Bohemians vs Chelsea Match Thread

Pedro has no friends, he didn't come back "earlier".

:(
Probably didn't want to stay in Canary Islands too long this time of year

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Dundalk vs Riga
Same, it's on rte2. Is Bohs game not on except for Chelsea TV?

Actual working link

releasesky.com/2019/07/bohemians-vs-chelsea-frank-lampard-game.html

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youtube.com/watch?v=6FYxbl5Q9cY

faggot watching with his stacy wife, im so jelly

>dead teenager
wow bit of a buzzkill

4231

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Of the wife?

Wondering why the fuck none of this is on Virgin Sports channel, they're showing a fucking replay of France vs Scotland in the 6 nations rugby ffs.
Don't get me wrong, I love rugby, but there's two Irish league teams playing for their CL lives.

WHO is this absolute QT 4th official??

I miss Sarri, he was not afraid to make the difficult unpopular decisions. Lampard is just going to be a lad and decide his squad selection on who the media and fans fancy

BATBOI

>official rights holders.

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Chelsea is fucking doomed next season

based A Trialist

this squad is so irrelevant, most of them won't be starting in the league

Deleted all my Batman memes

>Is this user right, Franky?

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>Dujon Sterling
literally named after a MUSTARD. what is wrong with nogs?

Thanks. Fuck Chelsea and fuck their tv.

>mustard

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it's Dijon you uncultured fuck and it's a city not a mustard

There is a church right next to the stadium

Ithim agus itheann SI

You do know this is a friendly?

where do you think that city name comes from pierre? it's named after the mustard

It's a mustard.

There's also my house

Protestant or catholic?

It is a mustard. What you said is like saying champagne is a region not a wine.

I'm just wating for the Halftime Show

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you motherfucker you make another joke about my city and i'll fuck you up

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With the ban are players allowed to go out on loan?

I know now. Anyway, I'm watching Dundalk vs Riga it's an actual qualifier. I stand by my previous statements: fuck chelsea and their tv, fuck virgin media sports too.

How short is our new medic

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prods don't get nice churches

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>when your """city""" is named after THIS
holy JUST. the absolute STATE of mustard fr*nchies!

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This is a guess from Google maps but I think it is called St Peter's church, Catholic

Surely the mustard is named after the city it came from instead of the other way round?

Do you go to church fren?

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wrong

It's a registration ban so all they can not do is register new players. They could still buy them and keep them on the shelf like Barcelona did with Turan

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stupid americans are too dumb they also believe ketchup and salsa are cities

There's plenty of food stuff in England named after places

Actually it is a fact

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salsa dance was named after the condiment.
Ketchup is a loan word from Indonesia. Mostly it used to be called tomato sauce.

we are solely talking about the mustard shanty of Dijon

>verjuice not white wine
So we've been doing it wrong all this time.

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THERES AN UNIFORM STILL HANGING IN WHATS KNOWN AS FATHERS ROOM

no pro-terrorist songs please thanks

>kek?

These games are irrelevant, lads.

It is Cork v Rangers you want and the prospect of thousands of Huns getting battered by lawmen and locals in 2 weeks time.

I ain't your lad, buachaill

>Cork v Rangers
is this in a EL qualifier?

We all understand you don't have Chelsea TV, fren

>THERES AN UNIFORM STILL HANGING IN WHATS KNOWN AS FATHERS ROOM
A uniform so simple in it's style

Who thought that would be a good idea to organise? And why did the police approve of it?

>only 1-0 against a team of drunken farmers
yeah I'm think Frank is exposed

ITS GOT NO BRAID OF GOLD NOR SILK NO HAT WITH FEATHERED PLUME

WHY I WAS YOUNG I HAD NO SENSE
I BOUGHT A FLUTE FOR 50 PENCE

Quite 52 or whatever mutt % you are.

Not yet user. Cork v Progres tomorrow and winner plays winner of Rangers v nobodies.

Watching Dundalk desu. It's awful.

UEFA. And Cork are doubling down on hosting the game at home. Rangers are to be allocated only 500 tickets. The rest will be treated as rioters. Can't wait.

Wait for his goal

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Ah, sure don't worry it'll be grand. Cork was predominantly pro-treaty.

it's a fiddle

Yet me mother had preserved it all the while.

Can't make it up la

Can't stop laughing at RTE - first ad is for eggball and how Catholics and Prods were friends on the pitch.

>inb4 Cork loses to Progres

Is Dublin a worthwhile city to citytrip to. Seems like a big city but I never think of it and don't know anything about

>cork
>every actually fighting huns

THE ONLY TUNE THAT I COULD PLAY WAS
FUCK THE POPE AN THE IRA

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It is a risk. But no-one wants that desu.

