/trans/ shit defense edition

Yay my image got used. Here is the shitty Ole one.

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Here is an old one which could hilariously apply now.

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confession time lads
>I once saw someone drop a fiver in a shop and I picked it up and pocketed it before they realised

i once saw 15 bucks in the uni floor, picked it up and waited for 10min to see if anyone comes searching for it, and then pocketed it

I once saw a girl’s nipple because I was sitting behind her and to the side a bit. Whacked off to the thought later without telling her

>all these tripfags, spursfags and JFags
Grim times for /trans/.

Niggers.

A girl used my legs to masturbate in class during school a few times and I was too chicken to ask her out.

I onced dropde a counterfeit fiver to see if someone picked it up.

same except just found it on the ground. didnt see anyone drop it

Fucking phoneposting end me

Hello who are Everton signing

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Malcom.

I once saw a bunch of money notes made into a ball on the pavement, outside a construction site. Without stopping walking I looked around, saw nobody on the street or in the site, picked them up and pocketed them
I was on my way to buy weed so once I arrived to the club I checked it: total was 70€; one 50€, a 10€ and two 5€
Asked the girl on the counter if she could check if the money was real, she confirmed it, so I spent it all on weed right then
Only time I've ever found money in my life
Thanks mr construction worker

You'll br signing danny Rose soon, in a digne-Rose swap deal

No chance you Swedish cunt

Weed is legal in Spain?

Neres announcement soon brother

P-please?

>In 2 years time

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did someone say halal madrid?

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It’s a good deal, you get a CL finalist and England international in exchange for a reject

Decriminalised I believe
No

Take your Jewish sorcery and leave

*leaves with digne i tow*
Heh nothing personal scouse

Just googled, you can grow it and consume it in private spaces, but you cannot import or buy it or display plants in public viewed areas. So you can essentially grow it for personal use and consume it on your property, but you can't do it for sales (and large amounts would be labelled as such) and you can't smoke it in view of people on the street.

So him buying it was illegal.

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They have head shops and cannabis cafe's in some parts of Spain now, Barcelona is like a sunny Amsterdam

Legal to Dell in smokers associations, though it's a grey legal issues: you can grow it yourself so people associate and create a club that grows it for all members and sells it to them
Barcelona is the center of this in Spain
The rest of the country is more conservative in this matter but still available 'legally'

Nah, smokers associations sell and everybody smokes everywhere in Barcelona
But if you go too big the cops come, close the club and send you to jail

Just wanted to jump in and say thank you based trans lad for making all these trans threads all this time

Is ole just playing 5d chess and trying to get Pep to blow another £80m on a shit defender?

Oh. I just went off the wiki that said it was illegal to sell or import.

Who are >we signing lads?

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Ah a Liverpool fan

Export and import completely illegal
Smoking in public illegal but can do as long as you are discrete
Sale inside smokers clubs is tolerated by law enforcement as long as it's members only and everything is transparent and taxes are paid
Though it's more tolerated in Barcelona, rest of the country a bit riskier

>Hong Kong’s Tsun Dai joins Premier League Wolves from Oxford United
Noooo he was a good player. Fuck sake, Oxford. You didn't even play him once.

But you can Google cannabis association un any spanish city and Google Maps will point you to a few, telephone number included
It's killed the street weed and hash traffic, so cops and neighbours are happy

Oh and Stuart Findlay was due to sign for £500k. The worst fucking choice to spend our money on. Spend it on a fucking striker.

Cheers lads. Shame it won't happen here.

>>>/trb/ ?

based mistaking /trb/ for /trans/ poster

in bed uwu

>tfw you just want your club to sign people

Same during the WC. Except I gave him back the money.

>rejected by Big Sam
Oh Newcastle....

Nothing feels better than posting here while my beloved wife is asleep next to me.

Normie.

Is ahmed sleeping too or in the shower?

Club?

Take a guess.

Arse

Almost any club since its the start of the transfer window, aside from Dortmund or Real Madrid

Well done lad.

Oliver Skipp on loan and Sam Vokes

FUCK YOU WERE OFF BY ONE. FUCK.

Fuckin size of that lad

I am so glad I can use this again.

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Injecting heroin and cocaine feels much better than sleeping next to that worn out cow tbqhfam

Haha I know that feel

page 4 bump

/trans/ threads die when it hits around 1am in 1984land.

yeah I guess I’m just prolonging the inevitable 404

Shouldn’t it already be dead about 2 hours ago then?

it has been, that’s when the posts stopped rolling in consistently

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Kubo should have gone to a lower league team and worked out. Or be loaned out. I don't think he's in the main team.

are you nigger? yes, you are.

So is Everton the dumping grounds for Barcelona rejects now?

What a fucking dire response over me saying that Kubo just isn't that good. The dude has 10 goals in 58 games in, lets be honest, not incredibly tough leagues (7 goals in 36 games if we ignore the U23 teams) Me saying he shouldn't go to Real Madrid, even if he plays for the reserves, isn't a good move. How about he proves he can actually score first?

