Are there any professional athletes that are more cucked than the US men's national football team...

Are there any professional athletes that are more cucked than the US men's national football team? Imagine being the only national team in the world where you have to specify that it's the men because people will assume you're taking about the women's team otherwise

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Also, what did Google mean by this?

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MLS clowns deserve it

Don't forgot that there's only a few places in the U.S. where the äway"fans don't outnumber usa ones

Almost as cucked as your country. Even the best player in the history of your country plays here.

That's cause he's old af. Albeit if I were in his position I would prefer to play and retire in a swedish team (preferably the one he debuted in) but still.

Does his age matter? The point is he choose to do his retirement victory lap in the USA, and not Sweden.

Yeah, it's us who are cucked when a 37 year old is the best player in your entire country

I would assume the only reason he plays in the MLS is how much money he's making there, not such an amazing thing be proud of. Maybe he plays there cause he actually likes it, idk.

>Imagine being the only national team in the world where you have to specify that it's the men because people will assume you're taking about the women's team otherwise

China?

Well here it's a women's sport so it makes sense the women's team would be thought of first

Of course he did, why wouldn't you go for a final payday in China, Qatar or the USA?

Some Allsvenskan team isn't going to pay a pensioner millions.

I don't think you understood correctly. I said the best player in the history of your nation chooses to play here, instead of Sweden.

It's a women's sport everywhere. They had to suppress women's soccer in the 20s because it was heavily becoming focused on women
They just try to hide it but don't do that great of a job

And he's not even Swedish, he's some Serbian rape baby or something.

He plans on living in LA long term, he loves it. I think LA is a shithole. Sweden must be pretty fucked.

To be fair, the mens team is garbage

Probably not. The team itself is full of guys who couldn't make the cut for other sports. Most of the team plays for a league that only exists because it convinces billionaires to buy into a ponzi scheme. And after it all, they're a mediocre bunch that can't stop losing against bad teams while a bunch of women dominate everything at the same time as their continental championship.

That's an interesting way of spinning that your league is still a retirement centre, and will pay over the odds for ancient boomers.

thank you changed the search box, obviously

They've been trying to build a development system of academies and homegrown players. But they just can't get enough athletes willing to devote their time to soccer over other sports. The MLS is always going to rely on getting pensioners to headline in order to attract attention to their sideshow league.

Who claimed MLS to be any sort of quality? The point was it's still better than Sweden. Our players will never be as cucked as their country is.

This is also a big factor, football besides not being the most popular sport in the US by far (and women's football there is only recently now getting a lot of attention) is a huge element of why this is the case. I mean you can talk shit about my NT all you want but at least they have finally won something in the last 5 years. This year was the first time in history our women's NT classified to the WC, and got eliminated in group stage. So yeah, how good they're is a big one.

Based on your flag there's no way I can tell if you're English, Welsh, Scottish or Northern Irish.

Now that's what I call cucked.

There's a reason I didn't mention your country. They have my respect. Sweden is central headquarters for cuckdom. The irony OP is Swedish.

It's funny though because Pulisic has already made more money at 20 than the entire women's team will make in their entire lives.

>its a pixel expert that's never in his life lived in sweden episode

not as cucked as the american fans
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relocation_of_professional_sports_teams#List_of_relocations_in_the_United_States_and_Canada

Based on your flag I can tell you're the fattest fuck I've ever met.

Thank you for taking an interest in British political geography and caring about the constituent countries of the United Kingdom, though.

>having a team in every village and hamlet with more than 700 people

Cool. Perhaps we should shit up our cities with one stadium every square mile too.

Europeans like LA because of tv and movies. It’s funny that they don’t realize the best places to live are Pacific Northwest, upper Midwest or New England.

Hilarious coming from the third fattest nation on earth.

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And? Has he retired yet? He's talked about how he wants to finish his career in Sweden because he hasn't won the Swedish league

Why would I fake something that literally anybody can look up in 3 seconds

American cities are shit enough, I think an acre of grass would improve them lel

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How is your passport labeled? Do you have an English passport? Welsh passport? Asking for a friend.

Good job picking a desert city lol. UK doesn't even have fucking trees.

>grass
>in fucking phoenix

Back to Geography 101, Nigel.

I have a passport for the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

I don't really know what tree you are barking up, do you think we want to separate our centuries-entwined unions? Even Scotland, the most likely to want independence, voted against it 55-45.

Thank you for caring though, it's not like I care which state you're from so you're being very considerate.

They all look the same, regardless of locale. Built for the motor car with no consideration for the people or potential communities living in these concrete hells.

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If equitorial africans can maintain football pitches, I'm sure you can.

You obviously have never been to the US. I've been all over the UK. It's shitty, cold, rainy, horrible bland food, no trees, and mediocre women.

>motor car

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>thread about USA
>certain flag shows up and tries to make it about them
the obsession continues

I've not just been I've lived on both sides of the US lel, Ithaca NY and around Northern California lel.

There's some beautiful natural attractions but you can't argue your right-wing chase for commodification and convenience isn't horrendously ugly.

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Yikes

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yeah we have a great retirement league!
David Beckham played here! Pirlo! Drogba! Kaka!
ah...now those were footballers

If that's true then why post a picture of an obvious road off a highway exit? UK doesn't have anything remotely close to the majestic natural beauty that USA has. We need cars for a reason, because our countryside it's so wide open and vast

Literally too stupid to talk to. Doesn't even understand the point was that their country's best footballer choose to play in our shitty league than go home. He loves LA.

Double yikes

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Did you seriously just cherry pick data to prove a false point? UK is the third fastest nation on earth. We're #2. Hey pot I'm kettle.

