/heem/ I’m back edition

askren is done
holm is done
rockhold is DONE
jones is a bum

wmma main event this week
previous

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youtube.com/watch?v=PfAb7Dq6KSk
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Cejudo is an annoying and cringey faggot. DJ losing his belt was the worst thing to happen

Why is it I'm 19 and Adesanya is more of a Zoomer than me

Cejudo made manlet MMA cool again. No one wants to watch DJ play XBOX.

Will Smif end yet another's fighter?

twitch.tv/waderweidoan

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This meme I personally created myself is so much better now that Masvidal heemed Askren. I made the meme

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Funny pictures aren't a meme. They're just funny pictures. A meme is a series of variating pictures involving the same joke.

I only just realised the Twitch name waderweidoan is a Schaubism

>1 million views

youtube.com/watch?v=Npfa4i8ws5M

Yes but I made that specific meme in particular. Me, I made it

I thought that was a joke account due to it almost sounding like Schwabs catchphrase "WADER WE DOIN HERE"

Utterly based.

I invented Toilet Till.

twitchy is going off on wmma

>There are shills who are actually trying to push this.

Which meme?

Street Jesus

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This is the webm

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>Tfw Twitchy is using my Streep post as a talking point
Based

Who in the UFC is junior albini making happy?

TwitchGOD, how do you think you'd do in a wrestling match against Spain?

She's beating on kailin Curran I think

Kailin Curran if I remember correctly

Twitchy name 5 of your favourite Kinos right now

Pena is back

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>He makes memes now, my man makes memes!

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Thoughts on Anniie Oakley?

Toilet till

Askren started off his last fight vs lawler with a takedown.
Masvidal started off his last fight vs Till with a running dick kick.

Did Askren do no homework for this fight or was he just gonna do his own thing? Even Khabib was cautious with Barboza and his kicking abilities so he made sure never to be in that distance.

Funny that you have a favourite Kino from the Douglas father and the Douglas son

Who is going to the Sacramento card?

>Takes steroids
>Only squats 185

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no one stop asking. no one wants to visit the shit covered, needle infested steeets of basedfornia

(You)

they're royalty

Mmanlets btfo

He only used it to help with his weight cutting

Sorry, it's just I thought it'd be cool to watch Emmet and Ricky Simon and the big Ladd

And only for the fight against Cejudo

Who is going to the Anaheim card?

Cejugoat making dj fags seeth a year later truly based

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The PEDs or the squats?

I want to go the Sactown card but it's expensive so I can only imagine how expensive the tickets would be for the Anaheim card

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Just how expensive is it?

PED's. He was anemic from the strict diet he was on to make 125 lbs so he took the EPO to restore his erythropoietin levels

>mma
>real sport

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I paid $715.70 for my two tickets to the anaheim card. I'm sure you can find some cheap seats the day of. Live fights are fun even in the nosebleed sections. Think of the energy when the arena goes dark and California Love hits.

Dan Shea wish your girlfriend was toothless like me?
Dan Shea wish your girlfriend was a sperg like me?
Dan Shea? Dan Shea?
Dan Shea wish your girlfriend was a manlet like me?
Dan Shea wish your girlfriend was in vegas like me?
Dan Shea? (Ah-ah-ah) Dan Shea?

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For Sactown its 90-110$ per ticket and thats for bad seats

Dan Shea wish your girlfriend was a retard like me?
Dan Shea wish your girlfriend was jobless like me?
Dan Shea? Dan Shea?
Dan Shea wish your girlfriend was in henderson like me?
Dan Shea wish your girlfriend was 724 like me?
Dan Shea? (Ah-ah-ah) Dan Shea?

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Dan Shea wish your girlfriend made threads like me?
Dan Shea wish your girlfriend was ugly like me?
Dan Shea? Dan Shea?
Dan Shea wish your girlfriend had thick frames like me?
Dan Shea wish your girlfriend was in an unhappy marriage like me?
Dan Shea? (Ah-ah-ah) Dan Shea?

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$110 here for decent seats in the 100s.

sacramento.craigslist.org/tix/d/san-jose-ufc-sacramento-great-seats/6930991638.html

Dan Shea wish your girlfriend read youtube comments like me?
Dan Shea wish your girlfriend was from hawaii like me?
Dan Shea? Dan Shea?
Dan Shea wish your girlfriend's wife's family lived in florida like me?
Dan Shea wish your girlfriend had no prospects like me?
Dan Shea? (Ah-ah-ah) Dan Shea?

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I just realized something. No one is unbeatable lmao.

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Lads...... im starting to really miss Tyquil. We wanted him gone but he was replaced with someone even worse. Tyron fought 5 times while holding the belt.
We all complained that Tyquil was boring but Snoozeman has 12 wins in the UFC but only 2 finishes.
ARE YOU HAPPY DANA!? ARE YOU HAPPY!? This is what you wanted.
Colby you're our only hope

You took a bit of a break recently. I wonder what could be the reason.

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vice news is airing a feature on bare knuckle fc right now. ceo said they were "well on their way" to 40k ppv buys for paulie vs artem

i'll beat the fucking shit out of you kid. I was in the military.

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Why is the legless wonder pretending he is English?

DJ was scared of TJ and Cejudo flushed both of them. All he had to do was move up and get TJs belt but he was too scared and prefered to play it safe.