Waiting for the Bolton job

yes

you seem to speak fast.

I wasn't being a dick, just don't think Kubo did the right thing going there. I've been following him since he was a kid as I hoped he'd be the next Miura but based on his record, that won't happen. Dunno if he's being played wrong or not, but Miura banged them in all the way up to 50 years old. I even had him on WCCF.

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This transfer window is shit. Real got their business done early and everyone else is fucked by FFP and the inflated price of players

Fuck Kroenke

Based.

>Good players cost £60m minimum
>Some clubs can't afford that or refuse to spend that kind of money
>This leaves the same old same old in charge and allows the rich to hog the best players
>It is now completely down to one of your players having a good season and you flogging them for £60m+ the next window
Grim state of affairs. Thank God I support a League One team; not that ridiculous fees aren't thrown around.

yeah you have a good point.. the only teams to do any real business is Real and Dortmund

Spurs? Chelsea? They've both spent over £40m on single players.

are*

yeah you’re right, I guess I forgot about them

>£40m
Basically the value menu

For sure, but it's still actual transfers. You could also include Pulisic if you wanted to for Chelsea. In fact, Chelsea are one of the top spenders if you do. At the moment, in England, Aston Villa are the biggest spenders with £100m or so.

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N E E D
T R A N S F E R S

>Conte desperately wants Lukaku
>Inter being a typical italian club trying to get him for nothing
bored of this transfer

going for a drive.
hopefully a transfer has happened by time Im back

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What the fuck was their problem?

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>No cheeky stop off at Bell End
Y

>no ness
>scat ness
lmao

off to the cornwall lads
cheeky ascent up brown willy and stay the night at gays hill

for me, its trans

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when do >'ull play based Lincoln Red Imps?

>Googled 'Trans Football Club' to try and find its full name
>Get absolute shit
>See some dude playing football for some Scottish women's team
>His teeth are literally what the world thinks our teeth look like
Fucking scum. Fix your FUCKING teeth. He's ugly as fuck as well. Then some BBC article popped up about it and its full of bleeding heart cunts going 'b-b-but no advantage!!!' and that's just fucking false. I hate this shit. I feel so sorry for JK Narva Trans.

based brann

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why are they called the red imps?

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Bums and vaginas aren't that enticing anyway.

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>we need a logo
>I know, how about a newborn minotaur sat like a faggot

>Sporting managed to lose to a third division Swiss side
>they brought along multiple of their own broadcasting vans so they could show the game back home

Why do arsenal even want zaha

they need a winger who can beat a man
they have ozil mkhitarian and iwobi as their attacking midfield and wing options. no pace and no 1v1 ability

i like zaha, i'd love him at liverpool

Then use fucking Reiss Nelson. He's 18 and raped up in Germany for his age. Honestly he is similar level to fucking Zaha. I have no fucking idea why he isn't being used instead. He's there, he's free and he's willing to fight for a place and not just be lazy as fuck. Fuck Zaha, anything more than £40m is too much for him. This makes even LESS sense when there is Brahami available on a fucking free, as well. Arsenal literally could solve their problems if they bought smart and bought now. But no, they'll spend the next three weeks umming and arring and sign nobody.

The sun has a super computer predict the league

Personally I think Brighton are as good as gone and I don't think Chelsea will finish top 4

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>Big Sam turned down the Newcastle job

Wew

Top 4 seems right. But Arsenal won't even be in Top 10.

why are newcastle so high up

Album artwork

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It's the sun

Wolves will overtake Arsenal and Man U

European football hangover might be a problem for them

ah yes, Newcastle will surely improve now that they've lost their top two goalscorers and have replaced Rafa Benitez with Steve Bruce

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>Frank Lampard was denied victory in his first game as Chelsea boss by a late equaliser from Irish side Bohemians.

youtube.com/watch?v=NPWLiHNIrRE

chelsea were playing their b team

If you think this is a gypsy then you've never actually seen one of those creatures

>Batshuayi, Danny Drinkwater, Cesar Azpilicueta and Pedro
Mate, it's Bohemians, not Barcelona.

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Hello what is FFP

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the crest is based on an imp thats carved into the lincoln cathederal

He's shite

>Trying to impress/befriend girls

tbf they probably are going to use him based on the new squad numbers. It's more the risk of putting all your bets on an 18 year old.

A meme

Finch out for none, game on

I admit I know fuck all about the kid so with every other transfer im just going to say he’s the English Marcelo

Decent on the ball
Horrific in the air
Has a mistake in him, but aside from that is an ok defender

>arsenal
>buying smart
That’s not the Arsenal way

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>Laurent Koscielny has refused to travel to the US for our pre-season tour.
>We are very disappointed by Laurent’s actions, which are against our clear instructions.
arsenal.com/news/club-statement-laurent-koscielny

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paul dumnet and alan hutton

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arsenal.com/news/club-statement-laurent-koscielny .

Where does he want to go?

