FIFA WORLD RANKING

>*bullies panama and tunisia*

Wasn't there something with Poland a few years ago when they managed to be 7th by not playing any friendlies and some other mathematical mumbo jumbo used for the ranking?

It's funny that only we get bullied for this, and Belgium don't.

That's because they also bullied you twice at the WC

Both matches were meme matches though.
The second one moreso.

They destroyed you twice at the WC, 1-0 when you didn t try becouse of better braking and 2-0 for 3rd place, Heh

are we even top 25 anymore

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Nope, 29th.

>the crystallizers of cyprus
>the killers of kazakhstan
>the seducers of scotland

just

Indeed but it's funnier to bully you

2018 was a rough year friend.
us.soccerway.com/teams/germany/germany/1037/matches/
2019 starts well

>tfw second to last place

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>colombia

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comfy

Stop with this meme ranking please

Post the Chad Elo Ranking instead

>England
is this a joke lmao

>germany out of top 10
oh nonononononononono

based

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how can you have the best players and team if you win nothing ?

fifa rankings suck, why are switzerland always so fucking highly rated? hmmm

Switzerland win a lot of their games.

>Finish 4th in World Cup
>Finish 4th in Nations League
>Finish 4th in WWC
>Ranked 4th by FIFA
Based and 4thpilled

Better than germany : )

>Finish 4th in Nations League
third, which is a shame, I had many memes planned to be made

>Finish 4th in Nations League
we got 3rd

yeah they should be the 9th best team in the fucking world, hate to play them ahead of your germanys your italys your argentinas

Fucking WHOOPS

I thought huehues had just won a Copa América, how exactly did they lose points?

worthless competition

they didn't. previous points are on the right. also last FIFA ranking update was the 14th of june

There are far more English people who visit Yea Forums so it's easier to bait them rather than the few Belgian posters who come here.

because we've destroyed non teams for the last 5 years while you guys lost against turkey
lukaku was almost top scorer for scoring a few goals against shitters like panama and tunisia

where did it all go wrong

*coca cola (tm)

The slayers of Kazachstan

there must be a mistake, I don't see us in this picture?

When you are 80 years old, wrapped in a blanket and comfy in your rocking chair by an open fire, surrounded by your great-grandchildren; you can tell the spellbound youngsters about the time you saw Sir Wayne Rooney retire from international football after choking against a team of dentists and part timers which has never won any silverware or even qualified for a competition of note in its history, scoring a penalty against the mighty Iceland.

The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window as your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up: 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad?'

The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, the legendary double in Minsk, that tap-in against Liechenstein. They know what's happening and are scared, but calm.

The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'

Don't you have some people to scam?

The treaty of london was a mistake

we missed the latest euro's and WC, but we're doing better now.

*fails to qualify again*

>win all group stage games
>only lose due to penalties without a single goal conceded
Can someone explain to me how these shitty rankings work?

Only relevant rating: eloratings.net

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>11th in the FIFA ranking
>8th in the Elo Ratings

Fuck, this is embarrassing. When will it end?

1 Belgium - Nothing
2 France - World Cup
3 Brazil - Copa America
4 England 2 Major Semi Finals - This equals 1 trophy
5 Portugal - Euros and Nations League

So really Belgium deserve to be only 8-9th.

>We beat the record for goals scored in a wc qualification
>We win 95% of our games since 2013
>We had the best player at the WC
>The best gk
Agreed.

>The best team, the most goals scored
Nope.

The Mpenza era of Belgian football was superior. Hazard and these other faggots can't compete.

>major
sweetie...

Ahem,

IT'S

Quiet ngubu. Now sell Ngubu to the prem.

>4th at world cup
>3rd at nations league
>2nd at Euros
>1st at ....

>1st at ....
Le tournoi 2021

9/10 pasta

imagine if we didn't lose against fucking Wales in the euros
god I hate Wilmots so much

>56

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>hello user you didnt forget about me did you ?

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thankfully everyone including lazio has forgotten about him

Are we even top 100 at this point. fuck,

I am firmly of the opinion that if Belgium, Italy, Colombia, Switzerland and Denmark all played each other four times each the Italians would run away with it with absolute ease.

yikes

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we have a really bad record against italians so i wouldnt be surprised

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jesus christ. I hate our governing body with such a passion. they have ruined so many generations of talented players. We should be top 40 at minimum in the world.

>The best gk
>a player that Seferovic score a hat trick against
Pick one

They've had some good results against established teams in the last few years. Won at home to Portugal, drew against Brazil, came back from 1-4 on aggregate against Belgium

>1. mutt team
>2. black team
>3. mutt team
>4. mutt team
>5. European team

Congratz Portugal. The best European country at football.

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>belgium
>england
>switzerland
>denmark
lol

Portugal are the quintessential mutt team

>be sweden
>reach quarter finals in wc
>qualify for the top division in nations league
>"nope, you are still not top 15 in the world. that honor hoes to nations like italy that didn't even reach the world cup"

the entire world being ABS as always

>so many generations of talented players
Owen Hargreaves?

>denmark
>switzerland
>poortugal

>Portugal
>European

elo rankings are better

>J.Lukaku

The only thing i miss about euro2016 is nainggolan, too bad martinez hate him

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KDB would be the best player in the world if he didn't get injured so often. Shame

>you now remember Ciman
did this guy ever do anything other than bench warming ?

BAsed, they are just a meme, and chocked against the superior French team

meme managers fucked us bad desu , martinez cant hell but make us choke with meme tactics and players choices in games that matters
willmots did the same at euro 2016
>jordan fucking lukaku in defence

How was the rank after the 7-11?

They pick piss easy friendlies.

Do the players on the Belgian team speak to eachother in French or Dutch?

Why is the Colombia meme still alive?

>4 England 2 Major Semi Finals - This equals 1 trophy
putting the pressure on trophy?

All the /ELITE/ teams are there except for the Dutch. Sad