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1 month ban. Had to lay low.

finna heem

That actually does look pretty solid

Max is fucking finished. He got taken down by zombie Bumtega in the fourth round.
Olympic Gold Wrestling Champion Henry will fucking demolish him.

Fuck off spammy

I flushed prime schaub would heem ngannou. I flushed you for a month. I own airplane and lukas and derek.

>Dog steps on my nuts I yell
>He runs away straight into the patio door
>Double glazing tanks the blow, but the dog gets gadooshed
>Get straight back up and walks it off
My dog could heem your dog, because my dog is unheemable.

Thats even funnier now because he was hyping 200k buys last week

Henry Cejudo is unironically going to be the first ever triple weight champ. Triple C will become Quad C.
Many thanks to Dustin for putting the cracks in Max's chin to make Cringejudo's job easier.

Moderators: This is a Finnish proxy. Finns are cucks.

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>prime schaub would heem ngannou
He would though

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>Hop in.
>Oh, sorry, bad choice of words. I suppose you do need legs to hop.

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Actually DJ declined the proposed fight with TJ at 125 lbs. His excuse was that he wanted more money because it was a super fight

>he took EPO to restore his EPO levels
snake in the grass

at least it's not scat images

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>doing my job for free
Based retard

Why would you say that? He's a kid and learns that shit now.

at least it’s not child pornography haha ha

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I think what makes spammy so angry is the fact that he knows full well everyone in this general can heem him.
All of us benefit from the veil of anonymity. We are able to see all of the other posters as manlets, punchlets, chinlets. This is quite common in humans, so it is easy to imagine yourself heeming all of the bums in the general.
However, spammy cannot engage in this behaviour, because he is a leglet.
Hahahahaha. Literally fucking CM Punk could heem him.

What are the maximum height and penis length requirements to join Team Alpha Male? 5'8" and 5"?

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based spammy

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smokeshow on the right

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DISCORD BLESS

>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)02:36:02 No.94143844▶
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> no one stop asking. no one wants to visit the shit covered, needle infested steeets of basedfornia
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>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)02:36:37 No.94143851▶
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> (You)
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>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)02:36:50 No.94143854▶
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> they're royalty
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>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)02:36:52 No.94143855▶
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> Mmanlets btfo
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>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)02:38:02 No.94143866▶
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> He only used it to help with his weight cutting
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>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)02:38:05 No.94143867▶
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> Sorry, it's just I thought it'd be cool to watch Emmet and Ricky Simon and the big Ladd
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>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)02:39:30 No.94143882▶
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> And only for the fight against Cejudo
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>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)02:40:11 No.94143892▶
> Who is going to the Anaheim card?
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>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)02:41:03 No.94143900▶
>File: CejuGOAT.png (1.48 MB, 1334x750)
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> Cejugoat making dj fags seeth a year later truly based
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>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)02:41:03 No.94143901▶
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> The PEDs or the squats?
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>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)02:42:24 No.94143921▶
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> I want to go the Sactown card but it's expensive so I can only imagine how expensive the tickets would be for the Anaheim card
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>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)02:45:49 No.94143960▶
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> Just how expensive is it?
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>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)02:45:50 No.94143961▶
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> PED's. He was anemic from the strict diet he was on to make 125 lbs so he took the EPO

That literal smokeshow is as tall as Cejudo

why?

>
> >There are shills who are actually trying to push this.
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>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)02:17:35 No.94143665▶
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> Which meme?
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>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)02:20:29 No.94143689▶
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> Street Jesus
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>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)02:21:01 No.94143695▶
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> This is the webm
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>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)02:23:13 No.94143716▶
> >Tfw Twitchy is using my Streep post as a talking point
> Based
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>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)02:23:44 No.94143724▶
> Who in the UFC is junior albini making happy?
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>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)02:25:07 No.94143736▶
> TwitchGOD, how do you think you'd do in a wrestling match against Spain?
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>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)02:25:23 No.94143738▶
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> She's beating on kailin Curran I think
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>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)02:25:55 No.94143745▶
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> Kailin Curran if I remember correctly
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>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)02:26:36 No.94143750▶
> Twitchy name 5 of your favourite Kinos right now

youtube.com/watch?v=PfAb7Dq6KSk
YEAH I'M THINKING HE'S BACK.
>my girlfriend's so damn young they think she's been kidnapped
Absolutely based. Absolute tune and a half. Baby shark ben is shaken.

Sure feels good to have legs.

>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)03:15:40 No.94144373▶
> youtube.com/watch?v=PfAb7Dq6KSk
> YEAH I'M THINKING HE'S BACK.
> >my girlfriend's so damn young they think she's been kidnapped
> Absolutely based. Absolute tune and a half. Baby shark ben is shaken.
>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)03:15:40 No.94144373▶
> youtube.com/watch?v=PfAb7Dq6KSk
> YEAH I'M THINKING HE'S BACK.
> >my girlfriend's so damn young they think she's been kidnapped
> Absolutely based. Absolute tune and a half. Baby shark ben is shaken.
>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)03:15:40 No.94144373▶
> youtube.com/watch?v=PfAb7Dq6KSk
> YEAH I'M THINKING HE'S BACK.
> >my girlfriend's so damn young they think she's been kidnapped
> Absolutely based. Absolute tune and a half. Baby shark ben is shaken.
>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)03:15:40 No.94144373▶
> youtube.com/watch?v=PfAb7Dq6KSk
> YEAH I'M THINKING HE'S BACK.
> >my girlfriend's so damn young they think she's been kidnapped
> Absolutely based. Absolute tune and a half. Baby shark ben is shaken.
>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)03:15:40 No.94144373▶
> youtube.com/watch?v=PfAb7Dq6KSk
> YEAH I'M THINKING HE'S BACK.
> >my girlfriend's so damn young they think she's been kidnapped
> Absolutely based. Absolute tune and a half. Baby shark ben is shaken.
>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)03:15:40 No.94144373▶
> youtube.com/watch?v=PfAb7Dq6KSk
> YEAH I'M THINKING HE'S BACK.
> >my girlfriend's so damn young they think she's been kidnapped
> Absolutely based. Absolute tune and a half. Baby shark ben is shaken.
>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)03:15:40 No.94144373▶
> youtube.com/watch?v=PfAb7Dq6KSk
> YEAH I'M THINKING HE'S BACK.
> >my girlfriend's so damn young they think she's been kidnapped
> Absolutely based. Absolute tune and a half. Bab