He's got offers from three different Ligue 1 teams apparently and has asked Arsenal to cancel his contract so he can explore them on a free.

4 CBs now, should be enough for the season

DM and a RW now please Smith and then I think we're in decent shape

What's up?

Cant Hourihane play DM?

fat little muslim

Manchester United are confident of beating rivals Manchester City to signing of Leicester defender Harry Maguire, reports the Daily Mail.

>Former Chelsea striker Diego Costa is prepared to return to the Premier League, with Everton linked with a surprise move for the Spain international, according to The Sun.

West Ham have made an offer to sign Juventus striker Gonzalo Higuain on a season-long loan, according to Sky in Italy.

>Aston Villa are expected to complete the £12m signing of defender Ezri Konsa from Brentford later today, according to Sky sources.

Manchester United are ready to offer £72m for Lazio midfielder Sergej Milinkovic-Savic, according to Sky in Italy.

>Sources close to Wilfried Zaha say there are doubts over whether Arsenal can afford to sign him from Crystal Palace this summer.

Inter Milan sporting director Piero Ausilio has arrived in the United Kingdom to meet with Manchester United officials for talks over a move for striker Romelu Lukaku.

>Ipswich Town will get £1.5m as a result of Tyrone Mings’ move from Bournemouth to Aston Villa, Sky Sports News has learned.

QPR are working on a permanent deal to sign Stoke defender Geoff Cameron, Sky Sports News understands.

>Jacob Butterfield is training with Blackburn with a view to making a permanent move to Ewood Park from Derby, Sky Sports News understands.

Contrary to reports, Leeds have no interest in signing Gary Cahill, Sky Sports News understands.

>Arsenal close to completing deal to sign Saint-Etienne defender William Saliba, according to Sky sources. The deal would see Saliba return on loan to the French club next season.

Arsenal interested in signing Real Madrid forward Dani Ceballos on loan, Sky Sports News understands.

>Sky Sports News understands Rangers are very close to signing Sweden international defender Filip Helander for a fee in the region of £3.2m and £3.5m from Bologna.

Romelu Lukaku missing from Manchester United training session on their pre-season tour of Australia at the WACA in Perth.

>Laurent Koscielny has refused to travel with Arsenal on their pre-season tour of the United States. "We are very disappointed by Laurent’s actions, which are against our clear instructions. We hope to resolve this matter and will not be providing any further comment at this time."

Real Madrid are set to challenge Barcelona for Neymar's signature this summer, Sky Sports News understands.

>Milan have reportedly been offered the chance to sign PSV and Uruguay attacking midfielder Gaston Pereiro.

Stefan de Vrij has promised that Inter’s players will ‘sweat’ for Antonio Conte so they can ‘bring the club back where they deserve to be’.

>Turkish side Fenerbahce are reportedly keen on signing Juventus midfielder Sami Khedira.

Manchester United have reportedly gone back in for Fiorentina defender Nikola Milenkovic.

>Sky Sport Italia reports Milan are looking at RB Leipzig defender Dayot Upamecano and that more talks for Ismael Bennacer are planned today.

Spanish defender Ivan Marcano has returned to Portuguese giants Porto following one season at Roma, it has been confirmed.

>Willie McKay is trying to broker a €40m move for French striker Sébastien Haller to go from Eintracht Frankfurt to West Ham United

Henan Jianye FC will make a bid for Max Gradel (Toulouse); Ivorian is hesitating over a move

>Bordeaux agree deal to sign 26-year-old South Korean international attacker Hwang Ui-Jo from Gamba Osaka

Laurent Koscielny has for several weeks been asking Arsenal for a mutual termination agreement so that he can accept 1 of the 3 firm offers he has from Ligue 1.

>Yann Karamoh's medical with Parma is in the process of being scheduled as his permanent move from Inter Milan grows closer, according to @DiMarzio.

Thank you to Everton for keeping life in the transfer threads

Have Everton realistically won the /trans/fer league?

Why are Arse not letting Koscienly leave?

How have Everton spent so much? I only remember them signing Gomes

Cant be worse than Neil Taylor

Konza's a Centre Back

They can't afford to buy a replacement because they are desperate to sign a pacey black lad.

I think it's more that he's demanding to go on a free rather than not wanting to let him leave at all

what's this about then?

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He want's Arsenal to cancel his contract so he can go back to France on a free and they refused

Update on the Tommy Robbo to jail transfer

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>have contract with club
>be a bitch about it
Players that do this should be forced to buy out their contract and leave by law. Fucking manchildren.

Will give him something to talk about since his laughable failure as a politician.

Any chance of him being immediately loaned out to house arrest fc?

based. i'm p. sure those muzzies got away with being charged anything because of tommy's sperging out too

rumours of a season-ending ruptured anus on the way

>Higuain
Please god no fuck no we just got rid of one slow fat old cunt who cant find the net

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Does this go both ways?

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have some inspiration

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This is weasel wording though, after time served he's been given a sentence of 19 weeks and he'll only serve half of that in prison. Irresponsible reporting.

