its this
*farts*
zyzz had the ideal body IMO and he hardly worked legs. one day a week is all you need so you don't look chicken legged
It's the planes hitting the world trade centre
>zyzz
my ideal body is one that doesnt give me a heart attack at age 22
gettin er ready yet?
What if I currently swim to lose excess fat and then plan to lift after reaching skelly mode?
god was jealous of his gainz
he had heart problems that ran in his family and he was on gear. lots of people have similar physiques and are healthy.
evening update: just met some qts
Idk why /fit/ shits on rippetoe so hard, ss is gold
i still miss him
youtube.com
Or he should've just cycled steroids instead of doing them non-stop. Also, there was that pesky thing called cocaine that he got into.
probably healthier to lift throughout your weight loss
ss is good. It's his GOMAD theory that's fucking nuts.
local autist doesn't get joke, more at 11
>2011 was 30 years ago
where does the time go fellas
/hoc/ is for sickcunts only
isn't SS like 90% squats?
Ive had threads last hours of me replying to myself
whats stopping you right now?
end of thread reminder about a certain player awakening
ya mad brah?
I thought the SS was Nazis.
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nü
Eh Gomad does what it’s supposed to do, but that much dairy can’t be good for your health
It’s kind of a last resort type thing for ectomorphs who can’t gain weight
3x5 squats 3 times a week
Bench and deadlift alternate together
Overhead and rows alternate together
Decline sit-ups every day (though desu I only do them 3x a week)
Curls/skullcrushers once a week
Forgot dips with bench and deadlift
Chinups with overhead and rows
>t. boston
It's 12:50 now. I don't want to wait over 10 hours for more. Just give me a quick tl;dr