its not like he can run from it

how can he even call out kamaru after getting absolutely embarrassed?

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very embarrassing

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i got him all revved up boys

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he told vice 120-180k. looks very shady. i just hope paulie got paid in full.

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Randy Couture holy fucking based

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>You know I'm an actor
>a damn good rapper
>got so many babies
>Conor is a tapper
T-Wood was sabotaged by Dana because of their feud. He was drugged before the fight, that's why he does literally nothing. Marty is finished if the Tyron that flushed Till was there.
He wins the rematch.

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let's rev that engine some more

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my friend said it's very sexy. amazonians

Based Derek

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>ANY TIME
> WWW.TWITTER.COM/PUNISHER_BASS
> DEREK SCHOTT
> 100 TWIN OAKS DRIVE
> BELLEVILLE ILLINOIS
> ANY TIME
> WWW.TWITTER.COM/PUNISHER_BASS
> DEREK SCHOTT
> 100 TWIN OAKS DRIVE
> BELLEVILLE ILLINOIS
> ANY TIME
> WWW.TWITTER.COM/PUNISHER_BASS
> DEREK SCHOTT
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>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)03:19:54 No.94144433▶
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> he told vice 120-180k. looks very shady. i just hope paulie got paid in full.
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>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)03:20:19 No.94144440▶
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> Randy Couture holy fucking based
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>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)03:20:48 No.94144447▶
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> >You know I'm an actor
> >a damn good rapper
> >got so many babies
> >Conor is a tapper
> T-Wood was sabotaged by Dana because of their feud. He was drugged before the fight, that's why he does literally nothing. Marty is finished if the Tyron that flushed Till was there.
> He wins the rematch.
>>>
>Anonymous 07/11/19(Thu)03:20:51 No.94144450▶
>
> let's rev that engine some more

It's pretty clear he does it for the ban. Probably makes him feel like a rebel.

Absolute unit

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CLOSE THE BORDER CONCENTRATION CAMPS ITS ANOTHER HOLOCAUST

SHUT DOWN HOMELAND SECURITY

LET THEM IN

KILL ALL WHITE """"""""""""""""""""""""""""PEOPLE""""""""""""""""""""


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FUCK ANYONE WHO IS A CONSERVATIVE CHRISTIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

I LOVE BATMAN THE ANIMATED SERIES

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aren't amazonians supposed to be like 6 feet tall + ? he's just short as fuck

Amazonians or short people are sexy?

what baffles me is the amount of time it gets for him to be banned, and jannies wonder why nobody likes them, meanwhile anything slightly off topic in gamethreads gets deleted as soon as possible, i know Yea Forums is a wasteland but this is embarrassing

fuck this nigger

If they're twins, why is Nikki so much uglier than Brie?

Horse meat. Nikki hit it, Brie didn't. Brie is also happily married, Nikki is a spinster.

its just one of those days where you don't wanna wake up

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Everyone talking about how McGregor has aged but have you seen Rockhold recently? Wtf

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Are you fucking retarded? Cejudo is 5’4 and she’s barely taller than him in heels. How is she an Amazonian?

Conor doesn't look so good

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He always looked old. Now he looks really old.

Is it safe to post now? My hilarious heem appropriate dog anecdote was gadooshed by spammy's autistic screeching.

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it makes sense between bisping and romero probably took like 15 years off his life. Jan took another 10

twitter.com/MMABudz/status/1148720428770197506 can i say based?

lmao based, does Zingano actually think she could beat Amanda nowadays?

wish you would've used my OP

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potato quality but man Hearns had a stupid reach

pretty much jon jones build 50 years ago

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Yeah except Hearns's reach was legit and Jon Jones isn't

Yeah this
Can't extend your fingas

how was he such a power puncher with a slenderman frame?

*wins*

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tfw you will never get her pregnant

Words change mate. The fact is that the old school idea of a meme is just no longer as valid as it's use in Facebook shorthand for "funny image".

Hearns' reach was just 78 inches though

Image macros are memes, but not all memes are image macros.

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holy shit

>Sonny Liston was 6ft with a whopping 84'' reach

also we need to bring back this tale of the tape

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>Gets injured for 8 months at u

mamacita

*sips*

what's to stop someone from low-dosing a fighter with acid or some shit, that would be wild

reminds me of that boxer who started acting super weird while fighting Lennox Lewis, turning away from him and crying and shit

i'm so genetically inferior and its too late for me to compensate for it like Benavidez has..