I don't think Sanchez would disagree if United paid out the rest of his contract now and released him. That's how getting released works.

>West fucking Ham thinking they are above Higuain

Football will turn into a contest of which managers are able to sniff out the half decent players they can get for cheap, then turning them into world class (see: Klopp and Mane/Salah)

so why won't manu do it then they're not going to play him? same with bale at real.
Look all I'm saying is that clubs don't honor contracts either

Dudes out here trying to mark territory

Celtic. Unironically

Real Nigga

First it was Benzema then Hazard then this guy. I think I'm cured of my hateritis

Newcastle 8th, Sheffield and Norwich down

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What are you talking about, the club's obligation is to pay them. The players' obligation is to play when asked to, attend training, travel with the club, etc. Sanchez and Bale are still getting paid and are willing to play if asked to. The contract is honored by both parties.

United don't release Sanchez because, when they assess their investment, they believe keeping him and hoping someone buys him will result in a lower loss than paying out his full contract and releasing him. Keep in mind that when assessing investments sunk costs are not to be taken into account. The fact that United have already paid him millions to do fuckall shouldn't influence their decision going forward.

United and Norwich are both going down mate

Respect.

Epl football has lost its true meaning.

They're trying to ship them off that's not honoring their contract

Norwich, no chance, Sheffield, maybe, depends on if palace sell zaha or not. Imo it's
18. Palace
19. Brighton
20. Newcastle

ok guys, who wants to sign malcom?
we seriously need to transfer this little fagget somewhere soon

Are you winding me up here?

No one thinks they can manage to beat city except Liverpool and ABL is the only rivalry that remains

i thought he was supposed to be good?

Never doubt the promoted sides pal

They had to pay Roma back

Can't believe Tottenham might just sign this beast of a player

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He's truly worthy of the name 'The Bohemian Bergkamo'

Pjtanteck?

>"Icardi is a great player, held in high esteem by all of us, by me as well," said Ancelotti.

IT’S HAPPENING
ICARDI TO NAPOLI WHEN?

>21. Arsenal
Don't know how but they'll manage it

Where is all of Evertons money coming from?

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Ever club is trying to screw other clubs on deals since the market is correcting

Percy's confirmed Kieran Dowell on loan
Fucking hell, we've finally actually signed someone

Id rather have Carrol back tbqh

Someone on a previous thread said Cahill would be a good fit for MLS

the lad sure looks "special"

Six fookin times.

Actual Liverpudlians somewhat deserve LFC's success for having to live in Liverpool.
JF's shouldn't be allowed to support them or enjoy their success.

>[Lynch] Mignolet wants out of Liverpool amid interest from Crystal Palace, but only a big offer will convince Koop to part company.
Based Crystal Palace.

>boomers
just stop it with the planes

Fair point, though you may be surprised to hear there are other shitholes in the world, apart from riverpoor.

United should take anything over 40m for him. He's aged 10 years in the last 2 and weighs as much as a handegg lineman

2 year loan with option to buy for 55m~ on the table. Do you take it?

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Fed up at work edition

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Can someone buy some players please.

Typical Pikey builder, everythings sideways.

In a museum on a date

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Really triggered by that square on the floor.

>Pogba to Leicester with Maguire going to Utd.

No. Even if it was obligation to buy. Rather take 40m up front than 55 later.

show us the boy you're with

>Expect to see Yasser Larouci involved for #LFC in their opening friendly against Tranmere tonight. French teenager has made rapid strides at the Academy since arriving from Le Havre in 2017.
LIKE A NEW SIGNING

Sorta seems like Arsenal are throwing Koscielny under the bus and it's working because everyone here is condemning him. Maybe wait until the truth emerges before calling him a cunt. Its not like he is someone to do this kind of thing, Arsenal clearly trying to depict themselves as the good guy

They could have just stated that he is not travelling with the squad. Poorly handled imo.This is airing dirty laundry uneccesarily. Guarantee this means a lot of things are happening behind the scenes that we don't know about.

Somebody gib age of rooney pasta pls

Is aus still blocked?

The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad?'
The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, The legendary double in Minsk. That tap in against Liechenstien. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.
The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'

The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window as your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad?'
The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, The legendary double in Minsk. That tap in against Liechenstien. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.
The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'

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The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window as your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad?'
The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, The legendary double in Minsk. That tap in against Liechenstien. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.
The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall. 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'

I would of hoped so.

I'll cave your head in with a wrench you talk to me like that again

thank you autists

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>would of

I could care less.

concerned we might actually win the cricket lads

>winning a semi-final
Thats not how we do things

What a waste

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Please sign a striker mr Pellegrini

he's 30 and was playing for West Ham, not like he's missing out on much

>spend the whole window trying to sign completely unrealistic targets, only to panic in the last couple of weeks and sign a load of shite
when will west ham learn?

He's going to make 10x the money he would anywhere else in the world. Definitely a smart decision for him.

football careers are short, might as well make some money.