Because they're everywhere in your country. Yosemite is ringed by places like that.

>We need cars for a reason, because our countryside it's so wide open and vast

As if most of you actually get the time off work to enjoy it lel. Not to mention how your car companies lobbied hard for decades to crush any chance of decent public transport systems for most Americans.

Assuming you mean fattest not fastest, I'm just posting what the WHO say. Rather than assertions, why not share what makes you think that "UK is the third fastest nation on earth. We're #2"?

Public transport to what? The major cities have them. A domestic system would never work. It's takes 3 days to travel across our country. Americans would rather drive, and feel independent. Be careful with the insults, if you take it to far you might get arrested.

do europeans ever return to their first club?

seems to me like is mostly a south america thing

Deuce, come back

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It doesn't either way because it means they ain't white

Dunno about Europe, but it's a big thing in America, particularly the NFL. Guys often sign 1-day deals to retire with their original team.

>Public transport to what?
Jesus mate you were banging the drum about your "majestic natural beauty" and now you don't even want to go lel.

You're putting the cart before the horse. Americans don't realistically have any other choice than to drive. Chalk it up to some sentimental notion but it's only because of corporate power.

>80%, 91%, 93% and 98% white
vs
>56%

Absolutely howling

>Driving
>Independence

Shit looks like a miserable prison, i guess there’s joy in that wou can make it a trashcanwithout guards beating you

This fact really pisses the rest of the world off for some reason.

Citation needed.

Why would we want or need public transport to our natural parks and majestic destinations? This is why they don't exist in UK.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_British

That census is from 2011!

That's White British. If it was just white it'd be higher.

What a meme. You use % for a reason. We still have 2x more white people in USA than Britian. At least our Mexicans are catholic. You're being conquered by a religion and people you spent multiple crusades fighting against.

No, you just build 7-lane highways through the middle of them, and massive car parks, to get there lel. Much nicer.

Imagine being European in 2019

Not true at all. Highways like that only exist in super cities like LA, NY, Etc.

>you have all this commerce going on!
>i never see that in the UK!

If you're doing it by that metrics you have more Muslims than us. How "cucked", what are you doing????

Lel

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Haha did you seriously use the 2011 census before the migration crisis? You can't be serious.

You're literally responding in our language. Cuck.

You're embarrassing yourself. That's a walkway lmao.

>equitorial africans
Are... are you retarded? Or do you have to be told that equatorial countries are the wettest places on Earth while the continental US is in the northern hemisphere?

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There's only a census every decade, you're welcome to provide me the 2021 census.

>migration crisis

Not for us lel, stop getting angry on YouTube. Even the most casual research would show we avoided that mess.

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Here's an article from 2017. Your 2011 data is hilariously wrong.

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Bet he wishes Trump was the PM of his country

>the Telegraph

Cannot see why a right-wing rag might want to overstate the threat of Islam. At least post more than a headline mate, it's not hard.

>"could" triple

So in 2017 it was ~4 million, according to the Telegraph too?

>lose 1776 to us
>lose 1812 to us
>lose ww1 and get liberated by US
>lose ww2 and get liberated by US

has the tea celebration really triggered them for like 2 weeks or whatever? why are they so sensitive

I can seriously post the same from 20 other websites. You currently have over 5 million muslims in UK (More than US).

Here's data from the highly respected pew research center, showing you had over 4.1 million, three years ago lol.

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>mutt has no evidence for his delusional arguments other than tabloid headlines and then chooses to shitpost like a retard
Typical

We're more successful at soccer than they are!

Not the same poster, I literally just posted data from pew research center. Cope.

Whitest nation ever
Never lost a war
Win at alll relevant sports

Love being Murican

Wow, very related.

1776 fair enough, long before the peak of the British Empire.
1812 you failed to seize Canada and got the White House burned down whilst we were very busy winning the Napoleonic Wars.
WW1 you turned up ridiculously late to a stalemate that was winding down anyway
WW2 again turned up late whilst Britain stood alone against the Nazis and then-neutral Soviets. Then got beaten to Berlin by the Soviet war machine.

Not seeing a 13m sensationalist headline lel, why didn't you post something more honest and in line with

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Why does it matter to yours or anyone else’s lives though

Holy shit.

British education is this bad

You said there were more muslims in US than UK, that has been proven false.

He didnt even know the world wars was USA defeating every country in the world at the same time. Sad!

It doesn't. Read the thread, I'm simply proving wrong what snaggletooth said as a fact.

Yeah but you devoted a lot of time and energy on a Wednesday trying to prove the Muslims are taking over

No I'm just informing him how Murcia is better than everything.

Fake

Arguing over sports and geopolitics is what we do on this board user

I dunno about fat people but sweden is pretty damn cucked from having an admirable past to being muslim breeding grounds 2.0

Go home Pedro. Trump coming for you.

Pulisic is better than any player currently playing for sweden

Also Canada

>At least our Mexicans are catholic
Imagine being proud of this

Actually NY doesn’t really have the monster 400 lane highways like LA. Most people take the train.

better than any young player maybe. he's not better than Forsberg

lol

What do you expect? Both Altidore and Bradley are playing in fucking Canada. Man, what a hilariously shitty team

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At least we beat Trinidad and Tobago this time

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I kinda feel sorry for these fools, they kinda look profoundly beta, like they look lost. Fuck living as a man is hard in Burgerland. The goalie is a sailor btw.

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The guy with the dreads is like a walking stereotype of every soccer player and fan in this country.

>san fran
also how about an east coast city

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For 9 Gorillion Dingus Dollars you fucking retard, forgot about Malmö and their huge spending power

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