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i used to ____ guys like you in high school

>inflict significant bodily harm

What emotion is he trying to convey here?

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so fit...

Askren wasn't out, i saw a thumbs up from him

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Yeah, watch out boxing community, you're about to get fricking EXPOSED

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ahhh save me one fc

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Khabib will beat Poirier.

>a guy streams himself browsing heem
This is the funniest thing about this general in maybe 3 years

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true unfortunately

i don't think ill ever get tire of watching this heem. Much like Jones heeming DC

Jorge tapped

Twitchy remember that time when you picked Diego Sanchez to win?

Unfortunate? More like fortunate.

Who took this photo? D-Bry?

youtube.com/watch?v=9jJark-NU4M

He was pulsing, USADA was in the caveman era back then

Based manlet

Cejudo fighting the winner of Frankie and Max makes my penis ROCK HARD

tiny little american pecker rock hard

It's genuinely getting to the point where his fights seem fixed, he makes these guys look like they're not even trying.

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obsessed

your country is literally nothing, it barely exists.. I had to google it

He lost to Conor and Al

haha

That was mean

someone please explain why twitchy is saying things that aren’t heem posts

unbased

I had to call my local university's vexillology expert to figure out what your flag is and even he needed to consult a few collegues before we figured out what it was. That's how irrelevant it is.

Germaine de Randamie vs. Aspen Ladd
Urijah Faber vs. Ricky Simon
Josh Emmett vs. Mirsad Bektic
Karl Roberson vs. Wellington Turman
Marvin Vettori vs. Cezar Ferreira

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khabib is undefeated

twitchy do you get compensated for your work?

>he doesnt know about the netherlands

first of all you embarrass us
and second of all the netherlands is amazing and you'd know if you werent poor and could afford to travel more than 10 miles from your home

imagine getting on your proxy to samefag on heem

so youre too dumb to reset your router and delete cookies?

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Nice proxy fag

dicklet cope

Cope manlet dicklet seethe yikes

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don't forget your bagel

Germaine
Urijah "One More Run at the Strap" Faber
Emmett
Karl
Marvin

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Julia Budd vs. Olga Rubin
Rafael Carvalho vs. Chidi Njokuani
Juliana Velasquez vs. Kristina Williams
Ed Ruth vs. Kiichi Kunimoto

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I REFUSE TO WATCH THIS CARD

same here, bee

the manlet won that fight off camera, big dumbass jumped right into his guard

the next ppv isn't much better

literally who

Twitchy getting worked up over people he does not know

L A D D
Simon
Bektic
Robertson
Vettori

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Ladd
Faber
Emmett
Turman
Mutante

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Why do you think they employ women with big asses to be sledge hammerers?

Throw in Elkins vs Hall to make it 6 fights

Rubin
Chidi Bang Bang
Velasquez
The Great Asian Hope

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we can do a separate one for the prelims

you'll be here

It's against heem rules

>UFC Fight Night: de Randamie vs. Ladd
Only watching the Bektić fight the day after
>UFC on ESPN: dos Anjos vs. Edwards
Only googling the result of the RDA and the Hardy fights. Not even gonna rewatch unless there are good heems.
>UFC 240
Only watching the Holloway fight the day after.
>UFC on ESPN: Covington vs. Lawler
Probably gonna wake up to see the Colby fight live just for the memes. Not gonna watch the rest.
>UFC Fight Night: Shevchenko vs. Carmouche 2
Skipping altogether
>UFC 241
Waking up for Romero, Diaz and DC. Though I expect Romero and Diaz to pull out or something.

Lots of cards the coming month but like 5 good fights in total. Grim as fuck.

Why is Hall even on the fucking prelims bros? He is easily Fight Night main card tier at this point. Dana is so shaken by him. He ends the Khabib meme.

you'll be here

>long post

Disgusting casual

I will only tune in to watch urijah get flushed

You're like the dude calling guys "faggots" when they reject 1/10 landwhales. Have some standards, kid. Don't ruin your sleep schedule for bum fights.

Are all Dutch fags or is it just one guy

How old are you, my dude?

25

then you will be sorely disappointed to see his redemption arc unfold

kek who knows

the majority of them are, but they have some decent posters

Ok, you are the kid here. t. 30 yo boomer

hopefully

what's he thinkin about heem

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Wake up Khabib. My foot is healed, it's time to face the music.

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you might be 30 years old but you haven't even lived 10 years, kid

You don't make sense, boy

Based

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inb4 poirier flushes khabib back to irrelevantstan

Cringe. Cringe with a dash of Reddit.
You are literally a viral facebook clip tier fan.
It's physically impossible to have big stars be big stars from the moment they enter the UFC. They need to be built up. Bet you missed the based Demolidor fight a while back because of your dumbfuck mentality. Even GSP himself once fought on the undercard. Conor McGregor's first fight in the UFC was on the Facebook prelims of a Mousasi/Latifi fight night card. Holloway/McGregor aired on the Shogun/Sonnen Fight Night card FS1 prelims.
You never know when the next big star is gonna show up. Go back to Twitter and wait for someone to retweet a heem into your timeline, you aren't a true fight fan.
Take your worthless opinions and get the fuck outta here.

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wtf is up with this thread, post heems ffs

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has he always done girly shit to his eyebrows?

not going to happen, Khabib is undefeated.