ALSO

just a general reminder that Oscar is still making 500K per week.

ate arnie
ate payet

love pellegrini
love noble

simple as

HiguaIN

I suppose. Just thought he was fun to watch, something different. Most wingers are tricky little twinks

You now remember West Ham fans getting mad over Twitter at Noble not being picked for the 2014 WC

plus i doubt it makes any difference to him whether he's playing for west ham or some chinese team, it's not as though they were his boyhood club or anything

Can we get top 4 and back into title races?

James - Rashford - Greenwood

Pogba - Fred - Bruno

Shaw - Maguire - Lindelof - AWB

De Gea

SUBS - Romero, Young, Dalot, Smalling, Bailly, Matic, McTominay, Lingard, Mata, Martial

Net spent this summer would be around 120 million after lukaku sale. De gea and pobga stay.

best English player to never get a cap

We did sign tevez and mascherano, anything is possible

Had to check which team he manages.

what happened to the maguire move to man u? is it just not happening now?

goalkeeper aside that is a horrendous team

why do Man U sign meme players only

Its happening. United just don't want to pay 90 million or whatever stupid number that leicester want. I bet they settle on 75 million.

When was the last time united had a team that was good on paper? The 1960s?

>All will suffer

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I'm hoping that young and hungry attackers will work out. It's gotta be better than lazy shit heads. Martial and Lukaku are trash.

>shaw, maguire, awb, fred, pogba, greenwood, james, rashford

none of them are good enough either on paper or on an actual football pitch for a team that wants to finish comfortably in the top 4

>GreenWHOd and a James that isn't Rodriguez
I'd rather start Sanchez and Lingard desu.

Oh come of it fergies 2000s side was kino

I think it's safe to say that City, Liverpool, and Spurs will finish in the top 4 this season

Not sure about spurs, likely but not guaranteed

Pic related

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i'd be very surprised if they didn't given the issues man united, arsenal and chelsea have at the moment

Greenwood is legit going to be world class. he's 18 this year. It's his breakout season. Especially with Ole playing youth.

James is the fastest player in the league and Giggs hand picked him for united. I trust his judgement.

Not saying they are brainlet

I would say Chelsea could go 3rd again but since they replaced their godtier sarri for a man who couldn’t get a championship promoted I have doubts. Arse have been getting better in recent years and spurs seem to be caring more about the CL than the PL atm. I have no hopes for ole and his team of big name signings

They've improved their squad from last season though, with Ndombele

2008

>brainlet
interesting response coming from someone who doesn't think man united have had a good team on paper since the 60s
i don't think chelsea will struggle as much as some people think, but i think arsenal are still in a lot of trouble, especially given that one of their only competent defenders has just gone on strike and they aren't keen on spending any money

TOMME

?/10

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Bolt is the fastest man in the world but he couldn't cut it in the australian league.

>Going after pace merchants in a league when every other team will park the bus and play hoofball
when will they learn

18/20

None of those players were on the pitch when Bohemians scored, it was pretty much an academy side by that point

why are those two blokes so far away from each other

>Ronaldo - Rooney - Tevez

to

>James - Rashford - Greenwood

What the fuck happened...

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you're doing a good job larping as a deluded united fan, keep it up!

I would almost take Bolt over Martial and Lukaku at this point.

fergie's reign of referee intimidation ended

>customers think their side isn't shit
>scousers think they'll win the league
love it lads

jokes on you. I'm actually a deluded united fan.

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chink sponsor/10

Who we buying today lads?

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West Ham top 7 if they sign a good striker?

I think Leicester will still be better, possibly Everton too

any team in the league could finish top 7 if they signed a good striker

>West Ham top 7 if they sign a good striker?
Every year. No west spam is closer to relegation than anything else

Gonna win the league cunt

he's good but he's brazilian and if nerman is supposed to come back we need to free a foreigner spot since they are all taken

also, valverde is a faggot that hardly gives him any chances

everton will probably sign him they love a barca reject.

>

Romelu Lukaku missing from Manchester United training session on their pre-season tour of Australia at the WACA in Perth.
negotiations or is he pulling a neymar ?

Gonna fight for relegation fren

im fucking sad for mignolet desu , the guy want out since last year and its understable why

>Romelu Lukaku missing from Manchester United training session on their pre-season tour of Australia at the WACA in Perth.
negotiations or is he pulling a neymar ?

good bloke i reckon; he's been a top cheerleader whilst he's been riding the bench for so long
and he's obviously good enough to start from a premier league team

Isn't he club captain? This is ridiculous

They'll get tenth at best; behind the top 6, Leicester, Everton, and Wolves (in no particular order)

He's just a fat lazy cunt

>City wins the league
>Liverpool and Spurs finish top 4
>three of Newcastle, Norwich, Sheffield, or Villa get relegated

What's the point of watching this year again?

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It's Inter's year, Gonde can realistically win the league

>2 appearances last season

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based kloppo throwing the domestic cup competitions

it was reported that he was in a gym session instead. fuck fake news.