ONE DAY SHE MADE ME TRY IT ON A WISH OF MINE FOR YEARS IN MEMORY OF YOUR FATHER DEAR SHE SAID

Never been personally but heard its very touristy now, same with Gallway. Supposedly Cork is very 'authentic'

Lovely if you like heroin.
The Wild atlantic way and Galway are nicer.

please take your IRA sing-alongs and general reddit demeanor out of MY thread

It's alright. Lots of free entry museums and galleries and such, reasonable food, very good pubs. Not exactly cheap in town though. And actually getting into town from the airport is an absolute pain unless you get a taxi.

>would have been Cork vs Cardiff Met if they didnt shit the bed in the 2nd leg

And when I put the sam brown on, she was smiling through hear tears
As she placed the broad black brimmer on me head.

>Watching Dundalk desu. It's awful.
We're dominating Riga and they international players. So this is the power of Baltic football...

I'm a muslim and one of me grannies is a Presbyterian. You shouldn't be rude to the pope like that though, it's uncalled for.

This. The peno was sloppy to give away, and the students tiring at the end were the only thing that got Progres through.

They seem to have fallen since beating the Huns a few years ago.

Cork are third from bottom but appear to have stabilised after the manager was sacked. Odds are tight for both teams to qualify but Cork are slight favourite on bookies, way ahead on the exchanges to qualify.

Dundalk are just not as good without Kenny. I expect them to get through this round but no further.

Anyone heading to gravediggers for a sneaky pint after the game lads it ain't too far from the ground desu

2nd half

---------cumming
zappa-zouma--trevoh-maatsen
-----------baka-gilmour
piazon------baker--brown
----------------ugbo

in chorus lads
ITS JUST A BROAD BLACK BRIMMER ITS RIBBONS FRAYED AND TORN BY THE CARELESS WHISP OF MANYS A MOUNTAIN BREEZE, AN OLD TRENCH COAT THATS SO BATTLE STAINED AND WORN AND BREECHES ALMOST THREADBARE AT THE KNEES

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Has any Dublin lads been to the new weatherspoons on Abbey St. It's fucking based it's huge

Shall be checking it out, I was in one in London and it was good

Does Gigi Salmon not work for Chelsea tv anymore???

go to the Back Page instead

>cumming
what a semen slurping name

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Is that not a phibsboro hipster joint.

>I'm a muslim

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>NOOOOOO Islam is bad

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>baka

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It is though..fuck off

no, it's a phibsborough hipster joint

Welcome to Sudaca sperg shitposting. Just roll with it or it will swallow you up.

A sam brown belt with a buckle big and strong
And a holster that's been empty many's a day
But when men claim Ireland's freedom
The one should choose to lead them,
Will wear the broad black brimmer of the IRA.

Go on to fuck, Hup the biys.

Where do you think they're going after reunification, Orange?

Brexit is the first step, then the all-island league being worked on in the shadows. Chinese and Russian money looking for a summer hideaway by all accounts.

>Gypsy supporters trust

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I know Gigi salmon is big on tennis and Wimbledon is currently going on so maybe that's why (I don't care about tennis I just see her talk about it a lot on twitter)

There is no god but Allah and Muhammad is his messenger

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>And a holster that's been empty many's a day
BUT NOT FOR LONG

>Islam is good

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Not for me lad. Plenty of normally boozers in the area

Yeah she was doing queens last week but don't know if she is doing Wimbledon. She has very nice milkers

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>Frank Lampard's Derby County

That's true enough. I'm actually meeting the da for a pint in Hedigan's in a couple of hours.

La ilaha allah mohammad rasul allahu

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How is Limerick such a shit place bros?

travellers

Bakayoko redemption arc starts today bros. He was really good for AC Milan last year. Remember the name

I saw someone get mugged for their spar sandwhich on a bus and the guy muttered "ahh... yer not part of the family are ya" what did he mean by this???

When someone joined the British army their family often moved to Limerick to avoid retribution from locals. That was late 1800s and early 1900s.

Now its Rathkeale - read the Atlantic's article on the international rhino horn smuggling ring in 2014 based in Rathkeale.

How is the CSKA Fulham v Gyppos game going? Anyone on either side impressing?

Well he cant get any worse than the match vs watford

he was saying that that lad wasn't a traveller

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_Travellers

The funny thing is all the people I've met from Limerick are genuinely nice. Last time I passed through there the streets were reasonably clean and those old terrace houses were being kept in good order. So, I don't know.

What do you call Travellers? Pikeys? Knackers? Gypos? Doasyoulikeys?