Have sex you corporate shill.

god i hope so

*laughs in Tibau*

All cazzies shadowrealmed

jon was going half speed against santos to lure DC into thinking he has a shot in the trilogy fight

wake up sheeple

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Oh fer sher he didn't get completely bullied and manhandled against the cage the whole time

t. incel

You're the new worst poster on /heem/ over Dernmark

Oh for sure Khabib wasn't literally weeping after the fight because he knew he lost.
Seriously bros go and have a look. Khabib actually bursts into fucking tears lmao.

askren was undefeated

Personally I do not watch the fights, only highlights of press conferences and then post fight interviews.

Askren was always a bum and had never fought anyone of any actual talent, Even Lawler who's turboflushed and nearly 40 would have won if Ben hadn't gotten a fluke victory

shut the fuck up goddamn

This is the thing that doesn't make sense with him. He keeps saying Jones is getting old when they're barely 2 years apart in age. I've never seen a 30 year old that acts like an angry black nerd in freshmen year.

why would u watch the press conferences and the post fight interviews and not the fights

His reasoning is that Jon has been in the UFC a longer time than he has

Reminder Jorge is 2-2 in his last 4 and slept 2 cans.

>Retardasanya does not rate his 81 kickboxing fights as mileage on his body
He's probably more finished than Jon is.

so cte makes you speak like a brazilian and exclusively fuck black men?

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Conor was so fucking lucky
>win FW title because you face a 10 uear undefeated guy JUST as he started being terrible
>won LW title just when the worst LW title holder of all time holds the belt
>barely won Diaz II, would have lost if the fought had gone on for 1 more minute

cte from what lmao

>would have lost if the fought had gone on for 1 more minute
So he was winning until he won?
You are the absolute worst poster

thanks for btfoing the cazzies

he was losing the story of the fight until the bell rang
conor might be the worst fight ever to hold a belt, let alone two belts

switch the names askren and lawler for khabib and Conor and you get the same

>conor might be the worst fight ever to hold a belt, let alone two belts

that was Tim Sylvia

conor is worse

>aldo would have won if the fight only lasted 10 seconds

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Conor was losing the whole fight except for barely winning the third. He may or may not have been injured, not been training, atrophied, whatever, but Khabib solidly outfought him

no he isn't

he isn't black

That "Dutch" poster might be Finnish fagel. Come forward if you recognize yourself.

spic is angry that el reddituy doesnt hold the title
even though el reddituy doesnt even speak beanerish so there's no reason for a spic to feel connection to him

im laughin that this inbred no-tooth ugly little brit got so upset because I called conor a lucky bum, which he is. he sucks as a fighter.

(you)

I will watch my boy Ryan and that's as far as I go
It's a disgrace to ask people to pay for this shite

conor only lost because he’s a cardiolet, also he won the story which is like the 50% of the whole thing

Conor is the GOAT fw, check his resume. You can argue he's an opportunist or a can above fw, you can even say he was a cut baby at fw...

...but the fact stands regardless, Conor is the greatest featherweight MMA has ever known.

Sure. I love Conor and believe that he unironically wins the rematch if he takes it seriously, but he needs to actually try which I doubt since he has a gazillion dollars since maymac

>joanna with the sieg heil in the background

Gotcha! *rolls a pokeball over your heemed body*

youtube.com/watch?v=6zfZJc0bvoU

his only goal was to make fuck you money

he cant compete against the hunger of some braindead religious fanatic who doesnt even drink

kek

Conor is not a 10 FW fighter. His win against Aldo was against flushed Aldo who is a shit fighter. He beat an injured Mendes, a baby Holloway and a bum version of Poirier.
Conor is the luckiest fighter of all time. The only times he faced an opponnent in their prime, he lost. He's shit.

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conor was never good

can't see shit, faggot kept shaking the fucking camera and screaming, and that zoom fucked it up even more

t. revisionist history

dropped a p4p goat candidate on the first punch fucking kek

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Why is Adesanya so condescending to his betters? His record is fucking laughable.
>fight a load of regional bums without any wikipedia pages who have like 50 fights and 30 losses, heem them all
>make it to the UFC
>hit the wall and barely edge out a split decision over Marvin Vettori
>leapfrog most the division by winning the decision of a competitive match with the corpse of Anderson Silva who got murdered in the first round of his next fight by someone who can actually fight
>Fight a 5'9 fridgelet who you have a 7 inch height advantage on who spams the same 1-2 for 25 minutes straight, still manage to get tagged multiple times by it, get nearly dropped by a headkick from the dwarf and only don't get finished because he was too retarded to heem your bum life instead of wrestling you, barely win that fight
>Congratulations you are now interim world champion
>Be incredibly bitter and spiteful to the absolute least confrontational man in the UFC, call him a methhead, criticise him for fighting "old man Yoel" when he got his shot off an old boomer who is 1-6 since getting flushed by Weidman, meanwhile Robert is the only man to btfo the division-heeming Yoel since 2011
>Whine about a meme while the champ sniggers at you
The Great Nigerian Cope

fuck sake how does the UFC not have more cams prepared for crowd reactions like this? so many fighters there

Bobby Knucks not only has patrician taste in all things, beat the two most dangerous men in the division BACK TO BACK and then rematched one right after but he's also a good cunt
/ourguy/

is he supposed to think he sucks?

every fighter thinks they're god's gift

p4p flushed aldo

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Going to root for Bobby fersure 100%

lol imagine making a card so bad that even diehard fans refuse to steal your content

80% of his opponents were hopeless Asian cans. He was getting his ass kicked in the 'eye poke' fight, should have been his first loss. Props to him for surviving Lawler. The choke was legit, I'll admit even as a hater... BUT... 99% of the time that fight gets stopped during Robbie's ground-and-pound. He really lucked out that the spirit of Just Bleed was especially strong that night.