>inb4 he scores 23 gorillion goals in Serie A and people think he's good again

Scatloni just barely has the starting XI figured out, I don't want to hear any more "journalists" begging for Icardi to be called up. Lautaro is good enough on the national team.

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Bjorn Engels 24 (Reims) to Aston Villa almost done deal according to L’Equipe

sporcle.com/games/czb2388/most-expensive-footballers
Let's go /trans/. Anything below 80% is unacceptable.

He was fucking shit at Olympiakos.

based everton bros, I would send them suarez too if I could

All the promoted sides are staying up lad. Non have them have pulled a Fulham, or have as shite squad as Cardiff.

>He was fucking shit at Olympiakos.
i know, he's doing quite good at Reims though

lulz @ the thought of suarez at everton

As long as we dont get crippled by injuries again, but it does depend on Arse-Manure-Chelshit crumbling

Everton and Arsenal presented formal bids to sign Malcom. He prefers Everton. His agent is in England negotiating a deal since monday. Barcelona already told the player he won't stay. Barça wants to recover the 40m euros they paid, selling or loaning with obligation to buy #afc

Wouldn't be shocked if they got relegated

Bjorn to be wild.
Haha.

Knowing our luck, yeah. Noble gets a season ending internal decapitation too or something

my dumb boomer brain wasted like 4 minutes trying to remember hernan crespos name

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haha, good one my friend

everton is a based club and easily one of the greats of europe
right now my historical ranking of english clubs is:
>everton
>who cares

>He prefers Everton
based malcom
best of luck black panther! always blaugrana family!
>Barça wants to recover the 40m euros they paid
there' a trick: 40m after 1 season is 30m in the books so barcelona wins 10m with the transfer

Real Madrid have ruled out a Neymar signing, deciding it is a "risky investment". The Madrid club will prioritize Mbappe next summer (AS)

>Real Madrid have ruled out a Neymar signing
lmao halal always ruling out barcelona transfers they never had a chance to get

Alright, football busters. I give you a cryptic clue and you guess what player I'm looking for, alright

>He returned from a holiday and turned up just fine
W.
>There's a bloke in a shop and but he's not sure whether to purchase those toffees. What's he asking himself?
C.
>The woman gives a sweet to her offspring, what's going on there? What she doing?
H.

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Bruno Martins Indi

nottingham forest football club

Tsu

youtube.com/watch?v=ANCOrFy9OLw

it's* coming home lads

*the world cup

Okay, THIS is epic haha

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Gf just sent me this

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Who took the picture?

>England need 14 from 120 balls.
Think we've got this one in the bag

she's got the mom face

Post her armpits

The purchase of Aubameyang was genius on their part. He's kept them from being the Top 10 at best team I said they'd become. Leno also wasn't a bad purchase. Neither was Torreria. The rest were mediocre.

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Why is she sending you pics of random girls?

>England
>Winning
Shan't be watching this. We'll fuck it up. This is E.A.S.Y all over again.

Seething catalan

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Malcom would be a star at Everton. He'd be behind Obama at Arsenal. Also Everton has money, Arsenal doesn't. Why people are ever linked to Arsenal in a market of £200m players, it's pointless.

you're the only one seething here, mr potato

Imagine being Australian and getting fucked by your colonial masters in your only sport harder than a girl on her first holiday in magaluf

It's literally coming home

gf just sent me this

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>Duncan Castles: Tottenham have made contact with Dani Alves over free agent signing

Imagine being English and get cucked out of your own semi final in your own sport on your own soil by curryniggers who didnt even show up

youtube.com/watch?v=rMdm9oAds0U

>3 Messi goal
>obligatory malay and arab
>no south american football

Which sport?
Football?
Rugby?
Cricket?
Tennis?
Table Tennis?
Polo?
Water Polo?
Baseball?
Hockey?
Ice Hockey?
Thoroughbred Horse Racing?
Tiddlywinks?
Badminton?
Basketball?

Could even sneak Gaelic and Aussie Rules football into it. Plus Canadian and American Football. All were based on football/rugby rules and American Football didn't radically change until 1880.

Based

hi guys,

haven't posted here in a while, but i was just wondering if the gf to me deal has progressed at all, it's supposedly been in the pipeline for a few years but nothing has come through yet so i was hoping you could give me a quick rundown.

cheers,

user.

>she used my legs to masturbate

Explain pls

>then he lands and shouts "TSUUUUUU" just like this

Girl sits on leg
Rubs puss puss on leg

nah, it's fucked mate

For me, it's JAV.

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fuck, i was really hoping to get something over the line soon.

based, had a gook gf in my dream last night which is weird because i don't really find them that attractive.

am a worry
big lightening just hppen

nah VAR put a stop to it

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Sat next to her on stools along lab bench. I'm a proper human (so 180cm+ at 14) and I'm cramped. She, one day, wraps her leg around mine and starts squeezing it with her leg and rocking back and forth on her chair slightly. Then ends up stopping and looking flushed. She'd use to grab my arse and other shit when others weren't looking. I felt like if I had asked her out she'd have gone 'ahaha fuck off user, hey everybody, user asked me out laugh at him hahaha' etc.