Yeah

I still blame that on rust/delayed reaction speed from knee surgery he had in the off-season and missing pre-season as a result and then having to adapt to the faster premier league tempo

I wonder if Lampard will keep him around. Baka is a good but limited player and I think there's not really room for him right now

not op but I was baptised here AMA

I was too

Cool might see you in there. How will I spot you. Do you look funny? I bet you look odd?

When you walk in just yell HEEM SLEEPY at the top of your voice. I'll know it's you and I'll come and say hi.

Personally would cash in on Baka, Zouma, Drinkwater and Bats. They are too good and wont want to sit on the bench all year and have a good sale value.
Better to play Tammy instead of Bats
Better to play Christenssen or Tomoroi instead of Zouma if Luiz or Rudiger injured
Better to play Mount, Barkley, Kovacic or RLC rather than Baka or Drinkwater

Can you get unbaptized if you wanted to? My parents didn't want to baptize me, but they did it out of respect because my grandparents are very Catholic

Are you a Bohs fan/at the match?

Do you remember your first blowjob?

invade a christian nation without the conscent of the papacy and get excommunicated but beware of the debuffs

If Dundalk don't score they'll lose it, probably 1-1, away.

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Cool I'll so it but don't be a faggot and just leave me standing there. At least come and knowledge me

I am, but I just finished work so I'm not there.

Yeah, it was shit.

Yes, coincidentally also in that church

You can either get excommunicated directly or profess another faith. But, what's your problem with being catholic?

How long did it take for the guy to cum?

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In my opinion a fit Van Ginkel is unironically better than Kovacíc and Bakayoko and Barkley in 2019. I hope he makes it back this year, unlikely as it seems, and his contract runs out in June 2020, so this is his final chance.

The other stuff you posted I agree with, and Lampard and Morris are definitely going to invest in youth with upside over proven players with above average ceiling desu

>profess another faith.
Allah oe ahkbar.

>Wagecucking til this time

What do you do user

Tammy Abraham is a future GOAT

You know all those wise guys are Catholics, right?

>Van Ginkel is unironically better
Unfortunately his knees are made of biscuits so we will never be able to find out

>Lampard and Morris are definitely going to invest in youth with upside over proven players with above average ceiling desu
Fingers crossed. Selling Bats, Baka, drinkwater & Zouma should bring in £100 million to invest next season

Well, I'm not Catholic, but I do respect and like learning about faiths so I'm not a militant atheist or anything. I just wonder if there's a way out as when you're a baby you can't really make a conscious decision on a baptism so I wondered if those people had a way out, assuming they are religious but just don't believe in Catholicism

I'm a student.

Begorrah I sure hope so, I am not looking forward to the alternative.

Working in a bar I should add. Part time during college, full time over the summer.

TESSIEEEEE
NUF SAID MCGREEVEY SHOUTED
WE'RE NOT HERE TO MESS AROUND
BOSTOOOON YOU KNOW WE LOVE YOU MADLY
HEAR THE CROWD ROAR TO YOUR SOUND

>Van Ginkel is unironically better
Unfortunately his knees are made of biscuits so we will never be able to find out

Cazorla has a skin graft on his right foot from his left arm, it even split his arm tattoo in half. And he played 46 games for Villarreal at age 34 last season. Van Ginkel will be back, man. Believe

I hope as he is the only natural goalscoring midfielder since Lampard

What one ? Promise I won't gangstalk you

just how much water did his ancestors drink?

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Why the fuck would he tell you where he works on an anonymous board?

>he

There are no girls on the internet.

name of the 4th official?

I really was disappointed when Chelsea finalized Kovacíc for €50m. He's an okay player, that's not value for money imo - transfer ban or not

THIS
how do i get an old irish slag gf

Unless he's the only person that works in that bar, he's got nothing to worry about. Just interested. Is it the new weatherspoons? They seem to have hired loads of young white Irish people. Based

Its not a bad deal as he never had a bad game. But he only ever had one good game(Europa league final) and was average every single other game. He wont lose value and can play all 3 midfield positions

LAMPARD OUT

*dissolves chelsea football club*

This was poor

Dundalk 0-0 Riga FT

I know it’s pre season and a bunch of hungover reserves but still, this is kind of embarrasing

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Yeah he can play all three midfield positions, but I mostly remember him not scoring any goals in 51 apps, not really being a hugely driving force or incisive passer, not really being a very imperious defensive midfielder... Maybe Lampard will solve him but he didn't show enough to me to become a believer, whereas Jorginho for example did convince me

Still undefeated in pre-season!

So this is the power of chelseas famous youth academy

True. See you net match lad