Askren can not handle the athleticism of top level MMA opponents. He's not a can, but he's not elite. He always got hit a lot, he had a legit great chin that got him out of trouble. But his chin is cracked now. He's only getting older and slower. He isn't going to unlearn all of his many bad habits.

damn, just saw that Adesanya has 1.2 million followers in instagram, didn't know he was that popular

Well there's a lotta fellers proudly playing for the other team these days, if you get my drift.

adesanya is based and he will permaheem crippled man whittaker

I bet you think Khabib's 15m followers are legit too.
Nate is probably the most cazzie popular fighter besides goob and he only has 2.8.
Notadrawlya probably only has his mum follow him. His dad unfollowed him after he found out his son was homosexual

Whittaker can't be stop when will you niggas learn

What ethnicity is whittaker

Asspen
Ricky
Josh
Karl
Cezar

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he lost romero II

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part man, part cop, all hero

Can't wait to see married family man Bobby Knuckles completely heem the degenerate homosexual Adesanya.

he's winning both inside and outside the cage

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No.

raccoon eyes

watch the other 24 minutes, my guy

Just knee things ;)

Israel is shook because whittaker has dreamy eyes

Look at the permavirgin criticizing that which he will never attain. You only wish you could be as high class, distinguished and accomplished as Robert with a d-d-d-dime piece wife to boot.

Whittaker/Adesanya is the final battle between the patrician manga collector and the crunchyroll my hero academia zoomer.

stop defending a random butterface

>Feelin' kinda cute... might delete a chin l8r.... IDK.... ^_^

I understand that, but he's been kickboxing prior to this, so I don't feel like it's that great of reasoning.

how can you type with all those beautiful women climbing over you?

my wife is asleep

i showed whittaker yoel 2 to a friend no sound and no intro, he doesn't watch mma so he has no bias, and askd him to tell me who he thought won

he said whittaker, so you = btfo

>random butterface
>wife of P4P Patrician's Choice Award recipient for Champion of the Year 2 years and counting

Pick one.

bad posts

Oh for sure you're a diehard, bee

instagram.com/p/BuLfo5uh_gL/?hl=en
THIS is supposed to be hot? this short little goblina looks like she hopped the wall from mexico yesterday. literally flushing genes down the drain

there's zero chance you showered this week

this dudes a fag lmao

how do we stop the dutch menace

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I have never had sex

its 5am bro's, im finna sleep
love you all so much bros..

Yoel is such a fucking brute lads. I hope to God he doesn't retire before brutally murdering Adesanya. Then we will see you talk shit to Bobby after he beat him twice. Yoel would take his head clean off in the first.
streamable.com/jo1n4

stop giving him (you)s

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Is whittaker Mexican

So how did Sonny lose to Ali????

Usually reach is 99% of how you win in Pillows. And all HW UFC champs have abnormally long reach. And Max dominates FW with his reach.

I would flying knee that cubano in 4 seconds

i can fix that

yo bee, for real dawg, that post was hella sick bro. pull your fucking pants up

Yeah, Askren is my boy, how could you tell?

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It's overrated desu. Don't worry about it. Some day you'll meet a girl you love and it will be worth the wait

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You gay or a qt babe?

That literally looks like my body and I am an Askren fan.

>tfw you remember Anderson Silva losing his fucking knee

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are you guys really incels or just memeing? always thought it was a meme

Anik must have lost so much money on this fight. He was desperate to give Yoel two 10-8 rounds

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Khabib has the entire Muslim mma world following him

Matt Serra was worse than Gooby, Nicco Montano was the worst by far

lmao this guy got heemed quick and then got mad at the ref for stoppage.

reddit.com/user/deusex2027

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I have had opportunities in the past, but for various reasons didn't have sex. Don't have the confidence or desire to try and chase girls, so I'm probably going to remain an incel.

Max has 69" reach

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Max has a shorter reach than Aldo, Cub, Lamas, Stephens, Cole Miller, Fili, Clay Collard, Pettis,
And the same reach as Ortega and Leonard Garcia

So no

it's not that hard lad, you should try it

is dutchbro a redditer?

Absolute peach of a post and I agree one hunned percent but i gotta disagree with you here, bee

my social skills aren't that great, so for me it is hard. Maybe I will try once I get out of my hellish EMT-firefighter academy, though

Plus one of them was banging John Cena I believe it was Nikki and Brie is a wholesome girl with a kid and married D-Bryan.

T. Ex WWE fan.

>this is the guy who has been posting opinions on heem
THIS NIGGA HAVE VIDEOS OF HIM NAKED GETTING HIS BALLS BEAT BY SOME OTHER FAG WITH A HAMMER LMAO

John Cena....
...

That's why you can't see him! :^)

>dutch cuck not only is a redditor but he copies shit that /heem/sters post here

no wonder he's the worst poster by far

i can be both

Tell me how hue

>THIS is the guy who doesn't rate Gooby
BASED KHABIB FANS
reddit.com/r/BallBusting/comments/9zeyws/busting_balls_with_hammer/

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Frankie Edgar finally defeats "Sad Max" after his win streak loss to Dustin....