>all this money spent
>still not got a full squad

It's going to go over 100m, lads

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bigger lightning pls send help

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literally this years fulham

Least they're being a bit more sensible with it than Fulham were

same thing happened to me. i'd walk out of class with my pants soaked with precum.
good times.

didnt help that they spent 85mil on tyron mingo dingo

366 days until the Euro 2020 final

Most of villas money has gone into players they either had last year or the manager knows well

Fulham just threw money at a wall to see what stuck

>366 days until it comes home

Holy worked

looks like yet another Pogba HYS is headed for 1000+ comments

Cope.

>Fees Include Potential Add-ons
HMMM.

...

how dare she!

EMERGHAD

DAILY MIRROR: Former Manchester United striker Robin van Persie has agreed a contract with BT Sport, joining Rio Ferdinand, Michael Owen, Owen Hargreaves, Robbie Savage and Paul Ince on the list of former United players who are BT pundits

Watch her turn it into a sexist "men can be bare chested but women can't be" thing

Are there any clear favorites this year?

nah it'll help get her more instagram followers and possibly some nude photo shoots. she's making the most of her fame the only way women know how.

>This very obvious planned wardrobe malfunction is obviously not planned!
She's doing it to keep herself in the media to ask for more money. Where some people won't click on 'GIB US MORE MONEY REEE' articles, they might click on 'Her tit flopped out' article, which will end with 'Rapione has been in the media recently demanding equal pay` thing. Think about it. She can't purposefully go topless, so she wears something that will easily wardrobe malfunction and thus she can't be done for doing it on purpose.

>Robbie Savage
>Former United players

He had the same amount of united appearances as Liverpool have premier leagues

>Man Utd - £68m
James (17m), AWB (45m) and who else?

they're including AWB's add-ons

isnt one of them winning the champions league?

Would Diego Costa do well at Everton?

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of course. anything to make it seem like United are blowing their load on shit players

Any united transfer is inflated to include add ons.

Of course he would.

no, he's done

>West Ham fans think theyre gonna sign Haller

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She probably intended for this to happen and then create yet another row over a non-issue/event

based raps still making everyone seethe

You can actually hear the sweat.

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So basically he'll be average.

And taste the gravy

alan brazil is still going?

phwoaaar big sam's summering well

somehow hasn't exploded yet

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Has Big Sam been laying off the gravy recently?

Based Big Sam

Has Big Sam commented about Big Sam signing for Oxford?

>he's not watching any off the Europa League qualifiers
bunch of casuals

Can Spurs sign Lo Celso AND keep Eriksen?

>Europa League qualifiers
who is involved? for qualifiers Im assuming pub teams from the isle of man are.

No one wants Eriksen apparently he's staying for next season

teams from
>Ireland
>N. Ireland
>Wales
>Scotland
>Gibraltar
>Scandinavia
>some slavic places

...

Aren't wolves supposed to be in it at some point?

2 weeks I think

I'm looking for a Romanian to redpill me on Ioanis Hagi. How good is he?

reminder that bale, ronaldo, higuain and suarez all play >for free

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But can Spurs have both players on the books?

Had a greatt U-21 Euro's, lots of clubs are after him. And not just because of who his dad is

Seems a bit unfair that they don't have to prove themselves against the likes of the mighty Bangor Town or the giants that are the Lincoln Red Imps

probably, they've had low spending and CL money for a few years now

Genk signed him :)

Southampton
Burnley
Brighton
to go down in that order

They play the winner of Crusaders vs B36 Torshavn

Time to ban Raiola tbqh

>Implying Steve Bruce can keep Newcastle up

please pellegrini sign someone good

0% chance Southampton finish below Norwich or Newcastle

Raiola is a good guy

literally ANY fucking transfers?

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Imagine that Suarez transfer happening today. Shit would be horrendous

some zoomer Scot kid to Barca

About to transfer some food to the stove

gf to user tomorrow, my sources are saying

Lo Celso to Spurs

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They are seeded and enter at the last round of qualifying

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>gets more likes each times he posts it
How does he do it bros?

>something something libcucks

more about both him and twitter being more popular

Accrington Stanley beating Marseille right now

Accrington Stanley? Who are they?

Watching it now

Has Andre Villas-Boas ever been any good really? Why is he so rated

>marseille
who?

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a proper team.
you must be a southern cunt

God, dementia sucks

for me, it's A TRIALLIST 2

same shit happens on Yea Forums

Nah, he's just a cunt

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He's basically the nerd science guy from Simpsons

Boomer detected

Professor Frink invents stuff. He isn't a guy who has basically no qualifications in the field and is used simply because he's black.

>Marseille? yes ofcourse theyre in the Uber Eats YUM! League. Im an avid fan
>Accrington who???

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Chill out mate, I’m sure there are lots of good footballers from Stanley

>I don't watch women football

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They're a northern team? always thought they were one of those funny little towns outside London, guess I'm half-right

Calm down Louis

Up near blackpool

>Leicester have stated they are miles apart with Man Utd on their transfer of Harry Maguire who the club believe to be worth £90m

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He had a decent season when Porto had their best team in the last 30 years.

Signing Lo Celso would be a mistake imo.
He's not that great and I don't think he has the personality to be better.

If united paid upwards of 40 I'd snap their hands off

He did alright in Russia didn't he?

Everybody would do well in Russia Zenit, literally the richest club

I guess Hulk and Falcao were having just the best season in their lives
Porto could have had a dog as their coach and they would still have smashed everything in their way

What makes you think that?

Liverpool-Tranmere stream
Liverpool 1-0 up, Clyne goal
cyclingentertainment.stream/tranmere-rovers-vs-liverpool/

Bullying people into saying they when their heart wants to we

just once I want a clyne goal declined

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>Malmo FF -7 (SEVEN)
>Ballymena United - 0 (nil)
all to play for in the 2nd leg

Might be the best day for Accrington ever

You now remember Manon's brapper from the Great British Bake-off

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no i don't

>Manon
literally who

>put some rice on
>miss liverpool's second
fml

>Brewster goal

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Watched him at PSG. I may be wrong and maybe he changed a lot this season, but I doubt it.

> Accrington Stanley 2 - 1 Marseille

LIGUE UHHHHHHHH B T F O

>AVB
LOL

i can't decide whether ryan kent is class or complete wank

>Torino 18 - 1 Bormiese

Just about SPL level.

What's even the point lmao

Think he'll end up being one of those players that does great in the lower leagues but can never make the step up against good opposition

That french kid looks good.

How do we stop Everton this season lads?

memes

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One game at Anfield la

>drawing conclusions from pre-season friendlies

Tranmere are the 2nd best team in Liverpool though.

Class of 92 la

Brewster > Mbap

The BMNT (Brazilian Men's National Team) isn't playing until 11th Sept, we'll be okay til then

lads, sextuple this year

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Could Everton realistically win the league?

It's fucking happening lad, literally crying right now can't believe how far we've come.

Big fan of those Liverpool socks. Make the legs/feet sort of stand out. Looks cool.

I think Gerrard's cousin is playing in the 2nd half.

i think it's clear to see that liverpool would absolutely dominate league two

BLUD

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This looks like Michael Caley, who indeed does watch women's football like the soi he is

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Twitter is down lads, just imagine all those ITK's that are unable to spew their wisdom right now

IT'S COMING HOME

twitter has been shit for weeks now
i wonder if it's the russian's or the chinese's doing

Can someone PLEASE tell me what Don Balon has to say? I'm shaking atm

Best not be down for Love Island I need the BANTS

>women, pakis
>flying cars
yeah, that's not happening

We are missing all the transfers now ;_;

Bruno incoming la

What are their socks like? Heard someone talking about them and I want a look

bergkamp-esque touch from big div

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>armband

Oh my days senpai

all you need is wickr & bitcoins mate

>matip to origi
kino

Starting to think Tranmere aren't very good, lads.

Just like their last game

>Guiseley 1 - 0 Leeds United

Bottom half are white, top half are red

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any update on the woodburn to wonderkid transfer?

Will they be worn next season?

delayed indefinitely

He dead.

yes

Kino. Rest of the kit is meh/shite.

Pellegrini please

Brewster is the next God tbqh

all they had to do was make the pinstripes go all the way to the top. the top looks so weird

Never trust how good a player looks under Klopp.

As long as Klopp doesn't leave he should be fine.

Little Gerrard just scored.

daniel atherton is a hunk

who would you say the best looking liverpool player is

For me, it's Chadlison.

gotta be alisson or big virg

BREAKING: GREIZMANN TERMS AGREED WITH BARCELONA. EXPECT ANNOUNCEMENT ON WEEKEND

Karius is technically still contracted to them

good taste
he tries too hard

>sextuple
Retards, we're doing the septuple. Fucking newfags, learn to count.

phwoar i forgot about karius
what a sexpot

although this is true, van dijk whilst perhaps not being as pretty is just effortlessly sexy

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o fuck i forgot the club world cup, youre right
septuple

Oh I don't want to smoke weed, never have, probably never will. Never smoked either. Straight edged. I just think it would help reduce crime, allow a massive amount of revenue for the government and can offer support for addiction. Limiting it to personal use or in private residences with expensive difficult to get licenses would generally improve it. The main issue with weed isn't weed au natural, the problem is the high THC and super blended ones which become more like acid than weed. This damages brains with prolonged use. A THC level limited weed being legal for people over 21 would solve a lot of problems.

The most handsome is Hendo, Milner, or Lallana

No worries lad, YNWA.

Karius could easily be a model

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He is, I've seen him model clothes on some sites.

New thread when

whenever as long as it's a liverpool edition la

Based and YNWApilled.

NEW

belief that we're gonna win the league: growing