Frankie finally becomes a champ! Henry vs Frankie for the midget sized belt!

MY DICK IS HARDER!

Also that Netherlands fag checking out penises is obviously geyyyyy!

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lmao is he gay or something wtf is this shit, fucking redditors man

Didnt this faggot go by wolfman or something on another reddit account that got found out?

Jesus christ explains why he’s a pedo too

Lmao he copied 4 of my posts trying to get internet points and he just got downvoted and shat on

100 thousand of those buys were the ceo using chinese bots to pay for the views! :^)

>ah you fagget get over here
>wrestle me bro
>let's try this takedown
>you grab my ass and I grab yours
>yeahhh

literally just have normal social skills and not be an ugly fuck

ok

DANA! 50 YEARS BABBYYYY!

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Conor is right about the Ali act!
He also fought someone three times his size!

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he literally just posted his shitpost now

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Definitely not a dime piece.

Come back Caneloposter!

Ben "The Actual Roman Statue" Askren

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too much coke

Mfw he copied one of my post and put it on Reddit and it got a -5

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who makes these fucking pictures.. i think there's enough now.

He copied mine and got 26 upvotes. Literally the dumbest thing I’ve ever written on heem and now I’m a redditor by proxy.

Never enough! :^)

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Not enough I say! :^)

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How would you know it's on reddit if you don't use it yourself?

No wonder he was hating on Whittaker's wife

-23 points from mine
kek

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WTF he's taking everything i work for

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post them
If your post got upvoted you are reddit, if downvoted you are /heem/

mod hit me with that #ChampShitOnly flair

Say it with me.........

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Based travelposter

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>tfw officially reddit and unbased

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Laddbedded
youtu.be/9jJark-NU4M

One of my best online friends from a community in San Andreas I used to play is from The Netherlands.... he was on vacation in one of the nearby islands this spring. I saw the pictures beautiful women......

But that poster up there is a F A G G O T

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>posts on the r/Yea Forums subreddit
For what fucking purpose

this shit got posted like yesterday, faggot doesn't even try to hide it

This is the one he copied from me but he added a couple of things

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That guy is beyond retarded.... clearly jon jones was toying with thiago after he saw he couldn't do much with that injured leg.

Jon playes 4Dchess while DC still plays with popeyes chicken!

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why is jack hermansson not your boy yet?

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Le balls was hot gorilla fried chicken man!!!!

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Because he keeps killing my parlays

CEJUDO VS NUNES IS THE FIGHT TO MAKE

The whole thread it was posted in was pure cancer. Bunch of edgy trumpniggers

I bet cuckhold now feels stupid! He moved up in weight and was already talking of fighting jon for the belt!

lel

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I could see Nunes heeming Cejudo

Henry has no chin

Someone please faceapp this

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>Radiohead's "Just" starts playing

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Based on what? He took some big shots from Moraes right on the chin

kek

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*wins*

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all his loses he has been KO'd and we have seen him rocked and lose numerous striking exchanges

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*the third rounds*

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His chin is elite. He eats head kicks like nothing and his loss to DJ was from knees to the body

Based

He always makes that -_- face

Can't wait for Till get back in the octogon

Saved!

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Believe it or not but I'm actually starting to like the new belt more than the old one. The old one looks bulky and cheap similar to wwe belts

3 (You)'s and a faggot.
Jk fren

i know, it's pretty based

we have our own luke thomas

Is Toilet-san the biggest example ever of a fighter who had promise but got fed to the sharks too early?

He's right though she's really nothing special and she uploads some really cringy videos

They both look like toys but the first one reminds me of monster and tapout.

That would be Cody Pfister

meh

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unironically hope he bounces back and does one more run at the strap bruv. he's fun in every way

Would you guys do cerrone's Grandma

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Lol why does Nunes look like a monkey

Relax fellas , Colby will get the next shot for the story and Masvidal will fight Edward's after he beats dos nachos

Sage was NOT a shark, he was a dolphin at best

the new belt isn't ugly per se but it looks like something out of power rangers, also it's shorter than the old one

*sings "I kissed a girl" in Portuguese

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who was the shark? Sage Roidcutt? lmao

Nunes is built for anal. Shame she is a les.

u_u

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Masvidal will be the first man to flatline Nate, no one cares about edwards

>Cowboy in the background

his optimism....gone

and they wouldn't need to pay me, i would for free.

you can't be unraped... sad thing is she would probably rape me trying.

Khabib: "is normal"

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Based Cejud.

I was here for elessdee123 and deusex2027 bongs and dutchfags have been exposed thoroughly

Khabib shook that someone knows how to beat him

The eagle is not fucking impressed

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Usman, Khabib, Cejudo, Cowboy, Benavidez, Smif, Kevin Lee

Why did they make him walk?

Ben is 100% getting cucked by his brother

It raises the question, where does Kevin Lee fit into this ?

>Ben 100% doesn't remember any of this

For his dignity, imagine the memes if he was stretchered or wheelchaired

What is Masvidal had gone on the mic and said "FOOK THE 170 BELT!!! KHABIB I'M COMING FOR YOU MOTHERFUCKER, DEFEND OR VACATE"! :^)

How many bricks do you think Khabib would have shat?!

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I think we already know where he fits! :^)

Cuban missile knee crisis starting Jorge and Yoel!

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lmao Lee was a hard one to find

He would have sought out the nearest bus and proceeded to shit in it

SHIT ON BUS!

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talk shit get hit

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And Islam Makachev

>He was anemic from the strict diet he was on to make 125
80% of fighters not in heavyweight would jump up a weight class or two if they had to remain within 10lbs of their fighting weight at all times, and the only weigh in was within hours of the fight

>209

My digits confirm Nate will now be the champ champ of ALL the belts! :^)

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Has he solved MMA?

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i'm pretty sure i remember hearing about them retesting an old sample for epo and it came back pozzed

The Monkey God doesn't cut any weight

yo /heem/ its me Dustbin Poirier the paperboy of mixed martial arts just wanted to remind you fellas to buy the paper view and bet the house on me when i kneem this paper chump Khabitch Niggermurdov in the head
alright peace out guys much love and all glory be to G*d

>Masvidal
>47 MMA fights
>only been heemed once

To me, this is his most impressive feat.

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he solved wrestling

youtube.com/watch?v=XjXd7RliG8M
Imagine thinking for a second Shiteonthebusbib won the story.

Isnt ooz gonna be healed in a couple months? I cant imagine they'd play out two rounds of a tournament before then

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Fabricio Werdum was raped in the blistering summer of 1992

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he was probably doing extremely high rep work

this duo made me proud of being a MMA fan

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Which vanilla midget midcarder started this nasty rumor about Based Nash? I'd like to heem the wee bastard meself.

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He got dropped by Lavatory, the cracks are starting to show

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Fuck conor, jus wun liddle 2 year meteoric rise wont make him a fighting legend. At least not for the right reasons

Conor fell for our memes
He literally said "You little pullout merchant" in the presser!

Snoozeman still has to deal with our lord and savior colby the magaman covington!

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this story of the fight meme is the best thing ever created lmao fucking Kellerman

Conor taking shots of Whiskey with the Fertittas and laying down a head on the table of his most recent victim after riding through the favelas in horseback!

why even live? :( there will never be another dynasty is that one.

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Seethe harder. Gooby is 100% going in the HoF, Khabum will not

The train won the story of the fight

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Similar to Jeremy Stephens who has 44 fights and only 2 losses via TKO but one was at lightweight so it shouldn't count. It may be even more impressive because of the way he fights too

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Who should Till fight at middleweight? I'm thinking Anderson Silva.

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Trains are a beast

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Double champ champ in two organizations!
sold the ufc for 4.02 billion dollars
13 ko on the only featherweight reigning for 10 years.
got into people's heads
decided to call out floyd just because he got bored
brought the ufc to madison square garden by himself!
fought a guy 3 times bigger than him
many weight classes
anywhere anytime
his coach wrote a book

Conor is legend!

Askren duh

Goobert eats in the WC? Fucking dropped

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I am surprised every time i remember Hughes is a 5'9 manlet. He has the aura of someone taller

>WC

Found the frenchy using a proxy!

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Just found out Sean was suspended twice lmao glad his career ended before it started.

why are you happy with the disgrace of others m8

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holy storms conor is so fricking based

Sean O' Shitty is a faggot. That is a good enough reason for me to hate him.

Fucking coalburning whore.

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Memes aside, Conor really isn't a good shit talker. Now anyway. He was a lot better before.

I'm disappointed we didn't get to see Cheeto knock his block off

Peace out heem. I'm gonna go play some Bloodstained

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The Khabib/Artem thing got in his head. His presser with Khabib was uncomfortable because Gooby is so seething he goes red in the face angrily shitting on Khabib.
Confident Happy Conor wins the knockout AND story of the fight

itz only smellz

You bought a physical copy or pirated it, right? Fuck paying for digital

I'm really looking forward to Neal/Price lads. Guaranteed banger. Don't really get why people are shitting on 240. It's not the most stacked main card of the year but they're doing the right thing by putting exciting young talent on it. Can't rely on the old dogs forever. I'm convinced that most people who are complaining just don't know who Neal, Price, and Tsarukyan are, but they will. Max/Frankie and Cyborg are obviously main top fighters. That said, that Barriault guy definitely does not belong on a PPV. There's probably a max of 50 people buying it specifically to watch him. I've heard he's pretty exciting though.

the card is dogshit my guy

go back to Yea Forums you faggot don't shit up the thread with retarded irrelevant vidya soapbox shit

jesus, Neal is going to destroy Price

Eh, to each his own. It's not as good on paper as 239 or 241 obviously but I think it'll be a great watch and I'm excited for it. Can't fault the UFC for trying to give exciting young talent a chance to shine.
It's gonna be spicy.

Nah digital.

why? just pirate

Who’s making the next thread?

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im at the race

Don't lile stealing and it's cool to get another Castlevania game basically. Paying for it means a higher chance they'll make another one.

No problem ye? No fohkin’ problem.

Don't worry, my husband (((knows)))

based

I feel really bad for Rockhold desu

they are both polynesian hapas so they are preserving their genes, actually.

Hooft is an actual fraud desu, he's only good for teaching wrestlers how to strike, not developing strikers. Puke regressed under him, and he never developed MJ.

>tfw your model career is also JUSR by your broken jaw and rapidly receding hairline

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same. he's quite a friendly guy in reality and he works hard

me too lad

I missed it
please link the dead post

...

Sometimes you don't know someone's your boy until they lose badly several times in a row. I truly see that Luke was /ourboy/ all along.

I invented Outhouse Ovince

he's doing just fine

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Ok Dana

so stiff